g/fur bread train marches on
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g/fur bread train marches on
I'm not lazy, I'm just busy.
Good boy
>>701311414
That thing is going to be huge.
>>701314113
I'm not lazy
>>701314604
Me making the thread isn't supposed to happen
So, now would be a good time to get drunk.
Way to ruin everything, Frank.
>>701314928
Me making treads never happens either.
But it's friday for you so you can do ti :)
>>701315144
Fridays rule
>>701315111
checked and confirmed.
>>701315111
There is no ruining going on here
>>701315144
lazy bastard
>>701315259
His butthole is so small
Only shit people here.
>>701315469
Hes straight/virgin thats why.
>>701315642
That's cute.
>>701315858
Kinda gross when its ruined though. Gays tend to shart in the mart a lot because of it.
>>701315366
Not lazy, just on Warframe :)
>>701315469
That tiger is a fresh slave, he's not be fucked yet.
>>701315255
Why does it better than any other day for you?
>>701316031
Would purchase.
>>701315255
Are you ready to serve your country?
>>701316031
My dubs confirm lazy
>>701316031
I already said that :P
>>701316179
if he asshole is virgin you would need to stretch it a lot or it would hurt you as much as it would him.
>>701315255
Fridays suck. They are the beginning of my work week.
>>701316401
I'll be as gentle as can be, I'd hate to ruin such a pretty sight.
>Put dick in vise-like anus
>Dick is squeezed to the dimensions of a twizzler.
>Eternal pain in the span of a few seconds.
>Have to remove dick
>>701316944
Isn't that your dream?
>>701317070
I had a nightmare like that actually.
>>701316202
only trip are truths
>>701316287
but why is it better?
>>701316401
Depends of they are cruel like nibi or nice like frank.
Fucking diodes and shit.
>>701317338
Because pizza, I told you!
>>701317222
Didn't think you'd have eunuch nightmares
>>701317338
Do not downplay the dubs
>>701317338
That is why I am saying you would need to stretch it first. It will hurt him if you didn't do it.
>>701317847
When I have dreams about sex it usually cuts or it goes bad, probably because actually getting it is impossible.
>>701318026
Why is rimming so hot?
>>701318232
Because you have shit taste?
>>701318157
Same here, when I get to it I'm like "wait, that can't happen" and I realize I'm dreaming and I wake up. Can't even get laid in my own dreams.
>>701318335
ur a witty lil cunt ill give u dat m8
>>701318232
because it feels amazing to have a big hot tongue licking against your hole teasing it open.
>>701317549
ahh i see
>>701317847
dubs are overrated.
>>701318026
true, you can stretch him out and use him to smuggle drugs :S
>>701318663
am I the mexican cartel now?
>>701318432
>Same here, when I get to it I'm like "wait, that can't happen" and I realize I'm dreaming and I wake up. Can't even get laid in my own dreams.
Yeah pretty much.
>>701318663
A long-running tradition since forever :) Sup with you btw?
>>701318857
>Yeah pretty much
Maybe because we dream about each other?
>>701318157
Well you got booze and porn
>>701318663
I'm not a drug mule
>>701319012
I dont dream about fatties or shit eaters.
>>701319045
Yeah, its alright.
>>701319163
What makes you think I'm fat?
>>701319390
You're a furry
You're on /Bee/
why boner?
>>701319572
And what does that make you?
>>701319808
Im a 400lb 5'1 neckbeard.
>>701319910
Then you're projecting.
>>701319390
Nibi has a fat fetish, so he fantasizes all posters are fat.
>>701320080
yup
>>701320151
this
Only guy I could ever get is snarf.
>>701318789
Well maybe, Luc could be your drug lord then :)
>>701318879
Nohting mu8ch just chilling
>>701319045
Gun for hire then :)
>>701320151
>>701320294
Poor bastard.
>>701320305
but neither of us are into drugs.
>>701320294
I thought snarf shot you down
>>701320305
I don't involve myself in the trade of illicit drugs
>>701320554
Yeah, I cant even get snarf and people think I have a chance with anyone.
>>701320305
Chilling is goood
>>701320554
He can still dream, though.
>>701320900
I think you can't get him because he is taken already.
>>701320539
Are you into butt streaching?
>>701320554
The 'merican gun trade you did.
I wish more people would be interested in math. Being bad at math is just a meme.
>>701320927
Suck my tiger butt!
