mom and son
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mom and son
>>700805563
I always like to think of these as my best friends mom growing up. His mom was sexy as hell, home alone all day while we'd be playing, and sometimes I'd just be there with her waiting for him to show up for hours.
Should have licked up her inner thigh and buttfucked her.
>>700805563
How is that even possible.
>>700805895 same way
>>700806208
This a legit magazine?
>>700807230
yes
JESUS and his mom were both virgins
got some bjs?
>>700805563
>mom and son
8.1/10, too much awkward would not recommend.
Sure, it's fun while it lasts, but when she's fifty and you're visiting for thanksgiving and any time the topic of sex comes up suddenly you can't look at each other.
>>700808325
so awkward
much regret
wow
Bump for science
Here's some father-daughter instead
>>700809018
>H-He's talking bad about m-my fetish?
>I know, I-I'll meme him, that'll show him, yeah!
Real talk though he's probably right. Can you imagine that shit. You go home, have dinner with wrinkly old mum and dad, dad's talking about football or whatever the fuck but you can't take him seriously because you fucked his woman.
>>700809594
>>700809480
How about no.
>>700808325
My mom has caught me fapping more than I want to admit. But never did much more than that.
>door had locks
>putting up laundry
>>700807742
wish my mom had subscribed to that magazine
>>700808325
never happened
>>700809594
>wants another grandchild
>gets pregnant herself
yeah, that makes sense
>>700809765
Seriously? Not him, but with all the unrealistic shit we hear, then one guy comes along and tells a story that actually sounds like what would really happen if you fucked your mum, and THAT'S the guy that must be full of shit.
>>700810082
yeah but hes 100 percent full of shit
>>700810082
Would this be believable
>Be deaf
>Be fapping
>Mom walks in
OH SHIT!
>She closes the door
>>700810343
WHY THO
If I had to pick one incest story on this whole fucken site I actually believed, it would be that one, because that actually sounds like some shit that would happen! You fuck your mum, she gets old, and it's awkward. That, versus all the guys who were like, "My mum had me when she was 9, so by the time I was a teenager, she was only in her mid twenties, with DDD breasts and and an insatiable lust for my taboolicious penis!"
Fuck no.
Not saying it's true, maybe he is full of shit, but he's more on the money than 90% of the people who bring it up.
anyone have greentext?
>>700810132
more?
>>700810507
No! Nigger do you think I'm stupid? I've been watching Daredevil on Netflix, I know about how Deaf people work! They'd feel her coming with echolocation and shit!
Also I'm not sure deaf people actually exist. I've never met one, have you? No, that's what I thought. Myth from the government to launder tax money through welfare programs!
>>700810595
>no details
>empty moralism
>scared straight bullshit
Yeah, super believable.
>>700810921
LeGiT pRoFeSsOr CoNfIrMeD
More Pics
Less Arguing
>>700811049
You're god damn right, I know how the world works!
>>700811044
Look, all jokes aside, truth is usually simple. Do I really believe that guy? No, not really, but his story is a more likely version of things than 99% of the shit you read in these threads.
Also, it's worth noting that MOST stories people tell are empty moralism. When your mate warns you off some crazy bitch, he doesn't give you every detail of their time together, he just says, "No, that bitch is crazy, stay away, she microwaved my cat."
>>700810746
Yes. I literally only have one. Pic related. Enjoy.
>>700810595
because that's the glory of this board. you can tell 100% truth and no one will believe you because either
1) they refuse to believe anything that happens in fiction could ever happen in real life
2)it disgust them if its real(but the idea of it ie role-play doesn't) thus refuse to admit it is
3)it doesn't sound real to them thus cant be. if the person doesn't spin a story that is professional author level then its obviously false because obviously everybody should be able to write perfectly
no one on this board believes anything anyone else says because it hasn't happened to them thus they convince themselves it will never happen to anyone
>>700810921
I am deaf echolocation does not work with deaf ears. But we have better peripheral vision
>>700811343
>his story is a more likely version of things than 99% of the shit you read in these threads.
in other words
>story confirms my preconceptions
>story must therefore be true
>>700811470
It was a joke mate, obviously. Daredevil is blind, not deaf.
