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Explain this white people.
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Explain what? Kid is apparently a good shot and actually harvested her own meat, unlike you faggots who buy it at safeway and think you're morally superior for letting a factory farm kill animals for you.
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Using a rifle to hunt as opposed to killing someone for crack?
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APOLOGIZE
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>>700877333
I've heard of smearing a little of its blood on your face after your first kill but this...that's new to me.
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>>700877333
I'm sooooooo sorry
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What I see here is the girl I hope to raise some day.
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>>700877333
Bitches be crazy
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>>700877577
>>700877333
Pls quads
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>>700877652
Roll
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>>700877686
Goys cmon
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>>700877333

Real hunting skills something humans have been doing since well ever really
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>>700877333
you first
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>>700877766
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their not with use
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>>700877333

Going to be wifey material someday.
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>>700877766
>>700877577
>>700877333
Why does everything have too be about race?
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>>700877783
>inb4 "buh buh...mah racism"
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>>700877333
Killing the animal for sport is one thing, there's nothing wrong with harvesting meat for your family.
But letting your daughter eat it's heart? That's absolutely barbaric, what is this the 1016 AD? The father should be ashamed.
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>>700877333
It is white ppl. Do yourself a favor and feel the Neanderthal within you.
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>>700877333
She's practicing for school.
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>>700877777
no
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>>700877484
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>>700877333 right of passage.
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>>700877925
retard
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damn right she better eat that heart, it's her first kill. native american tradition, and they will definitely use every part of that deer.
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>>700877833
Why wait?
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>>700877925
Why? it's food all the same
B gone troll
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>>700877333
There are many reasons as to why we dominate the world my friends.
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>>700877925

>not eating the heart of your victims

SURE FEELS LIKE SUMMER
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>>700877985
Who let this slave onto his masters computer again?
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>>700877925
>all those words to say one thing
>I'm a pussy

That girl is already able to get more pussy than you will in your whole life.
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>>700877925
He's prolly a Trump supporter, tbh. Shit's fucked.
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>>700877607
Apology accepted
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>>700877333
in soviet russia, loli rapes you
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>>700877333

It's called a computer. White people invent it and you have the privilege of using it.
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>>700877333
Working for your meals instead of leaching from the government to provide like you niggers?
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>>700877333
Although I can confirm and check ops trips, his bait is mediocre at best. It would be a profoundly unwise generalization, to imply that all white people would raise their children, partaking in this culture. Furthermore, I'm white and this is some backwoods shit. Most white culture is fake and gay.
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>>700877333
http://www.worldstarhiphop com/videos/video.php?v=wshh92IdbiK2DYQJE7yF
Explain this, black "people"
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>>700877333
were just practicing for when we take back this country
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>>700877333

Sure, in some cultures it is a sign of respect to the fallen animal you killed to eat of it's heart, liver and such. Thought nowadays I'd expect to cook it first due to worms/parasites etc, you can see pop culture references to this in things like Dances With Wolves. It's a way to connect to and enspirit the power of your prey.

Similar instances can be seen in James Cameron's Avatar etc.

Happ?
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>>700878151

why do they always gloss up the black guys cock? They try to make it look longer than it is but it's just average size.
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Females eat hearts all the time she's just starting young
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>>700878151
Yes!!! We must give are women too them to show how sorry we are
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>master race
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>>700877925
>bait
Ashamed though, what's so shameful about fresh meat? I mean the whole point of killing it is to eat it. There are some parts of the animal that you have to eat fresh if you're gonna eat it at all, like the blood. Just cause the tradition is ancient doesn't make it barbaric.
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>>700878111
Yeah I'm a pussy because I don't let my 8 year old daughter eat a warm, beating heart of an animal like she was some sort of Polynesian warrior.
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>>700877333
go vegan you cucks
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>>700878337
It's annoying too because a lot of the girls deserve credit being 4'9'' 112 pounds making the niggers look like they have 2 ft of cock.
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>>700877333
anyone else get an erection?
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>>700878151
His cock is more chocolatey than the dirty brown cocks I'm used to seeing. I didn't cringe so much at it and enjoyed the white slice he's inside of.
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>>700878151
Here take my wife
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>>700878382
underrated post
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>>700877766
>Real hunting
>guns
Guns aren't hunting. They're an adult beating a 5 year old at chess.
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>>700878514
fuck off hippy
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>>700878514

I don't get it. You can love animals even if you kill them. I love me some cows, cause steak is good. I also love my dog because doggo.
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>>700878514
Fuck no vegans are pussies.
Aninmals were made for us to slaughter and eat.
And one day, I'll slaughter and eat your family too.
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>>700877333
Are you an OK fag too? Just saw this on FB.
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>>700878337
Its glossy from all dat fresh pussy juice you ultrafag
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>>700878514
>>700878437
The bait in this thread is all over the place. Trying to combine racial themes with veganism just makes me think we're getting invaded by some weird offspring of Tumblr and /pol/
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>>700878873

it's greasy from all that KFC, you cucklord.
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>>700878779
>>700878680
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>>700878793
You'll die of a heart attack from all the animal meat before you get a chance too
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>>700879040
Well duh

Chickens can't speak
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>>700879040

they don't say that because they are animals and cannot speak our language. They have no choice on how their lives end.

