Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700379845
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>700386247
Uh... what if I haven't actually played the game? Glad to hear you're great. Also, the Super Mario Galaxy OST is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJXAx_5Qky4
still here
and
>>700386506
yeah i know. maybe you give me something to do
Isai says:
>>700386334
Sachi pls. Be kind.
Claiming
Claimed.
>>700387045
"BUY MORE CARDS!"
>>700386247
Nice 247 get.
Disgaea 5 though was more serious story line than the previous ones especially after seeing that Asagi is normal.
>>700386334
Least Roy is better now in Sm4sh.
>>700387139
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
Giant dad claimed
Claimed
Sooo I have to take antidepressants and sleeping pills because my insomnia had reached critical levels and I was starting to skip sleep altogether.
Claiming
>>700387188
Was that a fucking quarter guy reference?
>>700386274 [Ruby]
fuck man I hope your condition will stabilize anytime soon
>>700386388 [Esdeath]
what's cooking?
>>700387067
im trying bb
>>700387188
and instead marth sucks :(
>>700387310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku9PqLXLnF8
I have no idea.
>>700387395
Ikr :<
>>700387248
Damnit!
>>700387174
It's you.
>>700387264
Make sure your antidepressants aren't causing the insomnia, happened to me before with Zoloft.
>>700387022
god damnit, you need to play the game
It's great
And yeah, Nintendo makes great OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUWtSrG6xKU
>Still waiting for a new main series Metroid
>>700387188
>>700387188
Nice dubs get
Asagi still needs her own game.
But yeah, the story was indeed more series.
Shygal claimed.
>>700387039
Ah, your welcome? I suppose I'm kinda in no position to judge you, I'd be kinda hypocritical if I told you to get outside or some junk.
>>700387395
Try nicer.
;^(
>>700387393
Yeah, it probably didn't help that I eat fuck all.
>>700387551
Oh, I didn't used to take anything before, I just couldn't fall asleep no matter what. It got to the point where I'd stay up for 36 hours or more until I crashed, then woke up and repeated the cycle all over again.
>>700387395
Marth has been getting results recently though
Clamed
common fruit Claimed
>>700387803
outside is hot here
>>700387715
How about that AM2R?
>i love super metroid, like a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T78GmHNafN4
>>700387818
Ah, I see.
>>700387715
Asagi: Makai Wars A Never Ending Battle Story.
I think she has a better chance now for her own game than before seeing how normal she is.
>>700388015
fuck yeah, Super Metroid was the best 2D Metroid by far. And I loved AM2R. Been a year since I last played it, so it probably got already updated.
I'll also be a fag and say "Metroid Prime Federation Force is a good spin off game which enlarges the Metroid Lore, especially the federation lore. I'm looking forward to buying and playing it."
>>700388020
Or she just remains a running gag. I wouldn't mind either way
>>700387818
I've been skipping lunch a lot lately, on top of never getting breakfast. I can't tell what's causing this
>>700387990
Outside is thundery here.
>>700387915
Here's your (you) you ordered.
>>700388399
sounds better than hot. want to trade?
>>700387805
ok
wanna erp?
>>700387903
oh really?
haven't really been following sm4sh recently
>>700388354
meh i only eat dinner most days but its probably bad for us
Even dubs opens the chest
>>700388327
It's kind of near impossible for her to be a remaining gag after realizing that those were her clones.
>>700387551
Yes it is.
>>700388354
Inactivity, maybe? I don't know what your daily schedule is, but I haven't had more than one meal a day since I was in middle school, and even then I didn't ever eat breakfast.
I usually just have coffee, then don't eat until dinner, besides eating some snacks during the day.
>>700388327
AM2R got the 1.0 release a couple weeks ago. And guess what.
>nintendo decided to shit on it
>>700388718
You up to anything?
Shiro claimed.
>>700388807
Nope, as always.
>>700388718
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>>700388697
>>700388635
>>700388561
>>700388531
>>700388399
>>700388354
>>700388327
>>700388020
>>700388015
>>700387990
>>700387923
>>700387915
>>700387903
>>700387818
>>700387805
>>700387803
>>700387715
>>700387551
>>700387546
>>700387518
>>700387497
>>700387395
>>700387393
>>700387310
>>700387271
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>>700387248
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>>700386988
samefag.
