Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Copied from last thread
>>701327271
I see the 4 who I work with and everyone else is either Asian or raghead.
>>701327165
Its an equal tie between Megumin, Kongou, Tomo, Asuka, Rem and Yuno.
>>701327056
Yeah. Gets hard to follow sometimes.
>>701327165
Well... Depends how you count. I think the single waifu that i've seen the most people go through is Megumin, if i had to guess. Almost all of them switched off later though. I think there's 3 ex-Megumins around, and one active Megumin.
Tomoko might be more popular though. I'm not the oldest poster around here.
Claimed.
Claim
>>701327271
Prepare to hate me then
>>701326735
Don't one you guys play WOT as well?
>>701327165
Technically I think that goes to Shit.
Since a lot of waifu in these threads are shit.
But seriously, I think she might be. I don't count seasonal waifu since those children switch waifu.
>>701327593
Could be worse. You could have to deal with the North American Nigger. I mean, I hear the abbos are pretty shit, but at least they don't roll around in ESKALAIDS with their MAC10s and GATS.
>>701327784
I trust me, I don't need preparation.
S-mug plays WoT
I play Warframe
Hachikuji is here!
Wendy Marvell
D.Va
>>701326720
implying Dva isn't best overgrill
>>701328001
Hmm alright then
>>701328001
Nah. The lebo population just roll around in pumped up shitty Falcons / Commodores and load up all their mates so the lowered suspension scratches the speedhumps. Then walk up to order with a phone in their ear, a cap on and sunnies over their eyes. Disrespectful cunts.
>>701328228
Widowmaker >Dva :^)
>>701328228
D.va is a shit
still here
and
>>701328329
i play wot yes
>>701328609
Greetings friend!
>>701328228
D.va is a meme.
>But she's cool too
>Mercy Best Gril tho.
>>701328609
Has that S always been there?
>>701328734
Harambe is best waifu
>>701328856
Yep. Can confirm as me and Shinoa were the reason behind it.
>we asked for smugs and Tomo had none
>>701328498
objectively no
>>701328521
nice opinion
>>701328734
not wanting a 19-year old korean military gamer model girl
>>701328686
hello bitter
>>701328856
about a day or 2 after i joined threads yes.
*Unsheaths longsword (not katana cuz im not a weeb)* you are all discusting and if I ever see any of you little weeb bites in public I shall slice you down
you may not see yourselfs as weebs but I see you as blood on my blade
Stop shitting up my board and I may forget about your autism weebs like you dont belong here
>>701328498
Lebo?
>Disrespectful cunts
Truth be told anyone can be this, but niggers seem to go out of their way to be disrespectful.
>>701329049
Harambe is a shit meme.
kraken mistress is best
>>701329424
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
>>701329355
Well atleast its a original shitpost
welcome to the thread
>>701329355
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
*stabs through belly*
'psh. nothing personell kid'
*teleports away*
>>701329263
Pic related
>>701329291
First time ever seeing it
>>701329087
That's a smart idea
>>701329583
He's very consistent with his first post per thread.
>>701329424
Good choice. But im a kikimora guy
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>Mfw Prison Architect Cheat Mode
>Mfw now I don't have to wait for shit to build
>>701329049
Dead Memes Die Hard.
>>701329263
I mean, true but, what about
>Cute blonde who heal you and touch you sensually.
Honestly, I prefer redheads but blonds are a close second.
>>701329355
>Stop shitting up my board
>my board
>>>/trash/ is where you belong friend.
>>701329876
Smugz ^^
>>701329377
Lebanese. A good 50% of the Arabic population have no respect for anyone not Muslim. And they are as bad as niggers. At least we have gun control laws to jeep them from going full chimp.
>>701329583
Tomo also made this for me. He a real G.
>>701329876
:^)
>>701327593
>Megumin, Kongou, Tomo, Asuka, Rem and Yuno.
Ehhh i don't think so.
