Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Miho claimed
still here
>>701159640
Uh oh. How would you define stepping out of the circle of humanity?
>>701159451
<3 Hello Kuro
>>701159602
<nycor> hello tomoko
claiming kuro
>>701159897
<nycor> hello alice
>>701159907
how goes it?
>>701159640
It's great. I'm seeing a lot of nice people today.
You using your free time for fun and excitement? ~
Saving orphans and curing the blind?
>>701159826
M-may I claim her th-this thread, anon?
>>701160031
<nycor> good, I think I figured out the fastest way to get banned
Penny Claim
>Meanwhile Siege.
>>701160030
How is my darling doing this evening?
dva
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>701160162
Just do what I do: Not give a fuck if she has been claim and post her anyway.
These aren't really old school waifu threads, we talk and BS and shit.
You are only letting yourself be un-included by not posting.
>>701160268
<nycor> good how are u doing.
>>701159852
>>701160313
>>701160418
Kitties!
>>701159884
Don't worry, you wouldn't be a free member of society if you were in those guidelines~
Rape, Murder, anything that would significantly damage someones life all fall in those.
>>701160039
I have a few months of free time sweetheart~
So I'll be around for a little bit before I leave. and even after that I'll come back.
I could never leave you.
N no If I could I would~
>>701159324
Well you're being pretty social here so I'd say you'll be fine.
>Just don't steal any more panties
I believe in you though
>>701159538
>Except now
I thought you were too cool to care, but it seems I have melted your icy heart
>>701159602
Probably somewhere you can build in peace
I heard other players are even worse than in dayZ there
>>701160521
>mfw I realized ceiling cat was a lie
>>701159566
But how free will it be? You won't have to pay for the meal at all? And even if you don't I expect you to bring a gift.
Is that worth the comfort of being alone?
There's absolutely nothing wrong with caring about nutrition, but it doesn't seem like you do when you're so excited about food.
>>701160599
You asked which one I was. I usually don't. But when people ask me I'll answer.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>701160418
Golden eye loli slut boat butt lover.
>>701160521
Shoo
>>701160632
Everything is a lie
Wake up
>>701159655(akame)
especially with me
> hey im esdeath I like watching stuff on bestgore playing vidya for hours and hours and
watching women crush animals
>>701160599
im social here because it anon and 4chan is a little less hostile towards people like me irl people would think ima monster
>>701160573
Oh okay, good good. I don't believe I've done any of those. Any plans for the night?
>>701160433
I'm not doing too bad. I'm a little bit sore so I'm going to take some more tylenol and hope the pain eases a little.
>waking up or evening?
>>701160656
Homura-chan ~
>>701160830
Kitty
>>701159735
Schwanz here. Just dropping in to say hi and good night. You are all wonderful except for the generic trolls that only post to cause a fuss. <3
>>701160573
Y-you'd leave me if you could...
>>701160946
<nycor> its 10:05 pm here in ohio
>>701161027
Goodnight King
Calamity-masu'd
>>701160521
Ooooohhhh yeeeeeaaaahhh! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)
>I edgeaculate with power and majesty just for you
>The rich and creamy seamin floods the room
>I escape through the ceiling hole
>The house is pragnated
>>701160921
Not necessarily! I think I'm just gonna watch a movie and fall asleep!
How about you?
>>701161044
I'd never dream of it~
I'm here
and getting hektik skidz in the Audi R8 V10
>>701160856
Found lewds of your waifu that honestly made me laugh
>>701161287
>>701161387
Wow.
Rude.
>>701160856
Who knows maybe you'll find someone there with similar interests
>>701160759
I meant you tried to help me sleep, while I remember us disagreeing on plenty of things
>>701160856
I guess that makes sense
>That introduction
Kek well at least you know what not to do
>>701160656
Wait I'm kinda lost
Are you the homura from Finland or is this a new claimer?
>Or an old and I just never met you because it's super late
>>701161022
><3
>>701161100
>next question
How was your day? ^^ Anything exciting happen?
>>701161327
YAY
Did you meet the other yuuko that has been hanging around?
>>701160830
How can I wake up? With a noose?
>>701160946
Alice-san.
>>701160759
>OG
Do you want that safe word to be forgotten? Because I'd rather call you by that.
Claimed
>>701161459
in what way?