>>700388635
Yeah a marth got 5th at some big tournament kind of recently
It just took them like a year and half to buff him to a point at which he wasn't shit
>>700388839
Hi.
>>700388885
Did you not know that /waifu/ is just a samefag fest?
>>700388716
I wonder what kind of game it will be then.
>>700388807
God damnit, of course this would happen.
Is it still downloadable?
You got me
>>700388561
Nah thanks, I think I'll keep the rain and thunder, the rain soooothes me...
>>700388531
Are you seriously saying that we are all one guy? Because that is stupid on several levels.
>>700388996
Also, that's fake.
>>700386913
best waifu with the best raifu
Come on guys get rolling!
>claimed
>>700388981
I just checked the blogspot, the 1.1 version is out.
>>700388885
The entire universe is just god letting the same fag getting reborn over and over again with memory loss in between.
>>700388966
Hey! How's it going?
>>700389168
oh well shit,
>>700388704
[Orange sign message]: amazing chest ahead (876 ratings)
>>700388697
Yeah you're probably right but it feels worse to force food down my throat when I'm not hungry
>>700388763
On the opposite, I have rather busy days so sometimes I just don't have time to think about eating, but I'm like whatever I'll eat a lot when I get home but still not hungry
>>700389277
Aww hell yeah, I'm gonna download it~ (not today but soon)
thanks for letting me know
>>700389540
Many waifus, this one is mine.
>>700389350
It goes fine, just watching some various poker stuff on YouTube. How about you?
here!
>>700389509
akame would want you to eat more kek
>why do i love her eat everything stuff so much i wanna feed her
>>700389364
That and I have no physical way to be able to take my current weather and move it over to where you are currently stationed.
>>700389800
maybe her delicious food would cure me
>>700389742
I'm attempting to play wows, but wargaming won't let me.
So I'm chilling afk while my team dies.
>>700389942
>heart pupils
>thigh highs
Yes please.
>>700390062
I wonder if I should play that game. It's pretty popular around here.
>>700390168
Sad fucking virgins
>>700389509
Well, even when I used to take martial arts I didn't eat very much, even though we would practice for 3-4 hours non stop every day. I guess I just don't have the same kind of desire to eat as a lot of people.
I haven't gone over 130lbs in my life because it's just too hard for me to eat a lot.
Calamity-masu'd
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
>>700389856
well i mean just trade me spots
>Be me
>Living with mommy and asshole stepdada
>Usually keep to myself down in the basement with my animes, and vidya while they screw around upstairs
>That fucking chimp thinks I cant hear him bang my mom in this house of paperthin walls
>One day he's doing laundry
>Motherfucker thinks he can put his undies in the same basket as mine and wash them together
>ThisFuckingNigger.jpg
>Tell him that's a big nono and tell mommy on him
>She has to listen to me, I've earned many GBP last week for calling a truce and not chucking my doodoo in the Tyrones aquarium
>That fucking junglebunny had the audacity to tell me to grow up and stop making my moms life a living hell and move out and get a job
>A job
>A FUCKING JOB
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>run to my batcave and take out my glorious 3rd Reich armband
>Eat this subby
>Parade around the house screaming Sieg Heil and Heil Hitler
>Notice my neighbours watching
>My middle schools bff dad, I heard he moved out and married a fitnessjock in SF
>Anyway
>Tyrone chimps out
>OOO OOO AAA AAA
>Comes at me full speed
>OHSHIT.gif
>Start spinning my arms in a forward direction
>Actually sock him in big fat apenose
>"MUTHAFUCKA WHITEBOI" "That's it Martha! I'm out!"
>Notice moms in the corridor crying like a little bitch and smoking ciggs
>Tyrone runs upstairs and starts packing his suitcase
>Run to mom and put my face a few inches from hers
>"Start vaping bitch"
>Run to Tyrones aquarium and lays the big poopie that was laying in my underino all this time
>That'll teach that slave
>Tyrone comes downstairs and goes out the front door
>Mom runs after him
>Tyrone pls dont! He's just a boy!
