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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700695611
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>700701240
Still lovely.
>>700701127
But you don't.
Trust me. I watch you post.
>>700701133
I'm just teasing. How're you?
If trips get lewd
still here
and
>>700700705
oh. uh maybe just take it easy and relax for today then
>>700701020
oh. i dont really play many platformers
Penny Claim~
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>>700701451
Contracted for 5 years sounds really damn nice man. Glad your life is going upwards.
How's the thing with the police? Case closed?
>>700701442
here too
>>700701554
Yeah, case closed yesterday, they kept chuckling about all the stupid bullshit I had to go through for self defense and all that jazz.
>>700701442
That's the new plan anyway.
Might try calling another friend later. But I don't know.
Really I have no idea what to do today.
>>700701382
you watch me post?
Stalker
>>700701876
Absolutely.
>>700701442
>>700701854
here
Doll claimed.
>>700701148 Tomo
Exactly. What were you planning on doing?
>>700701276 Penny
Well every weekends a 3 day weekend for a bit then, good times.
>>700701438
That space hair.
>>700701442
Me neither, just like watching them. Don't know where they get the patience to do this stuff.
I demand every waifu in this thread to sit on my face!
>>700701382
I already said I'm still hungry, I'll probably make myself some ramen.
>>700701438
Not even close, watch this!
Lol @ these body sized pillow fucking losers
>>700701854
cool
>>700701866
at least you dont have to do things that you dont want to
>>700702039
boredom maybe
>>700701020
>Doll
Well, I guess the categories I keep up with decently would be 16 Star Mario 64, Any% Super Metroid, Metroid Fusion Any%, Metroid Fusion 100%, Metroid Zero Mission Any%, RE3 Nemesis%, and Sonic Adventure 2 180 Emblems.
>>700702097
Why doesn't your mommy or step daddy make you some tendies?
You little bitch
>>700702039
Nothing exciting, go out get a drink and maybe smoke a joint. Better than what I'm currently doing: Nothing.
>>700702097
I believe in you, keep trying!
>>700702125
Only because I've did that shit this morning when it was 100F outside with all the shitty humidity.
But true. Right now I'm doing me and that's ok.
>>700702011
You're admitting it?
that makes it even worse
>>700701865
awesome!
I'll be going to bed soon though It's getting late.
>>700702039
Yeyuh, its gonna be lit.
>>700702724
Ah, shame, different timezones suck.
>>700702686
Nigger
>>700702557
that does sound rather horrible but its over now. hope you enjoy your day
>>700702686
That's fine.
I'm not stopping anyways.
>>700703029
That was actually a typo.
I meant to say when it wasn't 100F outside. It was only like 80 in the morning.
>no one has claimed Judy
Hi.
Revy claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnMlebxoG4E
>>700702125
Still takes a hell of a lot of boredom to get through them then.
>>700702320
I've been meaning to watch the metroid speedruns. Only mario 64 run I've watched it the Kaizo 64 one.
>>700702557
Ah fair enough, just hanging out in general. Hate doing nothing, especially when I have the options to do stuff but none of it appeals to me.
>>700702878
I bet it will be, it'll be hard to adjust back come January time though
I am awake now
Claiming Felix
<nycor> I came out to my parents today
>>700703684
How come in the game doll keeps telling me she's my doll do what i want with her.
Kinda lewd
Oh fuck that cainhurst castle by the way im going to spiderville first
>>700703067
hi
>>700703638
Hey qt.
How are you today?
>>700703771
I want to suck his cute trap dick
>>700702387
>Mother or stepfather.
>Thinking I ever lived with or liked my mother.
>Thinks they're married yet.
Weak bait.
>>700702557
Let's try again.
https://youtu.be/BEN8rkq7Jr8
>>700703067
Alright then bully
>>700703935
hey qt
wanna ERP today?
>>700704446
I ERP with you every time you ask.
I fuk u with big cums
GG NO RE
>>700703684
True, but still, 3day weekend yo.
>Penny~
Present
>>700703891
Eww incest
>>700704426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=advtFfSudn4
Holy fuck it's hot.
>>700703915
Hello.
>>700704446
..
Slutty maid.
>>700703573
Hey Revy, what's up?
>>700703638
I've always liked Balrog's theme from cave story.
https://youtu.be/bNvTflJNC14
>>700703771
Heya Felix.
>>700703915
Because she loves you man, she'll do anything to make sure you succeed. Plus Gherman's kinda left her to rot a bit.
Aww but if you go all the way up you get the wheel weapon.
>>700704560
Enjoy it while you can!
>>700704771
How hot?
>>700704080
No
>>700704520
you didn't last time
>>700704825
loli cat
>>700704771
So are you
>>700704845
Why not?
>>700704771
Not as hot as you.
Inferior Waifus! Inferior Waifus everywhere!
>>700705062
>Stealing my lines
>>700704842
Over 100F in my room again.
>>700704984
No u, cutie!
>>700705062
E-Eh?!
Yuuko Aioi is claimed, and is now my wife.
(・ω・)
I guess Ruri has had enough of my shit.
>>700705298
Not cute!
>You're as hot as a thousand suns!
>>700705298
>Over 100F in my room again.
Oh jeez. Make sure your computer doesn't overheat, and stay hydrated!
>>700705412
maybe you should have ERP'd with him
>>700705412
wanna erp?
>>700705678
why sad?
>>700705664
>>700705704
I don't ERP.
That that to >>>/trash/
>>700705678
Boat
>>700705796
wanna go to >>>/trash/
>>700705298
Just kidding, ur faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTSmFqrj4L8
>>700705704
>wanna erp?
That is too lewd. Way too lewd!
>>>/trash/
>>700705737
Slutty maids.
>>700705801
Not a boat.
>>700705863
And what, be surrounded by furry, pony, and HG shit?
Pass.
>>700705997
slutty maids are good
>>700706081
could be worse
at least we can ERP safely there
>>700705887
Rude!
>>700706081
where are we going to erp then?
you expected a Waifu, but...
>>700706208
But I don't ERP.
>>700706300
No where, I don't ERP.
>>700705898
Well, where are you?
I have the AC on and a fan pointed at me, and it's only 87 degrees outside!
I have a blanket on, love getting warm when it's cold.
>>700706385
pls erp with me
>>700705559
Am not!
>You're hotter than a super nova!
>>700705609
Fuck that, I went inside with the air conditioning.
>>700705887
That's better.
>>700706385
"I ERP with you every time you ask."
>>700705298
>37.8 degrees Celsius
Fuck that's higher than body temperature. Get some ice cubes or something.
>>700705315
Hey Yuuko.
>>700706247
Fuck you, who do you think you are?
>>700706529
Oh no...
You caught me in some type of... double talk.
What will I do, other than ERP.
>>700706208
They can be.
Why does everyone think it's so hot outside? The weather is just about right if you ask me.
>>700706403
Uh, what? I deleted that post because I didn't erase the post number I thought I deleted.
>>700706468
You just admitted I wasn't cute!
>>700706603
Who do YOU think you are?
Fourteen?
>>700706468
Where are you? I would hate to live somewhere where the heat is unbearable.
>>700706570
Hey there, qt. How are you feeling today?
>>700706830
I'm not too sure who I think I am. Also, that's a number!
>>700706713
normal RP works for me as well
>>700706721
so can boats
>>700706821
Oh, uh.. I believe said something about it being really hot, so I just asked where you are.
>>700706948
Please, just stop.
>>700707121
pls just erp with me
>>700706948
>>700707260
All RP's are usually pretty cancerous in general.
>>700706821
I can't handle heat at all, if it's above 20 Celsius I'm done.
>also wew
>>700706846
Real good, winding down for the night. Yourself?
>>700706948
Nah, probably not.
>>700707303
wanna erp?
ayyyy its this waifu thing again. Is it always the same dude that starts these? Or is there like a fuckload of you guys? Also are you all weebs?
>>700706570
Ya, I woke up from the heat. Think Ima relax inside the house for a bit, maybe take a quick shower.
How are you doin?
>>700706830
But you are cute!
>And hot!
>>700706846
San Diego. It's like this 98% of the year.
I think it hit over 110F in my rooms a few times actually.
>>700707507
heck yeah
*hugs* :3
>>700707525
I think so, and yes.
>>700707422
About the same, getting cozy and trying to fend off depression with waifuposting. Good stuff!
>>700707548
Oh god, that sounds terrible.
I live in Stockton, it gets pretty hot, but there's a breeze usually. Plus, it isn't that far of a drive to go to Sacramento and it's freezing there.
>>700707121
ok
>>700707303
eh
i don't really think its that cancerous
i am probably just immune though
>>700707505
then what is good?
