Post your depressing, lonely, single guy meals.
ew wtf no wonder ur fat AF
>>700555160
Grilled, marinated frog legs. Learn how to cook.
>>700555160
What the actual fuck is this
>>700556566
Looks like a chicken breast, mashed potatoes, and instant stuffing all covered in gravy.
>>700556566
Looks like that shitty turkey plus taters and stuffing all coated in gravy
I actually like those shitty turkey medallions you get in frozen meals
>>700556427
That looks like someone had a miscarriage in the garden.
>>700556628
Add some condiment to that dog, dawg.
>>700555160
How about girlfriends who think they are good cooks, but their food looks pig disgusting.
>>700556833
It's a brat
DELET THIS
>>700555160
>>700555160
grilled duck breast and vegetables
>>700555160
throw a potion of carrots and broccoli in with that and it would look far more appetizing.
>>700556881
My sister does shit like this sometimes. Not nearly that bad, but some crazy recipe she heard and I'm just happy with shake n bake pork chops
>>700557065
what the hell man
>>700557065
>>700557124
sounds awesome to me mate
>>700557065
>>700556427
>radishes
Other than that, it looks good.
This isn't my pic, but it's probably the worst thing I've been eating since moving out of my mom's house. This is something I only have to eat maybe 2 or 3 days a month because it's a 30 cent meal.
Would a turkey and gouda sandwich with Cheetos be considered a depressing single guy meal?
>>700557124
Them veg look like someone already ate them
>>700556986
Much better anon, 13.37/10 would eat
>>700556628
Fucking pathetic
>>700557275
I'm down with that. Just needs some buns
>>700557065
imagine the smell....
>>700555160
That actually looks pretty good.
>>700556817
I like to refer to them as baby arms to people that aren't familiar with them.
>>700557430
anything involving cheetos is depressing.
cooking is easy as fuck. you losers need to man up
>mfw i cant post in these threads because my wife is a good cook and there is always something cooking for dinner when i get home from work
>>700557835
looks good af
>>700557651
philly phag detected
>>700557677
Do you eat with ur toothbrush
>>700557481
The actual fuck.
>>700557566
that's one nice mix you did Chef
>>700557430
Try separating the yolk from the whites and toss two in. Better flavor, texture and you can save the whites for an omelette or something.
>>700557677
>my sides
the whole can obviously.
>>700557908
Lol, said the faggot posting a picture of what looks like a bowl of puke
>>700557986
Yes the actual one
>>700556784
>taters
>>700557063
Ruined lobster w fucking baked beans. The fuck is wrong with ppl
>>700556986
>filtered
>>700557985
I like to keep a toothbrush handy. I don't like to brush my teeth on the bathroom and it's not like there's anyone else here
ITT CRINGE THREAD
>>700557124
Thats pan fried Duck, ergo you didn't make this
>>700557677
>tendies and mountain jew
Shrimp and rice.
>>700558357
you piece of shit
>>700557926
fuck off this site you asshole bastard.
>>700558354
Nice catch.
>>700558311
What if there is? Just that you can't see em doesn't mean they can't see you.
>>700558354
jeah it was grilled in my steel pan so what?
>>700557566
Now time for a pic of the bachelor fridge
>>700555160
>>700558483
That looks fucking delicious
>>700558611
You don't grill things in a pan you fucking retard.
>>700557481
Fucking aspic... The bane of the seventies. K, one of the banes of the seventies
>>700558357
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE TOMATO OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT SHIT IS FUCK YOU ANON YOU SAVAGE CAVEMEN
>>700558678
At least you have an ice maker. I'm stuck here with the little trays
>>700558749
t. autist
>>700558012
Will try it next time (I really hope there's never another time).
Also, pic (not mine) is what I ate for dinner about an hour ago. I like to bake them on a sheet of aluminum foil, then just carry it over to my desk when it's done. No dishes to wash. I know very well how to cook properly, but laziness always wins if I'm only cooking for myself.
