Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I'm on a bus and there's wifi!
>>700944044
Everything is gonna be okay
We're all going to crash, sooner or later.
Is bus wifi a common thing?
Claiming
Well I'm back
What's going on here?
>>700944635
Your loss. Karen is cute but she has autism.
>>700944729
A bus with wifi? Neato.
>>700944889
Spam and shitposting, what else?
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>700945119
who exactly are you waiting for to tell you to stop? chances are they're lurking and not posting because of your shit.
>>700944743
Hey Taiga, how'd your thing go? The thing that inspired you. Got anything done? Slept well?
>>700944849
I don't know if it is but I have some!
150 mb, but should be enough for the whole trip. Bus was breaking down just now though
>>700944918
ISAMI
Hi! How are you doing today?
>>700944889
I'm on a bus!
>>700944962
They made me pay like a dollar for 150 mb but it's working pretty well so far.
Bus broke down just now, was scary.
>>700945022
Love you too
Which side of the brexit problem did Kalen stand for,I wonder.
Nano shinonome is my waifu!(This phrase is the traditional way of claiming in jap 2ch.)
>>700944918
Please be real
>>700945172
Your bus broke down?
>>700944918
You have autism
>>700945172
>Bus has wifi
>But bus breaks down
Only your luck, Karen.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700945172
Are you blowing up the bus?
>>700945161
I've already explained.
>>700945380
>I miss the real waifu guys, so I'm just posting away until they return.
No you haven't. You've been shitposting furry autism for two hours straight. Fuck off to your fur threads
Levi claim
>>700944430
Im just watching thread while I wait for sleep
>>700944849
Yeah, it is. Over here in Aus our main lines all carry a router on board. Only limited use though.
>>700945472
>Waifu
>Furry
>Autism
These are all related.
>>700945513
Wait for death, even better.
>>700945423
Oh, and nyanpasu~
>>700945423
She's 7
>>700945423
Nyanpasu!
>Run now while you still can.
![Ayase [8].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lUj1v8R.jpg "Ayase [8].jpg")
>>700945513
Where in Aus? I've never seen it in Vic
>>700944962
Business as usual
>>700944918
I like this waifu. This is a cute waifu
>>700945172
Congratulations? Where you going?
>>700945423
A cute
>>700945513
That sounds terrible.
>>700945255
Karen would have voted Remain, she's from Wiltshire and they voted Remain, I think?
Not sure where I heard this info! But I think it's real... maybe.
>>700945285
Engine failed a few times but now we're a-ok!
>>700945316
We're back, and we have wifi
Nothing can stop us now.
>>700945355
Not until we get to our target
I don't do premature explosions
>>700945423
rango?
>>700945571
You doing anything tonight? Or just chilling?
>>700945577
>not claiming a loli waifu
Sarisa claimed.
Any good music playing, today?
>>700945172
Yo. It went well, I'm gonna chain this together and hopefully not stop anytime soon. Uni's over for 3 weeks, so I've got some time to hopefully finish more than one beat before I go back. I slept alright last night, despite doing so early.
What's good with you right now?
>bus broke down
Shiet.
>>700945654
Just teaching my girlfriend next to me how to 4chan.
>>700945654
You're in Lebanon, right?
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>700945654
You always blow up prematurely
>>700945642
oh look its this pedo again
>>700945709
She doesn't find it weird you're posting fur porn?
>>700945709
Is 'she' black, named 'her'self rainbow dash and wears the most obvious 'I'm a girl, totes' clothes?
>>700945809
She doesn't mind most of my material. But she hates real porn. Anything else is fair game.
>>700945654
Who else would it be?
>>700945642
Akiko a cute
Pls post cute Akiko gifs
>>700945609
Nyanpasu!
Why, is everything still fucked?
>>700945577
Ideal
>>700945572
Nyanpasu Rory, how've you been lately?
>>700945797
Excuse you that's my title thanks
>>700945855
Nah.
>>700945502
>>700945900
>>700945654
What about a blown head gasket? Or, ohh, better yet, what about a faulty crankshaft?
>>700945689
Subjective, but I think so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqwonwhxblI
>>700945809
>She's one of them
>>700945874
It's always fucked Renge. Always!
>>700945936
>>700945689
Oho! We finally meet officially.
>>700945692
Sounds good dude, any chance we could hear the finished product?
