Might have been too much of a gamble. Did I mess this up /b/ros?
Help
>>701200391
i meant in my dreams baby
>>701200671
You ruined it
>>701200671
Send her this picture of Harambe normies love it
can i see the first part of the messages
>>701200671
I'm trying to save it
>>701200391
you text like a retarded faggot, stop using fucking smiley faces and shit
Use this :v , instead of emojis
>>701201483
you are an uncultured faggot, emojis drop panties everywhere
>>701201354
Rip
>>701201588
/Thread
>>701201354
You dun fucked it up. Good job.
>>701201354
>>701200671
>>701200391
cringing so hard
You blew it fam. You blew it.
>>701201354
Nice way to remain a virgin
>>701201354
You really think you're smooth, huh? Haha. Oh you are not getting anything from her dude. Nada...
>>701201354
Holy fuck did I do it? What do I say from here?
>>701201354
Hahahahahahahahahahah
How can you fail 3 consecutive times, this is insane
>>701202029
Forgot pic
>>701201319
>>701201354
Dude your already fucked just go with this
>>701202139
Super Slut confirmed
>>701202139
So she was nine shots in when you two started talking? Dude, she was drunk. She's probably regretting talking to your corny ass now.
>>701202139
you are a moron. done fucked up. delete the number. move on being a virgin.
>>701200391
ANON is here YESSSSSS. Newfag isn't a fag. well done newfag, well done
>>701202139
Just fucking say you want to take her for dinner/a drink and see where it goes from there. Jesus Christ, and stop using those fucking smileys. I can't believe she's still replying.
>>701202364
Wasn't actually me. This is some random number from the reaction thread. I texted this and she replied.
>>701202139
I need some more pictures to see me through until I see you at monarch. Got the blues like you wouldn't believe.
>>701202455
Anons give advice so she doesn't bail. It's late in the morning or the night. Teach this anon. use the smileys she probably likes it
>>701202591
This?
>>701202582
Can confirm, another anon posted her nearly nudes in a reaction thread and gave her number as a reward for tripps about an hour ago.
Objective here isn't to help a cringe lord get laid, it's to trick a slut into nudes.
>>701202591
??? Is this good?
>>701202839
I was in original thread what pic was it
>>701202839
He speaks the truth
>>701202878
Send it, i was about to head to the store for munchies don't fuck it up
>>701202914
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1472192547018.jpg
i didnt feel like saving it
>>701202914
Didn't save it. Brunette with tits out and grey panties pulled nearly away from pussy.
>>701202878
Needs more smileys
Mod's 404'd back up thread
>>701203030
>>701202878
Sent it... Waiting for a reply
>>701202878
Send it
>>701202878
>i've got the blues
damn boy's butter with the wemon
>>701203155
Well done. Very nice pic indeed, wouldn't you agree
>>701203263
Holy sht this is so bad. Is this real life
>>701203366
yes and sick roll man
>>701203366
Is this just fantasy?
If she sends nudes /b/ Wins tonight we shall party through the streets and parade for 22 nights to come
>>701203263
stop with the emojis
stop calling her baby
dont text her more than she texts you
>>701203263
fuck your autistic.
but I guess big daddy has the blues
To keep your eyes busy until nude pops up
>>701203263
Holy shit, got the reply. What does this mean... Is she bout to tell me to fuck off?
>>701203436
Caught in a landslide...
>>701203436
caught in a landslide , no escape from reality
>>701203578
could be about to get shit on
>>701200391
op is the biggest beta fag, this shit is cringey as fuck to read kys
>>701203578
I'd bet she's gonna turn you down but go for it OP.
>>701203593
No escape from reality!
>>701203578
Yes, say yess newfag. And we shall part for 22 nights. "Say of course baby"
>>701203593
No escape from reality...
>>701203578
This is too easy
"Whatever you want to show off. I just need to see exactly what I'm getting myself into."
NO FUCKING EMOJIS
>>701203578
yes, she is.
>>701203578
now you blew it for good
>>701203578
It's a trap.
"No I want to see that smile and those cute dimples"
Just roll with it the winky face is good
You're talking to a dude who posted his own number in the thread lmaoooo
my god, this is painful to read.
>>701203436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3_0Pky8vVg
Get to the point, she obv hates playing games... tell her you want to plow her asap
>>701203593
No escape from reality
>>701203578
this one op >>701203705
>>701203536
oh big daddy has the blues like you wouldn't believe!!
>>701203720
LISTEN TO ANON BUT DONT SAY DIMPLES WHAT IF SHE DOESNT HAVE. LISTEN TO THIS ANON SAY I WANT TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SMILE
>>701203720
this. say some corny shit op, add some bandages to that sinking ship
>>701203789
open your eyes
>>701203789
Open your eyes
>>701203705
Should I go with this?
>>701203728
Or this?
>>701203705
Was it really show messages
Look up to the skies and seeeeee
>>701203578
troll thread confirmed
>>701203914
Top one
>>701203867
Look up to the sky and see
>>701203705
THIS
>>701203914
Just of your face to refresh my memory, and so that I can have a little bit of target practice before I can get the real thing.
>>701203950
I'm just a poooor booooy
>>701203578
She likes bold moves. "Hell yeah, let me get them pics. I'll definitely owe you more shots and maybe something else." Then put a winking emojii or some other gay shit like that.
Or something to that effect.
>>701203914
SAY YOU WANT TO SEE HER SMILE NEWFAG LISTEN FIRST THEN YOU SHALL ACHIEVE
>>701203883
look up to the skies and see
>>701203914
Send her this
>>701203914
do you also go to /b/ asking for help regarding where to put your dick in a girl?
>>701203914
Go with
>>701203705
This
>>701203914
with the 1st one
>>701203914
The NO EMOJIS one, you talk like a puss OP
>>701203914 as long as u dont use emojis either one is fine
>>701203914
Stop fucking smiling and call her pet names retard
>>701204009
I need no sympathy!
>>701201354
holy shit what are you doing ?
>thinking anything you say at this point will save
U dun fukt up, kiddo
These emojis make me cringe so hard
>>701204162
Because I'm easy come, easy go
In before your mom dies in her sleep reply
>>701204162
Because I'm easy come, easy go
>>701204216
Little high little low
>>701204096
these fucking emojis
>>701204216
Little high, little low.
>>701204180
nah we can save it if he listens to me
>>701203705
MAMA OOOOOOOWWWOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>701204272
Fuck you
>>701204254
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
YOU FUCKED OP, I COULD BE EATING NACHOS AND DRINKING MTWN DUE-YOU HAVE DELAYED MY MUNCHIES TRIP DAMN YOU NOT I HAVE TO STAY TO CURSE YOU OUT
>>701204254
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>701204315
Mama, just killed a man
op will get nudes, screen cap this.
>>701204234
Fuck off
>>701203263
> 14 emojis
> winking ones
> being desperate for pictures
> not reading her indifference
stop. *slap* WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
>>701204364
Put a gun against his head
>>701204254
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to meee! To me...
>>701204315
>>701204322
JUST KILLED A MAN
>>701204273
>OP's sudden change in diction
>his sudden lack of emoji
No way in hell she won't think something's up
This shit is fake as fuck
check my dubs
>>701204420
Put a gun against his head!
gimma da booty
This is now a bohemian rhapsody thread
>>701204408
>*slap*
Congrats on doubling the cringe in this thread
Fake or trolled, either way this thread is shit.
OP post the message and pic as well so it's truth
>>701204423
don't assume she's intelligent yet, this is a grill after all
>>701204096
>inb4 reply to this post or your mom dies tonight
>>701204420
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTE-O OF A MAN
>>701204481
shut up
>>701204484
Pulled the trigger now he's dead!
I will get dubs
>>701204484
Pulled the trigger now he's dead
>>701204234
really dude
>>701204559
nice job dude :)
op is dead and thread is dead
jog on
>>701204559
ahahah he actually got dubs ??
