Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700463536
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, Makoto a cute!
Claimed.
Esdeath off to sleep goodnight /waifu
>>700469009
gnight
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>good seeing you guys again
>>700469023
Well I can count my fists as magical weapons and their damage is as strong as greatswords. And I attack many more times. And Im pretty much as tanky as anything that wears full plate despite having literally no armor. I have a travellers outfit, a robe over it, a belt and a backpack. Oh, and some shruiken.
>the backpack is far larger on the inside and weighs next to nothing.
My character can carry 300 poinds before getting weighed down. And he can move 50 feet in 6 seconds.
>>700469574
You cant get the reserve unless you are Australian and live near a store chain. They do have 4 other bottles available. Only a small distillery and Im tempted to order something from them.
Cost me $150 AUS for that bottle. Damn its good.
>>700469729
I approve of that last line.
>>700469719
Sleep well
>>700469856
May you sleep, for eternity
Claimu
>>700468912
That's probably not it, It worked briefly and the mods seem to be there but then it gave me a message saying the disc couldn't load and nothing seems to help, perhaps my Wii got to much dust in it or something, not to mention the lack of an ear destroying beep.
>>700469729
>>700469586
>>700469719
But I'm not!
>>700469856
It's not night
It's 9:00 in the afternoon
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIES
>>700469729
Oh shit toh rin is back
Shygal is claimed.
>>700469100
You really think so?
Hmm...
WHO WERE WISHES TO SEE LEWDS OF SHYGAL?
>>700469719
Night, person.
>>700469893
How does this all work in a board game?
Cirno claim!
Claimed
>>700469725
they make legal moonshine.
Which from what i've heard is very close.
its also 103 proof
>>700469749
Oh dark water and not seeing whats below me never bothered me.
>>700469893
Ahh, I'm American.
Sadly I don't think I'd be able to get my hands on it.
hitagi claim
Still here
>>700469486
I'm trying to remember "I am hungry" but don't remember it, it's like tengo mucho hambre or something like that
>>700469749
YOU'RE MAKING THIS REALLY EXPENSIVE SHINOA!
>>700469963
Your eyes are the size of the moon
>Not having a husbando that claims you instead.
Oh Axel~
Penny Claim
>>700469749
Yeah that was pretty spooky.
>I later opened my door and now my cat is hanging out with me
>Usually she really likes to sleep with K but I guess she knows I'm spooked.
One other weird thing is that it did sound like somebody was rumbling through my closet, but nothing looks moved
>However my closet is very unorganized so I have no idea.
>>700470000
Those Quads say you must.
Vivian James claimed, responding to post in previous thread.
>>700469100
Apparently Deep Space Industries is launching a probe called Prospector 1 to an undecided asteroid to check for any viable resources. It's not actually going to do any mining, but it's findings could eventually lead to an asteroid mining industry.
Just thought I'd let you know.
>>700470006
Are you mocking me, baka?!
>>700470000
Do it!
>>700470000
Checked.
>>700470167
Shit wrong guy.
>>700470191
You wanna fight? Cirno will kick your ass. She's STRONGEST!
>>700470005
Its all pen and paper, not a board game. Its d20 based like D+D. And Im not optimising that character at all or Id be much stronger and wouldnt have half of my abilities, armor or skills.
>>700470018
You can still get their 4 other bottles. They do ship it out.
>>700470167
Oh, I must've forgot a few details them when I heard about it
Thanks for letting me know!
>>700470352
Agh! You're such a baka!
I used to claim Cirno!
>>700470167
>>700469137
That's the post I meant to reply too.
>>700470018
Had something passing by my foor really fast when saving my uncle from drowning. nope nope nope
>>700470031
HOW AM I DOING THAT?
>>700470118
Dude from time to time, my closest door opens randomly. Mainly at night so i get spooked
>>700469890
>>700469956
>>700470019
I understand your frustration.
>>700470000
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing
>>700470018
Hmm I'll have to look that up
I plan to travel to colorado/seattle to smoke weed legally
>>700470031
It's just "tengo hambre"
Adding mucho just makes you sound very white
>>700470419
>pen paper
NERD
>>700470573
No problem. Can't believe I replied to the wrong freakin' post...
Anyway, I think I'm going to bed too. I'm obviously not very awake anyway. Goodnight!
>>700470646
I've learned over the years that either as I'm half asleep I can see more ghosts, or I'm still so lucidly half in sleep that I see some shit
>Either way I learned to ignore it
>If I ignore them they basically fuck off.
But I'm still pretty concerned about the oddness of that exact make and model of the car
>Maybe that'll be my new car in a few years
>If I get a used one.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>700470590
lol, what? Who are you?
I know there were other Cirno claimers, but which one are you supposed to be?
I've been claiming Cirno for like a year, baka~
I'm the guy who started this thing.
