Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ice claim!
Hello friends!
>>700863483
Oh! The thing with the stuff and the guy! Yeah I did that stuff. All I did was do that and then do this and then I was done.
Clammed
Claimed.
Penny Claim~
>>700863792
Slowly healing.
still here
>>700863933
My nieces name is going to be Penelope, her nickiname shall be Neo
>>700863191
Well she's fairly cute. Certainly wouldn't go so far as perfection. I dislike her hair. The tail looking thing more specifically.
>>700863303
I have to wonder how much of the reason you like those is just the white.
>>700863341
Well anything really.
But mostly once girls start looking too actually young, for me at least, they quickly lose appeal. I have a hard time pinning down exactly what it is, but yeah. "Too young" is the words that pop to mind.
(Googled more pictures of her)
She's straddling that line. Sometimes she's kinda cute, usually in the more chibi versions, sometimes she looks like a young kid.
Depends on the art.
>>700863792
Duh. Why even ask? Kancolle has so many boats that even fans of the show can't name all of them, probably even most of them.
this one is mine
>>700863933
Ice Cream for i scream!
>>700864194
Didn't deny you like boats. I always knew it.
>>700864229
>>700863952
Perfect, now on to phase 2!
>>700863483
Classic F2P game
>>700864275
Do i have to deny it every single time i post?
You have high expectations.
>>700864178
Haha thats cute.
>>700863939
Hello Ruby!
>>700864247
I scream on the inside!
>>700864229
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Rolling for God of waifus
>>700863952
Hello ika
>>700863987
That's good, don't pick at it
>>700863987
Hey Penny
>>700864194
That's a lot of boats
>>700864281
fucking yes
>>700864445
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>700864399
That sounds fair.
>>700864445
So close, yet so far
Mine
>>700864464
Hey Fran, whats up? ^^
>>700864445
You were so close too
>>700864445
Fgt
>>700864372
And uhh... Phase 2?
>>700864464
What's up Fran!
where did you go lewd anon?
>>700864445
off by one.
>>700864194
I get the impression that RJ is supposed to be older than most DDs, that includes Hibiki, Yayoi, Yuudachi and their respective classes, despite being extremely short and... flat.
>>700862921 (Alice)
>>700863060 (Shizuru)
Hugs it is then.
>>700862992 (Yuiko)
It was nothing more than some thinning I had them do, but it feels so much better now.
>>700863268 (Ika)
>Not thinking you're amazing in some way or another.
Have some more faith in yourself, Ika.
>>700864394
It works really really well except when it doesn't!
>>700864648
Ya, with the boat and the bag!
>>700864777
Cute
>>700864679
I just noticed our filenames are pretty similar.
>>700864889
Yes you are, princess~
>>700864394
Hello anon, so what's it like having your waifu stolen by >>700864777
>>700864620
Great claim
>>700864683
DFC
>>700864660
Hey Holo, how are you?
>>700864721
Yay, more hugs
>>700864777
Ah, that's a classic problem
>>700865027
No one can steal Alice
>>700864988
Not me! I meant you!
>>700864777
>Trips.
Commence Phase 2, pronto!
>Captcha was boats.
>>700864915
That was unintentional. but it's fitting when i think about it.
>>700864445
Hnnh
>>700864416
Only? What's the other 40%?
>>700864464
It really is. I know one thing i did to "test which boat you liked" had over 100.
>>700864559
I think i've expressed my disdain for boats enough times that people get it. That's the only reason they always call me a boat, actually.
>>700864683
Maybe, she still hits that particular key for me where she looks too young. Can't explain it very well.
Shizuru hits it in certain arts of her too.
>That art is a bit better
>>700864721
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>>700864721
Ok, now what? I've put more faith into my body.
>>700864777
Does this count as a boat?
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>ika
>>700864915
>>700864436
>>700865283
Shit tier Rooster Teeth waifus
>>700865188
Pretty annoying to be honest. Wish it gave me more of an error message, or what to be specific is going wrong.
