Waifu Claiming Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Worship Spiderman
Claimed.
Calamity-masu'd
>>700620337
mr steal yo girl here. i told you i would steal her from you faggot. better find someone else to post BIYATCH
>>700620353
I'd love to have lunch with one of my beautiful worshipers!
>>700619973
Night my little gardevoir dream little gardy dreams.
Talk to you tomorrow man.
still here
Is this a real thread or no
Claiming felix if so
Thank goodness, there's another spiderman.
And bugger the Lebanonese.
All hail Spiderman
Clammed
>>700620423
Im here to STEAL.
>>700620102 (Tsunato)
"Humanity never asked for this"
Hopefully it will be memed like crazy!
>You can be my EVA :^)
>>700620483
And worshiping me? Why of course you are, thank you for doing something that's required of you.
>>700620455
your buying shitbag
>>700620500
Why yes, lesser "cute" claimer. As I reign supreme as the cutest organism in this thread.
>>700620437
Very nice! (・ω・)
>>700619951
Sorry, sorry.
>>700619973
Even then, what are the chances? I hope you have good luck, 'cause that could take awhile.
I remember getting two DS's, a copy of Soulsilver and Heartgold, and playing until I could trade with the starter Pokemon, and then trading it out for a Pokemon that I would play the whole game with. It was fun to have a level 100 Dragonite at the end of the game.
>>700620525
Oh my! Aren't I handsome. It's very nice to meet me, amazing and all powerful friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
![Kirino [322].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hmTXdCa.jpg "Kirino [322].jpg")
Game over shitheads
>>700620531
Re:Roll
claimed
>>700620102
I'm not...
>>700620037
Come Amatsu, just come to me~ I'll stroke your hair and hold you close~
>>700620688
Orange spotted.
Doll claimed.
>>700618791 Shino
>Not part of a lewd fest
Even if the Doll was, there's only like, 2 lewds that aren't autistic.
>>700618710 Garde
Glad I can count on ya :^)
>>700619228 Karen
Nah Uni here starts late September time. Think mines the 26th of Sept.
To an extent, but still try and pursue what you wanna do. What did you want to study?
Physics is my life man. Can't get enough of it, that and space in general.
>>700619407 Ruri
I may take you up on that suggestion. Don't mind that too much.
Will do, have a good one Ruri.
>>700619847 Makoto
I'm not saying I would or wouldn't, you'll have to guess.
That's pretty good for the state the cars in.
>>700619666 Hell Squid
Stayed up all night. Bad decision.
>>700620102 Maki
Just what I need, cheers Maki. Never played it, just thinking of Peter Dinklage saying 'That wizard came from the moon'
Powerful thing.
>>700619426 Mai
It doesn't, unfortunately. And they did block almost every single proxy and vpn that I could find, and the ones that weren't blocked needed premium or some shit.
>>700619451 Mugi
Yep yep fam, so are you watching it or what
It's gotta happen, we can watch it together.
>>700619466 Laura
Shame shame, I really wanted more kinmoza posters, oh well. Soon, maybe. Hopefully.
>please god
The movie I'm happy about though. Will be lookin forward to that.
Your month been alright yo?
>>700619666 Ika
Checkin trips yo, had fun with Makoto? Grats on the job dude that sounds baller, car still working great?
It was so uneventful, none of my friends were there so I was just sitting and playing games all day and downloadin anime all night, I got a lot of shit to watch and now that I'm back I can get more recommendations.
Food was wonderful though. Privacy was nice to finally have too. A few months living in Grandma's house was frustrating.
>>700620102 Maki
Shit my bad sorry kek
You have enough money to actually get into studying? I'm happy for you dude that sounds baller. Sales and marketing will take you far hopefully. Enjoying them so far?
>>700619973 Gardevoir
Yep yep, you gotta show me them once you get back.
Night night
>>700619847 Makoto
>lewd but not lewd
I would say that's definitely lewd.
Still a cute tho
>>700619512 Shino
The moe life is taxing my dude, enjoy your sleep we'll figure something out about the movie.
