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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>700810287 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>700810287

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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>>700813095
thats ok one day I will own a squirrel

>>700813244
he got better

>>700813463
hey kongu desu I love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2z0I81LJB4
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Morning.
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As usual.
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Claimed.
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Hello!
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>>700814007
Ruga...
>breathe in
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>700814006
>thats ok one day I will own a squirrel
May god have mercy on its soul.
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Penny Claim~
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>>700813981
Reading the manga now?

>>700813857
That would be me dude, I had to split for Saudi Arabia for a while and the NSFW boards on 4chan are blocked there. The other Karens were just my friends impersonating me for fun.
You shot someone though? Did he died?
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Trying this again...

So there was a mishap at the site, some things weren't there that should've been there, so now I get to go back home early.
>Whenever a situation like this happens, we still get paid.
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>>700814006
>>700814166
Awww that squirrel would be treated like a little queen :3
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>>700813878

Non Non Biyori

cunt.
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>>700814006
Howdy. You been ok, desu ka?
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>>700814208
Pic related is the end part to the story
>Angry Marine anon is a coolbro of mine who lives in Oregon, he liveposted the shit while I talked to him, I wanted people to know if I died or not basically.

Shit was cray, and if so, I have a LOT of things to catch you up on
>I broke up with that one girl because she was using me for a house and cheated on me twice
>RIP Me.
But now I have new GF
>And also my friend J (dunno if you remember him but he use to be in an abusive family relationship) moved in with me with his little sister K
>K is 9 and she's super chill, she likes my PS2 and thinks I'm rad.
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>>700814212
So day off?
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>>700814241
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>>700814423

Is this akiko 2.0?
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>>700814423
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>700814505
I don't think akiko ever told a story about him shooting someone
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>>700814505
Wut
>>700814535
Basically.
>If you choose to believe it, cool, because it happened
>If you think its fake, good for you, not my problem ^^
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>>700814241
your damn right

>>700814271
im good just tired from moving stuff into my new house

>>700814492
he will not read all that kek
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>>700814241
Dont talk to Esdeath friend, he is mentally handicapped
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>>700814423
Welp shit, glad you're alright at least. Sorry about your GF but grats on your new one. Good job being a role model for the little girl. Protect her smile!
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>>700814457
Watcha playing?
>Karen
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>>700814754
>You decide if its real or not
Everyone knows its fake and you are attention whoring. Theres nothing to "choose". At least you arent as bad as edgedeath over here
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>>700814917
No, i;m not reading the manga yet but thinking about starting. Im reading Akame ga kill zero atm.
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>>700814917
That's the plan!
>She's like my own kid, its like I'm a dad now
>I taught her how to go pew pew and also gun safety after that whole situation.
I'm just glad its ogre.
>>700815021
Yeah, like I said its not my problem if you believe or not :>
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>>700815025
If you find the translated version of chapters 2-4 let me know because I could only find chapters 1 and 5, I got the rest but not translated.

>>700814212
A paid day off, sounds good!
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>>700814956
World of Tanks. Friend showed me a video that made me want to try playing it again.
>I'm remembering how much I absolutely sucked at this game
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>>700814698
>>700814754

Akiko used to tell a story and then print screen it so he could show it to EVERYONE.

>someone says hi
>hey! Have you seen what happend to me? Check this!
>posts print screen of his own story
>does this to like 8 anons every day

Dark times for /waifu/ threads.
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>>700815021
I've been saying the same thing for some time now.

>kills someone
>zero proof
>was posting 2 hours after it happened.
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>>700814788
Sounds exciting, desu.
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Cirno claim.

I'm back
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>>700815361
Sorry, Karen hasn't been here for a while so I wanted to tell him about it.
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Is Sherlock here? or have they not returned yet?

I was gone for a couple hours.
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>>700814423
To be completely honest, I have a hard time believing this story only due to the fact nobody has heard anything about it. When something like that where a Marine gets involved in a killing whether by accident or on purpose, it's 99% of the time on the news. I at least would have heard something about it in my command in Cali, desu.
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>>700815361
kek did you see my rant? did you?

