just found out my son's failed all his classes so far this year. he doesn't know i know. he's asleep. i'll wake him up when i know how i want to destroy it
how should i destroy it, /b/?
Ship it to me and I'll send you videos of me playing it you can show him.
Wake him up with an air horn then smash it with a hammer
>>701327014
shove it up your ass you old fuck
act like an adult
>>701327014
stick your fat daddy dick into his hairy lil boihole and make him beg for your forgiveness
as soonas he screams he's sorry, pull out, jizz on his pretty red lips and smear your cum all over his face and say'i forgive you. you're such a good buy' and smear more of your cum into his hair.
don't let him bathe for 8 days afterwards.
>>701327014
timestamp of image
don't destroy it, destroying things is not a right way to teach your kids. Instead you should just hide the games and encourage him to do better at school. If his grades improved, then give him back the games or buy him a new one. This is a better motivator then destroying it
>>701327245
i need ways to ruin electronics. not personal insults faggot.
not too old. 32. not a console faggot like my braindead son
>>701327014
Dont destroy it faggot
To truly punish the kid, take away his charger, so his controller dies slowly
>>701327497
This
>>701327014
Don't destroy it.
Just hide it somewhere where he'll never find it. Like a bank safety deposit box. Don't give it back until he stops being a fuck up.
Or smash it. I really don't give a fuck.
>>701327014
Hey idiot school year just started.. how can he already be failing?
Fuck off!
>>701327323
oh you don't seem to understand. i WANT to destroy it.
Don't ever let son know you found out.
>Step 1: Dronk so muc water
>Step 2: Take PS to bathroom
>Step 3: Open PS
>Step 3: Piss inside PS
>Step 5: Active PS to ensure its kill
>Step 6: Return to sun's room just as you found it
Never speak of it
Pretend you have no money to replace mysteriously broke piss smell PS
Yes destroying a ps4 will fix everything. Some parents are fucking retarded. Btw, i'm 44 with kids... would never break stuff. Would realize that maybe im a shit parent if my kid failed everything.
>>701327014
Dont destroy it, sell it and use the money to buy yourself a case of beer
>>701327577
he lies about when he has homework. idk how he does it but EVERY class other than pe he's failing. even TECH HOW DO YOU FAIL TECH?
>>701327014
Why waste a perfectly good ps4 that you payed for yourself? The only one losing is you in this situation. If you break the ps4, you'll have that and a kid who is still failing. I'd keep the shit and enjoy it myself.
>>701327585
how old is your son?
Is this college or high school or what?
why would you break something you can just sell for like 200 bucks. good way to waste your own money. sell it and spent it on something for yourself
>>701327014
>Son failed all of his class
>school year literally began like two weeks ago
>>701327585
Why waste the money?
I thought jews liked to save their shekels?
OP fucking fail as a parent, OP should just leave them for adoption
>>701327799
maybe you should look into your kids work instead of bitching on the internet and blaming him
I believe at this point you are truly at fault
sell it on ebay or go to a pawn shop or something and make money
>>701327897
>5 days actually.
he's failing his classes
>>701327891
this
School sucks, OP. Nurture his strengths.
Wait, how did you only JUST find out your kid is failing? Are you even active in his life? So you most likely do shit all when it comes to this kids school life yet you want to destroy his shit? GG, fucking kill yourself you shit parent.
>>701328012
In this case it makes no sense that you know this already
>>701327014
sell it you dumbass don't spend $400+ on it then just break it
>>701327722
Just do it
>>701327323
Dann ur gay as all fuck
rape son and kill him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EglOsfErtaE
>>701327014
Don't break it, sell that shit and replace it with a cardboard box that says Ex-Box 360 writted in green marker.
>>701328310
Youre just retarded
no. guys out of spite i want to ruin his ps4. oh maybe i'll make him destroy it! oh that'd be funny. i'll put it in a webm for you guys!
i didn't know /b/ was full of SJWs. i thought you faggots harrassed kids on the internet. make up your damn minds
Fuck off OP you dumb cunt. Raise your kids better
>>701327166
Pls
>>701327014
Just take it away and give it back if he does better by (insert timeframe here)
don't destroy your console bought with hard earned money
>>701327014
Your testicles for producing a useless human being.
