Cringe/beta/autism thread? Let's try and get so.e OC.
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Cringe/beta/autism thread? Let's try and get so.e OC.
I'll give it a shot
>>700532321
Sounds pretty alpha tbqh
>>700532401
I'm into vore big time but not really this kind and I'm taking that shit to the fucking grave with me. Nobody IRL needs to see my folder. Cringed so bad it hurt.
>>700533066
Is that a real grill or another furry
Fresh Cringe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtSI7VnY234
>>700534190
This kid literally needs 3 months to clean himself up and get laid. But he prefers to be autist.
>>700534411
It...it's actually a female
>>700532697
hes clearly trolling
>>700532321
fuckin badass m8
>>700534665
that thing is a grill. Could still probably get laid by fratboys and furries.
Spoiler alert. They're all men.
>>700532690
Nah its just classic beta impotent rage
>>700535647
Judging by how the other pictures there look, it was actually pretty potent.
>>700535634
i'd fuck the red one
>>700535960
me too anon, me too
>>700535634
I have no idea what the fuck these retards are, but "men" seems like giving them way too much credit.
>>700536148
we could make it a 4-some. I`m game too
>>700532834
fuck is that oc?
>>700532321
learn what cringe is, newfriend
>>700532944
>wants to get laid some day
>is a brony and furry
>doesn't realize either of those is a nonstarter for 99.99999% of women
How are people this fucking clueless
>>700532321
>>700534013
Is the cringe that people are spending time making these to be intentionally cringey?
>>700534665
FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxwmdyWyHkw
>>700538739
Omg kek!
>>700538569
No, I'm pretty sure this was made by a future school shooter.
>>700539647
hey if it makes him happy, i`m all for it. pretty alpha tbh
>>700532321
Headline should end with "for ten years"
>>700535634
>>700539953
>feeling a lil sick
>brings him salmonella water
good job
>>700536616
Why is the guy on the right like 55 years old
>>700532211
Is that Moot?
>>700532483
You got me, shit.
>>700535634
Is that James May on the left?
>>700535080
That's never getting laid. No fucking way.
>>700540544
James had better hair lol
>>700532401
What is an anal vore?
>>700532834
Underrated post. This is EXACTLY what the OP asked for, it's perfect.
>>700540915
I think it's getting off to being trapped in an anus.
Know this nigga in real life. I swear he is 5'7"
>>700537385
How to instantly spot a tard: short curly hair, shitty wire glasses
>>700540915
Vore is a fetish of being eaten (or more accurately swallowed alive and whole), anal vore is that but in the ass.
>>700532211
the worst part about that is that he doesn't realize it's actually frankenstein's monster
>>700532211
That's like any teenagers social media though.
You fags think anything is cringe.
>>700532613
This is good
>>700541103
>15
>no visible signs of puberty
>looks like that
Your friend is um.....using needles.
>>700539945
im whit anon
>>700536458
the cookie is touching the ketchup
>>700533716
it's probably him on a fake account
>>700541394
>Not my friend at all
>He just goes to my school
>He is actually not that big for a midget
>With his height he should've been bigger
>He only drinks creatine
>>700541590
> thx
my sides
>>700541521
oh god....
>>700541625
Why are you friends with a midget. Also why does your friend only drink creatine that sounds unhealthy. Lastly, why are you even friends with him he looks like a jabroni
>>700533175
Never fails
>>700535086
Lost.
>>700538848
This could honestly be win depending entirely on his next reply.
>>700534120
I'd read the comic and buy the figures.
>>700540445
That's actually quite impressive
>>700541812
>friends with a retarded midget
Clearly indicated I'm not. I meant he drinks creatine and nothing more unnatural
>>700539945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCVRrybYWNE
>>700540445
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!??
>>700532401
ongelofelijk
>>700540008
But that wouldn't make for a good clickbait title now would it. Had the genders been switched this would've definetly been pointed out.
>>700535960
>>700536148
>>700536354
Let me get a turn guys!!
>>700540164
>>700542019
A sunset of the white race. I hope all LGBTQ burn in hell.
>love wins
Here's a new one
>>700538848
alpha
>>700532401
has to be fake, no way someone would be that autistic. NO WAY IN HELL.
>>700542183
Is the girl a troll or did 2 tards just realise they're into each other
>>700532321
I relate
Can you believe he's never had a girlfriend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_9wjIXTcGc
>>700540212
It's her dad. No joke.
>>700541426
Ahhh...
>>700538096
>you are shit
>become dog shit
Terrible alucard cos play
>>700541707
the TopHatfields and McFurrys
>>700541103
>>700541394
thanks for the contribution fellas
>>700542460
>Can you believe
Yes. Yes I can.