Just like slaves in the south a few hundred years ago.
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>>700878459
I'm glad you understand why you're a pussy.
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>>700879040

Yeah because plants aren't alive right?
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>>700877333
It's tradition. You're supposed to take a bite out of its heart to commemorate your first kill. Also people eat animal organs all the time. Japs do the same thing with frog hearts.
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>>700878459
What's wrong acting like a Polynesian warrior you racist prick?
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>>700879361
Exactly!!!!
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>>700879104
>thinks animal meat causes heart attacks
>thinks humans are herbivores and not omnivores

get an education moron
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>>700879526
>>700879526
He's probably talking about people who eat fast food more than 4 times a month
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>>700879361
plants are not sentient you dumb fag
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>>700877925
>Current Year
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>>700877577
lol i will never apologize for being white
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>>700878669

So is a bow and arrow or spear even just a plain old rock bruh. We throw bits of things at animal or people kill them.
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>>700879444
Fuck you can do it with beef and chicken right in th U.S.

I can pick up beef bones, blood, liver, heart, tripe all just from a local butcher (as can't any other fag on the planet who lives near one) eating the heart is a non-issue.

Eating it raw is pretty raunchy, but I bet it has a certain quality all its own.

Has anyone in this thread done similar?
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>>700879446
Because she's an 8 year old white American girl.
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>>700878151
>making love
I'll laugh if she gets raped by a bunch of them when they break into her home, like what happened to Cytherea.
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>>700879686
Prove it. Prove that chickens are. Prove that YOU are.
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>>700878514

Funny but dog is was considered a good meal in colonial america until civil war
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>>700877333
KHALEESI
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>>700877333
>white people
last time I checked, hunting and devouring the heart of your prey is a trait that can be found in every culture on earth, if you do enough research.
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>>700879526
actually closer to frugivores if you actualy knew a thing or two about biology. its so easy to see where not meant to eat meat. just look at the skeleton of our jaw it moves side to side in conjunction with our flat broad teeth. like every other herbivore/frugivore on the planet
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I wish I could give all the angsty trolled little white children in this thread a big ol hug.
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>>700879826
That's why every other culture/race got conquered by us right? Whites are the greatest warrior this earth has ever seen
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>>700879686

Oh? And how do you know? Which plant did you ask?


>>this nigger thinks he knows what plants think
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>>700877333

White people:

>Has a father involved in her life
>Self-sufficient, able to put meat on the table
>Able to afford a rifle and a scope, and able to buy them from an authorized FFL
>Literally consuming the heart of her prey, like an ancient warrior, taking in the vital nutrients to grow strong, smart, and capable

Black people:

>Doesn't even know the father's real name, mother was impregnated by a man who introduced himself as "skinnyboyslim" and fucked her within the same night.
>Utterly dependant on others, the government during peaceful times, during times of utter violence can only take from others, can't provide for themself.
>Able to afford a "Glawk fortay" problem solvah (in actuality it is a .38 special revolver) from the back of tyrovenatay's panel van. Total cost 50 dollars because it was used in a gang shooting either way.
>Consumes chitlins and fried chicken like their slave taught mammies used to make

Yeah, I'll be white, thank you very much.
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>>700879773
from what little I understand Deer is one of the few meats that due to its diet you can actually eat raw with little fear of nastiest.
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>>700879826
So? Who are you to decide how 8 year old American girls should act? Are you the child behavior cencor now? The Moral authority on child care? Why can't they?
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>>700877333
would look at that fire weapon? that's an easy shot tbqh smh
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Red meat is perfectly safe to eat raw. Safer than the fish used for sushi, which is typically deep frozen for weeks to kill the parasites before it is served.

Raw animal protein is always healthier than cooked because it is not denatured.
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>>700879936
i think and therefore i am.
plants dont think, plants dont have a central nervous system use your fucking head
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>>700880026
except humans actually have canines, I think you need to lrn2 biology friendo.
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>>700878514
I love how animals taste too anon.
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>>700877333
Great Father /Daughter memories! What a great DAD!
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>>700877597
Eating the heart of your kill is new to you? Its a fucking trope its shown so much in literature and media.

What do you do with your life that you have never heard of this? Sit alone in a dark room waiting for nothing?
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>>700880026
>>700879526
>being owned this damn hard lmao.
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>>700877333
What, have you never seen Red Dawn or something?
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>>700879759
Yea but guns are just too unfair. There's no contest. At least with bows and spears, there's a chance you won't get your meal.
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>>700877985
neanderthals are believed to have been smarter than homo sapiens you dumb faggot. they were bad our because homo sapien arr the original niggers and bred faster.
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>>700878459
>beating
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>>700880241
Are you actually able to read? You should reread his post, you dumbass.
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>>700880186
some plants have a nervous system and some studies say they feel pain stop eating plants eat rocks instead
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>>700880039
We conquer by using our intelligence and diplomacy, not by imitating the actions of those we deem needing our superiority.
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>>700877333
Long time ago people used to eat the heart of their first kill to absorb their strength. There is no logic to their actions, it is just tradition.
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She has worms. She needs a doctor.
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>>700877925
>Killing for fun is fine
>harvesting its meat is fine
>EATING IT IS BARBARIC WHAT THE FUCK!

