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Food cringe thread
bumpin it
Fookin butterdogs
Mac n cheese
>>700597420
I've had this. It's very filling.
>>700597701
Looks nice. What's wrong with it?
>>700597811
Charlie's favorite.
>>700597924
Too much cholesterol. I'd prolly vomit.
>>700598171
Do iPads heat up a lot. That could be the joke.
Bumping this thread, because I love food cringe.
Bumping again.
>>700599366
what the fuck
>>700599366
I am angry at you for having the audacity to live when the universe would be better without you.
>>700597811
is that Africa?
this thread makes me happy
>>700600619
four
>>700600428
Okay, but just this one makes me want spiced pineapple
>>700600947
OP said food cringe, not food genius.
>>700601052
Agreed, I'd eat the fuck out of this.
>>700601052
Every cringe situation needs inspiration. This is for the guy that may never have to eat another BBQ orange slice sandwich again.
>>700600947
That looks fucking delicious
I think this is a bat
>>700601861
Looks like a splayed rat breaded and deep fried.
That's good eatin', for a nigger.
>>700600428
>>700600504
>>700600619
>>700600759
>>700600947
It's... It's beautiful.
This is worse than gore
>>700599921
Most Tbones tend to resemble Africa
>>700599366
I've been that poor, fam.
Nice dubs say you will never be hungry again
>>700603480
Most of it looks fine.
>>700603281
This has to be a British creation. It actually wouldn't be bad if fresh or frozen peas (ones in pic are clearly from a can) were used and the bread was toasted. It'd be a good food for someone who just moved out of their parents' house and has very little money to eat. Better than fucking ramen garbage.
fucking tripe is nasty shit tho.
>>700597420
bologna cake is the shit
it's better with relish though, I threw some in a food processor and ended up spreading it on crackers... delicious
>>700604088
god i love tht meat fry it and its amaing
>>700604088
delicious
I was forced to eat this shit as a child and forever loath my father for this
>corn tuna volevaunt with black pepper
>>700605096
sounds good to me bruh
>>700605096
You have shit taste, nigga. Corn and seafood are great together, like bacon and eggs.
>>700600619
wtf is that blob.
>>700597811
THE JELLYBEANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SERVED RAW
>>700605685
pork loin with a rub
Christmas dinner
>>700606640
That's just funny.
Someone paid real money for this...
>>700606777
I wanna simultaneously smack that person and shake his hand cause that is some serous shit right there
>>700606777
check'd
>>700606777
Why does she keep putting things on top?
JUST STOP ALREADY, JUST STOP!!!!
>>700606777
lucky trips recognized
but FUCK dat. I was watching it thinking ok this is ridiculous enough, it'll end now. . .
nope, gotta squirt that pinch of lime juice
oh and add more cheese
and squirt all the condiments on it
kill me now
>>700606640
>yfw you get to eat the baby jesus weiner
>>700606710
Funny.
Clown poop tastes funny.
>>700601861
Pretty sure that's a guinea pig bro.
>a bat
>my fucking sides anon
>>700608095
There's the Father, Son, and the Holy Toast.
>>700601861
Cuy, or roasted Guinea pig.
Common in some South American countries.
>>700608621
That's a Peruvian cuisine. The drink on the right is called a Pisco
>>700598171
im litTERALLY SCREAMING
>>700606777
thats some fucked up elote
>>700606777
this blows my mind. i can understand a dude making this in his kitchen, but this is clearly a resturaunt. i really want to know where and what the fuck this trashcan of a meal is.
>>700608732
Pisco Sour to you, friendo.
My uncle's mother eats peanut butter and miracle whip on white bread. Is this normal?
>>700605813
underrated post
>>700604049
I think that might be disgusting Natto
When i was a kid, i ate a lot of butter. I used to get white bread with a quarter stick of butter and nuke that shit in the microwave until the bread was absolutely saturated with melted butter. Looked like piss when i took it out but i ate it all the time.
>>700606777
First off, nice trips.
Second, that looks disgusting.
Third, I hate when you see a video of someone making food and they try to act professional. Like, why the fuck did he use those scissors to cut the bag in a specific way, and then uses fucking tongs to grab the Doritos.
>>700606777
I recognize this shit. In some towns in Mexico they have this edgy kind of recipes combining all sorts of fucking food and chips, peanuts and whatever they have on hands reach. I've seen so many variations of food & drinks with all assortments of combinations expecting to be the new sensation but it just looks like the bottom of a porta-potty.