>>701161387
moar esdeath
>>701160211
post cp?
>>701160599
i made some friends
>>701161466
And? Does water not flow under your bridge?
Do you hold on to stuff that is unimportant?
Why?
>>701161529
We really don't need it anymore. It was used to identification, but Ruri is pretty good at spotting me, and vice versa.
>>701161599
>posting lewds of someone's waifu
Fucking. Rude.
I may be an insufferable cunt some days but I don't explicitly post wiafu lewds. That's just low.
>>701161509
<nycor> no but I plan on asking this girl out sometime, and I found how how to get banned the fastest
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
>>701161529
What else?
>>701160521
>
>>701160830
Makes me feel like 40% Bond villain.
>Goldeneye
>>701161509
<3
aliceu
>>701161327
I was going to play some Hold 'Em, but of course I lose all my money playing just one hand. Fuck. I'll just watch some Mirai Nikki then go to bed.
>>701161781
>pets kitty
>>701161729
<nycor> that or request r34 for 404 girl
>yotsuba guys, ik
>>701161781
Yes, but there is still the loli part
>>701161387
oh I have that one one of my favs wich ones made you laugh?
>>701161463
maybe im extremely starved for girls atm
>>701161466
yeah I always have to blend in just mesh with whoever im talking too lie and say how interested I am in the stuff they like
>>701161686
one moar
>>701160424
Hey.
>>701161022
>rattles
>>701160656
Yes.
>doesn't seem like you do when you're so excited about food.
Thanks, Mr Eats-constantly.
>>701161969
Bad kitty
>>701161686
here you go
>>701161759
Would they care? the waifu likes it.
>>701162072
it's a crossover with naruto so somebody has shit taste
>>701161729
Oh really? How though, I mean did you bribe them? I'm not sure how the game works but what do they get out of helping you?
>>701161759
I'm kidding dude, I'm s huge fag id probably forgive someone for killing my parents if they said I looked good or some shit
I just rarely talk to you because I can't tell tomokos apart
>>701162072
Well of course you don't have to
You can always be that dude who just has earbuds in and listens to music all the time
But seeing as you want to be social I'd say you actually kinda like it
>>701161529
How are you doing tonight? ~
>>701161760
Oh? She a cutie pie?
>don't get banned please ;w;
>>701161834
Wanna come bully me? ;)
>>701162072
Don't go too hard on them
>>701162078
>Noticed
Heya Tsuzu, how's your night going?
>>701162532
<nycor> would do anything for her and shes the shy type so yes shes cute
>>701162621
It's you.
>>701161969
Yeah.. Was trying to just ignore that bit.
>>701162380
Some do, some don't. But we try to refrain from posting hentai and shit because if we wanted that we could just go to the catalog. Or >>>/h/ or >>>/d/ or >>>/gif/ or any of the other boards dedicated to porn.
>>701162504
There are only two of us.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>701161525
I did!
I called him Yuuko #2 and he kept insisting he was the only one.
But he wasn't my yuuko.
>>701161931
Ooooh there were some animes that I wanted to watch and you reminded me of that!
Thank you!
>>701162380
mor like this
>
>>701162839
Smugs!~
>>701162870
This is absolutely disgusting
>>701161966
i guess
>>701162504
i was their bard before the wipe the other day
>>701162839
Good day smug
>>701162843
That bastard~
Think you know a guy.
Still no nanos since you. The one and only.
>>701161759
In that case I don't think it was ever needed, no matter how many Tomokos are there you stand out from them quite well.
But I still find it cute and a nice nickname.
>>701161771
As edgy as it is I've always been fond of the idea of going away with a heroin golden shot.
>>701161466
>homura
Personal names have their first letter capitalized, there's no Homu from Finland.
>>701162078
Eh, if I'm at home and have a metabolism high enough to be able to eat constantly without getting fat, I should make use of it.
After all there aren't many other things I won in the gene roulette.
It's not like I eat a lot of sweets and lately I accompany most of my meals with salad. Someone from here inspired me to eat healthier few months ago.
>>701162532
Good question, all I know is that I'm a little sleepy.
>>701162870
>that censor
Come the fuck on, Japan. Try. At this rate you shouldn't even need censorship laws for this stuff.
>just put an opaque, white bar.
>YES IT WILL PASS THE CENSORSHIP LAWS
>and it fucking did
>>701163169
I'm sure we'll still use it.
>>701162380
oh gross also I do not approve of that pic and no moar plz
>>701162504
when I want to be social I usually want something all of my irl friends (If you could call them that) where born from me seeing a girl and trying to get closer too her literally everyone kek
>>701162548
I have esdeath to cool me down ill just think of her when I get needy
>this is not a horny im talking about female love
>>701162870
no no no nonope stahp
>>701163077
I agree 100%
>>701163148
Your one and only~
>>701162870
2/10 No stomach bulge from over sized cock.
>>701162843
You're welcome. May I ask what those animes are?
>>701162718
Shy girls are great, but I'm a shy guy so neither of us would end up speaking to the other. Hopefully everything goes well for you!
>Is she an asian qt?
>>701163169
Did you just wake up? :(
>>701162621
Not too bad, but I won't last much longer today sadly.
How's it for you?
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>701162761
And the rest of it
>>701159735
>>701162870
>>701163077
>>701163342
>>701163379
<nycor> nah, just a childhood friend
>>701162870
>>701163342
>>701163514
>>701163012
Pennz!~
>>701163148
How are you gorgeous?
>>701162761
>>701163514
>>701163570
why is this even a thing she is very clearly a dominatrix and into being dom not this shit
>>701163570
i like this
>>701162781
Wait, no there is at least a third
Or am I taking to much painkillers?
>>701163134
>Bard
You have classes in rust? Did I miss something?
>>701163169
Really? You're gonna call me out on that?
But there was, he even came into stream for a day
>I would say ask galil but he is gone right now as well
>>701163342
Kek well at least you know what they mean to you, do they know this as well?
Tbh if you can achieve this you're not as anti social as you make us think
>>701162532
too tired
>>701162750
'tis I~
How are you?
>>701162839
>lil' smug
>>701163390
I figured, you actually stayed up really late last time we actually talked
It's a bit boring, actually. Just passing time 'til I get tired enough to go to bed
>>701163342
I'm here to cool you down too~
>>701163793
It's what you get for you're waifu being exactly that, a Dom. Bondage and Dominance go hand in hand.
>>701163832
As far as I know, there is myself, and S-mug.
>>701163900
>lil ship
>smol smug
>>701163793
rape maybe?
>>701163703
Hows it going smugz?
I held a Lee Enfield mk4, it was gud shit.
>>701163369
Post lewds, though.
>>701163900
I see. I'm quite available on Telegram most of the time.
>>701163438
Yeah, that part too.
>>701163762
Eh? What am i, a prostitute?
>>701163900
Fine, watching some Mirai Nikki. You?
>>701163703
No, you.
Go
Narumeia Claimed
>>701163900
>>701164104
>esdeath for discount
>>701164242
>>701163821
oh god just stop
>>701163832
well they dont know they think im genuinely friends with them I love it I feel like a puppeteer using my puppets to get what i want
>>701163907
thats true im sure you and thread will be hearing about my adventures
>>701163971
but she is the dom I she would be the one tieing people up and torturing them not the other way around
>>701164104
just stop this shit should not exist
>>701164317
Stocking?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>701164242
Not like its wrong
>What am i, a prostitute?
Yes
Blonde Lives Matter #BLM
>>701164617
Hello
>>701164022
>Smallest of waifus
>>701164205
Alright, I should talk to you more often.
>>701164272
I'm just listening to some music, until boredom takes me to bed
>>701164317
What a lovely person <3
>>701164317
Reminder that ERP belongs in >>>/trash/
>>701164617
Too bad. People will always take artistic liberties when it comes to hentai.
>>701163832
they took me prisoner and gave me a guitar i became their bard
>>701164622
The one and only.
>>701164784
Good to hear. I'm sure it's nice there.
>>701164784
You say that but you erp with me here :3
>>701164617
>>701164869
And I'm sure you already know if it is or not.
>>701164978
Totally man. Totally.
>>701160239
Fuck this cunt, I brought in an entire field of melons 2 days before the end of the season. I made this bitch more money then her bum of a mother could ever hope provide for her. And this bitch, this bitch right here had the GOD DAMN AUDASITY to walk up to me and say "I went out to water some crops, but there were none. Are you even doing work out there?" Fuck her, keep your trash wifu
>>701164763
A-amatsukaze.. people are watching.