>>700557481
ok...what the fuck
>>700558133
>bowl of pleasure
>>700558749
stop whining
>>700555160
Last Tuesday's dinner
>>700558819
how new are you?
Guise, if yall cant feed yourselves properly when there's abundant affordable food how fucked are you in an apocalypse?
>>700558357
What the fuck man. Ketchup on fucking bananas? Are you a nigger?
>>700555160
Currently preparing this, but without the egg or any meat. Hardly 'depressing' if you know its history and significance.
>>700558961
Kek, forgot pic
irish red home brew. :)
Breakfast & dessert, Yummy
>>700558626
Craig, go to McDonald's...
>>700558357
i want to die now
and fuck, I had to see this thread before, just ate and it was S H I T
>>700558580
I stopped having shame a long time ago.
Seasoned Chicken with Cilantro rice.
>>700559098
Nice set of plates bitch, your mum order them on QVC?
>>700559064
r/eddit
>>700558866
I know well the bane of laziness what I tend to do is freeze soups, stews, etc. in portion sizes and just toss them in a pot when I want them.
Another trick is to make a stuffing, (bread crumbs, cream cheese, herbs, sauted onion and garlic) and freeze that in chunks. Then all I have to do is defrost it a bit, shove it inside some meat and put it in the oven.
>>700559239
Are those the bird's organs, wtf?
>>700557124
my mom cooks this for me sometimes
>>700559178
??????wat
>>700559291
no.
>>700555160
I eat oatmeal with raisins pretty much every day for dinner. For lunch I eat 2 bologna sandwiches, on workdays anyway. A couple times a week I'll splurge on a chicken/rice meal or enchiladas. I'm cutting weight though that's why.
British Pizza?
>>700559377
let's see your mom's panty drawer
looks sad. but its tasty.
>>700559278
Kek, don't care about the plates when the food is good
>>700559465
THAT...is fuckin' nasty
>>700559465
What a travesty, you people should be ashamed.
>>700559098
muh stomach
>>700559178
kek
>>700558866
Cornish game hens are also a great bet. If you can roast a bird you know the prep time and effort involved is minimal.
eat shit and die, faggots
>>700559501
actually it's pretty good
doesn't even look that nasty
>>700558012
Yep, throw in some spices an herbs too. And maybe a couple peppers.
>>700558626
>Snake cakes in the refrigerator
>>700558483
10/10 would eat
>>700559716
that sure does look like shit...enjoy. :)
>>700555160
American Gravy... always so pale and looks flavourless.
Use the fucking bones to infuse flavour you fucking Amerifat McDonald eating scooter riding obese rolly pollies.
>>700559501
I would devour this gladly
>>700559501
Work on your plating
Looks like shit all throw together like that.
>>700555160
How about you learn basic cooking skills? Has nothing to do with single, but no wonder no women want to eat this crap
>>700556881
Macaroni is noodles?
What the fuck America.
>>700558483
Fuck you. That's all you and your stupid meal deserve.
>>700558405
>tendies
do your eyes not work?
>>700559879
the just add water stuff is gross, but it's incredibly easy to make real gravy from pan drippings, which is delicious
>>700556427
Eat with turkey and you are no gay frogeater
>>700559879
That gravy probably isn't homemade to begin with. Though you don't use bones to make gravy, you use the bones to make a stock. If that stock has a good color, the gravy has a good color. The brown color also doesn't come from the bones themselves really, it comes from the bones being roasted. So get some good color on the bones before tossing them in a pot.
Pizza-interpretation
>>700557481
Is that encased in ice instead of gelatin?
When people try to make tureens.
self-made Pyongyang-style mul-naengmyeon. idiot roommates turned off the ice-maker in the freezer.
>>700559064
Korean cold noodles are tasty as fuck.
You're leaving out the best bits though.
>>700559716
Looks pretty good to me! I'd try it!
