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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. If you do not post in his thread,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. If you do not post in his thread, Teddy will come to your house and hide under your bed. When you fall asleep, Teddy will kill you.
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>>700419058
shut the fuck up faggot
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Go fuck yourself
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>>700419058
Sage
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cute
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...
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>>700419058
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kk
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>>700419058
fag
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damm
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>>700419058
You cock
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>>700419058
faggot
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>>700419058
im safe now
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....
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>>700419058
can we stop these annoying ass threads

>comeatmeteddy
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pls no teddy i am young
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>>700419058
1111.
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>>700419058
Gay
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>>700419058
same
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>>700419058
fuck niggers
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uwu
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not taking the risk
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>>700419449
Rip
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>>700419058
fuck you
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Hi I make 24.50 an hour working at your mom's vagina. It's so incredibly flipflop deflooby dop weeblywoobly swigswag boobly hoopdoop da scoopshoop huehuehuehue daaaunp sign up now and ill galipgaloop your moms loop poop
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WHY TEDDY? FUCKING WHY?
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>>700419058
fuck... first one ive ever replied to.
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>>700419058

OP, if YOU don't reply specifically to this post in the next 2 hours. Teddy will come for YOU.

Tick tock, OP. Tick tock.
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>>700419058
k
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>>700419058

Would he suck my dick?
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Posting in thread
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>>700419058
I reckon I could take him
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>>700419757
Teddy will do no such thing.
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posted 4chan cringe IM SAFE
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>>700419058
why does teddy look like ronald mc donald?
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>>700419058
Ayy lmao
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>>700419757
I read that in riddlers voice from the arkham games
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>>700419058
Ill post
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>>700419058
nooo man i dont want that
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well
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>>700419058
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>>700419058
Okay...
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>>700419058
why u bein peak teddy
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>>700419058
ok
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Джаз
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fuck
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>>700419058
fk
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Damn
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>>700419058
teddy is here
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WHY DO SO MANY SPOOPYS WANNA KILL ME TONIGHT?
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Mmmmmm. I'm going to climb under the bed with Teddy tonight and kiss him on the mouth while I slip my cock into his tight ass. See you soon Teddy. Hope you're ready.
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>>700419058
Eat some poo you silly willy.
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>>700419197
idontcare.jpeg
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fucj yuou
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bye teddy
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Kek
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lmao we'll all die eventually
might as well make it soon
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>>700419058
Ree
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didn’t want to move to a new place. All of my toys were in boxes and we didn’t have any T.V. Mom told me to play outside but she was always busy and Dad was at work. There weren’t any kids around there anyway. Mom told me to explore the house, but I didn’t like to. The house was empty except for boxes. The basement was dark and the attic was dark too and I didn’t like the funny smell in there either. The old people left some treasures in the house and those were fun. I found some shiny spikes that Mom called Jacks. She said they were for a game but I need a ball to play it. I couldn’t find a ball but the Jacks were fun to spin like tops. I found an old Teddy in the attic too when I went up there with Dad. It’s missing an eye and it has a big smile. I didn’t tell Dad about it because he doesn’t like dirty toys. He threw away Blanket after it was old. He never told me that, but I know he did.

The forest was fun to play in but Mom said not to go too far. I found a little house that looked like Dad’s old shed. It had leaves and stuff growing all over it and it looked all broken and really old. There was a little window with bars on it and I didn’t like it. I stayed away from the house because I didn’t think there was treasure in there. Sometimes I threw rocks at the house. I thought I might break it, but it was still pretty strong. I found frogs in the forest. They were hard to catch. I also saw other kids in the woods, but they all hid behind the trees and watched me. They didn’t say anything and I didn’t like them watching me. They got closer and closer if I stayed too long in the forest.
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ebin bread faggot
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how the fuck is teddy gonna come to all of our houses at the same night?

sounds like a faggot
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So everyone else in the world is going to die except a handful of /b/tards?
Basically what I expected for Armageddon, I guess.
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>>700419058
PLS TEDDY NOOOOOOO0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o
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Kys
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At night I heard noises. They made me very scared. I had to hide Teddy from Dad and Mom so I kept him under the bed, but when the noises got louder I would hold him tight and he would make me feel better. The noises got real bad when it was really late. It was the kids in the forest crying. They got louder when they were closer to the house. I never told Dad or Mom about them because grownups always think I’m dreaming when I’m not. I felt safe with Teddy anyway, so I didn’t need to sleep in their room.

