Can we get a rekt thread?
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Can we get a rekt thread?
>>701307765
Not if you don't know how to start one.
>>701308011
I know how to start one, just have literally zero content on my pc
>>701307765
Thank god the
hartley hooligan memes died down. Enough with the microbrain babbys already
>>701308650
did someone say fartly fooligans?
so do it
>>701309296
Who are you replying to?
>>701309776
Not going to get much from that faggot.
>>701310548
yup
>>701310796
how r u
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>701310869
Ok, what about yourself?
>>701311123
>>701311123
Nice pasta bro, you want some grated mozzerella to go with it?
>>701311206
im ok, pretty tired tbqh
>>701311368
I got some.
>>701311576
Same. I have a gig tomorrow and should get some rest, but I love the people here.
>>701311860
im here because its a melting pot for degeneracy and pol is gettin kinda stale.
>>701311860
Not the other guy. Musician?
>>701312264
>This
>>701312336
Yes
Bump. Showing guys at work some of these vids
>>701313738
>>701313245
story?
>>701313932
Looks like a protest. Fucker pussied out
>>701308179
What's it like being 14 in 2016?
>>701313245
Playing dead in Mexico = bad idea
>>701313738
>>701313036
>you spin me right round, like a record baby round round round round
>>701314054
Sketchers ads are getting pretty weird
>>701314294
that cant be real those chinks are giving a shit about the kid
>>701314294
ive seen shit but this one never fails to make me feel so bad
>>701311610
nail clippers on your dry foot skin?
>>701313245
haha, love the paramedic's reaction
>this fuckin fucker
>>701308328
omg
i know everyone has seen this, but it's my fave
>>701307765
>Translate from spanish. Kek
>>701308328
waaaaaaaaaait, is that lightning?
>>701314844
nerve gas.
>>701313908
What happened?
>>701313312
what's with the watermark? Saw this shit with only the liveleak watermark before.
>>701315121
explosion in the tunnels under the man hole
>>701311610
Man, I used to do that all the time. Really shitty habit.
>>701313030
Sorry Interweb went down. Not that big, like 500 or so. The biggest I've ever played for was around 2000.
>>701313908
That kid just fucking fell in
>>701314868
Story?
>>701313102
I don't get what happened here, did his shoulder dislocate or something?
>>701307765
dicks out for harambe
>>701314582
>I...need to catch a train BABEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>701315100
Nope, Talcum powder.
>>701315372
Did a full flip while his hands were stuck in one position. Probably dislocated and tore a fuck ton of muscles
>>701313036
Let'r rip
>>701308328
This is my favorite
>>701308328
"let me just put this shiny metal pan on my head before I go out in that storm, can't have any bruises on my pretty, delicate head from those hail stones now can I?
>>701315733
Cosmic dance
>>701315372
his torso spun 360 degrees but his arms stayed still. yeah probably dislocated.
>>701308428
lol
>>701314868
That was pretty cool.
>>701313543
And that's how Betty lost custody
>>701308328
did that lightning bold actually hit him though?
>>701308328
>WHAT'S THIS? EXTREMELY HIGH VOLTAGE! WELL I DON'T NEED SAFETY GLOVES BECAUSE I'M HOMER SIMP
>>701315827
This happened about 10 minutes from where I live. I-675 in Beavercreek, Ohio. The marks from where he hit the overpass are still there. He survived.
>>701312884
the black kids were just defending themselves. The white kid was obviously oppressing them
>>701315297
fuckin brutal bro
>>701308096
was he kill?
>>701314868
I see this everywhere but I never see a story. Did the guy fuck his wife or something?
>>701312884
someone's gonna shoot up their school...
>>701313036
https://youtu.be/KnED-lQedjo
>>701313738
DERP
>>701308328
This was at my college, that dude was fine
>>701315547
FROM THE TOP ROPES
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
>>701315557
These niggas never learn to just stay on the basics
Push ups and pull ups instead of that bullshit
>>701315047
That's why you cut a head off with a front swing. The spine really slows down the chop and you can't make it all the way through in one swing. Video ruined Hamed
>>701315963
Hey if he some how survived at least he gets a badass scar
>>701316191
Alien!
>>701313476
what's the point. The cougar is just going to be hungry again in a hour
>>701316153
I have more.....
>>701316191
Boomer!
>>701314585
Underrated post, kudos Anon!
>>701316470
LIKE A BOSS HAHA
>>701314803
The real inhumanity here is that they stuck the guys wig on top of his cock and balls.
