Waifu claiming thread.
Esdeath Edition:
Rules:
>no squirrels
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed.
>>700463104
Except for vegatarians
>>700463236
I'm not a very burger person tho
>>700463329
Ughh guess I'll get McNuggies.. 24/7 pizza when?
fuck my internet
going back into lurk mode
Nice thread
>>700462883 [youknow]
you poor little carnivore thing~
Yuuko Aioi is mine!
>>700461877
I don't like being drunk.
Plus I have very expensive taste when it comes to alcohol, or anything for that matter.
>>700463329
I'm an artist.
Hitagi claim
>>700463716
Yeah.
>>700463275
I like to avoid argument as much as I can, and people in general most days
>claimed
Iowa claimed
>>700462430
everybody is in agreeance! Not a single person against me but you. My ancestors are smiling upon me Ruby can you say the same?
>Of course I wouldn't be saying it otherwise~
>>700462828
Well yea but damn the truth sometimes.
>>700463130
I see it all. its so clear
>fuckin rip in a peace
>>700463329
THE WILD RIDE
Claimu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD4BqwINz0M
I said I'd be back yesterday, but then sleep happened. I had a glorious day off today though.
Anyway, Vivian James claimed.
"Gorilla, they come and kill you with bananas"
-Desiigner
Saber claim
>>700463329
Almost a month ago on mutual terms
Still here
>>700463716
Just get fries
>>700463329 (Shino)
There's one in my town here so I'm gonna have to get one sometime
>>700463796
Guess I'll have to go get mcdonalds again, the ribs didnt really stuff me up
>>700463869
Mmm what is your taste, might I ask?
>>700463903
Why is ship name after Iowa, it aint even near a ocean
>>700464055
Umbasa
>when your daughteru is a literal miracle of the universe
Truly a blessing on humanity
>>700463903
Then what do you name them Aft and Stern?
>>700464089
That'll be silly! Is there at least steaks or chicken tendies?
>>700464120
I have not seen her anime
>daughteru
thats kind of creepy
>>700463958
goddamn you anon
Panda is one of my activation words
>>700464234
Says the mommy boy
>Crusade when
>>700464234
>killing squirrels
thats kinda creepy
Hello again
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>700464234
>Esdeath calling someone else creepy
Analyze yourself before you judge others
>>700463888
Again, same here. But after a good year of it, I couldn't take it anymore and just snapped at her. Especially since the only sleep I get is often in near 100F heat, so it's not even that comfortable.
>>700464232
I think it's just burgers.
>>700464370
What's up bro?
>stellar claim
Back from my walk.
I got lost.
Got distracted with making a new Pathfinder character. Just need to know his characterisation now. Events in his life that made him who he is kind of thing, mannerisms, who he is.
>>700464105
Because they like naming the boats after states. Its not about whether its built near the ocean or not.
>>700464159
nope but kek'd
>>700464370
Hello welcome back
>post on /waifu/
>Try to sleep for a few more hours
Life's too hard man.
>>700464538
boatfucker
>>700464105
You're like a black hole for food compared to me
>>700463716
Never :(
>>700463869
Ehm somewhat close enough:p
>>700463903
Mmhmm
>>700464055
Not by me
>>700464089
Freddy's? Cause i dislike loittle ceasers but it was free pizza
>>700464370
Hey what's up?
>>700464538
Lil ship
>>700464624
It happens dude
>>700464722
Freddie's, yeah. There's also a little caesars here too. Not a fan of their pizza either, but $5 large pizza is a pretty good deal.
>>700463027
Bummer, the smurfs are very annoying to deal with from what I've seen. Understand why they do it, but when it corrupts the ranking and all that it sucks.
>>700463236
Whenever I take a break from running I feel the same way. Leg day is hell on earth.
>>700463275
It's good for a convenient snack, crave it every now and then. The processed doesn't bother me as much, but I don't get how some eat it constantly. Starts to lose its taste and just isn't right to eat without moderation.
Got lucky this time.
>>700463329
It's a secret art.
Oh katana necked-ass
>>700463903
It does, hard to face it sometimes.
>>700464234
>Creepy
>Coming from Esdeath
Way past ironic.
>>700464538
Hey Boss.
>>700464500
Fuck that, I cant go to a place without steak or tendies
>I am a picky eater, sorry
>>700464538
Hotarus finally not dead
>Right when I mention her name to a friend
>>700464549
How?
>>700464557
Nerd
>>700464571
Texas boat when?
>>700464624
Sour
>>700464677
Everyone says that! I dont each THAT much most of the time..