>>701321133
That means nothing to furries.
I hate scary movies
>>701321347
... would you like that?
>>701321347
Don't mind if I do!
https://discordapp.com/invite/GxSw5cN is a g/fur/ discord community :D
>>701320900
I told you before just bang a landwhale and feel ashamed of yourself afterwards
>>701320958
I don't think he dreams of you
>>701321237
Guns are pure and clean
>>701321530
They're so lacklustre
>>701321312
I'm fucking terrible at math, but it sucks because I actually really enjoy it. I failed pre-calculus twice in a row in college and then dropped out because even just regular calculus is a pre-requisite for most majors and failing a class three times means that you aren't allowed to take it again...
But every time a math question comes my way I just adore trying to figure it out. It's all like a puzzle, and I love trying to solve puzzles, it's just that when I get caught up in the little things I suddenly lose all track and don't know what to do.
>>701321611
I would like that.
>>701321752
Please it's all clean for you.
>>701321237
Well I need to stretch my butt a bit to make sure that I can fit his dick since it's so thick. Otherwise my ass would be in severe pain for a while. That being said he does a damn good job of doing it.
>>701321312
I actually love math, it was my favorite subject in school.
>>701321934
They wont even let me.
>>701314113
why aren't there more g/fur threads, all i see is s/fur and h/fur all the time.
>>701322049
I'd like it too. I love tigers.
>>701321996
I admit I may be biased. Math was always my strong suit.
>>701322090
Do you want a big gaping butt? One that can fit more than one dick?
Why is the prostate so fucking amazing?
>>701322348
lol no, I'm a one guy man.
>>701322146
Landwhales think getting laid as a chick is an accomplishment. Literally anyone can score them.
>>701322348
No. That ratio is completely off
>>701322673
Somehow not even I can.
My OC!
I need more images of my werewolf...
>>701322049
Should I continue this you-know-where?
>>701321934
i just feel paranoid and cold
>>701322599
Is that the thing you clench to make the last drops of piss come out?
>>701322049
I can make it cleaner.
>>701321133
Hunnibuns is mad at me.
>>701321934
Nibi is a complicated and mysterious faggot.
>>701322827
Sex bots are just around the corner for you
>>701322906
That's the feeling of impending mortality
>>701322309
I can understand why a lot of people don't like it. To be fair, when my grades and everything depended on being able to solve those problems I really hated it with a passion. It seemed like every question could take multiple different paths to get the answer, and each path felt as if it were the correct one, but only one path would lead to a correct answer and it was just up to me to know beforehand which path to take.
Stuff like that kind of really annoyed me.
what is your opinion of scary movies freklz
>>701323225
why, what happened? Did you apologize yet?
>>701323326
they're okay as long as they're not retarded
>>701322309
Then enjoy!
>>701322612
You may want to have 1 cock and 1 dildo in you or a bigger dildo.
>>701322673
What ratio?
>>701322888
Nah i'm fucking about in games.
>>701323018
I hope your tongue is long and flexible.
>>701322599
I'm usually a lurker in these threads. I'm now addicted to stimulating it.
>>701323441
have you seen/heard of The Lazarus project?
>>701323240
Cheaper to get a fleshlight.
Better to hope for Genetic engineering to make me attractive or at least grow an anthro sex slave.
>>701323301
I've come across ambiguity before myself, practice usually solve is tho.
>>701323463
You enjoy it, kitty.
>>701323463
Dick:Butt
>>701323301
Aye, i wasn't until college that I started to enjoy math, and that was BECAUSE of the different paths. It's a chore to find the right one sometimes (I'm looking at you, trig identities!), but the feeling of exhilaration you get from solving a tough problem is amazing
>>701323588
I have heard of it
like clones of famous people to donate organs so they live forever or some shit
isn't it famously terrible or something
>>701323463
that would make me a lot less tight though, I don't want that! I don't think luc would either.
>>701323766
the premise if they're trying to figure out how to reanimate animals, someone dies along the way and then they reanimate her and she gets psychic powers and kills everybody
it sucked ass, but i'm still a lil spooked
>>701323463
Ohh, you tease you :p
>>701322849
Nice Wolfie!!
He's very buff!
>>701323515
Post your ass and we'll judge it.
>>701323640
more dicks are always better!
>>701323836
you just need to exercise it. butts are pretty strong.
