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>>700925953
hey im allahu akbar and im runing for president !
lelele lolloll boom boom boom kekekekk
>>700926290
havnt lost for a while so i got to say congrats
>>700926648
Why would you even pick that shit up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6hzheSQ7fU
>>700926290
>by the power of grayskull
Blatantly a thundercats sword
>>700926451
is that gavin mcinnes?
There's literally no way any of you guys laughed at any of this, holy shit.
>>700925953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKoCohOtnl8
>>700929472
Lost
prepare to lose
https://youtu.be/1YreeSgspns?t=24s
>>700929835
same
>>700926274
>That dark age of camelot feel
>>700928826
yup, he recently shoved a black dildo up his ass too on cam.
>>700925953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJcY1oUjMcE
>Sam was diagnosed with Progeria, a rare, rapid aging disease, at the age of 2.
>Sam Berns is a Junior at Foxboro High School in Foxboro, Massachusetts, where he has achieved whogivesanigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36m1o-tM05g
>>700930803
>>700926451
and then goes to his stupid channel to preach about conservative family "values" and the poltards eat all that crap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lma7Lb6aMfs
>>700926117
post more anon please
>>700926126
kek
>>700926338
Always think that guy must be a weebo
>>700935533
Is this yryl? Cause I lost
>>700935533
They're not the same police officers tho...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BxhfxZM6gQ
>>700926274
How in the fuck do people care about sports to the point of fucking crying?
I just don't get it, am I just dispassionate about everything since nothing gets me worked up like that?
Do I have the ass burgers?
>>700926648
How did he take that picture?
>>700926169
I didn't know Timmy was Jewish.
>>700937056
It's because her team was being killed out the and she was but a simple bard
>>700936954
They are still "The Police"
who protect, serve and let kids drown in a few inches of water
>>700936954
shhhhh. shhhhh. we need no logic here. Just paraphrase and anecdote.
>>700935896
this
>>700935053
Man, if I had a nickel...
>>700938556
Funny if:
A: Nintendo owned Pokemon
B: Nintendo actually made all of those games
Sadly, neither is true. No where near as sad as the failed attempts at trying to get kids active, mind you, but still....
>>700937011
>mfw no part 2
>>700930758
At least he can activate a massive speedboost, outrun the mobs and then come back for the rez
>>700938556
>Thinking Pokemon Go is Nintendo trying to get people to go outside instead of the CIA getting you to map the world for them
http://www.infowars.com/pokemon-go-linked-to-cia/
>>700938789
But Nintendo does own Pokemon but only like half while the other half is owned by Gamefreak
>>700925953
empire of dust
>>700936954
Two pcso != police
>>700926290
Fucling Mongolians
>>700935053
Lost
>>700938789
i loved mario tennis drunk and high, fucking owned all my nerd friends
>>700926238
fucking lost
>>700937869
Let me help you out retard
It wasn't "a few inches", it was six feet. Some local fisherman rescued the sister but couldn't find the brother and called the cops. When the cops showed up they pulled him out but couldn't save him. Books, on the other hand, don't drown in the time it takes the cops to show up.
>>700940465
What's the source?
>be me
>about to win championship
>4 games to go
>waited all career
>don't let this fucking slip.gif
>have ball at feet all good
>slips up
>black nigger steals ball
>scores
>kill me now.jpg
>everybody's like it's not your fault
>lose championship
>retire to la
>win nothing
>>700940631
The Jurassic Park or the butts?
>>700940631
Jurassic Park
>>700940676
the butts.
>>700940724
wish i knew m8
>>700938967
>posting alex jones/infowars yet wants to be taken seriously
>>700940869
>This information that anyone can verify came from someone I didn't like so I'll just ignore it
Those kinds of people can't be reached anyway
>>700940983
lost
>>700940906
well we dont want him shooting anyone do we
>>700926274
*baard
>>700926129
ahhahhahabaaaahhhhahahahababbabbaaaa fuck me dude. Keekkkkllleess!!!!.
>>700934115
lost
>>700925953
Kek. Is this real?
It's certainly true.