BTW, I'm Mexican and I disapprove this idiotic Mexican recipes.
>>700610119
What in the name of christ's holy wrists am I looking at here?
>>700610362
They're called Tostilocos I think
>>700602750
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH WATER
>>700610119
i know tosti-locos, but this shit (>>700606777
) is on crack,
>>700610119
Freaking delicious, believe me... taste better than it looks
It's called ''tostilocos'' google it.
This is a beer cocktail. It's called a "Gomichela" here in Mexico. First, they pour a bottle of Corona, then some spicy sauces, powdered chili, lime, a variation of Worcestershire sauce but stronger caller Maggi Juice, then they add gummy bears, sliced veggies like cucumbers and a hot tamarind stick.
Enjoy...
>>700608873
wow fuck off back to tumblr you unoriginal cretin
>>700611012
Jc mexicans eat anything with chili and valentina in it
>>700608106
I'd eat it.
>>700610119
>>700611012
i hope isis and zeta works together to fucking blow up your country stupid ass negro saltamuros
>>700608873
faggot mac user detected
>>700611000
I know. People in my town consume this shit like there was no tomorrow, but I couldn't eat a bag of that shit even if WrecklessEating and Dude where's my challenge were visiting my neighborhood and asked me to do a cameo...
>>700602256
I know creeps who eat that
>>700606640
I WANT TO EAT BABY JEZUZ WIENNER SO MUCH
>>700610119
The only thing i'll ever compliment mexico for on their bastard "modern" cooking is wrapping a hot dog in bacon and frying it. Then they fuck it up by pouring 30 gallons of mayonnaise and pinto beans on it.
>>700611731
Where is this image from? It's so unsettling
>>700610675
Potassium+beef is a surprisingly good combination.
Gluten free vegan "burger"
>>700611916
Lul it's me doing a weird face
>>700612069
Shit legit creeps me out
>>700610119
>>700611012
Theres a place in nm called La Michoacana that makes weird shit like this. Like mango chili pops in a plastic cup or sparkling water with chili powder and lime in it.
>>700612069
moar
>>700611977
that looks fucking delicious
>>700602256
That shit is legit
>>700606640
>tfw your family put a bunch of pretend Jews in the oven for Christmas and you ate them
>>700611977
Dubs confirmed, nasty as fuck.
I'd still try it tho
>>700611549
Nope. You just have to relax, sit on a comfty chair, sip a nice cold bottle of ice cold Jarritos and enjoy as you see how Mexico reclaims the northern side of our border. But hey, we're bringing gomichelas and tostilocos to share with the class!
>>700611185
>bone app the teeth
>>700612478
you can't bait me im argentinean and we don't have the walljumpers, niggers, sandniggers and SJW problems like the usafags
>>700608914
I was gonna say, more like tostilocos
>>700604088
You gay bro? Tripe is amazing. Grill it and it inflates like a fucking marshmallow. Fry it and it's great. Make soup and it's amazing.
>>700597420
eww.
>>700610119
Me gustan, pero sin cueritos.
>>700606640
Why has no one pointed out that it's just a bunch of Jews in an oven?
Chitlins seem pretty gross to me. Anyone ever tried them?
>>700613396
Kek
Fuck me I love this
>>700611843
Oh, I see. Say, how's that crisis coming? Year 2000 and still sunk in the shitter, huh? Bet you guys are even moving to Bolivia and Paraguay 'cause at least here in Mexico, the only job you can do is waiter tables at Mexico City.
>Psst! Veni boludo, te dije que queria mis empanadas sin chimichurri, cambialas o no hay propina.
>>700612546
Is that supposed to be bon appetit?
>>700612175
Orange, pineapple and tamarindo juice.
Crushed ice.
A tequila shoot.
Chilli powder and salt
MOTHERFUCKING DELICIOUS DIABLITO
>>700613439
Yea they are good im grama makes it sometimes taste great im puerto rican
>>700613521
Best shit ever
This thread makes me hungry but all I have is ramen and I don't feel like boiling water.
>>700613221
¿Asi sin cueritos? Eres una desvergonzada...
>>700613773
Anon avert your attention to >>700613521
>>700613522
Ayyy mis cuacks
>>700606777
Trust me, this tastes fucking good for your soul but too much lemon
>>700597420
I'll be back I have to go barf.
>>700597811
>>700597811
Why is this a thing?
>>700613900
I would but out of all the ingredients I only have ramen, water, food coloring, and hot fudge.
