Hello fleshlings.
I Megatron, Leader of the Decepticon army implore you to ask me questions!
>>701225866
If any humans know where i can find oil or energy to make more Energon-cubes it would be appreciated
>>701225866
How does one acquire a gf
>>701225866
>>701226196
Well in my youth I fought in the great gladiatorial pits, So generally I got fem-bots all over me, So I'd recommend you beat the scrap out of every tough fleshy in your local area and get a metal chest.
>>701225866
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>>701226558
This is a Megatron thread, Not a Galavatron thread, Beat it fleshie!
>>701226739
Ahh human politics
Personally I think Hilary Clinton is a weak maximal sympathizer, I prefer the War king himself Donald Trump, I should build a wall to keep the illegal autobot immigrants from coming to earth!
>>701225866
can I have the pussi
Hey, Why do you turn into a gun? Is it because you're a true American?
>>701225866
let me just leave this here
>>701227802
Not unless you crush it with your bare hands!
>>701225866
Fuck off robot niggers
>>701227968
No, At first I thought it would be a good idea so my Decepticon soldiers could use me as a weapon, it also made it easy for me to be transported.
>>701228225
Do you think it's a stupid idea now?
>>701227978
Disgusting.
>>701225866
Mighty Megatron, who has the Touch? and who has the Power?
>>701227978
"peace trough tyranny" isn't really a personality
>>701228301
What a weak question!
of course I THE MIGHTY MEGATRON HAVE THE POWER OF THE MATR-
damn it rodimus!!!!!
this
>>701228260
Somewhat, I might change my alternate form to a tank, BUT NOT A TRUCK MICHEAL BAY!!!
>>701228425
StarrrrrrrrSCREAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is Starscream still alive??
Why do you keep Starscream around again?
fuck u robot niggers have some porn
>>701228535
Well though he is a betraying piece of a scrap he is more useful to me alive, and I can't exactly exile him, the last time i did that HE MADE COMBATICONS!!!!
>>701228670
OK fair call, I get that.
Tell me some more about Soundwave? I've heard some rumors that he's into some weird shit.....
Think you could give Trypticon a second chance?
>>701228645
fembots please.
>>701228645
>>701228408
So when you transform from a giant huge fucking badass robot and into a Nazi Pistol that a human can hold and use, what happens to the extra mass? I feel like it breaks the laws of physics when you do that.
>>701228875
Well he likes to shove midgets, bats and cougars into his chest, But hes a loyal soldier with a dubstep voice, and his grip on me in gun mode is.... nice.
>>701229002
Not Lord Megatron, but
Dude, think tardis tech. Bigger on the inside. Who do you think Dr Who stole that tech from??
How did you feel about the Detroit Lions reciever Calvin Johnson appropriating your name as his nickname? Have your feelings changed since he retired?
>>701229002
>>701225866
What really goes down in Shockwave's lab? He got some minicon's tied up in there or something? I don't like that creepy look in his eye...
>>701229128
Which decepticon is the best one to "Bro Out" with after a long day of kicking Autobot ass??
>>701229002
Not a clue, a Cybertronian thing i suppose
>>701229431
The Drink generator of course, If you get my drift fleshling.
>>701229279
He watched over an entire planet for me for over a million years, I trust shockwave.
>>701229832
Sounds like a good time.
>>701225866
Are there any Autobots that you'd be friends with if it weren't for the differing ideaologies?
>>701230025
An extraordinary time!
>>701230042
Probably Jazz, I need more black-bot friends to appeal to today standards apparently
>>701230313
Let's go find some fembots to make this a real party!
>>701230462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0D1PpgCXs
>>701225866
Optimus can dunk. Can you!?
>>701230625
You go ahead, I'll stay here to make sure Starscream doesn't make any threads
>>701230800
PRIME!!!
>>701230938
Pfft. You jelly, Megs?
>>701231585
Now that "mighty" Megatron has been dunked on, I, Starscream, shall be OP of this thread!
>>701230799
The thing with Prowl, omg my sides!
I love this thread
>>701231666
I heard Megatron dances like a girl. Any truth to it?
>>701231666
OP Starscream??