You are a real piece of shit.
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>>700880026
You do realize that the other apes eat meat as well, right? They will opportunistically eat just about anything, just like us. That is one of humanities greatest advantages; our adaptability, including dietary variance. Stop pushing the "fruits and vegetables" meme you colossal faggot. You probably have the testosterone levels of a 5 year old girl. No wonder you don't eat meat, your little pumpkin stomach probably can't handle it. GTFO.
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>>700880186
>I think there fore I am
I'm pretty sure there'll be some strong disagreement on the claim that you think at all.
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>>700880382
>>700880026
same retarded illiterate fag
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>>700880456
You can eat if after you cook it and sit down to a meal like a civilized human being.
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>>700880358
you homo faggot?
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>>700880336
So is it with a gun. You can always miss. The real trick is finding one at all.
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>>700877925
Fag, its to get the power of the animal's spirit and make you a better hunter.
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Hey guys I just wanted to say hi before this bait thread reached 300 replies.
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>>700878514
you don't eat animals that serve a separate purpose/job you fuck. dogs are companion animals and help protect our shit. it's why horse is looked down upon as being eaten, even though it's good.
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>>700880241
but humans dont have sharp pointed teeth meant for ripping and tearing flesh. they have flat broad teeth and a highly movable jaw that works best on plant matter. did you even go to school kid???
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>>700877333

Cultural Appropriation

/thread
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>>700877333
Great she has a hobby
A fun one too, it's nature bitch why does it matter if the deer is killed by a little girl or starvation/dehydration
You think deers live long healthy lives and then peacefully lie down and die? Nope they get fucking killed sorry about your cuddly wuddly little animal though :(((
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>>700877333
Verifying your repeating integers.
White people have culture.
You wouldn't understand this because you have cable and the internet as a parent.
Our culture isn't Newports, malt liquor, and welfare. It's the hunter gather culture, and rituals of age are passed down.
>I can skin a buck, and run a trout line, because a country boy can survive.

You hate us, only cuz you ain't us. Aunt /b/ for the win.
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The world is paved with indecisive, flat squirrels. Don't be a flat squirrel.
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>>700880707
That doesn't mean we can't eat meat, you fucking simpleton.
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>>700880562
guess again carnivore cuck
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>>700877333
Tatonka
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>>700878158
Kek
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>>700877333
Satan makes demons, pretty simple.
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>>700880630
>Animal spirit
Sorry, I don't want any shit animal spirits. I'm human. We are fucking AMAZING at killing. If I want to see in the dark, I can put on headgear. Deploy motion sensors and thermal cameras.

Animals are total shit compared to us. We're genetic badasses. Every ancestor of yours was the best at survival and fucked to produce another genetic badass. And we're at the end of that long line.

As a person I might be weak and squishy. But as a race, we are genetic perfection.
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>>700880589
spoken like a true nigger
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>>700880665
People have been hunting and eating deer since the beginning.
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>>700880707
We have canines also for meat were opportunist eaters not plant munchers
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That kid just got heart worm
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This is what you call a future serial killer. I've seen enough Criminal Minds to know this.
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>>700880707

>>three out of four animals pictured opportunistic ly eat meat.

Nigger... Do you even school?
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>>700880474
yeah we can eat meat im not saying meats going to kill us if we eat it once in a while (like in times of crisis and need.) just stating that we are meant for plants its not that hard to see if you actually approached it from scientific stand point
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>>700877333
White people have no culture of their own so they have to steal it
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>>700877333
All my boner, OP.
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>>700881071
Nope. Whit folk take them chidrins to the vet regular like.
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>>700877577
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>>700880707
we only have flat broad teeth in the back. We're omnivores. also thank your fucking stars that we ate meat, because it's what has allowed us the extra caloric intake to grow larger more complex brains.
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>>700881007
I respect and admire animals but I know humans are the best overall.
Not the strongest or fastest creatures but we're the smartest by far.
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>>700877577
Where do I go to pay my reparations? TRUMP2016
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>>700880707
The front teeth are for tearing. Cows don't have canines.

And our ancestors all farmed meat and hunted. Its undeniable. And now we DO have the understanding to avoid eating meat. But there is no reason we should.
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>>700878514
>go vegan you cucks
>implying vegans aren't the ultimate cucks.
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>>700881130
>opportunisticly eat meat.
exactly my point you fucking dumbshit. where not made for meat were supposed to eat plants but we can if we need to.
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>>700878514
One is a work animal with an unmatched empathy with humans.

The other is a prolific breeder that has one of the most efficient conversions of energy to meat for a land animal and it feeds on scrap.

So yeah its perfectly fine to keep a dog and eat a pig you strawmaning numale.
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>>700881063
Canines are used in hunting and killing. Primates use them for fighting. Meat-eating animals have sharp molars for cutting through meat. Humans have flat molars for grinding seeds and plants.
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>>700877333
>Warm quivering heart
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>>700881167
We need animal protein for proper growth and development
Why do you think vegans are sick all the time?
Eating meat is fine just not McDonald's hamburgers every night
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>>700881185
> white people have no culture.
The whole OP is white people handing down culture.
Just go back to being head chef at Wendy's, Chad.
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>>700881037
how does that contradict what I said? are you retarded? deer don't serve/fill another purpose for us, therefore we can eat them.
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fresh meat is best meat.
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>>700877484
>and then she took a bite out of its warm still quivering heart
Yeah ok
Nothing to see here
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>>700881424
>were suppose to eat plants
Says who? Meat helps your body grow better and unless you're a fat fuck who eats bad hamburger meat every night you will live just as long as a vegan
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>>700881296
>implying our teeth in the front are sharp
KEK
also the complex brain myth from meat was debunked a long time ago.
>>700881353
as ive just said our teeth are not sharp at all there virtually useless for tearing into flesh. good luck peircing then tearing chunks of meat from an animal then chewing it raw.
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>>700881334
Exactly. We, collectively, are unstoppable. I don't think we should go around wiping out animal species, but there is no reason not to eat them. We are at the top of the food chain.