>>701327014
Dad plz get of my 4chan and fuck you for trying to destroy my games your a made ass nigga reeee
>>701328432
I hope you are trolling, because this kind of malicious behavior will not end well for you
>>701328432
You use the word SJW wrong.
His dad posts on /b/
No wonder he's a failure, like father like son.
If you break it nothing will change.. Better go and sell it and with the money fuck some bitches or if he has girlfriend go and pay her for a quickie
>>701328467
nigger i didn't pay money for a console. are you fucking dumb he paid for it. little shit was too lazy and impatient to put a pc together
>>701328432
make HIM sell it then buy yourself something nice with the money
Destroy it with your bad parenting
Flood the cover with your semen and then put it back exactly where it was.
Just sell it OP, y u waste good easy monies?
>>701327585
Sadly this isnt about what you want. Its about whats best for your son. Try having a calm talk with him too and show him theres more to life than video games. Then give them back. He probably wont even want to play if you show him how fun paintballing hiking and other outskde shit is.
>>701328432
Or you could take my fucking advice you mongoloidish manchild >>701328222
>>701327722
I am sure this is fucking fake as fuck, I want some god damned proof.
>>701328412
>>Youre just retarded
You're
Fixed. Retard.
Let him destroy his life by playing that game and failing to become a contributing member of society and lurk /b/ until he an heros.
> my son is a failure
> maybe it's my fault since I give him all those game in the first place
> neh, it's the kid's fault
Maybe ask him about how he feels about life and school or something? It's more than video games why he is failing.
>>701328785
says someone who never had a lazy kid
>>701327014
Wake him up to the sound of you smashing his PS4 with a sledgehammer while yelling PC MASTERRACE at the top of your voice with each swing. That should teach the brat.
>>701328493
>implying someone on 4chan reproduced
>>701327231
FUCKING THIS , IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
>>701328817
There's no point to doing that
balance ps4 on top of this door and trip fire larm wait for he bursts out from the room of his ps4 hit kid than broken
>mfw proffits
>>701328197
>be op
>Asian father
>two weeks in and only one assignment is in the gradebook
>son got bad score on AP intro test because he got no sleep from me yelling at him last night
>go on his favorite site to ask for advice
>decide to take away his game station
>now he spends a lot of time on his computer instead
You're a fucking idiot OP.
>>701327014
Better talk with him as a parent you fuckin shitty sand nigger
>>701329032
omg op this is good prank u do this and people say funny
>>701327283
This
>>701329066
its happening!!
>>701329032
man that what i thinking two if op do this than i wiuld call fanny haha
>>701327740
What on earth would possibly make you think that the guy posting to /b/ about destroying his fuck up of a son's ps4 is a shit parent?
>>701328432
He might burn your house down or kill you in your sleep depending on how dedicated he is
Sharpen the disc and use it to slit your throat
>>701329066
Is that megan fox's thumb.
Also cheked
>>701329055
dubs never lies
>>701329066
>Disagreeing with someone who is severly socially retarded, makes us social justice warriors
Go on, smash it then ya cunt. take pics or webm
>>701329066
How do I know you are a Dad? Take a pic of his homework.
>>701329066
how old are u op? u have young looking hands
Dunk it in water for a few seconds, make it so it still turns on, but doesn't work.
Said worthless son will be compelled to cave man engineer broken pos.
30 years later, he sciences so hard and has daddy to thank.
Be like hypothetical father.
>>701329032
wow i was eat burger when i see this and good prank film it op
School just started at the max like, two weeks ago for myself (18 year old Senior here). School literally just started. If anything scare the shit out of him as his one and only warning to not fuck around.
Destroying your son's shit will not help him in the long run. If anything, fuck you for being a shitty parent and not keeping an eye on your kid's shit. I hope you drink bleach and that your family breaks apart because you don't deserve anything good in your life.
>>701328785
i don't give a fuck about the little shit. only have him around for the 600$ a month. nigger brought it from his moms after she died. didn't even pay for it.
>>701329354
... are we here to destroy or flirt=?
>>701329032
yes
>>701327014
dont destroy everything or you loose something to blackmail him into trying harder. just enough to make sure he is punished and knows you dont fuck around.
>>701327891
So this. Sell the console, buy an expensive bottle of scotch. Get plastered with a buddy or something, in front of your son. Then tell him what happened.