Pretty sure there's only been two Kongous. Asuka isn't around anymore, but i think there was only two frequent posters at any one time anyways.
Rem was killing it for like, a week, but then most of them left. I think there's only one now.
And Yuno has two claimers who tend to be on at the same time, but i'm not aware any other frequent posters have taken her.
>>701329876
sup smugs
>>701329583
its always been there
>>701329988
its still horrible
Best girl
>>701329811
I figured that out pretty quick, but I never noticed the S till just now ha
>>701329988
He seems to be a pretty cool dude
>>701329583
pic
>>701329898
gotta say the swiss blonde milf is a close second for best grill
she has a redhead skin btw
Claimed.
>>701330456
>Redhead skin
Confirmed.
>>701330491
Yo.
>>701330000
Checked.
>>701329948
Pennz^_^
>>701329988
Im stealing your's to make my own
>>701330095
Hello shino
>>701330594
Whatcha up to smugger?
>>701329988
>Muslims only respecting Muslims
Yeah, I somewhat know that feeling. Believe it or not, Texas has a Muslim community. And it is basically the same way. As a costumer they always try and get a "bargain" or negotiate a "better price" like they are trying to buy a car, but it's for something retarded like Bananas or Grapes. And if you tell them no it's like you went full racist. Hold on. I need to vent this.
>work in a pharm
>have a particular costumer
>Arabic/Muslim in his upper 40s
>every time
>every single time
>Your Rx is X dollars, just like it has always been for always
>NO NO NO. LAST TIME I PAY, LESS!
>No. I have proof that you did not
>SHOW ME
>proceed to show him
>PRINT THIS FOR ME, I WANT TO KEEP RECORD MYSELF
>No problem
>he comes back for a refill
>Same price, same always
>NO NO NO LAST TIME I PAY LESS, LOOK!
>Shows me a shitty Excel Spreadsheet looking breakdown of fake Rx Prices
>Sir. I can tell this is fake, everything we print from the pharmacy has a watermark, and this has no watermark
>throws a shit fit
>demands to see Pharmacist
>he tells him the same thing
>calls him a racist
>storms out
>His Muslim Doctor calls us
>Says we have been scamming his patients
>laugh him off the line
Seriously. Fucking seriously. I wish I was making this up. I really do. But this is 100% legit.
>>701330590
Hey there cutie. What're you up to?
>>701330347
Never saw it till now, no joke
>>701330456
Nerf or nothin'
>>701330594
A smugger is a big ole smirker
>>701330986
thats ok it is rather small
>>701330860
Playin me some Prison Architect
>I am a fucking ruthless monster
>Prisoners live in fear
>In 2 by 3 cells
>Surrounded by people who are just ITCHING to shoot them in the face at a moment's notice.
My prisons are things of nightmare.
>>701330000
Because half their posters all left or switched.
>one Kongou was a Megu before switching to another waifu
They claim once or twice before just leaving.
>>701330347
You still put effort into it.
>>701330594
I still have this made by an anonymous person.
>>701330807
Its in their culture to haggle. They believe everything is marked up. Even if we say its not. And yeah, we have very similar.
>be me
>cook in a kitchen
>muslim kitchen hand comes in
>shows sous chef piece of paper
>his rich ass dad just bought him our equivalent certificate to be a commercial cook back in pakistan
>look look im a chef
>legit proud of it
>sous is tattooed, 6 foot and huge
>sous rubs his eyes
>herewego.png
>listen here you shit
>until you have put in at least 5 years in kitchens
>until you have spent nights having dreams of the docket machine
>until you show me you can actually wash the dishes
>you are not a chef
>i will not respect you until then
>once you have done that
>then i will call you chef
>paki goes from beaming to scared asf in minutes
I love working in kitchens sometimes
Claiming Felix
>>701331797
Shit-skinned-Jews is all they are. Truly.
Right I need to get to sleep, orientation is in... holy shit 7 hours lol. Have a good night guys.
