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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /b/rethren
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>>700584616
Let's see
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Let's go
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>>700584616
please be 66
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im an atheist
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>>700584616
This cancer again?
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u w u
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lets fucking go mate
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>>700584616
Lemme see that negro magic
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>>700584616
holy shit she is literally me
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thx
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Roll
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>>700585111
>>700584616
Do i get anything for trips
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>>700584616
u dont scare me im vegan
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>>700585145
>>700585145
>>700585145
>>700585145
>>700585145
>>700585145
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>>700584616
Bruh
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Fuck you! I am the real GOD of gods, your bullshit cosplay has no effect on me.
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>>700585277
look you win
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fuck it
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>>700585245
no you faggot
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>>700585361
reroll i guess
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>>700585440
only one more time
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let's try this
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>>700584616
Oh shit pls kill me
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>>700585642
again
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Well, i like playing
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once again
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>>700584616
777 get
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there
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Rollre
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>>700584616
lol this is new
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>>700584616
Power unending!
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Let's go
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i ain't scared
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>>700585821
was
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rolly poly
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>>700585981
a
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>>700586049
man
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K
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>>700584616
Rolling for wealth
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>>700584616
what i read is that ur are 13 practicing black magic
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wealth pls
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>>700586092
named
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Hmu with a 66
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>>700586353
Toren
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>>700586407
Family said 66
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>>700584616

Rolling
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>>700586478
Nah family not 77 I said 66 ya cunt don't test it
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give me 666, for the true satan power
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dsf
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>>700584616
Bless me with the wealth of the gods, op.
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>>700586669
soo close
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>>700586669
cya fag
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Last attempt or I'm An heroing anyway
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>>700584616
Check my 77 m8
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>>700586666
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Gooooo
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>>700586700
is dubz good enough
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Ah, another wizard. But can you summon this post to be a 77?
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now?
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?nu
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say, why am i doing this
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What did I win
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need, to get 77 or 66
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checkem
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Fuck me up fam
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rollin
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Bang Bang
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Toren loved to take long adventures around his local woods area
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i win?
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roll in
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Roll
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Who do the voodoo
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66
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>>700587566
Gg man
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he always walked around with a little bag in his right hand and a stick in the left that he had found when he was a small boy
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>>700587566
winrar
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winner
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2 ez cunts
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>>700587566
Wish you could record it
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why not
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black magic is for tryhards.
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why he did it? i have no idea, to each his own right? he liked climbing trees and skipping from one to another.
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Oh
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I'm ready!
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Roll
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fuckin rip
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if dubs besides the death one, i will meet the woman of my dreams
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roll
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Rollin
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>>700588021
off by one reroll
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Rollerino
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Suck my wangy thang
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>>700588069
again off by one
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sometimes he would fall, but he would just get back up again if that happened
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>>700584616
wish me luck friends.

it's gonna be a 66
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You're a faggot
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That being said, I could use some 77 lucky black magic
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>>700588118
off by 7
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>>700584616
I'm going for this. I've got nothing to lose.
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2nd roll
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roll
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>>700588162
so close. I'll try again.
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Rollin
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one day he was climbing and he decided to climb the biggest tree
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Let me die or let me get wealthy i dont even care anymore
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Rolling until I get either 66 or 77.
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>no downside to rolling
Rolling
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the roll takes its toll
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77
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Ok
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I hope for 66
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Fuck it ill roll
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>>700588275
>75

wow. First a 62 and now a 75. Today really isn't my day, is it?
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Roll
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f
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Lucky
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ROLL
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>>700588466
>>700588477
nice
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>>700588466
Nice
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>>700584616
abracafuckyou anon
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Pls
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rollin
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>>700584616
only i control my life , u demon
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>>700588466
Good luck
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Lucky Luciano
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God is on my side
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rollzzz
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rollzzzzz
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Eh like I have anything to live for...
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>>700588477
fuck yeah. I bet this post gloating about my good fortune will get me a 66 now ;)
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Chicken dinner
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rozozzz
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>>700588779
Damn well I guess I'm better off an hero
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I just want everything to feel better again. I want my problems to be dumb and I want to see the bright side one more time. I don't want money. I want to wake up and feel a wealth of positive feelings, and wake up similar to that everyday. I just want to stop feeling like I've made too many negative life changing mistakes, I really just want to go back.
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Roll
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rolllz
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Roll
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>>700584616
I'm a wizard. Try me faggot
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Please remove a curse from me
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Rollion
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77
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Going to hell either way
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I've rolled so much already but still haven't got anything. I'm so unlucky
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It's a win-win
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I'll play anon
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>>700589046
Just keep trying anon you'll get something soon enough
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77 get
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>>700584616
Money money money money
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Ok
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Let's go
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I'm a satanist. This thread is bullshit. Satan says so
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Oh boy
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One more try
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Reroll
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>>700589133
Thanks /b/ro
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>>700589234
Satan says check em'
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>>700588466
lucky bitch
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>>700584616
All the magic in the world can't make Suicide Squad a good movie OP.
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Eolll
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Rolling for desu
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>>700589375
Huh two off again? It must be my lucky day
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What the hell
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>>700589481
Now I'm three off, thanks Satan
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Yee
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Rolling for 66
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>>700584616
Fuck it, why not? I plan on playing the lotto soon
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Yolo
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>>700589575
Two of for the third time,
Fuck you Satan
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Even though "practicing" is spelled wrong I'm sorely tempted to continue rolling until I get my wealth
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Yolo again
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Shark or shak
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Bullshit
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>>700589661
Come on one more try...
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Make me rich
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>>700589714
S
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66 get
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>>700584616

