Perfect body thread
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Perfect body thread
>>701302774
lol. that's impossible on this site.
>>701302774
op winds
>>701304185
i don't think this thread is about what you think it's about, anon.
>>701303604
Yeah but worth a try
my gf
>>701304300
tits are too big to functionally run, let alone walk fast
This is objectively the best procreation vessel.
>>701304344
>nipple piercings
>ghetto nails
Trash slut/10
>>701302774
>>701304344
I don't think her tits are going to be pert while standing let alone laying down. Also, she has extremely old looking hands. Her face will soon follow.
>>701304185
Fucking disgusting. What the hell is wrong with you?
>>701304734
Those tits will be to her knees by age 27, so no.
>>701304781
On the right.
>>701302774
Looks like my mom.
>>701304785
Ewwww. Look at those oversized mams! :O~~ blach
Chubby girl bread?
>>701304823
i wont send you her face xD
>>701304921
They won't, and it wouldn't matter if they were.
>>701304785
Sweet Jesus...
>>701305086
Those would be really cute on a dude.
>>701305086
lol she's trying so hard to suck in her tummy. Possible sugar addiction, she'll be fat very soon. See: her mom
>>701304734
Indeed and agreed
>>701305168
>xD
Cringe
>>701305168
tara?
>>701305276
Do you think that just saying things that are wrong is trolling or funny or something?
>>701305152
No, you fucking Tumblr faggot. Read the title.
>>701305369
and then there's this faggot
>>701305099
Bitchy pucker face. Can tell she thinks she's beautiful, even as all of the alcohol is wearing out her internals and aging her prematurely. Soon she'll find out that she was only wanted for her beauty and be stuck without a developed personality
>>701305168
mor plz
>>701302774
>no calf definition
>perfect body
>>701305168
I gotta see lower body standing for a proper judgement
>>701305168
Yep, they already saggin. She knows it and is holding them up with her arm.. Sad, because she knows you're so conceited and shallow that you may actually leave her once they do sag a couple of inches.
perfect 3dpd doesnt exist
>>701305223
The shop is heavy on this one.. Bad zits.
>>701305266
thats some nigger tier thickness anon, shes a coal burner
check em
>>701305442
>>701305276
>>701305024
>>701304921
>>701304823
>>701304722
Weird Personal Issue Projection: The Thread.
Literally none of this is even close to accurate.
>>701305261
greek/jew nose and almost no tits
>>701302774
all upfront
>>701305745
lol shooped.
Either that or corset whore. "Please love me, I have body dysmorphia!"
>>701305763
What do you have a fucking potato for a camera? Or was this taken ten years ago?
>>701305266
I would tear it up, but immediately after I want her out of my sight
>>701305868
You can tell by the excessive picking/pruning that she's excessively vain, must be tough for her considering she drinks a bit too much and has excess stress hormone, pooching out her belly.
>>701305936
>Mom, would you please put a shirt on!
>>701305936
An actual whore. Wow, one-upping her daugher at that. Classy.
>>701305936
Daughter is pissed mom is going way harder on the titty game lmfao
>>701304344
fuck what all these other virgin niggerfaggots have said , i think she is hot.
>>701305868
https://www facebook com/SianiNew?fref=ts
She is 15 years old
>>701306241
Ouch! That manly fucking face! She's covering her eyes for a reason probably.
>>701302774
>>701305665
u wot m8
>>701306245
You know she's got the frat boys lined up in the Fraternity "fuck room." They don't even have to roofie her I'll bet, she just asks for it.
>>701306360
It's mostly just one guy shitposting completely made-up/projected problem, so liking her actually isn't that special. There's just a guy pretending to pick apart the pictures ITT.
>>701304344
Love nips. Got my moms hands, which i love.
Would mary
Gotem
>>proxy girls
>>701306470
Interesting that her entire body profile has been shooped
>>701304722
Women are made for kitchen, idiot. Underage b&
Gtfo
>>701305592
go see a shrink because you are fucked.
>>701305168
Too old, saggy tits
>>701306796
Too soon
>>701306212
fucking amateur psych hour up in here
>>701306938
Hideous face
>>701302774
she's pretty fucking close
>>701304823
Old for you.
