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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700719769
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
Claimed.
I'll try this again
Hey everyone whats up?
>>700736397
your so quik god
Best shipfu claimed.
>>700735909
Hey hey, no bullying.
I personally rejected being part of society, not the other way around. I tried it out and it was pretty underwhelming, so I gave up and went back home
>>700736083
dumbasses like me who couldn't get a liscence can't be trusted to fix their scooters
>>700736179
heyo
>>700736481
heyo again
>>700736257
Alright then
>faggots
But isn't that... you know what, never mind.
>>700736481
hey wats up
>>700736488
nice feet
All your waifus are trash. Trap saika totsuka waifu is best
>>700736532
>>700736083
He broke down and a tow truck was a 2 hour wait.
>>700735164
You seem positive today! And if by 'enjoy' you meant 'sat in front of a computer screen', then yes, of course~.
What'd you do today? (・ω・)
>>700736399
>implying weed is harmful to your health
How's everyone?
Calamity-masu'd
>>700736481
Salty af
>>700736780
YUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
>>700736779
Was I now?
>>700736488
sleepy nigger
>>700736441
Hey mai!
>>700736594
wasup ruby? how you doing
>>700736611
That was fun watching fucking 15 episodes of akame just now!
>>700736860
whose salty?
I just said let's try this again cuz i posted right b4 image cap fam.
>>700736894
I'm good
>>700736192
>Any questions?
Well, if my brain becomes an arguably healthy breakfast, why shouldn't I do drugs?
>>700736481
Nothing much at all.
What's going on in your world?
>>700736894
yes it was until the end then I cried but it was worth it
>>700736867
nice paws
>>700736860
pick a dang waifu tsun
>>700736890
The video implied marijuana is harmful to your health
>>700737073
Top Kek
>>700736867
nice feet
>>700737073
Because, that's you're fucking brain. You use it do things, not to eat it.
>>700737103
The actor was implying it, not me.
>>700737010
I am
Destiny and bullshit
>>700737095
Fuck your morals, heretic
>>700736594
I got my license when i was 19
>>700736676
Bills! and then work!
Fun days as always. Fuck you massachusettes stop taking all my money.
>>700737419
Greetings akame
>>700737419
why didnt you finish akame ga kill with us you missed me crying
>>700736676
>>700737338
>>700737073
Not a whole lot, Just finished akame ga kill with esdeath in the stream. It was a good time. Now im playing bloodborne debating on putting my gameplay on twitch. Also i am reading akame ga kill zero manga. So a couple things going down. You?
>>700737272
We never play overwatch anymore man the fuck!
>>700737103
Dude not smoking marijuana is better for your health then smoking it soooo yes it is harmful to you.
>>700737095
I get pretty emotional when mine dies
>>700737419
QT assassin!
>>700737338
I got my permit at almost 18 and never got further. I'm not good at taking tests and most of the stuff I can remember is general aspects of things and not precise facts. I still forget my siblings birthdays.
>>700737248
How does ones brain become fried from smoking a reefer?
If anything your brain should become like meatloaf, brownies, cakes, etc. Rather than fried it should be baked
>>700737640
Explain
The danker the kush the better it is for you
>>700737675
MARY SUE DETECTED
>>700737516
hey
>>700737591
oh don't worry I had my own reasons to cry
>>700737640
m'fellow league of shadower
>>700737808
I don't know man, ask the people behind the PSA.
>>700737675
>Didn't get my license till nearly 21
>So much regret
>>700737640
I got bored of overbot
>>700737947
Hows it goin?
>>700736860
YUUUUUUUNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>700738024
WUZ GUD NIGGA??!?!
>>700736481
I just refreshed the thread after a game of OW and posted, kek.
>>700737248
It was a joke, my dude.
But in all seriousness, yes, I agree drugs are bad for you. I'm usually sober, besides a few times when I drink my sorrows away.
I do love how ridiculous some of those old anti-drug PSAs are, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo
>>700737338
Oh, where do you work?
Gotta love the wageslave live. Well, not that I could relate, but I doesn't seem like fun.
>smugsmugsmug.jpg
>>700737614
that is cute animu
that is good post
>>700737640
Sounds like fun! If you decide to put it up, put out a link. I'll watch it~.