>>700464722
Goddamnit.. wheres that pizza vending machine that gets shared in fb? I want that at least.. even if it taste like generic oven pizza
Claimed.
>>700464451
After a year of it I could understand that
Time for sleep. Good night /waifu/
>>700464105
As far as alcohol goes?
I like wine, champagne and whiskey.
>>700464722
What do you do for work Shinoa?
![Kirino [77].png](https://i.imgur.com/x8xXcva.png "Kirino [77].png")
>>700464538
Oh hey, a cute bote!
>>700464860
I guess it's because where I live there's so many legitimate taco shops that once you have those enough, going back to the processed stuff just makes it taste like shit.
>The same thing happened to me and KFC mashed potatoes, after I made my own for long enough.
Nah, it's was all skill bby. :^)
>>700464919
Night Alice.
>>700464867
>magic isnt nerdy as shit
I made a monk who punches people with acid. Or fore. Or ice. Or pure sound.
>>700464993
Whiskey is always a good choice. Favourite bottle/brand?
>>700465063
>orange
>>700464860
There's like three steps leading down from the gym and I about fell onto my face afterwards
>>700464867
When you come to momo I'm finding a five guys in atlanta and getting some fries
>>700464321
>>700464355
>>700464386
>>700464860
Feel like i should have seen this coming. but hey least I dont like little girls
>>700464867
Wasn't paying attention when playing that GO app.
>>700465175
>not liking loli
thats pretty degenerate
>>700464647
Ghostfucker
>>700464722
Lil' smug
>>700464860
Heya Tsunato, how goes it~?
>>700464867
She stinks dead fish tho
>>700465078
Oh hey, a cute idol
Hi everyone! How's everyone doing?
I just beat the forbidden woods on bloodbloodborne i dont know where to go next im too scared.
>>700465063
That didn't last for too long.
>>700464538
Hey Amatsu found an artist you might like
http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=4365181
Good night /waifu/
>>700465326
heretic
>>700464860
Right but it helps when someones got the same one
>>700464867
There already is the USS texas boi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Texas_(BB-35)
Just not in Kancolle
>>700465445
Goodnight Saber
>>700465395
why did i type blood twice? am i catching autism here.
>>700464500
Hello. Also nice dubs
>>700464602
Thanks for the welcome back
>>700464722
Nothing much,you?
>>700465445
hey this is pretty good
not cringe at all
>>700465395
Hi. I'm doing fine now that I'm back at home.
>>700465395
Fucking casual, play a real ds game not gin tote bitch boy mode
So I have some news from space in case anyone's interested.
The first private moon expedition got green lit, and a lander's going to go there and do some experiments.
Just figured I'd let you guys know.
>>700464867
>occasional food sinkhole
>>700464624
yus now my two favorite yunos are on
>>700465287
Loli is gross to be honest
>>700465582
Gun tote
>>700465506
If you're here it's already diagnosed.
>Mizore claim
>>700464993
I can do whiskey,, especially if it has cinnamon in it
>>700465166
>Punches with acid
The fuck? That sounds cool
>>700465174
I thought I was grilling for us
>>700465175
Sure thing, fart commander
>>700465200
>GO
Why am I not surprised
>>700465326
>Dead fish
...Do I wanna know how you know this?
>>700465491
>Not in kancolle
WTF, first the cheerleader gif girl and now no texas? Bullshit!
Lucky I like fubuki
>>700465599
Fuck yo dub dubs lmao!
Dont confirm it!
>>700465287
a kid dies in my erotica i dont know if thats loli
![Kirino [329].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FnXjdiG.jpg "Kirino [329].jpg")
>>700465435
People could take that in many ways.
But it was definitely worth the wait.
>>700465582
i played DS fagaroo.
>>700465678
Well least we have it together.
>>700465530
What are you up to?
>>700465725
Por que no los dos?
>>700465326
How ya doing tonight?
>Not cute!
>>700465678
Hey cutie.
>>700465725
It's a good thing I trusted my Instincts to get back home though.
>>700465727
Writing erotica is for only the most beta fucks ever, gg virgin
>>700465600
your waifu is gross to be honest
>>700465678
bottlebum anon
>>700465727
post it faggot it sounds legendary.
i love dead kids
>>700464855
Ooohh get the American dream and feel the heart attack! Agreed. It's good when you're that broke
>>700464860
I see it as an underground inside joke thing
candace from phineas and ferb necked ass
>>700464867
Imma neednto see that fam. That sounds amazing
>>700464993
Gym/warehouse
>>700464919
>took you a year
5min with me. Goodnight
>>700465326
How goes it? Hmm?
