Is she the perfect female?
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Is she the perfect female?
No.
>>701345954
Who Dracula with tits?
>>701345954
No
- not blonde
- too old
say what you want, Kristen Stewart is fuckin yummy. i'd eat that like i ate pudding with no spoon in 3rd grade
>>701346517
>liking blonds
what are you a nigger, a spic or a sandnigger?
>>701346531
gnarly, me too actually. Glad you said it first..
>>701345954
no.
that doesn't mean that I wouldn't tape her retarded mouth shut and grudge fuck her in the ass.
she'd make a decent cum dump
>>701345954
>nostrils
![kristen-stewart-high-20[1].jpg](https://randomarchive.com/image/image-404.png "kristen-stewart-high-20[1]")
Of course she is, even when doing disgusting shit like smoking, she is still perfect.
This one's perfecter
/b/ has a darker vocabulary then i remember. I will gladly stick around for the ride.
no, just no
>>701347235
You're an emo faggot
>>701347241
welcome back oldfag!
>>701347588
NA-uhhh
>>701347670
Let's not start sacking each other's dicks just yet
>>701347730
How in God's great world could you ever love a shoplifter?
No. This is
>>701347899
1999!!! That bitch be old now nigger
>>701347844
Shoplifter tell me the story on that.
>>701345954
Nope!
pretty much
>>701345954
no, she has vocal cords.
>>701348311
Winona Ryder was busted for shoplifting. After she was famous. Look it up
Literal perfection
>>701348910
Now you're just trolling. Just look at that featureless body; that heroin addict face.
She epitomizes plain
>>701349137
KYS if you don't think this is perection
>>701349137
LMFAO.....THIS GUY IS EXAGGERATING HER BEAUTY BUT SHE'S 100000000X BETTER LOOKING THAT ANYTHING YOU CAN / WILL FUCK......POST A PIC OF YOUR MOM AND LET'S SEE WHAT YOU ARE FUCKIG
>>701345954
Thanks for that image op. Now I have to go and furiously wank off
>>701349137
Of course she is plain, plain perfect.
I suggest you go back to your rate my dick threads.
![MV5BNTQ3MTYwMDUxOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMjEyMjU4OTE@._V1_[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1472/285/1472285691367.jpg "MV5BNTQ3MTYwMDUxOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMjEyMjU4OTE@. V1 [1]")
Everyone in this thread needs to understand that Jodelle Ferland is the perfect girl.
She's fucking hot as shit. I mean come on. How the hell do you even get that hot?
>>701349231
Larry Bird's legs and Justin Bieber's face....
Yeah, she's sexy
>>701345954
No, this is the perfect female
>>701346691
Not green eyed
>>701349412
She was that little girl in Smallville that one time. She got grown up, didn't she?
>>701349264
My wife's much hotter, little 12 year old. But me and my buddies gang fuck little faggots like you on the side
>>701349493
>fridge
>perfect
I bet you also like moretz
>>701345954
No penis.
>>701349432
I'd fuck a feminine Justin Bieber any day
>>701345954
Nope it's pic related faggot.
>>701349522
wow, just look at that fat, I mean, flat ass
>>701349662
>fridge
>>701349710
Why do you people even like fat asses anyway?
Flat is perfection
>>701349736
>>701349718
you don't browse /tv/?
>>701349635
You and your buddies gang fuck little faggots while your ugly wife is gangbanged by tyrone and his hommies, cuck.
>>701349432
the fuck?
>>701349707
Fucking gross
>>701349522
Good god and that horse face!!! You guy's are right, she is a beauty
Whats happening? lol i feel like this is my fault praise oh lawdie.
>>701348602
Uu, edgy
>>701349813
>>701349837
You must be a faggot not to want to be inside that goddess
>>701348705
I don't know which one is true because people are people, but if you look it up, she was quite drugged with prescriptioned mediciness and feeling ill at the store, people say she wasn't trying to steal, but instead leaving the store without knowing what she was doing. Of course the press made up this tabloid story like a sure thing to sell papers.
