Ylyl thread
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Ylyl thread
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>>700782205
>>700782205
Cunt
>>700781006
That looks like some shitty species from no mans sky.
contributin
>>700782205
Fuck you.
>>700782445
stop
Fuck you
>>700782205
Faggot
>>700782728
danes are fucking obnoxious
NSFW!!!!!!! https://youtu.be/OzdFSx2UGR4?list=PLXGG5_pvgHULWicEfUGZF47z7gAsOdvKV
>>700782839
European?
>>700783126
British and proud
>>700782625
smiled
>>700782625
lost
>>700782728
Isn't that kind of dangerous becouse the real deal clubs don't like that?
>>700783514
They are real deal
>>700783514
Only pussies and faggots join clubs. Dude wants to get upity about some other fat faggot than him wearing some faggot leather vest with some fag shit embroidered on it?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>700782205
:( I am sad
>>700783895
Sad coz anon has no mom, only two dads.
>>700782205
safe
>>700782445
safe
>>700782733
Can somebody explain this
>>700782839
>>700784560
Potato and potato
>>700784560
You have down syndrome
>>700784641
Will you explain it
>>700784560
Peoplw usually refer to those with down syndrome as "potatoes".
Also, fuck off, newfag!
>>700784663
aw right thank you
>>700784468
Being poor is not a laughing matter.
Jk i laughed a lot about that fag and his shitty life.
>>700782212
I would give my left nut to get blown by those bitches.
Imagine it - two tongues and mouths all over your cock, or one sucking your balls while the other throating the shaft, but it's all the same body from the neck down.
Or, even better, one of them really loves sucking your cock while the other hates it but has to stare at you fucking her sister's face before you deliberately cum over both of them.
>>700782445
Isn't this maymay dead?
>>700782205
Cunt
>>700782205
>>700782205
Hehe nigger
>>700784708
I only asked a question i heard about be from a youtube video and theres lots of cool pics in here so whats the problem
>>700782205
Niggy
>>700782205
Fag
>>700782445
Oh boy
>>700782445
Mhn
>>700782870
But we're better and happier than you.
>>700784862
Jesus newfag, it's simple. Here it doesn't matter if you're straight, gay, or bi. Here, regardless of your preferences, you're a faggot
anyone got the part 2 of the story "the don" of the downy and his made men? cheers
>>700785006
Especially OP, biggest faggot of them all.
>>700785006
oh right i was going to stay anyway
>>700785081
Is true, OP'S dick sucking game is unstoppable
>>700784668
no i dont
>>700784809
Fake
Ok this is officially a dirty woman face eating thread (mill mustaches welcome)
>>700785222
i got triples does getting this actually do anything?
>>700785281
>>700785281
>>700782445
asd
>>700785084
>bill orilly meme
Wat
>>700785463
Dude got his balls stuck in a jar, twice
>>700785534
>>700783813
What martial arts does the navy seals train in?
;)
>>700785777
That's hilarious
>>700785794
lost
>>700784862
all jokes here fag
>>700781006
sick
>>700786029
>anonymous has not been coopted by sjws
>>700782205
Fag
>>700786029
LOL! That mask from the movie with the guy that wore tha mask. Inspired me to become a hacker now i can almost program my dvd player
>>700785995
>>700785995
why tag me twice faggort
>>700785569
oh oh man , you got me
>>700786149
Fucked up on mobile faggot
>>700786136
the other day i learnt how to program my dick into your ass...
>>700786149
because you are no ordinary faggot
>>700786201
Now that's skill
>>700786221
i know im a very special fag from the planet of lmao ... faggot
>>700782445
fuck off
>>700786136
>>700783813
Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
>>700782205
fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6hzheSQ7fU
>>700782445
reeeeee
>>700786522
stop cyber bullying guysss im super cereal rigth now
>>700784663
faggot
>>700782205
fag
>>700782205
FUCK YOU BITCH ASS DICK WHORE
>>700782205
(You)
>>700782205
FAGGA FAGGA
>>700786534
Someone did this to me my first week and i just looked at her and asked her if she was retarded. Then i found out this is somehow a prank.
>>700785777
That just happened the other day! Timestamped n all.
>>700782205
can you even
>>700782075
Fucked, theres shit on the toilet seat, meaning he had to do that twisty move like in snowpiercer
>>700782445
WHy grandpa rick
>>700786909
Please tell me the secret
>>700783514
I doubt they give a shit. Most motorcycle clubs aren't involved in any kind of illegal, Hell's Angels-style activity anyways. Why would they get pissy about people wearing the clothes of a fictitious group?
>>700786959
okay..
ctrl-w
>>700787018
I'm on mobile
>>700787055
too bad then
>>700782445
EPIC SOLID MEME
>>700782205
fuck
>>700786029
Milhouse is a meme is actually a meme
>>700787165
>Milhouse
>>700786522
Chuckled abit
>>700784468
Lol that laptop screen probably has a higher screen resolution than his 2005 monitor
>>700782870
>swedcuck detected. How is it having your women in niqabs and your men being castrated feminist cucks?
>>700784743
the guy just posted it here by mistake was actually supposed to be in battlestaton thread ;_; now everyone laugh at his battlesstation
>>700786854
This is the got version of dashcon
>>700784809
Airsoft? Boy, 90% are fucking kids with mega egos.
here
https://youtu.be/T151F6COXlg
>>700784468
Haha fan, i had to saran wrap icecubes and double duct a bag to throw under my laptop
>>700782445
does this get u off?
>>700785084
wtf is that
>>700782205
fag
>>700786131
i dont get this, when is white people happy to see niggers?
>>700786854
disappoint
>>700783927
Thats the face he'll be making when Buba works his ass over.
>>700781006
>>700782445
Fuccckkkk yoouuu
>>700786909
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>>700781006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWHHSLTmm3w
>>700782445
>>700787678
>Assuming cuba doesn't have a cigar
>assuming Mexico didn't have her raped an killed by a gang
>assuming Brazil isn't bleeding out in the street
>assuming America isn't at home in a mobility scooter collecting baby daddy welfare
>implying
>implying
>implying
>implying
>>700786430
fucking nice
>>700782205
Kill yourself
>>700788087
She looks defeated
>>700786430
underrated post
>>700786047
Noone said cringe thread
Get back to 9gag faggot
>>700782205
gay
>>700782205
kys fag
>>700784809
i wanna get into airsofting. but there is no club anywhere near me that does that kind of thing
>>700784241
Kek
>>700784809
boy oh boy is this cringe or rage
>>700782625
nigga look like iDubbbz
>>700782445
>tfw all these (You)s are how shills earn extra
>>700789816
Go back to /pol/
>>700784241
das ist kekken
>>700784708
Kill yourself newfag
>>700782205
Grrrt
>>700789868
yeah how about no
>>700784838
Is that Steve Jobs?
>>700782205
safe
>>700785969
>>700786353
a nigger in white face....
>>700785872
just rats.
>>700783316
>his eyes
Fucking lost
>>700782445
reply
>>700790415
>Vegetable-with-corn.jpg
>>700786092
>muslim name
>photo of a Sikh
Hilariously real you faggot
>>700784468
I used to run almost exact this setup. used a plastic bottle crate with a fan duct-taped inside, and the laptop on top.
Worked like a dream.
>>700786854
Take the seat off leaving a metal pole sticking up. Tape a note to it saying that throne may never be comfortable, less someone get used to sitting on it.
>>700782205
topkek
>>700787593
underrated post
>>700782728
he's the sole club member
IT'S DAT TIME
>>700782205
hurensohn
>>700785777
>>700784989
is that a vape? doesnt make any sense if it is seeing how the vape fags are only from this time and not the 90s 00s
>>700785868
lost
>>700782205
fuck
>>700791666
The person who made that is a sad sad excuse for a human.
>>700791382
WHO
TF
IS UP
>>700787063
That fuckin' battery
>>700782205
>700782205
Here's reply
>>700781006
>>700787404
FKN LOSTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>700787063
Is that shit or his package?
