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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You can't be a furry and not be excessive
my fucking mantra
>good thing i'm not a furry
Im not furry since I dont partake in sexual intercourse.
nobody who posts that get to say that with any weight
>>701164672
where'd you pull that idea from
nobody who posts here gets to say that with any weight*
I'm very tired. Puppy.
>>701164753
All furries are sexual deviants and typically have between 5-800 partners.
you should give your puppy a nice bun
>>701164910
you are a sexual deviant, you just don't get any
>>701164993
what, you mean my butt? She can't reach that high, she's been biting the living hell out of my ankles and my fuzzy polish slippers. I'll let you know when takes a bite out of my ass because she's clearly trying
Although rare, some exceptions may apply in the +800 range.
>>701165134
i meant you should tie her ears back so it looks like she has a bun or a ponytail
>>701165134
Yes, I fall into "Neckbeard" or "Fatlus" category.
Not a furry, furries get sex.
>>701165222
that sounds exactly like the kind of silly, vaguely uncomfortable dog abuse I would practice giddily.
I will get on it whenever she decides to annoy the fuck out of me next
>>701164370
I do nothing in excess
>>701165134
Don't let any chinese people near the puppy.
>>701165337
i did it all the time with my dog.
she was a cocker spaniel mix so she had super long ears. didn't much care if you did anything with them, so she had many fashionable hair styles
>>701165329
these things overlap
also you're skinnier than me
>>701165343
so far the only pacific foreigner that got near it was a gay filipino dude that's a family friend
I didn't take my eyes off the chinky fuck
>>701165446
>>701164810
>>701165471
yeah her ears are not quite so long I don't know how effective it'll be
>>701165537
That doesnt matter, I am a fat guy on the internet because that what everyone says.
>>701165688
>>701165711
You have a weird way of constructing reality.
>>701165537
I'm not sure if filipinos eat dogs. I know Koreans eat dogs, well I don't, but I've never met one that eats them here in America
>>701165800
>>701165860
I'm pretty sure flips don't but better safe than sorry
so when are those sf+katia lewds getting posted
about the same time the hacker that got leslie jones decides to target a much larger celebrity like myself
a concerned look isn't an answer, katia
>>701166194
I must find this man and pay him money then
barry's all about getting those n u d e s
>>701166292
You have competition.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ice-homeland-security-investigate-leslie-165510587.html
not yours demos, you're icky
welp
now i officially have nobody after my nudes
no matter what your nudes are like I'd just imagine naked matsu and want to bleach my eyes
you have eisen
I'm drunk and watching this hillary speech and I'm only getting angry and annoyed
these statements are ALL wrong
ALL OF THEM
do i
I didn't watch it, just saw the PEPE
>donald started the health thing
LITERALLY
>>701165966
Understandable. They are the people that eat Balut, who knows what else they'll eat if they can stomach that shit
>>701167211
I googled that and gagged.
headache
>>701167358
stop drinking
>>701167419
I haven't had alcohol since YESTERDAY I'll have you know
I'm so tired of my meds
>>701167301
It's absolutely disgusting. It's one of the few foods I wouldn't give a chance
>>701167578
I'd try it after enough alcohol.
>>701167664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP6Q-OEXm4k&t=17m06s
>>>>>>>>islam is fleeing religious persecution
dont embed it sf linked timestamp
I'm not GOING to watch it either
>>701168117
do it
literally defending islam bullshit
recently I find myself going to bed early from lack of anything better to do
or "for" or whatever
absolutely not
I HEARD THE PEPE
OH GOD
LITERALLY THE MOMENT SHE SAID ALT-RIGHT
I AM DEAD
>>701167664
I don't think there's enough alcohol in the world for me to eat it
>>701168028
The fuck are these words
>>701168825
hillary clintons statements.
>she's bashing nigel farage
I'm worried that man was dragged out and shot.
>>701168825
I mean I've eaten bugs.
>>701168988
obviously, the molochs don't want any frogs around.