I started to hear their voices one night. They were whispering real quiet outside, but I could hear them whispering. They were outside under my window and they were looking up into my room. In the night they glowed pale green like my star stickers, but brighter. I didn’t like to look at them. They had holes instead of eyes. When they got louder, I held Teddy closer. They went away in the morning.

One night I heard Teddy talking. He had a soft voice. I was crying because the whispers were getting louder. He told me it was going to be alright. He promised to keep me safe. In the morning when the children went back to hide in the forest, I talked to Teddy.

“Are you a good guy?” I asked Teddy. I made sure Dad and Mom were busy so they wouldn’t find us.

“I am a friend to children, little one. I am their guardian in the night from the wickedness of the Bright Eyes. I have protected many children from those creatures and I will protect you too.”

“Who are they?” I asked Teddy.

“They want to take you away little one. They want to hurt you. I am old and I am weak, but I can protect you for a while longer. I appear to children who need me. Those things aren’t children, they hide what they really are inside the skin of children. I have fought them for such a long time, but they grow strong as I grow weak.”
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choke me daddy
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fuck you teddy
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>>700419058
op is cunt
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>>700420810
no, you have to see the spoopy for it to curse you. It is known.
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We'll shit fam
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>>700419058
Classic Teddy.
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>>700419058
No
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no immunity cat :/ fuck u op
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>>700419058
If Teddy comes and kills me, I'll be sure to call him a nigger just before he does.
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>>700419058
I'll be waiting for Teddy. And if he doesn't come, I'll fucking hide under HIS bed and rip his limbs off for being a fucking pussy.
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My beds on the floor so I'm fine
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op is a fag
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stfu
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>>700421262
Teddy doesn't care for your ruse.
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no
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>>700419058
fuck you op
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fack u
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>>700419058
This is teddy
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>>700419058
No
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>>700419058
:(
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>>700420994
Okay, so I guess my nexr question would be that if everyone he sees he hides under their bed and presumably kills, how would his demands be known?

Also, cool story- I'm interested in reading more. Gave me the spoops! :O
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qsd
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Dksjshd
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Jokes on you, i dont have a bed.
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This is the ferchus of death.
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Bat shit rat shit, dirty ol twat. 69 assholes tie it in a knot. Hooorayyy l, lizard shit, FUCK
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reply
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/
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>>700419058
teddy likes to rave on mdma
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When are you fucks going to start getting banned
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kj
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>>700419058
H
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>>700421551
He only hides under the beds of the ones who ignore him. I'm assuming if you post in his thread you'll be good. Teddy gets off on that shit.
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>>700419058
have fun teddy, life suck give me my liberty
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Pls teddy no
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FAGGOTS
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Every night Teddy would stay with me. The Bright Eyes came closer and closer though. They would float up to the window and stare inside. They whispered their noises to me and Teddy told me to shut my ears with my hands while he kept them from coming inside. He told me that he was getting weaker and that was why the child-monsters tried to get me. One night they got into the house. They came up the stairs and started scraping my door. We had to sit against the door to keep them from coming in. Their whispers were loud enough that I could hear them. They kept saying,

“Come and play, come and play. Come come come.”

Teddy watched over me while I was sleeping. In the morning Mom found me sleeping on the ground. She asked what was wrong, but I was afraid she would take Teddy away, so I couldn’t tell.

Teddy told me in the morning that he was too weak to protect me for much longer. He said that there was only one way to keep the Bright Eyes from hurting us.

“There is a key in the basement. We need that key to keep us safe. I cannot go with you. They are strong in that darkness. They will sense me if I go down there and they would take me from you. But they will not see you. They are asleep while the morning sun is up. I need you to go down and get the key.”

“I don’t want to go down there, Teddy.” I told him, hugging him. “What if they try to hurt me?”

“I’m sorry little one, but without that key, neither one of us will be safe for much longer. You can get the key, I cannot.”
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Sage
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fuck man
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P
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>>700419058
fuck off
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“How will I find it?” I asked him.

“They will be guarding it. They know that with it, we can be safe from them. One of them will be holding it. You must take it without waking them. I will wait here for you.”

I didn’t want to go down there, but I couldn’t let them take Teddy away. I was scared, but I went down the stairs quietly. Teddy waited at the top watching me. He was quiet too so he wouldn’t wake them up.

