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Alright /b/, the last 3 numbers of your post is the SCP you will run into the next night, how would you prepare and how fucked are you?
Nigga nigga nigga
rolll
Love this fucking site, inb4 682.
>>701346173 here.
Well fuck me running. After all of the hundreds of entries I've read, that's seriously one of the few that really puffles my jigglies.
roll
rollin'
>>701346049
Fucking lol irl, have fun with that prickly bastard.
>>701346173
Jesus, only 3 rolls in...
Rolling
Roll
>>701346680
2 off, CLOSE.
>>701346638
Seems like he just wants to party
>>701345783
oh boy
>>701346173
of all the ones, you got it.
roll
>>701347173
FUCKING SO DID YOU HOLY FUCKING LEGEND.
rollerrinoo
>>701347173
Lol
Rollerino
rolling
Rolling
Rollerino neighborino
>>701348007
> Dr. ███████ reports that Subject does not seem to mind the restricted living environment, and has yet to attempt to escape or show signs of violence or mental illness, though he has repeatedly requested a computer with an internet connection. It is recommended that this not be provided as it may be used to compromise security.
Looks like I'm fine
roll
>>701348020
Item #: SCP-020
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Samples of SCP-020 are stored in a series of sealed cultivation chambers inside a sealed containment room at Biological Research Area-12 which is accessible only via airlock. Nutrients are administered via automated robotic systems, as the cultivation chamber must remain sealed at all times.
Hermetically sealed video surveillance cameras are installed within the containment room, and must be checked daily for integrity. Any personnel entering the containment room must wear Biosafety Level 5 equipment including rebreathers and undergo full anti-fungal disinfection upon exiting.
Description: SCP-020 is a fast-spreading fungal organism that is capable of affecting the senses and behavior of living creatures, including humans. Samples of SCP-020 exhibit an unknown effect that renders them effectively invisible to direct observation, even when under a microscope. SCP-020 is only visible to humans when viewed through photographic or video surveillance.
Once SCP-020 forms a colony, usually within a human residence, it will produce spores that affect the behavior of humans around it. Affected subjects will increase the heat and humidity within their homes to create an environment more suitable to the growth of SCP-020. Affected subjects also become more sociable in many cases, and often invite acquaintances to their homes to further spread the organism. As the spores and mold colonies are invisible to affected subjects, the mold may sometimes grow directly on living subjects.
As the spores and colonies within a home approach critical concentration, the health of affected human subjects will rapidly deteriorate, resulting in death. Further spread of the mold may occur as the bodies of any deceased subjects are encountered by emergency responders and health care agents, as well as transportation of the bodies to local morgues.
>>701345783
Memes
Rollaroid
Rolling for 079
Rollz
>>701349018
Not quite the toy you wanted.
>>701345783
roll chekm8
>>701347173
>>701346173
roll
maymay
K
>>701345783
>scp-wiki.net/scp-series
rolli potolli
rolleroll
>>701345783
Roll
>>701345783
rolling for haunted vibrator or something
>>701345783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
>>701345783
Lets go
>>701350804
Rip mankind
Let's see
>>701345783
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
Roll
Come on 999
>>701350963
Looks like bright wont be a monkey today
Roll xdddddddd
Rollliinngg
Rollin
rOLL
k ROLLIN
>>701351641
Guess I'd just disassemble them. Looks like I'm good to go.
Rollin'
>>701345783
Rollin
>>701351653
Fucking Boomerang
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-653
Roll
rollerinos
rollerino
>>701345783
rollin
woop
Rolling for rust dude
>>701345783
rollingz
Roll for fun
rewl
What do I do ?
>>701345783
oh man
>>701352035
a mask? i'd just put the fucker in a box and call it a day.
eh, reroll
>>701352072
Fuck
>>701352031
well, if it appears as a past romantic partner, i'd probably hit it with a car.
>>701351883
I am the Bee Keeper!
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-883
>>701352232
> a toy gun that makes me talk like a kid in the 1950s
lol
reroll, third times the charm?
>>701345783
rollin
Okay lets see what goodies I've got.
