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tofu
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how dare you waste good tofu by throwing it
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>>701332259
Good boy.
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Now I want Asian food.
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>>701332352
It landed in your soup, don't worry!
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>>701332428
good!

>>701332449
carrot soup and tofu dont mix
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You guys are cute.
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>>701332574
no u
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>>701332259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He1g6IZBUE0
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>>701332352
>good tofu
isn't that an oxymoron?
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>>701332574
shut up
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>>701332543
*stuffs tofu into your mouth
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>>701332650
no
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>>701332748
rude!
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>>701332259
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>>701332811
B-but I thought you wanted tofu... :'(
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>>701332905
in my sooooooooooooup
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>>701333095
But that's exactly where it landed!
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>>701333331
howre you
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>>701333382
i dont want it in carrot soooooooooooup!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want it diced in cubes in my miso
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>>701333460
Pretty good, just posting every once in a while and drinking a vodka tonic. You?
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>>701333610
Oh... Whoops :c
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>>701333794
im ok i guess


>>701333795
baka
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>>701334014
Sorry to hear about your tofu. I don't think it would work so well in carrot soup.
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>>701334014
Baka what? What should we baka? :D (Baka means bake in Swedish :P)
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>>701334116
i dont imagine much working well with a carrot soup

>>701334274
dork lol
bake me doughnuts
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>>701334600
Two burned coal circles incoming!
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>>701333610
>>701333460
>>701333095
>>701332758
>>701332630
>>701332543
>>701332352
Why are you posting Johnny The Homicidal Maniac?
Also dump all your pictures into a mega folder pls.
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>>701334680
is that code for chocolate?

>>701334800
i do what i want thats why. and just look for the comic online. all the pictures are there lad
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>>701334962
No. It's code for I suck at cooking
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>>701334600
True, I've had it once before. Just not very good.
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>>701335167
>I suck at cooking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV-E6NoK2L8
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>>701335167
y u suk at it?

>>701335251
i must try it one day to see what its all about
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>>701335490
I don't know
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>>701334962
I have the comics, I just want your picture because it's much easier.
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>>701335623
you poor lil guy

>>701335702
but its harder for me to upload them
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>>701335490
Many things are worth trying once I suppose.
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>>701335931
like meth
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>>701335921
Hug meeh
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>>701336159
*hugu
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>>701336079
If you want.
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>>701336508
really dad?!
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>>701336079
I tried meth once. Makes you more sociable and alert, but that's it really.
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Kitty, give hugs.
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GAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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>>701336693
Just try not to frighten the neighborhood too much.
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RAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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>>701336827
oh that doesnt sound fun at all

>>701336898
hugu 4 u 2

>>701336996
ohhhh

>>701337038
wow! thanks dab!
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>>701336827
Unless you're a bit unhinged.
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>>701337161
No need to thank me son. Now go off into the world with that neat brain of yours.
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>>701336247
I can cook noodles though. I'll be your supplier of endless amounts of noodles
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>>701337705
best day ever
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>>701337800
i fucking love noddles. you will do just fine as noodle boy slave
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>>701337830
I'm just glad to be a part of it.
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>>701337897
>noodle slave
Hahah, that was just what I was gonna suggest :p Anyway I got a, ehum... "mess" to clean up, so see you later :3
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>>701338657
grody
see ya~

>>701338483
lobe you dab~
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>>701338893
lob you too sum.
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>>701339346
>3
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>>701338893
>>701339346
And now incest...
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>>701339582
wincest aww yeah
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>>701340079
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I'd step on nibi
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>>701339739
ey bby u want sum fuk?
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>>701340191
dont be rude please
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>>701332259
bumpity bump

how are you all tonight?
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>>701340615
my stomach hurts
howre you? sup?
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>>701340587
no rude
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>>701340820
yes rude.
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>>701340615
Blech tonight.
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>>701340921
never rude
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>>701342089
sometimes
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>>701342141
well, I am never.
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>>701342174
hmm
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>>701342461
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>>701343087
i want rice. feed me
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>>701343320
I have no rice, and I must steam.
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>>701343450
steam my rice
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>>701342174
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>>701343500
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>>701344467
oh my
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>>701343777
shut the fuck up I'm never
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>>701344682
Vulcans were Satanists.
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>>701344778
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>>701344835
apparently !!!
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i need friends from this thread
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>>701345641
hoi
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>>701345116
stop it
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>>701345641
How cute's the butt?
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>>701345689
how rude of them.