If I was alone with a starved bear, then IT would be the top of the food chain. And it wouldn't care. So why should I feel guilty for eating delicious bear?
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>>700880474
Former anthro major reporting in. While I don't remember much anymore(my life went in a more profitible direction) my professor was a Coroner, educator, and spent many years studying in Africa and was a part of the human genome project; I like to think she knew her shit.

When I asked her if she could settle the whole vegan and meat eater bullshit, which the vegan movement was just gaining big traction at that time, her response was something along the lines of:

Humans are omnivores. We evolved to survive on both meat and vegetables. That being said, our diets today are often too rich in meat and other things that we should less of like sugar and starches.

So the gist of it was yes, we are meat eaters but we should be eating less meat and more vegetables.

Personally, I don't give a shit. I eat all types of meats. I eat whats good and let the faggots debate.
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>>700881167
meat is the main reason our brains have evolved the way they have.
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>>700881716
>sharp at all there virtually useless for tearing into
I can literally bite into a steak and shred it with my front teeth. Most animals don't have razor sharp teeth, just pointy enough to dig in and grip while they jerk their head and tear out a chunk.

That is what we have in front, buddy. Omnivore FTW
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>>700877333
Trips, and this is why we are feared. A white girl who's like 3-6 years old killing an animal with a gun and eating it's beating heart. This is why we white people are feared
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>>700881353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgc-6zZj034

no our ancestors were mostly gatherers it was way to difficult to find adequate meat sources to feed large tribes.
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>>700881916
>steak.
you mean like cooked and seasoned? or just raw and cut perfectly for human consumption. try biting into a cows ass you fucking idiot
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>>700881424

Bullshit. You buy into that fucking food pyramid garbage don't you?

Stuff yourself with grains and empty carbs to save the animals, nigger how many years do you think humans have been surviving on meat? How many ice ages did we pop on down to the market for fucking kale? Dumb shit, think you're morally superior by shitting on the ancestors who killed mammoths so your limp wristed ass could look down your nose at people who respect protein and history.

Only fucking protein you get is the nuts and semen you can't stop swallowing before you pass out from farting too hard.
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>>700881716
no. no it wasnt. just because you don't want to believe it doesn't mean it was proven wrong.

>sharp canines
canines aren't going to be razor sharp first off. I can take a massive chunk out of you pretty easily with my front teeth.
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>>700880580
What does cooking have to do with civility? Raw is a perfectly acceptable option in most places not to mention that larger land animals aren't known for having communicable parasites like chicken and other smaller animals do.

I'm surprised your not on about how its irresponsible to have fire arms around children and women with your antiquated and latent sexists viewpoints.
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>>700881296
>we only have flat broad teeth in the back. We're omnivores
You're right, of course.
But here's an easier way to tell:
Just observe humans in their native habitat (suburbia, for instance).
We DO eat meat.
We DO eat veggies.
Clearly, we're omnivores.

>>700881334
>Not the strongest or fastest creatures but we're the smartest by far.
It's odd, but we are, in a sense, the fastest.
There are birds and fish that can outrun us, but NOTHING on four legs can outdistance a human over the course of 8-12 hours. (fat-asses notwithstanding)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting
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>>700881644
Which people have been doing since the dawn of time as celebration of victory and honor to the slain.

And it is perfectly healthy with larger animals.

>b-b-b-but the blood

If you eat meat, you eat blood. Deal with it nu-male.
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>>700877925
Been to Africa? I hear those niggers are barbaric.
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>>700881685
>>700881529
vegans are sick all the time? meat helps your body?
im sorry whats our number one killer? heart disease from clogged arteries! show me any carnivore or omnivore that gets clogged arteries they dont get clogged arteries because there body is built to quickly push through rotting meat as ive shown you in the chart (>>700880026
)above pay attention.
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>>700882152
go watch an animal eat raw meat, they don't shred it or really chew it, they swallow it more or less whole chunk.

now that that's our of the way, I eat raw meats quite regularly and have no issue biting into them or chewing them. cooked meat is easier to digest, getting the most nutrients from each meal, that's it. you can easily rip a chunk out of an animal with your teeth
>cows ass
we kill larger animals because we adapted tools, your proposition would need to be more along the lines of squirrels and rabbits, shit we would have really caught and ate with our teeth. which we could easily bite into raw.
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>>700880320
thanks anon your a real pal <3
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>>700880707
Where did humankind get B12 from before modern science learned to synthesize it?

PS: lack of B12 (aka, being vegan), causes brain dysfunction.
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>>700878151
>>700877577
DO YOU EVER WONDER ARE THESE ANGSTY WHITE BOYS?
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>>700877597
That's the ritual we did in AK. Tastes like menstrual flow, kinda chewy. Much nutritious.
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>>700882152
We're tool users. We cut out the flesh first. We don't have the big jaws to get through hide. And people eat raw fish without tools sometimes.

>>700881990
It is true, our more ancient ancestors did forage. But then we learned farming and animal husbandry, and suddenly we had meat in ample supply.