Is it any good?
Just posting and listening to nice music. The usual.
>>700738101
Not much, playing WoW and looking for an item with a VERY low drop chance lol. You?
>>700737614
Guess who~
>>700737858
You're misunderstanding Mary sues
I love mary sues
>>700737675
I don't now my sister's birthdays or my cousin's names
>>700738151
Dishwasher, oh bby.
>>700738151
I know it was, don't take me seriously, at least most of the time.
>>700737997
eeeeeh
>>700736399
Hey tell me an interesting fact about yourself
>>700737959
You're such a cute~
>>700737808
>reefer
She was living in a single room w/ 3 other individuals, one of them was a male, and the other two, well hell the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there, and furthermore Susan I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes..... reefers
>>700738484
Calimari
>>700738621
The Cali-mari
>>700737103
Marijuana makes you fucking stupid honestly. I smoked it from age 13 to age 30.
>>700738115
How are you not bored of overwatch?
>>700738215
Playing destiny with the bros.. got salty in the dreadful tirals of osiris but now Im helping them in challenge of elders for new gear
>>700738503
Mmm sour
>>700738248
How much does that pay?
At least it's better than being a cashier if you have crippling social anxiety! There's a brightside to everything!
>(・ω・)
>>700738366
Oh, aha, sorry. Hard to tell when someone's being satire sometimes over text conversations.
Wew.
Anyway, what are you up to?
>>700737808
I smoked weed since i was 13. Sold illegally, Sold legally and grew it. I stopped smoking it completely 2 years ago. My blood pressure has gone down I sleep better and i can fucking breathe again. Marijuana smoke contains carcinogens that shit is not good for you.
>>700738621
I am not such thing! But you are, cutie~
>>700738484
Sqeeeeeed!
test
>>700738911
>tfw all of your siblings smoke the devil's cabbage and you're used to the odor of it
>>700739020
Test successful!
>>700738799
How are you not bored of destiny is the real question.
>>700738911
Weed isn't connected with lung cancer
Do you guys remember the Mai-chan's Daily Life guro that someone posted for us a while back? Well take a look at this.
>>700738124
>>700737640
esdeaths death makes me lose more of my sanity
>>700737947
oh thats not to good you ok? you wanna talk on steam
>>700738799
What made it so bad?
>>700738799
>How are you not bored of overwatch?
I don't know, I usually play with friends, it's fun, plus the unlockables keep the game kind of fresh for me.
>>700737858
I'm not bothered by power fantasies in any work anyway, but she isn't really a mary sue. She's got the least amount of achievements in her series.
>>700738248
I can only remember one part of someones name, and that's about it, even in my own family.
I really wasn't born to be part of society, wish I could just build a cabin deep in canada and live out my 30 years or so.
>>700738484
It's you.
>>700738546
Holy fuck, I'm not an interesting person what so ever. I actually can't think of anything.
>>700738899
Watching Plastic Memories, it's pretty bad. Luckily on the final episode, going to bed after this. You?
>crippling social anxiety
I bet I could beat you in that field.
>>700739180
I've heard about this. I doubt it'll be good, won't meet my high expectations.
>>700738151
>>700738248
>>700739164
carcinogens are. You burn anything and inhale it. Not good for you.
Also anything substance that triggers a dopamine release isn't good for your mental stability.
cuz what happens when you run out? Depression
>>700739403
>>700738403
>>700738899
I use to do that. It's fun after you know what you're doing. After the first month of being complete and utter shit.
Builds confidence.
>>700739452
Why do you hate me? ;W;
>>700739392
M A R Y S U E
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>>700739534
What.
>>700739144
I only got bored of it once
>>700739237
9 Straight wins flawless for the delicious loot
>>700739343
All my friends played it for a week
Fuking ps4
>>700739403
Nigga you need a hobby.
-mavis
>>700738799
how are you?
>>700739191
yeah I'll write to you in a sec
>>700739707
I've got running, that's nice.
>>700739631
Okay then, whatever man. It seems you don't know the meaning of the word but I don't really mind either way.
claimed
>>700739705
Oh jeez, that does sounds pretty dreadful. This item I'm trying to get is a repair bot that I can summon in the middle of raids and dungeons to repair gear.