>>700811366
Yeah but when I get confused is when one guy comes along who's actually making sense and people call him out.
It's like if you were in thread, "Toughest guy you ever fought," and people are saying "ANDRE THE FUCKING GIANT," "Jesus!" "Connor McGregor!" then one guy comes along and says, "Some drunk guy at a bar!" and people start calling him out, and they aren't even being ironic. Not even mad, that's shit's just confusing.
>>700806504
dat nigga looks like kim jong un
>>700811699
My preconceptions?... Which preconception do you have problems with, the idea that most people would find fucking their mom weird? The idea that people age? The idea that of all incest, the "My mum had me when she was 9, so by the time I was a teenager, she was only in her mid twenties, with DDD breasts and and an insatiable lust for my taboolicious penis!" guys are the minority?
Which preconception do you take issue with?
>>700812056
Don't. Just don't. Let them live in their little fantasy world, they aren't hurting anyone.
>>700811919
its because they refuse to believe its real. how could someone who they assume is some overweight fatass or some young kid trying to be cool ever actually get into a fight.
they just cant admit that everyone on this site isn't a neckbeard faggot except themselves thus the real/real sounding stories are the ones that get called out for being fake because they don't want real since then that brings it to them
using incest as an example you may like the fetish but if you were put in a room and told have sex with your mom you most likely wouldn't do it because when its really happening it doesn't turn you on so they don't want that realism
>>700805962
wrong thread
>>700809480
thank u
much better
>Be me
>Mom recently marries a well off guy
>Pretty cool dude
>Away on Honeymoon
>Leave me to babysit younger step sister
>Pretty bratty but i know she's just not used to me and mom
>2nd night
>abt 2 am
>she refuses to go t
>>700812475
um... okay? your story just ended abruptly there lol
>>700812475
whew that was close
>>700812262
Yeah, I get what you mean for the most part, cept that last bit.
I'd totally fuck my mum, but only if I could do it in front of my stepdad. She ended up as a trophy wife to some wrinkled old bastard fifteen years older than her, and he doesn't deserve her, she just falls far that cheap George Clooney wannabe "money is charm" shit.
I swear, if I could punch out my stepdad and fuck my mum in front of him, I'd cum so hard I'd kill us both.
>>700812688
Why did y
>>700812475
Are you okay? Did you have a stroke that somehow hit the captcha too?
>>700812718
>I swear, if I could punch out my stepdad and fuck my mum in front of him, I'd cum so hard I'd kill us both.
>>700805962
You ok there?
>>700813104
Why the fuck are they holding their cigarettes backwards?
Seriously, what the fuck
>>700812971
maor
what the fuck? this can't be real
you guys are disgusting
>>700813558
Laughed pretty hard when I noticed
>>700812971
>>700813104
>>700813392
>>700813498
>>700813750
>>700813821
>>700813855
Please stop. No human is masturbating to this.
>>700811109
>>700811332
>>700810841
>>700809594
>>700809480
>>700806504
Yo where do u find most of these?
>>700813948
stfu fag
>>700814167
They're cringy as fuck and no one wants to see them. This is a mom son thread, not a cringy 90's cartoon thread.
>>700814375
stfu i said
Dome dad and daughter now? Being looking for one comic: dad, his daughter and another girl, during a holiday at the beach
>>700813750
more?
>>700814882
>>700814577
I'll shut up when you quit polluting the thread with this shit. It's cringy. As. Fuck.
Stop shitposting. I don't believe for a second you actually fap to this 5th-grade tier art when there's so much better stuff out there.
You're either a shitposter or an autist who can get off on fucking cave paintings, and either way, you shouldn't be here.
>>700813855
>>700813821
>>700813750
please stop
>>700813821
>that kills people
>>700815154
stfu i said again
Can we get some more non-Simpsons stuff in this thread? Can't get off to that shit.
