Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700435116
Only a bit
>>700435261
You just have to live another decade or two, then cyborg organs or stem cells will carry you for a long way after that. Maybe long enough to be able to transfer your mind to a robot
>>700435375
Please no
Anything but that
Ya'll bitches better be posting lewds for me
Reporting for duty!
>>700435528
Hows everyone doing today?
>>700435582
SENPAI!!!
>>700435528
Oh look, she has colors this time.
>I still don't understand.
>>700435582
You're just being mean
>>700435605
>>700435662
im actually wondering if I should tell me therapist tbh
>>700435945
Post it
>>700435375
>>700435945
Every day we stray further away from God's light
Its time for chimmichunga sandwiches again. Makes me a little wet.
>>700435687
>Wanting lewds.
Be a bit more specific. Only then shall we provide.
>>700435687
If you ask so roughly then I guess I have to
>>700435753
I'm good! A bit spooked since I move into my dorm for college in a week
>>700435826
Quit while you have some dignity
>>700435945
You should, tell the therapist everything or they can't do their job
>>700435979
Please don't
>>700435993
Kill me
>>700436037
Oh boy!
>>700435753
I am fine, should head off to sleep soon. And you?
>>700435375
oh god... those poor squirrals
>>700435945
tell us
>>700436195
This
>>700435851
Am i?
>>700435945
How bad is it?
>>700435851
There's nothing to understand.
>>700436360
Notice me!!!!
Nico Nico Nii
>>700434474(Syndra)
Is it bad?
>>700434489(Kyouko)
Both are very good options. I got tired of playing things tonight
>>700434707(Akame)
>Any company is good company
Oh god do I hear you there my friend. my brother just came home for a visit so there's some company for a bit
>>700434925(???)
Hello, how are you doing tonight?
>>700435261(Ruby)
Ruby ~
>claimed
>>700435979
>>700436195
>>700436348
no no i dont need a new post compilation
>>700436360
ive already used it and yeah you guys might not like it that much if even i am wondering about myself
>>700436360
I dunno, probably. It's what you usually do.
>>700436367
I see...
>>700436701
Post it faggot and you'll become legend
CLAIMED AND
>D-D-Dubs get
All those poor squirals.
>>700436782
>>700436574
Ayy lmao
>>700436701
You may as well at this point. You have an image to maintain
>>700436701
if you didnt want to post it why'd you bring it up? It only made us more curious
>>700436574
Oh! It's you~
>>700436574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDiyadMtwNM
>>700436838
Negative ghost rider.
>>700435605
Yeah, I've always wanted a robotic body. Then I wouldn't have to worry about biological limitations and needs.
>>700435375
Care to share? I'm all ears.
>>700436918
Fuck off with your shitty music
>>700436918
https://youtu.be/t7SSEj1jlb8
>>700436887
Soo... Muppo getting annoyed at daily minor inconveniences?
>>700436900
Heya love how are ya?
>>700436916
Yes yes it's me, what's up?
>>700436918
Thanks for the song haha i've never heard this one before!
>>700436914
I only wanted to know if i should tell someone I needed to work up the courage to tell my therapist in person also im sad and lonely and wanted people to talk too
>>700436900
its written down on paper also with all the grammatical errors you wouldn't understand it
>>700436945
Exactly! Going to go full cyborg if it becomes possible.
>>700436838
Where is your waifu from?
The art style seems familiar
>>700437074
Ay Rory, I'm reading the GATE manga. Just after where they killed the flame dragon
>>700437074
http://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE
>>700436693
I wouldn't say that its bad, its just a bit annoying.
>>700436701
It cant be that bad.
>>700437148
Don't we all?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>700437148
"She is noted to be extremely unlucky and/or clumsy. Most of her series has her failing at everyday tasks. Seems to like mayonnaise."
>>700437270
Do it in text here and I will help you correct it all.
>>700437270
I see. I dont think bringing up the fact you made an erotica to your therapist is a good idea. Some things you should keep private.
Well i mean, we're all curious now. Tell ussss
>>700437361
nigger
Kyoko claimed
>>700437361
Cute
>>700437193
I'm fine, just nervous about starting college
>>700437270
What is it about? Femdom?
Is esdeath in it?
>>700437322
Hey there smuggles
>>700437449
If you don't tell your therapist everything, they can't do their job properly
>>700437193
Cool. How are you today?
>>700437322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZF_zPkWbhY
>>700437279
Finally I can achieve the age-old dream of having ten rotating cybercocks.
>>700437317
Well sure, but i wouldn't make a manga about it...
>>700437340
Huh. Well ok then.
>>700437604
nice position for a deepthroat face fucking
>>700436928
go away
>>700437561
Good point
>>700437690
this guy gets it
>kurumi
>>700437279
You seen the arc the anime mussed, and the multiple scenes? They had to cut it so short.
