Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700983973
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed.
>>700993513
Ah hell yeah!
>>700993654
ADCs are always stupid
>>700993561
>fran
>
Claimed desu~
Yuuko Aioi claimed!
(・ω・)
>>700993561
Sorry to disappoint.
>>700993569
He'd need a lot of tiny rockets for that.
>robot masturbates with vibrator
>6 foot robot tries to desperately hide her feminine penis
>>700992921 [yuno]
Not yet. There's one I might go visit soon
>>700993020 [chelsea]
>
>>700993910
I saved a picture of that damn frog way before it became a meme, I always felt it was meme material but I hate what it has become.
>>700993513
Hell yea dude give me
>So hungry
Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nRQYbqR9w4
>>700994112
I feel that's a misquote. Now again, how am I your senpai, and why you being so lewd?
>>700993910
What have you been doing?
>>700994042
Hey akiko
>>700994112
Im not disappointed
>>700994042
キューティーです~
>>700994235
Just make sure you tell no soul about my stash.. halloween is on the way meaning halloween candies get stocked early~
>>700994240
I thought it was funny when it first became a meme.
>>700994314
topcute
>>700994375
Oh, oops.
You're my senpai because I say so.
(・ω・)
and i'm not lewd, it's totally normal to think about your senpai in the shower
>>700994639
I don't think that's how it works.
>>700994817
do you not want to be my senpai
are you breaking up with me
>>700994240
Hey man, I was in the original shrek copypasta thread. I was the one saying lol let's make this a meme. I was a major newfag. I never did anything tho.
>>700994471
Nothing much. About to go to drill.
>>700994639
I don't think you are younger than shiro, he is 15...
>>700994941
If anything you are his sempai
>>700994235
Oh I see well I hope it's a good one, I'm sure I'll hear about it.
I'm gonna leave thread for a while doing to many things at once and I can't handle that
>One more thing, I'm not cute
Penny Returns once more.
This time for good!
>K was talking to a teacher and forgot about the bus
>Kek.
>>700994471
Halla
>>700994504
>キューティーです~
Sachiidesu~
SOMEONE GET ESDEATH, OP IS GONNA BLOW UP AN ANIMAL
Sup faggots?
>claimed
>>700994774
IT'S HAPPENING.
>>700995029
>he is 15
Wait, the character or the actual person?
>>700995097
Welcome back, nice matching numbers~.
>>700995313
i ain't clicking that meme :DD
>>700994624
I won't tell anyone~ I'll go around to make sure no one overheard us too
>>700995040
Alright take care cutie
>>700995248
He won't get on for a few days
>>700994941
Nope.
>>700995422
The person. Shiro is 16-17.
>>700994990
What are you drilling?
>>700995154
I don't get the league grading system. I went 0/0/18 as raka and only got an A
I want that sweet sweet master 6
>>700995422
The person
clam
>>700995449
I'll be sure to get a screencap for him, Mind if I ask why he's gone?
Claiming Rin
>>700995533
No, military drill. It's my reserve duties
>>700995449
Good, GOOD
When October comes, I will open my vault and you may swim in candy
>>700995533
Wasn't it busted for supports? The only way supports would get S or higher is if they stole kills. I heard they were gonna change it
>>700995720
Pretty dang cute
Don't crusade the space program thread.
Calamity-masu'd
Here now
>>700995587
He was moving in a new house and it might take a few days to set up their internet. And this shit is about to get legendary
>>700995799
Can't wait
>>700995802
Why thank you~
>>700995517
>>700995533
Oh. That's, uh, a bit young.
>>700995860
Starting to get a few whiteknights trying to stop the progress of science.
Tatsumaki .. or Ruri .. or Taiga, no I'm not a lolicon.
>>700995935
I'm already seeing halloween candies at my local store~
>>700996149
>more than one waifu
>>700995422
Kek. Whats with the chicken? :>
>>700996088
I don't know how to reply to that.
>>700994639
i don't think about you in the shower senpai
(・ω・)
>>700995154
akikosenpai~
>>700996234
>mistaking or for and
>>700996310
It's becoming a Russian cosmonaut, pretty rad stuff.
>>700996380
that's rude
(・ω・)
>>700996491
>this
Everything is going wrong
just a typical day for me
here
>>700996228
Looks like it's that time of the year already!
>I bet you have a really cute disguise for Halloween
>>700996650
here 4 u
>triple dubs
>>700996088
What's /b/ sending into space this time?
>>700996024
yea I just really dig the green eyes. You don't see them that much
>>700996597
Get drunk ,pass out and timewarp to tomorrow
Works for me
>waprs may cause slight headaches and other side effects
>>700996582
Perfect. We must advance the space program, one day /b/ will be NASA.
>>700996818
thanks but i dont need anything
>>700996686
I do but it's a secret~
>>700996977
That's my favorite part about her, honestly~
>>700996873
They got a butterfly into space, but it exploded.
Next is supposed to be a chicken!
>>700996988
Triple dubs don't lie!