>>700740064
>>700740075
Hello
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Arkham games will never get old
>>700736632
Nonono~
Hato is besto trap waifu, it's a fact.
>>700739403
Oh, I searched it because I thought you meant Plastic Nii-san! Turns out it's completely different. Hmm.
Well, sleep well!
>>700739541
I feel like I'd mess up the math, have a panic attack, and quit tbqh.
Confidence is for people who value their lives, and that's normie behavior!
>>700737614
>>700739534
>>700740064
Hairdrills a cute.
>>700739403
Yup, it's me.
>>700738965
Yo. By the way, naps: very good. Too bad I didn't have one earlier in the day.
>>700740064
Hello
How does it feel to be a virgin autist who watches anime? Serious question, roast me all you want but none of you have an actual girlfriend or the confidence to post a pic of your self
^kek
>>700740005
Mary sue
>>700740267
I enjoyed the hell out of Asylum but never got the others
>>700740267
>>700740506
Yes, I would marry her. Your point?
>>700740426
How was school?
>>700740364
That's right, you don't even dare compete with me at being an anti-social fuck.
>>700740479
>implying
>>700740364
I meant to quote:
>>700737614
>>700739452
i'm such a baka
end my life, onii-chan desu
Ok im gonna stream bloodborne
it's twitch shinobu83
Starting in a minute
Come watch me get the shit kicked out of me.
>>700740660
Generic animoo grill
>>700740686
>>700740686
i can make you feel good o:
>>700740667
I didn't imply shit you fucking autist stop the damage control
>>700740426
Yes, yes they are. Should've gotten more sleep mang.
>>700740667
Going to post more pics, cutie~?
>>700740064
Greetings
>>700740075
Ah interesting
>>700740479
>Backtracing image
>Finding origin
You're gonna get raped by a jiggalo son.
>>700740364
That's why you focus your energy on being better than normie scum. Socialize in your own way.
>>700739768
I've been better
http://dankmaymays.com/dubs/
Penny Claim!
I return from playing vidya with friends.
>>700740541
Imo, asylum second best akrham game. Then city
>>700740552
Hello~~
>>700741187
Hello pennz. Im here playing arkham knight
>>700740886
I'm NOT CUUUUUUTE!!!
>>700740872
I've posted a pic of myself before
Stop with the buzzwords
>>700740664
Pretty ok. Aside from waking up in the morning at a very early time. Its ok. Nothing crazy happened.
>>700740886
Its ok. I need to wake up early tomorrow too. I have an interview to do. As long as I stay up, the better my chances of getting a full and normal rest. Sleep isn't coming to me as it was before. Plus I tried but I couldn't sleep for 2 hours so instead of 6 I got 4 hours.
>>700740909
Ok
>>700741216
Smugs.
>>700741283
Rad, I'm playing Unturned
>I was playing with some friends but they went to bed and now I'm soloing the new Russia map
>ITS A BIG FUCKING MAP.
>>700741072
>back tracing a selfie I just took after a massive shit.
It feels great shitting in a toilet instead of a man diaper you like you eternal virgins
>>700741353
<3
>>700740959
Yep. We were running a raid and kept dying, and our gear was needing repair. When we finished my friend was like "okay yuuki, you're going to get this robot for us. good luck" lol
>>700741216
That's the one I want to play. I think open world batman would be cool
>>700740733
Oh you big silly, that's not what that word means!
A mary sue is a character that ends up being a self insert for people, usually referring to when writers can't write female characters well and end up just giving them asspulls and making them a chassis on which to put ridiculous powers. Typically the writers have them always win because they can't think of anything else and can't write well.
Ruby hardly wins every fight she's in, she's actually the least versatile character in her series.
Visual character design has nothing to do with mary sues, but I'm sure you didn't read any of this.
>>700741334
Yeeeeeeeees you are~
>>700741405
Oh, where at?
>Inb4 Five guys
>tfw my gf is hotter than all your Chinese cartoon characters
How do you live such a pathetic existence?
>>700738621
>Rob Zombie posting in /waifu/
It's a good day.
