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New Zealand Thread /nzg/
where's the best kebab place
Dunedin reporting in, yo
>>700922507
That one beside that other place, you know..
Evening
what did gilda do / get called?
Why are IDs even gone?
also dunedin
>when will the bullying stop
>>700922696
there's literally three next to each other. six within five minute walk.
>>700922507
we only have 1 kebab shop in whangarei, its closed Sundays and closing at 5pm every other day
>feels
for db
>>700922507
Palmy or Bulls have fucking sick kebabs yo
>>700922957
cause we all fucked your sister
>you dont need names
My penis is not erect.
>>700922507
there's a really good one in Istanbul
>>700923374
have at it senpai
What's in the bag?
>>700923597
booze
>>700923597
protection
>>700923374
Then sister of battle will help
Maybe.
>>700923597
gimp costume
Why are ID's even gone?
>>700922507
Egyptian Kebab House in Christchurch, duh.
>>700922507
Babylon on Cuba street Wellington. $9.50 for a large fuck ye.
dubs get
>>700923876
I have been there. I have fucked up many a drunken kebab.
>>700923652
More specific
>hint
What about that Egyptian food truck that's sometimes in roughly that area?
>had annoying encounter with not even remotely sober guy the day before I ate there
>think "gee, it sure would be annoying to encounter him again" as I eat
>immediately I hear a drunken sound
>FUCK
>>700924133
Next time don't think
Where the fuck is DG, IDBro and GayNazi????
OP wants best kebabs in NZ
>implying there's a place that the food wont kill you and the owners arent fucking terrorists
>>700924308
dade
>>700924075
HONEY
JACK
>>700924308
You know where DG is, IDbro is dead, GN probs has aids or got gassed
>tfw least sober I've ever been is just enough alcohol in me to start climbing on a hot guy in the pool much to his annoyance
>tfw wish I could lay in bed, totally out of it on fun drugs
>tfw sheer power of will can only grant a slight effect
>>700924389
I have literally never seen a bad kebab shop.
>>700924440
Holy shit...
>>700924308
>DG
She and her bf stopped doing requests because threads are shit now.
>IDBro
Fuck knows where he is. Just vanished one day.
>GayNazi
Doesn't come by as much but still does.
>>700924308
I honestly think the nz governemnt has idbro now..
>>700924709
I have a theory on IDbro
>>700924655
DG was here a few weeks ago
>>700924308
This is your threadly reminder that I started more memes than IDbro.
>>700924813
Let's hear it, Mr. Tinfoil Hat.
throw back from a different time.
>>700924308
nice milk.
>>700924605
theres still time for the gimp
>>700924861
what memes did idbro start?
>>700924905
Dia is actually IDbro
>>700924992
>Dia
Fucking who?
can anyone sing the maori national anthem word for word without looking it up? I can do a solid 70%
>>700924605
It's the drink we were posting last night lmfao. I have it right beside me, I swear im not an alky.
>>700924861
If you think anyone gives a shit you're wrong
Don't try to claim memes faggot
Because they belong to everyone
Remember, we're all anonymous. Anyone can claim anything if they want
Only namefags care about being recognised.
who got cid?
>>700924992
don't even know who dia is but if you're trying to get your name out there by saying you're idbro, that's just sad and obvious
>>700925120
Cid?
Children in Dungeon?
Right here
>>700922507
>>700925082
I can, unfortunately.
>>700925082
Really? Maybe that's what spurred me to buy it. You fucking shill
>>700925264
damn fritzel calm down
>>700925141
fucking lol'd
>>700925082
our national anthem is the most cucked anthem in the world
>let's just repeat the first verse, but in English
>>700925392
Yeah I bought it and offered it around the dunedin meet and dunners ended up buying one as well. It's fucking ridiculously good. no burn, ends with maple syrup
>wheres my fucking freeze booze, jack
when you start feeling the drink.
>>700922507
timaru reporting in
>pizza night
>>700925553
Shitty cold night
>>700925082
there's a video of me singing the national anthem in front of a room of 100 people
>>700925553
timaru is a cold fucker!
do you know the grosovener?
>>700924978
He started
>/nzg/ ie these threads in general
>Why are ID's even gone
>coined the term nudesfags but in a friendly way and not to put them down
>300 posts
And some other metas idbro posted relating to k-pop etc
>>700925685
I nudesfag you dick head.