What do you mean used to? He spams his banter vids all day,and brings them up in every conversation.
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>>700814791
dont listen to them new guy some of these guys are crazy

>>700815021
am I a liar or is it true its a mystery!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

>>700815405
ye I just wanna lie around and post on waifu now and talk to you of course desu~
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>>700815361
Oh right that's what you meant.
Yeah I remember that.
>>700815374
Don't you kill people then come to 4cahn to talk about it?
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>>700815504
>Wanting to tell people you committed murder
>sais he's not attention whoring
You couldn't make it more obvious if you spray painted your posts purple
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>>700815374
I see zero issues with this. Elaborate.
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>>700814461
Pretty much.
>Why doesn't every waifu have some form of party hard pic?

>>700815271
Yep. Now I'm gonna make up some lunch!
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>>700815504

Who cares?

>>700815699

Oh, yeah, this too.
That's what happens when you don't get attention in real life. You end up in discord 24/7 making "funny" videos.

>>700815710

I'm sure you do.
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>>700815361
Ye it was pretty cringe
I didn't realize until after. I wasn't the one who kept posting it after that day though
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>>700815986

Hey.
Is the most cunning anon.
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>>700815914
I don't even know what you mean by "Party hard pic". I am out of the loop as usual.
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>>700815986
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>>700815692
I live in the tiniest little ramshackle ass town in bumblefuck nowhere
>I'm not a Marine.
>I'm just a dude with '78 stab vest from a corrections facility
>I live in the most gun friendly state.
>I asked the news not to run the story to preserve my privacy, since it was a self defense case
>They obliged because it was a rinky dink news station that reports the weather and traffic accidents and not much else.
>INB4: but why news not print-
>Because this is a tight knit community and since it was a self defense case nobody cared.
>News printed a paper article on it, might be able to find that.
>But don't get your hopes up I don't get the paper news cause its a waste, I only get weekend paper for the cartoons.
>>700816033
Karen probably.
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>>700816095

Good job. That's how people realised how cancerous he is.
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>>700816033
I do
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>>700815903
Ok, If you shoot someone "and they fucking die" even in self defense. You are taken down to the police station and interviewed for fucking hours tell the cops figure out if everythings on the level. Meanwhile your house is now a crime scene and is being checked for hours again.

Then they decide if it was justified or not.

You're not chilling on your couch 2 hours later posting on /b/.
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>>700816287
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLINGG WAIFU
At least now they have their own discord circlejerk and the cancer is limited to it lol
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>>700814492
O-oh.
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I'll truly never understand how 3 hours can ever be enough sleep for me but either way hellooo everyone
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>>700815291
Kek, enjoying it at least?
I never tried those, just war thunder for the convenience of having all games in one.

>>700815652
>>700815473
Hey Cirno, welcome back. I don't think Sherlock posted anything after Doll or Mavis. Someone was giving him shit about his drawings, maybe made him leave.

>>700815914
What're you making?

>>700815986
Yuuko?
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>>700816546
Can you fuck off konata
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>>700816544
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>>700816436
>lol
Anon
You are part of the cancer.

Honestly though apart from that I don't think akiko has ever been that bad
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>>700816646

>not using lol ironically

Okay, it seems that you're a pretty memed out guy.
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>>700816559
It's.... eh. I like Warships more, but I think it's just a matter of learning how to play correctly.
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>>700816281
Now i know your lying you adjusted the story after these questions were asked.

>I asked the news not to run the story to preserve my privacy, since it was a self defense case
>They obliged because it was a rinky dink news station that reports the weather and traffic accidents and not much else.

You don't get to ask the news not to run a story. Even then all they would do to preserve your privacy would be to not print your name.

your so full of shit just stop. the fact that you keep on talking about it is just crazy man.
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Is it weird to ask you guys which country you are from?^^
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>>700816559
Karen? You back from the desert?

>>700816641
Shiro
Should i ask how today went?
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>>700816283
Right

>>700816287
I don't like seeing this.

>>700816646
Thanks.
I've had my cringe moments not gonna deny that. I strive for improvement
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>>700816559
>Someone was giving him shit about his drawings, maybe made him leave.
Was it one of those faggit spammers?