>>700937168
>smiles even after being caught
Nothing can stop the mad man.
>>700930943
lol im pretty fucked up but i thought that was jay and silent bob for a second... wtf
contributing
>>700935533
GOD DAMN IT WHY IS /pol/ ALWAYS RIGHT
>>700939113
Fucking owned
>>700941724
fucking disgusting, why
>>700926251
lost
>>700941724
Because reality as it once seemed has become too ridiculous.
>>700926290
>the smile on his face as he smashes his own mother over the head
Whew.
attached; a personal favourite
>>700940646
kek
>>700930524
same
>>700941200
OH SNAP SON!
what does mfw mean?
>>700929472
this genital configuration has potential. You could stuff your balls up her ass and bang her pussy.
>>700937056
No that's not it. It's about playing music, it does that sometimes when you're singing something full of emotions.
I guess sometimes it has to do with sports but it's definitely not the first reason
wwhat does MFW mean?
>>700942236
mario fucks wogs
>>700942236
Mean For Women
its a phrase used commonly by feminists
>>700942031
Get me everytime.
>>700938556
How the fuck did Pokemon Go become popular? Don't companies pull of those spin off apps all the time? I am pretty sure Pokemon Go isn't even the first game to pull of this shit, hasn't this been done before? How the hell do those cliché games suddenly become popular?
>>700936268
tbh I kind of like these "I want to fucking die" twitter memes
>>700942236
Momentary Funny Webcomic
It's when you take pictures from a funny moment and make a comic out of them.
Look at my example and you might understand.
>>700937141
wait a minute.....
>>700942236
My face when
>MFW you didn't know that.
>>700942236
Misogynistic FuckWads
>>700942305
>>700942315
THESE MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE
lmfao this imagine reminds me of when i was in highschool and my mate put a condom over a shower head in the changing rooms, fuck knows what size it was but this condom got to like 7 feet tall and girthy as fuck, ended up throwing my friend into it against his will and it blew the fuck up
>>700942305
you're defo an aussie if you said wogs
>>700942466
this makes the most sense. thank you
>>700942511
My feelings when - you dense fucking shit.
>>700942544
what is wog?
>>700942544
Mario is a wog so fucking wogs doesn't sound surprising.
>>700942543
pic related lol
>>700942648
Wog is Australian slang for Italian, although it can be used for any euro immigrants.
>>700942789
that makes no sense
>>700940293
>>700942789
>Australia
>Making sense
Pick one.
>>700942648
Western Oriental Gentalmen
>>700942789
In the UK it's a really offensive term for a black person.
>>700942396
It was made by the guy that made Google maps and ingress. And its Pokemon.
>>700942927
Australians never make sense.. have you ever heard one spek before?
>>700943140
Exactly, it's a contraction of Gollywog which is a characatured nigger
>>700942544
im a britbong mate.
>>700942927
Wog? Or his terrible mfw 'explanation'
Because if the former, Australian love short words and would never say Italian regularly when a one syllable word could be used.
If the latter then no, no it doesn't.
>>700926117
That's it. That's the show.
>>700943352
y dont u austrian fags just spek proply
>>700926055
I lost.
>>700939113
hahahahaha imma need sauce on dis, nigguh.
I swear, I welcome our Chinese overlords. They give no fucks. We should learn from them instead of being the cucks we are.
Austroylia rule 34
>>700943414
wtf crop is this. why?
>>700926117
>>700934522
>>700943367
why do you faggots like this show?
>>700935053
lost at filename
>>700943462
Lost
>>700942128
Kanga balls
>>700937869
PCSOs are not Police Officers.
They are Police Community Support Officers.
They're shit, nobody likes them (least of all the Police themselves).
They're like a cheap, poorly trained first line in law enforment without any real Police powers.
They only exist so that it looks like there's still a Police presence on the streets even though the Government is constantly slashing their budget.
Moreover, the kid was already out of sight when the PCSOs arrived. Fucker was dead, you'd need trawlers or scuba gear to get the body back.
The start of the article makes it sound like they just stood and watched the kid drown.
>>700941724
da hell that world is fucked up
>>700943482
Fuckin too many syllables in words cunt.