>>700925655
try
>solonlydog.tumblr.com
>>700925655
Great, now this image is in the cache of my work phones profile. Thanks for that.
this shit good mayne
>>700925685
>Only knows 4 of his memes
How fucking new are you?
>>700924978
>>700925685
literally no one likes him
>>700925542
I had it once. I remember it being pretty good. I got some coke too but I don't know if I'll need it.
Also got some ranch doritos
I'm American tonight.
>>700925685
Wank on IDbro enough? Anyone would think he's sucking your dick under the desk too
>>700925860
Wow! You have a bot too?
>>700925978
nice shop cuck
>>700925955
>Dia mad because he got called out
Should really be working on the car, but A) garage is draughty as fuck and B) it's pissing down.
the one in cherrywood in tauranga. fucking amazing
>>700926072
>Implying I'm Dia
Nice dood, he got a good beard tho
>>700925955
Youre just upset that nobody will ever like you that much. He's ascended into a meme. You'll never be a meme.
>>700926074
Wear a sleeping bag while you work like a normal person.
>>700925955
He asked what memes idbro started retard
>>700926245
I actually have a sleeping bag with arms and legs, so this isn't as stupid as it sounds.
>>700925955
Dunnersbruh?
>>700926158
you can tell newfags by their hatred of idbro
>>700926298
Why would it sound stupid? That's how I do all my winter work.
LETS ALL TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW OK
CHANGING THE SUBJECT NOW
GO
>>700926435
idbro newfag cuck spotted
Why is IDbro even gone?
>>700926311
>Dunnersbruh
Fucking who??
>>700926353
>>700926158
nah i just find it sad and pathetic how you have such a hard on for a cunty little chink with shit tier memes. keep wanking over him though
>>700926469
ok ok fine cool let's just move on now please
>>700926435
This is why we can't say his name anymore.....
Not sure if people are being ignorant of the namefags or if the thread is just full of new fags?
>>700922507
kebab serai in Milford, Auckland
pretty good bros that cook up a mint feed
where the weed at in wellington?
>>700926542
If your memes are so good why are these threads so shit now?
>>700926631
I APOLOGIZE
LETS MOVE ON WITH THE THREAD NOW
>>700925082
yep. had to sing the full national anthem, both maori and english at school every week so now it's with me forever.
>>700926714
Nah. Gonna harp on about idbro for the rest of the thread just to fuck with you now.
So..... It's cold today, huh
>>700925950
You won't, shit goes down super easily
>also sup from last night
>>700926859
Suicide by bear is how I want to go.
>>700926711
these threads have always been shit and
>these threads are shit now
is my own meme
>>700926950
Fuck off faggot. I started that meme when you were nothing more than a twinkle in your dad's ballbags.
>>700922507
>Christchurch
Evening
>>700926950
>seeking validation and attention by association with happenings on an anonymous image board
Come the fuck on, dude
>>700927077
as if. your dad probably works for me cunt
>tfw I know my boss comes into these threads and he knows I do too.
>>700926621
whose name?
>>700927159
You can quote dank memes by the water cooler on Monday mornings now
>>700927281
Nice try cuck boy
>>700927107
The one on Papanui Road is good
anyone here familiar with Te Araroa?
>>700926950
tbh the threads became shit after Tala Morgana stopped shit posting
>>700922507
Alaturka just off LQ in Wellington I reckon.
>tfw haircut tomorrow
what should I get fam.
Hello boys!
>>700927899
Wrong image faggot.
>>700927821
F A D E
>>700927821
fuck my shit up fam.
dubs get and you do it
I'm bored. What's some interesting shit on youtube I can get lost in?
>>700927953
Rolling for this.
>>700922507
Kebab shop at Massey Uni pops the fuck off
>>700928010
Super EUROBEAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF5q7ST22sg
Tho, depends on your interests.
>>700928010
I watched a national geographic thing on crocodiles last night.
>>700926435
Now the thread is dead. Thanks.
>>700928163
Would sound pretty cool as a chiptune.
>>700925553
>>700925644
Ill warm you
>>700928163
and we are listening to this....
nvm, not hard enough eurobeat for dagumi we out chea.
>>700928163
Post this to /bleep/ and report back with your findings.
u niggas woke or am i in the wrong dimension?
>>700928221
it will never reach 300
>>700927953
Rolling
DiGiannantonio aesthetic is the next big thing
>>700928411
Yes it will, someone just needs to offer to fist their anus.