>>700815253
Yeah, repeat yourself, that'll help.
I'll shut up when you stop shitposting on a good thread.
>>700815472
I'll maybe post some when I get out of the bath. If thread is kill I make new one
>>700805962
go bait someone else asshole. wrong thread.
>>700805563
>tfw both parents did the dirty with me until I was almost 14
I didn't know it was wrong until it was over. Never really talked it out either so I'm a little fucked.
>>700815727
>>700815634
Dude. Stop. That guy may be kind of a cunt about it, but he's right, no one wants this shit, so fucking quit.
It's not even all mom son. If you're going to post shit at least stay on thread.
>>700815413
>>700815523
>>700815634
no one is getting off to this
>>700816022
gtfo
>>700809594
9 months later, mom gave birth to Brotherson
What's that? People want more Marge?
>>700815935
That sucks man. I'm no therapist, but it's a shame that happened to you.
>>700816349
yes
>>700812639
his mom walked in.
>>700816127
Are you literally autistic? Multiple people are telling you to quit, but you just use some chat speak abbreviation shit to reply.
Are you just twelve or something? Do you not understand how language works? I'll try to say this the way you'll understand it.
ppl wnt u 2 gtfo
so stop kk?
>>700816349
Stop shitposting.
>>700816506
stfu man, no one cares your opinion
>>700816349
nah, got nothing against the simpsons but i cant get off in this art style
>>700816596
Fuck off nigga
can we stop with the simpsons shit. I never thought they were sexy.
>>700816596
It's not just my opinion though! You have ONE other guy saying he wants it, and there's at least three of us telling you to quit.
No one wants you here.
>>700816596
You're right, no one cares about his opinion, but people DO want you to fucking cut it out, so please do.
>>700816688
>>700816834
You aren't even posting incest anymore dude.
>>700816853
>>700816756
then create other thread, mom and son is straight shota, but you cant put it on OP because mods are fags,like that guy
>>700816985
>mom and son is straight shota
Bitch there have been three shota threads running just this morning you retard! Mom son is for, suprise sur fucking prize, mom and son.
It's also worthy of note that mom and son is NOT for shitty 6th grade fanart of the simpsons. If you're going to post simpsons shit at least find some that's well drawn.
>>700817204
whatever, enjoy our simpsons pics
3/?
>>700805563
someone post the im cum
>>700817391
Continue
>>700817362
Literally no one is enjoying this you retard.
>T-the people d-don't like m-my Simpsons drawings?
>I'll j-just post more, t-that'll show them!
>>700817593
thanks
>>700817630
of course, enjoy your autism
>>700817630
THIS
I'm enjoying this and would like more
>>700817796
>implying it's just him
>implying NOT wanting to jack off to the fucking simpsons is autistic
>>700817630
/thread
>>700817630
>>700818139
This guy(s?) knows what's up.
>>700818108
How about no.
>>700818139
gtfo man you are not contributing anything, you are only wasting my time
1/27
2/27
>>700818383
You do realize if all the people who don't want simpsons leave, there will only be two people in this thread, right?
Is that really where you want to be in your life? Alone in a thread with one other man, mutually jerking off to simpsons cartoons?
>>700805563
Bwhahaha
These Simpson pics are like the new Spider-Man .
The more you get pissed the more that will get posted.
>>700818444
>>700818489
>>700818530
For the love of god stop
>>700818383
stop polluting this thread you aspie retard
>>700818549
Okay bro, continue crying
>>700818668
8/27
Simpsons porn was something i settled for when i was a kid and google didn't exist yet.
It is not something i have enjoyed for a moment since literally anything else was available.
>>700818590
I will keep feeding the troll. I can outlast him.
Guys I got one thats really well recieved every time I dump it
>I don't like what's being posted
Then fuck off and make a thread you autistic fuck no one's stopping you.
