ITT: Poorly Describe Movie Plots.
>half vamp kill vamp
Bloodrayne
>>700724794
2fast2furious
>>700724794
nope
Blade
>4
>u
>>700724965
winrar
>>700725030
fantastic 4?
Fantastic 4orce?
>>700724688
crazy man wants to make other men crazy
>glasses
>see truth
>12 years in the making
>>700725199
Book of. Eli
>>700725280
Boyhood
>>700725347
nope try again
>>700725199
THEY LIVE
>>700725280
Boyhood
>>700724688
>captivity
>incest
>violence
Trash cleaner loves gardener in space.
>>700725177
Batman & Robin
>>700725497
Old boy? Or was it old dogs? One of the two I think.
>>700725497
Minecraft Story Mode
>Be black.
>Sell drugs
>Get shot in head.
>Best friend and nephew blasted
>>700725537
close but no
>>700725593
Gotta be old boy
>2 Spanish men and a horse
>>700724688
>/x/ in a bunker
>>700725675
Moar hints pl0x
>>700725743
City Slickers 2
stunts
crime
girl
mexican
real human being
>>700725832
Drive
>>700725655
Paid in full
nigger i better b right
>>700725788
Nope
>>700725887
You are correct sir. I'm impressed
>>700725743
Road to el'derado?
>>700725885
winrar
Love these threads
>>700725935
Winner
>>700725933
Best friend and nephew was what gave it away. That part fucked me up.
>>700725030
the dark knight rises
>>700725653
>mfw they get it first try :^)
>>700725497
serbian film
>NYC
>fuck tons of bitches
>aids
>Machine finds meaning in life then saves machine race.
>>700726215
I robot?
>>700726264
No. Think more kid friendly.
>>700726198
KIDS
>>700726155
Money makin mitch
>"You don't want that money. "
>Take it
>Scary guy wants the money
>>700724688
Ez, it's 30 days of night
>>700726433
Rico did mitch so dirty...
>>700726428
Yup
>>700726428
Wall-e
>>700726439
No country for old niggers
>>700725497
Scarface Pacino version
>bounty hunter
>Kill synths
>Drink liquor
>Synth dies, v sad
>Fall in love with hot synth
>End
>>700726198
Kids?
>>700726720
All about the Benjamin's
>date crazy bitch
>is kill
>date spic
>simulated reality
>wake up on lab table
>>700724688
hard mode
>A nigger with a title of nobility gets up
>>700726849
Repo men?
>>700726720
Bladerunner
>>700726875
Coming to america
>>700726849
Vanilla sky
>>700726537
>>700726439
Yep
>>700724688
kid
dead bird
>>700726720
star wars
>>700726945
Yus. Gj
>>700724688
Dumb-fuck paratrooper gets half-a-dozen comrades killed by refusing a lawful order to return home.
>>700726987
Dumb and dumber
>>700726937
nope
>>700727042
Saving private ryan
>>700724688
Fucking pussy plays nurse-maid then turns down some grade A momcest cuz . . . well, no reason given.
>>700726720
>>700726925
Das it boi
>have car
>autism
>gotta go fast
>tell you all about it when indie you again
>>700727264
Spanking the Monkey
>>700727154
Yup. . . good job.
>>700726875
The mummy
>Good guys
>they get backstory
>new guy all of a sudden
>audience knows he's gonna die
>shits flying in the sky
>>700727341
Yes. Have some MILF.
>>700727355
nope, i dont think any1 will get this!
>>700726875
Good times
bad times
bunch of dead niggers
>a nigger grabs a white guys Fick and cures him of aids or something
>is kill
>>700727056
no.
>>700727526
The green mile
>>700727519
nope, guess again!
>two autistic niggers have a fast food job
>shark hormones
>>700727619
Yis
>>700727619
damn u beat me to it
>>700727526
The Green Mile
>>700724688
Guy thinks naughty thoughts and commits murder. But he is baptized by butt-rape and all his sins are forgiven.
Maybe magic guy fights Kruger
>>700727671
Good burger
>>700727755
Shawshank redemption
>>700724688
Blade
>be wigger
>hang out with jigaboos
>become famous because rap battles
>definitely not based on a true story
>Black guy is a groovy super hero
>>700727793
Yup
>>700727833
>Shawshank redemption
Nope.
>>700726215
Cars
>die
>be in purgatory
>Rip Torn becomes your lawyer
>be on trial for being a beta
>>700727952
>>Black guy is a groovy super hero
Pootie Tang?
>Good times
>bad times
>bunch of dead niggers
>>700727952
Pootie Tang
>>700727913
Mom's Spaghetti the Movie?
>>700728163
Yup
>>700728087
Defending your Life
Aliens
Anal Fisting
Shoegaze
>>700724688
> learn Korean martial art
> become superhero
>>700726875
Someone guess this!
>>700727952
Shaft
>>700727952
Black Dynamite
>>700724688
is your movie Hotel Transylvania 2?
>be lost
>meet retard and asshole who follows you
>asshole tries to get you kill
>find way home
>>700726875
King Kong?