>>700928477
mun nigga
>>700928493
well meme'd
>>700928310
what is /bleep/ or am i just be rused.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYbhOVDAkw
more eurobeat for reason of reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOLZaqdQFT4
the real mvp of eurobeat
>>700928689
The master
>>700928608
/bleep/ is a general on /mu/
Dunedin reporting in.
Everyone's arguing about a poster who doesn't even post here anymore. Good one.
>>700928689
Is that db?
>>700928557
It's time for anon to JUST
>>700928996
y-yes
>>700928984
I see.
Off I go then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNRoApV5T0
>>700928993
I wish I could get talked about even if I haven't been active in a year..
west aucks reporting in
fuck da weather
>>700922507
German food isnt really all that popular so you might have some trouble.
>>700929071
I can't believe I only found this today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
cant find my dank dagumi memes and its upsetting me...
pls no
>>700929351
>>700929416
>>1257644
>>700929508
lost my dagumi memes.
I has a sad.
>>700929355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5phx8eycHZ4
>>700929071
>>700929230
>>700929351
>>700929651
hide and report all chink posts
anyone else wanna kill themselves tonight too<3
>>700929351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqrj6gYe_8A
North Shore reporting
Weathers it bit shit for this time of year
>>700929677
>tfw I now have to learn this song on my ukulele.
>>700929831
>just tonight
fucking casual
>>700929893
nice. This looks like any bunnigs store that I visit.
I will call Botany though
>>700929831
We can kill each other, but you need to suck my dick and cuddle me afterwards first.
>>700930213
>tfw only want a soft comfy woman to hold.
>>700930213
sounds solid i'm down
slidin in the dms like
>>700930172
na not there
>>700929855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwPMKozHPCM
Welly meet up tonight?
Dubs and I wednesday night drunk
>>700930672
kek
But still, Its not Super Eurobeat
>>700931056
Fuck it. 1-9 and I Wednesday night drunk
>>700930852
only if consensual sex is involved
>>700930852
only if non-consensual sex is involved
>>700931107
Epic 7 get
What you drinking?
>>700931078
It the turbo yoda
>>700931265
Yeah, a absolute madman.
tok town reppin, drinkin n smokin.
>>700931230
>>700931151
You two will get along just fine.
>>700929696
are you gay?
>>700931332
Oh, word. Fucking enjoy it, still got some left here
>>700931449
>tfw no big titted fat chick to cuddle and watch anime with
why life?
anyone wanna play paper, scissors, rock?
>>700931537
The bottle is so nice, it seems like such a shame to open it. I will have to get another one for display purposes I think.
>>700931648
Just make a nice job of opening the lid and call it a day
Or fill it with tea if you want it to be full afterwards
>>700931056
drink anyway fam.
we out chea.
>>700922507
Abrakebabra across the road from Burger King in Wellington is pretty swell.
The water in Dunedin is fucking me up
>>700922507
I work with a new zeland whore, she is afraid of every fucking insect, like even from butterflies, how is it possibile?, you have like flying cobras that shoot laser beams in new zeland and she's afraid of butterflies????
>>700931890
The water falling out of the sky or we out here on some Hawkes Boes type of gastro shit?
>>700931903
>flying cobras that shoot laser beams
We do?
We don't have anything that can kill us here.
>>700932064
we have niggers
>>700932095
We have maoris, who are closer to native americans than niggers. Some are more niggery than others true.
>>700932064
Like every deadly animal/insect lives in Australia, so I thought you have the same problem in new zeland
>>700932271
Maoris are People? I thought Maoris were tattoos
>>700932295
The only thing that will kill a kiwi is a ram fucking them up their arse.
Stupid sheepfuckers never learn.
<3 an aussie
>>700932402
>>700932671
SEIG FUK
new Rick & Morty when?
>>700932568
t. Abdul Wahid
>>700932568
Kiwi's are those hairy green potatos that pretends being a fruit right? How fucked up are you in those huge islands
>>700931890
Bro, the tap water here is fucking dodgy.
>>700932793
Next year probably.
Used to live in NZ - two places come to mind, but can't think of the name. First is in Wellington CDB, next to The Department of internal Affairs off Featherston St. If you are on the Kapiti Coast, try the one in Paraparaumu, Between the Shell Garage and Mitre10 Mega. Most Kebabs in NZ have a Iranian feel, most in UK are Turkish - different but good.
>>700932904
i will literally cuck you
>>700932295
Nah m8, Aussie is full of deadly stuff, NZ is gods own and nothing to kill you apart from the sharks.
>>700931778
>>700922507
Had a couple of kebabs from abrakebabra when I was I was in welly. Would eat dirty meat from there again.
My local is a turkish kebab place in kaiapoi. Its the closest Ive come to a british kebab on the south island
>>700932793
In like, a year and a half...or longer!
>>700932961
chik chikachikaaahhh
>>700930642
even that tree looks fucking generic. Wairaru valley?
Car in top condition. No problems with it .Manual.350kms Wof until 3/17 rego 1/17 Everything that needs to work - works. AUCKLAND
>>700933065
is it just me or does she look kinda like angela white?
>>700933047
Only thing thats gonna kill you is the foreign drivers, or the local drivers.
>>700933436
Just you. Angela White's ass is fat. I want her to be my wife.
>>700933498
Do you drive on the wrong side of the road too? (the left one)
>>700933065
Love me some Eliza, bro. She was definitely my Olympics waifu.
Anyone here know her personally?
>>700933436
Add ten years and a hundred pounds, then yeah maybe.
Lets hope she keeps up with the sports and doesnt settle down with a suger daddy
>>700933498
This. They're just as bad as each other.
>>700933582
Yes.
>>700933582
Born and bred to drive on the 'wrong' side mate. The idea of driving on the right terrifies me
>>700933582
Nah buddy, left side of the road is the correct side to drive on. You Americans with your funny right side stuff. (BTW - hold British / American and Kiwi Passport so i'm deprecating a third of my nationality).
>>700933337
No problems 350kms are you having a fucken bubble
>>700933789
Unless your granny had a bareback gangbang, I dont even know how you could be 1/3 of a nationality
>>700933337
>>700933909
Im more interested in the things that dont work and 'dont need to work'
>>700933789
I'm from europe really, i think that driving on the left side is something hipsters would do, brits are hipsters, they don't use metric system, they drive on the left, they're Just hipsters. How can you even shift gears with the left hand? I can't even fap with the left, it would be impossible for me doing something that conplicated like shifting gears
>>700934219
We're totally metric. As for shifting, it's just what you learn how to do when you don't have to do anything else.
>>700934219
I dunno man, You change gears with your right, I steer with my right. If i fuck up a gear change with my left then I grind to a halt. If you fuck up your steering with your left then you end up in a hedge.
>tfw no bf to jerk off and knee in the balls at the same time
>>700934555
Checked Scotty. I'll be your BF except I'll tie you down and knee you in the cunt.
>>700934503
I steer with my left knee most of the time really then again steering is more eye controlled than hand controlled, shifting gears is way more conplicated than steering, and in the worst case I always have the right hand to help me out
>>700934848
please never drive in New Zealand.
>>700934555
Checked
555's fucking when?
>>700934915
Why not?
>>700933220
na its not there either.
Dicks out for John Key boyz
>>700934714
no ty
>>700935037
John Key is a giant dick and he's out all the time
>>700934555
I tell the mrs to dig her nails into my neck, the harder she digs the longer and harder I fuck her. Never got her to knee me in the balls though, wouldnt know how she would manage it when Im already balls deep
>>700934978
dom+dom never works. Luckily you have your choice of sub faggots on 4chan
>>700933909
>>700934065
Yep. Great car. The last owner spent a lot of money on it. Most of the parts are new or a few years old rather than factory. The car is 22 years old.
Everything that you look for in a shit car is there. Its hard to explain what it lacks. Needs an oil change thou, and maybe coolant. But coolant is an overkill with that mileage.
>>700935194
Dom + Dom? What are you talking about
>>700934219
Shift gears - sorry dude gave up on that when i lived in California for seven years. Automatic all the way.
>>700935313
never thought of it that way. Haha.
When is Shihad gonna make a new album. Cunts are underrated imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLtInwMig_8
>>700935313
Automatics are fine - as long as you dont mind being bored to death while accelerating, and stepping on the brakes every time you need to drop a little speed
>>700935303
In every relationship there's a dominant person and a submissive. BDSM takes it to more extremes. Dom=dominant. Sub=submissive
>>700935313
Yeah, if it's fine for you go ahead, semiautomatic like sequential gearbox is the only non manual gear box I would ever buy
>>700935442
Being stuck in LA traffic every day, the thought of a clutch - trust me you would hate it. Anyhow, i'm an oldfag now, can't wait for autonomous driving so I can sleep more.
