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Can we do this thread now?
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>>700616066
Fuck yeah, Ice cream sandwiches
>>700616066
Ice in a fucking bun.
Ice. ICE.
>>700616345
My favorite way to sneak beer into events. "oh it's just 30 loaves of bread? Alright go on inside. Enjoy the game sir"
bump
Quality thread
>>700616721
>thirty loaves of bread
don't let such a sexy thread die, what is wrong with you
I'm starting to run out
You depraved lunatics
what the fuck
>>700619897
what kind of barbarian eats the crust
>>700617930
kek, i meant slices
>>700616066
This shit is great
>>700620044
nah dont worry
i have a few loaves of bread myself daily
>>700616066
Fucking kek is that a leaf for garnish? Best part of the pic.
>>700620329
>"johnson!"
>"y-yes sir?!"
>"I'm fucking starving give me some of that spaghetti"
>"b-but sir.. my wife made this for me it's my only lunch"
>"Well I've got an idea and if we can pull it off it should make us both very happy..."
Bump
>>700620837
This triggers me.
>>700617700
What the fuck is this? I've seen this pic many times but I can't tell.
>>700620701
>bite out of the center of bagel
>straw
>>700620858
>BirdTrap
kek a+
>>700621162
Appears to be a bag of chicken tenderloins hap-hazardly cast on ceramic cook top. On high I might add.
>>700619772
Tastes like pussy.
>>700616066
This is a nice thread.
>>700616165
You would never be able to get rid of the smell.
>>700620858
Legit smile/10
>>700621179
>eating a burrito from the side
This is not a guessing game you simple fuck
>>700620837
lol
>>700619989
What kind of faggot doesn't?
>>700617209
someone somewhere jacked off to this
>>700620329
Is this copypasta?
>>700621360
you dont eat burritos from the side? give the ends time to cool down man
>>700620858
Well done friend
>>700617252
Damn. That looks delicious.
>>700621730
>microwaved burritos
>>700621777
Well done yourself, fucking checked.
>>700622153
>HUTCHINSON! WHERE IS THE AMMO?!
>he-here sir, it seems kinda weird though
>THIS SHITS BANANAS!
>>700622153
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BANANA CLIP
>>700622432
Tryina jack my style and very poorly I might add
>>700616345
>crackers
>>700622591
I know, it sounded better in my head
>>700617209
Tomato...shoe-p???
>>700616066
ah yes the Struggle Sandwich from Subway
aka
le StrugSub
>>700617700
So much potential...
>>700620187
Fatass
>>700621718
Saucy as fuck
>>700620858
kek
>>700622815
sauce because why not
>>700617700
Better pic I win. Im drunk. Want to fight im in the 724
Dumping
>>700623405
>>700623372
This post is mentally retarded
>>700623465
Oh you gonna cry. I could beat you up in real life faggot.
>>700623372
i'm in 724 bro. Wya? Weight?
>>700623405
wtf is that?
>>700623507
>>700623444
Nice trips
>>700623632
what will your mother say when she finds your corpse?
>>700623507
>>700623444
what the fuck is up with the cheese meme
>>700623606
bruh
>>700623606
>>700623585
It is crushed ice with sriracha
>>700623691
what a sweet tart =)
>>700623555
>>700623580
Connellsville 300 lbs I kill niggers.
>>700623843
i have never seen a more disgusting picture
>>700623859
Where you wanna meet then? I can be there within 20
>>700621333
>>700621777
>>700623077
Holy shit it's the fucking year of the GET thanks fellas
>>700623966
Meet me at that Connellsville Walmart. We fighting or fucking?
>>700623966
Stream this fight!
>>700623967
Kek
>>700624071
>Snickles
Holy kek
>>700619066
Sleep tight, pizza.
>>700624018
this one is not so bad, pretty stupid but not horrid
>>700619066
sleep tight pizza
>>700624097
If you're tough you'll actually come.
black protege.. hope you can bring something louder than what i got
>>700624200
I think I've been to this restaurant. Any idea where it is?