>tfw we haven't launched a waifu figurine
>>700996977
>can't legally buy booze
>>700996597
I know, right?
>A whole bunch of stuff went wrong, and now I'm back home later than I should've without some of the things I was looking for, and completely soaked from a surprise rainstorm.
Tomo claimed
I'm back
Eu claimed~
>>700997776
Now that's a cute loli.
>>700997610
nice feet
>>700997255
Soon brother. Soon, the sky shall be caressed by our loving waifus.
>>700997490
Good to have you back
>>700997866
Thank you friend~
Your waifu is super cute too~
>>700997955
worst feet
>>700998068
Why haven't you sent your waifu into space yet, brother?
Do it for mankind.
Yuuko Aioi will be the first best girl to go 28,968 kilometers per hour.
>>700997033
Alright well make sure you let me have a little peep at it when time comes~
>>700997223
I can see why. It's a cute waifu with a lovable face.
Where she from?
>>700997346
Kek fucking damn
Pass out on sugary drinks then
>>700997776
best loli
>>700998393
She is. How are you today Eu? I don't believe we've spoken before.
Am i doing good?
>>700998592
I'll think about it~
>>700998717
a worst
Saber claim
>>700997223
Hey Rin doing well?
>That image is adorable
>>700998792
senpai
>>700998617
Best Ninja player~
>>700998707
We've talked before silly~
But it was a while okay~
>>700998420
You see comrade, Penny is more of an engineer, she is of workings on the rocket for the glory of the /waifu/ nation.
Yuuko would be much better suited to be of flying at 300k km/hr, or so says our lead engineer.
>>700998719
I'm looking forward to it~
>nice pic
>>700998717
3DPD
>Extremely PD.
Helium balloons+figurine+camera=win
>>700998851
I'm a forgetful person.
>>700998851
Oh hey it's the cute necromancer
>>700997776
It's a shame you don't come around as often.
>Or was that just because of summer?
>>700998801
What about me?
>>700999016
Hey Laura
>Heals you are too
>>700998893
Totally not my halloween costume~
Nope
Wew today was super good
>>700998617
Why thank you. And same goes for your waifu. And she's from Idolm@ster Cinderella Girls
>>700998801
Not bad. How about you? Still recovering?
>>700998851
Best loli~
>>700997610
Wow, nice feet.
>>700998954
That's okay friend~
There's nothing wrong with that, you've probably spoken to a lot of people since~
>>700998997
Hello friend~
Yes, it is Eu, the cutest Necromancer~
How is the cute sword~?
>>700999016
E..Eu is sorry for not showing up so much as they used too, b..but Eu tries to show up more~
>>700999421
Best Idol~
>>700999216
ooooOOOOOOOOoooo
>ooooooooooo
>>700998371
How were the mcnuggies?
>>700999580
Im glad we can come to an agreement~
>>700998855
You should show this image to our head engineer, I think it has some potential to be used for fundraising.
>>700999634
You saw nothing~
>>700999670
They were pretty gud, wish the fries were more saltier tho
>>700998851
>Best Ninja player~
Implying that title won't soon belong to you as well
>>700999360
How come?
>>700999421
Thanks. Akiko a cute indeed
What's with all the idolmasters lately? Ive been noticing an increase
>>700999788
The Dubs Have Spoken, it shall be done.
>>700999580
I try to, even with my severe lack of conversational skills. Or maybe it's that I'm too boring.
>>700999826
Their fries are either too salty or not salty enough. I do love them when they're fresh out of the fryer and are piping hot.
>>700999788
Why would th founder of 9gag fund us?
The Martian was just as good this eve as it was when I saw it in the cinema.
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
test
bit late to claim so smoking pics it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-h3c2VnA7A
>>701000011
well.... at least dubs
>>700999999
tell him that he has nice feet
>>700999880
Beats me. I only know about me, blondie, and 1 other one. I'm honestly wondering how there hasn't been an Anastasia claimer, yet
>>700999961
It's never just right!
>>700999421
I'm doing fine. I'm still recovering kind of. It was hand mouth foot disease so the marks on my face will take a while to go away unfortunately but that's nothing really.
>>700999580
Pretty good. Still recovering from my illness but I'm fine. Playing WoWS right now how about you.
>>701000011
One day
>>701000117
no,
trips or more
thats the rule
Save me from the nothing Ive become
>>701000113
OG Ruby was looking for you, if I remember correctly. He never gave a reason.
>>700999901
>ebin gets
I think this shows that our project is going to have good luck!
>>700999975
He molested someone's waifu and we promised not to tell anyone as long as he funds us.
Claimed
>>701000161
Now Wendy's fries, with the sea salt and the way they're cut, best fast food fries.
>>701000219
oh damn, that's a shame. But it could be worse, I suppose
>>701000234
Where you been, nigga? I was wondering
>>701000011
Youll get it someday. I believe.
>>701000267
shame i cant be here as often as i was.
though my tour has basically just started.
