Ask a Bandido anything
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Ask a Bandido anything
you arent full fledged?
>>701180966
Probationary
>>701180966
check this fake biker
fuck your colors mang
>>701180769
red and white for life fuck boy
>>701181043
Forgive me of my ignorance but does probationary mean youre still being indoctrinated?
>>701181046
>>701180769
good point
do you actually have a bike?
Why do you brag about being "one-percenters" while at the same time you publicly insist that you're just an ordinary club of biking enthusiasts?
>>701181631
pics of bike with timestamp op
>>701180769
post some proof or GTFO
>>701181355
AFFA 81 Hellgate
>>701180769
why do you guys like hanging around a bunch of other dudes? you gay, fagget?
>>701182295
Stop getting your info from tv shows and you might find out
>>701180769
Does it feel bad knowing you'll always be the Hell's Angels' bitches?
My pops was a 69er. So fuck you OP.
>>701182792
Kek. Avoiding questions, much?
>>701180769
I'm not a Bandido, but I do ride with a lot of them. What kind of bike do you have?
>>701182821
>>701182516
>>701181355
AFFA, can confirm OP is my bitch
>>701183008
Hes got a honda
how many of your friends died
>>701183008
Why be a hang around you pussy?
>>701183111
checked, trips don't lie
Why are you not an Outlaw?
>>701180769
do you see yourself as a Jax or as a Tig of your motorcycle gang?
>>701180769
Why do you pretender faggots spit instead of swallow?
>>701180769
You're not a bandido. Your daddy is.
How's Jock these days?
>>701180769
Is it true that all Bandidos are gay? Not "full homo" homo but just "no homo" type of homo.
>>701182821
Holy shit does that pic make me hate Baby Boomers. (Pic unrelated).
Milperra never happened
What really happened in Waco? How many cops were wearing your colors?
Post your bike fuck stain
How can I find a local chapter? The local hog group are pussies beyond belief...
>>701180769
Why don't you become a hells angel like based chuck zito? If you're going to live your life as a degenerate piece of shit you should surround yourself with the cream of the crop of degenerate pieces of shit
>>701180769
why not join a real club there m8?
The ATF-E is now actively monitoring this thread.
>>701183111
anyone wanting the word angel on there back is a faggott nut shaker who loves taking it in the ass by some dudes in fake leather.
>>701183990
OH yes, we know you hate baby boombers, Jews, anything of value. This is the lefty mantra. Wow, is this absolutely no surprise to anyone, ever.
>>701185481
they monitor every thread on 4chan u idiot
>>701185765
Says the faggot living in his mama's house
I actually know some Bandidos. Cool fucking guys, they usually come to the bar I frequent on Friday nights. Surprisingly friendly and fun guys to drink with, but I wouldn't fuck with any of them. What state are you in, OP?
>>701186017
i cant fit in those tiny shoes you have there sean
>>701185970
>boombers
boomers
How did it feel to lose the war against the Hells Angels in Quebec ?
>>701186107
seattle
How does it feel to be in a gang when you're over 35 y.o.?
>>701186107
Not op but so cal here everyone knows the hells angels are numero uno, number #1 then the mongols, then vagos everyone else is dog shit
>>701180769
why are bikers such closeted homos?
>>701186275
There are no bandidos in Seattle bandidos are a southwest & Florida group op confirmed lying faggot
>>701186275
Ah, the glorious state of Seattle.
>>701186624
They're all over canada you dumb fuck.
>>701186309
They actually make a ton of money selling drugs and guns and prostitution...'the spic leader of the mongols had a huge house in corona, ca that was of course before the FBI got his dumb spic ass
>>701186782
the state of seattle... in canada
>>701186782
Canada ain't Seattle you illiterate faggot... Plus you haven't answered any questions... You sure are dumb enough to be a real biker.
>>701186892
>bandidos are a southwest and florida group
fuck outta here dumbass
>>701186202
It's true how did it feel to get fucking wrecked in south easten ontario as well you fucking cuck. You honestly thought you could cap the drug trade route by taking over Kingston Ontario and Hull/Ottawa then got fucking raped by the HA. It was actually really funny watching you fucking punk ass bitches either die or conform. GET FUCKING DESTROYED!
>>701186624
your outta your damn mind the south is outlaw country hells angels and banditos have northern territory and mongols out west faggott. nigger i live in seattle
>>701185970
>lefty mantra
>hates jews
idontthinksotim.jpg
>>701187040
see this post dumb fuck>>701187105
>>701180769
Have you ever gangbanged a bitch? I know raping women is common for bikers...'have you ever raped a bitch? Shared a bitch? Ever tell your bitch "go fuck my buddy?" Serious question I know women are worth shit to bikers
Setting your sights high to join a group known for criminal activity. What a way to make yourself and others miserable. Nice.