>>701331572
Either way it's a good trademark
>>701331769
My, my, that's sounds like fun.
Eeh, for you, I mean. I'm not sure if the prisoners are having as much fun~.
I just play WoT occasionally nowadays.
>>701331976
Night!
>Orientation
Have fun :^]
>Penny~
>>701330735
Food wars. You?
>>701331420
>420 check
Slash with a sword and you'll never be bored
>>701331797
Still envy you
Ikaros claimed.
>>701332439
Welcome. Stay a while and listen.
>>701332430
Really no need to. I think this was just before you joined thread.
>>701331797
it still looks really bad
>>701331810
hello
>>701332160
its not trademarked
hello! reply to this post or your waifu will die in her sleep tonight. i'm sure a couple mods lurk these threads, so ban me faggot. i know your trigger finger is just itching
>>701332180
>WoT
World Of Tanks?
I play a lot of stuff, I jump between games often, like Starbound, KF2, lotta Siege, and sometimes I play Prison Architect and TF2
>I have 99 games installed though. Kek.
>>701332430
Prison Architect
>Earlier I burned some CDs like it was the 90's
>My car doesn't have an audio jack but it has a CD player and it works really well
>>701332778
I hope you get aids :^]
>>701332430
What are you up to?
>>701330590
Sigrun. you really into redheads huh?
>>701330986
tfw they buffed it
>>701332439
>Melon
Kek, this was a good anime.
>Penny~
>>701332778
Kill (You)rself.
>>701332861
M'hm, that's the one. I like the USSR tanks, they're neat.
I want a decent computer so I can play more CS:GO and Siege. Boo.
TF2 is definately a fun game, no matter what the Overwatch master race faggots say.
>>701332685
Meant symbol or indicator I guess
>>701332439
Only because both share same va
>>701332649
How long have you been on thread?
>>701332861
Name the prison black gates or belle reve
>sounds nostalgic and aww. Plan on getting it foxed soon?
>>701332950
Watching food wars. You?
>>701332989
Yeah :^)
>>701332983
Redheads are my favourite
>Hence Penny. Aside from that she's a cute bookish nerd with a bit of a shy side
>But she knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask for it.
>>701333159
I have more fun in TF2 when I play with a buddy or when I pick sniper and quickscope everybody with my Awper.
>>701333270
Prolly just gonna get a new one in two years or so.
>Its not worth getting a new radio
>The car has almost 300k miles on it.
.>>701332439
http://goboiano.com/news/4914-parents-call-for-ban-on-anime-after-suicide-of-15-year-old-boy
>>701333475
kill yourself trap :)
>>701333375
>Checked
Now, now, don't trigger me by bringing up my most hated class, right next to Pyro.
(・ω・)
>>701333270
Thats going a ways back. Heres my first pic.
April 4th. Not too far then.
>>701333409
>very seriously
kek
Ikaros is mine and I can handle her.
she knows I'll be a good master.
>>701333254
yes. it is nice.
>>701333475
playing games?
>>701333582
not nice mavis
>>701333409
Godspeed.
I hope he found 2D heaven.
>>701333703
>Since his death, his parents have burned his Ikaros-related goods, and called for the censorship of anime and manga because of its alleged ability to destroy lives by inciting sex and morbid actions.
>>701333736
Thankfully I don't have to have to distinguish myself from anyone else
>>701333605
>Mfw Engie Main who pockets sniper/pyro
Kek.
>>701334013
Christ.
>>701333375
Wew lad. Get the a purple lamborghini for this as new car lol. How old is it?
https://youtu.be/BdpVM4hlTGk
>>701333619
My first pic coming to thread
>
Thanks for the QOTT
>>701333270
Playing some LoL with friends. Never seen food wars, heard it's good though
>>701334013
Greater forces have tried and failed on easier targets.
>>701334013
Well, that is stupid.
Ikaros doesn't care. Neither do I.
