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tofu
how dare you waste good tofu by throwing it
>>701332259
Good boy.
Now I want Asian food.
>>701332352
It landed in your soup, don't worry!
>>701332428
good!
>>701332449
carrot soup and tofu dont mix
You guys are cute.
>>701332259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He1g6IZBUE0
>>701332352
>good tofu
isn't that an oxymoron?
>>701332574
shut up
>>701332543
*stuffs tofu into your mouth
>>701332650
no
>>701332748
rude!
>>701332259
>>701332811
B-but I thought you wanted tofu... :'(
>>701332905
in my sooooooooooooup
>>701333095
But that's exactly where it landed!
>>701333331
howre you
>>701333382
i dont want it in carrot soooooooooooup!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want it diced in cubes in my miso
>>701333460
Pretty good, just posting every once in a while and drinking a vodka tonic. You?
>>701333610
Oh... Whoops :c
>>701333794
im ok i guess
>>701333795
baka
>>701334014
Sorry to hear about your tofu. I don't think it would work so well in carrot soup.
>>701334014
Baka what? What should we baka? :D (Baka means bake in Swedish :P)
>>701334116
i dont imagine much working well with a carrot soup
>>701334274
dork lol
bake me doughnuts
>>701334600
Two burned coal circles incoming!
>>701333610
>>701333460
>>701333095
>>701332758
>>701332630
>>701332543
>>701332352
Why are you posting Johnny The Homicidal Maniac?
Also dump all your pictures into a mega folder pls.
>>701334680
is that code for chocolate?
>>701334800
i do what i want thats why. and just look for the comic online. all the pictures are there lad
>>701334962
No. It's code for I suck at cooking
>>701334600
True, I've had it once before. Just not very good.
>>701335167
>I suck at cooking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV-E6NoK2L8
>>701335167
y u suk at it?
>>701335251
i must try it one day to see what its all about
>>701335490
I don't know
>>701334962
I have the comics, I just want your picture because it's much easier.
>>701335623
you poor lil guy
>>701335702
but its harder for me to upload them
>>701335490
Many things are worth trying once I suppose.
>>701335931
like meth
>>701335921
Hug meeh
>>701336079
If you want.
>>701336508
really dad?!
>>701336079
I tried meth once. Makes you more sociable and alert, but that's it really.
Kitty, give hugs.
GAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>701336693
Just try not to frighten the neighborhood too much.
RAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>701336827
oh that doesnt sound fun at all
>>701336898
hugu 4 u 2
>>701336996
ohhhh
>>701337038
wow! thanks dab!
>>701336827
Unless you're a bit unhinged.
>>701337161
No need to thank me son. Now go off into the world with that neat brain of yours.
>>701336247
I can cook noodles though. I'll be your supplier of endless amounts of noodles
>>701337705
best day ever
>>701337800
i fucking love noddles. you will do just fine as noodle boy slave
>>701337830
I'm just glad to be a part of it.
>>701337897
>noodle slave
Hahah, that was just what I was gonna suggest :p Anyway I got a, ehum... "mess" to clean up, so see you later :3
>>701338657
grody
see ya~
>>701338483
lobe you dab~
>>701338893
lob you too sum.
>>701339346
>3
>>701338893
>>701339346
And now incest...
>>701339582
wincest aww yeah
>>701340079
I'd step on nibi
>>701339739
ey bby u want sum fuk?
>>701340191
dont be rude please
>>701332259
bumpity bump
how are you all tonight?
>>701340615
my stomach hurts
howre you? sup?
>>701340587
no rude
>>701340820
yes rude.
>>701340615
Blech tonight.
>>701340921
never rude
>>701342089
sometimes
>>701342141
well, I am never.
>>701342174
hmm
>>701342461
>>701343087
i want rice. feed me
>>701343320
I have no rice, and I must steam.
>>701343450
steam my rice
>>701342174
>>701343500
>>701344467
oh my
>>701343777
shut the fuck up I'm never
>>701344682
Vulcans were Satanists.
>>701344778
>>701344835
apparently !!!
i need friends from this thread
>>701345641
hoi
>>701345116
stop it
>>701345641
How cute's the butt?
>>701345689
how rude of them.
>>701345116
stop being rude please
idk, I'm pretty boring. All I really do is play league, warframe and some other games occasionally.
The butt? ..my butt? It's alright I guess, I'm too skinny though, so I'm self conscious about my butt. sorry for sfw i don't really save porn
>>701346109
Post your butt.
>>701345972
warframe's one of my favorites :V
>>701345689
>
>>701345797
I'm not being rude
I'm laughing with him, not at him
>>701335402
Both canid, different dicks
Reeeee
Takes me out of it
>>701346355
ohhhhhh. but katia doesnt seem to like it so isnt it rude to keep laughing with even when asked to stop?
>>701346194
take me out to dinner first~
>>701346515
>katia doesnt seem to like it
He's just pretending. Katia wants people to treat him like a bitch, he gets off on it.
>>701346521
Man, its been so long since I actually cooked dinner. My job has been taking up too much time.
I assuredly do not.
>>701346646
well i dont know about that
>>701346706
Aww, you poor thing. I'd make you dinner.
>>701346754
>THAT WAS A LIE!
>>701346868
I do
I am very knowledgeable.
>>701332259
fags
>>701346896
No one cooks for Snarf.
>>701347373
oh
>>701347386
Sorry snarf i made dinner already, hows chicken and rice sound?
>>701346918
>>701347515
i want rice
>>701347614
where do you want rice?
>>701347574
Anyway, sup?
>>701347669
in my mouth where else
>>701347690
How are you?
>>701347800
tired and disappointed. i am going to bed very soon. yourself?
>>701347789
Well i should think of two other places...
>>701347886
why would you put rice anywhere else
>>701347839
doing okay
Why are you disappointed
>>701348069
didnt do anything of worth today
>>701347515
I'm actually hungry now.
>>701347996
well for one the ground to get more rice and two, a pot of water to cook it.
>>701348127
o-oh
>>701348094
you a cook, go make toast with jam and a cup of tea.
>>701348226
Where do you think i was going to put rice?
>>701347686
was minecraft and boredom until computer crashed, now I am a cat bed
>>701348315
i-i dont know...
>>701348093
I know how that feels.
>>701348476
FEELS BAD MAN
goign to bed
>>701348341
>now I am a cat bed
That is okay. There are worse fates.
>>701348397
wowee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA
>>701348315
I need to head to bed instead.
>>701348595
yea, hes sleep now.
I love it when they lay their heads down
>>701348976
Mr Peppy is too heavy to sleep comfortably anywhere except maybe on the legs. He's not particularly fat but he weighs twice as much as his sister.
>>701346229
now if only I wasn't hot garbage at it. I am trying to get plastids for my first new frame.
Also sorry I thought I sent this a while ago.
>>701349377
thankfully he's not there yet.
I'll have him out of my moms grasp soon enough too. before she can make him fat like the other cat.
>>701349549
My cats self-moderate. Most of them have had no weight issues. It was just one of them who went full American Upsize
>>701349545
Join my clan!
>>701349764
I don't even know how.
join my clan
>>701350235
what's you ingame name i will send a invite out
sorry about boobs.... THAT ASS GRAB
wish i could be fucked in the front
stupid dick in the way
>>701350934
tdub2217
>>701351129
Ok sent a request so check your mail at some point
>>701351388
I will do it tomorrow.
>>701351700
mew