>>700741510
Such good friends
Reminds me of mine "Lol Yuno take the relic"
>>700741472
>.....
>>700741405
>dinner
>>700741118
what's up
>tfw my gf is hotter than all your Chinese cartoon characters
How do you live such a pathetic existence?
>>700741762
>kisses
>>700741949
You mean your 3DPD faggot GF who will cuck you one day? Feels gud.
>700741949
Damage control
>>700741472
Big forehead or long head?
>>700741567
Kek, it wasn't that great that I'd apply asap. Plus, I forgot cheese. Most likely, I'll forget again. And I don't want fast food again. I applied at Costco.
>>700741762
Hmm? Dinner? Would you like to buy me some?
>>700742041
No bully pls I cri ;_;
>>700741924
Numbing my mind with destiny
>>700742041
Lmfao. Being so afraid of women you retreat to your safe zone hug box Waifu thread and date a drawing
Well, I'm leaving for now. See ya
>>700742027
>>700741472
Ew.
>>700741756
I mean, to be fair, he helped me get the materials to get my engineering high enough to even make the robot, but I still have to make it which is taking some time. What does taking the relic do?
test
>>700742248
Actually me and my drawing are going steady
So Fuck off
>>700742370
>virginity confirmed
Goes for you all this whole thread
>>700742271
Goodnight beautiful
>yuuko
>>700742248
>Not knowing that your gf is gay because she likes dick
>Not knowing your gf is sucking some nigger's dick behind your back
Keep laughin cuck :^]
>>700742276
I meant kisses like how italians greet each other!
>Like right-cheek-left-cheek
@700742441
Damage control
>>700742271
Godnight Ruby.
>ika
test.
>>700742151
I feel like games don't have this effect on me as much as they used to. Might have to step it up and get some chemicals involved
>>700742460
>having 0 experience with women
>having a non existent social life
Yeah i wouldn't expect a different mentality from someone who never leaves home and hasn't showered since August 10th
>>700740772
The smug actually made me feel better. (・ω・)
>>700740842
if it's another erp i don't want to hear it, senpai
>>700741088
>Socialize in your own way
Ehhh.. I guess talk to a few of you guys is being social. In a way. Kind of.
>>700741187
Welcome back! What'd you play?
>>700742310
For Vault of Glass, it's a shield so I become captain america and shield everyone from robot pewpews and cleanse us from darkness
In Crota's End, it's a sword, its the only thing to damage the final boss (I linked you my solo vid before if you remember)
>>700742027
>
>>700742131
>squid dinner
>>700741353
<3
>>700741420
So many games ive never heard of! How big?
>>700741510
It is cool! That's the rest of the arkham game
He's so mad about his safe zone being invaded he refuses to click his big bad bullies post number
>>700742704
No....
>>700742704
>senpai
o:
>>700742691
Maybe you just dont have autism
>>700742704
Break neetdom i command it.
Anyways i'm going to bed. Goodnight.
#700742818
Damage control
>>700742704
We played Unturned
>But now I'm soloing
>They added Russia as a map and its fucking huge.
>>700742797
Its big enough that 50mph feels like it'll take half an hour to get where I'm going.
>Thats why I use a plane that goes 70mph
The nice thing is that Unturned is free ^^
>>700742131
Oh, Costco is pretty good to work at I hear. Get those sweet stock market benefits.
&700742966
Damage control.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsrxvoWkLyM
>>700742728
I gotcha, so you become the most important person there. Are there healers and tanks and stuff in raids like in other MMOs?
>>700742797
Maybe once it goes on sale on Steam I'll pick it up. Gotta finish Asylum first though
>that picture
>that ZR
hnng
>>700742986
I bet you 2 thousand dollars to your pay pal account you will not post a pic of your self, you'll indirectly comment damage control in response to this and forever prove to me and all the disgusting weaboos that post in these cancer threads that you are a spitting image of pic related. Go ahead
What time is it?
>>700743057
>Forgot image kek
>>700743210
Forgot pic
>>700743210
>pic related
Nice try faggot.
_700743210
Damage control
>>700742919
who knows at this point
>>700743309
Fucking ugly neckbeard
