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>made fake dating profile
>holy shit I never realized how thirsty we look from the other end
>literally over 100 chat request within the first few hours
>anyway, roll away

Did this yesterday and had a good time. Please reply to my posts for your roll or reroll to count, I don't want to go thru every.single. post.

Give 'em hell boys!
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>>700742954
Better before an autist wearing sun glasses tried to talk to me
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>>700742954
Immdediately ask for dick pics, then berate his size.
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>>700743244
Waiting on sunglasses to respond.

Roll on this guy for now
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>>700743602
>>700743244
Reroll for fag #2
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>>700743244
Roll away. This guy is too fuckin happy
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>>700743976
Didn't get dubs but I want to conduct an experiment. I'm sending the same thing and seeing how he reacts to it. Other kid flipped it on me all happy and smooth
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>>700742954
bump for interest
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>>700743985
Yeah, now I'm talking to an autist with sunglasses
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>>700744314
Roll
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>>700743985
Well now that we mention dark things how about these fucking niggers Ammirite? If only Hitler won the war then we'd be on Mars by now
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>>700743985
Navy seal copypasta
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>>700744551
Roll
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>>700744551
>>700743602
Reroll
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to sunglasses: Dick pic or GTFO
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>>700744666
Checkem.
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>>700744666
Thanks for rerolling properly Mr. Satan. Sending now
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>>700744666
Thank you, based Satan trips Anon
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Bump
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>>700742954
Roll navy seal pasta
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>>700743267
this
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>>700744666
I sent him this earlier. Do you want to waste dem trips or use them on a lez nigress that messaged me earlier? Also have a thirsty Mexican messaging me.

Your choice
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>>700745157
Roll
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>>700745207
Roll
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>>700745313
Roll
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>>700745196
send to newfag, this guy seems fucked already
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>>700745396
Roll
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>>700745441
Roll
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>>700745493
Roll
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He responded lol
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrroll
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>>700745535
Roll
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>>700745196
Tell him you are bleaching your asshole
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>>700745537
Answered like a true autist.
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>>700745592
Roll
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>>700745537
"Sorry, autocorrect, i meant stud ;)"
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>>700745537
Navy seal copypasta
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>>700745537
tfw said autist is not an autist and doesnt even know the hacker 4chan

kill urself op
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>>700745426
Copy. Sending to thirsty Mexican
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>>700745537
Reroll >>700745667
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>>700745592
Olrl
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>>700745811
Fucking finally
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>>700745537
Sorry i know i'm using complicated words
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>>700745537
want to spell to you?
A U T I S T
gosh
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>>700745811
Navy seal pasta winrar
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>Please reply to my posts for your roll or reroll to count
Nice job guys.
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>>700745999
wasted trips
shit man
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>>700745537
Harambae was a hero and the should cut for our leader
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>>700743267
ROLL
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>>700742954
Navy seal paste
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OP, the fake profile was a very good idea
post more conversations
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>I would tell you to kill yourself but would you be able to do it? How about hanging yourself? There isn't a rope strong enough to support your weight. Bullet through your brain? Your hand needs to reach your head before you pull the trigger. Drug overdose? It's impossible to get enough pills to give a fat fuck like you a normal dose let alone an overdose. Jumping off of a building? The elevator has a weight limit and you sure as hell can't climb those stairs. In that case how about a bridge instead? Just jump off and drown. It's too bad grease floats on water. Your last option is to light yourself on fire. Luckily fat happens to be great fuel. Now you can finally burn off all of those calories.

OP PLEASE
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>>700746085
MRW Ive never even rolled dubs in my life but I roll trips twice in one thread.
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>>700746289
holy shit
fucking roll
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>>700746289
Roll
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>>700746394
Dubs aren't that hard
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>>700745537
Roll >>700746289
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>>700745709
All he asked was if he could see my pic and he awoke the frogwoman in me...this is his response lol
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>>700746289
Rolling for this bad boy
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>>700746622
Reroll >>700746289
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>>700746262
Kek

Here's another. Roll away

REPOND TO THIS POST OR ROLLS AND REROLLS DONT COUNT. Thanks
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>>700746622
"You better shut your fucking mouth, ya raasclart, bumbaclart, whitebwoy!"
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>>700746622
Reroll >>700746970
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>>700746858
Here's pic. RESPOND TO THIS ONE. Sorry