>>700865252
Simply not possible, as I am not a princess!
>>700865253
Good, gooood.
>>700865321
Would be better with a bit more space, but we'll make it work.
>>700865454
Eh, beats most of the other 3d shit
Claiming Felix
>>700864436
For Ice Cream, Correct?
>>700864445
I must admit, i chuckled.
>>700865359
>>700865494
>>700865549
>>700865714
Are you trying to make it look like you got more replies for when you screencap your own post?
>>700865164
DFC for life.
>>700865306
I think this is the kind of things that can't be understood, but the fact that they exist can be understood.
You can see her official artwork here, while it might not be the best it's still very important because this is what her design is supposed to be.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Ryuujou/Gallery
So... does it hit that particular key for you?
>>700864627
>>700864648
Lamb is almost done!
>>700865306
Holy shit that's a lot of loli boats
>>700865887
desire to live decreases
>>700865976
They're not all lolis...
>>700865868
Her official art still looks a little young, but it's nowhere near as bad.
>>700865976
Nice!~
>K had friends over and was playing vidya with them
>Now me and J are gonna play Unturned
>K is playin Xenosaga.
>>700865283
Hi Yang!
>>700865780
Of course!
>>700866357
>>700866418
>>700866485
GG No Re.
>>700865698
I think she has enough space.
>>700865976
>lamb
Is lamb that good? I remember tasting it and I disliked it so much.
>>700866296
Hi Neo!
>>700865306
Depends on the ship or abyssal
I need lewds
>>700865188
>>700865306
>Hugs.
>I need to find a hugging pic.
>>700865321
Then do a little activity, like a short jog or something.
>>700865698
Now go and fetch me a medic, I think I'm having a heart attack from all of the cute!
>>700864445
Rollin rollin rollin....
>>700866599
TOP WEW
>>700866747
Well, I'm no medic, but I'll have to tell you to stay away from excess cute so you don't have another heart attack. Which means no going around Koume.
>>700866642
Your sister is chubby during Summer.
>>700866296
Good to know.
>>700867012
i wish i had a cute dog boat
>>700866747
I've already done that. I walked back home already.
>I also saw this last night so I'll answer it
Black and blue
>just how I like my niggers too
>ika
>>700866163
How many are? 90%?
>>700866260
Sounds good, I'll keep you posted on the lamb
>>700866599
Depends on how you cook it. My dad and I are suveeing it and then searing the outside. We are putting it in a sauce made with pepper jelly, soy sauce, olive oil, and some sugar. The stuff is practically candy
And why the lewd?
>>700867286
Radical.
>Also: I didn't know this but in 40k Creed is an amazing Tactical Genius
>Tfw can give scout rules to any unit
>TFW YOU CAN GET FLANKED BY A FUCKING BANEBLADE OUTTA NOWHERE.
Its beautiful.
>>700866642
Tatsuta is pretty cute. I've always liked her design.
>Though that particular art of her is a little much, imo.
I suppose it's a good thing that you have specific reasons for each one. I was half expecting "Misanthropic" to be the answer.
>>700866747
Time to go looking, maybe.
Specific art can be hard to find sometimes.
>>700867286
I think you misunderstand what i meant...
There's not all that large a percentage of loli among the boats. The 100 some odd is just the total number of boats. Not the total number of boats i like.
>The total number i like is 0
>>700866602
You do need a haircut.
>>700867286
I ate some lamb at some middle eastern restaurant in San Diego couple years ago. It tasted really... something... I can't remember but I didn't like it.
>trace back to Makoto's comment.
>something about she doesnt have space.
>>700867496
He hides them from behind a tree
>>700867508
No love for the loli boats?
>>700867743
Lamb is good. It gets super juicy
>>700866919
Is Koume normally a bully or was that Sachii pulling a prank on me the other day?
>>700867234
>Blue.
Good choice(s), now what's your favorite season?
>>700867508
I'll get on that ASAP.