Wynona Ryder was quite a qt back in the day. I'm not a pedo and I haven't seen stranger things yet or whatever series she's on nowadays, but I think that all the cuteness is gone. The last movie I saw with her as a cutie is Girl, Interrupted.
>>701349635
YOUR WIFE= HOME MADE REAL DOLL MADE OUT OF TWINKIES AND WATERMELONS
YOUR BUDDIES= STUFFED TOYS YOU WIPE YOUR 2" COCK
FUCK OFF AND DIE LOSER
>>701349869
FUCK YOU KISS LESS VIRGIN.
>>701349876
I imagine it feeling like a giant bag of marshmallow cream
>>701349707
My other perfect girl
>>701345954
She is fuckin hot but a lesbo :(
>>701349826
Nope. I barely go on this site at all.
>>701349873
We can do this forever. I have a lot of heat in my fap folder
>>701350017
I would imagine it's like being inside of a vagina, mouth, or ass. And I bet she is like the best lay ever. Her or Maisie.
>>701349688
I'd just fuck Justin Bieber.
>>701349832
Cuck! Oh, you poor little virginal queer.
You're a Twilight fan for fuck's sake! Here's one more to your liking
>>701350092
>>701350102
same
>>701349914
yeah. "I'm not a pedo" yeah
>>701350189
Nothing wrong with Steph Courtnie, except for not being Amy or Maisie of course.
>>701345954
she could have been
she would have been
she should have been
>>701349950
Awww, you mad somebody made fun of your little twilight whore. Poor wittle guy. When's the last time you fucked a pony pillow?
>>701345954
Is he the perfect male?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
>>701350189
Aww the little closeted faggot posted one of his millions dick pics.
>>701350056
Now she's startin' to look like a bulldyke. Nasty ass slav cunt
>>701350394
WOW!!! SUCH EDGE ON A LITTLE 9 YEAR OLD.
TIME FOR SLEEP RETARD. TELL MOM TO CUT DOWN THE ADD PILLS BECAUSE HER LITTLE FAT FAGGOT AIN'T SLEEPING WELL
Yada yada let me cry in some monies.
![kristen_stewart_vampire_by_kate9312[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1472/286/1472286539968.jpg "kristen stewart vampire by kate9312[1]")
>>701350424
Reported for spam.
youtubers are the scum of the world.
>>701350429
>>701350394
time for sleep balding fat 50 year old lonely fat fag...you have to wake up to report to the cops on saturdays..remember, 500m away from play grounds
>>701350429
That pick is funny. Your million twilight fan fotos are alarming. Seriously though, how often do you think about children?
>>701350378
>>701350622
time for sleep 50 year old fat lonely dude....mommy will be upset the cops come get you again
>>701350587
Jesus ..
Moses particularly
>>701350504
I'm 33 which means two things. I've been laid more time than you ever will, and I can beat you to death, which of course would just be one less pony fucker
>>701350722
>>701350715
>>701350633
>>701350633
time for sleep old dude....mummy will be upset if police come get you
>>701348021
Can't tell if retarded or shit-tier trolling.
>>701350577
You know that saying that you reported a post is against the rules?
Not him btw.
>>701350715
>>701350816
SURE YOU CAN......... AND 33 ON HERE? WHAT A LIFE YOU MUST HAVE..BUT THEN AGAIN WHAT KIND OF LIFE CAN A 400 POUND BALDING FAT FUCKING A WHEEL CHAIR HAVE?
CRINGE AS FUCK
>>701350985
cringe af
>>701350680
Am I starting to hurt your feelings? Fine, I'll stop making fun of your wittle dream girl kid. I'm sowy
>>701350816
>33 year old loser who still works at macdonalds arguing with teens about an actress.
I really feel sorry for you, dude.
>>701351133
dude....seriously...cringe af..if you aren't the most autistic annoying fuck on here..i don't know who is..just stfu and leave..so glad summer is done so these fags get shipped to retard school soon
>>701345954
Yep, that's true
>>701345954
Not Connelly
Cereal ether I'm divine or psychosis I'm gonna die anyhow i'll stick with the latter.
>>701350925
It's friday nigger i don't have to work tomorrow. I weight 190 at 5'11. Does writing in all caps make you feel like a big boy? How's your fuck-pillow? Is "she" Ok or does "she" need a wash?