>>700620525
Ayo what'd I ever do to you?
>>700620688
>thumb_ok_emoji
>>700620684
Damn right.
I'm the sexiest.
>>700620423
>>700620531
new friends
>>700620565
i dont worship you but spidey is ok
>>700620337
claimed, but i broke her....
>>700620711
the real spider-man reporting for duty!!!
-mavis
>>700620594
I'm the richest individual on this planet. In both looks and wealth. I'd be happy to buy one of my followers some subsistence.
>>700620804
Nothing, really.
I'm just defensive of her.
>>700620531
>>700620733
Try as you might. Luck won't be on your side
>>700620836
Ouch
>>700620804
i dont know
>>700620810
I honestly am just so Spider damn attractive.
>>700620733
Re:Roll ep2
>>700620840
Why, don't I look beautiful and am absolutely charming!
Claimed
![Kirino [255].png](https://i.imgur.com/WJc9GAz.png "Kirino [255].png")
>>700620804
>wikihow_how_to_tie_a_noose
>>700620993
You smug bitcha
https://discord.gg/UCffg
>>700620925
>>700620950
Retry Re:Roll ep2 "Accidental Misclick"
>>700620988
mavis never loses
Nico Nico Needs help fixing her sleep schedule.
ROLL FOR LEEEEWDS FROM KAREN!
>>700620614
Thanks Spidey
Keep on making Jew York and 4chan safe for us all
>>700621069
I've gotten 69, and dubs. Gotta count for something.
>>700621095
Not when you're a beautiful Spiderman!
>>700621177
Gas these threads
MY EYES!!
>>700621171
dead meme
>>700621069
>>700621221
One off. And no, it don't count for shit.
out of my way virgins! big cock coming through.
-mavis
>>700621177
I shall! And you're welcome, lesser adorable creature!
>>700621171
Burn in hell, your life is worthless, heathen!
>>700621221
>>700621322
Oooh, gettin closer.
Unable to sleep. Oh well might as well lurk till eyes get heavy
>>700621347
died
>>700620688
It's kirino!
>>700620784
What's wrong with staying up late?
>>700620804
Oh yeah and my glasses were broken for 2 weeks so I was blind for a good time too. Makoto seems like he didn't have a good time. I tried to make it better by getting a bite to eat but then it got worse... I kind of feel bad still.
Nice, what kind of food do they got there?
>>700621221
>off by 1
>>700620784
Hmm, well I guess you wouldn't. Oh well, I would've done it had you said you would too.
Dad said the money from it would go into my bike and his other cars.
>>700620804
Like i said, it's a semi-lewd. Not lewd, but at the same time, lewd.
>>700621126
Stay up all night listening to Mongolian Throat Singing. It'll fix both your sleep schedule, and your soul!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
>>700621402
Heavy? From the amazingly awesome weight of my looks? I'd be happy to oblige!
>>700620337
Claimed Risa
>>700621401
And you come down to nothing.
>>700621494
Will it make you put a shirt on?
>>700621347
Quit signing your post, numb skull.
>>700621518
Nothing but being a beautiful worshiper of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman (me)
>>700621518
Not letting this loser cuck me, Rem is mine.
>>700621589
Or perhaps a fan-made one piece costume of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman's attire?
Claimed
>walking home in a thunderstorm
>>700621600
i want you to know who is shitting on you.
-mavis
>>700621677
Rem? You mean Spiderman!
Don't fight over me, boys. There's enough of me to go around!
>>700621402
Forgot pic
>>700620804
Wait, it's not an S3, but a movie? Guess I got a bit too hyped. My month's been great, I actually had a convention I attended back in July during the weekend of the 10-12th, and I got a couple of things while I was there. A Date A Live wall scroll and a Rewrite figure of Akane Senri to be exact.
>>700621711
Handsome devil spotted. Hello, me. You're looking as awesome as ever.
![Kirino [287].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IpEgNM4.jpg "Kirino [287].jpg")
>>700621436
Is me.