I found them in the corner of the basement, hiding behind a lot of boxes. They were glowing in the dark and they were curled up together. They shook like they were cold and they sounded like they were crying. I was afraid. They didn’t see me. Their eyes were closed like Teddy said. One of them was holding a string tied to the key. I sneaked after them, hiding behind boxes. I wanted to cry without Teddy there with me. I got closer to them. I held my breath tight and was very quiet.

I got very close and I reached out for the key when the one holding it opened its eyes. It looked at me. Its eyes were empty. I screamed, but I grabbed onto the key and turned around, pulling it away until the string broke. They all got up and started coming after me yelling,

“No! Stop!”
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>>700419058
kys faggot
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They chased me. I tripped on the stairs and I heard them sliding up behind me like snakes. I got back up and ran up the stairs as fast as I could while they tried to grab my legs. I got upstairs before them and closed the door. I heard them on the other side. They were still yelling and hitting the door. I held the key tight. I looked down at it. It was black and plain like an old-fashion kind. I didn’t like how it looked. Then I noticed that Teddy was gone. I called for him, but he didn’t answer. I didn’t know where he went, he said he would wait but he was gone. I started crying.

Dad found me when the Bright Eyes stopped making noises. He asked me what was wrong and why I yelled. I couldn’t tell. I hid the key so he wouldn’t find it. I knew that Teddy had to hide too. That was why he wasn’t there. Dad was very angry. He told me not to yell except if it was an emergency. He told me that he found my Teddy and that he took it and threw it away. I cried and told him I needed Teddy, but he didn’t listen. He said he would get me a new one, but I didn’t want a new Teddy. I was afraid without him and Dad wouldn’t listen!

I hid from Mom and Dad all day. They didn’t know but they couldn’t help me. But Teddy came back at night time when I was in bed. I saw the door open and I was afraid it was the Bright Eyes, but I saw that it was him.

“Teddy! You came back!”

“Yes, little one. I will never leave you. Your Father tried to take me away. He is being controlled by the Bright Eyes, but I was still strong enough to escape their power. We don’t have much time. Did you get the key?”

“Yes.” I said. I got out of bed and showed him the key.

“You are very brave little one, but you must be brave one more time. This time, I will not leave you. We must go into the forest. There is a place there where they cannot go.”
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Gaylord
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>>700419058
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cant stop laugh when i see thoses answers
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“But I’m not allowed outside at night. If Mom and Dad find out, they might not let us be together anymore.” I said this, but I felt bad because I was scared of going in the forest.

“After tonight, you will be safe, but we must go now before it’s too late.”

I heard the Bright Eyes crying in the basement. They were hitting the door again.

“Please, little one. This is our only chance.”

“You’ll be with me the whole time?”

“Yes, little one. I will stay with you until you are safe.”

We sneaked out of the room. I held Teddy and the key tight. We went downstairs and had to go past the door to the basement before we could get outside. I saw the green light through the cracks and I ran. I heard the door open behind us when I got outside and I saw the Bright eyes push their way out, crying and yelling.

“No! Stop! Come and play!”

I ran into the forest. It was very cold. Teddy told me where to go. It was very dark and I tripped a lot. The Bright Eyes kept coming, flying after us. I ran further and further and I fell down and scraped my knee. I dropped Teddy. Teddy ran into the forest.
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>>700419058
replying so I don't die
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>>700419058
under my bed?

that little nigger would get raped by my furious army of dust bunnies. i'm only posting because i know teddy has terrible allergies.
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Teddy looks like a faggot
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I feel it
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>>700419058
wtf lol
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“Wait Teddy! Don’t leave me alone!” I yelled.

“This way little one! Follow my voice!”

I stood up and held the key. I ran after Teddy. He kept telling me where he was and I ran after him. I kept crying. The Bright Eyes were so close behind, still making horrible sounds.

“In here.” Teddy said. I stopped and saw that he was standing in the old forest house. The door was open. It looked much smaller in the dark.

“I can protect you in here. You will be safe from the Bright Eyes, little one.”

I looked at Teddy, with his wide grin. I smiled back, but I was scared. It was a very dark room.

“Do we have to go in there?”

Teddy looked sad. I felt bad for being scared.

“If you don’t hurry, they will find you, they will take you away. They will hurt you. I want to protect you, little one. You must come in here and shut the door. They can’t come in here when I’m here to protect you.”