>>700437310
https://youtu.be/oFBbOHohwR8
>>700437322
M'smugger :^)
>>700437488
>squish
>
>Rory-sama
>>700437633
Why have ten rotating cybercocks if your waifu doesn't even exist. Why exist if your waifu doesn't exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>700437488
Your waifu's parents have great taste in names
>>700437561
>therapy
Only good therapy is Physical therapy
>>700437398
>>700437449
you all have to promise i wont see this as a comp and no one can judge me this is for medical reasons
>>700437561
Oh? Don't be nervous love just take it slow for the first two semesters, get into the swing of things and you get used to it really quick. College is pretty great!
>>700437604
Doing great! Just enjoying myself and relaxing for the weekend. You?
>>700437488
Heya love how are ya?
>>700437322
hey there smuglord
>>700437702
Love you too sugar~
>>700436117
Where are you going? whats your major?
>>700436122
Just fine.
>>700436693
I'm actually really hungry and I kinda want to drink.
>>700437633
The dream
Would they also cum flames?
>>700437730
Exactly, that's how therapy works
>>700437823
Which arc do you mean? Going into Japan with the girls?
>>700437964
I know it will probably be fine, but I still worry
You up to anything?
>>700437917
Of course. I just want to help you
>>700437685
>>700437917
Don't post it.
>>700437964
I've been fine I guess, doing nothing this weekend as always.
>>700435851
>>700435993
>>700436037
>>700436574
>>700436693
>>700437322
>>700437702
Hey you! Yeah, you! I wanna talk to you about how your day has been!
>>700437917
sure dude
>>700437917
post it we're all your friends here
>>700437270
Therapist? Whatever it is, go for it. No one can help you but yourself
>>700437322
Smugsy dubs, welcome back. Any shows you're watching currently? I'm on a kitchen nightmares uk binge. Ramsay is cool
>>700437488
Hello Kyoko. How's life?
>>700437561
You'll be alright. Why nervous? Could it be the schedule?
>>700438115
yeah maybe you are right nvm
>>700438224
Tristana claim and main
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQlOpvDCSiQ
Help
I need somebody
help
not just anybody
help
you know I need someone
help!
>>700438115
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>700437982
then it's a one way street
>>700438179
eh, fine enough, I'm just chilling out, gunna replace my brakes in the morning
>>700437827
It is remotely possible, however improbable, that we can one day extract our waifus from their various series with the power of advanced science.
>>700437917
I promise
>>700438058
Of course!
>>700438001
The Milwaukee school of engineering for Biomedical Engineering
>>700437917
Please don't
>>700438224
No, I think I'll be fine for that. Just living on my own seems kinda challenging. And I wont really know anyone there
>>700438115
no fun allowed.
fucking end yourself
its his fault for being a fucking spurg. let us have our fun.
>>700438179
Why not me?
>
>>700437561
Hello franny
>>700437604
Oh
>>700437823
M'smugger :^)
>>700437964
Hello little nico
>>700438179
Pretty good. Helped my best friend moved into an apartment. You?
>>700438224
Ramsey is a saint besides his acting. Watching justice League
>>700437917
>>700438115
Ignore that noise
Post it
>>700438565
Because you're a faggot who's underage
STOP RUINING EVERYTHING SHIRO
>>700437317
How so? I actually know nothing about it. It looked like it was all in Japanese which is what steered me away from it
>>700438179
Oh you know, the same as any other day. Sat around waiting for something to happen, nothing happened and I loathe life
>>700438639
I'm just kidding love. How are you?
>>700438684
No, u.
>>700438058
Thats understandable.. I wish you the best of luck!
I'm just relaxing and eating my dinner at the moment n_n nothing special.
>>700438115
Sounds like a good weekend to me if you don't have to do anything haha have you been enjoying it so far?
>>700438179
It's been going great! Thanks for asking lol
>>700438639
how many smug levels are you on right now?
>>700437964
Other than sleep problems, I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
>>700437823
I'm really not that familiar to Japanese names. Can't decide if it's a good name or not, but she is my waifu after all.
>>700438684
this
>>700438738
no seriously go drink a gallon of water and go for a run you fat fuck
Iceberg is shit
>>700438058
Zombies.
>>700438179
Im eating chimmichunga sandwiches while playing MWO and doing my washing.
>>700438401
Dont care.
>>700438639
Ramsay is basically every cook ever. His reactions are industry standard.
>>700438768
I think you got the wrong anon with the names.
>>700435528
Cute.
>>700438738
Shiro is basically retarded in the show
You are basically retarded irl
Shiro is in a place she doesnt belong
You are in a place you dont belong
>>700438768
She has a great name.
>>700438423
What would robo pussies/asses be like?
>>700438639
I'm fine
>What if I jerk off to imaginary men?
>>700438747
What are you eating?
>>700438827
>Hugs
>>700438804
But, what if I do both of those daily?
>>700438747
Not really, no.
hip hop skippedy bop
>>700438690
It is all Japanese.
There are some 3rd party apps that translate some things, but you need to memorize at least some buttons.
Or just click everything until it works.
>>700438953
Like a bag of salty coins.