This is bad comedy.
What does energon taste like? Also, do you let just any decepticon hold you in gun mode?
Is Hilda from hey arnold related to you?
When you and the decepticons woke up on earth before the autobots, why did you guys run away? You could have kept that awesome base for yourselves...
>>701232255
Close, but the real secret is that Megatron was a fembot all along!
>>701232289
As said earlier, fuck Galvatron. His first appearance was the exact point the franchise jumped the shark.
>>701232426
1: It tastes like energon, Human I haven't consumed anything else.
2: Yes she is my distant cousin
3: Because teletran one could not connect to Decepticon archives and communications and my tinder acou- I MEAN decepticon communications... *Hem*
>>701232495
Nah, it was about 15 mins before that, when they killed off most of the generation 1 characters to boost sales of gen2
>>701232442
NEVER thats completely idiotic
>>701232289
Foolish Galvatron! Even if you strike me down now, I shall return more powerful than ever!
>>701225866
Be honest... Kremzeek came out of your ass, right?
>>701232671
I guess I held out hope for that 15 mins that they would get repaired or something. 10 year old me didn't catch on that they were getting killed off.
Once Megatron was changed into Galvatron I realized that a piece of my childhood was now gone.
>>701232802
You'll have to do better than that, Megat-DUMB!
>>701233270
No comment
What ever happened to Kremzeek? He was kinda like your son, right?
I miss that little scamp
>>701233323
Devastator, Menacor could you please get this scrap out of my optics line of sight
>>701233519
Frankly, He pissed me off
>>701225866
Umm...can I be part of your, uh.. Deceptitrons?
>>701233272
Yeah. It was a fucking stupid decision, i wonder what kike in marketing convince mattel it was a good idea anyway.
the backlash was huge, and they had to go right back to making gen1 bots anyway, as noone gave a fuck about most of gen2
And all the reboots have heavily focussed on gen1 bots anyways.
The only good thing about the movie was wheezing, heav6 breathing Orson Wells as Unicron.
>>701234088
Cykill, Same as last millennium NO GOBOTS
>>701234088
Megatron fucked up Cy-Kill in the gladitorial pits before the decepticons were even a thing. So no.
Also, fuck the Go-Bots, they sucked.
>>701225866
what does starscream's ass feel like?
>>701225866
Hey Megatron, you tired of big tooled autobots stealing your fembots? How can Deceptebois compete?
>>701228918
>>701234364
By simply being a Deceptiman.
>>701234174
But I got off the hard stuff. It's only astroweed from now on. I swear to primus!
I know I've been here too long when I find myself thinking "I need to organise my robot porn better"
>>701234694
NO MEANS NO CY-KILL!!!
>>701229240
Still waiting on an answer to this one, Megatranny.
>>701234656
need moar
>>701225866
weould you take that premium optimus cock up your ass?
>>701225866
do people get you confused with metatron very often?
>>701235111
sorry mate that's all I got of her
Starscream is better
>>701235472
looks like optimus agrees
>>701234947
>>701235002
>>701234656
>>701234298
please, Keep that Homo-bot stuff away from me, Disgusting pro trails of my amazing Decepticon army!
>>701235908
make me, you giant metal cuck
>>701235908
Someone is a bit too offended. You a closet case Mr. Tron?
>>701235028
FINE! I didn't want to be a Decepticrap anyway!! I hope you get reformatted into a Vulcan!
>>701236062
May you all burn in 404
>>701236263
But before I go my friend would like to finish off this thread
>>701236263
>>701236354
OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HELLO EVERYONE I'M MEGATRON FROM THE FUTURE!!! YESSSSSSS
>>701236409
why does your chestplate have dildos sticking out the top?
>>701236409
OLD MEGATRON HAD TO GO BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE YOU AUTO-GAYS, OH YESSSSSSSS
>>701236247
Looks like it's suicide again for me...
>>701236495
I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO MEET MY FRIEND ASWELL HE'LL LOVE YOU GUYS
>>701236538
WHEELIE SAY, WE FIND NEW FRIENDS TODAY
>>701236575
AND ALL I HAVE TO SAY
IS YOUR ALL REALLY GAY
>>701236633
BUT THATS O.K
BECAUSE TODAY WE ALL PLAY
>>701236633
>>701236409
Silence!