Still gotta finish it though.
>>700470762
I don't live in either of those states.
>>700470419
But do they ship internationally?
>>700470646
It was probably just a fish.
Unless you live in the south or australia swimming in lakes where you cant see isn't that bad.
But fuck crocodiles and alligators.
>>700471032
So are you chinese or japanese?
>>700470976
Have a good night!
>Flip channel
"To smuggle Nachos cocaine into the country"
>Camera switches to a cop named Mike with a pink beard.
I'm not even drunk.
>>700470217
Alright, here ya go.
>>700470963
Maybe you're an esper
>sleepy smug
>>700470976
Night ^^
>Penny~
>>700471032
I used to claim in December, I've seen you before. Sexualising your waifu is heresy
>>700471267
Agreed.
>>700471120
American
YOU GOT A PORBLEM, INTERWEBZ OSSIFER?!
>>700471453
Ok... You do know there are several countires in America?
I'm just going to assume U.S. because you're an ignorant waffle.
>>700471267
That is outright, blatantly untrue.
waifus have desires, too.
>>700471175
They're amazing! I feel we should perhaps go further.
>>700471099
Yes, they do. Or at least they should. Id imagine theyd want the exposure.
>>700470762
Im still punching things with acid fists. Or fire fists.
>>700465078
>>700469940
That makes sense. More natural and all that. Oh yeah, their potatoes aren't able to compare to homemade ones.
Sure it was :^)
>>700465174
>>700471129
Jesus Christ man, how many different reps did you do?
>>700471582
Are you fucking retarded? What else do you call a citizen of the united states?
>Fuck off you PC niggerfaggot.
>>700471644
>Spotted
>>700471582
>Ok... You do know there are several countires in America?
yes, yes I do.
>I'm just going to assume U.S. because you're an ignorant waffle.
No, because it's
>implied
that it's United States OF America, as no other country in the Americas USES "America" in its title (unless I'm overlooking a really fucking tiny one, of which I'm 99.999% sure I'm not, though I don't know all of the Spanish/Portuguese translations, only the English names).
>>700471749
This was after my first leg day
>>700471932
You're not wrong that guy's just being a nigger.
>>700471767
A United States citizen.
>>700471644
Want to have fun~?
>>700471624
That pretty much heresy
>>700471670
Further? What do you mean?
>>700471997
I did see your post above, too. Thanks.
>Is entirely unsure what the appropriate response to that was, so just agreeing, acknowledging, and appreciating
>>700472067
You're fucking stupid aren't you? That's too long. Most if not all citizens of a country are called (country)ians or ans, for example: Colombians, Mexican, Canadian, American. AMERICA is the only country that uses "AMERICA" in its title.
A United States Citizen is the most retarded name since a nigger decided to name his kid asshole.
>>700472312
America isn't a country.
>>700472408
The United States Of AMERICA is a country.
>Its the only country that uses America in its name.
>>700470976
Good night
>>700471099
I want to live in seattle, nothing too wrong with texas but I like rain
>>700471721
Ah touche
>>700472312
You're making mountains out of molehills, and arguing to argue, everyone in the world calls people from USA americans.
>>700472595
I didn't start this but yeah I'm just kinda getting into this because I've got nothing better to do than lurk.
Tame claim
Ayase claimed
Hi all
>>700470762
I mean, I am white..
>>700472260
Well perhaps she should expose the lower part of her body a bit more.
>>700472595
Misquote
>>700472408
>>700472595
Its called a HYPERBOLE
You backwater trash
>>700472497
>>700472497
United States OF America.
Otherwise known as the United States. A country.
There is also North, South and Central America that consist of the other 54 countries.
>>700472784
Howdy
>>700472820
The point is in spanish is to NOT sound white
>>700472536
Hmm, Seattle rains too much.
I live in Montana.
I like it here.
>>700471721
Hmm, I'll think about it.
>>700472979
I was trying to say "I'm very hungry"
>>700472926
A hyperbole is an extreme exaggeration. Try again.
>>700472595
Just because everyone says it, does not mean it's right.
>>700472929
>There is also North, South and Central America
Those are continents you dumbass.
The United States of America is the only country that uses America in its name.
Either way nobody calls the citizens anything other than Americans. So fuck you and fuck your shit :>
>>700472235
>That pretty much heresy
Heresy, you say?
>pic related
>>700472312
>A United States Citizen is the most retarded name since a nigger decided to name his kid asshole.
This entire post is almost what I was going to post but decided not to.
Also, some people I know personally work with people in nig land. One of them knows a kid whose name was "Fucking Asshole" pronounced "Foo-king A(like cat)ss-HO-Lay", because "The father was a fucking asshole"
Nigs dumb as shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3J8KLDtWSk
>>700470976
nini.