>>700557908
This pleases me
>>700556628
Do you even cook? Some crunchy onions, mayonaise and ketchup and the right sausage and it would be delicious (and of course no noodles)
>>700560207
I'm out of turkey. I only buy them once a year. The day after thanksgiving you can get them for 40 to 50 cents a pound. I always pick up 4 or 5. Butcher two or three, make stock with the bones and then pull out the whole turkeys for large dinners over the course of winter and spring.
>>700560409
I know. I made it as best I could though>>700560382
Small fridge shared with 3 other guys, and I'm on a meatless diet.
>>700559421
>cutting weight
>eating utter shite
Lol, 'kay.
>>700556427
doesn't look that bad/10
captcha: select all the food
>>700560382
is that how the cold noodles are served? With ice?
>>700559465
i would eat that, not even gonna lie
>>700559064
That looks like a nice Dashi son
>>700560537
>The day after thanksgiving you can get them for 40 to 50 cents a pound.
that's fucking intelligent, totally gonna do that
>>700559716
Looks like you're already eating shit to me, faggot.
>>700560577
oatmeal is low on calories and fills you up.
>>700556628
would eat and hang with/9
all these retarded newfags taking OP's bait
that's a picture from a restaurant you blithering idiots
>>700559239
youve GOT to be some 3rd world ethnicity to think that shit qualifies as chicken.
I am currently eating dill pickles, chunks of cheese and saltine crackers on a paper plate with water. Come at me.
>>700560608
Yes. Sometimes iced water.
>>700560632
I--it's Korean Naengmyeon!
>>700555160
five months ago, I made spaghetti .. i ate spaghetti everyday for 2 months +. Then I started buying frozen pizzas. I ate those everyday for 2 months. Now this month, I am eating a mix of frozen pizza, hotdogs/hamburgers.
Worst meal was moldy bread and ketchup. I need help, there is no way I should be allowed to live by myself. Seriously. I am not well these past 5 years.
>>700560635
Will also work with ham after Easter and corned beef after St. Patty's day.
>>700560800
kill yourself you lowtest white race traitor i want you dead
>>700560724
Still looks ugly.
>>700560031
It's hard to afford fancy food when you're on neetbucks. After I've bought my monthly vidya and collectibles I get loads of tendies for my mom to make
>>700556628
We have a winner.. ding ding ding
>>700559465
Some fucking Far Right benefit scrounger's concoction. And English all day breakfast on a Pizza base.
This is why I enjoy being Scottish as we are not as fucking stupid as the English, and we may finally leave the UK soon.
>>700560816
fuck ham tho
>>700560869
I'm not white. You're missing out if you feel that way though.
>>700559784
Do you even into Little Debbies? Almost all of them are better cold or frozen.
>>700560509
I grew up on plain cheeseburgers and nuggets from McD's. Not big on condiments.
>>700560921
I used to hate ham until I started cooking it and learned it didn't have to be a dry mess. Do it right and it'll be juicy and tender.
>>700559064
>me eating alone forever isn't depressing
>its significantly depressing
found your pic btw
>>700560884
>we are not as fucking stupid as the English
>we may finally leave the UK soon
Lol, you're pretty fucking stupid if you think Scotland could survive outside of the UK.
>>700559309
I do that sometimes, it works very well with Mexican food.
>>700558626
From top, left to right:
Sour cream, an ice cream container full of Mexican-style beef that my mom made and gave me earlier, shredded cheese, smoked turkey, and smoked gouda.
Middle: Pizza rolls I couldn't finish.
Condiments in the door:
Marmite, a peanut butter jar full of sauerkraut, tartar sauce, spicy mustard, ketchup, and fake maple syrup.
Won't bother listing the drinks. Oh, and the light doesn't work. Yes, I've tried different bulbs, I'm not a fucktard.
>>700560308
seriously, /b/ro? my dog has hacked up stuff that looks more appetizing than that. :)
>>700560232
Never used bones to make a gravy?
