Early Morning Bread
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Early Morning Bread
Good morning. Except it's not morning, it's afternoon and what the fuck is going on.
>>700795676
Nigga, its morning in the US
>>700795868
To be honest, I'd kinda want to live in the US. For a time at least.
>>700795915
Come to philly, it's better then NY
>>700796007
Hmm... I'd have to talk to everyone else. I was thinking of visiting dev at least.
don't come to florida
>>700796116
>>700796079
this
But philly is definitely worth a visit.
why not, demdem?
>>700796342
Philly would be nice, I think.
>>700796422
Well, if you do, let me know.
and if you're into chubs, we could fug
>>700796568
Sure.
Always a possibility.
because you will almost never want to go outside
especially right now. Average temperatures are 90F/32C with >65% humidity
that sounds awful. Over here it's about 18C and I'm loving it.
well aren't you a lucky duck
that's considered cold here.
>>700796655
Neat.
>>700796677
you forgot to mention that it's also filled with fucking crazy people.
also, is there a reason you never quote who you're talking to?
Cold? Huh... Cold for a summer day would be like 12-13C here.
>>700796838
I mean, there always exists that possibility.
>>700796838
that too
gotta looove public crime records
>also, is there a reason you never quote who you're talking to?
because generally i talk to one person at a time, so there's not really a need to
also because i'm part of the league of super cool posters who don't link replies
i can feel myself shivering just thinking about it
>>700796838
pretty sure its because the person he is writing to will know that he is being reffered to.
>>700797092
but you just did o.o
>>700797076
It gets to like -11C in Philly in the winter, and like 32C In the summer.
>>700796838
>>700797464
now I'm confused D:
>>700797664
who are you?
>>700797780
We're Star Fox!
>>700797926
nigga, I just woke up, it's too early for this shit >.<
Ball stretcher back again.
Anyone here do this aswell?
>>700797780
>using text faces
i have a hard time believing you are over the age of 17
>>700796079
You gonna fuck if you do?
lovely
>>700797339
Nice, I guess. I'm used to a little colder myself.
>>700798187
I don't know. Maybe I guess.
>>700798283
You doing the railing or getting railed? We need some pics of the said ass in question also.
>>700795455
buncha faggots.
>>700798353
You're talking like it's bound to happen. I was just playing with the thought of possibly visiting the US at some point of my life.
>>700798175
Naw, Bitches love the text face, but I do admit I use them waaay to much.
>>700798283
so hows your day going so far?
The police are busting someone outside in the parking lot.
>>700798569
This is an image board. Just post reaction pics.
>>700798569
Not bad, actually got something done in school, which is nice.
>>700798515
You know you want to post your ass for some attention though.
>>700798691
I've had quite enough attention so I really don't.
Badger, if you visit the US, will you come see me in Austin? I can show you where the bats live.
dat moment when your fam ponders where they went wrong.
Sure. Bats are great.
>>700798652
I wish I had had the forethought to save some on a flashdrive, but they all got deleted when I formatted my drive.
>>700798676
That's nice, I have work in a few hours, wich is gonna suck.
>>700798956
Depends on what you do, I think.
>>700798956
save some more
or better yet, make some.
Oh. I was thinking you were going to say no.
Why would I say no to that? It sounds like fun.
anybody have pics of guys with dog dongs getting unwillingly jerked off?
>>700799047
I work Retail, and it's our busiest time of year right now.
>>700799218
Ah...
Because everyone else would. Even Snuggles. I mean, why the fuck would anyone want to visit me? I'm fucking terrible and unpleasant to be around.
>>700799064
gimme yours
>>700799263
Yeah, the good news is I'm only in for 4.5 hours today
>>700799157
No, now stop asking.
>>700799684
I don't think we've talked before. Hi
>>700799952
Hello.
>>700800110
How are you doing today?
>>700800142
The same. Always the same.
>>700800208
That sounds like a special kind of hell.
You play games?
>>700800328
Texas Hold 'Em and Cribbage, chess sometimes with friends.
>>700799423
https://mega.nz/#F!b9YzSIrD!j4bm2564Mb9LL-ur3TJiOg
>>700800531
I meant video games, but I've also never seen anybody actually play Cribbage
>>700796007
NY only looks good because it's next to New Jersey, the Alabama of the North.
>>700800741
No. Video games are a waste of time and money.
>>700799218
I used to work retail and probably will again soon because my degree is useless. It makes me hate people.
>>700800836
Same could be said about board games.
>>700800792
that is the most accurate way I've ever seen to describe NJ
>>700800836
I see
>>700800993
retail is literally the worst.
>>700795455
Furries are much more degenerate than >>>/pol/
Infact I agree with them on this one thing that furries are mentally ill.