>>701180769
Post nude pics of casey
ARE YOU ALL FUCKING RETARDED!?!?! The bandidos did a mass expansion in between 2009-2012 then got patched over in Canada after fucking with to many natives and HA territory FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES YOU IGNORANT FUCKING CUCKS!
>>701187485
You seem really excited for whatever reason. Just calm down and tell us how it happened.
>>701187485
Oh I think I would know considering I fucking fed the HA information about there take over in south eastern ontario for a good sum of drugs. Eat shit and die you fucking poser biker morons.
S.o.s is scarier man
>>701186782
clearly he is trolling that kid knows squat
Seems stupid to belong to a gang that prides itself on being the criminal 1%, and have a patch of a dumb fat mexican for your mascot.
Is this really as good as it gets?
>>701187485
nobody cares faggot.
81
>>701186892
Just saying its safe to assume its two different people
>>701187666
Long story short information is worht more then anything else in this world and these fucking retards thought they could come through any city with a populace of under 150k and just make it there drug pool. They are actually half the reason METH became an epidemic in Ottawa. I would gladly shit on the grave of a didio and I do't even have a patch or sorta loyalty to any organization.
>>701187292
you dont have any choice in the matter you must share. bros over hoes
>>701180769
Bandildos are fucking Queer. Join a Real MC fucknut.
SYLO
>>701187797
yeah he's fake as fuck
>>701187105
Literally having a fat dirty spic as your mascot.. God I hope trump deports your dumb degenerate ass
>>701181043
so you only pretend to be a tough guy who rides a motorcycle?
which part is pretense?
are you pretending to be tough?
do you stand around actually being tough while pretending to ride a motorcycle?
or are you a wimpy faggot who pretends to ride a motorcycle?
>>701187976
I bet OP is getting fucking butt hurt as we speak and is texting any little faggot that smokes green with with a computer to find out how I know this shit and why I am talkingit. GL Queers!
>>701187485
>fucking with to many natives and HA territory
>to many natives
So, this group doesn't really use English, so they're like niggers that aren't?
Do you feel embarrassed and ashamed that this is as good as it gets?
>>701180769
Why are you guys such faggots? Both you and HA have been in my town for years and you're just fucking bitches
>>701187768
Indeed
>>701188255
YAH GOT PATCHED OVER AND SHIIIIIIIIT ONNNNN!
>>701188148
not claiming shit dumbass
81
>>701187976
I don't blame you for wanting to rid your town of people that push meth. Education for those that are considering using meth is better. It works like immunity to stupid ideas.
>>701188088
What's the most humiliating thing you've seen a biker do to a woman? Have you ever seen a biker give his bitch to another biker like property "she's yours now?"
If a bandido/bandida has a kid with someone from HA, will their offspring be a Bagel?
>>701188096
This. ADIOS
>>701188363
OK, so what is with you? 81
Does your system type 81 after your posts automatically, and you simply cannot make it stop?
>>701188643
Hell's Band-Aid
>>701188148
so assuming anyone wearing a pancho is a spic? what a retard
>>701180769
So, I'm looking for some good heroin, where should I look or who should i start asking?
>>701188643
Let's all take a moment to respect the god tier mc symbol based hella angels scull
>>701188968
niggers in chicago
>>701188968
Just go up to the first guy you see with a vest and demand your free sample...
>>701188594
I am not joking when I say this but the Didos are responsible for most of the Meth Episodemic in Ontario. It's easier to find meth then weed here now.
>>701188827
>so assuming anyone wearing a pancho is a spic? what a retard
Poncho?
Ok.. so that wasn't what he said in that post. he was noticing the fat dumb mexican mascot that would be shameful to wear, because it looks stupid no matter how tough or stupid you think you are - you look like an ignoramus.
Do biker gangs really make most of their money running guns from lax law states to restrictive states?
>>701186624
That's not true at all, I got tattooed by a bandido in Everett and I've seen them on thr freeways near Marysville . Maybe not Seattle but still in the PNW.
>>701189030
I believe skull is written with a k. Also, what skull has lips?
>>701189094
Weed is mostly harmless
The same cannot be said about meth
>>701189030
*cough* Pussies *cough*
>>701189068
but I live in commiefornia bomrade
>>701186892
>State of Seattle
>State
>Seattle
mfw
>>701189030
>>701180769
I truly hope someday you run into a guy like Sonnie from a Bronx tale and get beat to death . You're pure degenerate scum and I wish you a painful death
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H_lijLYuw-o&vidve=5727&autoplay=1
>>701189336
That patch is probably more stupid looking than the fat dumb mexican. HA at least tries to look less childish.