>>701169035
he's checking my sick 88 in heaven now
now she's bashing russia and putin
>women are worth less than men
they are right.
oh my god this is just awful
she is spouting EVERY leftist debunked claim against EVERYBODY
it's the vast alt right conspiracy
what is alt-right
>>701168873
Can this woman die of a stroke already?
>>701168988
Can't say that I have
getting real worked up over politics is idiotic
anyone who's right wing and doesn't support people like mitt romney, more or less
the way hillary clinton uses it, literal nazis and white supremacists (which is sometimes true also)
>>701169658
You're just not adventurous enough
yeah dom you're so above it all you enlightened little munchkin you
i really am
>>701169822
everyone needs a hobby
>>701169827
okay that's what I thought
I wish Ran was my mother
dom's right though
>>701169632
Nazies
>>701169822
This pretty much, Hillary is a stupid woman, Trump is a stupid old man.
>>701169976
what a waste of human potential
i guess videogames fall under that as well
I heard you got triggered over trump supporters at work.
>>701169976
It wouldn't be necessary if conservatives in the US and most of western europe weren't the same thing as liberals but with slightly less gusto for spending your money.
>>701170022
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>>701170022
>>701170022
>>701170082
No, he's not. As things to get worked up over go, it's one of the better ones. Let's not pretend you never get worked up over anything.
After about age 19 potential takes a nosedive off a cliff.
wait what
she doin the altright speech thing now?
omg burb
>>701169822
>getting real worked up over politics is idiotic
8:01 PM - Fatass Cats Inc: why even are you being passive agressive anyway
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: been dealing with a lot of republicans voting for trump at work lately
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: very little patience for any more of that
8:02 PM - Fatass Cats Inc: where do you work?
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: both you and julian disgust me.
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: pizza place.
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: bunch of horrid 50 year old men work there
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: and listen to conservative talk radio daily.
8:02 PM - Fatass Cats Inc: oh weird
8:03 PM - bury me with my gold: and it's fucking repugnant.
>>701170300
no yesterday
>>701170300
you can search hillary reno
yea i work with a load of far right red good-ol-boys that have been 24/7 listening to conservative talk radio since i started working there
luckily i have four coworkers just like me in these trying times
>>701170313
i am responding to you currently
>>701170122
most things people do after 5pm fall under that category
>>701170189
I like the contrast, at least
So are you a hypocrite, or...
>>701170410
so you have a load of sane people, I'll trade you for my place of work.
>>701170484
>most things people do after 5pm fall under that category
try noon
>>701170289
for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIyRfJKgKQQ
i dunno, am i?
>>701170484
all my shifts start at 5pm and i'd like to second what you've said
>>701170552
what're you paid and what're your hours?
>>701169827
I'm plenty adventurous
>>701170189
I get extremely angry over a lot of things, everyone here knows this and everyone here knows I'm a grumpy little old fuck trapped in a young boy's body, but I generally just don't care about politics that much.
>>701170707
like 9.50 or something and about 29-40 hours a week depending on OT and busy-ness
>>701170707
heh
I want a moog modular synthesizer
I wish I had more money and/or a better job
>>701170648
Im not listening to that.
I left it open for other options.
>>701170752
get back to me when you try cheesy worm or fried grasshopper
>>701170761
then do not insult what others get upset about, especially when those things actually matter to civilization and society
grievances are not unreasonable just because you do not share them, they are reasonable or not on their own merits
>>701170752
Post your butt, then.
Beaucoup
Fish
>>701170903
I've had mre cheese and mre chicken pesto. I'm pretty sure that's close enough
>>701170990
No
fill in the blank, dude
>>701170812
eh, i'll pass
>>701170875
very cool. a vintage one or a contemporary one? i'd like to get me a tablet, they're generally pretty cheap.
apply for better jobs.
>>701170902
well ok
No, please, I insist.
>>701171042
There's not LITERAL BUGS in that though.
I also ate horse in italy but that wasn't that interesting.
