Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700362220
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
and
>>700368716
cant afford it. just need to suck it up
Claiming Felix
>CLAMED
>wake up this morning next to my Waifu pillow
>gently kiss her so I don't wake her up
>manage to lift myself out of bed without moms help
>knock over a few piss jugs in the process
>turn on computer and load up /b/
>see the 24/7 Waifu claim thread up, gonna be a fun morning
>someone has claimed my waifu
>I look to my bed to make sure she's still there and not off with some other otaku
>call mom down to basement
>she has a fresh batch of pizza rolls for her baby boy
>I get back on my bed and hold my legs in the air so she can change my adult diaper
>squirt warm liquid feces composted of Tyson chicken nuggets and little Debbie brownies all over her
>mommys so proud of her baby
>tfw on mobile and can't filter file names that are just 'image'
Ugh
>these threads are full of the faggots who weren't bullied enough in school
>you depressing pieces of shit need to fucking off yourselves
>>700369545
I wonder if they have Dakis at the pawn shop
>>700369349
Boat.
>>700369357
Bully.
I want to be someone's favorite anon.
>>700369362
Oh damn that sucks dude, don't your parents want to pitch in a little bit?
Or can you survive on a painkiller a day?
>claimed
>>700369618
I dunno Anno yaknow?
>claimed
"The main thing in life is to know your own mind"
>>700369646
Fuck off Chen
>>700369686
its not that bad. just annoying
>>700369741
>when
Twitter rejects
>>700369724
>Inspirational quote
>Lewd picture
Not sure what you want to accomplish with this
>he watches anime and can tell you the names of the characters
>>700369367
>Kuri.
I'm sorry, where?
>>700369646
You are to someone, but they don't want to admit it.
>hehehehe look at these weebs so autistic
>proceeds to follow their threads whole day complaining about it
>>700369925
Damage control
>>700369843
>lewd
>implying
>>700369816
If you say so, don't try to act too tough though
So any plans for the day?
>>700369930
You're just autistic, I don't even care about the threads I'm mostly in discord
>>700369967
whats damage control?
This isn't your safe zone virgins
>>700369895
Ah, sorry about that, I got distracted and totally forgot to respond. Maybe it was a different Yoko? I know there's one up by Kurisu and I'll be heading up that way soon.
>wake up this morning next to my Waifu pillow
>gently kiss her so I don't wake her up
>manage to lift myself out of bed without moms help
>knock over a few piss jugs in the process
>turn on computer and load up /b/
>see the 24/7 Waifu claim thread up, gonna be a fun morning
>someone has claimed my waifu
>I look to my bed to make sure she's still there and not off with some other otaku
>call mom down to basement
>she has a fresh batch of pizza rolls for her baby boy
>I get back on my bed and hold my legs in the air so she can change my adult diaper
>squirt warm liquid feces composted of Tyson chicken nuggets and little Debbie brownies all over her
>mommys so proud of her baby
Remu Remu
>>700369637
Yes, i know you like boats
>>700370019
just going to play some games
>when someone posts your Waifu but you already sleep next to a pillow with her image printed on it
Why can't Toonami be its own channel that has 24/7 anime?
>>700370176
Shizuru doesn't like boats though
>>700370144
Emelia is better
>>700370296
Felt is best though
STOP FUCKING SPAMMING OUR THREADS "HURRR SO AUTISTIC" you're so fucking cool making fun of people with autism. "VIRGINITY CONFIRMED" I've fucked 10 hot girls dude, and they all like anime. Seriously just FUCK OFF and let us enjoy our thread.
>>700370389
THIS!
>>700370389
Exactly! Why don't the normies just go away and let us have fun, that's what most important after all
>>700370389
>>700370442
My dude, you're a retard
>>700370389
>>700370442
>>700370501
Damage control virgins confirmed
>>700370389
>fucked 10 hot girls
Hi /b/
Can anyone recommend some hentai with good story to me?
