This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding in your home. Teddy will kill you in your sleep, unless you post in this thread.
pls dnt kll me tdy
Get out my house teddy or start paying rent
dont kill me pls
teddy's a cunt
I'm just glad to have company. i get lonely
I'm gonna suck your puppet dick off teddy
I want to die
No u
>>700589122
fuck
Gary Busey?
ok.
>>700589122
Teddy looks like a bitch
>>700589122
stfu teddy
im scared
Bye bye Teddy
Penus
nigger
>>700590019
me too
0/10 would fuck
fuck off teddy, your mams fanny is fucking rank
>>700589122
Yis
Fuck off m8
>>700589122
Teddy can go fuck himself, because there's a line of undead pieces of shit living in my house that want to kill me.
>>700589122
puto
>>700589958
Altoke perrou
Fuck you Teddy
dont break eye contact while you give the su c c teddy
No teddy
>>700589122
come now, teddy. Quit bullshitting
Teddy better start paying fucking rent, freeloading little nigger.
>>700589122
fuck
>>700589122
checked
i duck taped my face
fucc teddy, I'll beat the nigga ass and rip his own dick off and shove it in his mouth, the ol bitchass nigga
we have all fallen into his chasm
>>700589122
Not gonna risk it
teddy
Wut
>>700590302
Huelo un argentino
Fuck off teddy you stupid cunt, get out of my goddamn house. I tell you every fucking day to leave after I get home from work, and all you do is give me that gay ass smile of yours. You're a lazy, goodfornothing piece of shit who's sole purpose is to spend my fucking money and make shitty threads on /b/. Just fucking grow up Teddy, Jesus Christ. I fucking hate you and everything you stand for, you insufferable, fuckfaced yellow teeth monstrosity of a brother in law.
Why are these post legal ?
>>700589122
ayy lmao
>>700589122
hi teddy
>>700589122
But tedy I wuv you
protect me pupper
nigg
fuck you
Ted
fag
>>700589122
fuck
>>700589122
Post
>>700589122
something
Aw shit son
Teddy, more like deady
K
no pls
>>700589122
motherfucker
Pls no tiddy
>>700589122
fuck
>>700589122
Fuck off, space nigger
>>700589122
Pls teddy no
>>700589122
i am posting in this thread but cancelling out my post in hopes teddy does some nasty shit to me in my sleep. you see teddy is a faggot and so is this thread. you can kill me and my mother faggot. your little game is flawed - as i said before i negate it all in my post. i was never here. just want to say it's all bullshit and you're a faggot OP.
>>700589122
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>>700589122
I no home
ehsh
>>700589122
fuck me teddy
Kk
>>700589122
a;lfja;lsdfj;alsjkdf;laskjdflk;jsadf
>>700589122
in this thread
get that ugli as sgrin off ur face boi
>>700589122
pls mercy
No
If doubles, Teddy rips out my eyeballs tonight.
Pepperoni pizza!
>>700589122
Ok Don't Please
>>700589122
I fucking hate you
Plz don't kill meh
>>700589122
FUCK
pls nu
ok
Teddy:Hi, I am Teddy.
Me: Here we go again...
Teddy: Once you read this you cannot get out.
Me: Get out of what?
Teddy: Finish reading this until it is done!
Me: Until What's done??
Teddy: As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old
Me: You don't have to introduce yourself twice
Teddy: I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead
Me: You Don't Say?
Teddy:If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed
Me: I guess I'll be sleeping with my axe tonight..
Teddy: When you're asleep, I'll kill you
I like traps but im not gay
can teddy talk first pls im lonely :D >>700589122
k
ok
>>700589122
Teddy's not hiding
He lives under my bed
I feed him grapes
teddy fucking kill me now dude
Fuck that nigga
>>700591688
Teddy:Hi, I am Teddy.
Me: Here we go again...
Teddy: Once you read this you cannot get out.
Me: Get out of what?
Teddy: Finish reading this until it is done!
Me: Until What's done??
Teddy: As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old
Me: You don't have to introduce yourself twice
Teddy: I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead
Me: You Don't Say?
Teddy:If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed
Me: I guess I'll be sleeping with my axe tonight..
Teddy: When you're asleep, I'll kill you
>>700589122
i
want
to
sleep
PlZ Tedy noooo
>>700591852
Me: How can you kill me if you don't even exist?
Teddy:Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters
Me: Here we go again with the fake people who died because of a crappy letter
Teddy: Well, Foolish Patty
Me: No! Smart Patty cause she didn't believe in chain letters
Teddy: She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha Patty, Ha ha!
Me: Getting killed by a TV that started flickering on and off.. Seems legit..
Teddy: You don't want to be like Patty, do you?
Me: No, I want to be veterinarian
Teddy: Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha!
Me: Coma?! Seriously?? George is just on medications..
Teddy: Now, do you want to be like George?
Me: STFU
Teddy: Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life.
>>700589122
Inna need some rent teddy
>>700589122
Pls nu tdy
>>700592049
Me: Really? Bloody Mary isn't a person, It is a drink in England (I think)
Teddy: Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground.