>>700792018
this is actually nice.. you edgy newfag
>>700791493
Na na na du kleiner Scheißer
>>700790357
>>700790285
well meme'd my friend
>>700790285
>>700790357
>>700792340
well meme'd indeed
pic related
>im with her
>>700782205
This kind of posts get better and better each time
>>700790285
Underated
>>700792384
>calls Bruce Caitlin because that's what he wants to be called
>calls Trump drumf because he says mean things
Nigger
>>700792751
severely underrated post
>>700785777
Translation?
>>700782205
please die
>>700790285
That's so funny and creative. OMG I'm going to send this to Occupy Democrats so me and my friends can jack off to how witty and creative we are.
>>700782728
Danes are Norway's retarded brother that nobody likes
>>700784241
Lose
>>700790328
Yes, that's one of these failed apple projects.
>>700786945
>>700782075
I think he just towered it leaning against the toilet seat , you see the bottom bit being wet and the top dry.
He had to go in i guess as that thing would never flush
>>700784613
Yeah top kek *applause!* fucking kys
>>700782205
Zozzled
>>700782445
Harambe
>>700785828
mma,,, Mexican martial arts
>>700793037
Better faggot?
>>700792193
Shut up, u asshole, he has to be edgy as Much as possible, school is about to start...
>>700787642
why the fuck did I lost so hard
>>700785969
This space cake is working i never loled at this
>>700793165
Sir, thats actually pretty good
>>700793307
Fuhrermon?
>>700793250
This gets me every time and I don't know why.
>>700793307
That is a Jigglypuff from above not going to fool me twice asshole
>>700785084
Balls stuck in a jar, I was there.
>>700782205
asd
>>700793511
Kek.
>>700782728
Look again peeps, he's on a motherfucking scooter.
>>700793250
Praise the one who sleeps in Ny'alotha. The Flesh-Banners will chitter once more and the last shred of the Creator's puppets will breathe their dying breath.
>>700787063
That's just fucking sad
>>700793165
Jokes on you she died 5 years ago.
>>700782205
Fuck you
>>700783813
Garfields favourite dish smells strong.
>>700782728
And no one is pointing out the fact that he's driving a fucking scooter.
>>700788085
Based runescape
>>700782205
'/'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce5m4o4Cb_g
>>700789868
Żöżżlė
>>700782212
One deep throats you while the other rims your ass.
>>700784974
>we're
See? This is the shit he's talking about. Always have to point it you're from fucking Denmark.
Fucking Napoleon complex.
>>700789763
Please refrain from posting unoptimized PNGs.
Thank you.
>>700788658
I used to do that, it's a way of making money off stupid people
>>700792751
How thick are you, you dumb kike nigger
>>700782205 kys
>>700793933
Thats a porno dipshit
>>700782205
You blow massive cock
>>700794104
Found the bajoran
>>700793476
lost.
>>700789868
otunga nikta
>>700790962
This file name
>>700782625
Fucking lost
>>700794313
No shit.
>>700794313
School should be starting soon young one
>>700786909
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>>700790577
lost
>>700786534
ice cream headache for sure, that and his teeth cringed
>>700784468
Probably Bronze, too
>>700794313
It's a meme ya dip
>>700784833
>>700787593
>>700790536
>>700792751
>>700794104
Why won't you go back to >>>/pol/ and stay there.
I swear it's like an army of tin foils and racists I try to troll it but they go "OOGABOOGA JUST A THEARY BRUH!!"
>>700782205
Safe
>>700787063
>>700793635 bick dick waisted on a retard , i bet he gets mad pussy in the institute tho
>>700782205
why do you do this
>>700784809
Wrong thread, retard
https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=u-ESRYolshU&feature=youtu.be
>>700794313
Kek , thats the joke, i didnt get it ,thx anon
>>700794746
not sure if newfag or the bait is this good
>>700794865
Ebin
>>700784468
not a bad idea
>>700786092
Didn't laugh till I read his name aloud for some reason. Lol
>>700793933
Hey I jacked it to that porn.
>>700793933
porn detected
>>700786927
Lmao fucking Japan.