What's been going on Ika?
>>700620779
Sorry Rory. I didn't see the reply.
How are you?
>>700621726
And you're welcomed by yours truly! Aren't I a sight for sore eyes? The only answer is "yes" of course.
>>700621677
>Dubs again
Also, does Spiderman not realize he's filtered? I turned off my filter to see Spidey tryna derail.
>>700621737
Get back to the rice fields.
- sagebeard
>when you make plans to stay home all day but somehow nothing goes the way you want and you have to leave home at 8am, do a bunch of errands, meet some people, sign some things, go to the airport, and barely get home at 130am
This is why I hate people.
>>700621944
Very nice repeating digits, me. Not as nice as my complexion though.
>>700621975
I want to lick your eye sockets
>>700621677
>>700621893
I mean, I've been here longer than you have. It's best you just leave.
>>700621975
welcome back. sounds busy.
>>700621975
Tomoka is one of the few girls I could stand.
Because I hate most women, they're sluts and whores.
>>700621889
I guess you're pretty cool, Spiderman
>>700621726
Use an umbrella.
>>700621863
Gotta go back to school. I can't really get on as much as I used to. And even less when I get a job. You?
>>700621975
Damn that sucks
Who let spooderman make thread?
>>700621936
well fuck my ass and call me susan! no i'm kidding don't do that.
-mavis
>>700621975
Ah, but of course you love me! Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
You're welcome for gracing you with my presence! This is where your pathetic excuse of a life improves!
>>700622055
Fuck your seniority, I love her more.
>>700622055
>Implying
I came here in July. Beat that xd.
>>700621691
I mean so long as she's covered sure!
>>700622222
it begins.
>>700622000
Wonderful repeating digits, me! DAMN, I just look so handsome!
>>700620939
>C A T
C A T
C A T
Holy fuck that's a cute picture
I still have em saved, we can watch when I get back to dorms.
We can get mio and the other shits in on it too.
>>700620902
What're you talking about?
I'm Lebanese, who were you talking about?
>>700620784
I wanted to study philosophy but that's a no go pretty much anywhere kek
Psych is off the table over here too, impossible to get work.
Just settled for business because I don't really mind what I do for half the day if the other half is spent on threads, games and music.
I don't really share your zest, the math life is a hard one and I can barely do stuff related to that. Glad you're doing something you enjoy. You gonna do pure physics or specialize in something else?
>>700621436
The tiny Ika is so cute holy shit
Worse? Awkward? Rip.
Just the regular stuff along with some arab food that I didn't have too much of. I just had a lot of my mom's cooking. Fucking great dude. streak, roasto, chicken curry, egg omlette sandwiches, a bunch of shit, tasty food.
>>700621494
I don't know I guess I classify too many things as lewd
I consider Karen's skirt a lewd length tbh.
>>700621802
Unfortunately it isn't a S3. Sad.
Wall scroll? Sounds neat. I wouldn't put that kind of weeb stuff up for someone to see though tbh, you never know when normies might wander into your room and start judging you.
>>700621975
Yo, still alive? At least you're done now yeah? Got something to do or can you go to sleep?
>>700622222
>quints
o boy
>>700622152
A car went past me and splashed water everywhere
>wind's too strong
>I'm soaking wet
>>700622222
>checked
>>700622222
RIP
>>700622156
First come first bake I guess.
>>700622222
OHHHH HOLD THE MOTHERFUCKING PHONE
>>700622241
Yawn. April.
>>700622222
Well shit.
>>700622149
If by "guess" you mean "know". You're absolutely right!
I am the definition of cool.
>>700622222
>Checked
>>700622315
But was it a disgusting early bake?
>>700622222
I.. I give.
Winrar.
>>700622350
Why did I forget the image
>>700622272
The outfit is perfect, though the replication your fan attempts might be flawed. Spiderman's love covers all of his adoring fans.
>>700621589
Now why would you want that?
>>700622222
Fucking cheked.