It would be an even poor attempt at food.
>>700614236
It's a reference to a TV show
>>700613439
ive never had chitlins but they sound amazing since i like eating fried gizzards and shit.
>>700610119
Fucking chips, pig skins, chili, and Japanese peanuts
>>700614236
Milk steak boiled hard with a side of raw jelly beans
>>700614346
If you would be so kind as to place the name of the show, I would be ever so appreciative anon.
>>700603227
jej
>>700614346
Well don't play the fucking pronoun game. What show?
>>700597811
>>700614236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbgFsFn0ha4
>>700614829
it's always sunny
>>700614829
It's always sunny in Philadelphia
>>700614998
Thanks bro.
>>700614638
this made me gag
>>700604088
I love it.
>>700614998
What about the jellybeans tho
>>700614513
>Hometrapped
Faggoty ass austismo detected
>>700614638
Russian here. This sight is absolutely normal in a lot of Slav cooking. For example when you make kotlet, you get your bread soggy and use it to bread the meat before you fry it
>>700602256
>using bread and butter pickles
Absolutely disgusting, dill is the only answer.
>>700611625
I'd beat my significant other to death if I was served this
>>700615396
Sue me
Fucking vintage recipes...
>>700615589
>>700598171
Fucking tumblr fags
>>700611185
>bone app the teeth
>>700611012
>First, they pour a bottle of Corona
It's a failed drink from the start.
>>700615915
I'm just here to look at gross food too, freind
I win?
>>700615941
I love tumblr, but most of the memes or cringe is autist.
I don't know why, but this pic fucking disgusts me.
>>700614938
What a terrible video. If you are going to try and do a goofy voice at least make it funny.
>>700601861
Chicken of the Cave.
>>700603281
>peas n spooge
>>700616687
id drain this then destroy it. made me hungry af i love spaghetti
>>700616687
It's because the meatballs look like shitballs.
>>700616687
Poop and tapeworm
>>700603281
Its called "SOS", and yes it stands for Shit on a Shingle...and it's fucking delicious!
>>700615893
yum
>>700599241
disgusting human
>>700614638
this is a Portuguese dish, just mash it all after it's soaked with water/fish broth then fry it on a big wok and bam it tastes like shit
>>700613781
Estos, maricon.
>>700615189
I would be down to try that
I order pineapple on pizza so I don't have to share
>>700615893
Fucking Christ
>>700613687
>im puerto rican
You don't say, you illiterate fuck.
>>700616931
I've heard that before, but it was a lot different then that...
One I know of it made with a sliced boiled egg covered with sasuage gravy and crumbled boiled yoke on top instead of whatever the fuck that is on the toast.
>>700617044
Chinchironneeeeees
>>700616285
I only said those mean things about you because I can't tri-force
Classic.
>>700598171
>mac
maybe if this person actually got a Macintosh computer
>>700617322
Nigga I fucking love potato salad
>>700606777
I laughed for a brief moment then realized that was a pot not a trashcan
>>700606777
make it stoppppp
>>700616931
That ain't SOS. I ate enough of that in 12 years of Army mess halls to know what is and isn't SOS.
>>700617439
Shit man, if you want a heart attack their are far tastier things than this.
>>700617439
>Cholest. 3500mg
>1170%
REAL LIFE DINOSAUR CAUGHT ON TV
https://youtu.be/V0ZsJYxyiho
>>700617559
>That ain't SOS. I ate enough of that in 12 years of Army mess halls to know what is and isn't SOS.
Of course not. The faggot that wrote it is probably 15 and hasn't been out of the house in 6 months.
>>700617439
>>700617587
wrong pic, sorry
>>700617802
Still keked
>>700611625
She must have great tits...
>>700617924
My nigga that's poor mans pizza that's good eating right there
>>700616687
maybe because they look like balls of shit with spaghetti in shit water
>>700617978
come on faggot
u should know better
>>700615333
watch the episode
>>700602256
Favorite sammy
>>700617413
this tasted like ketchup it was simply dyed
>>700611977
That's a salad with meat and bread on the side..
>>700618387
Is mayo and peanut butter an actual combination? Like do people actually eat them together?
>>700618609
My grandfather loves this
>>700618850
How is the nigga still alive
>>700615188
Gets posted in every food thread.
some idiot (YOU) takes the bait and is disgusted because things you don't understand make you feel uncomfortable especially when mom's not around, so you end up blindly hating it. probably happens a lot in your life.
common practice in cooking, re-hydrating bread for a base, soups, sauces, etc.
good chance you've eaten this without knowing.
now if this disgusted you just on a visual basis, you are weak.
>>700614793
aspics are weird...
take good food.. suspend it in animal fat.
>>700618609
PB and mayo is gross, but strangely PB and Miracle Whip is really good.
>>700619125
Maybe because Miracle Whip is sweet.
>>700618609
I think its a depression era throwback. You got bread stacked in the freezer, dry beans, and some condiments ... better save those beans for Saturday night dinner.
>>700618946
Grandma hasn't let him eat shit like that since she married him.
>>700619327
She seems like a smart woman
>>700615797
>>700615688
wont this give them the human form of mad cow?
>>700619371
/fit/ approved pizza
>>700602256
i used to dip pickles in peanutbutter as a kid, no real change adding bread.
though I also ate peanutbutter and banana sandwhiches, and peanutbutter and onion sandwiches
>>700617439
My dad has a can of this just for decoration/lulz. I'd actually open a fresh can and eat a bite. I'll try almost any food once.
>>700608576
eggs aren't abortions
think of them more as menstruations
you're basically eating chicken period
>>700619770
aids. you're thinking of aids
>>700603281
>Semen peas.
>>700617439
bruh
>>700604683
There´s nothing wrong about Little Ass Sanguche
>>700620224
Looks good to me
>>700615189
The 60's were a weird time for food
>>700617587
Kek, don't even care
>>700619975
Try a peanut butter sandwich with a little garlic powder. It's like a really lazy Thai peanut sauce sandwich.
>>700620488
The children would lose their minds if they ever read through old Betty Crocker cookbooks and magazines from back then. Fuck that casserole trend that was around.
>>700620488
I wonder if there's any connection to that and all the serial killers in the 70's and 80's. Think about it, they mostly killed women. And who was the main woman in their life? Their cunt of a mom who served this awful shit to them and wouldn't let them leave the table until they cleaned their plate.
Fucking 60's housewives, what cunts.
>>700599366
Sure it's not pleasing to the eye, but honey barbecue, lemon, bread
Not a bad combo, probably not horrible tasting. 10/10 would try at least once.
>>700619155
i know.. i totally took out my shitty weekend on that dude. i havent slept much.
>>700603227
Nice oc
>>700606777
watching this autist meal prep made me autistic
>>700621113
That would actually be good with a tomato slice.
Throwback to when I visited the Philippines.
>>700619770
one can only hope
>>700619483
Poor mickey :'(
>>700622044
sure it doesn't taste bad, but looks trashy as hell
>>700622154
The chicken just looks boiled. Can't imagine it has much flavor at all.
>>700613781
This disgusts me more than anything else on the thread
>>700622253
i mean, sure it wont taste GREAT
but i doubt it will taste bad
>>700616931
That is not SOS you fucking moron
>>700617227
I get anchovies and mushroom
or beef and green pepper. though I don't get why people find that one gross (though I prefer the second one dipped in ranch)
>>700621875
RIP
>>700617439
I've had squirrel brains and eggs before back when my great-grandmother was still alive, it was her favorite breakfast during the great depression.
also my mother has a really old cookbook that had a different recipe in it for squirrel
>>700619483
that mickey bowl....
>>700618609
My brother eats this shit every day. It's disgusting, I don't know how he's still alive.
>>700604088
Fuck off tripe in Menudo is the shit
>>700618233
Isn't that just a colon grenade? Hollowed out jalapeno stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon? Those are good. My local grocery store sells them
>>700613018
yeah, thats college dorm dorilocos
>>700621038
Gourmet hotdog
>>700622577
I assume this is about the same as putting chips in your sandwich for texture
>>700611977
That's not the great vegan food I'm accustomed to eating. In fact, it looks rather boring. Although, I'd still eat it and remain satisfied once done because I'm not a fucking pussy.
>>700622685
>squirrel brains and eggs
quick question, what did u do with the rest of the squirrel and what type of eggs were they?
robin eggs?
>>700611012
Dude that drink is GREAT. I don't care what anyone says.
>>700622253
I thought it was pigs feet
>>700606777
I wouldn't eat that for $100.
>>700623573
chicken eggs, scrambled with the brains mixed in.
and I'm not sure what she did with the rest of the squirrel, I was 10 when she passed away
>>700619770
Too late for that.
>>700623995
Nice pizza bro
>>700599366
Can be Mr Bean new year eves snack.
>>700624068
>new year eves