>>700370389
I've told lies on the internet too, anon.
You're still a pathetic fucking loser.
>>700370389
>>700370442
>>700370501
>>700370553
We know it's all you
>>700370625
Black Bible
>>700370635
Have any new ones?
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
>>700369637
to be heretic bully
>>700370676
>>700370720
>>700370629
damage control
>>700370144
Fuck you, nigga.
After I watched the decision by Subaru, I lost my shit.
We're not going anywhere, you fat fucking autists. Why? Because everybody on this board fucking hates you all.
Everyone on /b/ wants you all dead or gone.
Even your own containment board doesn't want anything to do with you pathetic fucking manbabies. Don't you get it?
You fucking losers are hated and not welcome on /b/ and we aren't going to let up.
>>700370176
Lies and slander.
>>700370882
Nope. More lies, more slander.
>Rattles
>>700371060
neat
>>700371060
You're the only one here.
>>700371060
Im on /b/ and i don't want myself dead or gone
>>700370688
thanks man
>>700371060
True. Fuck these neckbeards
>>700371060
>>700371348
You're too obvious
>>700371060
>mfw it's only 1 of you, 2 at the most because you're buttfriends on steam
Go back to sipping tea Muhammad
Hey guys, a lot of schools start Monday.
Summers almost over~
>>700371416
Damage control
>>700371060
Fuck off Mai
>>700371060
>iFunny watermark
Gee I though summer was over!
>>700370103
Yeah, it probably was someone else, because I still don't know what you're talking about.
>I live in the U.S.
>>700371420
Too bad I work 7-7, and during the weeks that I work, it's 12 hour shifts buddy. I'll be here till Monday. You're safe zone is fucked virgin
>>700371124
Nope
Now hurry up and pick your bote
>boat rattles
>>700369615
Doubt it, for them I assume there is no resale value for Dakimakuras. Besides it needs to be a specific buyer for that Daki
>>700371060
Just a fat little man
>>700371468
I think what you're doing right now is damage control my friend
>>700369646
Go find Ran
>>700371583
You know, you're not chalenging anyone's ideology, right?
HES MAD HRS MAD
HES MAD
All of u
>>700371601
I already said which boat i would switch too.
But i'm not switching to a boat.
>No boat rattles
>>700371846
Damage control
Stealing all your waifu. Get cucked.
>>700371912
You could show power point presentations on the wall you're projecting so much
>>700372064
rerollin! cuck you.
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
>>700371948
then what are you switching to?
>plotting heresy rattles
>>700372127
10/10 post
>>700372306
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post
>>700372127
You just rektd the whole thread.
>>700372132
Don't remember her name.
Ninja in orange clothes with short brown hair boat.
>>700372465
Sendai.
I'm bored. What do?
>>700372541
>>700372132
Yeah that one. Thanks.
Sendai, i guess.
Boats and stuff.
>>700372465
>>700372541
oh
Nice
>>700372761
Boats and ships
Hi.
ITS OFFICIAL. WE ARE KILLING THE WAIFU THREADS. KEEP IT UP GUYS THEY ARE STARTING TO GET BUTTMAD AND POST LESS AND LESS
>>700372608
Go to sleep or watch anime. Or go to sleep while watching anime. Or watch anime while sleeping
>>700373110
That's a good way to defend your precious virginity
>>700373040
Its still early, come back later and there'll be more people here
>>700373040
Threads are always slow at this time, you're just giving us free bumps, which is pretty good
>>700372127
This is the post that killed the thread lol
>>700372608
Talk to me~
>>700372962
Boats are still lame though.
>>700373184
>>700373207
Implying people who attempt to claim a Chinese cartoon character as their wife even leave their houses
Top kek
>when newfags think waifu threads will even be removed from /b/
Even if you "win" and these threads disappear, there will always be waifu threads on /b/
Enjoy your stay in the best thread on the shittiest board on 4chan
>>700373375
When did i say they leave their house? i was implying they would be asleep or playing video games
>>700373389
I could count the amount of things that made sense in this post with the same number of times you've lost your virginity. Zero.