I'm not saying we should only eat meat. But to pretend our bodies do not have the tools to do it is ridiculous.
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>>700879944
Dog is still eaten regularly in Asia. There's nothing bad about eating dog meat, yet it's repulsive to Americans.

If we didn't gas stray and unwanted dogs, annually, there'd be enough meat to feed the entire US
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>>700882313
or observe human history for the passed 10,000 years where we find animal bones within village digs. we naturally eat meat, it's not a modern thing you dumb fuck.
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>>700880707

We evolved to eat cooked food. Cooked food requires less energy expenditure in chewing and digestion. To get the same amount of calories eating a raw diet that we do from a single meal we would need to be eating all day.

Humans are literally a different species than other apes, the diets of apes cannot sustain the energy requirements of our brains. However fruits, vegetables, and nuts are usually eaten raw as that best preserves their vitamin content. By deduction this means we must obtain our calories elsewhere.
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>>700882313
We also eat people and plastic and metal and sand. What are we?

We are the fastest over long distances and a modern bicycle is the most efficient instance of energy to motion ever observed on earth. Granted, solar gliders have better energy conservation and use almost entirely reclaimed energy but that conversion is still less efficient.
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>>700881716
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4733508

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/

What's that about not having sharp teeth? Something about useless? Gtfo, kid.
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>>700882163
im sure you eat raw meat all the time i 100% believe you.
if we were carnivores we wouldnt need forks and knives by your own logic
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>>700881732
I never said I was against eating animals
>>700882313
Humans are capable of some crazy shit, we can lose half our blood and live. And tons of other little crazy things humans are capable of.
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>>700877484
I understand what you are saying, but isn't there some sort of risk to letting your kid eat the still beating heart of a wild animal? I'm not giving you shit, i'm legitimately asking because i don't know.
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>>700883002
Didn't meant to imply you did. I was stating it as a general addon to our mutual circle jerkery
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>>700877607

Apology accepted.....Captain Needa....
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>>700877333
It's just like fishing, filleting, and eating the fish like sushi... what's the big deal?
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>>700878779
It's called "Love to pet, better to chew."
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>>700883064
Yes. The animal could have rabies or worms or more specific diseases. Even eating raw meat that has been carefully prepared from livestock has dangers.
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>>700882974
...we don't need forks and knives though, we use them for convenience. are you really retarded?
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>>700882685
we all are>>700877333
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>>700881716
>our teeth are not sharp
What are you? dumb?

Our teeth are nearly as sharp as any land animals teeth. Any sharper and they are subject to greatly increased chances of chipping and shattering.

The thing you are missing is the tooth is half the work. The other half is the masticators which apply energy to the point pressure of the teeth.

Look at big cats, there teeth look dull compared to ours because their masticators are fucking huge.
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>>700883092
Ah all good then man
I would eat any animal but I would rather avoid eating cats or dogs because of my emotional attachment to those animals.
But if I was attacked by a dog I would kill it.
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>>700882836
so what im saying is if we foraged before we learned farming and animal husbandry then we were probaly meant to keep foraging. why is freewill such a scared thing to everybody? just because we can doesnt mean its whats right. we are so obviously meant to eat plants its ridiculous. im not saying you shouldnt eat meat im just saying to you and everyone else that we are naturally plant based
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>>700877333
Nice trips...

however
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ITT
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>>700877333
Lol, I know indians who do that too. Consuming the heart of your first hunt is a badass thing, not a particularly white thing, (though I don't see the difference).
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>>700883400
Ditto. I like you. You're good. You're a good dude. Have a nice night.
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>>700883404
we didn't just forage. we started out as hunter gatherers you idiot. it's not like we walked around feeding our tribes with foraged nuts and berries. so by your logic, we were hunter gatherers (foragers) so we should stay that way, oh wait, we pretty much fucking have.
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>>700882974

Sushi, Steak Tar Tar, hell you never seen slow bath cooking machines that kill any bacteria/parasites but leave the food with it's uncooked texture? Really popular in France, even won one of those hell's kitchen orcwhatever shows.

And were not carnivores. We're omnivores, and you ever hear of chop sticks nigger?

>>nigger thinks we need forks and knives to chew
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I know american indians who do that too. Eating the heart of your first hunt isn't just a white thing; it's a badass thing. (Not that there's any difference).
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>>700877333
Over-generalization

If I posted a picture of a black persons family picture with no father present would that be fair?
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>>700883404
The reason meat got mixed in was because it provides a very dense nutritional source. Not just calories but nutrients and vitamins. The nomads foraged, but ALSO followed the foraging animals.

Now-a-days, I agree we eat MUCH, MUCH more meat than our ancient ancestors would have. But they didn't just start killing cows and eating what was left for fun.
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>>700878669
Try it. Not as easy as you think. There are as many as 500 deer/square mile in Oregon coast range. Go walk for ten miles and tell me how many you see.

You won't see any in a month, cuz they know they're shit. I swear I've seen deer panic and break out of cover less than 20 feet from me, that I had no clue were there, at hearing the word 'gun'.
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>>700882588
Don't even fucking pretend like that's from eating meat alone thats from people who eat potato chips and soda and never exercise
You can eat meat all you want and still be healthy if you exercise and balance it with vegatables
But go back too having the flu 24/7 vegan faggot
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>>700883833
not to chew to manage the food into more bite sized pieces. you dont see a lion in the wild making sure his food is small enough for him to eat he just rips into the animal
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>>700883404
we are believed to have originally been aquatic mamilia/mammals that frequented near and ventured into water regularly. so please explain why the fuck we swam into the water so much, if not for animals? sure as shit wasn't for foraging
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>>700878938
My sides.. anon.. my sides hurt now.
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>>700877777
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>>700877333

It's what's going to happen to you in the upcoming race war.