What'd they say to him?
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>>700816281
Ahh so what you meant to say is that you're friend was acting as you while you told him the story. I understand now. Even then, the fact that you stated you wanted privacy yet tell your friend to post a story about it on the internet kind of clash don't they, desu ka?
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>shit talking as an anon
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>>700816595
uh..what?
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>>700816430
>I was questioned for an hour
>It was determined I dindu nuffin
>They looked at the crime scene
>Substantial evidence that I dindu nuffin
>Let me go because since I didnu nuffin
>No court appearance cause Castle Doctrine
>Cops did have me come in for follow up questioning at a later date because cops
>I dindu nuffin, confirmed by witness, first responders, investigative team who took my fucking bathroom from me for 3 days while they investigated and cleaned the shit out, and video evidence as per Angry Marine anon recording the call
>All recordings confiscated by police as evidence
>My goddamn stab vest taken by police for evidence
>My shotgun held in an evidence locker for two days
Any other questions?
>>700816828
You're the only ones talking about it, I just updated Karen, listen, its not my problem if you don't believe me or not, its your problem
>>700816891
I wanted local privacy tbh, I didn't want everyone and their mother in the community coming up to me and going "HEY ARE YOU OKAY BRO?!" Would've been annoying as shit tbh.
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>>700816448
that was another esdeath~

>>700816849
next door to you bb
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>>700816868
>strive for improvements

Keep lying to yourself, you fool.
Your family sucks so does your future, you failed so many interviews it makes me wanna die.
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>>700816646
couldn't agree more
Akiko has been a decent guy as far as 8'm concerned
It's not like I care for the sob stories on here (except for Shiro's fascinating mood swings)
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>>700816854
No. May I ask how your day was?
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>>700816942
>caring
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>>700817028
I say this in the most unironic way. For the love of god kill yourself you disgusting creature
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>>700817028
Whm, people say I shouldn't talk to you >_>
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>>700813912
Miia claimed
best snek waifu reporting in

Am i late?
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>>700817301
Can you stop using emoticons
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>>700816783
>still using lol ironically
>>700816868
>I don't like seeing this.
Sorry
>I've had my cringe moments not gonna deny that.
Yeah we all have its no real problem.
As long as you don't turn into a edgedeath then you're ok in my books
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>>700816826
You played warships too?
I only played the arcade battles on war thunder. The realistic ones seemed too hard and I just wanted to play with all my planes and tanks without giving a fuck
I do realistic ones now. You play warships a lot?

>>700816854
Heyo, Yuuko. Desert was pretty nice. How've you been?

>>700816849
Lebanon, you?

>>700816882
I don't want to point fingers or whatever, point is that he stopped after the Mavis one I think. I'll ask him for yours if he comes around again.
Have you tried the drawfag threads? They're an alright bunch and they did pic related for me.

>>700817301
You can talk to whoever, you want, someone's not going to be happy no matter what you do.
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Lol @ these grown ass men talking to cartoons like they're real
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>>700817024
There's no such thing as "local privacy". To further question the evidence, I must also ask as to why a weather station was there? News reporters stay within a field of reporting. On top of that, any reporter (keep in mind, we're taking the naive route and saying they did respect your privacy) would be fishing the Internet for the very second something was even mentioned of it. Once someone else speaks of it, it's no longer a closed topic. It's fair game to everyone, desu.
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>This thread.
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>>700817157
>wishing death on me
who is the crazy one now anon

>>700817301
triyng to sway you anon Im a lover also alot of the people here are sadists
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>>700817301
He is lying, thats the same person from that cringe from that post you read. If for your best interest to stay far away friend. You will see him spazz out in thread constantly, its just a matter of time
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>>700817301
I'm from the US.
I think we've got like 4 from Germany, a couple middle east, at least one from brazil, a bunch from the US, and uh... I think we have one in greece.
Oh, and a couple(?) from eastern europe.
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>>700817024
Ok this list of events has legit changed so much since you first started saying this bullshit.

Who in the middle of being attacked stops everything and makes sure someone is updating waifu? while they are supposedly shooting their ex gf, just stop
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>>700817464
>Lol
>@
>grown ass men
>cartoons
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>>700817447
Now someone is not happy about me using emoticons now
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>>700817069
People are cutting down trees loudly, but good otherwise.

>>700816849
America

>>700817447
Good to see that you survived. I think your time there is more interesting to listen to.
Been fine. Pretty much was doing the same shit while you were away.
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>>700814492
I'm very sad that I missed this wondrous moment.
But, the question is: Is this somehow how he got into /waifu/? or just random autism?
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>>700817535
Nice to meet you! Awesome to see people from different cultures here. I'm from Norway!
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>>700817633
Cutting down trees is great fun.
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>>700817672
There has been other pretty autistic moments before from him.
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>>700817047
Everyone has issues
>you failed so many interviews
interviews?

>>700817050
Thank you

>>700817378
It's okay.
I try to keep my cringe to a minimum but it's impossible to please the whole crowd you know?
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>>700817301
fam do whatever you want
and judge by yourself
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>>700817542
Nigger what? After my power went out I called Angry Marine anon and said "Hey bro some spooky shit is going on."
and he goes
>"Want me to keep your weeb friends updated?"
>"Sure I don't care."
I've mentioned SEVERAL times that I was in a call with Angry Marine anon.
Are you daft? Are you mental?
I wasn't attacked for about 30 minutes, I spent most of that time waiting for my friends to arrive and hoping that I wasn't going to have to shoot somebody in front of K.
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Hey guys, have you seen my story yet?!
If not, here is a summary of what happend!
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>>700817447
I'm from Norway
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Hey guys, have you seen my story yet?!
If not, here is a summary of what happend!!
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Hey guys, have you seen my story yet?
If not, here is a summary of what happend!
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>>700817828
>Woops I made a mistake now I'm going to be castrated.
After the power went out and I checked the fuse box.
>After I noticed it was cut I called my friends, then the cops, THEN angry marine anon.
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Back. Whats up waifu?
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>>700816849
Poland
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Hey guys, have you seen my story yet?!
If not, here is a summary of what happend! 
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>>700817447
A decent amount, I've had some AMAZING games in it. This being one of the best.
>The very best I had was 130k damage done but it's on my laptop.

>Makto
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>>700817526
The only thing you love is squishing small animals. How have you not been admitted to a mental hospital?
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Hey guys, have you seen my story yet?!
If not, here is a summary of what happend!.
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>>700817464
lol haha xd amiright?
>>700817508
fix it then
>>700817549
using emoticons is fine
i do it all the time and i don't think people hate me that much

right? :o
>>700817672
No this was just one of his autstic fits
He has had many little bursts of autism before
>>700817799
Yeah
Honestly i haven't really saw anything from you i would consider "cringe"
>>700817855
>>700817903
>>700817950
>>700818100
Hey this is pretty good and not cringe at all.
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>>700817447
>Have you tried the drawfag threads? They're an alright bunch and they did pic related for me.
Yeah, mostly they shoot me down, because my requests are unusually complex, and 90% of the time, they just wanna spit out low/medium-quality pic after low/medium-quality pic, rather than a couple HQ pics.

I did a Drawfagging once. Someone wanted Etrian Farmer girl getting fucked by tentacles.
>pic related
It took me like 4 threads to complete.
>I never said I'm that good, but when I play the game, I play the game hard.

>Cirno
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Claiming The Omnicidal Demon Child
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>>700818183

Fuck off, Konata.
Nobody cares about your opinion.
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>>700818106
i get 30k average
feels bad man
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>>700816281

>Makes a list of why he has zero proof of a make believe story.

Nigger we asked you before why it wasn't in the papers and you said and i quote "I live in a small town you ain't gonna find the news story"

Now you're saying you asked them not to run it hahahhahaah.
>>
I'm gonna try to not have this argument in the thread again but I will say one thing
>I did not screencap the entire story, only that last bit for reference.
>I dindu nuffin wrong
>I'm not going to keep explaining this shit to idiots who are probably just trying to harass me
Believe it or not, not my problem, not going to keep bringing this bullshit to /waifu/.
>Its over, its done with.
>Apparently updating an old friend is bad or something?
>Whatever, not my problem.