>>701000252
It's okay, we're all equally worthless
>>701000289
Gimme coffee, DUNKIN HILLS COFFEE *headbangs*
>>701000311
Mmm never had Wendy's fries, just the tendies
>>700999826
Now I am intrigued
>>701000465
on tour man.
getting mad amounts of money
(can we stop the black talk, it makes me feel like my iq is shrinking)
>>700999176
Uh, what?
>>700999580
What's with the stuttering?
>>701000234
I am aware of that
But I just thought dubs was better than nothing
>>701000486
Thank ye for the kind words
Sure hope it's some day soon....
>>701000560
Sh sh shh, don't spoil the secret
>>701000653
Good point. And that's cool. I had no idea you were a tattoo artist, till like an hour ago, though.
>>701000140
>Shr[odinger's panties
Nice pic
Well there's Maki, Nico, Kotori and Makoto, all of whom classify as idolmasters. That's the ones I can remember right now
>I'm wondering how there hasn't been an Anastasia claimer yet
Oh there's been some. At least two that I know of, and then Karen sometimes claims her
>>701000252
So we save you from nothing?
>>701000289
Top tier claim
>>701000839
Ahh, I see. Didn't know there was that many. Oh, and yeah, Schrodinger's panties are best panties.
>>700999740
What person wouldn't agree~?
>>700999880
N..no.. Eu will never have that title~
>>700999915
You're not boring friend~
You're perfect~
>>701000219
Oh, Eu is happy to hear you're getting better friend~
Eu isn't up to much, how is WoWS going for you~?
>>701000735
Eu is sorry, Eu sometimes does that~
>>701000544
Ooh, you need to try them. They're really good.
>>701000252
WAKE ME UP
>CAN'T WAKE UP
What's wrong?
>>701000753
no,
you shall not return to this village until you have caught us some trips.
maybe then our children may eat.
>>701000788
kek, have people been talking about me.
wait, were they talking shit?
WHO THE FUCK IS MY NEXT TARGET.
ill shit talk their faggot ass until next monday, because thats all the time i have
(next monday as in the monday coming up)
>>701001129
Mmm I rarely have Wendy's
>>701001062
That is quite nice of you, Eu.
>>700993888
Someone check my trips.
>>701000779
I'm not sure if I can keep this to myself ~
>>701001062
A heretic, of course
>>701001131
Yes, but to be fair it was because I asked what happened to you, and no shit. Generally good shit.
>>701000465
Yeah the worst part about it is over.
>>701000735
Meant
>Yes you are too
>>701000788
Nice pic
>>701000997
>Schroedinger's panties are best panties
No argument there
>>701001062
Pretty good. Grinding the German BB line.
>>701001358
WEW
>>701001344
If you spill the beans, you get no access to the vault
>>701001477
Oh ok, that's good
Oh, and saber is cute in a dress
>>701000283
Kek
Methinks Imma play Siege, replies will be slow :>
>>701001358
ah ok,
you could of set me off on one.
i may of tried to exile someone from /waifu/ if you gave me a name.
who ever may of been in your mind is now saved from my faggot repellent being sprayed on their eyeballs.
Did you see?
>>701000997
Rin <3
>>701001770
Kek'd
>>701001675
Fair enough
>
>>701001706
>Saber looks good in a dress
Was that even a question~
>>701001131
But... but I always return without trips!
Surely your children can feast on some delicious dubs as well
>>701001994
You not getting me this time
>>701001851
Alice <3 ~
>>701002043
Not really, to be fair
>>701002082
Trips guy is as sure and constant as the world spinning or the sun rising. I expect your return, and one day I believe you will achieve Glory.
>>701001223
Eu is only telling the truth~
>>701001358
Or a baka~
>>701001477
Eu has heard that the German BBs are really good, is it true~?
>>701001907
but seriously.
i would of drove someone away from /waifu/ if they were talking shit about me behind my back.
>>701002082
you may sleep in the stables for tonight.
i'm expecting you to go hunting in the morning.
if trips are not on the table by dinner.
my children will feast on your left arm, as a reminder of what will happen if trips are no provided.
go say sorry to the kid, they are the ones who will have to make do.
>>701002113
>I tried
>>701002322
Would lewd a Eu
>>701002472
Oh yeah, but no worries. Everyone seems to like you, which is the usual case for people I deem cool
>>701002322
You're too kind to me.
>>701002322
Yes the German BB line is pretty good so far. Their main cannons are meh but their secondary armament at close range is devastating
>>701002711
Would you lewd a Saber?
>>701001062
>Crossover between Eu and Laura.
Fucking saved! Thanks!
>>701001477
>
>>701002810
She's a blonde, so I'd usually say no, but saber is cute enough to lewd, so yes
>>701000997
Well that's why I was surprised at another one. All idols are qt's though
>Schrodinger's panties are best panties.
Can't argue with that
>>701001062
One day Eu. One day
>>701002711
heh, your not the first to say i seem cool.
i still think i'm a dick though, i should try to be more kind.
but that would make me weak so i put no effect in that, and thus end up being spiteful.
>>701002710
That only works on me once and ya wasted it on a single piece of candy