>>700728464
The Tuxedo
>>700728736
nope
>>700726875
Selma
> Old West
> Wimp confronts town bully & shoots him
> Feels guilty
> turns out wimp's tough-guy friend actually shot him
>>700728784
>The Tuxedo
Nope. . . . think 80s movie.
>be grill
>have red hair
>try to stop boyfriend from robbing something by running halfway across Germany for a really stupid reason
>fail
>>700728855
no, idk if anyone will get this :/
>nigger
>Jared Leto
>orange juice truck full of heroin
>amputation and prison
>>700728464
the nigger knight
>>700728905
Shanghai Noon
>>700729067
Run Lola Run
>>700729291
Requiem for a Dream
>>700729385
>Shanghai Noon
No . . . it's Oooollllld School movie
>>700729416
If you got this without googling it, kudos.
>>700729494
Yup
>>700727952
Undercover brother
>>700725280
foodfight
Restaurant cook decides to sell food across country
>nigger
>Hagakure
>is kill
>>700725497
any other tuesday evening?
>>700726875
since no one guessed it
>dark knight rises
>>700729980
You know this is plots right? Autist.
>>700729686
>>700729686
>Restaurant cook decides to sell food across country
Chef?
>a severe autist who owns a plunger making business finds an organ and smashes things when his sister makes fun of him
>have fetal alcohol syndrome
>get stuck in a bubble
>have a party and ruin the place
>spend a year fixing it
No one got them so here they are
>>700728464
"Remo Williams"
>>700727755
"American History X"
>>700728905
"The Man who Shot Liberty Valance"
>be lawyer
>meet Dad
>get murderer off
>almost fuck sister
>an hero
>new game +
>>700730894
We all should have gotten ed norton meme movie
>>700730515
toy story
>>700726875
Othello
>>700731020
star wars
Gay guys travel and kill women
>Come back from dead
>Become famous
>Previously hated before dead
>>700724688
Blade
>old man has young boy go to his secluded cabin and touches him, now he can see color and people want old man killed for touching young boy
>>700731360
The Passion of the Christ
> happy family
> wife brutally murdered
> kid gets taken
> dad does whatever it takes
> gets his kid back
>>700728102
Planet of the apes?
>>700731481
The Giver
>>700731524
Nope
>>700731481
The Giver
>>700731548
taken
>>700731548
Taken
>>700731786
nope
>>700731674
>>700731606
Yes
>movie of black people taking over earth after nuke
>ugliest lesbian alive murders dudes for a very contrived reason
>jail
>>700731897
Planet of the apes
>>700731830
Birth of a nation
>>700732014
Kek si very good
>space niggers take over earth
>dreadlocks
>science shit
>>700731951
Monster
>>700731951
Monster
>wake up in cryopod
>everybody has aspergers
>it has what plants crave
>Babby is forme and it is black babby
>>700730188
Maybe
>>700732152
Battlefield earth
>>700732046
yesssss
>>700732211
Rosemaries child
>speed and explosions, 7 years in the making
>>700732268
Great american film
>>700732175
>>700732176
Indeed
>>700732182
Idiocracy
>>700732347
Yup
>Who is in Kahoots with who here?
>oh fuck.....
>>700725512
Wall-E
>>700732246
Yeah that one was easy
>dead man watches sister get fucked as a ghost and is reborn out of her vagina
>>700724688
>be team with friends.
>leave friends for other team with money
>old friend gets road rash cause new team is cheater
>go back to old team and dad is proud
>kill a nigger
>get killed after taking a shit
West Asian Person gets confused with the customs of another country.
>>700726198
KIDS or the film adaptation of RENT
>>700732473
I didnt see this one unless it's Casper.
You win anon.
>>700732542
Pulp fiction
>>700731951
Monster
I legit felt bad for her when she threw on her cheap suit, jumped on her bike and tried to turn her life around. Only to be shot down in such a humiliating manner. Dem feels
>>700732648
Enter the void
You fought well anon
>space jews invade
>kill president
>ois and dies to opera
>>700732584
Four Lions
>two feds rob a bank
>kills his farther
>didnt really killed his father
2 potheads go on epic journey
>vikings
>native americans
>war
>shitty story
>>700732823
Mars attacks
>>700732531
The Mighty Cucks
>>700733056
You win! It was fun. Off to new thread
>>700733095
nope
>>700732841
No, but good guess. Look North.
>MATT DAMON!
> Murricans commit war crimes
> It's OK cuz the victims don't count and the violence is all in good fun
> revisionist history
>>700733346
Caualties of war?
>>700733049
>2 potheads go on epic journey
Harold and Kumar
Any of them.
>>700733346
Inglorious Basterds
>>700733447
>Caualties of war?
No, much more recent, but impressed with your knowledge of film.
>>700733528
then the other two. cheech and chong
>>700733486
>Inglorious Basterds
Yes
>>700733666
try again devil
>>700733049
Cheech and Chong
>>700733712
Ted and bill?