>Penny~
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>>700817766
>>700818183
Hmmm, I see

How often does he come on? Is it always the same waifu, because I may have seen him before. I'll pay more attn. if it is, next time.
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>>700813912
How's it going.
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>>700817766
you always talk around me and not too me

>>700817828
dude why are yuo defending this so much. who cares if they believe its true most people here dont believe my story's but I dont care what matters is that it happened not what they believe

>>700818132
I only watch the stuff I haven't even watched crush porn in a while I like watching women squish them
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>>700818382
See:>>700818385
Not my problem to explain things to the mentally handicapped.
>Oh you said one thing but didn't also mention the other thing
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REM-CHAN CLAIMED
BEST GIRL 2016
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>>700818385

>Its over, its done with.
>Apparently updating an old friend is bad or something?
>Whatever, not my problem.

I hope you die and go in prision
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>>700818454
I dunno, maybe I was just trying to entertain myself because ITS SO GODDAMN SLOW AT WORK
>IT FEELS LIKE ITS BEEN AN HOUR.
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>>700818550
>I hope you die and go in prision
Can't go to jail if I didn't commit a crime :^]
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>>700818385
>Im a victim pls no. Im definitely not using this as a way to spread the fake story and get more attention
You know, you could just be a decent person and not be a loser who has to pretend to shoot people
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>>700817633
My time wasn't so interesting I'm afraid, I just sat in my room all day playing games and downloading anime in anticipation for shitty internet, kek.
None of my friends were in Saudi, none. They were all just on vacation somewhere else, kind of a bummer.

>>700817549
Yeah. Stop using them if you don't want them to make fun of you, or keep using them and endure it. Or just start a conversation and ignore it, kek.

>>700817464
bro she's real I have a pillow made of her
why wouldn't she be real if someone put her on a pillow?
are you a dumbs????

>>700817866
Norway's a cold place dude, are you fine there? It's a lot hotter here.
You work or study?

>>700818106
I have no idea what any of that means, but nice job, kek.
That's a cute girl, is that a mod?

>>700818258
Kek, again. I admire your lack of lazyness. It doesn't look too good but it's obviously finished.
Too bad on the pics though. Maybe once you get rich you can commission the pics and come back here and tell me about it, kek.
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>claimed
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>>700818183
We're all just people at the end of the day

>>700818550
>I hope you die and go in prision
John why did you put a fucking corpse in cell 2-B?
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Claiming Felix
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>>700818691
I don't really talk about the story THAT often, I've only mentioned it a few times to people who ask or if it gets brought up, quite frankly I'd rather talk about other shit.
>But this was very entertaining.
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>>700818750
It's actually pretty warm in the summer! We get about 30*c/90f some days. Cold in the winter though... I study.
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>>700818827
>John why did you put a fucking corpse in cell 2-B?
actually laffin right now
>>
It's actually helarious.
You guys made a teamspeak, a steam group, 4 telegrams and four discords, and you are saying this thread is not cancerous and only based on a megalomanic bunch of cunts who prefer to stay inside on their computer than going outside?
Enjoy your little circlejerking and stop being so retarded.
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Some of our shitposters trying a touch more subtlety than usual?
Still damn obvious, but progress is progress i suppose.
Better than just spamming.
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>>700818974
Trap.

>Why don't we call very tall people that try to be traps Bear Traps?
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>>700818750
You still thinking about volunteering?
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>>700818377
What kind of ship? My average is about 50k. Breaking over 100k is a godsend, but I often end up the target of the WHOLE enemy fleet, and get sunk before I can really do much.

>>700818750
Yep, it's an Arppegio UI mod. I'm surprised Warships has as many mods as it does, and they're adding in official support for some. They just recently added in support for Voice packs and Custom ports!
>One of my more liked custom ports

>Makoto
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Doll claimed.
Charged and loaded.
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>>700818336
Grüß Gott
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>>700818551
just ignore them I believe ya killer <3

>>700817866
>>700818986
you still like me we can be friends
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can i have non-anime characters as a waifu?
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>>700819061
>>700819107

Hello.
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>>700818525
>>700818525
Kongou i know it's you
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>>700819107
Heyo!
>I'm at work
>Its painfully slow.
>>700819182
Will do, how goes all else?'
>>700819205
I do it, and nobody says anything
>To my face that is
So yeah why not.
>But I think (if that is mercy) there is a mercy claimer out there.
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>>700819205
Yup. There's a couple in this thread already.
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>>700819182
No thanks, I'm good
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>>700819044
sup shizuru?