>>701351177
if he's 33 he's retarded af...he sounds like he's a 9 year old autisitc kid....but i get a bad feeling he really is 33
>>701351314
stfu idiot..no one cares retard....get ready for retard school next week..have your helmet and crayons ready
>>701351268
A (male?) twilight fan calling me autistic. Now that's a good one. Gf right wifes right next to me btw
>>701351298
I update you faggot prime time. I have no clue.
>>701345954
She had never taken a breath with her mouth closed so , no. I bet she has horrible breath.
>>701351445
then slap her for not aborting you..take a minute to think about that one retard
Perfection.
no
>>701351548
TOP KEK
RETARDS ARE FUN FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT.
>>701351420
Again, I'm old. I've already graduated from college. Tell me more about what makes the twilight bitch so loverly?
>>701351576
NOT THE BEST PIC TO POST DUMMY
>>701351314
Pillows great some sweat whose talkin?
>>701351607
FUCK OFF LOSER. YOU ARE CANCER.NOT THE FUNNY KIND,JUST THE CRINGE KIND.
>>701345954
fuck outa here with that nonsense
>>701351548
God your clever. You're saying My mom IS my girlfriend!!! What's your mommy look like Timmy?
>>701351826
sleep time tardy timmy.....
>>701351627
Oh no!! Strife within the Twilight bitch community!!! Fag alarm one activated!!!
You know it girl.
>>701351925
>.
sleep time tardy timmy.....
>>701351672
I'll just leave this hear for you twilight twelve year olds. Just think of her man face while you fuck it with your tinny weeny
>>701350925
Summer is real.
>>701351997
Hey, do you faggots like this little twat too?
>>701352060
>>701352038
edgy af......... also bald af...fat af...lonely af....
>>701352115
sleep time lonely fat fuck.....feed the cats and hit your xxxxxxl bed fat ass
>>701351873
That's original saying Timmy right after me. It is getting late though. Are you getting slow and cranky?
>>701347233
Gross. Ruined it for me.
>>701352230
time for sleep tiny dick timmy.......did you enjoy your friday night lonely fat ass?
lmfao/....suicide time tardy timmy
>>701349412
>she was better in Tideland
>>701346691
whos this semen demon?
>>701352133 I told you I'm 33, 5'11 190. Not bald. just married. Just trollin you queers cuz its fun!!! I thrive on your fag-anger
It should be a crime to be this beautiful.
Kristen was created in a lab to be the perfect woman. Unfortunately, they were unable to replicate the ability to feel human emotions.
>>701352404
>post
you mean- have no life,no family and no hope so i talk to you guys on 4chan..
enjoy "life" fag..you are the losers of the losers ..loser
>>701352288
Boy, that's witty. Do you ever fantasize your a glowing fag-vampire? Saving that emo whore from that car?
>>701352511
She is a goddess, why would she have human emotions? That is for the weak.
>>701352621
didn't seethe movie lonely fag.......don't have time like you 500 pound fat ass...did your mummy enjoy it?
>>701352545
Whatever makes you sleep in mommy's house better. What's your daily fap count up to? 5?
>>701352689
You didn't see the movie but are obsessed with that scag whore? I'm sorry, that's just odd...
>>701345954
if she could close her mouth
>>701352746
ok lonely fat fag.....have a good night fatso..see you here tomorrow and the day after and the day after etc etc...
lmfao..u old dudes should have the guts to blow your brains out instead of living like you do
>>701352176
>>701352637
No non-virgin/non-fag refers to any woman as a goddess. Just a tip from a more experienced guy
>>701352545
What?
>>701352864
No you won't; I'll be at work! I'll now point out that you are also on this site
>>701350925
I can beat that, I'm 40 and I literally have been lurking here for years. It's a constant source of amusement and keeps my actual life fresh and interesting, plenty of transferable skills. And I've definately fucked more chicks than you
>>701352176
This kid
>>701352923
Yeah, he's reaching now. I think I broke him!!!
>>701345954
Once she finally gets a personality installed that is also perfect, sure. So far, she needs to start with a personality.