I turned around. The bright children with crooked faces were floating after us. Dark stuff dripped from their empty eyes. They were flying forward with outstretched hands yelling,

“No! Come! Come! Come and play!”

I ran into the house and shut the door.

“Quickly now! Lock it with the key before they can get in!”

I stood on tiptoes to reach the lock and put the key in. I turned it as fast as I could. Right when I stopped, the children started hitting the door very hard, yelling at me. I dropped the key on the ground.

“No! Come and play!”

I ran away from the door to the corner of the room. I tripped and fell down onto a pile of hard, lumpy things. I turned around and saw Teddy walk up to the door. He bent over and picked up the key.

“Teddy, what’s all this stuff on the ground?” I asked him. I was afraid because he wasn’t saying.
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>first result is scaryforkids.com
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>>700419058
Shit meme, bro
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stop this shit
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Lmao im a nigger i dont have a bed
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The Bright Eyes were hitting the door, but it was locked and they couldn’t get in, just like Teddy said. He walked toward me. I heard something rip and his button eye fell off and rolled on the ground. The fur on his face began to rip and two glowing red holes appeared. They got real wide and bright and lit up his face. He smiled real big and his mouth began to rip open too. He made a sound like Granpa used to make when he was sick.

I cried. I ran away from Teddy and started to hit the door with my fists. It was locked up tight. Teddy’s eyes got really bright and lit up the room like a night light. Two long cracking arms with knifes instead of hands came out of his mouth and began to scrape against the floor, pulling Teddy toward me. I crawled back to the corner. I fell on one of the lumpy things underneath me and hurt my hand. They were white and hard and had scratches all over them. There were lots and lots of them all over.

“What are you doing Teddy? Please stop! You’re frightening me!” I cried as he came closer.

The children were yelling to me from the darkness. They reached in through the bars of the window. I finally knew what they saying. They weren’t saying, “Come and play,” they were saying, “Run away.”
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>>700419058
asd
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>>700419197
....
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Banter
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>>700421824
>Teddy gets off on that shit.
Laughed out loud\10

Like the other anon, I sleep on a matress on the floor because yolo. Would he manifest in the floor and get stuck? Or would he hopefully land on my neighbours downstairs where they'd be proper fucked I'm guessing because they didn't post in this thread..
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>>700419058
Bet
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>>700419058
no pls teddy
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dont kills me
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>>700419058
fuck u
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When I fall asleep? Fucking bad copy of Krueger
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kill me teddy
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Teddy its okay Im posting here.
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Keek
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>>700419058
there is no room under my bed....
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Fuck off
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I sleep on a couch
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>>700422630
No, as per the rules he comes to your house. I figure he'd probably parse things out from there. Do you have a closet or something? Maybe even a pile of clothes would work. Teddy is resourceful.
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>>700419058
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Teddy is a wimpy limp-dicked faggot like OP that i will torture to death if he comes anywhere near my house. get fucked OP
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faggot
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>>700419058
Kys
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Pretty hard to fit under a matress on the floor
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My bed doesn't have a bottom. Teddy dun goofed.
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>>700419058
My bed is on the ground, no room underneath Faggot.
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>>700419058
Fucking faggot
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>>700419058
Teddy likes dick in his ass
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..
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kek
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Is this the new your mom will die in her sleep or some shit?
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>>700419058
Jokes on you teddy I sleep on the streets :^)
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>>700419058
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He'd do me a favor
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>>700419058
Ok
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>>700419058
noooo
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>>700422202
Fug
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ok
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Plz don't kill me
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fuck you op
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>>700419058
Im not about this
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>>700419058
You just activated my trap card, OP
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>>700422910
then he'll hide in the closet or the nightstand or one of your mom's dildos.

teddy will make do with what's available at any given time.

