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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/fur
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
>>700925313
Thank you.
How's it going, DanUnit?
>>700925359
Wonderful. Arizona is great and I feel good.
>>700925444
Good to hear it, man.
>>700925444
Friggin mechscan.
>>700925487
Thanks m8
>>700925512
Tell me about it
>>700925889
>tfw no Jensca gf
Противника уничтожен.
>>700925957
Hey Alex.
>>700926000
Помощь.
>>700926098
Alex, if you don't stop speaking commie I'm going to throw you in the gas chamber.
>>700926186
I like that one. Bats are my weakness.
>>700926191
Сука.
В бой.
>>700926295
Hey fuck you, chink faggot.
>>700926295
Everyone told me you were going to die, Blyatman, what happened?
>>700925922
Ara is an AI on a military installation. Stealing her would require a LOT of firepower.
>>700926389
The draft board in its infinite wisdom has decided to "get back to me on that later" for a whole year.
>>700926268
woops. one sec. Thought that was the skirt down female edit I saw
>>700926389
>implying Alex doesn't just do that for attention
Who do you think I learned from?
>>700926425
I don't want Ara, though. I want a tall, muscular girl, preferably with a dick.
>>700926425
saved
>>700926510
That one has a dick, too.
TIME FOR H A N D H O L D I N G
>>700926552
It's just an abnormally puffy cameltoe.
>>700926507
>>700926515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51EQGXhfHO4
>>700926552
Damnit. These aren't the saves from that /trash/ thread then.
>inb4 herm in this pick too
>>700926549
I always hear male barbarian voice when i'm reading this..
someone make an edit of this where her ass is all red and someone's holding a belt in the foreground?
>>700926608
No it isn't, faggot. And why does it matter to you? Do you want her dick?
>>700926659
English, please.
>>700926664
I don't mind, but others might.
>>700926684
I do too.
>>700926595
Very well. I'll leave my "Intimacy" folder open.
>>700926659
I don't know what your dealio is.
>>700926778
You're just mad because you're a monolingual bigot.
>>700926850
Did you just assume my dealio?
>>700926862
I don't know what your dealio is with those filenames either.
>>700926778
Trash has some good stuff from time to time. It's just more rare due to the fetish material being super prevalent.
>>700926850
Nope. I can read German.
But at least I'm not a faggot in denial.
>>700926951
shitty puns. At least some of them. Others are me being unable to think of a good pun, joke, or etc.
>>700926951
Oh yeah, if anyone knows what that position is called, let me know.
>girl on side with her lower leg in between the guy's
>>700927036
Yeah, and I can read Russian, Indonesian, Malay, Arabic, Turkish, German and possibly even English
>>700927050
"strawberry-flavoured fox" would have been better
>>700927232
I may change it.
>>700927232
You still didn't deny being a cock-loving faggot.
Faggot.
>>700927386
Mmm, I like seeing them spread the full length of their legs.
>>700927500
Because I pay no heed to baseless accusations.
Now, if you had called me a child-fucking necrophile however, I would do my best to plead guilty of that charge.
>>700927500
You're a faggot too
>>700927605
>It's just an abnormally puffy cameltoe.
>No it isn't, faggot. And why does it matter to you? Do you want her dick?
>>700927655
I don't deny it though.
>>700927805
See? baseless.
>>700927805
Good, LOL
Here have some metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33vMGQU1Ag0
>>700927852
I wasn't responding to you though, and you were trying to defend something and were wrong. So why does it matter you anyway?
>>700927945
Because I want a really puffy cameltoe
>>700927938
>Motionless In White
Ew. I hate metalcore. But whatever, I'll listen to it anyway.
>>700928015
Sounds like you want a dick if you want a bulge like that.
>>700928106
Fuck you faggot, I love motionless in white.
>>700928237
This is not what I expected. It reminds me of Marylin Manson. It's actually pretty badass, I like it. I apologize.