Chucked a youie outside the servo to head back down to maccas, but the lebo taking my order couldnt understand a thing over the speakerbox so I had to drive my commo ute up to the window, when I got my nuggets I was pretty pleased, but when I got home they were burnt, blacker than a bloody abos arse, whole thing was a bit hows your father, so I grabbed a vb and when iut of the veranda for a durrey.
>>700926238
I remember that glitch, good times
>>700926126
Hhmm her mouth looks better than pussy, imagine the possibilities when she's suckin the dilly mmhmh yeah
>>700926008
just came from atziri run, lost instantly
>>700938876
AH I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE HER! FUCKING HYPOCRITE WHORE
She probably had bacon and eggs for breakfast. But she is a "caring animal lover"
>>700943248
fuck off cunt im just fucken having goon at the servo and ya goin off at me flat out like a lizard drinkin
>>700943521
Here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>700940906
>>700943980
is this you?>
>>700944184
Ive been getting nervous like a gypsy with a mortgage worried that the paddywagon might show up, and bloody cunts might take the goonsack away, beed that shit for a pillow later.
>>700925953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qYHSp7wrtY
>>700942078
is taht spit?
>>700944535
Well you're not wrong.
>>700943241
>and it's Pokemon
That statement is kind of invalid, since it's chock full of normies
>>700942677
I'd quit and pop it on my way out the door
>>700939258
Painfully lost.
>>700944154
Imagine pushin in and out while enjoying her crazy, playfully yet mysterious tung play as you are stroking her Feminiu-fukushima penis
>>700942031
I like how the thrust generated by the expulsion of beer actually help the bottle stand upright.
>>700944184
That's not an australian
>>700943603
Australian centaur.
>>700937056
It is retarded but you also have ass burgers.
>>700926290
Lost so hard
>>700939047
And Nintendo own considerable shares in Game Freak so technically Nintendo own much more than half the rights to Pokemon
>>700939113
anyone know the source on this? is this a documentary or a scripted thing?
>>700937141
Google Glass
>>700937141
>>700944142
Nice try though.
>>700945225
Problem Niggers 2
Niggers aren't smart enough to learn scripts
>>700926648
>"Aww gross, look at this disgusting thing"
>*grabs with both fucking hands*
>>700941689
He knows he'll get off.
>>700941552
Damn, I have more respect for Britney now.
>>700945225
Learn to read, nigger
>>700926498
FUCKING. LOST.
>>700939258
Fucking retard.
>>700930803
Link?
>>700943292
Fcuking hell, so what happened to kylie fuck
>>700945503
Not sure if bait or genuinely retarded...
>>700942428
Not funny but very impressive.
>>700943292
Underrated
>>700939258
Does anyone have the one where the girl gets scalped.
>>700943292
amazed he can see one at night
>>700943333
I grinned. Also, checked.
>>700942098
I hate that gif so fucking much.
>>700942457
I feel it necessary to point out the obvious.
>>700938967
Fucking infowars!
Thanks anon. You truly made this an epic ylyl.
>>700942128
mutual feeling wane
>>700942677
Fucking hilarious they put the kids toilet and al the toilets on one line but the kid toilet is a low point so 50% of the pis runs out there.
>>700945091
yeah nah cunt
>>700941693
you are extremely fucked up if you think thats funny
>>700942459
Here's the classical version.
>>700938876
this is shopped the girls face is ugly as fuck
>>700947165
Newfag detected
>>700945756
No you are
>>700940906
lose
>>700937056
Yummy ass burgers
>>700941724
cause we prefere to stay blind
>>700925953
hey hey what a wonderful day
that ruined by fucking niggers
>>700943333
checked
>>700942457
>soldier
>female
as a soldier i say that every single woman should gtfo of here, they're useless as hell, and cry for literally everything
>>700940421
This
>>700946739
Triggered
>>700940631
Jurassic park.
>>700943559
Too soon.
>>700947641
Do they have to pass the same test to get in? In my country female firefighters and cops have easier physical test. If they have to make the same men do there would be 0 females, and feminist would go crazy.