>White children will be doing this to YOUR heart!

>R U scared? You better be!
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>>700883064
Not really and anyone that says otherwise is a consumerist that has never done research.

That other jackass mentioned rabies which is the most noticeable illness in animals. You don't go near them and you don't eat them. There are very few parasites that target deer that would be harmful to humans. Generally the bigger the land animal the less parasites infest them. Heart worms in a deer are obvious and can be avoided however eating heart worms...does not lead to heart worm infection in humans! who knew. The most dangerous thing a deer has that can harm a human (after the deer itself is dead) is ticks but they are in the skin and you don't eat the skin.

So no, there is no realistic risk in biting into a fresh deer heart other than it offends people that have never hunted or harvested their food.
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>>700877333
inb4 bestiality
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>>700884035
I'm not on board with this person, but no, heart disease isn't only linked to sugary drinks and salty snacks. They don't help, but most people don't live on that stuff.

Generally, people consume a shitton of red meat, which IS high in bad cholesterol without a lot of good cholesterol to balance it out. And over 3 decades or more, it adds up. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't eat meat. Just that, you know, maybe have some white meat or fruit more often.
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What the fuck was this thread about? I forgot ten pages down still looking for the cheese pizza.
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>>700879686
Neither are vegans, sjws, or feminists.
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>>700882637
from dirt where the other herbivores get it......
we only dont get it now cause we spray out shit with pesticides, then wash it before we prepare it, then we cook it. no shit theres no b12 left
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>>700878938

>Tumpol?
>Polblr?
>Tumbop?
>Keemster Central?

>YOU DECIDE!
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>>700884137
we don't do it take make sure it's small enough to eat. we use forks and knifes out of convenience. I rip into steak without cutting it up. people cut their food to prevent choking and it allows better digestion, which it would for the lion if it was cut up for him as well.
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>>700879944
It still is. And checked
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>>700877333
Ehh whatever, she hunted it and was going to eat it. Her dad's descriptions sounds like he's trying too hard though
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>>700881716
I pray for the end of days, when I can finally taste long pig.
I will make tools from your bones, eat your body, and make a tarp from your bloated useless body.
The end of civilization is closer than you accept.
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>>700883303
Livestock, especially in the U.S. and GB are less healthy than wild animals because of improper breeding, pesticide use and antibiotic & hormone over use.

Cooking meat to the proper temperatures eliminates all bacteria and parasites, venison has a low temperature because the main concern is bacteria from being handled and transported, NOT parasites.
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>>700884035
>balance it with vegatables.
why not just eat plant foods and not worry about 13-14 of our top 15 most common killers?.
haveing the flu 24/7? last time i had the flu i was an omnivore im never sick anymore. most sicknesses in the western world are cause by poor nutrition primarily the increase in animal products. look at china there are parts of china that never even knew what a heart attack was until they started eating more and more animal products. you cant clog an artery if you dont consume cholesterol thats just basic biology
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>>700882517

>eat meat, eat blood

maybe consider the difference in quantity of blood, and also how we usually fucking cook our meat.

i mean, i know the raw flesh and blood are almost always fine. it's just that your strawman was so shitty when there are valid points to make in your favor already.
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>>700884881
I would be VERY concerned about parasites in wild game.
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>>700884873
you wouldnt be able to keep up with a plant based person you would probaly keel over and die of a heart attack before you even got close.
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>>700880707
>hippo
>herbivore
They mainly diet on plants and shit but they do eat meat
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>>700884137

Lions tongues are rough enough to scour the skin off a person by licking it repeatedly, read the book Ghost and the Darkness was based off of.

Lions, and many animals for that matter swallow meat chunks whole and digest slowly... but that's besides the point. Lions are carnivores, their entire existence is meat. They have specialize anatomy to handle it.

Humans are omnivores, doesn't matter WHAT tools we use we still eat meat. Still need meat. It's the best source of protein, iron, minerals, etc. Some people are allergic to nuts you know... But it regardless.

RESPECT the things you kill so that you may lives, plants, animals, fruit, give thanks even if you curse being born on a planet or universe where life must feed on life. That will ease your guilty mind far better than screaming at others like some kind of morally superior fag.

Nigger.
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>>700885050
>white people

Black folk were doing this when they wuz kings n shit in egypt.
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>>700878669

Sure, but I bet you're the kind of faggot who also gets pissed about the guy who killed a bear with a spear

go fuck yourself

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ohio-hunter-kills-bear-spear-warning-disturbing-video-article-1.2753734
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>>700881037

Holy shit! I had no idea there was a fat, human version of...

>BELLWETHER!

Pic related.
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>>700884431
Her fur would smell awful for days
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>>700877333
>>700877484
>>700877570
This is how fucking retarded Americans actually are.
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>>700877333
stfu you fucking ngiger fuck ill fucking kill oyu fuckingy you
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>>700880358
We just formed larger armies, and tolerated far worse squalor, outconsuming the other hominids everywhere. Or just spread our nasty diseases we got from sharing huts with livestock, like killed 98% of N. American Skraelings.
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>>700880117
>from what little I understand Deer is one of the few meats that due to its diet you can actually eat raw with little fear of nastiest.

