YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
>>700664907
> Stackenblochen!
> Ich habe diese Sendung geliebt. Leider wurde sie nach einigen "Vorfällen" abgesetzt.
I loved that show. Sadly they banned it after a few "incidents" :(
>>700664830
> "When it spurt it feel very good in American ass"
My fucking sides
>>700664830
This guys is Lithuanian, not Russian ;D one.lt used to be most popular social website in Lithuania till facebook came a long
>>700666901
Excuse me?
>>700665795
i lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcR-EbHx3Tk
>>700664830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs9c1luYiGU
>>700664907
holy shit old conan obrien was so great
>>700668557
damn the end too fucking good
>>700666414
i chuckled
>>700667196
officer down i repeat OFFICER DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6hzheSQ7fU
>>700664830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMcBUU_DmI
>>700669815
That's pretty fucking funny
>>700665394
But I thought only white ppl did incest
>>700667198
Kek
>>700667198
I cringed
>>700668752
>>700668557
topkek
>>700671278
>>700671301
>>700671329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDRb9_sZ9E
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MavqfFfWTE
>>700671593
lost
>>700665795
>birthdayparty at mac donalds
Lost
>>700664830
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO
>>700665795
>As a reminder Mr. Haberny, Ed McMahon passed away June 23, 2009. It is not only disrespectful but also utterly moronic to request that he host your birthday party at McDonalds.
my fucking sides
>>700672011
are those snakes?
voodoo priestesses fighting?
>>700671997
tl;dr
>>700671709
Shops are Paint Shop Pro, not Photoshop, fucking cancerous newkid.
>>700665961
What website faggot
>>700666414
MORE
ALSO SAUCE?
>>700665795
Oh god
>>700672256
spotted the newfag
>>700672011
why are snakes erupting from this brawl?
>>700672261
>>700672387
Guess you are an expert at that then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E
>>700671645
All that moisture. What the fucking fuck.
>>700672387
I dont get it...
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>700671997
Have a downsboat
>>700670395
every day we drift further from god
>>700665577
dubs god
>>700664933
lost already
>>700672613
there is no le funny banana maymay to be seen on this thread
>>700672613
Retoasted shit. idk how you fucks find this so funny
>>700667263
Just some saving the thumbnail
>>700670522
joke was originally "give me a kiss"
>>700671645
I don't follow. What's happening.
>>700670229
Fucking lost
>>700671886
>gets pissed at random guy walking passed because the phone he was trying to steal was fake.
I don't get these people
>>700671645
I need dis
>>700672897
world's most disgusting meal.
>>700666259
Wtf is this real? Where was this??
>>700671402
SWITCH IT AND IT LOOKS AS THE PLANE IS GOING INTO THE BUILDINGS
>>700666259
no it's pesos. real is the currency of brazil. you should know that.
>>700666414
always loose at the umbrella
>>700672566
Lost it
well played anon
>>700665577
>tfw quad dubs
>>700666414
>normiesgetoutofmytown.webm
>>700667198
Her family did 9/11.
>>700664933
fucking lost, this is a good thread.
>>700671645
Is this what asians think nachos are?
>>700672011
911 was an inside job, sec 6
>>700673500
at least he didn't act like a typical nigger and try to free
>>700673020
>>700673144
only funny to the shit heads that do this shit. This shit needs to stop. Do you think im shitting you? im not. What if i need to take a shit but can't cause someone elses shit. Once i went in a porta poty... guess what... it was full of shit. To the fucking top. Like shit was literally above the seat. What is that shit? Shit is getting out of control. If i see this shit, best believe ill be doing something about it, ill have a real shitty attitude for the rest of the shitty day. And if i see you ill knock the shit right out of you. Do you get what im saying you little shit?
>>700673447
Why do men in America mostly, and other countries, talk about Women being in the kitchen etc.
But yet cry like salty bitches about somehow Muslim Women have it bad.
Are you born a fucking hypocrite?
>>700672613
No only the bananas are cancer...they are "against" YLYL threads, however they only further the proliferation of YLYL threads as they consume the image limit of said threads faster than if they had just left them alone.
The bananas are actually causing MORE YLYL threads, making them cancerous hypocrites. If they left YLYL threads alone there would be less of them. The bananas cause far more cancer than the threads themselves.
>>700671645
what the hell is that supposed to be
>>700671645
looks delish
>>700671476
Fucking lost
>>700671645
This is a cheap version of a mexican dish called chilaquiles. All that liquid is supposed to soak into the chips and, while not make them complete mush, make them soggy and full of flavor.
The original recipe calls for a sauce of boiled down peppers, onions, and salt to be poured over tortilla chips and coated in cheese and cilantro, with any additional sauces to be poured over the melted cheese so the chips don't become literal water. Most put carne asada below the chips as well.
But that webm still shows a bastardized version of chilaquiles. It's like comparing taco bell to real mexican food.
>>700671301
This is painful D:
OK, REAL QUICK GUYS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIJosRLw_Oc
IF YOU FEEL YOU LOSE.
I guarantee at LEAST 1 or 2 of you are going to lose. Don't even fucking lie either.
>>700672566
Checked and keked
>>700673917
that sounds equally disgusting.
>>700673665
>generalising
Stupid fucking faggot
>>700673717
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo.
>>700672011
Bitches braids fallin out so fast they asking for someone to call 911
>>700673575
i knew i wasnt the only one who did that with the staplers
>>700672011
Damnit Shaniqua why you have to fight Medusa again?