It looks ridiculous.
>>701316271
your mom goes to college.
>>701316566
Dude, is it still alive!?!?!
>>701314641
It's from someone peeling away the skin from calluses. You can see the "Fingerprints" in it.
I had to do it to my heel once to relieve itching, looked like that.
>>701316566
Thst fag was alive ?
Genetic freak spotted too bad he got aborted
>>701313476
YIONK!
>>701316566
poor little guy.
>>701314054
>>701316688
fukkin rekt
>>701316566
Eat it to gain it's strength
>>701316722
Nope, cgi
>>701307765
https://youtu.be/PKgFpNJ0gho
>>701316470
Fucking slammed them so hard it shook the camera
>>701316775
Normie detected.
>>701312884
All niggers must hang.
>>701314128
Ain't got shit on a monk
>>701313476
well that was unexpected.
>>701316566
This guy shows insane willpower and strenght for being alive at such state
He could have probably benches 500 lbs for reps at 12 but...meh hes gone now
Rest in peace...
>>701316500
Wasn't this the last episode of "Prison
break:ISIS"?
>>701316969
>6969
Number of a true god
>>701316327
I think the kid just wanted to impress those girls you see in a couple frames. I remember stealing my teachers bike (he was one of those "go green braahh" people) just to impress some chick back in 5th grade
>>701313312
So like, hes dead right?
>>701315827
Real life Rocket League
>>701315246
The sewers in China are just fucking full of gas. Kids dropped a firecracker into one.
>>701317045
So fuck as hell. Hard as fuck cob, he carefully brings it to the 2 tooth that instantly fly out.... kid put chiclets in there to make a viral video and was proven fake.
>>701316910
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>701316853
Well, at least he's modern art now
>>701316500
I can see why you would think that, but you're wrong.
>>701316582
Someone 'chop a Thwomp into this please!
>>701317135
Black Lives Matter
>>701315547
Only 2 stories, get the fuck up.
>>701317094
You can impress a girl by just acting right
Not doing bullshit
Does Rekt porn exist?
>>701315828
the guy lived. shouldve put his head or neck next to wheel .tfw ur so retarded u dont know how to die
>>701317399
>>701313312
Jesus tap dancing Christ
>>701317399
nope
>>701316566
What a bunch of pussies, fuck this shit, it's not me so who gives a fuck?
It's not a person until it's in my fucking phone book.
>poor little guy
How dare you assign this thing a gender label!
>>701317399
Please refer to Rule 34.
>>701314294
That's what happens when you let your little garbage spawn run around with no supervision.
>>701315827
The day the Bandit lost.
>>701317135
Knockout game?
>>701316900
damn niggas
>>701316722
It was never alive.
>>701317448
real rekt, not jap fake.
>>701317399
You mean rape?
>>701313036
Beyblade Let it go!
>>701316969
ive seen this couple of times
whats the story behind!?
>>701313036
I hate this. It's not funny. There's been so many people posting videos like this, and it's not funny anymore. God needs to program the Earth better so people don't using this glitch to view-whore. It's pissing me off.
>>701317448
That it?
>>701308428
Fucking lair
>>701315335
Wow, fuck this dude
>>701317663
Empire of Dust on youtube
>Thailand
>dad is a cop, son is a neet who plays vidya all day
>dad berates son for being a failure
>dad pulls out gun for dramatic effect
>gives gun to son saying "you are already killing me so just shoot me so you can do what you please"
>son an heros
>dad turns to smack son thinking the kid shot at him and missed
>both parents realized what happen
>parents break into interpretive dance
http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad
>>701317344
Yeah, found that out later in life. I did lose my virginity to her though, but she ended up sucking one of the teachers dicks
>>701317587
kid was using infinite blood supply hack. obvious cheater
>>701311288
I thought it was orange paint at first
>>701316191
Hey Quado, can I get your autograph?
>>701317439
Messed that robbery up pretty bad. Classic amateur mistake right there.
>>701317630
Yes
>>701314585
>>701316900
This guy needs to be banned from ever owning animals again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyO9YdUpqE
>>701317717
>>701317123
Just really tired. Get him some milk and he'll be just fine.
>>701313312
That's an awesome juicer.
>>701316212
> We don't understand why this normal kid would just snap like that
>He mostly targeted the black kids, so there must be some trouble at home with race issues
>>701313738
after surviving a shot to the head Maisie Williams decided to follow a career of acting
>>701317695
>Lair
>>701313245
"Flame On!"