>>700945709
kek, tell her an autismo on the internet says hi
Is she a furry too?
>>700945736
Yes yes! Lebanon.
Going from Beirut to tripoli on the intercity bus, it's called Connexion and it only costs 3-4 dollars
>>700945642
See above.
It's a trip! a trip!
Filters are such a great tool.
>furfag autist can't even sage
Too easy.
>>700945959
>>700945997
I didn't know you could sage image posts
>>700945975
Not really, she's more of...a Steam person...?
>>700945997
Good job!
>>700946031
>>700946071
>>700946055
A steam person? Woah, what does that mean?
Like steam the game platform or is she formless entity?
>>700946048
Contributing to your Karen thread
>>700945975
Are you going to see the ruins?
>>700945571
Id enjoy that too. But a tiny thing like death wont excuse me from working. Nope, just have to suck it in and continue on.
>>700945633
Get on a Greyhound from Melb to Canberra. Most Greyhounds have it on their capital to capital runs.
>>700945644
Well our internet sucks anyway. Its probably better than half our landlines.
>>700945689
Only place to get the clip for this song Im listening to. Or to get the song without Spotify.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1058488059
Yep. Pornhub for all your music needs.
>>700945874
A bit weighed down by work, but Im just rusty as fuck. Take me a good week to get back into it.
>>700945949
That sounds fast and exciting. You must be getting pumped up for something. Gotta get that heart racing. Make the day yours.
I'm rocking out to some Beatles. You like retro music?
>>700945874
"I'm a flying fish!"
>>700945689
You almost snuck by me
https://youtu.be/ER_nbf-fKRk
>>700945949
Seems like it
How are you?
>rango
>>700946137
That Steam platform stuff, I don't know. How we work, I dunno. I play my SNES, and she plays Trouble IN Terrorist Town or some shit.
>>700946161
Wait, they or you? Like, they'd still use your corpse?
>>700946161
So you get on the bus and ride it around just for the internet?
>>700945975
t,tripoli!?It's in danger right?
Are you OK?
>>700946141
I've seen them many times! You're talking abut Baalback, yes?
There's also Jiitak, if you haven't seen those. Pretty water caves.
>>700946140
Is this who I think it is? Thank you for the contribution! Perhaps you could show me some rare one I don't have?
>>700945949
Wha.. wha..
N-no u
The waifu bus goes on!
>>700946299
I'm talking about the Roman and Persian ruins.
>>700945874
>
>>700945797
see >>700945874
>>700945975
Always on the move. At least your transport isn't as horrible as belgian pt
>>700946161
>Pornhub for all your music needs
Best library of music and innocent blonde teens getting their first spitroast triple anal destruction
>>700945975
Yes, yes! We finally meet "officially." How is your day going?
>>700946161
>Sends me a link to porn hub for music purposes
Thought that be a twick, but alas! You were right. Rammstein, huh. They're pretty hardcore. I hear their concerts are loud. Like, leave your ears ringing for days loud.
Ever been to any live concerts?
>>700945975
When I decide I'm prepared to upload my first ever beats, I may link it here. I feel that one of them is done by any standards, but I almost think there's so much lacking in it. This one I'm working on right now will probably be a lot more finished and polished, I've promised myself that.
Yes, first for my waifu.
>>700946161
>Pornhub for music
Rory please, it's too early to launch my sides
>>700946165
I'm getting pumped up... to go to bed.
Somewhat, it's mostly eurobeat as a genre that I like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PU-E4LPUnc
>>700946175
Decent enough. Wounds on the knee are finally properly scabbing over, and I'm just chilling with some Oreos now. You?
>>700946299
I dunno Karen, unless it's a rotary engine, you're gunna have a hard time keep going if a piston is shot. In fact, I don't think you could do that anyways, since a bus would need a diesel engine, which requires high compression ratio... which a rotary can not achieve.
>Oh I see, his teeth are cocks!
your wafis are trash and they dont exist
>>700946227
Nah. Not even death can save you from working in a kitchen. If you called in sick you can still move enough. If someone calls on your behalf and you arent in hospital you gotta stop being a pansy. If you're dead then they have interesting ways to make the nerve endings work.
>>700946236
No. I have a personal modem for mobile use. Dont want to cut into my parents very limited usage.