> Old Pedo guy tells young pedo guy to kill kids
> Young Pedo guy kills kids
>Autism
>Waifu
>Mustang
> Noble savage types
> Stand up to evil nobility
> wife raped by cool guy
> duel for honor
> cool guy killed
>>700734008
Braveheart
>>700734008
Gladiator ?
>>700734008
starsky and hutch?
>>700733986
drive
im good
>>700734091
>Braveheart
No, but right geographic area.
>>700733964
In a Glass Cage
>>700734190
>>700734251
No and no.
Film set in Scotland.
>>700734344
Nope, but nice dubs
>>700734264
Winrar
>>700734390
>Film set in Scotland.
highlander
>>700728558
some real shit right there
young trap
old pedophile
young boy
cuck country
>>700734091
>>700734190
>>700734251
>>700734558
It was "Rob Roy" . . . but now that y'all mention those movies have similar plots.
Rape in the Scottish Highlands must be a trope in film.
>dog eats stuff
>kid runs fast
>>700734961
Sandlot?
>Teenage boys wanna go to concert
>Parents object & no $$$
>Hijinks ensue
>Get to concert
>>700735171
yeah
>>700731548
Finding Nemo?
>>700735238
Yes.
>>700735172
detroit rock city
>Spics in prison
>Spics murder
>Spics gay rape
>Spics sell drugs
>Patriotic title makes no sense
>>700726720
Hancock?
>>700735331
>>700735331
>detroit rock city
Yes. Corporate movie making at its worst.
>sleetus lapeetus
>>700735361
Make America Great Again: The Movie
>punks
>dead punk
>>700735361
american me
>>700725199
Matrix?
>>700735623
slc punk
>>700735713
Yes
>>700725199
they live
>>700735665
>american me
Yep . . . it'll be Murrica period soon.
guy drives
guy rescues girl
guy never gets laid
happy ending
>>700735962
transporter
>>700732943
Lion King, bitch
ape steals white woman
>>700736014
not drive
>>700736267
King kong
>>700735962
Zombie land?
>>700736471
no. black snake moan
>>700735962
driviong miss daisy
>old men college party
be dude punch dudes, get punched
dad leaves you
go on adventure
find dads ship
planet bob
>>700737350
the fighter
>>700737350
Raging Bull
Man fucks son's friends
son comes.
Ethnic minority is enraged when the government sets up refugee camps on his property
>>700738131
District 9
>>700731548
Taken 3
A spick is born
>>700724688
lost boys faggot
and dubs
3 guys want mommy's head, other guy kills all the others and their final form
>>700726987
Kes
>>700734751
Let The Right One In
>man can't sleep
>man hangs around sad bastards because he can sleep when he cries
>man meets bitch
>bitch ruins sad bastard times
>"slide"
>man meets soap guy on plane
>man's apartment blows up
>man moves in with soap guy
>nu-males start following man and soap guy like they're the second coming
>anarchist fun times
>soap guy fucks bitch
>anarchist fun times go bad
>"His name is Sweaty McBitchtits"
>SOAP GUY IS MAN
>O SHIT NIGGA
>"Not your head soap guy, our head"
>KABOOM
>DICK PIC
>"WITH YOUR FEET IN THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND"
>>700725653
my sides
Forrest Gump has to pee again
Magical nigger really dindu nuffin
Mouse circus
>>700725280
BOYHOOD IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE
>>700739687
Fight Club
>>700739687
Its supposed to be poorly described.
>>700725280
12 years a slave
>>700725746
10 cloverfield lane
Lying bitch thief with harlot eyes tries to take sweet innocent boy away from his mother, but mother gets to her first.
>>700726375
Wall e
Load of stupid bastards read from a creepy-ass book in a cabin in the middle of nowhere and get exacrly what they fucking deserve.
>>700740910
Cabin in the woods
Man invents fake skin that allows him to hide the fact that he's 6ft 4.
Man gets horribly burned.
Man fights crime.
He wins his girlfriend a fucking elephant.
Rich boy torments worms, does cinnamon challenge and drinks water.
>>700741304
Darkman obvi.
>>700740910
Evil Dead
>>700741304
Darkman?
>>700724688
>go to vegas
>rack up shit ton of debt
>american dream
>>700741994
Fear and Loathing.
>>700742144
fuck off savage henry
>>700742235
What does that mean?
>>700741680
>>700741675
Yep.
New one:
Very tall man tries to blend in amongst young children.
>>700741395
This is Dune, no one guessed it so I'm telling you.
>>700742544
Kindergarten Cop?
Immigrant brings more immigrants that want to take over the world because they already fucked up their own homes. Main immigrant takes one of our women and the job of a proud American in the process.
>>700743304
ET: the Extra Terrestrial
A snitch gets stitches for the best part of three hours and never learns his lesson.
>>700743471
Nope, on the right track.
Three buddies add a new kid to their squad and he helps them get back at a bully who's been bugging them.
Man with great taste in music deals with prostitutes and yuppies the way we've all wanted to at some point.