Fry in a pan with bones and onions, add a bit of water, then reduce, add thickening agents and herbs. Gravy. Obviously strain it after cooking to remove bones etc.
You anons can eat with me anytime.
>>700561111
I don't hate it, I just don't want to eat it more than about twice a year. I'm big into porkchops and tenderloin though.
also nice quads
>>700561098
>he needs a stock photo
>>700555160
Do you even activated almonds tbh fam?
>>700561114
>eating with other people
>having to make small-talk while TRYING to give my body its needed sustenance
>mind-numbing conversation
>having to wait for them to finish
Eh, no thanks. I'd be actually depressed around others. I've always enjoyed eating alone.
>>700561111
checked
>>700561279
Woah...
>>700561351
4edgy8me
R8 me
>>700561175
If I'm cooking a bird I'll drop the neck in the gravy but if you're making proper stocks it's never used. Congrats though, you've managed to completely circumnavigate the correct process of making gravy in a way that actually yields gravy.
It's more work then you should have to do but it sounds like it works.
>>700561351
I don't think I could've asked for a better reply. Thanks anon.
>>700561607
Lel it's almost as dirty as my coffee table with all the ash and stuff
>>700561579
tiny child like hands?
>>700560800
Dashi is a soup base... was just commenting on how it looks nice.
I know your dish is Korean but dashi is dashi even if it was invented in Japan.
I love making normal Dashi for any fish dishes or noodle dishes I make.
Gently boil a few leaves of Kombu (seaweed) for about 10 minutes, when done remove off the heat and remove the kombu, and add salmon/bonito flakes for 1 minute, then strain.
What is left is amazing, you can add any other ingredients to the dashi base... some fish stock, or radishes etc
With the base you can experiment. And the ingredients are cheap as hell.
>>700560031
Lol you're right, all women are beautiful and only consume foods that look as good as them because only their feelings matter, right? Wtf are you on about
>>700559064
>tips fedora
>>700561849
But of course. Never could understand people who actually enjoy eating around others.
>>700561886
Ah yes...yes of course. But, I stick to Korean food for a number of reasons (mainly because of the Korean-owned grocery stores around here, which I frequent). Plus, I'm sure my roommates won't touch the kimchi after they get a good whiff of it.
>>700561996
*tip received*
>>700560308
Is this you?
I feel so bad looking at this shit if I throw up I'll deliver
Not depressed, lonely or single maybe it's because I don't eat crap - salad, grilled chicken, fried mushrooms and bacon takes like 15 min to do so get a grip and eat some better food you fag
>>700561144
You must be fucking pretty stupid if you think we can't.
Look up or talk to oil rig workers at the last referendum we had, and find out that they were told to keep quiet about the new fields found in the North Sea. They didn't want it getting out.
But we have natural gas, fresh water, plenty of electrical reserves, high tourism area, good export of Whisky. And that is to name a few things.
Also we don't have fuck wits running up and down annoying any Muslim or Pole because they are ignorant.
We have a few, but only a few, the rest of us are happy to be among other nationalities and hence why businesses have been coming to Scotland to employ people.
Cry salty tears when we leave English Neo-Nazi.
your mom hehe xd
>>700562281
faggot: the meal
lol enjoy your shit life you low test cuck
>>700558405
theyre pizza rolls u fckin idiot
>>700562281
My main problem is the 45min worth of cleaning that is required after I try and get creative in the kitchen. I get off work, sit down on the couch for an hour, feed the doges, and then make a pizza or some easy shit before I pass out with half of it left on the counter.
>>700562281
Take away the bacon bits and I'd eat that shit up.
>>700562281
>not single
your girlfriend will ruin your life you beta faggot i'll kill you i guarantee you are a white race traitor
>>700562171
Kimchi is not a favourite for many lol
I only like it with boiled eggs, and on some curries if the curry is mild.