>>701327014
School started like a week ago I thought? Or am I just old
>>701329032
ha ha i have blond hair and i think this good op ha ha go usa
>>701328994
Says someone who used to be a lazy kid. My dad took me outside. Havent played video games other than maybe once every 6 months for the past 4 years.
>>701328718
Underrated post
>>701327014
No wonder your son filled all his classes. His father is a piece of shit parent that spends more time on /b/ than helping his son learn and succeed in life.
>>701329454
LOL possibly both ;-)
>>701329066
can't even grown a decent thumbnail and you expected to raise a kid?
>>701329436
I seriously hope you kill yourself, you're a worthless human being. No wonder why your son doesn't give a shit about school you abusive piece of garbage.
Don't worry /b/ I'm sure we'll hear a story on the news how some ungrateful little shit pumped his parents full of shotgun shells after this.
Shit stomp the console with game disc inside. Then send him the video of you doing it while he's eating some tendies and drinking chocolate milk.
>>701329010
Retarded niggers have kids all the time.
>>701327014
Why would you destroy it? Be a better fucking parent, sit down and help your child with homework, talk to the teachers, be more interested in his or hers life, I assume him because of the doom game, but seriously, this can be traced back to you, I highly doubt you've done everything you can to help your child succeed, have you offered to get him a tutor? You're the parent, act like one faggot.
>>701327014
run a magnet over the hard drive so it fucks it completely, then once he realizes it's fucked, approach him about all his failed classes and then get the PS4 and fully just destroy it in front of him. If you do it this way, he receives double the pain. 1 pain is realizes it's fucked and that you did it on purpose. 2 pain is destroying it in front of him. After you are done destroying the PS4, call him a faggot.
>>701329354
those are what real men call "white people hands"
Fake.
Are we to the part of the thread where we figure that the OP is a faggot (OP is always a faggot cmon now) and turn thread around and ruin his life? Can we do that yet?
>>701329436
Kill yourself then, never should have had a child.
If you're OP you're a right piece of shit.
>>701329032
i agree my brother of me i am netflix and chill right now with mcdonlds lol ttyl g2g
xD
>>701329436
Confirmed op is a troll.
>>701329354
turn 33 on september 9th
>i lotion
>>701327014
Check the exif data on this and fuck this guys life up for being a piece of shit who shouldn't have had a child.
Or I'll just fucking do it.
>>701327283
>>701329575
TOP KEK
>>701327014
doom is a waste of time. the reason it's sitting out is because it's crap. paid $60 for this shit and only 10 hours on my steam log. i put more time into my $5 bf4 account. . . or the 1k hours into 7 days to die or half life 1 mods.
your son isn't failing because of this game. he is failing because people are making fun of him for being a complete fucking faggot. he is probably selling his asshole out on grindr for cash and doing blow.
L2parent you fucking newfag bitch.
>inb4 OP is fake and gay....because probably.
>>701327014
Light it up with high (60+) percentage alk. Burns like hell, no chance to repair once it burnt. If you wanna be sure just put it out with water in the end so it is 100% kill
>>701327497
Ps4 controller chargers have universal charging ports
No use
>>701329436
...well that's sad.
>>701327014
Who bought it.
>>701327014
You are an idiot. Destroying items doesn't teach kids anything other than you are an awful parent who uses material goods to win over or punish your kids. Grow the fuck up. You could just as easily donate it to someone or a charity or even sell it. I'd say your parents would be proud of you for what you are pulling, but most likely they don't give a shit about you. So alas, you act the same dumb fuck shit out with your kids.
>>701329985
>Because probably.
>>701329873
how old is ur son ? like 10? or a young dad
Mfw I can't even afford a ps4 and I'm on this thread where some asshole dad want to destroy his kid's console because he has failed as a parent.
>>701327497
Mostly this. Let him keep the console and games, just remove all cabling.
Or set that fucker on fire, lel console fags
>>701330049
this.
You're a shit parent and for some reason you're mad at your son for that? Have you stopped to think about the fact that your son might be like that because his dad is such a fucking loser?
>>701329985
>doom is bad
>plays bf4, HL mods
Not a doom fanboy, but you do sound like a faggot.
haha get memed faggots.
not gonna destroy my own ps4. kek
>>701329985
>mfw I too paid for doom4 and realized it was arena based boring shit that could be dominated in 4 hrs, and that's with a pc - no auto aim aka aim assist.
fuck that game and ID.