Roooooollin'
oh fucccccccc
>>701352371
>a marine virus
good thing its really hot here and hasnt rained for days
>>701345783
Aight, let's do this.
Roll
>>701345783
rillon
>>701352644
Too pussy. I want a challenge. Rolling again.
Roll.
>>701346173
ummm i got 682 am i fucked?
>>701352608
>silver tinsel
tonights not the night
Come on space loli
>>701345783
Holl
Rollin
>>701352808
>a screaming robot
just fuck me up
>>701345783
Rolland
Rally
>>701352682
Oh shit, nigger, what have you done? You'll get us all killed!
yo roll
lez go
rulling
Harambe
>>701345783
roroalolaorlajrasprowjnasfpij
Roll
>>701353038
kek i got a stupid bush. i wonder if it did 9/11.
>>701352735
Interesting, I want more.
Hell yeah. Rolling.
Rollin
>>701352738
Kek all I got was a shitty demonic version of deal or no deal.
>>701352682
>>701352785
Dude what the fuck did you do????
Roll
>>701352391
I got a owl that shits gold
>>701353035
Well, gonna go and be possessed now
>>701353132
Class: Safe. Fuck.
Rolling again.
>>701345783
monster penis
Rollin
reroll
>>701345783
trhtgfdg
roll
Rolling for super lizard
>>701345783
okay
I hope mines a football
>>701353333
Quads completely wasted.
>>701353389
just like your potential
>>701352682
fuck we are doom
Hfyyfdddd
>>701353146
So basically I got what I deal with every day except it might make me actually commit suicide instead of pussing out. Or I could use it for personal gain.
Reroll
sure why not op
fuck
ye
We be rollin
>>701353704
wtf mine was lame as hell
>>701345783
JOKE'S ON YOU, I'M ALREADY AN SCP!
>>701345783
roll
Fuck
Frrrreeeoll
based roll gods, grant me mercy on this most perilous of rolls
>>701353768
oh no not an alarm clock !
>>701345783
rolling
>>701353583
Gonna reroll and hope I don't get another personification of my survivor's guilt.
>>701353703
I've got a closet
reroll
Fuck
lol i'm fine
Fuck it, let's roll
Gg
Giimme gud
>>701353926
TSK TSK TSK MY TERRACOTTA ARMY
roll
dfjdjtjtjtjdtj
>>701345783
riparoni
>>701353899
Well I am not going to the rockies anytime soon, unless a fucking park is going to walk up and confront me.
>>701345783
Let's go
Rollin
>>701354264
boring
Roll
>>701354076
Project able: needs to be kept 200m below sea level with multiple blast doors 50m away. Can sustain high caliber rounds to the head and not even care. And it can makes blades from it's body.
I can't survive this fuck.
Lets do this
>>701354009
i must do battle with water that turns to ice when it gets hot.
>>701354076
Holy mother fucking shit it's Able.
>tfw there's a problem with the door control system
>>701346173
>third roll
>gets most popular scp on the site
jesus fuck this is better than quints
Ill beat whatever I get
roll
Gimme the nuclear dildo bro
>>701352682
Absolutley fucking destroyed
Drugs over bitches
>>701345783
>scp-wiki.net/scp-series
>>701345783
rollin
I wonder....
Roll
>>701354709
Fuck yeah comfy hallucination treehouse.
Rololol
>>701345783
Rollerino
time to die
>>701345783
>scp-wiki.net/scp-series
roll
roll
roll
Roll ing ring
meme
>>701354795
thanks anons
Roll
>>701355555
Oh, well that isn't so bad, now is it?
shiieet
>>701345783
Rolo
>>701355697
rememe
>>701345783
illlllll
roolo
>>701345783
>scp-wiki.net/scp-series
rollerino
I aint afraid
Rollo
What is op?
>>701355872
A faggot.
>>701345783
Roll out
>>701355845
re-rememe
>>701345783
rollerino
>>701345783
Re-l
Rollin
>>701345783
trollin
rawhide
Rollo
>>701356014
welp
>>701355776
Got a bunch of people that kill kids to stay young. Nothing an assault rifle can't handle.