>>700707525
>Is it always the same dude that starts these?
A few people make them mostly
>is there like a fuckload of you guys?
There is a lot of people in these threads yeah
>Also are you all weebs?
For the most part yes
im back
>>700707525
>no
>kinda, yea. community is quite large, not all on the threads though
>no
>>700707980
Dunno.
>>700707980
I used to RP when I was underageb& on really obscure websites, and just thinking back to those days make me cringe.
You do you, I suppose. If you like RPing, go for it.
Trips is missing
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>700707974
>>700707980
>>700708074
do you guys always pic the same waifu?
because i always see the cowboy bebop
guy starting these.
>>700708432
Trips is missing
still
>>700707974
*licks crook between back of ear and head*
>>700708455
For the most part, yes.
>cowboy bebop
That's not Cowboy Bebop.
>>700708432
still lost
>>700708455
>do you guys always pic the same waifu?
Yeah you can only have one waifu for laifu
>cowboy bebop guy
spike?
>>700708541
RIP trips. One day he will achieve his dream.
>>700707080
I live in Kansas, the weather can either be absolutely perfect or be a complete hellhole.
>>700707422
>Anything over 68°F is intolerable.
That'd still be a bit cold for summer tbh.
>>700708432
One day Trips guy, I believe in ya!
>>700708455
Picking a new waifu from one you have is heresy.
>>700707548
No I'm not!
You're the hot one!
You're so hot that if someone touches you, they sizzle to a crisp!
>>700708541
Your tenacity is admirable, but your track record is pitiful.
>>700704842
Balrog's theme is pretty sweet, but Balcony has to be my absolute favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JZylPUmz0
>>700703935
Well, hey there, Nanas.
Good to see you around.
Doing fine, just got home tired as usual.
What about you?
>>700705412
How am I the dramatic one, again?
>>700707548
I could imagine, hate trying to sleep while it's so hot. Probably for the best, help you cool down a bit. I'm pretty good, just in bed, not going to gave a repeat of yesterday night, so I've set myself a time.
>>700707974
Sounds good, gotta keep those existential crises at bay. You get up to much today?
>>700708432
Good things come to those who wait. How's it going Trips?
>>700708783
Over here we only really get temperatures like that in the height of summer, sparing freak heat waves and stuff. Why I prefer winter.
>>700708432
>>700708541
You cannot steal my waifu. She's mine!
>>700708455
Yeah, of course I have the same waifu every thread. It is blasphemy to "switch" waifus.
>>700708579
*teleports behind you*
*cuts you in half with my sword from sord art onlime haha :DD*
nothing pereson, kiddo
>>700708592
not this thread but usually i see him
>>700708767
yes, spike
>>700708814
>>700709118
but what happens when 2 people want the same waifu?
>>700709118
*start making out with you*
>>700707982
same
>>700709088
Yeah. I can be bipolar. But I'm pretty good at reeling it in.
Disappointed, annoyed, bored, and a little tired.
Thread is a bit stupid today, full of spam, friend bailed on plans we tried to make, and I had to mow my yard early this morning so I didn't get much sleep.
If you are tired, sleep. Don't let me keep you awake.
>>700709450
where is the spam
>>700709280
You just have to claim here before the other can!
In some threads, there is "waifu stealing" by rolling trips or something, though.
>>700709286
that is absolutely lewd
absolutely SINFUL
>>700709523
It was earlier this afternoon.
Spider-Man had his fun and left.
>>700708870
I've seen those legs, you can't convince me otherwise!
>Would like to touch me to test that~?
>>700709109
Not staying up all night again, eh? How much longer ya got?
>>700709280
Depends on the person. Sometimes they just coexist, other times they fight for the claim.
>>700708814
>>700708781
Appreciate the faith my good men
>>700709109
True words
I'm doing grad enough though, cheers for the ask.
Waiting for some food an listening to tunes.
How's yourself?
>>700708898
This is shamefully true
I'll have to improve my getting game
>>700709397
oh you missed akame wew
>>700709558
you wanted to erp tho
*i grope your cute little butt as my tongue goes down your throat*
>>700709703
I'd believe in you, but that endangers my waifu.
Stay a failure.
>>700709109
Yeah, man, gotta stop thinking about how hopeless it all is and look at your waifu. She will fix us!
>You get up to much today?
Literally nothing at all. You?