>>700801026
Maybe.
>>700801072
Alright then.
incredible
>>700801102
Are we "degenerate" because you're so boring that you find 50 Shades of Grey incredibly kinky?
Delpon. We have spoken once before. I was telling you how shitty Subjectivefag is. I remember now.
>>700801780
Ah, I remember, yeah. He in the same city as me, I might hit him up for some casual sex if he's down.
it's been awhile since I've had sex...
>>700802244
You can have sex with me.
>>700802244
You'd be better off fucking actual fire than getting in the same room as that igmo piece of garbage.
>>700802388
Where's that fire coming from?
>>700802388
I'm starting to get the feeling you don't like him
>>700802314
no
>>700802471
Arson. It's the purest best pleasure starting arson fires.
>>700802552
He is subhuman. A living bad example.
>>700802552
It's k, you don't know what you want.
I'll crossdress so hard today that the waves of my utterly cuteness will find their way to you and blow your penis up.
>>700802639
>>700802388
I kinda ment that in the sense of "where's your beef with subject subjectivefag".
>>700802670
I kinda doubt that, but ok
>>700802639
is it just his opinions and attitude that you hate, or was it something specific that happened?
>>700802859
You doubting that is my win.
Suit yourself.
>>700802859
>>700802763
He is utterly awful in every way. He's like an illiterate who thinks he can read and is proud of it.
>>700802951
But wait, isn't that the definition of the average guy on here?
>>700803031
Not really, no.
>>700802951
I see... Is it mutual or a one way hatred?
>>700802916
I don't wanna fuck a crossdresser, I wanna get fucked while crossdressing.
>>700803186
I don't care if he hates me or not.
>>700803186
I want the same thing.
It is over, we can never be together.
>>700803111
I think you should reconsider and read some more stuff the people post on b.
>>700803282
I read quite a bit of what is said here at any rate.
>>700803282
told you.
>>700803266
I see. Well. good luck with your continual hatred.
>>700803475
Why would you wish someone luck with that?
>>700803364
I think you might be a newfag, come back later.
>>700803475
>>700798175
>avatarfagging
>>700803532
well, he's probably going to keep it up anyway, so why not try to say something nice at least?
>>700803547
I'm not a newfag. I've been here all summer.
>>700803633
Say something nice?
>>700803532
dunno, doesn't seem like you'd change your mind about him, so might as well encourage it.
>>700803547
too bad I'm not cute
>>700803690
like wishing him luck
>>700803718
You shouldn't encourage hate.
>>700803549
mmm, sexy elf boy
>>700795455
is this furry?
>>700803793
trying to fight him would just encourage him anyway. being nice might inspire some thought.
no skin of my nose in any case
>>700803746
Why would I wish Subjectivefag luck with anything but his suicide attempt?
>>700803793
well, could you ever find yourself to not hate him?
>>700803875
Who am I trying to fight?
>>700803940
You sound boring.
>>700803940
i don't know, the one who somebody wished luck with their continuing hatred.
>>700803924
If he stopped existing.
>>700804001
Then I don't see why wishing you good luck on you hating him is such a bad thing.
>>700803984
I am boring.
>>700803988
Why would I fight Delpon? I don't dislike him yet.
>>700804145
You shouldn't encourage hate.
>>700804418
boring people are boring.
>>700804145
hnnnng, dat lip-bite...
>>700804418
real talk, if you ever start to dislike me, or I do something that you find irritating, just let me know. I'd rather not have people dislike me on these threads.
>>700804506
That's fine.
>>700804558
How terrible of you.
>>700804781
I know, I'm the worst.
>>700804884
Those are your words not mine.
>>700804975
love me.
>avatarfagging
>>700805345
I am incapable.
>>700805616
then fuck me?
Another boring as hell day
delet ur avatars demo
do it
>>700805778
Now I dislike you.
What's that on your dick...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4RB3ER794Q
Fucking faggots get your shit off /b/.
>>700805788
Holy shit, I haven't seen you in awhile
>>700805918
damn
keep lewds though
delet avatra
>>700806320
Likewise
>>700806382
You haven't killed yourself yet after all that boasting about how you were seriously going to end it all?
but if i delete folder
how else will i post cute boys hugging when people i like show up
replaced with lude
>>700806576
I would hardly call it boasting.
me? post lewd?
never.
>>700806661
You didn't answer my question.
you just did
>>700806746
Well, yeah, no, obviously I'm dead and posting from hell.
not lewd
thats just how you interpret it
>>700806576
Huh, didn't know about that. Thought he was happy in the fake relationship with Frosh or whatever his name was.
likin' dik is pretty lude
>>700806851
So that was all just an attention grab?
>>700806891
I don't know anything about that.
>>700807013
More like a public outcry. Did I ever say I had confirmed my decision to kill myself?
>>700807013
>So that was all just an attention grab?
Isn't that usually the case with people that say they're going to kill themselves? The people that are actually serious about it never tell anyone. People that announce it to all their friends, family, and internet friends are all just looking for attention.
>>700807220
You didn't answer my question.
>>700807282
One would think so.
>>700807379
It was an attention grab, but not by my intention. You see, when I feel miserable and have nobody close to talk to, I prefer to let it out somewhere (e.g. here) instead of holding it all inside.
When I've truly decided to kill myself, I'll most likely stay quiet, or give an official confirmation. Something like "I'm confirming now that tonight I will attempt suicide."
>>700807379
Guess that answers that.
>>700807806
Tell Frosh first of all I guess.
>>700807806
Alright, just making sure that you tell people you're going to kill yourself for attention.
>>700807815
I suppose so.
>>700807994
He did it because Frosh left him.
>>700807994
HAHAHA, no.
>>700808048
I just explained that the goal isn't attention, it's letting out the emotion.
Like if you get stabbed in the leg, you don't scream for attention, you scream because it hurts.
>>700801596
No you are much more degenerate.
>>700808066
>>700808290
Hey, it's you.
Keep on posting Mei.
You're doing God's work.
>>700801102
Please go back to >>>/pol/ and stay there.
>>700808048
>>700808066
Oh, it's one of THOSE cases.
>>700808290
Alright real talk, and I fucking hate doing this, just feel like you need to know.
Frosh is a fucking cunt, and you're better than that. Don't kill yourself because of him, he is seriously not worth it. Cheesy, sure, but god I hate that guy.
>>700808290
It is entirely about the attention. If you were feeling shitty wouldn't you say you were feeling shitty and not "I'm going to kill myself?" No no. The entire point is attention, you've removed any level of "just looking for an outlet" at that point. You want positive affirmation? Then just fucking say you're feeling down and would like it if people tried to cheer you up. This whole "I'm going to kill myself" charade is bullshit attention seeking garbage. Do you think me cruel for saying this?
>>700808552
I wouldn't kill myself because of him. He's just a manipulative scumbag who can never get his priorities straight. Maybe he could've gotten some sort of higher education if he didn't end up spending a ridiculous amount of money on commissions which are nothing special anyway.
>>700808828
Well don't. You keep reminding me Arashi no Yoru Ni was a good film.
Cya in a few weeks or months when I see you posting more.
>>700808828
Yeah, he seems kinda.. I don't know, self-centered. Someone that thinks highly of himself, and doesn't really care too much about anyone else. Narcissistic I guess?
>>700808820
Honestly, if I'm feeling that miserable, I wouldn't even care about what I say. You can stick to your conviction that I've done it for attention, disregarding what I said earlier, but in the end I don't really care what you think.
>>700809049
Take care.
>>700809100
There's definitely some of that. He wants to become "popufur" which, in retrospect, just makes me think he's too cancerous. But couple that with his self-loathing and you've got a pretty miserable person.
>>700809494
You care what others think. It's an attention grab plain and simple.
>>700809494
He wants to become a "popufur"? Lord almighty christ, that's a wish I haven't heard before. I guess I get it? You always hear about people wanting to be famous, so I guess that's one way to make it. It's a shit wish though, but whatever. I sincerely hope you make it out of the slump you're in right now though. You seem like a pretty decent okay guy.
>>700809673
You seem highly interested in this issue.
>>700809818
I'll be fine as long as fate doesn't start shoveling a lot more shit in my face, as they say.
>>700809961
Not really. I'm just trying to set the record straight.
>>700796007
>>700796079
East coast sucks. Visit northern California. It's awesome here!
>>700810457
No it isn't. SoCal is BestCal.
Lurkin
>>700810188
The people I care about are the one's whose thoughts I care about. It's their attention alone I'd like to get, causing a scene, so they would reflect on what they've done and embarrass them. Do I think it's embarrassing of me? Well, I've already explained the lack of concern while being miserable. And when it's over, I don't beat myself about it either.
>>700810596
Joshua tree is alright, LA sucks, San Diego is boring as fuck.
>>700810900
So it's everyone else's fault and you're punishing them?
>>700811023
I agree about San Diego.
>>700811124
It's usually one person, not everyone.
>>700811243
Then bring it up with them. Coming here is begging for attention for everyone else.
>>700811378
Maybe you didn't understand the embarrassment part. When talking privately is useless, going public can make a bit of a difference.
>>700811593
Going public is begging for attention.