>>700947090
This is actually quite cool to watch
>>700943292
I hate myself for getting the punchline.
>>700942466
>hur hur hur le meme arrows and coot Anime grill as I correct "le newfag" xD xD xD xD
>tfw mfw
>>700938019
Neat
>>700943333
>>700943333
only read this cuz i saw quads, kinda long for that ending, but meh, not bad
>>700947713
Find the triggered
>>700947641
THIS!
They think they are equal to men, simply put, they are not. Fucing illogical, weak, everything they do is based on feelings. I love women's bodies, but thats as far as it goes...
>>700946401
>You never know what's gonna come through that door
>>700946111
yeah, thats what its for...
>>700926251
Lost
bumping for more
>>700948361
go home kiddo
>>700948361
Old racist, nothing new
>>700947641
Looks like you don't have any say in the deal, soldier boy.
You're stuck with them and transfaggots now and you can't say anything bad about them because "hur dur sexist" or whatever.
>>700948720
nothing funny
>>700948437
>>700944033
>>700944154
>>700944892
dude, and she could deep throat all day because she can breathe through that hole in her throat
>>700943401
Hehe, best
>>700948720
Nothing he said was racist.
Go fuck off to another country, Jamal, and take your harem of goats with you.
>>700940646
Is daaat Stevie G?
>>700926451
>>700949213
masturbating to this
>>700944142
you know they kill the weak and fat and not the small and cute. they get sold as pets
>>700937141
>focusing on anything other than the shitty nappy he is currently holding
Kek
>>700948001
It is.
You'd probably also appreciate the ancient Jewish Harp.
>>700926034
Fuck, lost
>>700925953
>>700946739
>new recruits
>>700943559
Too soon man, fuck.
>>700929472
Goddammit. What even.
>>700946836
>if i can put it in my vagina this way, maybe... hmmm
>>700948030
>>700937141
what the...
>>700933506
I think you mean, "Just like her boyfriend"
>>700945842
obviously she ended up raped and murdered
I always lose to this,
Just look at his lumpy faggot eyes and try not to laugh
>>700926190
Lost, post moar
>>700929847
ylyl for 12 year old kids
>>700946739
I'm genuinely ignorant on guns. Why did she flip her shit after pulling back the pin?
>>700950314
Any sauce on
>british soldier
>afganistan
>meant to search females at road check point
>"when shit hits the ven i hid behind the sandbag and let the lads take care of it."
>>700941269
get lost garm
>>700951321
The guy yelled at her
>>700948869
Is this a thing now? Does anyone even remember it?
>>700929835
>>700950355
>>700930524
>>700942094
Fucking newfags
>>700926451
part of a sarcastic blog he made mocking women who go do photoshoots with Terry Richardson and then claim he raped them. It's a pretty funny article check it out.
http://streetcarnage.com/blog/terry-richardson-raped-me-too/
>>700944091
>atziri
>no uber atziri
scrub kys
Itt; cancer. Pure cancer.
BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>700943333
nice get my boy
>>700944184
he's right though, what kinda poor cunt goes down the servo to drink goon? Are you a fucken boong or what?
>>700951040
>Kieran was later quoted as saying "Start the reactor"
>>700937141
>>700938967
>infowars
Pls be b8
>>700943051
Oi mate you fucking cunt I'll bash yous all, you and your mates just meet us at the traino at six
>>700938967
>Google Earth
>GPS
>A bunch of other shit that's already done this.
>>700937141
Go Pro. Retards
>>700937141
>>700952584
>Google Earth and GPS show the layout of your house and places with no cameras
>>700941736
Lost.
>>700935896
>>700935533
Uh...two community support officers not knowing how to swim isn't the same thing as a professionally trained and equipped scuba team retrieving dumped trash. Why the rage?
>>700926498
I love you
Oc
>>700953033
Whoops
>>700940293
Lost so fucking hard
>>700953033
>>700953127
its nice to see some OC
its a shame that its shit
>>700951040
Quaid
Start the reactor
>>700951549
>does not know what TNG is
>>700941200
oooooh
>underated post