>>700674101
Thanks for helping YLYL! Now we're one image closer to a new thread! Yay! :D
>>700667196
Special forces
Ignorant Americans in a nut shell.
https://youtu.be/-Giwujxh2No?t=260
From 4:20 listen carefully.
>>700664830
>"I am Russia"
>One.lt logo in the corner of photo
>lt means Lithuania
Fucking kill yourself
>>700670229
Also lost.
>>700671645
How to holocaust a good cup of ramen.
>>700674036
This.
>>700674036
They are actually pretty good, specially when you are hungover
>>700666259
>Bethesda Physics.
>>700674219
"do you find you have more freedom here than what you are used to back home"
Oh my fucking god
Look what time it is
Unrelated question since this thread isn't going anywhere anyway.
I've been wanting to get a new phone. I'm thinking I should get the Motorola G4 Plus
Is that a good choice?
Or are there better phones in that price range?
Thanks in advance m8
>>700673665
It is a fair assumption that the business of nature is inherently good.
>>700674036
It sounds worse than it really is since "soggy chips" aren't appealing in any form, but it's pretty much mexican lasagna.
There's meat, chips, then the green sauce poured over it. Then you put shredded cheese and melt it before putting cilantro / other sauces and serve. The cheese acts like a binder and keeps it from being watery anyway.
It's possibly one of the best hangover foods out there.
>>700673565
kek
>>700673839
I would love to do this to a vegetarian someday
>>700674177
No problem kido
>>700674091
Probably just my imagination.
>>700671940
>>700672036
Gets me every time
>>700671645
American """""""""""cuisine"""""""""""
>>700674318
Cancer
>>700664933
TIIIIIIIIIIMBERRRR!
Yo Im in class I need something funny
>>700674540
what?
>>700671532
Lost
>>700672477
Can you quack,
Can you quack like a duck
>>700667198
Lost
>>700667596
Mom! Mom! Just let me do this for twitter! It will be r8 funny
>>700674639
let's hope you find your way in a mental ward first.
>>700664933
I was convinced it was going to be the truck.
>>700675334
lost
>>700675089
Undertale.jpg
>>700671789
every time I see this shit I'm losing... I don't know why its just so hilarious to me.. fucking stupid shit
>>700665961
I remember this got hacked too much lol
>>700672877
HAHA, because of the bombing right?! NICE repeating digits by the way!
>>700673248
Is that the guy who gets his facebook photos changed and complains about it?
He is holding a bush baby in one photo
>>700665577
Check wm
>>700672911
>people
>>700667307
Woah, it still works!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdes0D1rL7E
>>700667196
"SPECIAL" agent
>>700676000
HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE RIGHT! Talk about some fucking luck.
>>700671997
>>700672477
Do you quack
Do you quack like a duck when we fuck?
>>700674261
I hope there is a special place in hell for people that won't stop making puns.
>>700676126
If only you got dubs
lol kek xd
https://www.wattpad.com/user/MostlyHetero
Literally any of these short stories.
Thank me later.
Michael and the Sex Goblin actually made me cry.
>>700676000
you fucking kidding me
>>700673167
Lost
>>700676581
Appearantly not. I got fucking trips. Holy shit! Reply to that post, it's magic.
>>700673532
keeeekkkk
>>700667307
I'mma try to reply to this and catch some dubs.
>>700674896
Go fuck yourself
>>700676518
>Beelzeballs
Fucking kek that's gold
>>700670395
KeK
>>700673839
>this is what vegans actually believe
>>700667307
This shit is crazy!
>>700667198
OK, you got me
>>700670592
dont be a racialism
>>700676518
Lost
so fucking dumb it's just obscenity after obscenity
>>700676000
Where's my dubs then
>>700666683
this made me laugh more than I should
>>700673027
Ilerminaty confirmed
>>700674397
why to this
>>700672477
can you fart on my balls for good luck
>>700673020
this post is literally shit
>>700674105
Dat autism font
>>700672296
Underrated
>>700673248
I know that rimjob !
>>700665795
That's the type of accomplishment that MOST of us can only DREAM of achieving.
>>700670229
underrated post
>>700672566
this is fake. just some asshole, who tried to be funny.
i laughed i loosed we have shared so many memories /b/ylyl i truly love you
>>700673248
Cool knee protectors
>>700673565
There's also the one where the chink loses his two front teeth
>>700674628
>>700664830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy0rAPxz2iI
>>700667307
Oh yes!
>>700676000
kek
>>700676021
Fuck i lost at the pic
>>700673397
That's an MRI machine photoshopped like the sign.
>>700671997
>summerfag detected
>>700673917
mexican food is as disgusting as mexicans themselves
>>700673839
Not a bad point tbh
>>700664933
It's funny because she's fat
>>700671645
Is it considered a dish in US?
>>700666901
He has an extra chromosome. He doesn't need any more.
>>700680814
No, it's a cup
>>700669815
yes i also watched good will hunting
>>700676295
holy shit fucking legendary
>>700672011
>Vodoo Black Hoe. Creature - Nigger Enchantress. Immune for proper spelled spells, summons snakes when attacked.
>>700676000
no way
>>700671372
underrated post
>>700676147
Hmm, he has the point.
>>700676295
English please?
>>700675028
Fucking lost, underrated pic