>please go on
>>701165077
Yeah. What's your point?
>>701164849
Hi! Good to see you're still here. You have cute pictures.
>>701163971
Oh I see
Well then you two aren't to hard to tell apart.
What you up to man?
>>701164617
Honestly, this is some next level social stuff. Are you sure you're not actually enjoying it because you're being social?
>Low-key normalfag
>>701164688
Dubs confirm.
>>701164860
Wait... That's not how friends work
>Although it does seem like you had fun
>>701164617
Yeah it's good to know you have people to talk to when you'll get home
>>701165290
Just gonna ask you to keep ERP where it belongs.
>>701165321
Debating on whether or not to play some Warframe. Currently just watching SC2 streams.
>>701165149
>They all would do that
>Always keep constant/continuous crops to avoid this
>She didn't know better
Kek.
>>701165290
I'm always here. Glad to see you're still here too. I do have cute pictures. How are you today?
>>701165077
Yeah we do bb tomokoko
>I fuk you hard
>>701165290
didn't you leave like 5 years ago?
>>701163544
Ohhhh classic scenario. How old are you guys?
>>701163873
Is it possible that Sachi is going to sleep?
>>701164188
In game or irl? Pretty good. Playing bf2. You?
>>701164278
Aww :(
>>701164763
>smallest of ship (currently)
>>701165290
Got to sleep. Isnt it late?
>>701165645
> <3
>>701164429
Well i mean... That one's a pretty tempting offer.
>>701164665
No no no. Please don't add that to the list...
>>701165386
Hi. Its been a while. Again.
>>701165418
It was once and it was multiple people. I don't do that stuff in thread.
>>701165474
I'm doing alright thanks. You?
>>701165549
I wasn't one of the people who posted a huge paragraph about leaving or anything. Just never had the time to visit. But yeah, I basically did I suppose.
>>701165645
Hi Shinoa.
Not sure if that was for me but yeah, I can't sleep though.
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>701165783
Im adding it and you cant stop me.
Im also going to sleep and you cant stop me.
Night.
Uh Uh Yeah Yeah
having a cold fucking sucks.
>jenny claimed
>>701165783
What are you, a spider loli slut boat prostitute?
>>701165890
I'm fine, just watching some Mirai Nikki.
>>701165890
Don't act like you didn't promote it.
You were basically the face of waifu ERP
>>701165268
>people are watching.
>>701165321
traditional friends are boring anyways
>>701165645
Playin Siege, and I held one IRL
>Mmmm felt good to hold that baby.
>That wood so good.
>>701165929
Rip you.
>>701165645
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>>701166017
It was a while ago
>>701165745
<3
>>701165890
I dunno why homie but you sound a bit mundane
>>701165929
It does. Holding up at least?
>>701166036
Dammit peach demon!
>>701165268
People aren't watching, they're busy having a conversation~
>I won't go 2lewd, not here
>>701165645
>Also the best ship
>>701164713
oh hello thier
>>701164784
people who like pics like that disgust me they need to die
>>701165011
I said stop
>>701165321
really huh guess im a normalfag then. I hate everyone one of my puppets though but they are usefull maybe ill skip on using them this year it can be exhausting
>>701165379
this is true especially people like you
>>701166087
How lewd sounding! Was she a big girl?
>>701166149
You're too cute you know?
>>701166153
>best ship
Idk about that~
>smug
>>701166150
>my love smug <3
>>701166164
S-STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
C'mon man.
>>701166149
I just don't want it to happen again.
>>701165979
Sounds good! Glad you're doing okay.
I'm just listening to vocaloid since I'm having a sleepless night.
>>701166017
That was a long time ago. I've since retired that.
>>701166150
Hmm, probably the tiredness. Sorry about that, I try to keep upbeat for you guys.
>>701166153
I'm watching~
>>701166285
Your hair braid is 2 qt
>>701166087
digging my grave right now,
>>701166150
it's a cold, not fucking liver failure. of course I'm fine.
>>701165580
<nycor> I'm 20 shes 21
>>701165580
not right now
to busy erping with my bb tomokokokoko
>>701164763
89 cent lewd megumeme
>>701165783
>>701165890
obligatory claim
>>701165929
beep boop
>>701166408
don't worry tomokokoko with you around it will