>>701317769
I heard there was one where a girl put a hose in her ass and it filled her with water and killed her
>>701312884
heh, white boi
>>701316985
yup
>>701315547
fat fuck couldnt climb down herself and the poor fireman got fucked up because she didnt take care of herself... this actualy made me fucking mad.
>>701314054
Nice socks
>>701317702
thanks anon!
>>701317970
Rekt thread, not faggot thread.
>>701316566
>>701307765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc4DWL3gQLI
>>701315121
It's in reverse.
>>701317962
Massive amounts of equality there at the end
>>701316686
KEK!!!
>>701318195
I heard there was one where an Anon put a post on /b/ and it filled them with thoughts of Harambe and they died from over wanking.
>>701314868
Pretty sure I saw Satan at the end there
>>701318294
I would too
>>701317135
Kill all niggers.
>>701316143
bolt, it's a lightning bolt, you drooling retard.
>>7013150
Tell me I'm not the only one that sees the decapitated guy's eyes moving after his head was cut off.
>>701318429
Nope, no its not.
>>701316424
Underrated post.
>>701315297
wut
>>701317135
little hipster nigger lovin lefty cuntflap got what he deserved.
>>701313932
Fue en Tuxtla Gutiérrez, Chiapas, México, medida de presión por parte de los indígenas para sacar de la cárcel a un falimiar, me dio weba traducir a inglés :v
>>701315536
'Twas stump remover.
>>701318612
>You were not the only one that seen the decapitated guy's moving after his head was cut off.
Anymore rekt r34?
>>701314294
> natural selection
>>701318715
He oppressed them by walking in their space. You can't blame them for being triggered.
>>701318771
Nope, talcum powder.
>>701316900
all pitbulls should be killed
end of story.
>>701316500
Looks like they really ROCKED his world.
>>701317717
oh my fucking god.
>>701308328
Fake
>>701315047
"Hi I am muhamid, and this is jackass!"
>>701318621
Of course it is.
> the child is thrust out of the earth
> the family, now complete, walks away
> the earth giveth, and it taketh away.
>>701319006
>DOGS ARE BAD FOR HUMANITY
>HURR DURR KILL ALL OF THEM
>HURR DURR IM A RETARD
>HURR DURR
>>701316470
Why can't women fight?
>>701319123
>>701317439
was that a shot to the heart?
>>701316900
Do they not know to grab the dog by the throat?
Why are niggers allowed to own dogs?
>>701318984
An absolute madman
>>701319334
But who's to blame?
>>701319263
Dogs are genetically defective trash.
>>701314868
>>701316211
http://wtkr.com/2016/07/26/man-sets-patient-ablaze-in-horrifying-attack-caught-on-camera/
>>701311123
This bait isnt even good
Made me reply
>>701319334
Yes.
>>701319476
>>701319334
You faggots give love a bad name.
>>701317769
That chick's probably thinking, "Untie me so I can cut my own head off. It'd have to be faster!"
>>701318984
kek i know this place
>>701316144
Kek
>>701319521
thx m8
>>701319426
-grabs dog by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
>>701315827
Them Duke boys is in fer it this time!
>>701317970
bump
>>701319617
>on my moms pc
We knew you would.
>>701308096
the fucking alien was inside in his head
Is Isis the real man in black protecting us from outer space menaces?
>>701312884
And blacks still wonder why everyone hates them so much.
>>701319283
You're just jealous you didn't think of it.
>>701317687
Then leave
>>701318715
White kids get beaten, cops kill dumb niggers. Sounds like a deal.
>>701317267
>>701317188
poor fella
>>701319853
Yup
>>701319008
Carlos!!!
>>701319733
>"Go fuck a fat whore or something "
>"I'm trying to"
>>701319666
>>701316836
>>701316836
>>701316836
WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
THAT
FUCK
FUCK
WHAT IS THAT GOING ON WHAT
>>701314887
Oh shit a Boomer!
>>701318110
Kek
>>701315335
wtf. my stomach actually turned
>>701320296
third world country circumcision
>>701318984
I don't get it, what happened?
>>701315335
You sick fuck
>>701320481
Are you serious faggot
>>701311368
ooh you a faggot
>>701316470
lucky pig
>>701320481
She got sharked.
>>701320481
A bird took a shit on her, anon
>>701313245
amateur pro-tibet demonstrator
>>701315257
I thought i was the only one who did this. I get some pretty large callous on the side of my big toe. I cut them down but they come back fairly quick.
>>701315547
FROM OFF THE TOP ROPE