Literally just shit in it and leave it there.
>>701327014
Dont destroy it you fucking mong, jesus christ no wonder your kid is failing school... i bet you are a right fucking asshole.
Take it away from him and keep it safe. Explain to him that when his grades pick up then he can have it back. Give him some sort of incentive..
Destroying it is just going to make him angry at you.. thats a good way to make him work hard at school right, by destroying his stuff?
Fuck me. In 21yo and childless and even i am a better parent than you.
What a fuckin cunt you are.
I bet he fucking hates you
>>701330308
Kill yourself you fucking normie.
>>701330308
wow GAY
Can we ruin OP's life yet?
>>701330308
worse b8 ever....
>>701330308
called it
>>701327585
Dude, funeral pyre in the backyard! Throw it on top of a pile of branches and tell your son you're sacraficing it to the god of academia in hopes that he'll graduate and not end up sucking dick for crack!
>>701330308
Remove the hard drive and put the ps back like nothing happened.
>>701330308
owning a ps4 is literally worse than owning a retarded kid tho
>>701329436
Something tells me you're a cuck, enjoy being a bad father.
>>701330273
you sound like a no aim faggot that needs to be catered to with your easy play games. no wonder modern gaming is down and out with shit. faggots like you are like 'ew games that require skill to win at ...ew...that's against the rules of my safe space'
fucking go back to playing no mans sky you worthless cuck bitch.
ruin more games.
Consolefag
>>701329985
You have bad taste, and sound like a retard.
>>701330441
yo op here. get me ravioli. i have a spicy italian sausage for you guys though
>>701330340
I'd agree if it wasn't Doom. This will help him in life with the lore alone. Definitely hold onto it then give it to him again. I'm not the best parent but whatever.
>>701329066
your thumb looks like a penis
Also this is fake and how is that attention whoring going?
>>701327497
Can confirm, am kid, motherfucker will be on the honor roll by next week.
>>701330308
>i only pretended to be retarded
that's how you try to save face?
>>701329918
Do it, fuck this waste of life deadbeat pos.
>>701327014
inject hormones while he is asslep, prepare your son for a live of whoring, because thats exactly what he is doing now.
he as no future.
hes whoring your sweat money, at least he will become cute and sassy.
>>701327166
Please
>>701327014
why break something you paid for, retard dad. Sell it and wave the cash in his face
>>701330573
Kek op get rekt kiddo
You are a pretty retarded parent for
1) finding out JUST NOW that your kid is failing when either class just started or classes haven't started yet and
2) sell the little fuckers stuff why would you waste your own money when you could just make some of it back and he learns a lesson
>>701330682
prepare ban faggot. gotta beg mommy to change the ip fucking normie
>>701330308
exif shows what anons i an on phone.
>>701330273
Wow faggot, gaming was nearly dead were it not for HL1 mods (counter-strike) and the DICE engine...along with all the variables spawned off it.
Ignorant faggot confirmed. Die slow n00b.
>>701327435
You're 32... and your son is failing "all his classes"? No no no nothing about this adds up. OP IS A BIG FAT PHONEY.
>>701328692 if he bought it then you cant smash that shit fat nigger parent
>>701327014
You should destroy something of yours, like your 14" mandingo vibrator, because you failed as a parent.
>>701329436
If you kill yourself you won't have to look at him anymore.
>>701330308
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass. Yams
>>701329436
>I dont give a shit about him
>gonna destroy his game because he failed his classes.
Retarded logic from a retarded father. No wonder the lad is failing with your dumbass genetics
>>701330308
it's cool you forgot to delete the exif data and i just posted your address on grindr. time to meme your asshole.
Sell it to a black kid, make him know he's shit.
>>701330820
>normie
ahahaha
>>701328432
I'm with you op! Bust that shit and throw the shards at him to wake him up!
Kek. Im not surpised that your kid is a braindead retard.
I mean his role model is asking strangers on 4chan how to destroy his shit whilst he sleeps.
Kys you shit parent. I bet you are a fat fuck aswell
>>701330573
Explain please.
>I own a ps4, and enjoy it.
>I don't like taking care of retards.
Just because you're a pc faggot torrenting shitdick with a thick neck beard, doesn't mean we all have to steep to your level.
I'm sure you're "winning" bro.