>>700818880
13/27
>>700818675
>>700818625
>>700818549
>>700818383
People, just let it go. This guy is either just trolling or genuinely, literally autistic. Either way, you saying anything won't help.
>>700818549
>Is that really where you want to be in your life? Alone in a thread with one other man, mutually jerking off to simpsons cartoons?
Yes. As much as it pains me to say it, that is actually where he wants to be. Pity him, but don't hate him. Just hope he grows out of it some day.
>>700818924
14/27
>>700818897
this
>>700818715
THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
Also, THIS
Rather Homer and Maggie something about that, turns me on
>>700818971
continue crying please
>>700819028
16/27
>>700819079
17/27
>>700819043
>>700818897
Why would they bother? This wasn't supposed to be a simpsons thread either, but this retard came in and started dumping.
If you're in a thread and spiderman jumps in to start shitposting, do you tell people to make a new thread if they don't like it? No, of course not, because making a new thread to run from shitposting doesn't work.
>>700818826
>>700818954
>>700819043
I like where this is going, continue! Lets get this thread back on track.
>>700812688
Underrated
>>700819308
22/27
>>700819271
what is this fucking censored shit
>>700818971
>Yes. As much as it pains me to say it, that is actually where he wants to be. Pity him, but don't hate him. Just hope he grows out of it some day.
That's what I'm actually worried about. If he's just shitposting or trolling, I get that. It pisses me off, but I get that. What's I'm worried about is if he really is serious. It's like when you see someone posting about the exact methods they use to sedate, lube up, and fuck their dog. They're probably just shitposting, but if they aren't, you can't help but be worried for that person. How fucked do you have to be to get off to this kind of thing. Makes me wonder what kind of abuse or neglect you need to endure to end up like these guys.
>>700819371
better than the simpsons shit
>>700819143
aaaand it's censored.
Why does Japan need to do this shit? They make great porn, but at the same time, they kind of ruin it all.
>>700819465
agreed
>>700819435
what a moralfag omg go to reddit
>>700819605
thanks for this bro, great thread
1/362
>>700819528
With experience I got used to it, and censoring techniques got better over the years. In 2003 it was awful.
>>700812475
>>700812688
I kejek'ed
>>700819691
HOLY FUCK STOP
>>700819596
We're talking about you, not to you. Move along kiddo.
>>700819435
I don't know, I'm mostly assuming he's trolling, but on the off chance he is serious, my guess would be he was abused as a child. Just imagine it, one day he's at home watching his cartoons, when daddy comes home and touches him. He doesn't want to face the reality of what's happeneing, so he retreats into his special happy place in Springfield.
Later on, after he reaches puberty and his sexual feelings awaken, he can't help but think back to his first sexual encounter, and associate it with the simpsons.
Hence the porn.
Or maybe he's just shitposting.
>>700819872
11
>>700819665
>>700819605
>>700819691
I find it hard to believe that there are actually two people that enjoy this. I call samefag.
>>700819961
12
Is anyone even looking at the dump still?
>>700805563
How about no
>>700819956
23 years old here, little guy
>>700819596
If it bothers you that much you could always ignore it, or leave. Remember what mommy taught you, be a big boy and count to ten!
>>700820081
I am
>>700820081
YES
>>700820081
13
>>700820189
Yep. Go on
>>700820137
omg i'm crying sorry for doing this bro
>>700820091
Yeah... You're still a kid if you're jacking it to the simpsons.
>>700819956
I don't want to assume either way. He could just be super sex deprived, or maybe wherever he lived when he was younger had a shitty internet connection, so he had to whack off to those simpsons ads you always used to see on the side bars of porn sites.
>>700820258
that censorship ruined it but please post moar and thanks
>>700820081
Yep! Enjoying it, keep it up. If you've got any others like this they'd be much appreciated.
>>700820335
16
>>700820091
Wait, you're 23, but you say gfto and stfu?.. Are you still in highschool? I'm not even calling you out here, I'm just confused.
>>700820378
I'll dump those after, aniki
>>700820091
>23
>masturbates to simpsons shota incest
>uses chatspeak
>acts autistic
>23
>>700820463
I'm enjoying how are you crying
>>700820457
17
>>700805563
I use to have a sexual relationship with my mom since I was 14. She told me it was completely normal and tradition for the mother to take care of their sons sexual needs...
>>700820591
>>700820537
>wasting time
>>700813855
There should be an option 4 that would consiste of just dismembering the persone that drew this shit, honnest kys.
>>700818625
>>700820067
I accidentally posted the Spanish version by mistake? Should I repost all 26 pages in English?
>>700820815
it would be very nice /b/ruh
>>700820273
We aren't trying to provoke you, we're just talking. You're the one who jumped onto us man, not the other way around. Back off the victim complex, okay sweetheart? No one is prosecuting you, no one cares. Just move alone and do you thing.
>>700820312
>shitty internet connection, so he had to whack off to those simpsons ads you always used to see on the side bars of porn sites.
This... This might actually be the most legitimate explanation for this. Hadn't thought of that. Sure, not as entertaining as the sexual abuse thing, but it makes sense.
>A horny teenager, desperate to cum
>The normal human porn he wants to fap to just won't load
>sees the simpsons ad on the side of the page
>hormones and desperation force him to whack it
>the massive dose of sex hormones to his brain starts conditioning him to actually like it
>Years later he actually enjoys what once disgusted him.
>>700820815
yes please
>>700820571
I'm not even crying, I just don't get it. Why use chatspeak when you have a full keyboard? A lot of kids do that, but they're kids. What's your excuse?
>>700820904
>provoke
>>700820815
do it, we all love this
>>700820963
TWENNIEWAN
>>700820890
>>700820936
>>700821028
>>700821045
Are you sure? No one in this thread would mind? I wouldn't want to upset anyone.
>>700820997
cause it makes u angry
>>700821098
do it bro
>>700820904
kek, simple as that.
>>700821038
Honestly when we look at things this way, it's really not your fault, like when special kid at school masturbates in public. It's not your fault, it's cute, really!
You keep doing your thing little guy, it's okay!
>>700821098
do it bro
>>700820815
>>700821098
but maybe in new thread,here are not enough places for these pics
>>700821094
>>700821102
I'm not angry, I'm confused. Just to be clear, I'm not the people telling you to quit posting, these were actually the first posts I made in this thread, but I have to admit they may be on to something if you're really 23 and still using chatspeak.
>>700821176
>provoke
>talking like he has mental illness
>continue crying
>>700821244
23
DUMP OVER
>>700821098
Yeah, keep posting!
>>700821098
You do you buddy!
>>700816956
kek
>>700821341
Thanks man
>>700821316
>>700821102
>anyone is crying
>anyone is angry
Don't flatter yourself. I'm just here for this >>700821244
>>700807899
i would send this to my aunt if I could find an anon way to do it
>>700821299
I'm trying to get angry those people, I dont know who are posting, if you are not like those people, sorry
>>700821163 >>700821203
>>700821350 >>700821378
Bored now. Too close to the image limit anyway.
http://comicsbb.com/adult-comics/14152-croc-the-simpsons-old-habits-3-remembering-mom-english.html
>>700821447
stfu kiddo
>>700821403
too bad most of the dudes on this thread are too busy crying about the simpsons porn
>>700821098
include me in the screenshot tbh
>>700821537
pajeet my son,
>>700820707
but you're wasting effort by posting simpsons porn when you could've used the same effort to post something good
>>700821601
>still using chatspeak
>calls me kiddo
>thinks he's trolling
You're doing great buddy.
>>700821702
wtf r u saying
>>700807899
>JESUS and his mom were both virgins
Either that or a pregnant Jewish girl lied and really stuck to her story.
>>700821616
Don't bother me none.
>>700821702
fuckin kek
>>700821816
omg so sorry bro, please continue ;)
Anyone have some good mother/son greentext stories?