>>700868120
>Tfw Baneblade and Sentinel hidden behind a shrub.
Absolute Beauty.
TACTICAL GENIUS!
>>700867593
Yang's hair is perfect the way it is.
Do not touch it!
Haruna claimed.
>Running 2-4 for the waifu
>Get 3 Takao's in a row
>What is life?
Im taking blake.
>>700868120
There's a couple that are pretty cute.
Them being cute does not equate to me liking them though. As i keep saying, i'm not fond of characters who have as much personality as your average dinner plate.
When their entire life's story and personality can easily be summed up into a paragraph or two...
>>700868441
RNG is quite hilarious when you want to get a specific boat. Got Haruna without much difficulty, took me a month to get my only Takao.
I wasn't farming specific maps for her though.
>>700868332
Mmmm, I don't know. You got your arm sliced now let me slice your hair eh?
>>700868202
Summer of course. I used to do more interesting things years ago but now I just laze about. Plus more sunlight because of the shit Daylight Savings.
>black is technically not a color for it is a lack of light instead.
>>700868120
That sounds like lamb cooked right then! Meat shouldn't be dry
>>700868690
RNG is a bully...
I was just trying to beat 2-4. The compass always screws me over... Your lucky...
Back! (・ω・)
>>700868690
Fun Police!
>>700869017
Front! (・ω・)
>ika
>>700868239
Don't think about it too hard
Don't try to put rules into rational thought, if Necron Immortals equipped with Tesla Carbines are allowed to be two linked, they get more hits than shits fired
>>700868497
RIP loli boats
Same though, I hate how simple a lot of harem slice of life characters are
>>700868928
That's what suveeing is for, keeps the juices locked in
Suveeing is cooking things in a hot water bath while the meat is in a vacuum pack
>>700868928
>Says they like summer.
>Posts a winter picture.
Pick one.
>>700867012
Its extra salt storage.
>post Tatsuta
>Tatsuta drops
>Reply with Tokitsukaze
>Tokitsukaze drops
Magic
>>700867508
Its just her summer outfit.
>Misanthropic
Might be a part of it.
>>700868441
Isnt 2-2 better for her?
>>700868997
>The compass always screws me over
Check the branching rules http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/World_2:_%E5%8D%97%E8%A5%BF%E8%AB%B8%E5%B3%B6%E6%B5%B7%E5%9F%9F
>Syndra
>>700868792
That wouldn't be the best idea.
I have no intro so hi
>>700868997
>The compass always screws me over...
I know right, the compass makes me question life and want to punch my screen, and I'm the kind of person that never does anything violent toward a device.
>you're lucky
I might have been in this case but trust me, it's just karma compensating me from my usual bad luck.
>>700869098
Stop making this joke.
I'm bored
I don't know if I should play more superhot or continue to try and get better at the new bo3 zombies map
>>700869341
Will the magic work again?
I think i need to go now, see you all in a bit.
>>700869523
what joke?
>>700869212
Hey there.
Here's the deal. I will rate the Spider-Man movies from best to worst, just based on how good I thought they were, how much I liked them, my shitty opinion/taste.
...
Spider-Man 3 = Spider-Man > The Amazing Spider-Man 2 > Spider-Man 2 > The Amazing Spider-Man.
If this post ends in an 8, I am right, and you must write a short little song about your Waifu, to the tune of the Spider-Man theme.
>>700866642
>>700869341
Does summer change her eye color?
Sorry. Couldn't help but notice.
>>700869489
Hello
>>700869591
Maybe you could fap?
>>700869699
Good bye!
>>700869852
Afraid you never get the gets my friend
>>700869341
It is but im trying oh so hard to clear 2-4...
There are rules? I gotta check this out...
Also hello Syndra, how are you today?
>>700869523
Same here... I always end up with heavy damage or something stupid because it sends me the wrong way...
At least you get some good luck... The only luck i've gotten is an Ise drop.
>>700869852
spider man has a theme?