Last I checked, pert wasn't a word and summer is over
>>701307057
>Last I checked, pert wasn't a word
Are you fucking retarded?
Anim00ted
>>701307057
Lol, dumbfag
>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/pert
And yeah, she old
>>701306531
i see now, i bet he is terribly pleased with himself meanwhile im sitting here trying to figure out wtf he is on.
>>701305592
>>701306767
Kid's baiting for more pics
>>701307066
Perfect woman for /b/tards
>>701304185
/thread
>>701307066
the fuck is this
the fuck do I get more!
>>701307066
why does this exist
>>701306367
>https://www facebook com/SianiNew?fref=ts
how does that link work? it redirects me..
>>701304185
I must admit, I would fuck the shit out of that pussy
>>701307316
put a . after the www and before the com
>>701306054
same, id fuck this bitch until my cock falls off but i wouldnt want to be seen with her in public
>>701305266
wut?
>>701307393
dude, I need more of her
>>701307428
ah didnt use my eyes, ty
>>701307132
Sure, I may have a mild case of fas. But being retarded isn't a banable offense. Being underage is
>>701305266
Name? Who is this lady?
>>701306685
MOAR NIGGER, MOAR
>>701307316
Youre not the sharpest tool in the shed are ya bud?
>>701305266
jebus H tap dancin christ on a cracker
Nah,OP posted the best one
>>701307676
shouldnt be a faggot censoring links to begin with
>>701307632
If only she didn't drool like a retard
>>701304785
> perfect body
yep this guy nailed it. good job anon
Sent from my Android phone
>>701305266
>1464373391469.webm
I'm high right now and should not be watching this. My mouth is agape.
>>701307057
Pert is a word you mongo
>>701304734
Its also shopped.
>>701304997
yep. i agree perfect body
>>701304921
Small titted girl wanting to feel better about her inadequate tits.
or
Virgin
I've fucked 10+ girls, some of the saggiest have been early 20's.
>>701305086
kinda looks like maisie williams
>>701305086
more
>>701307785
Fb links often get picked up by mods and deleted you halfwit. If you had two braincells to rub together you might know that
>>701304344
Post her face fucking faggot.
>inb4 hag looking bitch
>>701307258
what. the . fuck. why am i watching this high, and who the fuck made this and why?
>>701305152
i must bleach my eyes
>>701305266
still need an ID on this chick. Anyone know who she is?
My gf wins
THIS.
>>701308394
>>701306530
Why do you and everyone who leaves comments on porn videos say such weird, unlikely things?
>I'll bet (insert strange unlikely scenario) *fap creepily*
>>701305266
tbh i would still fuck... im ashamed
>>701308459
>>701308410
cant even see all of her body and you claim she wins the perfect body thread? p.s. apparently she fucks retards.
>>701304734
definitely. not even objectively
>>701304344
nice
>>701304300
great
>>701304785
nice
>>701305086
same as my gf, except +1 in skin tone / tits / ass
imo they both need more tits
>>701306241
objectively applies here
i like fit women tho..
>>701306673
wow.
>>701307192
ruined
>webm's a tad 2 thick but close
>>701308574
>>701307258
Wtf
>>701305266
This is for science.
When she stands up, does it all gather around her ankles... or knees?
>>701308635
>>701302774
Reminds me of the centaur chick photoshop
>>701307632
Sauce?
>>701306985
explain? im not familiar
>>701302774
>ITT anons post their favorite body and ignore any reply that isn't (you)
>>701306367
Oh she's 15?
When I thought she was 20 she was attractive, but now that you mention her age, I no longer find her features attractive. Thank you for showing me the virtuous and right path.
>not wanting to cuddle with this
>>701308602
Better than yours
>>701308896
saucefag getting salty?
>>701307560
gross
>>701306673
sierra sky <3333
>>701309080
No, just observing a pattern.
>>701309046
>>701308896
every reply would be (you)
>>701308671
u... must
..b... new... here... welcome
..now post... some tits... or... get... the fuck... out.
>>701308539
Sauce? More of this girl daaaaaaaaamn
>>701309170
>>701308376
im ok with this
>>701305266
for the love of god. i need a name
>>701308795
Been looking for this one for about a year now, thanks anon!