>Didn't roll for Karen lewds
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>>700622288
>Karens skirt
>Lewd length
Karen, pleeeeease. That's no where near lewd.
![Kirino [273].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LgdJEF4.jpg "Kirino [273].jpg")
>>700622152
Oh, damn. You didn't finish it the first time I guess, or you were on break?
Goodluck for the job searching, are you aiming for anything?
Just got home, hanging around. I should really go fix my bike, I haven't been for a ride in ages.
>>700622222
Destroyed.
>>700622443
Because you weren't paying proper homage to me of course! Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!
>>700622288
Nothing
You said you see karen as a little sister before?
>>700622071
Unforgivingly busy.
At first I thought it was gonna be something simple. Grocery Shopping, pay a few bills, la-de-dah. But no.
It was
>go pick up truck from father at work
>go get a washer and dryer from a family friend
>take washer and dryer to family member's house
>take truck back to father's work and drive back home
>only to be told to go get groceries
>go get groceries
>put them up, told to go pay bills
>go back to store and pay bills
>told to go back to family member's house to help them install washer and dryer
>do that stupid shit cause I'm the only unprofessional handy man in the family
>try and go back home
>father calls, truck won't start. It's obviously my fault
>battery is dead, jump his truck with my iddy biddy car
>drive home
>take a shit
>ok it's 1030, I got some time
>NOPE
>go pick up grandparent to go to airport
>spend almost 2 hours at the airport. In traffic.
>pick up family at airport
>drive them to their respective houses
>greentext
All I wanted to do today was the airport thing.
>>700622437
>>700622443
>>700622222
Tfw it was just me shit posting. Lmao
>>700622222
Boys! Don't fight over me (even though I am most certainly without a doubt worth fighting over), there is plenty of me to go around!
>>700622445
I'll uh keep that in mind.
>>700622480
Because i wasn't expecting to have small breasts in my face today.
crawl before me......
-the real spider-man
>>700622616
Of course you agree! There's no other logical choice!
>>700620761
Very very sp00ky
>>700621126
Nico Nico Nii~
>>700622480
No no lewds, f off
>>700622526
Yes friend, I do. A sister or a daughter, no lewd thoughts. I love her very much.
>>700622480
But if you lift it up just a little you would see her butt
That's insane! That's not acceptable at all.
What if she trips? or sits down wrong?
>>700622669
Of course you will! It's coming from the amazing Spiderman himself!
No need to thank me, though you should out of moral obligation.
>>700622288
ok
>>700622739
That's good. We've met in these threads before, too.
>>700622660
No, I'm very real
やらない?
>>700622678
Hot damn, I look so beautiful! I'd kiss me if I could!
>>700621863
Im good. Finished work early due to no students around. Now listening to Wreck It Ralph while trying to watch some wrestling.
>>700622222
Well. I guess thats a forever claim.
>>700622648
that was painful to read
at least it's over now yo, get some rest and shit
>>700622288
I can finally go to sleep, but I can't go to sleep.
I'm so up from running around all day that I wouldn't be surprised if I stay up for a few hours.
24 hour day? 24 hour day.
>>700622616
Anon, Spidey stole our waifu: >>700622660
Sh- should we work together?
>>700622669
Why wouldn't you expect it? Did you not plan at looking in a mirror?
>>700622715
Why is that considered spooky?
>>700622724
>Newfag
>>700622739
Then she should get better balance and stop staring at kitty while walking on walls.
>>700622907
i like the way this guy thinks!
>>700622648
lot more than i do. what will you do for however long you stay up.
>>700622881
Don't steal my get, bozo. I could own all your waifus now, but I won't do that.
>>700622816
>ok
not like this
>>700622844
Have we? Who did you claim? How did we meet?
>>700620559
Kek, hopefully so. Let it be good memery as well, not like No Man's Lie.
>Seems pretty fitting eh Boss :^)
>>700620761
Just checking.
>>700620784
I gotcha Doll, no worries. Ah ok, yeah his name is one that I remember. Leads to change.