>>700372913
(You)
If this post ends in a 2, you most post your Waifu sticking out her tongue. If you don't have or can't find that, post a word that rhymes with tongue.
>>700373525
There was only one typo. In my greentext I said "even" when I meant "ever".
You must have bad reading comprehension if you couldn't understand that post.
>virginity
>an insult
Even if I had mine I wouldn't be insulted at this.
>>700373654
No luck.
It's official. The spammers have won the battle. Bye bye virgins
>>700373751
Damage control
>lying on the internet
>>700373784
You're leaving? Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
>>700373848
You wouldn't be able to prove you aren't a virgin either so really you are grasping at straws.
>I've seen better spammers before. One of them even become a regular on /waifu/ but that's another story. Even the fat guy was worst than this
>>700373654
Rolling. Can I rhyme with a word in my native language?
>>700370389
Dude just ignore this faggot. He's just trying to get out some aggression cause his daddy touched his weiner too much...
Or not enough.
>>700373904
The proof of your virginity lies in the fact that you have images saved on your computer of Asian cartoon little girls. Rektd.
>>700374092
While you have THAT saved.
Such a compelling argument.
I take it you lost your boipucci virginity to a Mario trap?
>>700373784
>spammers
>implying theres more than one
>>700374091
Fuck. That gif may just be the gayest, most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen. But I guess when you have no hope of ever sticking your deformed penis into a living breathing woman that isn't filled with cotton, you'd have several terabytes worth of this weaboo garbage. Everyone cringes at you people
>>700373013
Hi <3
>>700373370
Agreed
we need planegirls
teen bulma best bulma
>>700374073
I said my post.
I didn't get the dubious digit I desired and dreamed of, so you definitely don't have to deliver.
>>700374322
It's a meme ya dip
>>700373110
I just woke up recently so sleep is not an option.
>>700373179
This guy has the right idea. It's precious and should be after marriage. *Insert face icon here*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA
>>700373340
Alright. How's your day going?
>>700374322
>when the "spamming" shit poster stops replying to you for an "easier target"
Feels bad, man.
All I've been seeing from the retards are projections, "MUH DAMAGE CONTROL ECCCSSS DEEE", TRIGGERED pictures and "rekt"/"rektd"
Get better material or kill yourselves. Either way, the threads will still be here so you're just wasting your time
Good Morning my prettys! How is everyone?
>>700374375
hi bully nigger
Oh the spammers won?
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
>>700374448
So fucking mad lmao
>>700374375
Nah. I claim Deathscythe when i'm feeling "heretical."
>>700374475
>spammers
>winning
>>700374400
But I want to do it. I like to make ya guys feels confused about my native language
>>700374375
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>>700374596
What is it, the...
Hehh...
Haha!
Th-The... uhmmh...
Ha.
Uuuoouuu...
The fag language?!
HAHA!
>>700374530
No, not really. I'm just watching you guys use meme words endlessly throughout these threads and watching anime
>>700374669
HAha le rekt XD
>>700374688
>watching anime
Virginity confirmed
@700374775
Come on dude. Get new or better material or we will just ignore you.
>>700374443
My day has been going on for 30 hours, so I'm tired but it's been fun
What about yourself
>>700374775
>posting on 4chan
Virgin confirmed
>>700374688
Here's some meme words.
...
fag autism nigger muslim virgin weeaboo otaku daddy fuckboi MLG noscope meme dorritos weed rekt roasted salty epic gay cuck fedora
>>700374749
Haaha, yeah! I roasted him! :^)
>>700374555
Don't pretend to hit me.My tomoko brother in arms. i criiiing
>>700374596
Hey friend how are you? I was meaning to show you this from the other day ranked R6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP1jxoVCALU
>>700374669
Não. É português mesmo, seu ser analfabeto e sem conhecimento de mundo.