>>700562539
>>700561955
is...is that a giant tomato and mayo or watermelon and mayo...?
>>700555160
Looks like flavorless unseasoned turkey, mashed potatoes, with no garlic or butter, and box stuffing all covered in a disgusting gelatin based brown flavorless gravy. Your parents must be proud.
>>700562296
rofl, think a nerve has been touched there
calm down buddy
>>700561607
Seek care.
Hot Dogs & Steamed Buns
>>700562738
Looks like a nice tomato to me.
depressed food
>>700562916
That's fucking genius.
>>700562281
looks like a fucking kids meal you enormous cuck, this thread is for men
>>700562859
says the faggot who got originally upset
>>700556427
Frog legs are legit although yours look like shit.
>>700562541
I just know my roommates would steal an egg or two. That's why I ONLY fill my section of the fridge with Asian food that actually takes time to prepare. Won't steal it if they can't read it.
Pan fried salmon in citrus and dill on a torts roll with avocado and spicy mayo.
How fucking hard is it to make something delicious? Jesus fucking Christ, have some self respect.
>>700563148
I will say, Koreans have some weird pizza toppings lol
>>700555160
i'd eat the shit out of that
ITT: tryhard faggots
>>700557677
Those fruit snacks though is the shit!
>>700563136
Kek you bastard
>>700557481
oh shit ! English meal ??
>>700563227
Fuckin hell son you cremated the salmon, it is only meant to be sealed on both sides gently. Then add a bit of lemon to it.
>>700563295
A person hasn't lived until they've had pizza with
>corn
>mashed potatos
>spaghetti
>corn chips
as toppings.
>>700563394
Shit.... is that actually on the Burger King menu? It looks delicious.
>>700563394
>Burger King Wings?!?!
With my single life status, I went out last night at like 9pm slightly hungry. I had no idea what to eat so I started driving towards a plaza with a McD's, BK, and Wendy's. Ended up going to the grocery store and buying frozen pizzas and shit to make quesadillas.
>>700562281
So where's the rest of it?
>>700562541
Kimchi on a burger is fucking delicious!
>>700558639
alors poto, on utilise google image ??
>>700562738
Most people say it looks like a tomato, but it was posted in a disgusting food thread and I think it looks more like watermelon.
Sunday nite, eating right.
>>700563525
When you get hit with Surf and Turf pizza with a Dessert filled crust, then you know you have taken it too far.
>>700558215
>niggers
>people
>>700563848
Those cookies are fuckin bomb tho
>>700563855
>explore strange new pizzas
>>700558483
Gourmet af
>>700560593
Turkish ??
>>700555733
His meal is God tier. Go be a faggot somewhere else
>>700564061
spagett prawns
>>700558626
Some of the things that you seem to feel the need to keep in the fridge tells me you have roaches. No judge we've all been there but try to take care of that.
>>700557275
>pan seared
What are you going to pick?
>>700564061
That Squid still has it's skin on... wtf
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEoASUMZbI
>>700563065
couldn't agree more
>>700564193
Lazy fucking microwave god tier.
Looks like 2 turkey Hungry-Man dinners put together.
>>700564296
Put some Little Debbies in the freezer and get back at me.
Any of the chocolate Pop Tarts are GOAT frozen as well.
And suprisingly I don't have roaches. I think the geckos that get in keep them at bay.
>>700564453
kek wdf
muh freezer
>>700562281
Rib meat filled -formed boneless skinless frozen breast with grease all over it and he thinks hes Chef Ramsey...fucking loser; buy a real chicken breast.
>>700560382
NOODLES OVERCOOKED.
>>700564626
You must have more beef in your colon than John Wayne.
>>700564797
im clearly a fucking vegetarian. pheyggit
>>700564296
>tfw no roaches scatter when I open the pantry
>>700564763
No, they were fine. There weren't the standard darker buckwheat ones. Really hate that the roommates turned off the ice-maker though; it was kind of warm.