Me: It's just a coincidence..Things happen!!
Teddy: He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children
Me: *promoted and *proposal You're stupid Teddy..
Teddy:Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
Me: Teddy Teddy Teddy.. Just GTFO!
Teddy: Okay..:(
Me: *evil laugh*
dammit teddy
>>700589122
dont want death
lemme suck u off real quick lad
hello fuckers
Pls leave teddy
>>700589122
Stop
>>700589122
fug
Rip
sheeeiiiiitttt
damn
>>700589122
pls teddy kruger dont spoop me
Oh boi that's spooky
>>700589122
Holy fucking nostalgia. Does anyone else remember this chain email?
>>700589122
i love u teddy
>>700589122
Teddy no kill plz
>>700589122
Kek
Pls no
Don't kill me plz
>>700589122
Heck
No plz
>>700589122
OH GOD NO I AM DEAD AND I GONNA TAKE YOUR SOUL WITH ME TO THE FLAMES OF HELL
>>700589122
No teddy
Pls no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
>>700589122
faggot
Posting
>>700589122
Teddy looks like the only thing he be killing is himself with an overdose of crystal meth
>>700589122
SILLY GIRL
fghfghfg
>>700589122
Fuck man
no teddy
Oh shit sorry teddy
fuck you teddy
>>700589122
well fuck
>>700589122
Teddy will suck me off trips get
Cant risk it gotta have sex at least once first
go away
>>700592830
Yup. I never understood it. He says he's 7 years old and has no eyes and blood all over his face, which completely contradicts the picture.
>>700589122
fuq u
ye
fuck off teddy
Well, rules are rules.
Teddy no
ok
Get DA fuck out
Fuck you.
>>700593311
You should have sex with Teddy.
>>700591486
i hope he rips mine too
ok
>>700589122
okkkk
fvck
haha saged kid
Creepy
Cumon
>>700589122
i am posting in this thread
>>700589122
stop
k
K
once more round the thread we go again
>>700589122
What if i dont ever sleep and teddy is a huge cancerous faggot?
>>700589122
no
>>700589122
I'm scared
>>700589122
teddy come squeeze me
>>700589122
OH SHIT
>implying I don't want teddy to kill me
>>700589122
What is this actually from though?
>>700589122
Get fucked loser
>>700593966
That's teddy
Teddy plox
Wat
no
You're cute, teddy.
pls teddy, rape me
k
pls no teddy
fight me boyu
>>700590774
Kek'd, fuck me
>>700594030
No shit, fucktard, where is the picture from though? I've seen it somewhere.
>>700593966
Chainmail as old as time. OP didn't make it up, either. It's literally always been Teddy.
>>700594199
It's teddy and you may have seen it from your house bc that's where he is, can't you read?
>>700589122
ayyyyy
>>700589122
no harm no foul teddy
plz no ted
>>700589122
Teddy is a cuck
>>700594199
You don't understand, it's teddy
How can Teddy murder my ass if he's dead?
>>700589122
>>700589122
Teddy needs an operation
sleep tighter pupper
>>700589122
Fuck off teddy
im dead too
Pls
>>700594470
Teddy is dead.
K
>>700589122
Teddy is a fag
No
>>700589122
why must you do this
no teddy
ok
>>700589122
Feel free to grab a banana mate.
What if I don't want Teddy to leave.
Teddy is a fag, like OP
Teddy pls no kill bby
Teddy riner
Eat my ass, Teddy
ted dont
>>700594867
I mean, nothing about the wording of this leads me to believe he will.
joi
God damn it, fuck you
I don't live in a home. gg
>>700589122
no kll teddy
we dem bbois
just to be safe
teddy plz no
2edge5me
>>700589122
daccord
Teddy take my keyboard
Stop being a dick teddy
>>700589122
fuck you
ripo in sleepo
>>700589122
pls no
No teddy
don't kill me
fuck off cunt
pls i no want die
>>700595176
fuck i hate that guy
>>700589122
Teddy man, looks like you need to lay off the coffee and take a nap
fuck
>>700589122
plz no
Jokes on you, I don't have a home.
ew
ok
>>700589122
will u hurt the crickets in my basement mr teddy
sheit
I already replied before but no
no teddy
>>
>>700589122
not risking it
i have crippling depression and want to kill myself
>>700589122
Ok :D
>>700589122
Why
Nigger
>>700589122
lick me daddy
>>700589122
banan
>>700589122
nope
Teddy I know you ate my fucking graham crackers you cunt
>>700589122
Fuck it
Nigger better get a job if he's gonna be living here
Wuss up
My nigga teddy
jokes on you im homeless and want to die
>>700595920
>>700595919
>>700595911
>>700595860
>>700595844
>>/s4s/4706202
suh dude
ayy
>>700589122
roll
Hi
Pps
>>700589122
scary teddy
>>700589122
Jokes on you, I'm already dead on the inside
Ty
>>700589122
pls no
Please end it
>>700589122
faggot
Pls no i dindu nuffin
>>700596098
>>>700595920 #
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>>>/s4s/4706202
>>700595946
>>700590214
Saved. Good work anon.
>>700589122
asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdas
