Let's have a Vocaroo thread!
Also taking requests
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lWIPnEEMBh
>>700383320
Not a real girl.
You have a man pussy.
>>700383484
a man pussy? I haven't heard this one before.
Can you sing this?
https://youtu.be/EpJV6ZCo84c
can you say this https://youtu.be/i1_fDwX1VVY
?
>>700383640
umm if I can probably not very well
>>700383320
"I couldn't afford to go to the Himalayas for my ninja training, so I just stand with the fridge door open."
>>700383827
Well that's the point, I want to laugh at how badly you try to imitate my language. :D
>>700383816
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dsxdDi2nMi
>>700384242
thanks mate
>>700383912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uoQexI6nEr
>>700384242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC6T3_O2iWc
say this please.
>>700384410
no prob
can you say some dirty shit?
>>700384565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aJ8azp4v4N
>>700384561
Ha. Thanks.
>>700384783
Please moan and say you want to be filled with cum.
can you do some arnold schwarzenegger quotes?
>>700383320
Are you lilypichu?
>>700383320
Do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common? Details. Like when a touch of color is out of place. When a shadow does not match with its surroundings. Or when a shape is not where it is supposed to be. The only difference is the stakes. Mine are higher.
>>700384737
>>700384973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NARuthPL5e
sorry I was breathing a little deep there hehe
Is that Lost-chan?
say this please
https://youtu.be/HEvcwZcbEiM?t=35
"You think you can defeat me?! hahahaha! You've only awakened the beast within! Nyaaa!"
Can you say this up to the it gets everywhere part? https://youtu.be/ICSNhMSaVgk
>>700385367
Linked at time but it embeds wrong.
Starts at 0:35
>>700385124
not that I know of ;0
>>700385241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s107JJm4WmmW
>>700385367
>>700385589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jSNOSApf60
Faggot
>>700386592
top kek
ty based anon
n-no onii-chan! im going to cum with my butt!
moan and say fill me with your cum son pls
>>700386874
you're welcome
>>700386982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WC6yyDMmTh
"only the highest quality memes served here"
Say "SHIT!" with a semi high pitched voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KVbzNFGOeu
>>700387400
ask" why do you want me to suck on it? Okay but because it's for you."
>>700387257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vlWZqHzF69
>>700387542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WMPetvbwsi
>>700387598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IKLyWGok80
>>700387914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C8TdsaQUDD
Can you try your best "it's high noon" mccree impression?
>>700388118
Please say
"toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat."
>>700383320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ybmvinkDyc
"Matty B, love me long time! Take me to Pearl Garden and show me your spring roll"
>>700383320
Moan and then say *Mofongo no wonder your always mvp in rainbow six siege your dick its its its so huge im ... im ... im cuming ...you will always be diamond in my league *
>>700388689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o9Njifd9Og
>>700383320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s069xzLVqpBw
>>700388850
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cfrIbrquoO
>>700389043
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cfrIbrquoO
its perfect :') im criying, now all my friends will know i get girls
no! brother you can't "moan" i'm not 18 yet!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ydz1uvctlI
>>700383320
http://vocaroo.com/
Granada
>>700389247
aww you're welcome sweetie :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZS3lenoePH
idk
A strange one, could you say "show me your spore" really sexually? It's an inside joke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QiDcMwtv3z
>>700389670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ne4XTaziEi
>>700389614
pretty good, from other guitar anon to another!
>>700383320
It's a fucking dude, abort mission, put your penis back in your pants bois.
>>700383320
OP here if you want to email any requests my email is [email protected] ;)
>>700389760
Lmao, thanks
>>700389344
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NgeXMtgshu
can you say 'green gang gg'
>>700389926
Gross haha
>>700389926
Lel thankd
>>700389974
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rHVOy6MRhr
>>700383320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kiTZ73jsH4
>>700389921
>>700390020
>>700390030
wow guys im famous
>>700389926
i do it better http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DxK2lWiLwG
>>700389614
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s1CqOODwgOFU/5589b2f35329c737
>>700390263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wOrTOIOPnc
liar
>>700390263
Now this I can fap to!
Anyone can say «A weapon to surpass Metal Gear» ?
"edgy is the best player ive ever fuckn seen tru story loll xd"
>>700390405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tqaFXlnQCW
https://youtu.be/WhwBBaL0_Xw
Can you say this please
"I want all these hoes to know
That a real nigga just hit the door
No more Versace get off of my clothes
I did not beg for this fame, I was chose
I can act different with all of my flows"
>>700390506
most dragonball sounding nigger
>>700390400
Lol nice
>>700390433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kaspGEH3OR
>>700390405
>A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
god dam it im gud http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o0A7jxpkec
>>700390506
10/10 thanks
>>700390433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wi3AcN6kEj
Any of you goblins pls scream "PUT EM IN A COFFIN" as loud as you're able to. Especially the lad with the Asian accent
>>700390579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ye0xROfRJj
>>700390731
thanks i came
>>700390801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ui5GMNnVjL
>>700390869
I came
>>700390433
>edgy is the best player ive ever fuckn seen tru story loll xd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lrx0DJOFcW there you go no need to thx my talents
>>700390671
Nice mic quality holy shit
>>700390939
Bless your soul
>>700390801
your welcome http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w42UhWtjyo
>>700391187
can you guys do your best impression of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERCfasbNRu4
>>700391526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qgijDuPznH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lXpRxnyv4w
>>700391526
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qgijDuPznH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qj0p29oI2s as i said before im to gud
>>700392147
Gnarly
>>700385287
i came
>>700394009
you're welcome ;)
>>700383320
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lWIPnEEMBh
Please do this script!
"Billy! What are you doing! I hate it when you come in the bathroom while I'm taking a shit. You are such a stupid little brother. Why do you do this? Do you want to watch the poop come out of butthole? OK, then Billy, put your face where you can see, because here it comes!!! Ewwwwww! Ahhh! It feels so GOOD to take a shit!!! Satisfied Billy? Well now you have to satisfy me! I want you to take my poop out of the toilet and eat it! I'm going to rub my clit while you do it! Oh God yes Billy eat your sister's poop!! Do it Billy! Swallow my poop whole!!! Oh God yes Billy it turns me on!!!! Oh God, oh God, I'm coming, ohhhhhhhh! God that was good. Don't tell Mom and Dad we did that, OK Billy?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SIhX8IP2g8
>>700394592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AUKTgzxwQQ
>>700394592
>>700394592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17opyYLBpUc done baby if you cum while lisening to it sorry but i was born the best
>>700395339
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AUKTgzxwQQ
LOVE IT!!!! THANKS!!! CUDOS TO YOU! iMMA GONNA BATE TO IT!!!
>>700395671
Underrated
>>700394592
>ttp://vocaroo.com/i/s17opyYLBpUc
Ok, yeah, like you've got a pretty sick mind, but tee-hee
we chillin
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07XmpjRUFpY
>>700395339
can you do the navy seal copypasta? just first few lines.
>>700395671
Laughed too hard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kn3aPLhgfO
essential advice
nned hlp
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KSOA3iOUOt
>>700396080
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X1B3jpzxyr
Please do this script:
"Oh my God! I'm on an airplane and it's going to crash! We're going to crash Oh my God! I don't want to die a virgin! Hey Mister sitting next to me. I know your scared because we're all going to die, but I don't want to die a virgin. I don't care that your black and you smell like AIDS. My white religious, racist parents will never find out. Fuck me in the aisle. We'll do it doggie style so I don't have to see your face. No offense. Oh God yes do me! What's your name? LaQuanda? Oh yes LaQuanda! Fuck that white virgin pussy with your black AIDS ridden sperm. Oh yes fuck me! We'll all be meeting God soon. Or at least I will. You're black so I guess you'll be meeting the devil. Oh God yes, hard and deep. Just like that. You know what, I think we'll have time for some anal before the plane hits the ground. There will probably be some poop, but we're going to be dead soon, so what does it really matter. OH GOD YES! Your black cock feels so huge up my tight little white butthole. Oh my God! It feels like I'm taking a massive shit! Oh yeah, do me, oh yeah, oh God! WAIT! WAIT STOP! The plane is not going to crash after all! We're all going to live! Get off me you crazy nigger! Help! Stewardess! Help! RAPE! RAPE! Someone get this crazy nigger off of me! When the plane started to crash he stated raping me! Oh my God! I've been raped! I plan on pressing charges! Stewardess, make sure the police are there when we land! Oh God, I was raped! Boo-hoo-hoo, sob-sob sob!
Posting my email again if you want to make bigger requests I could always use some money ;)
[email protected]
>>700396329
Damn, that's a compelling argument
>>700383320
Leave me some Vocaroos. (414) 400-9599
>>700396581
>>700394592
wtf is wrong with these scripts
>>700395671
holy fuck hahaha
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fdh07mVK1E
>>700396507
thank you.
>>700383320
"Manu, me pone enfermo ver tus pulmones llenos de aire" Please OP, it would make me so happy
>>700396581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n59xcGq8tQ
take one
>>700396581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Ua0ITfjJU
>>700397088
>>700397202
your average 4channer
>>700397088
Thank you, this is the best thing I've heard in years
>>700397088
hard and dEEEEeeeP
>>700394619
Vi hart is that you?
>>700397344
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1egic0VmWSW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y8pBM5Fdmp
aids
>>700396581
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Ua0ITfjJU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wyj9OYk2Yd
>>700397618
Had to google that. lol No
>>700397741
listen man, im sorry! it was meant to be a joke man. please dont fuck up my shit!
>>700396594
Sent you an email bby
>>700397741
Yeah, you told him
*blushes*
I wish I was a super c00l haxx0r like you, senpai
Then no one would mess with me!!!
*laughs maniacally*
THEN I WOULD FINALLY WATCH MLP AND NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0va4R6kh1Pr
im a comedy god
>>700398271
okay ;)
>>700398393
What is wrong with you people?
>>700398514
autism?
"Evan kimberly. You have cancer"
>>700398514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xXe4aCxrvn
>>700383320
why do you talk like that? whats wrong with your balls?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ruiacVx2CB
>>700398800
I think the fact that OP lacks balls is why they talk like that
>>700398800
aw why thank you
>>700398658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oqdRslhqMQ
>>700383320
can you say "i need mental help" in your deepest man voice?
>>700383320
Can you make a fart noise that lasts about 7 seconds?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cnh5olbhSa
SOMEONE HELP IM CRYING D:
>>700399249
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xU0H6c9TVL
>>700399424
What are you? Gay?
>>700399424
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cnh5olbhSa
Marry me
>>700399424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N24vEb4d91
>>700399456
you cant do anything right can you?
>>700399875
n-no I'm j-just so stupid
>>700399588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZTvuy8j52U
>>700399634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a2JcLYRhlW
(doorbell ambush) 10/10
Whatever happened to the golden voiced dubs guy? Pic related
>>700399844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0voudixcdNe
luv u bebe
>>700383320
Please say : Oh my god harambe, let me fart on your balls harambe, pleaaase, (fart noise)l, jet fuel cant melt steel you fucking kike monkey LEL
my heart will go onnnnnn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HYw04JpAwC
>>700383320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vq5yHT7qHW
>>700401175
Same
>>700400573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06VHYS4z143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A8cW9cqjZF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xXB59q1AiR
im not retarded i promise
>>700402175
Are you sure?
>>700402273
Dubs says he isn't
>>700402356
So close
>>700383320
go take a shit and record the sound of the turd hitting the water
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dWsehmh4IZ
>>700402273
no
taking requests
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01NCS0IxOYN
>>700402590
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dWsehmh4IZ
liar
>>700402807
Hey what's up Morty?
>>700402807
I want a wet sounding fart that lasts approximately 7 seconds
>>700383320
Moonman moonman cant you see, spics and niggers need to hang from trees, i just love your racist ways, we also need to kill all the gays
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OCaolnGRZW
singfags rep
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wNEGewAvn2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06laUGhdpHn
end it
tfw it's a dude with a voicechanger
>>700403748
no actually it's not, I have no voice changer but thanks for baiting me into replying
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ne99YzDaF0
>>700403946
y-yataa
a free (you)
and also join the official /b/ discord: https://discord.gg/vhKcz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BxYe8pioyc
>>700404248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s131JgMEm6qY
>>700402938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FUX1CfL3Jr
>>700402943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q91co63jRg
>>700404422
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s131JgMEm6qY
>>700404582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DzF3IuT7xP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N6z8xx8jpI
Music Fag
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aOu8mEPa1f
>>700404997
kek'd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XzcocBhkEa
Im a gross trap, wanna hear my gross voice?
>>700383320
>SHUFFLE TEIM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w2tlklcyJj
>>700404192
oki doki I joined
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z4GvwVk4yl
Running out of funny hentai quotes
can a guy say "I want to slit your throat and watch your blood flow all over my giant throbbing cock" For...reasons
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VC3T25XRhq
>>700405234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08b6eHUSVW1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tv62Zvd49n
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cfrIbrquoO
>kek
OFFICIAL /B/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/vhKcz
>>700405940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s7MBOq1828
>>700405940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kUGnwkKYYI
>>700406287
I joined desu
>>700406315
<3 thanks
>>700383320
"Hey Brandon do you want to play some overwatch or should we just sit here and shove earwigs up our noses"
>>700406360
welcome :)
>>700406315
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J2Ip1xRdXr
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UEHJ21RMcP
I need some fwends
>>700406617
welcome to what? speak up faggot
>>700406663
You do that really fucking well, make that into an actual parody video
>>700406663
review your clinical depression
>>700406748
shit tier mic my apologies
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0joqlAwtzQW
we have a loli: https://discord.gg/vhKcz
>>700406966
well i guess i must hang my self now
>>700407020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rEtWaiPI8q
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q2Oi6Muvp4
who still bumpin that summer songs 2????
>>700407173
youtube, the musical
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T0CdNkc5Ci
>>700397088
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wyj9OYk2Yd
best voice
>>700406663
you, I like you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0inNLei6818
>>700407532
>Smakkin' dat like.
>>700407657
Reminds me of simfarm
>>700407378
You calling me jewish?
>>700407902
>>700407786
jew in disguise
>>700407582
thx
>>700407597
ily2
>>700407686
BOI
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lKq1eG9hLH
Can make myself sound like a black person.
Any requests?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LZDhHOVXRB
"Moonman moonman cant you see, spics and niggers need to hang from trees, i just love your racist ways, we also need to kill all the gays"
>>700389043
Top kek
>>700408011
>>700407902
Fuck you got my guis, looks like ill be going back to control the media goyim
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jlitZ9kkdE
>>700408082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RKMpCNG2S1
Vocaroo shits my quality up,what do I do?
Cute loli voice
Say Dan is a huge faggot
>>700408331
could be mic settings, depending on what you're using. I record with audacity and upload to vocaroo. may come out better.
"Ahhhh~Senpai. You're a smegma eating faggot. Holy shit, I want to fucking die because of you. *muffled orgasm noises."
>>700408472
I checked on some program I have,sounds all smooth like butter.
And on Vocaroo it sounds like I raped my microphone that I bought from India
Can you say "You're listening to Chantaro Universe Radio"
I want to include that in my Mixshow on youtube
>>700408453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07GEtpMztKE
this is much more true
no faggots allowed: https://discord.gg/vhKcz
>>700408590
yeah try recording then uploading, vocaroo still compresses it but it shouldnt go to super shit.
>>700408863
I'm gay can I join?
>>700408991
if u show boipusspuss
please can you say
Are you boysch ready for ell revs superb weekender
>>700408579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eUYX36JtBr
>>700395671
I love you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0geuUrqjJrP
testing
>>700408579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uohi16vnla
no idea how you actually wanted that read lol
>>700409858
That message at the end though
>>700409187
what if I have a fucking disgusting boi pussy because I am a fat waste of space?
>>700410050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s018Fsq4Baov
Say "Ohh Yeah, give me that fat dick. I need to suck your cock right now! Yes *Moan Suck Sounds* fuck yeah your dick feels so good in my mouth. I could taste your sweat dick all day! *more moaning and sucking sounds* Ok will you please fuck me like a dirty whore now, yeah shove that thick cock into my tight little asshole. Fuckkk Fuuckkkk.
It might help if you suck on a dildo or vibrator to make the sexy sounds.
>>700410494
Alright Grandpappy Joel, I'll take your advice and make the best out of life!
>>700410633
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aJ7qZEaIFF
>>700410985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xLUneaWdcx
>>700410633
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Og0PRxpQfr
Not proud of this one >>
>>700411694
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xfkB34QVle
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uwEpLkNjgK
;)
>>700412145
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uwEpLkNjgK
Can you nigga write it down for me? like in english letters? I wanna give this a shot
>>700412145
Came
>>700411491
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xLUneaWdcx
Granpappy Joeyl You're right, racial tolerance is amazing
>>700412283
onii sama daisuki senpai ohayo
like dat?
>>700412471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o76mBvtLqn
BOI
>>700412495
Yep,thanks.
LISTEN TO THIS SHIT QUALITY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06jROD9UoQe
>>700412495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nB9s0v2puH
>>700411694
OP you are the best! You should make another one just like this only way more sucking sounds. I am gonna cum for you
>>700412495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1luqrv4qXQw
gabe it muh best shawt
>>700412867
Not OP, sorry. I'm the hentai quotes girl.
>>700412758
I am glad to hear that you approve of my boyfriend/life partner grandpappy joenill, how is grandma?
>>700412940
>hentai quotes girl.
show face/body
>>700412758
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o76mBvtLqn
Oh fuck this is amazing,Such a shame no one listen to anything that isn't hentai girls.
>>700413033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12BHIjnD7j5
>>700413063
No
>>700412867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14ZyZ6U0ciN
Not as good, but more sucking.
>>700413330
>Rachet
>>700413688
I is
>>700413330
Fuck yeah!
Can you use the dildo and record the sound of it going in and out? :D
>>700413307
I am glad to hear that grandma is okay grandpappy joenaill, how is the home? Do you like it there?
>>700413813
Really? I barely know what it means.
Didn't know rachets use anything but facebook.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hnkK5VrBfW
we need sum kawmedy up n hurr
>>700413958
tbh, I'm not sure if it will pick it up.
>>700413996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HfhMxPzjUl
>>700413969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DH5LQI3SYD
>>700383320
Can you say "Tianna, Stallern wants yo fuck you so god damn hard"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LcQrpqlgMV
WHERE IT AT THO
>>700413958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nU8aBXocCf
I feel a little uncomfortable uploading this here.
>>700414683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iAbz1aUEVp
i dunt
>>700414683
Then why did you upload it here?
>>700414683
boneracquired.gif
>>700414985
I'm close
>>700414485
>My anuuuuuus gets more loooooooose
Fucking kek
>And the nurses,they don't suck
Master of comedy
>>700414991
Bc I care, anon.
>>700414683
I think I love you OP!
If you have more than one dildo you should record the sounds of you using it to orgasm while sucking on the other one. xD
>>700415270
Well,good for you,I don't own any didlos.
>>700415111
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PKdgjucRix
>>700415270
By the way,why do you moan while sucking it? what kind of pleasure does it give you?
>>700415400
That's a shame. I have enough to share...
>>700415494
Well,not interested.
I am too much of a heterosexual male for that,Sorry.
Yeah idk tbph
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CAj67yd6pz
>>700415457
Giggled out loud
>>700415474
I get excited as I go. Idk, I just love filling orifices.
>>700415620
Too bad, you haven't lived until you've been pegged by a woman.
Can you say "Tianna, Stallern wants to fuck you so god damn hard"
>>700415760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c9TQWSmEfS
i need help
>>700415878
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c9TQWSmEfS
don't we all?
Can you say this for a friend please?
"Andrea, you dirty slut, clean your room next time *moan*"
I know it's weird but plz do it