>>700624305
Last picture
>>700624359
America
>>700624359
I remember hearing they serve them in baseball stadiums
Other than that no
>>700619066
>>700624186
>tfw you have to turn on the warmer so he doesn't get scared
They mold up so fast..
>>700624406
Holy shit someone made milk steak
>>700624200
I live America.
>>700624370
neat dump, thanks anon
>>700621162
>What the fuck is this?
Low-class nigga never seen hibachi
>>700624370
That. Is fucking terrifying.
>>700624327
Where are you from? We gonna stream this ass whooping?
>>700624200
once i read thats mashed potatoes, and not ice cream, it actually looks pretty good. i would pay money for that
Bumping
>>700624200
Looks bretty alright to me.
>>700624709
>once i read
its right there on the fucking pic
>>700624509
fuck ya buddy, we dine like kings tonight!
>>700619443
Is this so Muslims and Jews won't steal your car, and it'll be protected from blacks because dogs?
>>700622356
hadn't kek'd this hard in a long time
>>700624821
Glad I ain't from Houston
>>700624821
right
and i read it on the pic
how fucking dumb can you be
>>700624200
That... Actually doesn't look so bad.
>>700624509
Looks like it's boiled over hard, with a side of jellybeans, raw.
>>700624327
Im here faggot where are you?
>>700625119
it's actually a thing
>>700620643
>The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
>And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
>And a dark wind blows
>The government is corrupt
>And we're on so many drugs
>With the radio on and the curtains drawn
>We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
>And the machine is bleeding to death
>The sun has fallen down
>And the billboards are all leering
>And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
>It went like this:
>The buildings tumbled in on themselves
>Mothers clutching babies
>Picked through the rubble
>And pulled out their hair
>The skyline was beautiful on fire
>All twisted metal stretching upwards
>Everything washed in a thin orange haze
>I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful -
>These are truly the last days"
>You grabbed my hand
>And we fell into it
>Like a daydream
>Or a fever
>We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
>For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it's full ofchicken nuggets
>>700625430
Please don't do this folks
>>700625492
nah man, shit works great.
>>700625492
this guy wants all the hallucinations for himself
if you want to put gasoline in your eye you have every right
>>700625607
its the same concept as those muay thai guys kicking trees, break their shins a small amount at a time so they dont completely shatter when they kick
>>700624305
>>700617209
Hawt
>>700621003
One in bottom right looks like a happy robot frog
>>700625704
It's a pain resistance thing
Makes their bone brittle as fuck
>>700625886
TY, anon
>>700621434
>>700625993
It's happening
>>700626063
Man, FUCK THAT SHIT.
>>700623108
It's truly disturbing that she thinks it's OK to boast about making this monstrosity
>>700626353
How do you take that picture and then look at it and go "yep. thats twitter material."
>>700626353
read this thinking it was a Hillary Clinton reference to fracking
>>700621718
Sauce?
>>700626622
ketchup?
>>700626486
Holy shit I think it's real
>>700625193
>bread and butter chips
Uh, what?
>>700619443
this kills me
>>700620219
Pineapples don't go on pizza, but do pizzas go on pineapples?
>>700620219
ah, so THATS where the pizzas come from!
>>700626774
untrue
>>700619772
jesus wtf
>>700628193
wtf
>>700617700
Isnt it annoying to have the controllpanel behind the stove? O.o i meanu have to reach over boiling pans to shut it off, why not in the front as usual xD
>>700624625
Kek
>>700621316
I actually eat some steaks with spicy ketchup. why hate?
>>700621307
This is so fucking accurate
>>700622548
Well fuck you too
>>700623372
Fuck off with your nig humour
>>700619772
I can fucking smell the coins
>>700628321
This actually looks tasty, even the jambalaya shit in the background. What's wrong anon, is it too much of a deviation from your usual menu of tendies and dew?
awesome thread/10
>>700626774
That's a negative boyo.
>>700624097
hey so you guys fucking yet?
>>700628989
Really like these
>>700622548
Fagg
>>700621533
10/10
>>700620837
Is that a new gender?
>>700623108
bone app the teeth
>>700623405
I do that too but I also add lemon.......