Kenwood toasted sandwich maker
>>700923254
Yo Palmy rep
>>700935510
Yeah but what does it have to do with driving in nz?
>>700926948
When I die, I want my remains scattered at rainbows end, that place is cool.
I don't want to be cremated either.
>>700935423
New Supergroove when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSv0z-GHiZI
>>700935612
Are you trying to be a namefag with a toastie maker?
welly ken for town?
in an hour?
>>700935637
I replied to wrong person, meant to be for >>700935059
It's not too late to get your daily fix of bacon team,
>>700926311
Table troll??
>>700935797
>go to friends house
>see this
>no longer friends
how am I supposed to keep heapings of spaghetti in the toastie? ffs noob
>>700936041
bread looks good
not sure about the brown sauce...
>>700935613
former palmy resident here, moved a few months ago
>>700936310
Your ex-friend has superior appliances to you tbh.
>>700936544
Where to?
>>700936041
looks tasty fam
Any Auckland chicks want to be my friend, cuddle, and play video games together? I won't even fuck you. I find men annoying. I just want a chick friend who I can be your gay bff with even though I am straight.
>>700936591
i bet you eat paninis faget
In Stoke, Nelson near Pig station
>>700936780
I made a mean panini last night. Bacon, cheese, jalapeno relish.
>>700936780
Can confirm. Am Auckland.
>>700936364
BBQ sauce is nice, but not at all necessary. Just don't use too much, not point trying to overpower the bacon taste eh.
>>700936625
Raurimu, now Invercargill
this thread is fucked
>>700937522
>tfw it's going to git 300 and there's nothing you can do about it/
>>700937711
if this thread gets to 300 i will f..
>>700937521
>SPIRAL
>PIRALS
>IRALSP
>RALSPI
>ALSPIR
>LSPIRA
>>700937788
learned from last night I see.
>>700937901
>spiral
Lap Sir
La Rips
Pal Sri
Pal Sir
Alp Sri
Alp Sir
Lap Sri
Las Rip
>>700937894
>literally this current year
actually still checking dubs
how new?
What is the funniest thing in the world and why is it farts?
>>700938197
>literally
>>700933065
I'd vault her with my pole if ya know what I mean
>>700938306
You would murder her with a sharp metal pole, and throw her over a wall with it. I get you fam.
Wanganui checking in
>>700938402
we're kindred spirits me & you
>>700938499
you and I fegit
>>700928411
>>700937788
So I have nudes of a few girls around NZ, anyone want any?
>>700938693
Once you have seen one sheep, they all look the same m8
>>700938693
Yes.
>inb4 cancer
>/b/ is cancer
But why have you come so late!?
Cuckanui reporting
>>700938745
>>700938693
don't bother. it's all cancer
>>700938745
Just when you thought sheep couldn't change.
Got given these as a valentines gift from someone.
>>700938814
Rule breakers, we out here
>>700938814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNzIKoAy2pk
300 like idbro
>>700938693
Ex's are bitches, and exposed they shall be.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Keeping it 300 like IDbro
>>700938765
I came late because I couldn't be fucked leaving the pub.
>>700938858
That's a nice bum. Whose it attached to?
>>700939036
>>700938912
>>700938858
NOO ASS
O
O
A
S
S
>>700938745
We're multicultural here bro
>>700938693
I have heaps of pics but nobody wants to see them and I'm not going to post them
>>700939247 -
Because no one likes fatties, faggot gtfo
>>700939051 - Ex of mine.
>>700938858
6/9 would bull her for you bro
>>700939247
If I wanted to look at a pig I'd go to the farm.
>>700939346
>>700939357
exactly.
>tfw into chubbers but nobody else is
>>700939349 - What she needs is her life ruined, Shes a manipulative bitch.
>>700939457
If she is in Auckland I will be happy to ruin her life. I am good at fucking up women emotionally.
>>700939457
What's her name?
>>700939529
>t. basement dwelling virgin
>>700939457
Name? part there of? whereabouts?
>>700939578
Nah. I am just a massive fuck up of a human bean and pass that fuckery on to everyone I am in contact with.
>>700939529
Thing is, When I was with her, she was in Auckland. She's fucked off outta there as far as I know, once people knew what she did.
>>700939557
First name is Ruth.
>>300