>>700819107
hey doll!

>>700819182
Sup esdeath, i missed your reply about moving did you move yet?
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>>700819234
Hello chen.
You enjoying everything?
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>>700819182
>implying anyone ever liked you
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>>700818750
>I admire your lack of lazyness
Thanks
>It doesn't look too good but it's obviously finished.
Yeah... I thought it was better when I did it, but now that I take a second look, it does kinda suck. Hell, I tried, though.
Included the plant tentacles, the tummy bulge from tentacles going in her, the rips on the clothes, even tried to shadow it.

Looks like your average dA user.
But you know, at least I took the request and didn't turn in something totally half-ass. I went whole-ass on this.

>Maybe once you get rich you can commission the pics and come back here and tell me about it, kek.
That is NOT a bad idea... PAY people to make me lewdz...
I could get into that.
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>>700819234
Oh, chen isnt shitposting for once? What an honor this is
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>>700819373
Nothing really. Wasting away the day, as usual.
You?
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Guys, I can't decide who my is gonna be my one true waifu.
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>>700818357
>konata
not klonata
>>700818418
yeah he always posts as esdeath
Honestly i don't think he is that bad apart from a few moments
>>700818974
trap
>>700819037
Ok
>>700819044
Slutty loli boat
>>700819471
he hasn't shitposted since he erped with me :3
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>>700819059
>waifu/husbando thread


And what the fuck
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>>700819205
We need more of this.
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>>700819562
>having more than one
fag
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>>700819107
Welcome back Doll.
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>>700819325
Where?!

>>700819234
Hey Chen, how's it going?

>>700819286
Is it ever not?

>>700819373
Shino! How do you do?
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>>700819604
Hush, slutty maid.
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>>700819286
im fine just sitting on the floor since my furniture is at the new house

>>700819348
but why ill never understand a little story and automatic hate dont jump in thier bandwagon anon

>>700819373
no we own two houses atm kek so we are bouncing between the two until we move over everything

>>700819422
I like me
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>>700819633
post lewds of this qt
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>>700819789

Only one and it's semi-lewd
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>>700819648
I have some pics^^
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>>700819753
Penny and Chara aren't anime, off the top of my head.
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>>700819604
>yeah he always posts as esdeath
ah ok

>Honestly i don't think he is that bad apart from a few moments
Hmmm, maybe that's why I never noticed that much
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>>700819999
9
nine
nein
STRONGET
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>>700819772
how long till everything will be at your new home?
>>700819741
B L A C K E D
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>>700819789
It's a boy IIRC
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>>700820000
SHHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTT FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Well... looking at it again, I DID still get quads....
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>>700819868
aww shit i wish there was more your waifu turns me on
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Okay then, that's a thing.
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>>700820000
HOW
>>
Been my waifu every since the manga came out
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>>700819753
Pretty much
>The worst part is I don't feel like playing vidya.
>I am biding my time by chatting with some of the IT staff, and messing with the helper kids.
>>700819772
Ah, new house? Nice.
>I remember the new house feeling
>It even had that new house smell.
It smelled like a grandma house honestly.
>Fucking thickest smell of lavender ever.
>>700818336
Oh shit barely noticed you.
>MY BAD!~
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>>700819741
Hey Mako, nice squad. Feeling more awake now?

>>700819913
I was joking, given my waifu.
How's things anyway Shizu?

>>700820000
Congraturation!
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>>700820059
i know
shota qt's turn me on
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>>700820000
HOW THE FUCK!?
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>>700819413

Yes. Also eating some tomatoes.

>>700819753

I'm just checking the thread once in a while and that's pretty much it.
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>>700820214
>Forgot image.
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>>700819061
I want to, but I will not have the time, for sure.
I checked schedules and stuff, I will be much busier than I thought this semester, if I even get in that is.