I think the gay-sayers are gone, You two Cyber-Tumors can go.
Sheepbots!
When will you realise, both sides of cybertronian politics are lies!
The autobot vs decepticon 2 party system is just a way to distract you from the real issues, by your real masters!
The (((quintessons))) have been manipulating the cybertronians for millenia behind the scenes, creating war after pointless war for profit!
Gas the quintessons, bot war now!
>>701236823
Oh look, the internet made it to Cybertron.
>>701236823
LIES
>>701236823
SILENCE
>>701236934
>the noses knowses
>>701236823
THE FUCK GOOD IS IT GONNA DO TO GAS US ANYWAY, WE DON'T BREATHE
>>701237136
YOU!
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
YOU QUINTS DON'T HAVE RIGHTS!!!!
>>701236787
>>701237240
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>701237240
do you realize what you have done?!?!?!??!?!?!?
>>701237210
BLOW IT OUT YOUR EXHAUST PIPE FAGTRON
>>701237404
>>701237240
YOU IDIOTS YOU'VE RELEASED A ANCIENT EVIL THAT WILL CONSUME US ALL!!!!
>>701237451
GOOD
>>701225866
Are you a fag?
MEGATRON, UNKNOWN MASS DETECTED IN SPACE!!!!
>>701237451
>>701237451
>>701237451
>>701237451
>>701237451
>>701237451
>>701225866
how do you do this fine day?
>>701237746
HERE IT COMES
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>701237819
>>701237819
>>701237970
you guys it's all right, it's just a unicorn
>>701237041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaMrcSHoETA
megatron? you still there bud?
>>701237970
MEGATRON!
For this threads unruled filth! I SHALL DESTROY YOUR RETCHED HOME PLANET OF CYBERTRON AND EARTH AND ALL OF 4CHAN KIND!!!!!!!!
>>701237970
Might as well get drunk.
>>701238315
>>701238362
>>701238412
time to fap
>>701238412
>>701238559
>>701238345
>>701238561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4GaPcLgOs
Holy shit guys its.... its Orson Wells!
>>701238725
BRAAARRR! FROZEN PEAS!
>>701238703
>>701238725
YOUUUURRR TIMMMMMEEEE ISSSS ENNNNNDDDDINNNNGGG OFFFF YOUUUURRR REEEETTTTTCHEEEEDDD HOMMMEEE WEEEEBBBBBSITTTTTEEE OF 4CHAN, YOU SHALL WITNESS ITS D I S M E M B E R M E N T
>>701238653
I'll punch Unicron right in his stupid mouf...*hiccup
>>701238345
hi guys can I drink with you?
>>701226558
mfw i realize galvatron is just a reskin of megatron and no actual changes to inner hardware were made.
>>701238898
LIGHT OUR DARKEST HOUR!!!!
>>701239090
What? The fuck!?
>>701239090
WHAT?! NOOO!!!
/B/tards I don't feel so good
>>701239258
oh shit
>>701229266
>newfag cant crop proper
>>701239258
>>701239394
BWWAAHHHHHHHH
>>701239258
That's right. Come get some...
>>701239554
Well hes dead....
Party???
>>701239774
Party!
>>701239554
Sweet, he's dead. Can we get a franchise reboot? Maybe with Michael Bay directing?
>>701239955
no fucking way
>>701237970
>>701225866
S'up.
Nice dubs you have there, Megatron.
>>701240114
it'd be such a shame if this became a Gary Thread.
this has been an epic thread, thank you OP
>>701240301
STARSCREAM HERE,
THIS IS NOW A GARY THREAD
REPEAT,
THIS IS NOW A GARY THREAD
>>701240570
>>701240821
STARSCREAM AGAIN
SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS, THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD
>derailing a thread that has already shot its wad
>>701241103
My thoughts exactly. Time to go.
>>701241208
yup. it's been real y'all
>>701241208
NO! THE DESU WILL BRING BACK THE SPARK!