Oh yeah, its a grill
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>>700747043
This please >>700746289
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Look, my sweet and tender chicken nuggets will not cook themselves. I need a girl like you to be there for me when the going gets tough. I have at least 2 more hours a jacking off to do tonight and I want to do that, with you, cooking the chicken nuggets that i spoke of earlier. Than when i am done i will eat said nuggets off of a ceramic plate that i will later on shove into my gaping anal cavity aka fat man. We will laugh and cry and kill and murder and exterminate together
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>>700747043
i am not a lesbian biatch
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>>700747043
>>700747144
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>>700747043
"Do your pussy look like a roast beef sandwich?"
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>>700747043
That moment when catfishing a catfish.
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>>700747043
This >>700747144
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>>700747144
Not honoring these dubs.
RESPOND TO THE POST. Also, they think I'm a grill
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>>700747043
Rerolling >>700747143
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>>700747043
hey girl, i think i have weird boobs
wanna sent me yours for comparison?
will sent after

THIS. DONT SEND ANY OTHER AND SPOIL IT. IT'S A CHANCE TO GET NUDES FROM HER .

just fix the grammar because i am not good
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>>700747043
"Eat my pussy out, onee-chan!"
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>>700747043
Take me out to the movies and ill give you the oppurtunity to fingerbang my mother fucking stank hole you goddamn greasy bitch
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>>700747455
Ayy Checkem.
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>>700747455
Winrar!
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>>700747043
How much?
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>>700747455
woo hooo

do your job guys and fix the grammar please
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>>700747627
I did. Sent and waiting
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>>700747043
I swear to god if you have a penis and you dont tell me I will be so incredibly upset I might just have to suck it until orgasm
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>>700747232
this, for the love of god, this>>700747043
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>>700747778
1 off...
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ewhore him for money? like a normal person?
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Wanna commit suicide with me? I have a couple tanks of helium. Ready to roll.

I just came on here to find someone to leave this world together . Like Romeo and Juliette Lewis.
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>>700747455
OP is totally going to send this verbatim. I'm calling it.
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What app is that?
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>>700748072
Grindr
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>>700748072

GRINDR
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>>700748009
Nope. I tried to make it girly. Striiiiiiike 1. Roll guys
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>>700743985
Look I will tell you this right now. I am absolutely littered with diseases. Like just fuuuuckin full of em. So if you wanna blowjob or someshit hmu cuz my puss is just straight outta commision. Fuck it hurts so bad sometimes and my urine is ALWAYS bloody like shit fam. Too much fuckin crack n orgies for this whore
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>>700747973

Roll
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>>700747455
Yes, this!
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>>700748143
No, I get it. I'd be hesitant too if my face looked like that.
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>>700748143
if i did sent to you, you have to sent to me
#justgirlthings
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>>700748188
Winrarrrrrr
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>>700748143
Then you better send videos, you fucking cunt
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>>700748411
winrar alert
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>>700748143
If you don't send pics can you at least send panties? In trying to start a collection ;)
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>>700748360
To what? There's multiple conversations going. That's why I said RESPOND TO THE POST. I'm not honoring that shit. Get with it faggot
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>>700748411
Zero to 100
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>>700748411
winner
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>>700748188

THIS WAS WINRAR>>700748188
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>>700748143
Ayo bring dat lil pussy here bitch ass hoe
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>>700748411
Sending
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>>700748143
Send her tranny porn pictures
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>>700748143
Ask sunglassfag to send schlong pic
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>>700743985
Your not too bright r tard
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>>700748411
Kitty got claws
Roll away
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>>700743985
I wish you were as good at taking hints as I am at taking dicks.
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>>700748516

We'll fuck you, dinktoucher.
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>>700749021
I didn't mean that, sorry. I've been drinking. Just got out of a bad relationship. But that's a story for another time.
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>>700749021
I'm sorry hun I'm just really horny. You are beautiful.
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>>700749022
Sending
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>>700749022
this first

and then this
>>700749136
roll
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>>700748143
If you block me I'll comitted suicide.
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>>700749021
And it's really easy to figure out where you live. Keep that in mind you passive aggressive bitch
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>>700749355
Winrar!
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>>700749021
You know what is also really easy? pulling the trigger when I find you. After breaking your teeth so you suck me without biting.
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>>700749355
creepy winrar
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>>700749355
Winrar!
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>>700749021
>>>You chose me. Lets share some sexy stories. Go first, hottest sex escapade? I need some fun in my life and i need a passionate girl that can handle me
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>>700749355
Sending
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>>700749877
oh that's a good thread
good thread i say
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>>700749022
The.thirst
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>>700749877
This OP is not a fag
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>>700750082
You know what else could be interesting? Let's meet up.
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>>700750082