I'm in OP.
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>>700589665
That's close enough to make me nervous but I ain't no bitch I'll get my wealth
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Taking a chance
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Reroll
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get
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>>700584616
>EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

C'mon boxcars! I'm tired of sitting here. Give 'em to me!
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>>700584616
sure
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>>700589764
Aww come on if you're gonna kill me then do it.
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roll
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win-win
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>>700589878
So close!
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Rollin rollin rollin
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>>700584616
Fight me spooky nigger
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fag
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>>700584616
Shootin' for 66
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Did I do it 77
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doubles get
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>>700589957
Now I'm just completely off
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reroll.
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>>700589878
Dddd
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done
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Roll
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Roll
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Roll
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>>700590075
I swear to god if I get another 75 again I'll just gonna kill myself
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>>700584616
Me faggot
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lolk
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I hope for 77
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bet fam
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Ithisiisiforiuri
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it's a win/win
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>>700584616
Stale pasta u nigger lover
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>>700590270
7
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K
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77 here I come
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>>700584616
On top of this being the 15th time I reroll, I'm risking my life for a 77. Help a /b/ro out with some black magic money
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>>700584616
Is this like Dr Pepper? 'What's the worst that could happen' oh some fag uses super powers unknown to any living human like a sort of circle jerk x-men. Tonight the facial is yours I best have quads like 6677 just to fuck you off.
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Rollerino
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>>700590397
I lost track anon!
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>>700590397
Shuuuuuuuuk
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77
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Reroll
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I am a Jew and I don't care, look at me with my silken hair, I take your money, I am your bane, tell me about that loan again...

Look at me with my Jewish spunk, hear my money as it goes kerplunk, please remember this simple rule, if I get dubs I'll still keep my coo ooooool...

I am a Jew and I don't care, I renounce yooouu, mein Fuhrerrrr~~~

I... Take your money... I am your bane...

Bahhh, who needs good luck when I can make it raaiiiiiiinnn??!!!!
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>>700584616
keep rollin rollin rollin rollin c'mon
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>>700584616
I just want a bagel tomorrow morning. Rolling for bagel.
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>>700590495
nigger kys
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>>700590578
Shit dude I feel really bad for you
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c'moooon
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>>700584616
gg
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Nigger why?
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Never gonna give this up until I get a 77 or 66. Preferably 77
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>>700590622
I am not a male of African descent...
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>>700584616
roll
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LEGGO
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>>700590680
thx mate, me too ;-;
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roll
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>>700590922
I will take my dubskies as a sign of luck and roll again
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>>700591000
AND TRIPS?! CONTINUING TO ROLL FOR LUCK
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Yolo
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roll
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>>700591133
dubs again. Whoa
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>>700584616
Bring it wizard
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Let's hope I die
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>>700584616
I know this is fake but in case..
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>>700591253
See I ain't afraid of you.
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Let's get rich Harry Potter
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>>700591346
Well actually I'm just willing to risk death for money.
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>>700591472
And I came close that time, fuck.
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Enchantress
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>>700584616
ples
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rolllll
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notice me seventysevenpai
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Whatever man. I dont want to die. But I'll take the risk.
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op = faggot
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>>700591778
SON OF A FUCJ
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>>700584616
Rolling for serious.
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>>700584616
Could have just said roll and /b/ would play
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>>700591876
I'm actually screaming right now
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RIP
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roll
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$$$$
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Roll BM
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>>700584616
Can the great wealth be Juliette because she's all I need in my life and I need her?
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Rollin for 66
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Let's try again
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Roll
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Rollin for that 66
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im ready. Gimmie teh munies
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66 here i come.
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gimme that dank shit boi
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>77
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>>700584616
I wanna die.
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>>700584616
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Rolling
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HELLO OP
CONSIDER YOURSELF 66'd
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rolling just incase.
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>>700584616
Well, I win either way, so why not?
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