Keep it simple
>>700564984
Why don't you finish one box of Ritz before opening the next?
>>700565248
mmmmm pizza sandwiches my favorite.
>>700565089
My nigga. They're not too bad if you doctor them up a little bit. I always add spices and extra veggies.
>>700565089
This just makes me sad.
I use easy meals too. They aren't fun, happy, oh this is good-type meals. It's more of an "I am so broken, that this is what I can bare making" before going back to bed. Ugh. Sad pic anon, sad pic.
>>700563763
ouais c'est pas top je sais mais ça n'est pas totalement faux, car je l'ai minutieusement choisie : c'est la photo la plus ressemblante que j'ai trouvée qui ressemble à ma tartiflette...
de tout façon je suis déprimé j'ai aucune envie de prendre de photo.
salut.
>>700565042
Your mom is a good cook I take it?
Not a single guy meal. What do you do with the other 90% of the lemon?
Daily reminder that chef is a job for poor, stupid people.
>>700565387
thanks for that ahmed
>>700565322
Because every time I'm at the store and buy little cheese slices, I can never remember if I have crackers at home and a box is like $2.
Yeah. Not gonna be fucked to go to the store after sleeping 16 hours. It's my day off.
>>700565477
hey moshe, my name is not ahmed
gtfo
>>700558133
It actually looks pretty good, fam. Love me some prawn curry.
>>700565734
does it come with micros too?
>>700558357
This bothers me.
>>700561607
Your camera is a potato so I guess you can eat that too!
>>700558215
thats exactly what i was thinking, people should be fucking killed if they do that to lobster
>>700557835
Dunno why but that central potato cake reminds me of Will Ferrell
>>700565089
Mah boy. I can't cook for shit, so that old lady Michelina is my personal chef.
1) 3min in the microwave
2) open it and stir ir
3) another minute in the microwave
4) let cool
5) eat
6) cry yourself to sleep
>>700559465
Would eat if there were no fart beans or mushed rooms.
>>700563227
Not gonna lie, you just made me want to try this.
>>700561279
I feel dirty now...
learn how to fucking cook you lazy fuck
>>700563791
What's that on the bottom right?
>>700566551
Dressing
>>700566503
goddamn dude. that looks heart attack inducingly delicious.
>>700560382
What noodles are you using for the naengmyeon? those dont look like buckwheat....
>>700557926
I've got the same thing going man, I feel for ya.
>>700566806
when you grill potatoes on a frying pan and make burgers with it SO FUCKING AWESOME
noticed the bacon?
>>700559098
You call this depressing? My stomach beckons for food just looking at this.
>>700566809
Regular wheat.
>>700559501
looks liek your mom cooked it
>>700566785
Meant left sorry
>>700565089
>Authentico
Why god why...
>>700565262
looks good man
>>700563136
>If you try very hard, you can read "Kill me" written with the condiments
>>700566976
If my mom had made this it would look even sadder.
>>700556628
Oh my gawd I had the same exact goddamn dinner
>>700567590
Single man's Sunday dinner. When you actually have the energy to fire up the grill.
How I wish I had a real dinner right now but this is cheaper than buying everything to make too much food for one person.
>>700566953
i usually like the toughness of the buckwheat when eating naengmyeon. I eat korean food frequently but i would eat it more if i didnt have to drive 30m to a korean town place.My next dish to try is gamjatang.
>>700566937
i did indeed. where abouts do you live. i will travel a moderate distance and pay you to make me a plate of that shit.
>>700566333
Many people are scared to cook.
Go and get a book on cooking, the basics, how to roast meat, how to fry this and that.
Once you have the basics, the rest is easy and all about experimenting.
After all that is how all the wonderful dishes in the world happened, by experimenting and knowing the basics.
>>700567958
i had that shit the other night cause it was too late to drive anywhere and i was tired as shit. theres is nothing i hate more than microwaved mashed potatoes.