E acho que mesmo que você tente usar o Google Translator não terá uma resposta aceitável sobre esta postagem, afinal, português é uma lÃngua de contexto
>>700374954
Then don't be dumb.
>>700374918
Doing gods work
>>700374991
2008 4chan in a nutshell
>>700374885
>being so frustrated and eternally autistic that you refuse to actually click my post number but still respond anyway
Stop. My sides are killing me.
>>700374445
What makes me an easier target?
>>700375103
Just trying to get your attention bb.
Are you enjoying yourself here?
Most do.
>>700375014
It was a joke because someone said they had won a couple posts before mine.
>>700374890
Dang. 30 hrs+
What have you been doing the past few hours?
Just woke up recently so my day is going great.
>>700374954
GG Easy. Well played bro. Well played.
35 minutes.
Look at how slow the spammers have gotten. Running out of steam, kiddies?
>>700375386
The power of camera Intel.
That thermite scared the shit out of me.
>>700375204
Maybe it was the wrong word, "New" target.
>>700375231
I know that, but no spammer could win this thread.
We've been attacked by Spider-Man, Suiseiseki, and others at the same time.
None of them won.
Had they spammed the threads to death when we were starting they would have had a better chance, but the community grew and we can easily outpost "spammers."
>>700374980
É uma lÃngua rica e de extrema beleza literária, é bom ter alguém aqui que partilha orgulho nela.
Is y'all autism and virginity truly so powerful and everlasting that as soon as one of these cringe threads goes down, another pops up, 24/7? Get a job and get laid and get out of your safe zone weaboo threads you fucking betas.
>>700375461
If I has to guess. He's struggling to translate this
>>700374980 to try to get me "rekt" or something like that.
>>700375536
Caveira is more OP, tho.
>>700375571
Claro que eu tenho orgulho, é uma lÃngua linda que te ensina a beleza da simplicidade.
>>700375626
THIS!!!!
>>700375626
>POSTING FIRE IMAGE BECAUSE I'M EDGY AND MAD
Ok.
>>700375626
I give that one a solid 4/10
You hit on some key notes.
>virginity
>24/7 threads
>buzzwords like weaboo and beta
Not bad, not bad. Next time try using a reaction image with a smug look. Not what your butthole looks like at this moment.
>>700375461
No. It is even Portuguese , his being illiterate and without knowledge of the world .
And I think that even if you try using the Google Translator will not have an acceptable answer on this post , after all, is a Portuguese context of language
>>700375571
It is a rich and extreme beauty literary language , it's nice to have someone here who shares her pride .
>>700375755
Of course I am proud , it's a beautiful language that teaches you the beauty of simplicity .
That actually sounds pretty accurate
>>700375852
Okay
>>700375852
>posting one of many images I have of an 11 years old japense girl cartoon character because I'm a virgin forever and mommy is about to bring more chicken nuggets to my dark lonely bedroom
>>700375626
I've already lost my virginity fam, during my freshman year with a junior
But of course, you're just gonna say "lying" and so on, so it's whatever
claimed both is ok?
roll trips i swear
:3333333333
>>700375755
That's because they new operators are always op because they wanna get people to buy season pass.
Remember when Frost first came out and Buck and Val. They do it everytime
She's good, but let's be honest her being in the game is denying us an essential defender for the off chance she gets to maybe interrogate someone. Well placed cameras can do that job anyhow.
Did you see this
Kiniro Mosaic Season 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a--zRJ4GDcw
>>700376050
>trying this hard to boost your self esteem by lying on the Internet
Dude your freshman year you were playing yu gi oh at lunch while the normal kids cringed at you and your whole smelly table of weaboos.
>>700376050
dont forget ''damag controllll!''
>>700375960
>posting 15 copies of the same meme and samefagging my own posts because I'm a virgin forever and mommy is about to bring more chicken nuggets to my dark lonely bedroom
>>700375950
Poderias ter traduzido melhor. O contexto intrÃnseco nas palavras não pôde ser traduzido muito bem.