>>701334111
yeah. might be nice
>>701334142
>triggered because of flashbacks of terrible engies on my team when i'm a heal slut
>triggered because of POCKETING WORTHLESS FAGGOTS
ＪＵＳＴ
>>701334382
anime, destroyer of lives
QOTT: whats the first pic you posted here?
>
Filename is different though
greetings
>>701334569
It is for the most part but watch me jinx myself
>>701334667
Pic related
>>701334186
Its actually not that old, 2003 Chevy Blazer
>Its just poorly maintained.
>It works just fine, gets shaky around 60mph though
>Also the Parking Brake doesn't function properly, you can start driving with it on.
>It works well when the engine is off though.
>Its just not gonna hold up much longer than two years.
Prolly just gonna get a newer used car tbh
>>701334610
>Tfw I'm a great engie who always protects the intel
I actually spent an entire game in my Rancho Relaxo with just my nest protecting the intel against just about everything except for spies.
>I see a spy, I get up and beat him viciously.
>>701334667
>
>I renamed all my filez tho ^^
>>701334667
>
I woke up :(
>>701334623
Remember when a bunch of Christian fundamentalist managed to get d&d banned for its alleged connection to satan?
Oh, or how about the time violent video games got outlawed for their link to mass shootings?
Me neither.
>>701334667
Don't know. Didn't give it too much mind. Was too busy trying to half lurk and see who people were.
>Still don't have all the names down
Might have been this one though.
my husbando
guess which one...
>>701334892
>great engie
if you're a great engie, you better not even HAVE the gunslinger in your backpack or you're disqualified
(´﹃｀)
>actually protecting the objective instead of being one the three engies who put a sentry in front of our spawn for some reason, and won't put down dispensers to help our team
i'll give you that one
>>701334667
May have been this one. May have been the other one. Not entirely sure.
>>701334688
froppy?
>>701334882
watching.
>>701335095
It is rather amusing though, the poor logic involved. Proably millions of people worldwide watching anime, one kid kills himself. The anime must of done it. Not being mentally ill or anything.
>>701335707
*watches too*
>>701335819
Good points, but 3DPD.
>>701334219
Literal food porn and foodgasm. They why they describe food is amazing and the analogy with said dish is hilarious. Makes you wanna cook
>>701334892
Not bad. S.U.V are great cars cause i seem em as a vehicle to ride around places with people close to you
>>701335075
Aww poor you! Just can't sleep?
>>701335502
I think you and I both joined around the same time
>>701335427
>Gunslinger
Ew Gross do you think I'm some kinda fagget?
>>701336098
Yeah, plus they ride high and get good milage
>I got my Blazer originally because it was a high riding car and it fit me really well
>It just had this feel of comfort and reliability that none of the other cars offered.
>>701335707
Certainly
>>701336235
Sometimes, yeah. (・ω<)
>>701335990
Blaming the anime is probably part of the parents way of eschewing any feelings of guilt for not preventing it somehow.
>>701334667
>>701336098
I watched Gourmet Girl Graffiti which sounds like the same premise for a show.
>>701335986
how goes your music thing?
>>701336262
been a bit. doing well?
>>701335819
Yeah, i'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're just having a hard time coping with grieving. Crappy way to cope though.
>>701336098
Possibly. Not sure what got me popular though. Too long ago.
https://youtu.be/4jLIYEsC-84
>>701336235
https://youtu.be/24Eh2-DZTgQ
Fuck I love being on Saturdays though. Gives me a good feeling inside.
>Rory-sama
>>701336423
>:C Rawr
>But yeah I always try to build objectively, and I try to place my dispenser to help my teammates too
>Its important to me that we are properly supplied to Destroy Our Enemies.
>>701336953
Kek.
>Mfw I created an entire scout loadout to be a dick
>Soda Popper (Pre Nerf, still used Post Nerf)
>Bonk Atomic Punch
>Sandman
>>701336662
I pretty much ended up just making the two I talked about earlier
https://soundcloud.com/user-791544508
If you want you can listen, soundcloud says I make ambient and electronic music so that's apparently what it is though I don't really know
>>701337265
also reggae too
>>701337679
Did it actually tag one of my songs that?
