Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700683990
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shower time.
Here for a bit longer, getting sleepy
>>700687404
>>700687552
Yuuko Claimed!
>>700687253
No, no Esdeaths, your views appear rather similar to my own, cherishing the experience while not dwelling on old romances.
>>700687294
Here's the thing Esdeath, you can't expect the world to give you happiness, you need to fucking work for it, between learning to overcome your social issues, not being incredibly fat, actually going out and meeting people.
Here for the memes
>>700687628
I rarely get to use that, I wanted to use it again this time.
Claimu
She spreads herself wide open to let the insects in
She leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been
She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin
Seeds from a thousand others drip down from within
Oh my beautiful liar
Oh my precious hole
My disease, my infection
I am so impure
Devils speak of the way in which she'll manifest
Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress
Need to contaminate, to alleviate, this loneliness
I now know the depths I reach are limitless
Oh my beautiful liar
Oh my precious hole
My disease, my infection
I am so impure
Oh.
I'm out. See you guys later.
>>700687486
Well?
Pretty hard to say i do or don't like you if i don't know anything about you.
>>700687793
>She spreads herself wide open to let the insects in
>>700687808
Esdeath fuck off.
>>700687793
ERP with me
>>700687723
Claiming Yuuki
>>700687294
I'd personally hope you wouldn't have to ask, and she would force you to.
>>700687706
Ah, wasn't completely sure if you meant me or not.
But yeah, it was good, then it was shit.
Doesn't bother me anymore.
>>700687928
Fuck off Sachi.
>>700688007
Fuck off Shiro.
Haruna claimed.
>>700687337
Oh hi Akiko!
>cute
Your too kind~
How are you today?
>>700687353
Thanks, I will give that a go.
Ive never played Warthunder, is it any good?
>>700687723
Memes are fun.
>>700687723
I dream of memes
>>700687808
I kill you and your family
>>700687404
in your eyes maybe
>>700687706
I deserve a gf and incredible fat what when did I say I was incredible fat meeting people is irelavent i want a gf not friends
>>700687903
wasnt me
>>700687969
ungrateful maniac
>>700688121
>I deserve a gf
Kek
>his girlfriend is a cartoon
>>700688159
>broken .gif
I know this is a jump scare but cmon man.
>>700688121
>ungrateful maniac
>I deserve a gf
>>700688018
kill this nigger
>>700687504
Wtf is that?
>>700688159
I was waiting for the spider, and got an even better spider. Absolutely genius.
>>700688121
As I said previously, Esdeath, you'll never be happy, or find a girl that loves you back, if you act so desperate. You also have to learn to let go and to accept no as an answer.
>>700688007
why so mean?
>>700688121
Call it what you want, idgaf
If you want a meaningful relationship with a girl, go out and make one.
If you have trouble talking to girls, I recommend drinking alcohol, it'll make it easier to talk to them
>>700688108
Edgey
>>700688121
That's what I was waiting for
>>700688103
I do too, friend
>>700688085
Fun things are fun
>>700687723
Same
>>700687887
Kek i remember something similar to this back in spring
>>700688121
If you deserve a gf, then go get one. Big girls aren't hard to get since they need someone
>>700688290
You know you like it
>>700687723
No memes here, turn around and go back to where you came from little one
>>700687808
Esdeath had a cat. Had
>>700688085
I'm good. Feeling way better than yesterday. How is that sword coming along?
>>700688121
Edgedeath can you just use a dot or comma once in any of your sentences?
>I deserve a gf
No. The world doesn't owe you anything. The sooner you accept that the sooner you might go out and try to earn one
here
>>700687602
Did I just hear me call for my excellency? I'd be happy to oblige my own personal requests with my amazing presence.
You're all very welcome in advance.
>>700688561
here 4 u
>>700688446
Hi Shinoa. How's it going?
Does feel a bit deja vu-y.
>>700688413
>Fun things are fun
Can confirm
>>700688085
Its alright, until your pilot gets one shotted by a lucky shot.
Its free on steam if you want to check it out.
>>700687969
Yup that's how it goes, how do you feel about melancholic romance anime/movies?, I've developed quite the connection to Makoto Shinkai's work due to my experiences.