>>701309170
barfed a bit
fucking gross
>>701309046
You're gay then
>>701308476
where can i find more?
>>701309227
None exists, that I'm aware of.
>>701305266
How the Fuck do people still not know about this lady. The name is love randalin and watch her videos with sound off, she's bitchy as hell.
>>701309413
I wish I knew.
>>701309339
How is that gross?
>Pretty face
>Fit as fuck
>not fat
>>701309553
>Lumberjack shoulders
>>701309059
nice going making me right twice, still no full body. at best you showed us her pussy and lower torso and a face. whatchu trying so hard to hide is it her ass?
>>701308410
ignorance is bliss
>>701309083
if this is your woman i want her. can i have her? right now?
>>701309649
Do you think you could find a worse picture, maybe one where she's out of focus or there's a truck in the way?
>>701309286
>>701307668
>>701308391
Love randalin is her name
It's some kind of disease I think, i hear anons trying to be doctors all the time about it.
Lipo something I think
>>701309622
What is your body type? As in your own body? That might explain the difference of opinion
>>701308263
That's pretty damn close.
>>701307193
underrated post
>>701307258
cool story bro!
>>701309787
to do what?
>>701309820
I'm not him, I was just pointing out what he might think is wrong with her. Personally I'd tap the hell out of her, but let's be real here, most guys aren't into girls who look like they could dead life a pine tree
>>701304185
>>701309756
>>701309820
>Tell me you aren't a buff testosterone monster so I can say you have no taste in women
>>701309059
5 maybe 6/10
>>701309222
Blow me faggot
>>701308266
>>701308671
You fuckers are just now watching this? I remember seeing this 5+ years ago.
>>701310216
imagine being with her so long into a relationship and one night it gets physical after a heated argument and she kicks the fuck out of your birdcage of a body? thats sexy.
>>701307066
>>701309465
>>701310413
oh man this one is great. any more?
>>701304344
nice brah, very hot
>perfect body thread
>all these disproportion bodies with excessive muscles and fat.
>>701308615
SSSSSSAAUUUCCCEEEEEE pls
>>701310817
>>701311012
tell me theres win
>>701305099
who's thiss grill?
>>701305251
fag
0_o
>>701305868
>shoulders broader than hips
>>701310445
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!! Shes like PERFECTION.
>>701311012
They're both flat chested and shapless. I don't even have a problem with skinny girls, but at least girls like this >>701310413 or >>701310216 this actually have a curve or two; decent hips, not just a straight line down the side of the body.
>>701305266
Face is definitely a 10. Tits are a good 8, but my god her thighs are just enormous.
>>701306673
Winrar
>>701302774
Perfect? Something about like this, I suppose. Not sure if a perfect body actually exists.
>>701302774
I think this is the other
>>701305086
Isn't that pza. Tried looking her up to no aval
>>701311399
She looks like I could snap her in half at the waist, and I ain't even that strong.
>>701311919
Night Elf pussy is the best pussy.
>>701312050
That's why she's perfect. Could you imagine fucking that little twig? Just putting your cock inside of her would split her in half. That would make me harder just seeing my big cock rip her tiny little pussy open.
>>701311919
>>701312130
I mean yeah, she's hot, but why are her eyebrows so retardedly long?
everything is perfect
>>701309739
fat fridge body
>>701305099
moaaaar
>>701307400
supershooper
>>701308624
Oh sweet lawd, who?
>>701311931
nope,
amanda Marie
>>701308786
candycoated
>>701312590
Forget the model's name, but her Instagram is swedishkiller_xoxo
>>701305276
yeh she's trying to suck in her tummy which BULGES outwards while arching her back forward that seems like a reasonable statement xDDDD
fucking kill yourself kid
>>701311930
Does she suffer from some kind of condition that makes her stand like a retard?
>>701312507
What? Are you a fucking faggot or something??
>>701312711
>Fake tits
>Obvious nose job
>Caked layers of makeup
>Not showing much of her body
Literally why?
>>701310817
jezus... I could fill those girls with much fluid.
>>701307795
Isn't this the same chick?
>>701311122
Twitter/Instagram attention whore.
sakitcat/sadafcutie
>>701312697
>swedishkiller_xoxo
Morgan Hultgren
>>701312929
no tattoo