i mean, just look at that fucker. you think the interior design of the 21st century hinterlands is gonna stop him? not a chance.
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>>700419058
fuck you attention whore
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Fuck you OP
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Faggot
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>>700419058
how about no
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Fuk
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>>700419311
this
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>>700419058
my bed is literally like an inch high, good look m8 your head'll look like this, and then you wont be so fucking scary.
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>>700419058
k
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please
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Teddy, reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>700419058
jfg
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>>700419058
i hate everything about you
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>>700419058
O-ok.
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Pls no Teddy
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nice one faggot
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Fuck yiouy teddy
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>>700423885
Why do i... love you!
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nooooooooo
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For the love of god i hate these lame faggot threads. Hope teddy rapes your 12 year old butt hole you filthy cunt
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Would you stupid fuckers PLEASE sage if youre going to post here. jesus christ.
>sage in all feilds faggots
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2 spooky
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I'm excited for the thrilling conclusion to the story tbh
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My bed is directly on the floor, so he can fuck off.
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Ok
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777
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>>700419058
fuck off teddy
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>>700419058
k
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>>700419058
not risking it fam, im safe now
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>>700419058
Pls dont
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kek
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>>700419058
Just gonna play it safe
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fhhtcsgks
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pls nu
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Fuck off with this bullshit
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>>700419058
Cunt
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Yawn.
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>>700419058
I'm all alone in the apartment and am gonna watch The Shinning in the dark. Tee hee hee =)
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Nah son
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I will die eventually anyway. If Teddy kills me I will annoy him for eternity. I don't have to be stronger to annoy him, just annoying. Endlessly annoying.

I suggest Teddy seek enlightenment and not bother people living or dead.
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>>700419058
NIGGER
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Kek
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>>700419058
jesus why op
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>>700419058
Have a cancer, fag.
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>>700419058
pleb
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>>700419058
fun how everyone insults OP but secretly they just want to reply to the thread...myself included...fuck you OP
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Fuck no cock master
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ok
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fuck you
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fuck op
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>>700419058
kys fuckin' newfag
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>>700419058
Kys
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mmm
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>>700419058
heck no, teddy!
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>>700419058
post
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>>700419058
xd
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teddy pls no
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>>700419058
ok
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>>700419058
PLS TEDDY no
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>>700419058
kys
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K
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>>700419058
teddy's a nigger
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Why aren't these faggots banned for shitting up this site even further?
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>>700419058
NIGGER
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you can try u bitch ass nigger.
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>>700419710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
reading that made me think of link related
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>>700419058
Fucking fuckers
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>>700419058
Ok. Thanks for the warning.
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>>700425426
How is this thread shitting up the site any worse than every other thread?
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Guck.teddy no offwnse
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>>700419058
How can he hide under my bed if he's fucking DEAD?

Checkmate, atheists.
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>>700419058
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>>700419058
you sound like an underage faggot op
like when a little girl asks for candy to his mommy
fucking faggot
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Lol
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>>700419058
I sleep on the floor
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>>700419058
ok thanks based teddy
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>>700419058
kys
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Pls no hurt me teddy qq
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Wat
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shieeet
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>>700419058
Boobs and balls
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spoop
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jokes on you I don't have a bed
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sheeeit
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>>700425894
knives and pompoms
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>>700419058
please no
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>>700419058
Cunt
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>>700419058
dickhead
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NOPE
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>>700419058
summer
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bitch
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>>700419058
No Teddy please :c
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>>700419058
How the fuck is Teddy gonna kill me if he's already dead???
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Ayy
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>>700419058
Sup
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Fuck
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>>700419058

post
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>>700426515
with spoop
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>>700419058
K
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>>700419058
hell no
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I mean my bed it too low down to climb under but whatever
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>>700419058
asdf
>>
I'd like to see Teddy try, m8. With him being fictional and all
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dubs
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>>700419058
k
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>>700419058
Roll
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>>700419058
cuck
>>
op is fag
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>>700419058
What if your bed is on the floor?
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fuck taking chances, mang
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>>700420805
Kek
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>>700419058
fuck you ted
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>>700419058
I hope he kills me
My teeth hurt like hell for 2 days.
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>>700419058
k
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>>700420805
What about santa?
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fuck you
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what a hunk
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>>700419058
>look mommy i posted it again
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/thread
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Anybody got dem dank meme's?
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>>700419058
pls
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>>700419058
Jokes on you I don't sleep on my ved.
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k
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>>700419058
>Teddy is dead
what a cuck
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>>700419058
Fuck theyre innovating
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>>700419058
i hope he does
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fucking piece of shit
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>>700419058
Aksdndn
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>>700419058
Ted's dead
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>>700419058
just in case
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uwu
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>>700419058
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Teddy
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well shit
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fag
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Teddy would be doing me a favor.. But now i've posted.. FUCK!!
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>>700419877
And yet you responded
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My mattress is on the floor faggot. I'd love to see teddy hide under there
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>>700419058
third one today christ
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>>700419058
he can try, no space under my bed
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>>700419058
fuck off faggot
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>>700419058
thats not nice
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Plz no :'(
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