>>701330974
KEKd
>>701327799
Check through his backpack and actually see what must be done when they get home, They may put up a fuss about "muh privacy" at first, but you're doing it for their own good. Eventually they will stop hiding shit, because they can't get away with it. OR they may be like me and just leave their schoolwork in their locker.
>>701327014
Don't destroy. Hide it, post on CL and sell. Tell him he can play video games again when he earns the right to play them again.
>>701328603
SJW is an acronym you retard.
>>701331029
this
OP, you're a shit parent and should have your kid taken away
>>701330974
REKT confirmed exif on file w/ address.
>>701327014
Leave the games and the controller, destroy the PS4.
>>701330974
hahahaha
>>701330602
Ha check out this idiot everyone! God, can you imagine whoever wrote this trying to function in actual society? Oh wow.
>>701330974
>witnessed...toss that address to websites all over the world!!! time to swat and pizza!
>>701330929
Nice pasta faggot
>>701330974
Get this lil nigga.
>>701327014
punch a drill right through the hard drive
>>701329918
Find his info. We can call police and report him for molesting his child and posting about how he actually killed his wife to collect the insurance.
>>701330974
kek...
fucking OP fucked up.
sell it
what the fuck you guys are still here? it's a meme. go home. noones that bad of a parent holy shit. i'd kill myself. it's my pc niggers
>>701327014
It's August. Your kid wouldn't even have grades yet...
>>701327014
Destroy it then make him watch Boku
>>701331241
mmm pizza.
>>701330974
Get ready, OP.
Piss on him while he's sleeping.
The next morning ask him how his grades are and then ask if he slept well.
When he comes home from school, ask him to show you one homework problem he's having trouble with.
Repeat the whole procedure every day until his grades improve.
>>701331443
i hope you enjoy the pizza and the swat team you dumb nigger. learn how to delete the exif data.
HAHAHAHAHAHA make sure to carry a dark object when they kick down your door and wave it at them!
enjoy nigger!
>>701327799
wtf is TECH?
>>701331443
Hey faggot, see >>
>>701330974
>>701328692
so its his then you have no right to destroy it then
Op is getting worried
>>701327166
Hahaha yes!!
>>701331443
>It's a meme
>>701330308
>Mother fucker you're in an Academy school should've hid the 2016-2017 paper
>>701331725
i am getting a bit spooked. all i can hope is these kids are meming. one more time lads
i am faggot
i am troll
tis was meme
please no swat team
>>701331655
damn...op is fucked.
>>701331651
This was the number one thing everyone should've realized as a sign this was bait. Only people under 24 or so call shop class fucking "tech"
Get him evaluated for special education, and get him an iep.
>>701331936
"Makerspace"
This is now falco thread
>>701329436
now this is podracing!
>>701331949
el kekchizado
>>701332004
Building crafty woodsman lecture hall hour of course
>>701327014
>>701331104
No it's not. An acronym needs to be used as an actual word, like SCUBA or NATO. "sjw" is just an abbreviation derived from initials.
And it's only used non-ironically by retards, retard.
If you bought it sure but, if he paid for it don't be surprised when he destroys something of yours. You're setting a bad example.
>>701329436
He put a pile of bills in the top left corner of his timestamp picture
im just kidding OP i didn't swat you. why would i do that right now and end the thread?
ill save it for a rainy day. thanks for your address and personal information.
next time don't share your personal information with your 4chan puter...aiiight m8? but don't forget...ill be lurking in the background...waiting to cash in my chip to end your sunny fucking day. so enjoy your night. i'll allow it.
>>701332261
he's fucking meming my man
>>701332068
I like the cut of your jib.
>>701332432
OP here your mom is a nigger.
>>701332392
Just because he bought it doesn't mean he needs to damage and destroy the device either.
He can confiscate it.
But he blames all of it on the games, and this is how he tries to hide away his shitty parenting.
Just because a kid games doesn't mean he fucks up school and if he doesn't know balance, it means you failed to teach him that.
>>701332423
my man. it was my bad. you got my if you truly have my info you got it fair and square. and i fucked up. gg. thanks for not posting
>btw whole thread meme
>>701329436
>oh you don't seem to understand. i WANT to destroy it.
Then why the fuck do you give a shit that he failed his classes you stupid moronic personality-disorder-having son of a bitch?