When are you going to send me a pic of your peehole?
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>>700750242
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>>700750082
It's just more interesting to find out where you live and kill you in your sleep.
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>>700750082
you know what's even more funny? your face
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Genital Warts are easier to get rid of you. A knife and a pair of pliers...
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Well let's get this over with. Whip it out and let's see it.
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>>700750082
Yiu ever stop to think that I might be broadcasting you being a Horny idiot to hundreds, maybe thousands of people right now? And I bet your dick is STILL hard
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>>700749355
>This fuckin bitch....
I'm feeling froggy
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>>700750299
W W W Winrar
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>>700750310
are u autistic
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>>700750082
Let's just cut to the chase. Do you wanna see my tits?
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This might be a Odd request. But can I fuck your dog?
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>>700750299
Winrar!
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>>700750500
FUCKING WIN. OP DELIVER
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>>700750478
nah man just distracted, chill out
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>>700750500
Winrar!
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>>700750491
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>>700750522
Double Winrar. Check em bois
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>>700750405
Forgot pic.
RESPOND TO THIS POST IF YOU ROLL
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>>700750558
you have to answer to the post...
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>>700750413
>>700750500
>>700750522
>>700750558
>>700750596
>>700750607
>>700750617


You guys are retarded. REPLY TO THE MESSAGE YOU WANT IT SENT TO.
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>>700750623
rollllllllllllooooooooooooooo for?
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>>700750623
This might be a Odd request. But can I fuck your dog?

>OP Deliver. Already Winrar'd Samefag here
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>>700750623
Haha just like you :) I'm drunk wanna FaceTime??
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>>700750623
You're going to be cute when I put makeup on your decaying corpse. If I were you I'd stop bitching.
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>>700750709
Fuck off OP. You are Randy Bobandy
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>>700750813
this
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>>700750623
I bet you sound like a squeaky toy when you cum.
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You guys are thirsty
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>>700750623
I am the hacker known as 4chan *unsheathes katana*
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>>700750082
>>>Well arent you so clever? Ok bb. Get hard for me and send me pic. If i lioe what I see. I'll show you how wet I am.
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>>700750623
what, you think you better for me?
where your feminine penis?
that is my gun, i don't need other
cat
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>>700750623
irregardless its the same difference and i literally could care less for all intensive purposes so you're point is mute per say
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>>700750623
I AM SO SORRY :(
My brother stole the phone
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>>700750739
Reroll
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>>700750623
I don't need to talk to you anymore.
Already hacked and get your nudes.
Search your name tomorrow, it will be anywhere
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>>700750813
this
and then that one
>>700751084
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>>700751140
rolling
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>>700751186
Roll
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>>700750623
i am in love with you.
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>>700750903
roll
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>>700751186
Roll
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>>700751186
rollin
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>>700750623
Aww you're so cute when you're mad. ;) this is SO us babe :*
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>>700750913
And the bitch isnt even cute. Where did you post this shit at so I can scope out the simp fest.
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>>700751415
Roll
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>>700750623
I'll eat your pussy, if it calms you down, babe <3 xx
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>>700751140
this
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>>700750623
Listen here [her name] , i am not a fool.
You would not sent me if you are not a lesbian.
But that's a no-no from me, so i fooling round.
If you want though, you can have sex with my best friend (and if that goes well, you get laid faggot)
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>>700751566
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>>700751566
WINRAR
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>>700750623
Send nudes you cunt, or i will fucking dox your info
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>>700751625
roll for this, wanna get op laid.
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>>700751415
Roll
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>>700751625
roll damn it
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>>700750623
4chan.org/b/
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>>700751566
Sending
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>>700751788
>>700751566
HELL YEAH
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>>700751962
Thank you, based OP
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>>700751788
send this and the pussy one OP
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>>700750082
And you call yourself a man...kill yourself, please.
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>>700750082
Dick pic please. I want to show my friends
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>>700750082
And it's more interesting popping zits on my labia than talking to you. Jump off a cliff already, rapist.
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>>700750082
Drinking bleach can be interesting too!
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>>700750082
I just took a dump that is more interesting than you. Fuck off, and fuck me for even giving you a chance.
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>>700750082
Reroll
>>700752591
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>>700750082
This
>>700752591
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>>700752591
Rereroll
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>>700751552
:/