>>700626058
Not a pain resistance thing
It stunts bone growth, but increases density, hardening the bones
>>700617930
one for each can
>>700621533
nice
>>700628193
Soup loops?
>>700629742
Bone apple tea
Kfc order 8 piece bucket, sit at a center table, pull out sewing kit and put bird back together.
When finished give carcass a hug and start to cry loudly.
Be sure it's a weekend dinner rush
>>700625193
Underrated post, kek. I got this, from there.
>>700630561
damn that sounds nasty and if it's an ad, then it must be common
what an epic fucking thread
>>700630983
Vintage people were fucked up!
>>700630429
kek as fuck
>>700624821
you stupid?
>>700631331
Not bad lol
>>700631403
This shit makes me cringe......
>>700621316
As a cook it hits me hard
>>700621316
Fuck yeah, buy those cheap-ass walmart steaks and throw some 'chup on 'em.
>>700622153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBVtU_w-lSk
>>700622596
>Niggers
>>700623900
Full-on Rapist.
>>700631864
I'm confused about life at this fucking moment....
as a vegan, this is disgusting
how to archive thread of throbbing portions
>>700632243
I just came
>>700632243
I'm not a vegan and that is still disgusting
>>700631864
thought the mushroom was someone's balls woops
>>700624305
MFW I see this image anywhere. MFW I have had this as my background for a very long time.
>>700632357
kek
>>700632243
>>700626774
>>700632478
but like, why though ?
>>700632478
if i knew really good photoshop,i would do that too.
shut up
>>700632629
because it was there
>>700632243
What the fuck is this monstrosity? It looks like a bum full of human faeces with cheese melted on the motherfucker.
>>700632833
god i love that gif
>>700632945
That's not a good enough reason
>>700633021
How about this
>>700621533
Brofist
>>700624305
pls no
AND MORE
>>700631667
i just imagined eating that. Minty, didn't like it.
>>700622662
>>700622432
Go into the other room and apologize to your mother for being born with autism this severe.
>>700633259
Two kinds of people in this world:
Those who put their burgers on the floor of the men's bathroom.
And those who put their burgers on the floor of the women's
>>700633124
That's the beach in Detroit!
>>700633259
This is my wallpaper for the past couple of months actually.
>>700631484
Actually like my fave thing to to do
>>700623372
This was my friend Mike's post from a few years ago on twitter.
Good times
>>700633815
I forgot about this one. Fuck me I am choking.
>>700616066
These threads seem dumb to me. Anyone can put some random foods together and take a picture of it. I was to see anons eating this nasty shit.
>>700624200
>real mashed potatoes
>>700632243
>>700633447
personal pan pizza
>>700624643
Damn you. I have to fap now.
>>700634222
DUDE FLAVOURTOWN LMAO
>>700621307
you been eating some nasty ass pussy
>>700621581
that's actually fucking genius
>>700625492
Thanks tips.>>700625559
>>700623269
is it wrong that the margarine is what I'm pissed about?
why cant /b/ just have these threads instead of the cuck threads, porn threads, etc
>>700622432
absolutely terrible, kill yourself
>>700620858
Hahaha
>>700622531
haha it's funny cause that's the joke haha
>>700623405
took me too long to realize it wasn't rice
>>700616721
just say youre a french
>>700624305
>internal screaming
>>700634488
You just insulted your own mother
>>700619066
sleep tight, pizza
>>700634865
Because we're all bitter degenerates.
>>700624169
Lmfao i'm friends with that guy on facebook!
>>700628555
yes
>>700618973
I just said out loud thinking I was clever "Kettle chips"
then gf points out how stoned I am and tells me to shut up.
Fuck man.
>>700620837
wtf, why is that infuriating to me?
fuck sake /b, always making feel things about things I didn't even know were a thing.
>thing
this was one of the greatest threads ever i'm so happy i happened to be on 4chan to see every post
>>700620701
Diet rite is so fucking good
>>700631334
is that popcorn
>>700631606
my parents still eat shit like this
>>700634934
how does this even fucking happen?
>>700632337
same