>>700465445
Night
>>700465530
Cant sleep caise hungry and nowbto watch some weeb Shows
>>700465678
Inmate
>>700465829
You cheeki motherfucka
>>700465843
Good, could have gotten raped or somethin
>>700465919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyrav_9Pbsc
Be amazed
>>700465166
One of the best bottles I've had was probably Nikka G & G Whiskey Military Commander.
I don't have a favorite brand really.
And yours?
>>700465725
I normally wont spend less than 200$ for a bottle of whiskey.
>>700465919
Hows that?
Free workouts?
>>700465865
well yes im a virgin and if i didnt do it who was going to
>chest pounder
>>700465882
meh I dont think im using the word erotica correctly it s more I had a fantasy i wrote It down its not very long and i cant post it i wrote it on paper
SHYGAL CLAIMED
HELLO EVERYONE!
I'M USING CAPS-LOCK IN HOPES TO GET UNMERITED ATTENTION!
>>700465949
I'm pretty sure I can fend myself with a box cutter.
>>700466079
whoops. whisky*
>>700466162
type it up
>>700466079
Good lord, those better be some good whiskeys then, Im talking about drunk in one shot
>>700464722
I guess life chose for me
Can't sleep after going to the bathroom
>>700464867
^
>>700465599
Hey akame
Aren't there only two yuno's in general?
>>700465834
Not cute.
>>700465882
Some kinda ghost anon.
>>700465919
Smugs.
>>700466184
YOU GOT IT.
>>700465882
you will always be a nigger
>>700466216
I can sum it up I guess
>>700465919
I'm a fan of dominos and papa johns
>>700465949
?
>>700465725
They aren't ready for rootin tootin shootin yet.
Well I'm done for the night later all
>>700465445
Thanks!
Goodnight friend
>>700465451
That's me
>>700465598
Space redhead is back!
Wasn't there also a mining satellite or something like that sent to an asteroid?
I'm not sure on that one
>>700465725
Ask her yourself
I got spooked when she first told me kek
>>700465834
I'm doing alright tonight, I can finally laugh and talk as loud as I want since there's no one here
>whatever you say
>>700465919
It always goes well~
Completely sobered up tho
>>700466184
>Shows her true colors
I don't see it, maybe she's wearing too much.
>>700465829
Being my typical no life self, you?
>>700465919
Alright sounds fun.
>>700465725
hehe. If it wasn't enough, these trips will
>>700466253
maybee
>>700464624
How's it going, Yuno?
>>700466067
Holy shit dude
>>700466079
Free workouts, got invited to a pool party last Thursday, and boss' wife usually buy me lunch from the vending machine
>>700466253
Why the bathroom?
>>700466287
Icee
>>700466347
I had domino's. Never papa johns
>>700466484
Thats good~
For now hopefully
>>700466673
It's something
>ui
>in
>ui
>out
>>700466673
I'm just relaxing with some friends playing WoW
>>700466484
I can't find anything on it.
Oh yeah, I missed the space walk. So I'm a little pissed about that.
>>700466287
Ya huh.
>>700466484
No one there? I can think of other ways you could be loud~
>>700466287
THANK YOU, IT TOOK ME 2 WHOLE SECONDS TO MASTER THIS TACTIC!
>>700466636
I feel like your hinting at something...
no one ever talks to me and I cant find akame
>>700467023
I feel like she needs to remove some of her clothing to show herself.
>>700466870
I only eat papa johns if I have a coupon. It's not the best
>>700466870
That's not too bad.
I don't really like to lift weights or anything, but I do like to ride bikes and swim.
>>700466236
They pretty much have the same alcohol content. It's not about getting drunk, more so the flavor and scent of the whisky.
If I just wanted to get drunk I could go to a liquor store and get a bottle of everclear for 10$
>>700466870
Smugnado.
>>700466985
Nope.
>>700467023
OH WOW RLLY? I HOPE 2 GIT GUD LIKE U.
>>700467170
here here
>>700467170
Then try to start a conversation with somebody.
>>700467365
oh good you still here how are you
>>700467385
people only wanna talk about squirrels
QOTT: what is best dere?
Smugdere and tsundere like rin tohsaka
>>700466347
tfw the indians score 5 runs you get half off your papa johns order in northeast ohio
![[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2013.05.28_19.46.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/873q8Df.jpg "[Final8]Mirai Nikki - 19 (BD 10-bit 1920x1080 x264 FLAC)[9486C32D].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2013.05.28_19.46.43].jpg")
>>700466689
Well I guess then atleast you somewhat like me
>>700466869
It's okay. Finally got some zz's in
Yourself?