>>701336235
RIGHT?!
I don't like sedans or coupes becuase i feel like im to close to the ground and can't see for some reason
>>701336648
Adding that to the list now. Really cant hate anyone in the show
>>701336953
Fair enough
>>701337779
It did, well ok then
I went out on a date
With a girl a bit late
She had so many friends
I brought my pogo stick
Just to show her a trick
She had so many friends
>>701336098
It comes and goes
>>701337779
wavering emotions is tagged as reggae and chill is classical.
>>701338055
worship you why?
>>701338314
RORY STAHP! I DON'T WANNA FEEL OLD!
>>701338328
I probably shouldn't trust soundcloud with tags but oh well I guess I'll disappoint the reggae and classical people
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>701338055
Exactly. Its exactly as I felt when I was getting my Blazer
>I was like "These are a bit too low."
>then I saw her and I went
>"I wanna be inside her."
>then I was, and it was a dream come true
I bought her practically immediately.
>I name my cars and I named her Monika
>>701338772
yeah. soundcloud probably isnt too good with that stuff
>>701338703
I TOOK HER OUT
IT WAS A FRIDAY NIGHT
WE WALKED ALONE
TO GET THE FEELING RIGHT
WE STARTED MAKING OUT
THEN SHE TOOK OFF MY PANTS
BUT THEN I TURNED ON THE TV
>>701338314
Unannounced twister games,
All players with no names,
They lined up double quick,
But just one pogo stick,
Everyone gets to play,
Runaway, expose',
It was so exotic,
But just one pogo stick.
>>701339107
I wouldn't know what else to tag it as though if I did take em away
>>701338968
Have a good night, Kyouko.
>>701339186
JUMP
>>701338055
Added food wars to mine, have no idea when I'll get to it though
>>701338968
Night Kokokokoko.
>>701339154
>
>>701339183
STAAAAAAAAAHP!
>>701339298
BOUNCE
snaggin dat yui
>>701339186
electronic?
>>701338320
Not okay
>>701338328
>
>>701338968
Night
>>701338999
One day, imma get that black Cadillac escalde fam
Nice name. Know a girl nsme monica
>>701339320
Hello
>>701339352
Kek dont matter with me. Probably the few only outro i stay to listen to
>>701339183
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
>>701339702
Wrong pic
>
>>701339668
you have a good point
>>701338968
Sleep well
>>701339481
DOWN
>>701339357
ANY TIME I NEED TO SEE YOUR FACE
I JUST CLOSE MY EYES
AND I AM TAKEN TO A PLACE
WHERE YOUR CRYSTAL MIND
AND MAGENTA FEELINGS
TAKE UP SPACE IN MY SPINE
SWEET LIKE A CHICKA CHERRY COLA
>>701339702
Aw yea boi.
>I don't know anyone named Monika so I figured it would be less creepy.
>Also I went to the store with K today, and we were going back out to the car
>She almost went towards the wrong car but she looked at the front of it and she goes
>"Oh this one isn't yours, its got an angry unibrow."
>And it had this black plastic sorta buffer thing on the front of the hood
>I keked so hard.
>>701339702
not a good enough reason. smug and ships isnt all that worship worthy.
>>701339923
may want to do that so you dont make reggae and classical people upset
>>701339974
UP
>>701340145
Already switched em (But what if I want to upset em)
>>701339744
>Blink 182
WHY
WHY
STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD, DO NOT MAKE ME GO LISTEN TO THIS STUFF RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>I'll forever be Running in the 90s with every last bit of its music
>>701339974
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT ONE!
>>701340370
>A cute~
>>701340013
THATS PRECIOUS AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>701340145
Then it's just a saying from the amime ya know
>shinoa bro
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