E eu sou uma pessoa boa, estou me esforçando para deixar tudo formal.
Mas noÃs pode ser informal tbm truta. A escolha é sua aÃ.
>>700376186
This is actually damage control lol
>>700376181
Come on Harry, you're being pathetic at this point
>>700376181
Saw it coming, sure fam
I didn't even play that shit, i fucking hated it and i still do
I actually had friends then, the only reason i don't is because they forgot about me after i left to have surgery to have my colon removed
ITT: pathetic fucking losers who weren't bullied enough need to be taken out back and fucking shot. I swear the next fucking weeb I see is getting the shit beat out of it.
>when both the thread and the shit poster ignore you
Guess I'll go back to lurking.
Claimed
honestly guys can any of you give me an explanation of why you're not on /a/?
>>700376288
>copying someone's post because you're too autistic to think of something else
You got me there. Go blast some semen on your computer screen to a Chinese cartoon character you fat loser
>>700375960
Oh noes, you erroneously called me a virgin. Again.
Actually, i think the only thing in that entire post you got right is i have many images of Shizuru.
That aside, your insults are amazingly stale.
Try a healthy does of originality with your shitposting.
>>700376498
We are not trying to discuss anime or manga.
25 minutes.
>>700376153
At least in the general play style of Brazilians gamers, Caveira is too fucking OP. Because most of us play rushing or really together, so if one is down in front of caveira is basically game over
>>700376413
I'll notice you.
It's not her fault that she's not popular.
>>700376498
Because /a/ is g/a/y
>>700376576
until what?
>>700376498
Because not even /a/utism wants anything to do with these degenerate pieces of shit. These threads are literally hated by everyone outside their faggot circlejerk.
>>700376352
>thinking that saying "fam" somehow makes you seem less socially awkward
>implying black people or any actually cool people use this word
Get a social life and you'll see what I mean, people don't actually use this word it's been taken over by outcasts who think they are being hip
>>700375960
>not posting images of 11 year old cartoon girls
>>700376153
AYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYAYAYAYA
>>700376305
It could have translated better. Intrinsic context the words could not be translated very well.
And I'm a good person, I am striving to make everything formal.
But Nóis can be informal TBM trout. The choice is yours there.
thanks babe
>>700376413
erp with me bb
>>700376689
Stop it Harry, your parents are embarassed by you
>>700376689
This
>>700376574
but this thread is indeed about manga and/or anime characters, not like it isn't allowed or anything.
You would barely have anyone spam your threads either
>>700376305
Bora encher isto de gÃrias pa atrofiar o gajo. Mete sempre piada comparar expressões Portuguesas e Brasileiras. Depois de anos em comunidades BRs ainda não consegui enfiar na minha cabeça que a palavra 'rapariga' tem um significado completamente diferente aÃ.
>>700376671
https://youtu.be/stKh-TQxHLw?t=7m55s
>>700376689
Fucking this
>>700376779
Also, waifu threads are only allowed on Wednesday.
Really can't help it. Sucks for you that Waifuism is a random subject huh?
>>700376779
then make one for us on /a/ plz
>>700376689
>>700376761
>>700376846
>Samefagging this hard
>>700376722
I fuk you with big cums
GG NO RE
>>700376963
i cum you with big fucks
>>700376956
Damage control
>>700376572
I think out of all the pathetic autists on this thread, you're by far the worst off. Nobody even likes talking to you and you come off acting smug and superior.
Yeah, you need to be shot dead. Faggot weebs like you love to hide behind a monitor, but I guarantee your autistic fat ass would be dead trying to say some slick shit.
>go ahead, give the bullies a reason to end your pathetic, miserable excuse of an existence
>>700376722
Tá vendo? É so eu conversar como uma pessoa normal conversa e tudo perde o sentido.