>>701204512
SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE, will you do the Fandango?
>>701204096
Got a reply. Thank this /b/ro because he just saved the thread. >>701203705
Now I really need your help guys. As you can tell, I'm shit at this. I'm going to need every bit of coaching possible.
>>701204559
Fucking faggot
>>701204567
Mama, life had just begun
>>701204506
why ?
>>701204628
Totally
>>701204567
Mama, life had just begun
>>701204658
dood call her.
>>701204649
Thunder bolt and lightning, very very frightening to me
>>701204658
What the fuck
Are women so stupid that this shit works?
>>701204658
Sext her op
>>701204658
"if you want to get the goods"
fuck this culture.
>>701204658
"Let me see that smile so I have something to work with"
>>701204581
I didn't invoke it, I called it as op's endgame. This thread would end so much better as a troll
>>701204658
>youre going to have to talk me up to it first
im going to bed fuck this
>>701204658
>not your personal coaching team
>>701204658
WE NEED PROOF WE ALL HAVE THE NUMBER REMOBE "/B GIRL" SO WE CAN SEE NUMBER. LET THE TRUTH SHINE OR OP IS A FAGGOT
>>701204658
how about I just tongue punch your fart box, give you the ol' lickaroo, and we can wipe our hands clean of all semen later.
>>701204658
Do you know how big a legit 8.5 inches is?
>>701204658
I wanna kiss your bewbs
Stick with the emojis bro, it keeps it playful. Don't listen to these virgins you are doing good. Continue as u were
>>701204658
please end this here obvious fucking troll
>>701204658
again easy go for the kill
"Look we both know where this is going to go. We are going to flirt and act interested in each other. Lets just skip that. I want you to show me what you are proud of."
>>701204658
delete the number and move on with virginity.
>>701204729
(GALILEO) GALILEO.
>>701204658
>I really need your help guys I'm going to need every bit of coaching possible.
And you're asking people who go on /b/?
>>701204658
OP, could be fucking with you, I say abort/ tone it down now.
REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT. WANT TO TEST THE ODDS? IF YOU LOVE YOUR MOMMY REPLY TO THIS. IF DUBS THEN YOU WILL BE IMMUNE TO THIS, IF TRIPS MY MOM WILL DIE, I NEED MY MOM IM A NEET AND WILL BE HOMELESS IN 2 . 3 SECONDS
TEST ME, DONT REPLY AND YOUR MOM WONT COME BACK FROM THOSE ARRANDS
>>701204839
GALILEO GALILEO
>>701204567
Mama! Life had just begun!
>>701204893
kys
Thunderballs and lighting very very frightning
>>701204893
No Image anon ?
>>701204807
i thought you were a plebe at first good call, but this is still a troll thread.
op post /b girl contact screen shot so we can prove that it's (970) 773-8464
>>701204893
FUCK OFF
You guys know that you're all getting trolled? Read the conversation, none of it makes any sense.
Do you really think any girl responds to a bunch of gibberish and emojis with nudes? Some dude she met 9 drinks deep she's going to send nudes to?
Y'all niggas gettin trolled hard.
>>701204807
kek this guy thinking he's so alpha. that shit wont work
>>701204950
Thunderballs huh, that is pretty frightening
>>701204999
Trips of truth
OP
>>701204658
"if you were a fruit you'd be a FINEAPPLE! *kissyface**laughingcat**pineapple*"
>>701204893
fuck
>>701204903
GALILEO FIGARO-O-O-O
>>701204807
Chicks don't work like that yo!
>source = marriage
>>701204893
fuck off
>>701204807
I want to go for this. Fuck playing games. This is too much work for mediocre nudes.
>>701204893
ok sir
>>701205098
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
>>701205152
Do it, thats the best response
>>701205138
There is your issue. You got married.
>>701205032
I don't think I'm alpha but getting nudes is really fucking easy.