>>700471991
Ah, I see now. Yeah going about the day sucks like that, trouble just getting in and out of bed.
>>700473032
Whats it like in Montana?
That's why I like seattle
>>700473053
Then you say "Tengo muy hambre"
>>700473053
Para la casa que me gusta mas es panochita, y tu?
>>700473128
Hyperbole is in layman's terms "making a mountain out of a molehill"
>>700473254
U.S. is part of North America.
A continent.
Which has 3 countries that make up what is North America.
The center of which is the United States.
Which is in America.
North being a designated portion of the globe.
>>700472859
How's this?
>>700473301
>"Tengo muy hambre"
You're not even trying.
I'm pretty sure Shygirl is Gardevoir anon
>>700473266
This is surprising amusing
>>700473674
Halo do u speck espanel?
You niggers ruined waifu threads on /b/
>>700473674
Yeah no shit, spanish isnt my language
>>700473785
How did you let this happen?
>>700473449
Yeah, but like I said, no country uses "America" in its name, no singular country, not a single damn one.
If you met a person from Brazil they're Brazilian, if you met a person from Mexico they're Mexican. Its just how the world works, nobody's going to call you a "Statsian" or some other bullshit, American is widely accepted to mean "Person from America" outside of that someone would call you "North American" or "South American" or "Central American" They would add in the regional location.
>>700473574
Hot!
But why is she covering it with a block? i feel she should let everybody see what's behind there.
>>700473785
I dindu nuffin.
>>700473785
madre de puto perra
>>700473985
>>700473785
Round 1, FIGHT
My now ex boy friend has been kissing my dad and making love to him right after making love to me and I am not very happy about it
>>700473301
I live more towards the mountains.
Which kinda have their own weather patterns.
The state is amazing though, the weather in my mind is perfect, goes through all 4 seasons with pretty much what you'd expect.
>unless you're like me and live more towards the mountains
>>700474042
lmao
>>700473927
Hey, listen. I would love to stay and chat with you anon, but my mom is yelling at me that dinner is almost ready. We're having chicken tendies and macaroni ^~^
We'll talk again, ok?
>>700473215
If you wanted to be correct about it, then the proper way is to say it is "I am a citizen of [Blank]"
>But even this doesn't work in some places as they have different names for the country depending on political views.
Mountains out of molehills.
>>700473418
The above expression means you're making a simple problem bigger than it actually is. Which is not strictly applied to hyperbole.
>Aww man its like a billion degrees out
>You're making mountains out of molehills
That doesn't work.
>>700474158
>lives with his parents
>thinks he knows everything there is to know about the world
kek alright kid
>>700474042
>madre
>puto
You fucking retarded?!
It would be puta as madre is mother
>puta tu madre
>>700473281
It's a good sore though. Best day for me is arms. I love doing curls and tricep workouts
>>700473301
Gotcha, I knew it was something like that
>>700473266
I thought this was Anonon for a second.
>>700473909
They were fun 5 years ago then they kept getting worse. Than you avatarfags showed up and shitted up the place.
>>700474290
Everything on 4chin was better 5 years ago. Get with the times, everything is shitty now because I'm old and don't know when to give up or leave.
>>700474231
>Taking the bait that hard.
He threw in the pole anon!
>>700474231
You don't even realise what just happened, do you?
>>700474383
No I know, I'm just unnecessarily biting at strings.
I'M HAVING FUN MOM QUIT YELLING AT ME.
>>700474138
Sorry, but no... Senjougahara is the WORST gril in that entire series.
Like, fuck no.
HOW can you even like her?
She literally made me sick to think that Araragi got together with her.
I think fucking ANYONE else woulda been ok, but NOT Senjougahara
>>700472979
How has your day been?
>>700474420
Who knows? Maybe I'm just here sucking off George Clooney but I'm bored.
>>700471624
Hi there I'm talking to you in the hopes that you will reply to my post.
>>700471670
Hello nice Waifu! Can I live in your article?
>>700471932
Hello! Vote for me. Don't forget to reply!
>>700473128
Your Waifu will always be shit. Don't forget to reply!
>>700473828
Looks like English isn't your language either.
>>700473750
Ai speck it veri guell.
>>700474169
The molehill is that its hot outside
It being billions is the mountain the person is making out of the molehill
>>700474533
Forgot picture
>>700472784
Oh hello!
Sorry I didn't notice you~
>>700474558
o kei como r u?
>>700474261
Tu madre, puta*
:3
>>700474150
ayyy
>>700474289
...No comment.
>700474550
>(You)
>>700469729
Claiming Holo.
>>700474550
>Hi there I'm talking to you in the hopes that you will reply to my post.
>Hello! Vote for me. Don't forget to reply!
??? Vote for you for what?
There are actually a few clever trolls in here.
The rest of you are just shamelessly retarded.