>>700688121
>I deserve a gf
HAHAHA. Fat was just a guess but going by your reaction it definitely sounds like you could lose several pounts.
>>700688121
huehuehuehuehueheuheuheuehuehuehuehueheu
OMG WAIFU LOL MY WAIFU MY 2D WIFE
WHAT'S A REAL WOMAN
>>700688669
thanks i think
>>700688673
You're right, I am the definition of fun! Though, I and the rest of your species already knew this!
>>700688715
>Russian bias
>>700688361
Because Renge is mine.
>>700688413
Hi there.
These digits determine Renge is eternally mine. Now I'm actually taking a shower.
>>700688494
>>700688538
>Edgedeath can you just use a dot or comma once in any of your sentences?
>dot
It's called a full stop you half sand nigger.
>>700688876
i didn't even touch renge ;-;
>>700688888
>>700688788
How are you?
>>700688745
I like his stuff, but at times it can get a bit too real for me. Sometimes I like to see the protagonist succeed romantically
>>700688191
more than these ungrateful people its insanity
>>700688282
what im no ungrateful monster I would worship my gf im her pet she owns me
>>700688355
im not desperate im just human I need comfort
>>700688381
you cant go out and make one people who says this are crazy or have delusions of how amazing they are
>>700688538
no im not a grammar nazi im not writing an essay ive earned it the amount of time that I devote into this shit its my fucking turn
>>700688745
get out you bastard you sadistic manic you fucking narcissist get out and die you are not better than me no one is better than me
>>700688413
This I can agree with.
I can only guess what memes you mean... kek
>>700688538
Thats good! Sword? Sorry my memory is not very good...
>>700688715
kek sounds like something I would get mad at. I might give it a go...
>>700689055
thinking about killing myself..
hue
uhe
hue
Ball so hard
Saber claim
>Titanfall 2 pre alpha is pretty fun
>>700688121
>I deserve a gf
I-I have no words that haven't already been said. If you deserved a gf you would have one us on way to sum it up
>>700688561
>>700689096
still here
>>700688876
Hello bb
Have a good shower
>>700688673
Hello NEETlord
>>700688538
Oh no, they're definitely here
>>700689259
Oh, really? Why's that?
>>700689055
nothing really.>>700689259 also ignore this
>>700689120
>thinking you of all people "deserve" a girlfriend
>>700689259
Whats wrong fellow tomoko poster
>>700689095
I've always had a preference for tearjerkers so there is no such thing as too real for me, >>700689120
>you are not better than me no one is better than me
You really are getting far too obvious with your bait, or rather it's just not as imaginative as your earlier stuff.
claim
>>700689120
I'm here for you, friend.
Waifu threads are for fags
How many of you actually own a pillow?
And do you take it with you when you go places?
>>700689599
again ignore anything that refers to loneliness or wanting to kill myself. its just shitposters and i would never seek attention from a thread like that.
>>700689259
do it faggot. you won't.
>>700689717
Rikka!
>>700688538
I don't think Esdeath will get your point. His world view is fundamentally different from normal people and he doesn't even think it's wrong. Not even the best counseling could help him.
>>700688446
You... you would unleash Esdeath to the girls in his vicinity?
Late claim.. can't sleep.
How is everyone?
>>700688670
talk to me, im soooo bored.
How's your day going? what are your hobbies? Favorite shows? you play games?
Wednesday Addams
>>700688670
Pretty fine. I have a sharp pain in my left arm around the triceps since Friday but I'll manage. How are you?
>>700689120
>you fucking narcissist
>no one is better than me
I think you're the narcissist here
I legitimately want to know how many of you beta estrogen trash receptacles own a body sized pillow
And do you make out with it when you caress your micro dick on it?
>>700689259
then get some help
>>700689794
I own one
>>700689833
Ok ;_;
>>700689259
if you haven't been to the hospital for it already, maybe check it out, dood.