>>700819104
That does sound pretty neat, that game seems more successful than their others. Is it?
I know world of planes was kinda shit.

>>700819442
I guessed you were the kind of person that would rather be told he sucks, more admiration from me.
I think all you lacked was experience, I can appreciate it.
And hey if you ever get good at it remember your old buddy Karen could use a few lewds
Hopefully you do find some good artist though.
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>>700820280
It's a miracle you decide to come back even though you're seeing all this shit
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>>700820138
I have done better.

I did this once.
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>>700819882
>blow jobs
you disgusting bastard

>>700819955
why not ask me instead of someone who hates me

>>700820002
next week we will have everything over but my internet is getting set up earlier than expected

>>700820300
yeah ive moved 10 times so I know that smell
>>
>>700820300

>Oh shit barely noticed you.
>MY BAD!~

You guys can't even say when someone is a legit anon or another poster?
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>>700820219
Oh fair enough. Didn't even think of yours, for whatever reason.
I'm ok. How about you?
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>>700820476
It's shocking.
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>>700820420
Are you some kind of quads-god?
>>
If people want to talk to each other outside the threads, it's their choice.
In anycase, threads will always be here in one or another way.
New people will come, older people will either stick around, leave or continue doing what they did before.
Threads changing is inevitable and it will happen. Just how it happened with the 24/7
Of Course not everyone can be pleased and not everyone will be happy about someone posting or the threads changing.
If someone finds someone who he shares interests with, it makes sense for them to start talking privately on steam,telegram,ts3,discord or whatever they find acceptable.
Of Course its sad that older, more known people leave and new ones take over, but that's just how the world works.
If you come to the threads or just hang around with people you met and like its your choise.
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>>700820280
Take a head pat

>>700820347
A smart fellow like you can make it in.
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>>700820437
I think I've only had to move twice.
>mfw lavender for days
Good smell though.

>Penny~
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Dieying
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>>700820437
>masturbating to the smell of her hand
you WHAT ARE YOU bastard
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>>700820437
>next week
that must be a lot of stuff
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>>700819767
stop being a slutty loli boat then
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>>700813912
Hello.
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>>700820476
>>700820599
>anonymous image board
>identify posters by their avatarfagging
>Hard to identify since just about anyone can takeover that identity
>Usually will be able to tell by mannerisms/filename/shit.
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>>700820796
KEK
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>>700820939
I don't think it matter what i do, you won't stop calling me that.
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>>700820949
Read that last line you posted.
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>>700820785
its alright

>>700820796
is it that weird it was an opportunity and I took it

>>700820828
yeah we have been trickling stuff in slowly
>god I wish we hired movers
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>>700820437
>why not ask me instead of someone who hates me
Heh... I actually only saw 2 of your posts here. I didn't realize you were still active.

Also, I wasn't sure if you were the same person posting.
Also, I didn't feel like scrolling back through posts when I DID finally notice

So, is that how you got into /waifu/?
Or is there another story?
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>>700821024
It doesn't
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>>700821126
People fake their mannerisms when they anon post.
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>>700820796
this is why he keeps talking about squirrels.
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>>700821228
Then don't tell me to stop something i cannot stop.
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>>700820791
sounds fun
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DEATH TO AMERICA DESS
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>>700820631
Maybe.
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>>700820219
Ehhh, not really. Kinda 75% awake at best.

>>700820347
It's like this, Karen.
Warships >>>>>>>>> Tanks >> Warplanes
>It is that much better.
>>
ASUKA BEST GIRL
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>>700820280
Certainly interesting to say the least. You're eating just tomatoes?

>>700820791
Crieying

>>700820590
Good good. Im doing alright, probably gonna play some overwatch in the hopes of getting a summer skin before the event ends. You up to much?

>>700820214
Ah fair enough. What vidya can you even get away with at work?
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>>700820719
I like your words anon
Though I don't think you'll get much sympathy for them
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>>700821642
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>>700821570
Who dis?
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>>700821527
Can comfirm 100%
Asuka best girl
i have more pics of her than my waifu tbh
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>>700821757
Hello snek
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