>>700709820
onii-chan stop being so lewd, you fucking faggot
desu~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roCSJynVAQs
>>700709756
damn is it still on stream?
>>700709668
My legs legs aren't cute!
Have you SEEN your butt?!
>>700709088
Cave story's ost in general hits a chord with me, reminds me a lot of FTL's
https://youtu.be/nFSHrnqQyV4
Had a long day anyway?
>>700709668
Yep, think I may have dozed on you if I remember right, sorry about that.
I'm giving myself til 2ish max, need to be up pretty early tomorrow.
>>700709703
Ah what're you having, food wise and music wise?
I'm grand, just shutting down for the night.
>>700710025
When I become a squid babby it'll all make sense!
I'm pretty much the opposite, been doing all sorts of odd jobs today.
>>700709846
Only fair
Your waifu is safe for today at least
>>700710175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqHZXviRMOI
I claimu my waifu
>>700710025
*i stick my hand down your pantsu and start fingering you're tite boipucci*
>>700704426
I liked R1 and R2 soundtracks more overall, but this one song is the best one in the entire series by far.
Some songs have so many emotions attached to them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vW-e6OA378
>>700710447
not even besr mei
needs more thicc
>>700710117
yeh you coming to watch you missing a good part
Do you guys recognize each other waifus?
Because I can't fcking tell.
>>700710807
You can tell by filenames, and when you've been here for months, it gets easy to recognize people.
>>700710807
How do you mean? The actual girls? Or the users posting?
If it's the former, easily. Just watch more anime or check filenames.
The latter? Easily. Check typing patterns and filenames.
>>700710237
>squid babby
Sounds cute!
What kind of odd jobs? (・ω・)
>>700710277
Thank goodness.
>>700710540
Onii-chan, what did I just say?
>>700710897
>>700710946
It's like memorizing body language. Kinda interesting!
>>700710237
Listening to some indie rock, some of alt-j's older music, liking it more than I thought I would.
Picked up some chinese for myself and my bro, mainly because I forgot to leave out any meat for cooking, heh.
Probably should do the same myself, have to stop going to bed at 2am.
>>700711066
*i fiddle your nipple*
>>700711066
Yea, I mean when you've been no lifing it up daily for nearly 4 months, it gets real easy.
>>700710897
>>700710946
Yea i just meant the actual animes.
Cuz I feel like there are just fuck loads
of anime and I always feel liek some
people know them all. Which is crazy.
>>700710175
Oh yes they are! And so are you~
>Yes, it so isn't cute.
>>700710237
Haha, make sure not to stay up! 2 AM? That's not that late at all.
>>700710632
Woo made it just in time for a big face-off
>>700710807
I fucking love squirrels
>>700711453
Well you can always start with the anime of the girls in the thread.
Again, use filenames and web services to find the series.
Personally I use MAL for series look-ups and character identifications. Google is really helpful too.
Another good source is >>>/c/
Most of the girls in this thread had dedicated threads.
But at the end of the day you just need to read or watch more manga and anime. If you want anyway.
>>700711453
Oh, the animes themselves? Again, that's pretty easy to recognize, at least for me. Not everyone claim's anime waifus, but I could say where every waifu is from.
>>700711453
I've actually not seen basically everyone's anime.
It's pretty easy to reverse search an image or two if you really want to know someone's name though.
Serious question: where would you guys post this shit, if the mods started banning it like they should? You can't go to /a/utism? So seriously where would you host this virginity fest?
So it begins.
The great shitstorm of... today.
>>700712005
We'd have a meetup at your mother's house.
Have the virgins among us fix that.
>>700712005
I know you're too new to actually know this, but there's a board called trash.
QOTT: It's 2007 internet again, what flash games are you playing?
>fancy pants adventures of course
>>700712005
>>>/trash/
Duh.
>Its like you're a newfag or something.
But mods don't ban this because they don't really care about /b/
>>700710421
https://youtu.be/gDn5Ljrc1b8
>>700711066
>
It is cute!
Just general admin stuff really, bank things, uni stuff, also did some cleaning and shopping.
>>700711128
I think indie rock makes up the bulk of my listening really. Always nice to be pleasantly surprised.
A Chinese sounds real good about now, even if I tend to only eat the boring stuff off them.
Yeah, made a big mistake yesterday night with not sleeping until I dropped, not gonna repeat it.
>>700711493
I'll remember not to. That's pretty late, but enough to get a good sleep in.
>Doll