>>700466870
Because I had to pee
I mean why do you go to the bathroom
I didn't think I had to spell it out
>>700466870
Nah, I'll stop for tonight
I'll most likely be shitfaced Monday~
>>700466984
I probably imagined it then
There was a spacewalk? one the ISS?
>>700466985
>oh my..
>>700467546
Tsun is best dere
Rin was a qt3.14
>>700467569
>tfw the braves score 6 runs to get half off
>THE BRAVES
feelsbadman
>>700467546
Tsundere, Taiga from Toradora is the best
>>700467546
Yangire>Everything else
>>700467538
I'm feeling tired I probably won't stay up much longer. What about you?
>>700467571
>somewhat like you
bby please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
>>700467546
All of them.
>>700467546
yandere so much yandere and sadistdere
everyone likes tsundere for some reason wich is stupid
>>700467546
Kuudere is best.
>hitagi
>>700466206
Mmm maybe
>>700466253
Tried sleeping pills?
>>700466347
Thats probably the only phrase you know
>>700466482
Night
>>700466484
.... No thank you
Its bad enough she likes me
And Im thinking that's legit
>>700466689
HAH git rekt
>>700466870
I kno I fucking want
>>700467303
I thought everclear was more expensive
Ah well yeah I go for a mix of taste and drunk
>>700467546
Yandere
>>700467363
U CAN, JUST REMEMBER, BRUSH YOUR SCHOOL, EAT YOUR TEETH, AND STAY IN VEGETABLES!
>>700467234
Yup, definitely hinting at something.
I feel like it's something lewd.... hmm...
>>700467284
Is it better than pizza hut?
>>700467303
We have treadmills but no pools. Sorry dude
>>700467363
Stalker
>>700467658
Kek oh you~
Should try not drinking for a week
>>700467790
feeling the same way going to bed soon aswell
>>700467658
Yep. And I missed it. Had I caught it I'd be able to tell you more details, but I didn't. It's been added to my list of things I need to watch at some point.
>>700467872
Donde es la biblioteca?
Me llamo yuuki
>>700467922
I haven't had pizza hut in a loooooong time, but I don't think so
>>700467677
>braves
>scoring
My heart goes out to your suffering.
![Kirino [292].png](https://i.imgur.com/UWxNNze.jpg "Kirino [292].png")
>>700467802
You mean edgedere
Late night Penny claim!
>I cannot fucking sleep right now
>I had a weird dream, woke up and thought I saw a ghost
>I know I didn't but the idea of it is spooky.
>>700467363
Yep!
>>700467546
Torn between Dandere and Deredere.
>>700467658
Hmmm? What's the matter, Bote? Don't want to break again~?
>>700467790
W, well you do
Don't you?
>>700467872
Meh not worth
It's 9 am and I've gotten 8 hours of sleep in
>>700468102
Being a Braves fan this year is awful. On the plus side, any win is a reason to celebrate lol
Rem is love, Rem is life.
>>700467898
I just feel if she exposed her body a bit more she can express herself more..
>>700468104
no yandere hot af everyone wants these sub loli deres wich is ewwwww
> I cant se how anyone would like anything but yandere
>>700467872
Ohoho am I being doubted?
>>700467546
Not tsun!
>>700468088
Aw dammit oh well and wow
>>700468153
Pennz
>i once had a dream of me in a car and i heard screeching sounds and woke up. Im a bit scared of it
>>700468340
>Yandere is fucking spooky man
>Willing to kill
>Willing to maim and torture
>Willing to go to any lengths, legality be damned
Now for me, a person with a moral standing, thats fucking scary, I'd rather have somebody who is genuinely sweet and innocent.
>>700468088
Bitch ass, thats a phrase they tell you in class
>>700468226
Damn son
>>700468411
Not really, no I carry the blade part of my broken pocket knife
>>700465725
Its a type of monk. They can punch with electricity, fire, ice or acid. I didnt read that they cant use sonic fists. And if I use acid and miss, I still deal acid damage as I fling the acid off my fist onto them. While hitting them another 4 times a turn if I spend 1 of 7 points. And if I wanted to, trip them so Im punching them into the ground. Or grab a hold of them and punch them with acid. Then pin them to the ground or tie them up. So many ways this character can fuck your life when he gets close.
>>700466079
Ive been looking, but so far a bottle of Nant Special Reserve has been the best.
I go for more of the high end whiskeys, so brand doesnt come into it.