>>700532321
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>>700542716
whos the grill on right
>>700543238
probably the furrys sister
>>700538182
Autism works in mysterious ways
>>700542716
Jesus Christ! I've never seen that one before, only the other pic with the caption. The bearded dad must be taking the pic. Look at the sister, trying to put on a brave face, trying to hold it together. But, she still has her coat on. I'm guessing she doesn't live there. Just stopped by for a quick second, but is dying to leave. Look at her eyes. She's 5 seconds away from crying. I'm sure she feels guilty for not being there to stop her brother's faggotry, but what can she do? She knows he's too far gone. And the mom, her face. She's not having any of it. She's done with all her son's shit.
>>700534120
Straight up gangsta yo
>>700543238
I don't know but she has the saddest eyes I've ever seen.
>>700543254
>>700543535
>>700543401
I want to kiss her and tell her I love her
This whole page
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Greg_Mazujian
>>700535953
quite right
>>700533280
>those arms
>meme sword
>>700540445
KILL IT NOW
>>700536616
These people are a part of our fucking society holy shit
>>700542460
anyone who combs the sides forward like that triggers me to no end
>>700532211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCWTF_C3TBE
>>700533280
the scary thing is is that this guy actually believes that his sword gives him mystical powers. he thinks he will be the one to save the world. i just cant comprehend his logic on why he would think hes the "chosen one"
>>700542938
alpha male
>>700542018
Yeah but why are you friends with him
>>700543598
>>700534190
What the fuck is this?!
>>700541911
no its not
>>700542344
That's how awkward 13 year olds flirt
>>700544128
wait why is her head so much bigger than his wtf
>>700542055
godverdomme
>>700535647
>impotent
I dont think you know what that word means.
>>700535172
How do people even become this delusional?
>>700544343
she's closer to the camera lol
>>700544250
>>700544250
kek
>>700543501
>Fap
Wut
>>700539647
>A Canadian man
>Canadian
>>700544128
her mouth is so tiny
Does anyone know of the vid where the kid actually scream the "leave normies" and "reeees"?
I tried finding it but I couldn't.
It's pretty funny tho.
>>700544616
finally a mouth for ur penis
>>700544128
Demons are among us
>>700544686
got me there
>>700542938
>We can watch Hercules, even though him and other gods aren't real
Wooh baby I can feel the neck beard and fedorah
>>700544128
she needs to floss
>>700544555
waste of trips
>>700534665
So you're saying I have a chance
>>700544393
Recycling baby poop is just one of the thousands of tricks you can learn from the book "Mom's tricks"
>>700544812
>>700544267
Some girl with all these health issues and blogs all the time. I used to have the link, she posts all kinds of pictures of herself.
>>700539945
It's many things but alpha it is not.
>>700544132
Because it's like in those RPG games he wasted his life playing.
>>700544730
alpha
>>700544821
U jelly foo? Chillax, stop being so fap and trying to dis me, I don't wanna be flamed
>>700544698
https://youtu.be/mgYiGUr3WJk
Be careful out there
>>700544310
Guy said he was 21
>>700543501
yes
>>700544823
Maybe...she seems to think she is hot shit, so her expectations are probably really high. She's an aspie all the way.
>>700544686
Kek
>>700544128
>I found you on 4chan
doncha love when idiots have no privacy settings?
>>700541138
Kek
https://youtu.be/mpL2tFnYlQw
My all time favorite, the rest of his videos are also gold.
>>700544944
Chekt and is this hamplanet still alive? What would someone need a feeding tube for? Fuck anon
>>700532834
I knew a kid like this a few years ago. He barked and growled and me and my friend, and he thought he was a werewolf... Then his mom thought we were child molesters and made him block everyone on steam, skype, etc. He even made a clan about werewolves.
>>700545403
tomato sandwiches are godlike
>>700532944
Tony the Tiger man what the fuck happened to you
>>700541509
I thought I recognized the guy from VSauce
>>700545474
Yeah they are idk what that nigga was thinking also check em
>>700538403
oh wow
>>700545146
It should be pointed out that what counts is the mental age, and the difference between physical and mental age is very noticeable espescially in these threads.
TL;DR the guy is a retard
>>700532321
not cringe but still funny
>>700532321
Alpha as fuck though
>>700545422
Checked back at ya. As far as I know she is, but I'm not really sure.
>>700545474
This looks more like a bell pepper. Disgusting.
>>700532613
why would you want to rape a chubby boy...
>>700545392
>that ending
Do I cringe or fap?
>>700532211
Its kinda sad such a waste this guy is gifted with not being ugly.
>>700541700
Bless you, this is the first time you realized sad people do this.
>>700545511
The lovechild of Michael from Vsauce and David Cross.