>>700474138
Hmm havent seen mountains since I last went to mexico at my grandmother's house
>>700474278
Yeah its what I say at least, Im not expert in spanish
>>700474533
It's been pretty swell, grilled and watched ufc
>>700474558
Bait
>>700474627
Hey Penny, how are you?
>>700474789
Cool
>>700474789
who
>>700474789
Kek.
>Implying people don't just bite bait because its funny.
Now now anon, you can't just samefag and jerk yourself off. Thats called gay
>>700474550
I don't see what could go wrong
>>700474692
ayy lmao
>>700473985
I would but whenever she tries someone always wants a closer look.
>>700474862
I swear thats fucking Kirino but with black hair
Is claimed
>>700474722
just ignore him...
>>700474922
>>700474722
Check mine, lol
dub 22s twice in a row =P
>>700474920
>>700474862
Pretty gud, how bout you?
>I can't sleep, I think I saw a ghost.
>Also I had a weird dream and don't wanna risk going back yet so I'm hanging out.
To kill time I'm watching RELife.
>>700475021
shit... that woulda been great if I got 3 x 22s...
so close
>>700475011
toP tEAr wiAFu!!
Damn, you beat me to her
>>700474806
>Mexico
I'd literally never go anywhere south of the USA.
south America and central America included, fuck that.
>>700474492
>
>>700475251
u dun evan no wut a gud waifu is!
>>700474928
I feel that if even if something bothers her she shouldn't give up.
>>700475021
Hot as fuck
Sup everyone still streaming bloodborne in the stream channel no need to twitch it up.
rabb.it/shino83
>>700474806
Makes sense, google translate agrees
>>700475014
Your Waifu is retarded, please reply to my post.
>>700475251
HuMan havE gOOd taSte
>>700474666
ai'm vien grasias.
y thu?
>>700474806
Sure thing.
>>700475394
:l
>>700474692
I don't think i did anything wrong, did i?
>>700474934
Ayase and Kirino are best girls, so your incomprehension is disregarded
>>700475035
>Also I had a weird dream and don't wanna risk going back yet so I'm hanging out.
Absolutely can relate, had that happen last night. I'm pretty good, started the day feeling really well but I've started going a bit crook.
>>700475369
I havent gone in 8 years. Folks dont want me to go anymore cause of how bad its getting
>>700475403
Eh try not to rely on that too much
>>700475464
Don't even post better example, k son
Fuck my power went out!
I'm ultra-spooked!
>>700475394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkOcm_XaWrw
>>700475602
I used that to write like an entire paper in Spanish. If it sounded weird I would tweak it to make it sound comprehensible. Maybe that's why I got a B in the class
>>700475587
Seriously. Ayase's hair is just reversed and black
They even have the same pink hair clips
same fucking face
oh man
>>700475391
...I demand screencap.
>>700475571
Nah just feels weird, though I should be used to being called someone else i don't know of....since it happens often.
>>700475602
>Don't even post
Doesn't.
Y mi querido amigo, le recuerdo que mi lengua materna es el español.
>>700475462
Nu nu, tEM mOst ALSO hvE MisSpels!
Tem NO HAvE grmMr, ThaT WY tem gO ta CoOleg!
>>700475727
They're school friends in the anime and novel.
Ayase looks up to Kirino and basically copies her looks.
>>700475782
Sus padres, sus tios trataron matar
>>700475382
There, is that good?
>>700474278
It's good till the point where you can't stand. More of a leg and core guy, arms not as much.
>>700475587
Ah, well I hope it goes back on track.
I've had a rather uneventful night otherwise
>I heard some shit rumbling around in my closet, or at least I think I did, I was half asleep
>Look over and see what appears to be a glowing white cat dash under my bed
>Problem is my door was closed and my cat was in the living room
She was chillin with me but she left.
Aside from the spooky ghost part, the weird part about my dream was that I specifically recall this car make model and color exactly, Hyundai 2012 Elantra, blue. Outside of that I basically lost all track of the dream.
>At least I don't have to be up until around 10 tomorrow so being up at 2AM is fine ^^
>>700475704
Made As there, damn teachin lady kept wanting me to go in to the native speaking class.. No nigga I sound like I know my shit but no way in hell ill pass the native class
>>700475602
Mexico has always been bad.
Need that wall asap.
>>700476018
Lewd...
>>700476018
That's amazing! not sure how further we can get now though.
>>700476370
Gross corpse tits.
>>700476364
Yeah your silly wall aint gonna do shit
![Ayase [8].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1471/704/1471704952408.jpg "Ayase [8]")
![Ayase [12].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1471/765/1471765013280.jpg "Ayase [12]")
![Kirino [142].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1459/338/1459338369698.jpg "Kirino [142]")
![Kirino [219].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1465/720/1465720958451.jpg "Kirino [219]")