It's God everything
>>701352904
You still looking for attention? what a sad human you are. I stopped replying to you long ago, old man.
If you're gonna make a shitty bait thread about Kristen Stewart at least post her nudes and webms of her getting fucked in that shitty Road movie
>>701353111
>I stopped responding to you a long ago
he says while responding to me
>>701353108
You can literally download an audio Bible.
>>701353142
This guy knows
>>701353089
I like her without the personality, really.
>>701352176
>implying a huge fucking bed is a bad thing
>>701353298
Well then, she is perfect for you. ;p
no, but she does like The Clash.
Adult males aren't attracted to twilight bitch because she's not SEXY. You little boy-men have never been with an actual woman, so this is "sex" to you. She's just another one of your dollys
>>701353355
Double dubs, checked.
>>701353111
Look! Pure concentrated heroin vomit as taken on human form!!!
>>701352426
Get a load of that Jay Leno chin!!!
>>701353298
She is a handsom woman, I'll give you that
>>701354024
Do you dream about eating her out while getting banged from behind by that samoan bodyguard?
>>701346517
Agree.
post her naked feet
>>701354238
I'm reminded of a piece of string cheese for some reason...
>>701354312
>naked feet
you kids these days!!! Weird wild stuff!!!
>>701354590
Am I crazy, or does she have a little bit of a gunt in this picture?
>>701347235
She and I had the same Metal Shop teacher.
>>701349707
Feel free to die in a fire any time now.
>>701350102
This. Bieber is hot as fuck.
How about some Best Emma?
>>701349677
Don't go making assumptions you can't prove.
>>701352115
>implying
>>701354671
Not crazy at all, just a retarded virgin.
>>701347233
So that's how she got through the twilight saga
>>701345954
its a guy
>>701356297
Fuck off, memester. If you sat your gay ass down to watch twilight you'd like it just like everyone else.
>>701350020
You mean bug face? Her eyes are so far apart, she can see her own ears without a mirror!
>>701355645
Only this
>>701356476
faggot
>>701356587
>Photoshop is real life
Kys
>>701356231
Not everybody is like you, kid. Like I've stated many times I'm married. I also (gasp) have a bachelors degree!!! I think your fuck-pillows lonely
>>701349412
> How the hell do you even get that hot?
>>701356702
Oh yes, I had forgotten that having a woman make me watch a movie I thought was terrible, then enjoying it, then fucking her because because I was the best guy ever for liking it made me a homosexual. Silly me.
>>701356714
I've already destroyed the twilight bitch fags, don't make me turn on you chloe-queers
>>701356803
Pay attention twilight fags/chloe-queers! This is what a hot chick looks like. Thank you for posting this kind sir, whoever you are...
>>701356882
>destroyed
LOL!!!!!!
He thinks he made a difference. Look, junior, shitposting doesn't change people's minds or make them feel bad, they just stop talking to you because you're retarded.
>>701349615
Yeah, she's grown into a fine teenage boy
>>701357076
Little boy? Little boy? Are you there? Like I said, I'm old. Now keep posting pictures of girls only a virgin/closeted faggot would like. I'm hungry
>>701356874
cringy faggot
Just gonna lest let this thread go where ever. I just want to see how much control i have. stop don't idk
>>701356714
Just got another one of these in stock. Gimmie your address and I'll send it right over
>>701357372
you're like that neckbeard that said he was going to ddos 4chan, anon
>>701346531
/thread
>>701357534
Sorry, nobody here speaks Tard
>>701357837
And you're like every little virginal pillow-fucker on this site! Now go claim your waifu or whatever the fuck
>>701346531
So, like that pudding you ate three years ago?
Fucking 12 year old bitch nigger
>>701358224
Hey man, don't rag on pudding. Pudding is fucking delicious.
>>701358461
alright, fine
>>701359668
This is what Johnny Depp's cock looks like
>>701361418
My god man! You're still here! Why hasn't this thread died!!!
>>701361517
Cause we're keeping it alive for whatever reason. I'm done now though, going to go jack off and sleep.
Apex female
>>701361685
Go now into that sweet night
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