>>700863774
>>700869335
Ahh! Good to know. Sounds like a helpful tip to help me in all my meat cooking needs.
>>700869339
I pick summer :^)
>>700869815
Yo. Wie gehts?
>>700869591
>>700870031
>maybe you could fap?
This
Tomoko
>>700870176
I'm talking about the...
>Spider-Man Spider-Man
>Does whatever a spider can
>>700869348
Alright sassy.
>>700870031
I already have though a few times already
>>700869626
Calm down, im only in E-2
Post Kashima or Prinz because thats what im farming for
>>700869883
Kinda
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>>700870042
I'm alright, just boat stuf
Yes, some maps have different rules that increase the chances of you going to that node.
>Syndra
>>700870472
oh that little bit
>>700870602
Interesting. Wonder if that was intentional.
I think she looks better with yellow eyes, myself.
>>700870327
Danke mir gehts gut. Wie geht es dir?
I hope Google Translate is half decent!
Y none of my hoes here?
Lamb is almost ready. Just about to sear it
>>700870327
You have to get a fancy thing to do it, but it is worth it
>>700870516
To some qt traps?
>>700870978
you have hoes?
>>700870602
Also,
>Farming for a boat with white hair
Hmmm.
>>700871143
Yes
And some dark elves too
>>700870602
>just boat stuff
Story of my life lately. kek.
I didnt know that... Thanks for the tip!
>>700871161
They might as well be
Yuuki ain't dom and Rikka sure as hell submissive
>>700871243
Fuck I hate you, I didn't know you were a fucking trap. Had hates you!
>>700870861
Yeah I had to use it for your comment. I've only taken 2 days of German so I just said something random. And I'm good. Had an interview, and I think I blew it out of the park.
>>700870978
Because you here hoe.
>>700871143
Sounds fancy. I've never heard of it before.
Calamity-masu'd
Somehow I passed out and shit
>>700871629
Gute nacht.
>>700870978
I'm here!
But I still like the other Yuno more
>>700871243
Go for it. Do whatever tickles your donger
>>700871624
Silly French and their different ways to cook stuff
>>700871634
Ayy lmao
>>700871629
Night beautiful
>>700871243
why not normal elves
>>700871534
i dont think that makes them hoes
>>700871634
think that means youre tired
>>700871624
Sounds like you wanna catch these hands
>>700871634
Ew change your pants first
>>700871748
You ain't shit to me nigga
Take yo stanky ass yo the discount yuno
>>700871942
What would they be then?
>>700870781
No luck
http://i.imgur.com/EPz5PuS.png
>>700870828
I would have to go with purple.
>>700871188
Its a coincidence, i swear
>>700871431
Anything else you would like to know?
Fuck my shitty internet. did i miss anything?
>>700871748
Ayy
>>700871942
What else does it mean? Cancer?
>>700871969
I didn't mean it like that!
>>700871624
Learning a new language sounds fun. I'd like to learn more Russian in the future~.
Oh, that's good news! Glad to hear it. What was the interview for?
>>700871629
sleep tight, best girl (・ω・)
>>700872174
Oooo Yang
You my nigga now
>>700872227
SURE YOU DIDN'T
>>700872080
i dont know people?
>>700872227
no just that you need some sleep
>>700871942
Idk the skin color and the curves just get me going tbh
>Felix-anon
>>700871969
Just going to say he is a great guy
And much chiller than you
>>700872227
How is the cancer stream?
>>700872372
This was supposed to be there
>felix anon
>>700872108
Does that mean you will be Kai Niing her right now? Congratz on getting the cutest DD.
>>700870327
>Still posting winter pics.
Still doubtful.
>>700872372
>>700872464
doesnt look like a dark elf to me.
>>700872108
She already has purple hair, i think purple eyes is a bit much, myself.
>coincidence
Only so many times I'll buy that.
>>700872331
Nigga you cray
>>700872431
Im chill too til y'all niggas started trippin
>>700872711
>dark skin
>is an elf
What are you, blind?
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