>>701204791
roll
>>701205152
Basically trying to stick it in dry through a text
later bud
>>701205152
dont do it you fucking moron, that kind of shit works only on extremely fat and desperate girls, and even for those this is too pushy
>>701205152
Inb4 she laughs at you and stops replying
>>701205152
Do it faggot
>>701205138
You'd be surprised /b/ro, some girls are total sluts
OP hop on the ship it's about to take off it's called "Fagger-Daggery-doo"
>>701205152
I hope you get hit by a bus faggot.
>>701205152
Just type "tits" and you'll get them.
>>701205152
i have faith in u
>>701204999
Bro, do you even read? This shit is a continuation of a thread where another btard gave her nudes and number. This guy never met her, we're coaching him to get nudes. Fuck, I know reading is a lost art and all, but this is a text bases site.
Nice trips though.
Also: BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY!!!
>>701205229
Truth
>>701205229
>>701205231
You two must be really ugly for that not to work
>>701201354
You know where it was what the fuck?
Why would you do that? What possibly could have made you think that sounded smooth? Did you hear it in a movie? You know movies are scripted, right? The women are written to respond to that. Real human beings do not respond to that. Now pick up your fucking spaghetti, go cry into your pillow and start over tomorrow. You're done for tonight.
>>701205212
show your tattoo.
>>701204999
Checked and true. Trips don't lie.
>>701205307
I have to agree with anon here
>>701204789
This
>>701205307
tepkok tell me more, chad, tell me more
>>701205152
Just cut all of that shit out and say "Well, what are you proud of?" That isn't pushy enough to laugh at your faggot ass.
>>701205152
Welp, now we can only wait.
>>701205433
This is legit advice tbh
Fuck it, Anon if she doesn't send you another nude in the next 10 minutes, tell her how you got her number and send her her own tits back.
>>701204893
O no
>>701205510
Noob.
>>701205510
you are the textbook definition of a beta-male
>>701205510
>>701205337
Not everyone on /b/ is a faggot virgin neckbeard. pic is tattoo faggot
>>701205372
finally someone who isnt retarded>>701205372
>>701205510
send a pic of ur asshole
>>701205307
there you go, wannabe alpha >>701205510
>>701205510
AHAHAHA FAGGOT
I told you
>>701205510
fucking retard
>>701205510
>>701205510
way to go dumbass, i was actually pulling for you and you do this shit. faggot
>>701205546
OP I WASTED 3HR OF MY LIFE AND YOU FAILED DO THIS RIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH DO WHAT ANON SAID
>>701205510
Fail.
>>701205510
Rekt
>>701205635
Fukken saved that image
>>701205546
this
The Beelzebub is hocking on the side for me for meeee
Send her this, your last hope
>>701205510
And that's all folks
>>701205604
i wasn't looking for proof lol was interested in the tattoo lol.
>>701205615
her blues reply was long before i showed up
but nice try
>>701205726
Send her another dick pic
I'm sure that'll work
>>701205721
Do it anon it's a decent cock
>>701205726
your fault for listening to wannabe ass 15 yyear old /b/ alphas you stupid fuck
>>701205726
send her own tits to her and explain how you got the number
>>701204893
Fucking fuck
now post her # so we can text her and tell her she fucked up
>>701205726
Might as well send a picture of your dick. Not like it can get any worse.
>>701205835
this
>>701205726
say word i didn't remember your name anyways
>>701205152
No you cucker
>>701205726
Idiot. You have nothing to lose now. Hit her with the "Come on baby quit playing hard to get and gimmie a shot of them milk duds".
>>701205510
you should have write something like:
get
{
return tits;
}
or
getTits();
you fucked it all up...
>>701205726
"How about that" is her leaving the door open. Talk her up, faggot
>>701205835
Number is wayyyyy up there on this thread go look
>>701205726
> how's that
NO! You do NOT get to ignore me or write me off. I have tried so hard for you, and if you don't deliver me the goods I will come to your house and murder your whole family, then I rape you!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE TITTIEOLI
>>701205835
(970) 773-8464
>>701205906
this
>>701205925
same
>>701205828
this