>>701189336
ABOUT DAMN TIME
>>701189207
bikes seem like a really bad way to smuggle anything
sure, they're great at outrunning cop cars, but there's not much carrying capacity
>>701189094
Why are you talking about meth?im sure you guys make a fortune... I asked what's the worst you've seen a woman humiliated? Thanks
>>701189874
I just didn't want to embarrass you by talking about your mom
Fucking Fairytale Thread.
>>701189833
40 KILOS AT 25,000 A PIECE U DO THE MATH (DAR A DUH NOT MUCH CAPACITY BOSS A DUHDUH)
>not posting the most superior MC in the world
>>701189604
kek
Rob Schnieder
>>701190111
Looking for U
>>701190130
>most superior
Jeebus... It's no wonder they join MCs. They can't spell or write.
>>701190130
LOL
>>701190111
Someone actually took the their time on this one.
>>701180769
All motorcycle gang symbols look like shitty division 3 college football team mascots ... You guys are literally retarded to think these look bad ass on your backs... Everyone laughs at you fags
>>701190408
M'kay
>>701189991
Exactly the IQ level I expected from a biker. You're a follower bro
>>701190777
Checked
>>701188795
what is the 8th letter of the alphabet?
what's the 1st?
81 = HA
HA = Hells Angels
fucking noob
>>701180769
I wouldnt be calling yourself anything while you're a nom fuckwit
Old cunt here but used to ride with the Nomads and counted Allan Sarkis as a close friend
you're a fuckin pretender cunt and I bet you don't even own a Harley
I met up with an escort on Craigslist at a hotel once. She gave me meth and it was my first time trying it.
We hanged out and fucked for a few hours. I gave her $300 and then rode home. Later I was losing my head on meth and went back to the hotel wanting to see her again... and I stayed downstairs outside on my bike.
A taxi pulls in front of me with 4 big dudes, I turned my engine on, put my helmet on and bailed as soon as they all stepped out at once.
I became friends with the escort for a bit, and smoked a bit more meth. She wanted me to be her driver and post ads online for her... but that never happened. A few weeks later I got a call from her later asking to deliver her some pizza and visit, little did I know she lost the plot and the place I came to was a Bandidos hideout/abandoned unit or whatever the fuck. I took a picture of the map that was in there when she was sleeping and it had all these circled locations with marker inked on it saying "SYLB"
Lucky I left the place soon enough, otherwise I would have gotten into some serious shit with the wrong people.
>>701189283
you need glasses dipshit.
>>701183521
>Not picking Chibs
Do what jax did at the end of the show m8
>>701191025
>what is the 8th letter of the alphabet?what's the 1st?81 = HAHA = Hells Angels
what is the 8th letter of the alphabet?
what's the 8th?
88 = H8
HH = Heil Hitler
For all the other retards
>>701190123
compare how much you can pack into a bike with how much you can load into the body of a sedan
>>701180769
are niggers allowed in the club?
>>701191314
I'll take your door off it's fucking hinges, you pretender cunt
>>701191527
thanks /b/ro
>>701191848
Why do you screenshot these? Are you too stupid to know how an imageboard works? Jesus bikers are short bus of organized crime
>>701180769
>Ask a Bandido
If you're probationary then you're not a Bandido.
An actual striker would never refer to himself as such.
go to bed, clown
>>701180769
please come to Ramona, CA.
>we are over run by pussy bikers. Their are always 12 harleys at starbucks... its a rural town totally shameful.
>we also have these "sober riders, ride with christ" faggots
oh and no hells angels or real bikers to put these pussies in their place.
ive got 1/2 a mind to learn to ride just so i can take harleys from these pussies
>>701190777
LMAO. "HELLS ANGELS" "PAGAN'S"
Seems like not knowing how to use an apostrophe and being a faggot are mandatory prerequisites for joining.
Enjoy being pissed on when you get your colours, Having a knock-kneed toothless hillbilly with HPV sucking your dick while you pretend you're the man, briefly selling meth and going to prison.
>>701181531
ya prospects are lower than dog shit
>>701186275
what part of seattle? 360 bitch lets meet up
>>701192907 Meet this guy. So you can have the shit beaten out of you for saying you're a bandido when you're only a prospect.
>>701180769
why didnt you join a real M.C.? pic VERY related
>>701180769
What chapter are u from?
>>701192907
please wreck op for me
Tampa chapter here bro.
>>701193721
Did u get recruited or join?
>>701193721
tampa chapter what?
>>701193721
WHO IS HE CALLING BRO WE GOT LIKE 4 MC'S REPRESENTED IN THIS THREAD
VERY BUDDYS A BIKE IN THIS THREAD BUNCH OF FAGGOTS
>>701193721
tampa chapter of what?
>>701194346
TROLLING HE IS
>>701192907
EAT SHIT NIGGER
>>701194462
thanks yoda
Boozefighters
I'd rather be in MS-13.
>>701194761
Pussybitch
tango blast here
>>701194761
spic
>>701191371
Jesus fuck whenever I start a show you fuckers have to spoil it
>>701181355
fucking maggots
>>701180769
does it bother you being a piece of shit?
>>701194761
Doncha meen Mrs.-13
sonny barger laughs at all you limp dick faggots... He's literally the only biker legend
>>701195278
Yuppy cager?
>>701187976
>half the reason
Meth is an epidemic everywhere anon, the reason is that it's instantly addictive.
Odins 4 life bitch
Why's the angel riding bitch?
>>701194847
>>701195096
>>701195385
Found the trump shills.
>>701180769
How does it feel to have the government turn on you while you hide behind lawyers bleating about "rights"
>>701194196
And you all suck dicks. What ARE the odds
>>701195503
semi-yuppy sportbiker (you know, like people who actually like to ride instead of repair, polish, and wait on your buddy with the pickup to come get you)
>>701182821
Fuck the angels. ADIOS
>>701194346
Bikers and brotherhood - I ride every day rain or shine. Patched in 98.
>>701195052
bitch made ass nigger
BGD 4LIFE
>>701195752
Fuck Trump and fuck you
>>701186624
Florida is an Outlaw state faggot
>>701195892
So you can't fix your own bike you useless pussy
>>701180769
How'd you end up joining?
>>701195919
>tfw the angels are watching
>tfw theyre on their way to fuk ur bitch
>>701195497
sonny writes childrens books cuz he is a sell out pussy FTW
Why say your a Bandido and only have a proby rocker? Also, as a proby you shouldn't have a full patch anyhow, so I'm calling bullshit. Source: 210 NW San Antonio chapter, no excuses. You should know the significance of that if you know anything about the club you claim to be a part of.
>>701195633
look at the patch in the front self explanitory
Red and Gold motherfucker.
>>701196266
Shouldn't you be in bed California.
>>701196198
Well, one would imagine that he was a little faggot manlette who failed at life in every way. So to protect himself, he found the chapter with the greatest concentration of homosexuality
Now he's with like minded faggots who can't get or keep a job, who suck more dicks that a busload of OP's and then cry like little bitches when they get caught doing crime
Think of OP as being just another no shit nigga!!
>>701195892
I bet you take your bike to the shop just to change the oil
>>701196266
HA fuckin killed em
come on OP explain
>>701196431
California? Foh with that shit.
>>701196266
Hell yea. 210. 830 here.
>>701196743
I'm a 210 chapter, also live 830.
>>701180769
There only are so many "probationary " members in the country at one time... I would love if we could somehow get this to the bandidos leader and have this fag get his ass kicked for saying he's a member and making the gang look lame by posting about them on 4chan that would be glorious
>>701180769
Have you ever killed a man?
>>701180769
where the hell are you in the fight against terrorism?
have you plugged any towelheads?
>>701196431
dont avoid the question faggot
>>701196834
You probably know my buddy Ty.
>>701196956
THIS THIS THIS SO FUCKIN MUCH THIS!!!
>>701196399
Raising the poor kid in a shit life... Already has the poor little guy on a gay ass red &'gold bike and wearing faggot crocs... When he tells you he's a faggot at 14 you only have yourself to blame
>>701180769
How did it feel signing your bike over?
>>701197313
Maybe the key to getting this guy BTFO by his bandidos biker gang is this thing on the machete?
>>701180769
Ha, probationary.
>>701197174
Likely, there are a few. Black dyna?
>>701197995
Yessir. The red bike in the picture above is his too.
old retarded white people ruined what credibility bikers had dumb old cunts
>>701197904
why would you think that?
>>701198254
Then yes I do. He's good people.
Why do i have to be this guy fml. Ita a fake
>>701180769
What's it like to be a man child>
>we're a family
>we ride for life
>>701197904
its the copyright date of the logo faggot
leave the CSI shit for the TV kiddo
>>701180769
Are you in a band mister bandidos ? eks de
>>701198558
Like a brother to me. Love that dude.
>>701196058
You go and fuck Hillery.
bikers are pathetic now
>>701199140
The media has successfully popularized yet another threat to the establishment in order to disseminate anti-government mentalities among fringe groups of society.
>>701180769
Oldfag just wanted to tell the newfag he's a real fag and I hope when him and his friends die they become memes like porche girl...
>>701192282
Hells angels go give out gifts to kids on Christmas eve in Tijuana Mexico
>>701180769
Heard of them but not much just something about Canada and the U.S
Niggers like you ruin the bike scene. All the fag social media bikers. Eat a dick. And put some miles instead of typing about it
>>701199719
Oh and check em
fucking new booties don't get shit
>>701199140
>> now
they always were. faggots.
And anyone that uses _ff_ should be shot
>>701199827
nah you're the faggot Dork
Bump I want fag op to come back to get shit talked
Last bump
>>701199719
I chuckle everytime a biker becomes a smear on the road... my town has signs that say "look twice for bikers" fuck that...they are dicks and need to not be douches in the first place so I figure it's sweet karma when one dies and bonus when it's a cop
>>701199958
same
>>701180769
ITT: faggots and 1 real ass gangster (me)
>>701180769
I keep hearing that Wednesday nights you all get together and blow each other. How can I get in on that action?
>>701199921
no, you cumguzzler.
>>701200026
Your one of those texting while driving bitches aren't you
>>701200131
dork
>>701200481
homosexual
>>701199549
Nice thumbnail, learn how to save a pic retard.
81
I wouldn't come to upstate mr "bandido"
>>701200047
>>701200131
>>701200481
>>701200518
>>701194573
thats a pretty hard r there man. im not a blue gum jigaboo and im voting trump dont be threatened.
>can't grow up
>self-important infant
>want to live the cosplay lifestyle
>willing to indulge in violence and crime to make it 'serious'.
>join men's group
>uniforms
>ranks
>rules
>constant worry about getting shot or stabbed if i ride in the wrong part of the map
>go to jail for senior members
>stuck in the most corporate hierarchy that exists
anything but work for a living, huh dipshits?
>>701200047
>ass gangster
definitely
>>701201493
dem edges
>>701201698
Back in my day pussies stayed away from /b/
>>701201698
Don't you have school tomorrow?
>>701201698
Make me cum faggot.
>>701198577
doing god's work anon. Somebody had to rightclick and GIS that shit.
>>701200047
Thank goodness you would't lie on the internet to impress strangers you will never meet irl.
Protip: the real deal guys don't brag. Professionals are happy to go unnoticed.
>>701200047
Thank goodness you would't lie on the internet to impress strangers you will never meet irl.
Protip: the real deal guys don't brag. Professionals are happy to go unnoticed.
>>701202778
fuck off nigger, they call me og bob on the mean streets of west lynn oregon. suwoop
>>701202868
Bullshit I'm Bob!
>>701182792
Hey shit smear, you're the one who wanted to answer questions. Get off your lazy spic ass and earn your delusions of importance.
>>701202868
>> og bob and da cru
>>701202868
O.G.Bob!!
I.T.T.
>>701196266
Probate = probationary member
prospect = not a member
also checked...
I am bob!
do u know about the reptilian agenda?
>>701180769
Hey man im in ak 81 we fuck u up brah
I'm in the hells satans. You're all a bunch of fags compared to me. I'm cool
>>701205000
no im in ak 81 fuck u im cool af dude
>>701195580
haha sons of odins XP
>>701180769
1. how much pussy do u get? is it true lots of hot girls want to be near bikers?
2. what kind of bike do you need to hang with the 1% will any custom do or only HD? Will Indian work or a Triumph?
>>701191327
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BANDIDOS
>>701180769
Your girl scout troop still sell those pepermint chocolet cookies?
>>701205426
Suzuki 'busa nigga!
>>701183990
You really have no idea who Thompson was, do you? The man was genuinely edgier than you pussy millennials could ever pretend to be.
>>701180769
>>701180769
heard you guys have a lot of gay anal sex, true?
>>701206542
OP here.
Yeah,we're complete faggots.
>>701199140
This a cringe thread now?
>>701180769
were you at Waco when the shit went down at Twin Peaks? my bro-in-law was there, he rides with the Bandidos support group, can't remember the name?
>>701180769
whos a bandido? is that a new dildo brand or something?
>>701207090
one of the Big Four outlaw MCs
>>701180769
You guys still move weight? I'm a cook, and I'm thinking of selling to ya'll, assuming biker gangs still sell to distributors. Also, you guys have a good fun market? I know a guy looking to sell FALS, but I'm more of an AK guy.
>>701180769
I think crips and los gents eat bikers for breakfast
>>701207764
Sure you are. So am I.