>>700689563
none of you ungrateful deserve it
>>700689617
I can tell you think you are better than me you keep making fun of me for no reason you are a monster and I hate you
>why does everyone think this is bait
>>700689872
>normal people
if this is what normal people think I want to be strange
>>700690060
dont fight for them smug you are one of the ones on my side
>>700688965
>It's called a full stop
Right, thanks. We just call it a punt but I wasn't sure what the correct english name was
>half sand nigger
I'm not italian
>>700689120
I'm jsut saying it would make you look 7% less insane if your writings were somewhat coherent
>its my fucking turn
What does it mean?
>>700689139
Fuck I just confused you with Ayase
How's the bote grind going? Heard you got a kongou
>>700689872
I'd be bothered by this if he wasn't so amusing
>>700689563
Kek'd harder than I should've
>>700689120
>get out you bastard you sadistic manic you fucking narcissist get out and die you are not better than me no one is better than me
Wew lad coming from you. With the things you've claimed of doing you have no right to go around calling people that.
>>700690060
This. Hey smug
>>700689617
I love that image still. How're you doing?
Rate my gf
>>700690189
so what are you up to?
>>700690265
But I am better than you, in pretty much every single conceivable aspect, granted that's not exactly difficult, a zika baby could qualify as better than you.
>>700690265
Then what makes you think you deserve one?
>>700690369
Lol 10/10
>>700690265
>Calling someone else a monster with what you've said you've wanted to do
>Why do people think this is bait
Because no one can be THIS CRAZY and disconnected from reality
>>700690061
I don't own something like that. I own a Plush bigger than your dick could ever get even if you'd undergo dick lengtening surgery
>I'm not even kidding
>>700690286
>amusing
It is concerning for the people around him
>>700690265
Ya well, the only problem you have is that "normal" makes the rules since they're the vast majority
>>700690513
Tyrannosaurus rekt
>>700689907
Oh my that's a lot of things.
My day's going pretty good.
I play video games, once in a while i'll read, I like to play mtg and d&d when i can. I also enjoy following and discussing politics i suppose.
I'm straight awful at picking favorites of things. It took my like a week of deliberating to decide on a waifu. I couldn't even guessing on a show i like.
I do play games. Not actively playing anything right now, but i've played quite a lot of things over the years.
Your turn.
>>700690060
I'm pretty good, just kind of hungry. Not sure what to eat though. Maybe i'll just go make some ramen.
>>700690060
Oh. And did you do something to your arm? Or just random pain?
>>700690265
Why so toxic?
>>700690286
Oh haha that makes more sense.
So far, not too bad. Running low on resources though. Yeah, got her this morning.
>Still no Haruna
>Life is sad
>>700690353
Pretty good, just playing vidya and relaxing as the summer break is drawing to an end. You?
>>700690436
I should be working only one hour left
You?
>>700688965
You offered to ERP, that is not allowed.
>>700689120
That doesn't deny the fact that you won't take no as an answer. You say you want a girlfriend, but you don't really try to better yourself.
>>700689499
It was quite nice. How are you wonderful?
>>700690286
im not good at punctuation its my turn to be happy and have a gf
>>700690353
I dont hurt any of you ever and alot of you hurt me
>>700690572
im not ungrateful
>>700690513
you are insane you are clearly narcissistic for one second you hurt me constantly for no reaon accept your own amusement there for a sadist and third you need to stop
>>700690659
im not crazy im angry you all make fun of me you are just as bad as me
>>700690672
wich is unfair and disgusting every "normal" should die make way for correct
>>700690811
me me toxic of all the people here im toxic are you fucking with me
>>700690962
nothing really. figuring out what i want to do.
>>700691084
But you're desperate.
>>700690686
I bought black pepper and crab ramen ithas almost 2000 mg of sodium I want to eat it but cant knowing this
>>700691084
I just want to help.
Kongou, desu!
>>700691084
baby gets buttstrated: the post
Claimed.
>>700691084
I don't hurt you, desu.
>>700691301
Nahh salt is a necessary part of your diet. Unless you've been told by a doctor to reduce sodium intake, you're more than likely fine.
>>700691301
Do it pussy
>>700691301
it's ok in moderation
>>700690353
Question, is esdeath really fucked in the head? What are some of the things he has claimed to have done?
>>700689784
you are a good person
>>700691684
>breaking and entering
>Pantsu theft
>Jerking off to hand smell.
Lots of stuff!
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