>>701171193
You are worthless.
>>701171042
Not very adventurous, then.
on what?
>>701171189
I've got my eye on the mother 32 semi-modular on account of it's actually somewhat affordable
applying for jobs is hard for me and causes me a lot of stress and anxiety
You are a hypocrite, dom.
oh yeah katia I forgot to ask since I got caught up in my new job, but how's yours?
>>701170903
I just feel like it's pointless to get so angry over something no one can really change.
>>701171042
>close enough
Am I the only one who actually likes mres????
Barry is hypocrite too.
>>701171449
is mother the brand?
same. at least you have qualifications.
>>701171440
kissu
You doing it yourself, obviously.
>>701171463
All emotion is pointless, you can't change anything because free will doesn't exist. Grievances are not invalidated by proximity to relevance.
>>701171440
SUCH A HAPPY DOOFER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>701171297
You don't know me
CE N'EST PAS UN DVD
CE N'EST PAS UN DVD
CE N'EST PAS UN DVD
LISEZ LA DESCRIPTION
CE N'EST PAS UN DVD
>>701171698
sloppy smooches
>>701171842
superdeterminism is actually pretty cool
>>701171937
aushughaghh dog kisses
>>701171842
You went nihilistic first. I'm arguing on your terms.
>>701171254
I've eaten escargot before. That probably the weird thing I've eaten
>>701171384
That's not adventurous, that's lewdness
>>701171463
Some mres taste good like chili mac. Most are terrible. Eating the cheese everyday for week made me unable to shit for a week
>>701171802
Yes I do. All humans are basically identical, same shit, different lies.
>>701172127
yeah I've had escargot twice. First time it was terrible but so was the restaurant generally, loved it the second time.
>>701171698
no
https://reverb.com/p/moog-mother-32-tabletop-semi-modular-synthesizer
most of the anxiety is about the actual validity of those qualifications
>>701172308
most likely baseless nerves. you'll learn whatever specifics you need on the job. most places are fine with people with a foundation instead of an.. erection.
I heard this was the smug thread so I'm legally obligated to be here.
>>701172546
I guess if I can convince them I'm really smart and not totally clueless and incompetent I'll be okay
>>701172673
actually it's a hug thread
giggled.
>>701172127
I only had the ones that my friend brought me, lasagna, chicken alfredo, stuff like that.
>>701171996
the thought of it makes me extremely uncomfortable
>>701172810
does he play sfv
>>701172827
it could make you feel no other way at this point in time, logically.
>>701172753
you come across as really smart. that is the ailment of the smart ones; immense shame, anxiety, etc.
>>701172753
Sounds gay.
>>701172810
I don't listen to hip hop.
>>701172259
It was sorta like buttery clams
>>701172827
One of my problems with mres is that whenever I pulled from the box I got chicken pesto 80% of the time. And no one wants to trade for chicken pesto
>>701172972
ya, dunno which char though
>>701173071
jurassic 5 is good, nujabes is good, i don't really either
blueberry clams
>>701173013
I'm bad at selling myself
>>701173071
it's just friendly
>>701173253
so you can't tell me if he's as enormous a memelord in that game
that is unfortunate he was fun
I don't like watching v that much
>>701172127
Frank lewdness is required.
>>701173253
Wait I take that back, Hospin is pretty good.
>>701173327
Sooo- Gay, then?
>>701173605
well, if that's how you roll...
>>701173327
you'd probably do pretty well to start a pet project.
>>701173371
V is better than IV but all of them are unequivocally inferior to 3s. i did really like his dudley in IV though, yea.
>>701173605
never listened
>>701173720
I have been trying to do so
>>701173805
what're you interested in?