>>700620804
All good man. With a little saved up for funding and a collective pool, I do. Not wasting the chance. Thanks man, it sure is something. It's a field that'll never die, always something new to produce and get out to the people. I am, makes you think about how you approach things.
>>700621126
Sleeping schedules are never definite sadly. Although if they were there'd be no all nighters
>>700622981
But of course I do! I'm me! I'd do quite a bit to myself sexually if I ever had the chance! I'm just so fucking gorgeous.
>>700623036
I mean having more than one Waifu is heretic enough.
>>700623036
Because I'm an all powerful and humble being. Who lets his worshipers frolic and enjoy their inferior 2D partners.
>>700623063
Karen has been my wife for three years. You know me from /c/.
>>700622989
The plan: Nothing
What will probably happen: Everything
>>700623063
NotLikeThis
>>700622288
He went RIP. He skid while arriving to my neighborhood. Then when he left his bike went RIP. Stuck on the freeway for hours. Best if You tell him. Its pretty bad. Some of those foods sound good mang.
>>700622304
Aww that sucks. Can it get any worse? And why are you outside?
>>700622395
Nope. 150 limit then bake.
>>700622483
I've been on break for the summer. But now I'm back at it again. It'll be a while until I finish too. Not really looking for a specific job. I just need any job that's better than my previous job.
You just having a lazy day? Did You break your bike or something? Can't you ride it in it's current condition?
.
Damn these threads are going too fucking fast right now.
>>700623185
Nothing? That's a funny way of saying "worshiping Spiderman until my brittle bum back gives out".
Good idea!
>>700623118
One waifu 4 laifu
>>700623119
Amen brother
>>700622715
That's me~ How are ya love?
>>700622793
In that case thank you.
>>700622961
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE- no. I'm not falling for it.
>>700623071
I'd be fine with that if our schedules lined up... but you hate staying up with me..
>>700623271
Ur 2 slow
>>700623278
Greetings
>>700623285
Why, you're very welcome! All in a day's work for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!
>>700623282
I suggest you keep it that way.
>>700622961
Because it breaks the Ama
>>700623071
>NML
You're triggering me. I'm so glad I bought Elite: Dangerous instead of that shit
>Then when I become old, you can be Big Mama :^)
>>700623285
I'm alive and I don't want to die yet
I'd say I'm alright, love
What about you?
>>700623271
Fuck, I aborted but it posted anyways
>>700623374
No shit.
I'm probably one of the few people who take waifu's seriously
>>700621975
I waited.
I'll sleep now, though.
Have a good one, Ananas.
>>700623531
You claim a husbando, so yeah
>>700622939
Don't do it yo you should try and get some rest before fucking up your sleep schedule
Got work tomorrow or nah?
>>700622961
>stop staring at kitty while walking on walls
what did the ahoge mean by this?
>>700623071
Are you in class right now? Shouldn't you be paying attention!?
Hopefully it takes you far dude, you definitely deserve some success in your life.
>>700623160
Yep, I had a feeling dude. An honor seeing you again
Are you hyped about the movie? I just got back from Saudi Arabia so I can post again. How're you doing?
>>700623222
trips checked, LikeThis
>>700623271
Holy fuck that sounds so painful. Did you guys have fun at least?
They're all good, was a needed vacation. I lived like a neet for that month.
>>700623356
Heyo! How you been?
>>700623542
Good night Ruri
>>700623185
hmmm. nothing sounds nice. you already did a lot today though
>>700623542
I'm sorry. Sleep well and have pleasant dreams.
>>700623594
Well I'll be, it's not fake karen
How was isis training?
>>700623542
Why, that's so sweet! You waited all night for my arrival? I've been here all night though! You must be disabled or something to have thought I just got here.
Enjoy your sleep, I will be in your dreams correcting your brain.
>>700623594
I'm so excited about Pretty Days! November can't come soon enough. I hope you had a good trip. And I've been great, a tornado came through my neighborhood and knocked down a lot of trees in my yard.
>>700623802
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