That's me.
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>>700753408
Oh yeah? Timestamp/tits or gtfo
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OP here
Going to honor dubs and 0's. Lets get it moving. No edgy weirdo shit please. We can make it funny or get nudes or be edgy and push them away.
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>>700753537
Night!
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Did OP abandon ship?
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>>700753408
You two just have big heads. That's the only thing in common
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Waiting on OP to deliver
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OP IS MASSIVE FAGET
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She hasn't respknded
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Roll away
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oh shit i just came on my baby
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>>700755186
rerolling
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Daily reminder to stuff Asian cocks in your ass.
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>>700754792
Well, she's clearly a faggot, but try this
>omg, I'm so sorry, I left my phone out while I was at work, one of my siblings must have sent that stuff, I'm so sorry
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>>700755097
Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
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Starting fresh. Don't be so edgy
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>>700755291
Roll
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>>700755606
Mami? I don't understand bean-speak, wetback. Try again.
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>>700755606

Hola papi :D :D who r u?
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>>700755606
Ey papi, want some plantains?
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just wondering what to do with this abortion the hospital let me keep this morning.
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>>700755606
hey papi
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>>700755606
heey sweetie;),im just chilling home alone, hbu?
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>>700755097
Nice hat *giggles*
What team?
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>>700755811
chicken dinner
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>>700755811
We got a live one
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>>700756201
so ke pedo o ke wey echame las fotos
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>>700756201
*giggles* where are you from? I don't see many exotic men here <3
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>>700756201
boi imma build dat wall so high
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>>700755606
Mi want papi stick pee stick in fart hole si ? : D
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>>700756201
is it true what they say about spics?
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>>700756201
dame tu verga grasa que diablo desagradable
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>>700756388
WiNnN
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>>700756459
Stfu Not funy autism b kid
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>>700756388

I checked these to be the doubles (am I doing it right?)
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>>700756201
Enviarme una foto de su pene!
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>>700756388
Winrar
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>>700756785
Summer's here /b/ro's...
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>>700756201
Una foto de to pingota papi rico
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>>700756785
>>700757324
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>>700756201
Ke onda puto essse invita los tacos morro no seas culero andele.Chass invitate una caguama no posss,
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>he sent his phone #
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>>700756459
>>700756785

*yells*
SUURE IS LOOKIN' SUMMER IN HERE
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Did your mother die of cancer or am i just unlucky?
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>>700757631
Post his number, and let us sauce him up!

As for the roll, "Send me a pic first, papi?"
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Guy from yesterday hit me up. Here's a little background before we get to rolling
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>>700758163
>nugget
TOPKEK
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>>700758163
If I sucka nigga dick does it taste like a watermelon
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>>700758163
Top kekorino
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Mexican here, let me take a loom at the "papi" fag conversation
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>>700758163
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>>700758163

Did you know I'm actually transnigger? I did hormone treatments to remove the shit-throwing ape side of me and color my skin white.
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>>700758429
Post pic here OP, grill seems hot.

Any sets?
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>>700758429
"Do you have a big black cock? Ive always wanted to be some nigger's bitch"
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>>700758429
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>>700758488
Well fucking done
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>>700758488
Winrar
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>>700758601
Reroll
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>>700758488
Kek nice dubs
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>>700758604
"btw, i used to have a cock before, hope that doesnt bother you"
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shit i just came on the baby
this could take a while
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What happened to the lesbo OP?
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the thread is dead?
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>>700758877
>>700759011
>>700759188
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Bumping
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>>700758604
I need a 10 inch big black dick send me some pics i get horny
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To all you that rolled to the previous Tyrone conversations: YOURE FUCKING STUPID AND HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A FUCKIN GOLDFISH.

I was just giving a background on Tyrone to show he was desperate hoping the tricksters among you fags would exploit it somehow. Instead I get a bunch of 12 year old replying to the last posts.

Roll away if you can legally be here you fuckin children
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>>700758604
I stay here and there. What about you?
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>>700759808
rerolling
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>>700759616
post img fgt
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>>700759808
roll
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>>700758604
rolling >>700759808
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>>700758604
would you suck my dick after you fuck me?
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Hitting the bump limit soon New thread required
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>>700759808
>>700758604
Jesus fuck. Dubz please. This is the only thing not incredibly autistic
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>>700759808
>>700758604
going for gold
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>>700758604

Can I come to your place?
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>>700758604
Let's meet at the nearest kfc
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>>700759808
>>700758604
rolling for the dubs
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>>700760234
>only thing not incredibly autistic
>abandons sleazy chat for standoffish cringy quips
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