>>701164070
>>701173720
I absolutely agree that v is better than iv but as a spectator sport iv had much greater character diversity and given that I don't know shit about the game that was a major difference maker
that will change over time naturally
>>701174148
they'll add more characters eventually, but until they add parrying it won't matter too much
>>701174083
wait, what
>>701173904
it'd be a thing for my current job
the current locker-management software sucks ass
I wish a car would run me over
>>701174399
ryu dittos forever are sort of sf3 not really though
i also wish a car would run me over
>>701174632
is that all V is? i haven't watched anything in months
do not get ran over by a car
>>701174705
Then you'll be free of those safe spaces
>>701174811
No, I'm not even sure how good ryu is. But he has a parry.
oh my god subby i wish you were here to see the screenshots of the mandatory sexual assault video my college made me see
>>701175055
i didn't know that
might still be on an archive somewhere
>>701175129
I don't suppose you have them saved
>>701175161
yeah, they made it his special skill. V something or other. Trigger?
wherever i go, i must also rape
>the assault weapon was a cheeseburger
http://archive.imagesync.org/b/thread/700998022#p701007052
way ahead of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpp9ulYMBcc
okay goodnight
>demos' edit
I'm dead.
goodnight freklz
sleep tightly
>cheeseburger rape
this is the most american thing I've ever seen
>>701175648
kisse~
absolutely traumatizing
I miss Maru-Chan
>trigger warnings
Eisen thank you so much for sharing this abomination with me. I felt real dumb about temple's sexual assault (((training))) last semester and this made me realize how much worse I could have it.
Post butts.
also it's an ANNUAL thing
i have to watch this video and complete quiz questions ANNUALLY
Send booze and guns while you're at it.
>>701176339
will you forget how to not be a rapist by next year
>>701176478
>>701176585
I should go buy booze
>>701176231
What??
>>701176783
that's exactly what i said
Where are your sights, you mongoloid.
>>701176231
>>701176231
Don't use Chaplain's pictures.
>>701176920
I have not gotten in trouble for this yet so I'm hoping I never do, but at temple's last sexual assault awareness campaign at the end of the online quizlet they asked for feedback on the program and I wrote that it had increased the likelihood I rape someone out of sheer spite for making me do it to begin with.
>>701177035
that picture was taken before my rear sight arrived and you also didn't complain about it when I posted it originally
Doms taste in porn is subpar. Though what can you expect from someone who gets sex.
>>701177042
that is actually a blueberry bagel, not an anus
>>701176783
i wish i could just check a "i'm not a top" box and be exempt
or just send a picture
>>701177165
Youve only posted pieces of it.
>>701177165
they're probably not too worried because men cannot rape men
>>701177238
i'm giving you attention not out of spite, but due to a genuine concern for your wellbeing
>>701177353
that's a tasty-ass blueberry bagel OOO BOY
>>701177389
HERE IS THE CAVERNOUS STATE OF MY BUTTHOLE
NOT A RAPIST
>>701177393
http://archive.imagesync.org/search/?search_text_filename=1467149627800&submit_search=Search&submit_search=Search
not even remotely true
>>701177505
or at least nobody cares if it happens
>send a nude and be exempt from this test
brilliant scheme
>a nude
i meant show them how smol i am
>>701177505
Sounds awfully wordy to be anything but spite.
>>701177667
This is the first time im seeing it so this is the first time it being posted.
>your size automatically says you're a bottom
>>701177667
men are worthless fodder subhumans and have been since time immemorial. chivalry... be damned...
>>701178101
you try really, REALLY hard to interpret it as spite, and there's nothing i can do about that.
anyway bbl kisses~
>>701177099
I would think the genuine article is deserving of the mild privilege of using his own images, if little else.
>>701178287
men are the best and worst of humanity. To be precise, men are the relevant part of humanity. Women are passive and irrelevant except for reproducing
bye
>>701178101
http://archive.imagesync.org/b/thread/698638977#p698647460
you responded to it
>>701176783
Buy drugs.
men are pretty alright when they're not being jerks
>>701178447
Are you Chaplain?
>>701178721
I don't like drugs chap
>>701178692
It wasnt furry porn, I didnt even look at it.
i was implying that my size makes it very hard for me to pull off a rape
>>701178620
>pic
OHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