>>700544072
maybe it just grows like that.
>>700532211
https://youtu.be/3wmtXiVESx4
>>700532211
That's not Frankenstein though.
>>700540543
Still more fit than most of the people here.
If they'd work more than just arms it wouldn't be so cringe
https://youtu.be/_2e7bX2oVlQ
Live action Kingdom Hearts battle in a movie theater parking lot. Just watch it...
>>700535086
jesus wept
>>700534120
Holy shit do I want to fuck him
I want to feel his crusty bacon tongue scratching my balls, before getting my cock in his mouth, the cool lettuce and mayo gently massaging it. After blowing the biggest load of my life between his breaded lips he would slip off those skinny jeans and pocket chains, and the tomato-scented boxers before ramming my cock between his buns, some tomato juice running out of his tight hole making it easier to thrust in and out. I love sub partners.
>>700545392
Some highlights I found, including a song I heard before
Now I know which fag made it
https://youtu.be/ySLVhS2hvWo
https://youtu.be/SLZtsMWEKxw
https://youtu.be/Y3pmMZDko60 here's the one
https://youtu.be/2TQTPGGPOvY
>>700540097
Exactly.
>>700544698
>Dad, when are you going to let me get my own car
>Son, we've already discussed this. When you go to college-
>It's not fair! Steven's father got him a car
>Listen to me, young man. I work hard to put food on the table and a little gratitude wouldn't go amiss. >You have to learn the value of hard work. maybe if you work a Summer job we can discuss starting a fund towards a car in the future, as long as your grades stay where they are.
>What kind of job? Cutting lawns?
>- Emm. Not exactly. You see, my boss has this daughter.. she's a little, eh, different. She really wants to have someone to do activities with but nobody will date her.
>Is she pretty?
>I think so son.
>Will I have to drop the hand?
>No. She's pretty innocent that way. Just every so often clench your face to hers and spit into her mouth, she thanks that's what kissing is. She does like to give blowjobs though. She calls them 'wriggly worm licks'
>Ew. I don't know.
>Come on son. It would make her Summer. You don't have to worry about the long term because I think she's only got five months left.
>>700545912
Found the Mary Shelley
>>700544514
He never says Im ok, he just says Ok.
>>700546193
I'm saving this as a copypasta
>>700545474
It's actually watermelon...
>>700546074
oh my god
>>700539945
you should go and write something on the internet so we can have some fresh cringe OC...
>>700545392
What the fuck
>>700533280
While you were studying the blade I fucked you mum
>>700539451
meh no cringe here really except the faggot posting it thinking some guy he doesn't like is cringe
>>700540445
Hahaha, faggot.
>>700532613
>Girl
>Asking to be raped
He highlighted the most important words, because he wants to be raped as a dirty slut by people passing by. Nobody would touch that disgusting fuck though.
>>700546344
Found the neckbeard
>>700535086
Lost HARD
>>700546344
yeah no it's cringe,
>>700546257
The fucking end
>>700532944
>>700544735
This legitimately made me lol.
>>700545738
It's watermelon...even worse.
>>700546725
it's tomato you faggot
>>700533280
WHAT THE FUCK IS A BLOCK CHAIN
>>700546465
probably support the fact that hes a faggot but still teach him proper morals such as not being flauntly and flamboyany outside
>>700546465
rape him to death
>>700535086
>Womanhole
>My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle
>Rate our chances of sex
>I'd tentacle rape you
That can't possibly be real
>>700544698
that guy is not even ugly, what the fuck?
>>700544730
who is that little girl?
>>700546307
No it's fucking not. I literally had watermelon 20 minutes ago.
>inb4 nigger
>>700533417
this is fucked up.
>>700546858
Each consecutive comment he makes causes someone to block him
His record is 95
>>700546213
He's very talented, I can't tell if his shit is satire or if he's just a nut.
>>700533066
>knocks the walks away
Ded
>>700546858
As if google-ing it would be hard.
>>700532483
I don't know what's wrong with you cunts, I bet I could totally eat that.
>>700541590
this is mean :(
>>700546489
Kek
>>700534013
I used to dream I was Sonic, but I was like 4 years old back then.
>>700547062
LOL
>>700546257
>>700534120
shouldnt it be a ruben sandwich not a BLT? i cant be the only one that has a problem with this
>>700544393
I RECOGNIZE THAT BRAND OF TENDIES!
>>700542938
lost
>>700545392
This reeks of Tim and Eric. Jesus, that was a good laugh.
>>700532944
>the fursuit I made
Let me stop you right there, fucknugget
this whole facebook page is really cringie
>>700545474
>This
My grandpa made killer tomato sandwiches
>>700547496
He looks like the mythbusters guy