>"HE'S 14, FFS MARTHA!"
>kek, like age has anything to do with that
>Moms still screaming behind him and he stops, he looks like he's coming around
>NotOnMyWatchCoon.jpg
>run out and stand between him an mommy
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"NO! FUCK THIS"
>Steals neighbours car and drives off
>Mommy realizes I'm the only man for her
>Mommy good boy wins again
>>700390455
Are you Rem or Rem?
>Places bait for Yuno poster.
>yfw the drawfag forgot her long hair
Claiming this qt
>>700389942
This the most lewd chara pic you got?
Lol, amateur.
>>700390168
Mostly because of all the ship fags.
The game itself is alright, nothing spectacular. It is hella slow, so sometimes you will need a minute or more to reload after you shot. It does make room for strategic gameplay and talking to others though.
Does that sound fun to you?
>>700390549
>2/10 bait
At least change pic name.
>>700390417
I'm happy actually
>>700390701
Too old. Do not want.
>>700390546
Well I'm pretty sure by the time we do switch our positions both our current weather's will likely change.
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
>>700390673
looks a little off
>>700390848
thats ok.
>>700390773
>>700390447
I'm really thin too. My weight weight seems somewhat decent but it's because I'm kinda tall
>>700390679
Bug
>>700390841
And not a boat?
>Places another careful bait
>>700390945
I got these during 2014 when i lurked the draw threads.
>>700390761
Shiro
>>700390839
Good
>>700391043
Beautiful space balls
>>700390974
>>700391043
Bullies everywhere.
>>700390841
How about now?
>>700390974
あなたはそれが真実である知っています。
Last bait then I'm going for a walk.
>>700390839
Happy fucking virgin.
>>700390984
Better, a solid 7 on the lewdness scale. But there is still room for improvement!
Just doing my rounds.
>Wish I could leave this place
>>700390985
I'm 6'0, I'm not really sure but I think it's pretty bad for someone to be only 120-125lbs at 6'0 feet. It helps a little knowing my build is naturally thin, but it freak me out sometimes when I look in the mirror and I look like I was designed by CLAMP.
>>700391108
>Beautiful
Thats new
>>700391147
>>700391217
Still not a boat
>>700390945
Well I'm too lazy.
Alright lads, I'm going to be-
>>700391314
that's not even close to a fucking 7
here, watch this
>>700390773
Eh, I tend to avoid team based games. Does sound nice though. What games do you usually tend to play?
>>700391108
You up to anything?
>>700391217
>loli akiko
I wonder where the real Chara went.
>>700391217
Perfect.
>>700391363
Hi Shino. What's up?
>>700391429
That's a positive.
>>700390037
or just having akame
>>700391429
No you've always been beautiful
>>700391556
Not really.
How's school been so far?
>>700391579
I'm feeling embarassed because of your bad lewds m8
and probably going to bed soon
>seeing baby chicks get turned into chicken sludge
Don't do this.
>>700391085
why though?
>>700391475
what would it take then
>>700391780
Well, I only did go for one day, but it was just boring. Weight training seems like it's going to be interesting. I still have three more classes to check out, and one empty period I need to actually get a class for.
>>700391609
Stop denying boats.
>>700391780
Oh, ok
>>700391852
Why not?
>>700391397
I love winter when I get to put my big coat on I feel like people notice less how skinny I am
>>700391683
Yeah or anyone at all to be honest
>>700392045
Nou
>>700391429
I wish I could float
>>700391556
Yep. Bask in the cuteness of little Akiko
>>700391609
>heterochromic Shizu
Perfect
>>700391814
I don't need to meet your standards, I do wit I want!
>>700391556
Basically only this one lately, occasionally AoE2 for nostalgic reasons, but I always get rushed to death if I try to play against humans. Oh, and I play Fire Emblem.
>I tend to avoid team based games
Weren't you playing League?
>>700391480
Yea, was more like a 6, but didn't want to be rude.
Really like the little details on this one, like the rope and pricks on her left arm!
More like this?