>>700376814
Rapariga é um jeito de falar puta bem arcaico. Mas sim, rapariga é puta. Vcs tbm tem umas paradas bem bizarras. Acho que Banheira não significa Lugar De Tomar Banho. mas tinha umas outras coisas que são bizarras pra caralho.
>>700376722
Are you really gonna do erp with him?
Ok then
>>700376882
I don't think it sucks for me lol, you're the ones getting your threads blasted with aids, I just wondered why everyone does it on /b/
what are you guys listening to?
>>700376697
Whatever you say fam
>>700377150
>>700377052
I don't ERP. Take that to >>>/trash/
>>700377066
Sure thing Harry
>>700377131
Fucking this. He acts like I know the name of that faggy little doll he keeps posting. Dude would get the shit whipped out of him but he never leaves his dark bedroom.
>>700377131
I don't need validation of the thread.
That said, plenty of people like me.
I act smug and superior to you mentally deficient shitposters because you've displayed nothing but ineptitude and a serious case of the assmads.
I'm actually pretty nice to everyone else.
>>700377322
>>700377212
Samefagging on other worldly levels
>>700375272
Nothing much just sitting
Right now I'm watching some games so shits good
Any plans for the day?
>>700377419
We're hitting levels of autism that shouldn't even be Possible in a Waifu claim thread
>>700377419
Alrighy kiddo
>>700377463
whoops meant
>>700377131
>>700377322
>>700377197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA
>>700377150
i see
I only do special erp with you <3
>>700377275
But tomoko~chan i need your big cums
>>700377621
I agree
Down with the leetists
>>700377197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g&
>>700377463
Being so socially outcasted then when you see 2 people actually corresponding with one another, you're in utter disbelief.
My sides have left the Galaxy
I want to take a nap but this thread is getting fun.
>>700377821
erp with me then you can nap
Oh boy oh boy oh boy time for a new thread! Time to claim my precious Waifu!
>>700377197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbrxZgUq_1k&list=PL4jRFgd9UpS3DefIjXx0vz8ETmimnehJI&index=8
>>700377821
10 minutes.
Nice feet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0RKpmjjpLQ
Sup guys, I'm fucking back. My laptop decided to divorce it's AC adapter and refused to hold a charge, so I had to get it replaced.
I'm glad to see our own personal mascot is going stronger than ever, good job dude.
>>700377941
I already fucked you with big cums and said GG NO RE.
Try again later.
>>700377621
Oh no. You called me autistic!
Rather than addressing anything i actually said!
How new and interesting!
Did you find that in the notepad you have open with all your lines in it?
>>700377591
Sounds about what I do often...except I play games instead of watching.
No plans yet.
>Axel image.jpg
>>700377821
agreed, everyone acts such immune and edgy but keeps answering everyone who insults them
10/10 place for drama
>>700378073
How about I remind you that your dad has to take Xanax to deal with the the crippling depression he feels knowing that his son never played sports or dated a girl and sits in his room posting images of a Chinese cartoon doll
>>700378026
go to sleep then
>>700377197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjMVSxgWAb8
Always.
>>700377993
Hey queen long time no see!
Is that because I'm not online much or have you been busy?
>>700378022
Cute~
>>700378149
Yea so my PC died
Haven't been able to play games for 5 weeks
What are you playing?
>Yuno
>>700378198
Used to play foot ball in high school, used to be engaged.
Try again.
>>700378302
>trying to boost your self esteem on the Internet by lying
>>700378302
>used to be engaged
Wot???
With another cartoon girl
Last
lol pruned
>>700379300
I play on 3ds usually. I have it for both.
I play as Pit or Ike.
>Axel image.jpg
>thread deleted
>not banned
Come on
>>700379845
![AA [15].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1471/030/1471030238407.jpg "AA [15]")
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/742/1462742936966.jpg "Syndra [110]")
![Syndra [207].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1466/117/1466117384768.jpg "Syndra [207]")
![Syndra [159].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/172/1463172605422.jpg "Syndra [159]")