>>701345116
stop being rude please
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idk, I'm pretty boring. All I really do is play league, warframe and some other games occasionally.
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The butt? ..my butt? It's alright I guess, I'm too skinny though, so I'm self conscious about my butt. sorry for sfw i don't really save porn
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>>701346109
Post your butt.
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>>701345972
warframe's one of my favorites :V
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>>701345689
>

>>701345797
I'm not being rude
I'm laughing with him, not at him
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>>701335402
Both canid, different dicks
Reeeee
Takes me out of it
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>>701346355
ohhhhhh. but katia doesnt seem to like it so isnt it rude to keep laughing with even when asked to stop?
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>>701346194
take me out to dinner first~
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>>701346515
>katia doesnt seem to like it
He's just pretending. Katia wants people to treat him like a bitch, he gets off on it.
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>>701346521
Man, its been so long since I actually cooked dinner. My job has been taking up too much time.
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I assuredly do not.
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>>701346646
well i dont know about that
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>>701346706
Aww, you poor thing. I'd make you dinner.
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>>701346754
>THAT WAS A LIE!
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>>701346868
I do
I am very knowledgeable.
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>>701332259
fags
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>>701346896
No one cooks for Snarf.
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>>701347373
oh
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>>701347386
Sorry snarf i made dinner already, hows chicken and rice sound?
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>>701346918
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>>701347515
i want rice
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>>701347614
where do you want rice?
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>>701347574
Anyway, sup?
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>>701347669
in my mouth where else
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>>701347690
How are you?
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>>701347800

tired and disappointed. i am going to bed very soon. yourself?
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>>701347789
Well i should think of two other places...
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>>701347886
why would you put rice anywhere else
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>>701347839
doing okay

Why are you disappointed
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>>701348069

didnt do anything of worth today
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>>701347515
I'm actually hungry now.
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>>701347996
well for one the ground to get more rice and two, a pot of water to cook it.
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>>701348127
o-oh
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>>701348094
you a cook, go make toast with jam and a cup of tea.
>>701348226
Where do you think i was going to put rice?
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>>701347686
was minecraft and boredom until computer crashed, now I am a cat bed
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>>701348315
i-i dont know...
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>>701348093
I know how that feels.
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>>701348476

FEELS BAD MAN

goign to bed
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>>701348341
>now I am a cat bed
That is okay. There are worse fates.
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>>701348397
wowee
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA

>>701348315
I need to head to bed instead.
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>>701348595
yea, hes sleep now.
I love it when they lay their heads down
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>>701348976
Mr Peppy is too heavy to sleep comfortably anywhere except maybe on the legs. He's not particularly fat but he weighs twice as much as his sister.
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>>701346229
now if only I wasn't hot garbage at it. I am trying to get plastids for my first new frame.

Also sorry I thought I sent this a while ago.
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>>701349377
thankfully he's not there yet.
I'll have him out of my moms grasp soon enough too. before she can make him fat like the other cat.
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>>701349549
My cats self-moderate. Most of them have had no weight issues. It was just one of them who went full American Upsize
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>>701349545
Join my clan!
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>>701349764
I don't even know how.
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join my clan
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>>701350235
what's you ingame name i will send a invite out
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sorry about boobs.... THAT ASS GRAB
wish i could be fucked in the front
stupid dick in the way
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>>701350934
tdub2217
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>>701351129
Ok sent a request so check your mail at some point
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>>701351388
I will do it tomorrow.
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>>701345225
>>701345225
>>701345225
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>>701351700
mew
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