>>701323994
*shakes booty
>>701323988
oh, I was thinking about something else then
seems kinda lame honestly
>>701324010
Gracias. The artist (Benji) is a great guy, and has offered me a couple more commission slots, because he likes my OCs.
There are only three... no, four images of this guy atm, but I'm hoping ot have a couple more done soon.
>>701324301
It was super duper lame
It tried throwing like 3 different plot twist endings, one where she killed the evil person, one where it was a dream, and then one where it actually wasn't a dream and she was actually dead and brought back to life herself.
>>701323225
Nibi is rather straight forward
>>701323605
It'll be too late by then, the robot will be the more ergonomic choice by the time genetic engineering is good enough
>>701324227
No, that's how bukkake happens
>>701324227
Hnngh *bones
>>701324227
I still have no interest in putting two dicks or a dick and dildo in my ass at the same time.
>>701324494
wow
what happened to "oh man I think it's the devil causing this to happen" and then it actually is the fucking devil and now you have to deal with literal Satan
that shit's scary
>>701324824
not every horror movie can the The Exorcist
I'm an ass man myself.
>>701325003
THE CONJURING PULLED IT OFF JUST FINE
>>701325144
WELL I HAVEN'T SEEN THE CONJURING
>>701324523
Ill just use a fleshlight then.
>>701325275
you should it's good
Holy shit Chet, go to bed
>>701325342
i don't horror
i'm simply too big of a pussy to live that life
>>701325144
We all know who the ghost was.
chet couldn't possibly still be awake
he hasn't replied to either of the doggers i sent him
>>701325451
I wasn't either and then katia and darwin made me watch a bunch of horror movies so now it's fine
>>701325768
i do not surround myself with either of them, i think i will be just fine.
I can feel Chest presence.
>freklz
>not being afraid of horror movies
Pick one
Frozen Yogurt obtained
>>701326072
>>701326072
>>701326072
>>701326072
>>701326072
>>701326072
Tacquitos >>> frozen yogurt
>>701325342
I like both equally
>>701323429
I asked him not to get in the middle of something between my sister and I.
Anyone else like piss?
>>701326784
yes
>>701326932
mew
>>701327143
Did you finish?
I want to fuck him so bad :(
>>701326932
Why not?
>>701326731
you both are adorable together, you shouldn't let something like that get in the way of a great relationship.
>>701327308
Miao
>>701327278
i got maybe half way through the last epiaode last night and had stop and i havent had time today.
>>701327787
Finish the fight. Finish the last 2 terrible episodes
>>701327744
soup
>>701327954
i knowwwwww. i am going to right after this call
>>701327956
pthpth
>>701328300
Hurry the call
>>701328300
Feels like you always want to talk about soup when you talk to me :P Is it from that one time? Have you developed a soup fetish?
>>701328300
Katten!!
>>701328405
Don't hurry him killer
>>701328525
He must hurry. He has urgent matters to attend to
>>701324227
*cums
Uugh, dang you!
>>701327956
Can you remind me the name of that artist?
>>701328405
i am tryyyyyyyyyyyying
>>701328497
i love soup and have sex with it. fapfap soup
>>701328525
wemwemwmemwmewmem
>>701328799
Not hard enough it seems
>>701328799
*pours soup all over you
>>701328859
am so hard right now though
>>701329080
Jthm is the shit
I am never hard enough
>>701329064
soup lube
>>701329217
~
>>701329237
yasssssss
>>701329308
get harder
i cannot
>>701329415
What kinda soup do you like, slut?
>>701329415
You should feel bad for that statement
>>701329644
yes you can
>>701329743
Miso. Egg flower.
>>701329765
i feel bad for nothing
>>701329911
You should start feeling bad
>>701329911
I'll add some nanar juices to that ;)
>>701330015
nah
im done feeling bad
>>701330272
dont you dare ruin my fucking soup
>>701330411
Soup made for fucking?
>>701330411
I thought you would appreciate that :c
>>701330567
no fuck soup
>>701330690
maybe in like another type of soup, but those are sacred to me
also i forgot to get tofu today. i cri
>>701330819
I'll do that to some carrot soup and hand it over to you then. I hope you like carrot soup?
>>701331050
i never had it. give me some
>>701331166
Alright. Here you go c:
>>701331494
good. good. now one more thing
>>701331613
...... And what would that be?~
>>701331856
bring me tofu
>>701331856
>>701331965
And make a new thread.