You can eat meat raw as long as you did not puncture any digestive tract organs when cleaning the animal. The aversion to raw meat that people have is because we are used to raw meat being processed. The path from animal to grocery store is a dirty one.
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>>700885050
apples and oranges. those places in China also didn't have the sedentary life styles we do.

there was an article about the world's oldest person that ate bacon and bread soaked in bacon grease every morning for about 80 years. an island in Europe has the most people over 100+ and they aren't heribivores, they just don't sit at desks and on their asses like us.

>flu
I can't even remember the last time I had the actual flu. see how that works? anecdotal evidence isn't real evidence.
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>>700885185
Again, venison isn't known for having parasites that are harmful to humans (aside from ticks which are only in the skin), neither are bears or moose or big cats or any other large animal that typically has its heart eaten by the hunter.

Parasites are definitely a concern when eating raw meat but it isn't the boogie man it is made out to be and one animal is not the same risk as another.

That being said a simple fire will cure that meat of any threat but cooking store bought meat doesn't get rid of the antibiotic and hormone build up.

You are fucking dumb if you think wild meat is more dangerous than storebought.
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>>700885211
Checked.
I am a butcher, irl. I work out 4 days a week, and prep for the end of days on the other two. One for family and reflection.
I'd kill people like you, now, if we were allowed to cull the herd like deer. I plan most days on how to survive when society fails.
I'll make Rocky mountain oysters out of you kid, I already have the recipe.
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>>700877333

Doesn't matter if you agree with this weird shit or not, it's not the societal normal and when she gets to high school and tells her friends how she took a bite out of a deer heart they're not going to want to associate.

This father, who must be weirdly into hunting or some shit, is doing his kid a disservice by making them do shit like this. I'm white, but I find it odd why her dad encourages this shit.

For all you pussies who get all wet for hunting and, "getting your own meat".. fuck you and fuck off. It's 2016, I'm probably tougher than any of you camo wearin belt buckled redneck pussies who think this is good parenting. We get our meat from a store in places where you can make an actual name for yourself. If you live in the fucking woods off the grid somewhere you really don't fucking matter.

Get over it.
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>>700885477
Fuck off troll I bet you're American go back too your safe zone and keep pretending the world is a nice and loving place
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>>700885979
so... many... edges...
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>>700885979
Why? It was a stupid fucking picture she probably thought it was disgusting and spat it out

Lots of girls go hunting it's not some crazy barbaric thing
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>>700885967
you'll make goat balls out of him?
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>>700877333
In some areas its a tradition to take a bite of the heart of your first kill. It makes the hunt more real, brings us closer to our ancestry. Her dad must be the proudest man on earth.
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>>700881130
I think camels eat scorpions as well
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>>700877333
Natives did this too. Not just these white people in the picture. Food born illness from meat is not really an issue here. Unlike in pork. OP is a nigger.
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>hunting is only for white people
Fuck you too, cunt
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>>700886352
and to add to this and the Chinese argument. rural Chinese eat insects for protein. little to no cholesteral, but still meat.
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>>700886352

Fuck that'd be hard core.

What if their humps were full of scorpeon venom and that's why they spit?

Fucking camels
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>>700886205
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Rocky+mountain+oysters
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>>700881990
also we grew plants and started eating carbs long before farming animals.
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>>700886170

I'm talking about biting the heart for no fucking reason whatsoever. And there is no edge here, I'm an educated adult slightly annoyed with all of you stupid mother fuckers out there. I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering the main appeal of this place is to teenagers who have shit for brains.

Literally WOOSH
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>>700886005
I am American.

Im just not such a fucking attention whore that take bites out of raw deer hearts.

I cook my meat like a smart person. And yes, I have killed and eaten a deer before.

This is fucking stupid.
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>>700878514
But knowing many dinosaur corpses were dissolved into basic parts and absorbed into my flesh is awesome.
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To those vegetarians in the thread:

>When the world ends and the starving millions scourge the earth like a devouring hoard those of us who have such skills as that little girl will survive because we'll be far away from it all.

>Not knowing what to do, you will remain where you are and be killed by the marauding sea of human waste.

>Hunters: 1
>Vegetarians: 0

Pic related: Even plants are carnivores, idiots!!
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>>700886692
like I said, goat balls
did you not read the shit under it you stupid fuck? granted it does say bull and sheep, but still their balls.
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>>700881437
You might be really surprised at what fine companions pigs make m8.

They're smarter than dogs, for one. Tastier too, though I've never tried dog bacon. Bear bacon is def the shit tho, if you stick with fat, fall, berry fed blacks.
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>>700877333
This is why we were able to subjugate the entire world. No fear.
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>>700886767
> I'm educated but can't make a statement without saying swear words every other word.

How's a guy who makes concrete for a living so educated?
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>>700877333
second pic looks shopped
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>>700880707
Damn near every animal would eat meat if it had the chance. There is a video out there of a deer eating the corpse of another deer for fuck's sake.
We're just a predator that didn't rely on tooth and claw to get the sweet flesh of beasts. Didn't need to have super teeth for long either since fire became a thing.
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>>700887051
>Pic related: Even plants are carnivores, idiots!!
back to facebook you go
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>>700887211

>Educated
>Adult
>Pick one.
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>>700886715
this anon this
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>>700887336

>Not falling for the bait, faggot.

>Lurk moar.
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>>700881472
You are retarded. Gtfo, and stfo.