>>700391852
http://documentaryheaven.com/the-woman-who-thinks-like-a-cow/
>>700391997
Time to get busy
>>700392193
shit man, if you only looked a bit better you could find some decent lewds which don't feature unrealistic huge tits on a character which is supposed to be androgynous. But yeah, do what you want
>>700392198
I only have like 4 or 5 of those. Sadly almost all of them with a fucking goat
>>700392128
Go night battle with Sendai
>>700392174
We can always make it happen.
Dead bodies float.
>>700392398
I'm having a nice time~
>guess who
>>700392174
You know this is a bad idea.
>>700392198
Yea, it's pretty weird, I don't really like team based games, yet I find myself playing Overwatch and League here and there. I don't really even play video games anymore, ever since I broke the pen to my damn osu! tablet. osu! was my go to game, now it's just no vidya.
>>700392398
>not liking goat penis
What are you fucking bi?
>>700391902
I don't know, a limousine? A jet? A brown leather jacket? A copy of Hyrule Warriors?
I honestly just don't care that much.
Penny claim!~
>Wew
>>700392398
Thank you.
well guess im not going to my friends' anymore
>meaing more yuno posts here and more sleep for me
whats going on with everyone?
>>700392836
>perhaps i should go to sleep now
If this post ends in a 7, you must tell the next poster to get a 7 that you want to kiss them.
>>700392832
Could be better.
Finally back home, fresh out of the shower and about to make some lunch.
>Feels good man.
still here
here
anybody wanna chat
here
>>700387264
I hope you take too many pills and don't fucking wake up
>>700392669
thats expensive
>>700392961
maybe a good idea
>>700393137
How could you steal my 7 like that?
>>700393201
That rule doesn't apply. The Waifus are all real, and so am I, so they aren't avatars.
>>700393137
I want to kiss you, qt
>>700393140
That gif could be very lewd. How are you Laura?
>>700392602
Mi Liu
>>700392625
Actually yes I am
>>700392832
That's a decent one
anyway, I'm going to bed
Chara lewd and out
>>700393140
The first shower you've taken all week?
>>700392912
Whats gud nigga
>>700392961
Probably, kek.
>>700393311
No he was talking about (I think) global rule 2 which means
>If ur under 18 fuck off
Nice dub dubs
>>700393201
>>700393311
Oh, nevermind, I assumed it was the avatar rule, because that's the one that's always posted in these threads.
I'm an idiot.
Singles and I leave.
>>700393334
>THAT FUCKING THUMBNAIL
no matter where you go, everyone is always connected
>>700391556
50 shades of cringe
>>700393386
Goodnight.
>>700393334
I'm not sure how I feel about this or the thumbnail.
>>700393453
I'm not sure how I feel about this Yuuko!
>>700393140
>shower
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>700393386
Nice one. Sleep tight!
>>700392625
To be fair, most people in League tend to not play in team.
>>700393731
>League
>Playing as a team
What are you fuckin gay?
>>700393731
I try to play team-like as best as I can, but I won't deny, I'm pretty shit at it.
>>700393800
I'm as straight as a lesbian trap.
>>700393301
But there is so much cook stuff to watch
Sleep is such a waste of time
>>700393421
Hey penny how are you?
>I'm gonna have to say thanks
I totally kicked my friends' asses at tekken
>>700392483
History and experience teach us that dead bodies make for a mediocre raft at best
>>700392625
I don't know what you're talking about
Little Akiko is for loving and not lewding
>>700393334
Nice thumbnail
>>700393959
I want to give her plenty of loving. Even if that love is lewd, it's still love.
~Shiro
>>700393934
Nice! I'm doin great, playin some Siege.
>Mfw carry as LMG IQ
Feels gud to win
>Penny~
>>700393934
same just dont pass out in your chair i guess
tomoko
>>700392045
Well for one thing it's not very sanitary to just turn them into mush without cleaning and preparing them first, and it's also not very nice.
Animals should be shot cleanly, skinned, and prepared, for the good of the animal and the people eating it.
>>700392125
I have an awesome leather jacket so every time winter comes around I look like I'm trying to cosplay an 80s TV series.
>>700392677
Wew
Holy fuck my connection is shit, it took me 15 minutes to get it to go through
~Ruby
>>700386913
Whoever made that picture's a fucking moron.
Their elbows are way too fucking low. It all needs to form a single line.
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