> $70 a month for 14 GB of ADSL is fucked yo
>>700946430
Hey. Still easier to get past copyright than Youtube. Thats something.
>>700946466
Id love to. And Rammstein concerts aren't just loud. They are an experience.
>lead singer got his cheek pierced so he could sing with a light up mouth
>intended for a single song
You go as much for the stage antics as the music. Never been to a live decent band as no one ever comes to Australia. Ever.
And I wouldnt lie about that vid. The last 30 secs to a minute is straight porn. Cant be spread through Youtube at all.
>>700946627
See above
>>700946733
I know your feel. I'm sorry about your struggle. I work in a simple pizzeria while I finish trucking school, so that sucks.
>>700946227
I think that's a thing on Garry's mod, what do you play on the SNES?
>>700946237
Safe as can be I think. I'm fine, how about you?
>>700946379
Baalbak are roman ruins, they had those pretty columns and stuff. I took lots of pictures there and explored every inch. Was a great experience but I lost everything.
>>700946430
Belgian pt? What's that?
How bad is it, kek?
>>700946466
I'm on a bus my dude, going to tripoli, how about you?
The bus has wifi! Pumped about this.
>>700946503
I'd love to see it when you're done. And yeah, good on you for feeling it's incomplete. I think these was an actor that felt the same way, every time he looked at his scene he would do it again because he felt something was missing. And then when he was done he would feel the movie was unfinished.
>>700946627
Welp I'm not sure it broke down or whatever, but it definitely stopped working for a bit and the engine was stalling
Hopefully not too much of a problem, if we break down again I'll tell the driver to post here kek
ALso
>not watching all the naruto movies on pornhub
What are you, gay?
>>700946733
I always confuse you for Akiko when you post that picture
>>700946733
Huh.
>>700946818
Just Tetris, Dr. Mario, Super Mario World, and that's really it. I just play older games. Eh.
>>700946818
I lost everything too.
![Ayase [19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UQg9zEB.jpg "Ayase [19].jpg")
>>700945949
>I see
your waifu a cute, what's she from?
>>700946161
Ah, I might have to try that actually, I've been wanting to visit the war memorial for ages. Got my favorite aircraft there which I've been dying to see.
>>700946379
Is that made of salt rock? I've always wondered if it was hard to work with, it really looks like it would be. If not nevermind, could just be my eyes.
>>700946430
Heyo Akiko
>>700946720
mah wafi is real! reeall!!!!1
>>700946818
Hey I live in where Kalen in her 10s lives.
So the safest in the world.
>>700946931
It's made of clay.
>>700946165
How's your morning going?
>>700946161
Ah, right, what was it that had you out of work again?
>>700946627
>chilling with oreos
You lucky bastard
I'm running on too little sleep on a boring day at work that will be followed by a few hours of class in the evening
>>700946430
Thanks, thanks
>>700946818
>no reply
It's okay, I'm used to it
>>700946627
It takes a sharp mind to follow that fast. There's a lot going on in this track. It's still too early for me to catch it all.
I don't see how you can listen to this kind of music and then sleep. It would make me restless and feeling energetic. But to each their own.
Maybe you'll go on an adventure in your dreams, tonight.
>>700946733
>lead singer got his cheek pierced so he could sing with a light up mouth
>intended for a single song
Wew
Sounds like Rammstein is both artistic, and likes to push boundaries. Putting straight up porn in their music video... I wonder what the motive was. Obviously that's gonna hurt their commercial value. I admire that. Creating the art they want to create, instead of catering to others.
>>700945874
>>700946430
you can both be pedos
>>700946941
you don't even have a wifu fgt
Oh I googled "tripoli" and I realized that I took it for the one in Lybia.
I thought that Kalen guy is going from lebanon to Lybia.I'm so fool.
>>700946818
Bus with wifi? Oh, sweet! How is the bus ride going? Any nice scenery out the windows?
My day just started. Getting ready to play some Brawlhalla on Steam. Ever heard of it?
>>700947018
My morning is going well. Just gonna play some Brawlhalla. What's going on for you? At work?
>fantasising about cartoon characters
ITT: people who are as far from having a sex life as it's possible to get.
Good night. Until next time.
>>700947312
>finally able to start posting
>>700947246
You aren't fool, I am.
>>700947281
Acceptance is noble. Have a you.
>>700947394
Oh you too?lol