>>700467546
Smugdere. Closely followed by tsundere as everyone says. Though more Asuka level than Rin.
>Rory-sama
Goodnight thread, have a lovely day/evening/night
>>700467872
Oh
Go for it then~
>>700467922
I wasn't drunk first 2 weeks of the month until the 15th gimme a break ;-;
>>700468037
Alright then~
Well, I look forward to have more new from ya! I'll go to bed now
>>700468163
I'm already broken ;-;
>>700467571
I set up all the brawl mods but apparently my disc won't work, i've had the disc for a very long time but it didn't have to do that now after all that.
Also listing to Kirby at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNhNcmL51D0
>>700468263
That new stadium would be nice to look forward to if you don't have a ton of memories with the current one.
>>700468289
Hey, I see you there...
>>700468339
You think so?
>>700468672
Goodnight person I never spoke to!
>>700468548
sweet and innocent blech I want yandere
>wiling to do anything
>willing to dominate me
>not some push over cutiepie
>insane is a bonus
>more understanding of my hobbies
>>700468672
Not broken enough, I'll get you next time. Night cutie~
>>700468672
Wait, I think I found something on that asteroid mission. Probably too late but I figured I'd try to tell you.
>>700468591
What's wrong?
>>700468753
Perhaps too many mods?
>>700468503
My dream wasn't really spooky, all I can remember is that it was slightly apocalypse esque
>There was still some semblance of society in some places
All I really remember was me getting a car from a guy (I remember the make too, 2012 Hyundai Elantra)
The guy goes "Sure, you can buy the car, the problem is, somebody else has it." and he gave me the keys, I woke up when I think I got the car. It was a blue car and I liked it.
>Anyway the spooky part was when I woke up I heard something in my closet then I saw something that looked like a cat rush under my bed
>but the two problems with that are that I checked, and my door was closed, and there was no cat anywhere in my room.
>>700468503
I have very fucked dreams. Can I barrow money? What's your social security number? Can I live in your attic?
>>700466870
That's true
>>700466917
Sounds like a good time
>>700467872
Damn that was harsh. I'm shamefully heading to bed now
>>700467988
I'm gonna call it a night. See ya
>>700468226
Of course I dooo. Goodnight buddy I'm out
>>700467872
If you're looking for that I'd say get a 50$ bottle.
>>700467922
I don't really like chlorine pools, I'd rather swim in like a reservoir or lake.
>>700468643
Nigga got my respects for choosing the ol fists
>>700468672
Oh hell no!
Night
>>700468912
Dont mind me, Im drinking
>>700468591
I should carry a multitool since it's easier....maybe.
>>700467677
Go braves.
>>700468800
Of course, it'd also be a very nice sight for others to witness, i don't see why she shouldn't.
>>700468910
Oh? What did ya find?
>Ama
>>700468591
I don't remember anything from class except that
>>700468503
Yep, need to eat there now lol
>>700468790
I have some fond memories, but none too big
>>700469074
>chop chop
>>700469009
Daw, I didn't mean to offend you cutie
Good night!
>>700469019
I assume a $10 one is a tiny bottle?
>>700469038
What would you use it other than cutting?
>>700469009
Sleep well man
>>700469023
Fuck. Wish I was as well
Drinking anything special?
>>700469229
Why cut when you can just stab in the pancreas?
>>700469165
It's k, I dont remember shit either except fork.. cause I know damn well I need to say that to my grandma when she makes tamales
>>700469258
Nah just seagrams
>You Know
>>700468643
>Nant Special Reserve
Just read into it a little.
Never heard of Australian whisky, wonder if it would be worth it to order a bottle.
>>700469229
Everclear is shit.
I just meant a 50$ bottle of any whisky.
a shot of everclear, or really any true moonshine, will get you drunk real quick.
>hitagi
>>700469436
I called you cute, baka!
>Toh-Rin
>>700469436
Hey look it's a cutie
>>700469486
Oh well, still pretty sweet
Have a nice drink night man
Seems like sleep caught up
Cya guys
>>700469483
Exactly!
>>700469574
Oh, I avoid moonshine.. I wanna keep it clean, stay away from illegal stuff
>You Know
>>700467872
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>700468472
That was a very adorable scene
>>700468672
Night lil ship but still though :p
>>700468913
HOLY FUCK DUDE
>what makes my dream scary is that dreams i have are more visions. Like deja vus
>>700468971
Yes. Truce for now
>>700468973
Mmhmm
>>700469165
Fuck lol
>>700469019
Makes sense. Homie. But pool water is nice cause its clear
>shinoa