Rolling
>>701355870
Maybe there monster...great.
roll
>>701345783
rollin'
>>701345783
Rail
Roll
I've prepared to either lock myself in the basement or fleeing to the airport
most scps are retarded anyway
HARMLESS
Fine
>>701356172
>>701356172
i got the diabetus ghost reroll
>>701345783
Ahoy maties
>>701345783
rollerino
>>701356408
actually i'm fucked here. butterflies are my biggest fear in life.
>>701345783
>>701356313
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-313
Uhm.. Okay. Don't Know how to prepare for this.. Maybe i just don't use Hand-Dryers anymore. Easy
>>701345783
Regret roll
>>701345783
Beep
>>701345783
rolling
>>701345783
Survey says...
roll
>>701345783
Nice with my numbers i don't have to worry about a thing
>>701345783
rolling
>>701345783
Two
>>701345783
okay.
>>701356862
Burn it
Roll
>>701345783
roll
Roll, i love scp.
>>701345783
rdy
gimmesumn
How bad could it be?
>>701357210
not really fucked, reroll
rawling
rollin rollin rollin
>>701345783
ezpz
roline
>>701345783
mems
>>701345783
roll for sex beast
nah
>701357055
Huh, im not seeing a number on yours.
Reroll maybe?
poop
>>701345783
Tell be my fate
poopybumhole
>>701357387
second safe in a row, three time's a charm
>>701357555
HOLY SHIT I GOT TRIPS
k.
>>701345783
Rolling, let's see what i get
>>701357444
rerolling this was easy as fuck
>>701357431
oh shit this poor guy got hit with an antimeme
>>701345783
damn
>>701345783
Roll
roll
Rolling.
Rawlling
>>701345783
cheese goat
Roll
lame
Roll
>>701357580
it's a space faring zeppelin from ancient china.
that's about the least dangerous scp ever
>>701345783
Roll
Roll
>>701357664
First off, how the fuck did I get to Pennsytuky?
Honestly, there's no real preparation for this. Seems I've got a 1 in 3 shot of being fucked.
>>701345783
I would have a gun for my last one (549)
Re rolling
>>701357487
>The Impossible House
>>sneak in with my girl, and fuck her in a bunch of the rooms,
>>unfortunately in her ecstasy, she knocks over an item
>>a rainstick carefully leaning against a glass-doored cabinet filled with pygmy bones
>>it shatters spilling bones everywhere
>>the last thing we hear before the house tears itself into a new shape is those pygmy skulls chattering, laughing and screaming at us
Rolling for teenage succubus
>>701345783
do it
Roll
Rolling for harmless thing
261 GET
>>701345783
rolerino ripperino torpedino
>>701358362
>a cool t-shirt
gud enough
>>701358467
what happens if you wear the cool t-shirt in the confessional phone booth?
>>701345783
Lets play
Rolling
oh fuggg :DDD
Roll
Roll roll roll
rerolling for actual threat
>>701358630
oh shit a glacier moving 30m a year im fucked
>>701345783
roooooooooooolllllllls la
roll :[
pizza roll
Gimme somethin good
rollin
>>701345783
Rolling for SCP GF
I'm so fucking lonely. =(
let us see.
>>701358650
Startling is the worst kind of fear.
>>701345783
Rolling
let me die alreaduy
rollerino
roll
>>701345783
I just woke up a few hours ago but I feel fucking exhausted wtf
rolllin
>>701359102
Rolling again.
>>701359089
it's a statue that demands a baby to be sacrificed or else a natural disaster happens
well i'm not a baby and it only speaks every so often so i'd say i'm in pretty good shape
roll
>>701345783
Roll for joking tomato
>>701359236
dude same here wohao
>>701359470
WAIT WHAT
rool
>>701359460
Starting to grow tired. Rolling again
>>701345783
raviolli raviolli, give me formuolli
>>701359543
Looks like he fucked up
>>701359543
? what
>>701359694
Relwlleorlrkn
roll
rawl
>>701360389
Roll...
>>701345783
lets see