>>700439004
why is this a gif the fuck
>>700438941
kek
>>700438981
>both of these
you forgot being a fat fuck
this guy
>>700438953
>not noticing the pic was Bismarck
>not noticing its lettuce prinz
>>700438941
I've read the comic and Shiros grammer was terrifying
>>700439122
I don't know man, I've stated previously I'm a fat fuck. Why should I say it again if you've already said it anyways?
>>700438768
>>700438907
I mentioned about sleep problems, right? I blame it on them. Correct one >>700437832
Yuuko Aioi is claimed! (╹◡╹)
>>700439122
no more bully
no more, i said
stop
>>700438941
pure destruction
>>700439294
you've also stated previously that you're going for a run and you drink an unhealthy amount of water
why would you say it again anyways?
>>700439309
what
>>700438439
I see it as an intro to how real life will be. Use the point that you don't know anyone as fuel to get out there. Remember to not give a fuck ;). I'm doing that next year
>>700438639
Justice League is awesome. I don't remember much of it. I usually watch snippets of Batman being batman on youtubes.
>>700439309
Heey Yuuko
>>700438941
Belong with belong. Learn to rap boi. Is that also true?
>>700438907
Oh the zombie arc. That wasn't even in the anime though
>>700439109
That seems unfun
>>700439278
I fucked up
>>700439309
Hey sweety
>>700439444
wow the meme
>>700438738
Doing fine my dude. Just helpped a bro move stuff into an apartment
>>700438747
like,, maybe 5, or 6 right now my dude
>
>>700438907
You nerd
>>700438953
Did anything interesting?
>that's okay as long as they have a little sister :^)
>>700439309
Gorgeous?
>>700439618
mugi
>>700439690
yes
>>700439444
>checked
no bully
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>>700439537
Hey there! How are you?
>>700438768
I hope they get better for you.. sleeping problems are always sucky..
>>700438953
A salad with a cherry coke n_n
>>700438981
Why's that..?
>>700439620
You are like a baby.. watch this.
>SMUG
>>700439748
>implying he doesnt deserve it
>>700439102
Clicking buttons until they work sounds like my kind of style
>>700439122
I don't eat much chocolate, maybe this is the answer
>>700439309
are you the yuuko i know?
>>700438439
>biomedical engineering
good lord, you're a smart one.
>>700440049
but you'll become fat like shitro
>>700439595
Hello, hello!
>>700439620
Gorgeous?
No, you.
>>700440019
no one deserves bully
no bully
>>700440154
Ehh?
I suppose so!
hold on im hungry as fuck be right back
>>700439869
Doesn't really matter.
>>700438401
>The Midas commercial replays through my mind.
Good luck with that.
>>700438565
I've talked to you a bit today already, you've been watching Poker and whatnot on Youtube.
>>700438639
I'm finally back home, returned about midday. I've just been relaxing the best I can.
>>700438690
Nothing is not happening, there is always something going on around you, you are just unable to comprehend it. Just imagine all of the things that your body is trying to do to sustain itself and then try telling me that nothing is happening around you.
>>700438747
You know what's great? Knowing how amazing one's own shower is compared to other showers they've probably used.
>>700438907
Multitasking to the extreme I see.
>>700440154
this is a new yuuko
>>700439537
Fair enough.
I have enough safety nets there
>>700439620
Some DnD
>Why does that matter?
>>700439869
What kind of dressing?
Vinegarette? Ranch? Thousand island?
>>700440154
I like a challenge
>>700440252
How are you?
>>700439595
Dropped in favour of Tuka being a shit. Made me mad.
>>700439620
:^)
>>700440390
Oh yes, that's correct.
>>700440399
Disheartening
>>700440252
hello new yuuko
>>700440404
I do aswell, but i was never good at school.
>>700440438
Tuka a best
>>700440390
Always.
>Rory-sama
>>700440501
stop living
>>700440631
Why?
>>700440631
im trying
>>700439748
I've been well. Relaxing in the living room. Und you?
>>700440404
Best of luck with college. Don't 404 on us. Keep in touch once in a while, yes? What's your major?
>>700440631
I'm curious, what happened?
>>700440255
Does to me so spill it!
>>700440390
Haha i mean i can't disagree! where'd that thought come from?
>>700440404
Just some classic vinaigrette, really hitting the spot right now actually.
>>700440631
umm why you keep using a claimed waifu?
>>700435528
Nagito Komaeda
>>700440737
not you esdeath i love you friend
>>700440690
because you ruin everyones fun
>>700440762
see above
>>700440438
I also didn't really like the tuka thinking Itami was her father. That was a bit creepy and dumb
>>700440568
I enjoy science a lot
>>700440762
Biomedical
Ill try to
>>700440791
Vinegarette is the best dressing
Sounds great
>>700440390
Oi! Don't you get smart with me ~
Seriously though there isn't anything interesting going on in my life right now. My brother just came home for a visit and now I remember how much less successful I am
>>700440438
>booty
>>700440791
What a cutie you are ~
What do you got going on tonight?