We eat meat, in every human culture ever studied in history, preferentially - except for you fucking potatoelovers.
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>>700887323
im not talking about if an animal would. and im not talking about rare occasions like a deer eating another deer im talking about what were meant to eat as ive already said many times just give up your spitting out the same stupid shit as everyone else LEL
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>>700887144
> granted everything I said is wrong and you proved it, how am I so dumb to keep arguing?
Fix*d that typo for you.
Google is your friend. I'm not.
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>>700887392
You need energy to pin down a wild boar and bend it to your will. Hell you go try to wrestle a modern pig in to submission and you'll get tired pretty fast, imagine that shit with tusks and anger problems.
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>>700887590
I clicked your link. Google comes up saying it's fucking goat balls you idiot. are you trolling or just retarded?
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>>700877333
I remember doing that hahaa, good for her, good for her dad too. She'll make a fine woman if he keeps raising that youngin like that.
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>>700881633
Awesome buck! Why'd you kill all it's babymamas?
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>>700877333
she needed to absorb its power
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Hating white people is trendy with niggers and people who think they help the oppressed by tweeting
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>>700887167
I have pigs but I don't breed them, its a share with a neighbor. I like them a lot but I also eat them. You can't train them to do anything. The best thing they do is breed and get fat.
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>>700887578
what we are meant to eat is what we and our ancestors have eaten for as long as we have been able to find human remains and sites....both plants and animals.
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>>700885824

Dear Dr. Stupid

Cooking doesn't destroy mad deer disease.
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>>700888040
pigs are actually smarter than most dogs. you may just not know how to train them, it wouldn't be the same as with a dog because they lack pack mentality that we share with canines.
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Proof of what one anon said about all animals eating just about anything.

>Vid related: It's a DEER (a supposed omnivore) eating a LIVE BIRD!
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>>700888267
Prions are misfolded proteins but, cooking helps a lot nigger, you gotta cook that shot deep
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>>700881990
That's why herding/pastoralist cultures outcompeted all others.
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>>700877333
Hope she likes worms
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>>700888291
Which is what makes a dog a work animal and a pig an eating animal.
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>>700887578
Nothing is meant to eat fucking anything, its a matter of what they're best adapted to eat. Just as a dog can and would eat a slice of watermelon you give it, a hamster isn't going to complain about a strip of jerky.
Meat just straight up has more energy, but usually takes more energy to get. Some animals evolved to say fuck it and eat shitloads of plants, some evolved to hunt the grass eaters that are built like tanks with spikes. Its not a matter of being meant to eat it, its a matter of what tools they have that makes it easy.
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>>700877333
good the girl will be able to shoot the nigger that trys to rape her
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>>700877333
Drugs are bad mkay....
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>>700877333
Is that safe?
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>>700887826
This is what Google says, you fucking moron.

>Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat

It isn't real info if you have to go to page 145 to justify your lack of reading comprehension.

Bull, pig, and sheep aren't goat you fucking inbred asshat. Go back to grade school, I bet you get confused when you have to count past five.
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>>700888487
>implying it wont be a white neckbeard who tries to rape her
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>>700888440

You don't get worms from deer meat (venison), you get it from wild pork. Also, don't eat bear meat. Fucking trichinosis like a muthafucka, boy!
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>>700888473
oh no I agree. I'm the guy from the beginning of the thread that said we generally eat animals that serve no other function to us, frowning upon others that do (people that eat dog, horse, etc)
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>>700887915
my nigga.
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>>700877333
shrug i had to the same thing my first deer, it tastes kind of like salt and is really chewy.

>it also makes a decent venison stew
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>>700888695
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>>700888267
Mad deer disease has never been shown to transfer to humans, it would also be in commercially available meat.

Mad cow has killed less than 500 people in recorded history.

So what was your point? Fear mongering?
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>>700878042
This anon knows what's up. It's a rite of passage, performed by hunters on the first deer he/she has ever killed. You don't swallow the piece of heart.
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>>700888267

It's clear cooking doesn't destroy stupidity, either.

>What was on YOUR plate, today?
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>>700888601
I said it said bull, pig and sheep as well. you conveniently leave that out. fucking Internet tough guy here, what's the matter did someone make fun of your shitty career as a butcher so you come on here thinking I give a shit?

you can make them out of goat balls as well, the fact that your splitting hairs about what fucking animals testicle your eating makes you an enormous faggot and pathetic.
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>HAGGIS!

>/thread
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>>700883064
Its a tradition for me and my father when we go on a hunt and kill an animal we give praise and eat some sort of its meat...etc there is more of a risk with store bought meat then a wild animal even if its raw
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threads dead. abandon ship.
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>>700888698
bear does not taste good, ive had bear (black bear from an Alaskan hunt for browns that went weird).
Even after baking on a firepit for 5 hours wrapped in bacon and citrus slices it was still tough as hell and gamey as fuck.
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>>700889142
Sure you did, kid. Here's your post.
>>700887826
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>>700885979
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
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>>700888930
not to mention as long as you avoid the brain and colon you are probably safe and only a harambe lover would eat the brain or colon
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>>700882517
Funny if it was a black African dude he'd be a savage nigger. But crackers copy their traditional and style and suddenly it's fucking heroic. Pathetic
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>>700877577
No
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>>700889748
actually here's my post
>>700887144
oh what's that? you're an enormous faggot and should just kill yourself for being a massive waste of human life?
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