WHOLE THREAD WAS MAYMAYA
id kill you.
buy a steel dog kennel
put ps4 and any pets or valued possessions inside
tie timmy to a chair next to the kennel
pour gasoline on him
pour gasoline on everything he loves
light a match and make him choose between life and possessions
light the belongings, regardless of what he chooses
the fire will quickly spread to him too, because he is sitting nearby and covered in gasoline
he will learn who's the boss
you will no longer have a failing student
>>701327014
Leave the console exactly where you found it. Smear your own shit in all the ports, disc slot, etc. and put a smiley face on top. Make sure you really jam the poo in between the buttons and under the joysticks. Leave a note saying "I shat on your shit" and if he wants to play some more he'll have to clean your shit off his playstation.
poopoo peepee
So son fails classes, OP wants to be a shitty parent and teach his kid that dad has no respect for him or his property.....yeah, im sure that will work. He's bound to have trust issues later in life.
>>701332930
once i actually have a kid i'll remember that... thanks for sharing.
OP is a faggot, has a dumbass son. Not surprising, really.
can you please send it to me instead?
How about talking to your son, not yelling or cussing, just use the story of a friend who ended up killing his family because of what a waist he turned out to be.
>>701333222
2 x trips omg
>>701333182
do you really think anything is going to come out of this pathetic attempt to beg?
I win
>>701333338
off by five
time to die
>>701327014
>>701333324
i may actually. once i get better vid card won't really need my ps4 anymore
>>701333401
Ehh I hit it once already. You can't ask for a bagel and expect it to be creamed
>>701333585
At my house all bagels are creamed because I like to fuck the hole in the middle.
>>701333585
>You can't ask for bagel and expect it to be creamed
Holy fuck
>>701327014
Ill have his PS4 and doom video game if you`re close to the California area I will daily make videos of me playing it to show it to your son.
probably would even make youtube videos
>>701329055
Nice dubs
>>701327014
You shouldn't. Unless you want him growing up thinking that it's ok to be an angry little faggot who smashes shit, especially if he knows it will get him attention, and hurt the person whom he actually wants to direct his anger towards. Maybe you could instead attempt to be a responsible, and positive influence on his life.
Also congratulations. Not too many people can say that they felt the need to seek /b/'s help on parenting. I bet your own parents are proud as fuck.
>>701327014
Bumpity
>>701330974
doesn't 4chan auto-strip exif these days except on /p/
>>701334019
still mine. sorry mate. California's a bit of a drive away. i'd mail it. but honestly i'm just fucking lazy
Sell it for $1 and tell your son that you sold it and he can atleast have the money you sold it for and slap that dollar in his face.
>>701332522
Wow what a fucking detective
>>701327014
If you think destroying your sons videogames will get him better grades you're even more retarded than he is.
>>701334617
Just mail it would probably send it back after six months or so not much of a gamer as I used to be.
but would do it as a social experiment or some weird youtube thing.
>>701327435
Generally speaking I'd rather have a son that played on a console than one that browses /b/.
Clearly you've been here too much and are now acting like a brain dead btard.
I also have a son and whatever his faults I love him dearly. Love and disappointment are better motivators than smashing up his stuff like a jilted woman.
Grow the fuck up dude. I am older (39) and therefore wiser.
Seriously just grow up and learn how to be a parent. Also, get the fuck off of /b/, it's rotting your mind. As a cynical bastard I'm not affected, but clearly you are.
>>701330974
RELEASE THE PIZZAS
Just beat him the shit up, I started respecting my parents and giving importance to school after my mother beat the fuck out of me with a broom after failing 4 classes in Junior High.
>>701329066
Your thumb is deformed.
No wonder your son is failing. You passed on retard genes, and you expect your son to succeed in life.
Smash it over his head until he dies.
Don't destroy it just go into his account and delete the save file for doom
>>701327166
Dubs confirm
>>701335871
But you probably really do have a son. OP is a liar that's probably a bored 19 year old that wanted to shit post.
>>701327014
hit his mouth with a shovel till he's spitting blood,then give 1000 watt electricity to his open mouth.while he is crawling in pain,break his fingers one by one.then shove his head to the wall until his head is cracked.
>>701329436
you don't deserve my help you abusive trash
Ship it to me. I will send him texts and emails daily of me using it to watch hulu.
