hey /b/ i think i got my balls stuck in a honey jar.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
hey /b/
i think i got my balls stuck in a honey jar.
>>700338713
top kek
idiot.
look on the bright side, at least you won't leave an extra generation of kids more prone to do the same
>>700338713
lul the steam at the bottom
legit stuck
>>700338713
kek, happened to me a few times
you would not believe, but go take a shit. it will be much easier to get them out again after
>>700338844
lost
>>700338844
4 dubs in one comment
>witnessed
>>700338844
quadubs
>>700338844
holy shit quad dubs
Take a bath in ice water.
You know what time it is.
Smash with hammer if trips
I'm impressed.
>>700338713
Just break the jar
>>700338713
Rollin for hammer to balls in jar
>>700338844
yeah theyve been in for a while now.
>>700338713
I don't care that it is "stuck"
You can do whatever the fuck you want.
The only thing I have a problem with the morons expecting others to cater to their insanity.
You wanna get your nuts stuck in a honey jar and pretend you're Winnie the Pooh?
Fine.
That is your right.
But don't expect me to call you that. You are just a crazy guy that got his nuts stuck as far as I'm concerned.
That is my right.
Just got out of work found this thread. Ayyy.
>>700338844
>>700339055
>>700339088
Sorry about your balls OP but this now a dubs thread
>>700339112
holy shit dude. break the jar with a hammer!
Push them in, then try to get one out first? Goddamn why did you do this. If you have to break the jar be really fucking careful.
hit it with a hammer and post results
>>700339110
Roll
>>700338983
Fuck that's smart
>>700338713
Find a straw, insert into jar it'll release the pressure
>>700339057
>>700338713
Stick a finger in through the opening, that will get them out quick.
>>700339112
>>700339189
Roll
If its plastic just heat up a paperclip and poke a hole in it.
If it's glass just tap it with a hammer gently till it breaks.
>>700339007
kek
>>700339233
Hammer to jar dubs wills it
>>700339233
Check em
>>700339120
Edgy
>>700338713
Unwind a paperclip, shimmy it in through the side and hoist them out one at a time. I'm assuming you put them in there one at a time, so you need simply reverse the process.
>>700338713
pour boild water on only the glass part it will expand the space between the molecules of the glass releasing the suction and allowing you to pull them out slowly
>>700339409
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas
>>700339355
I don't care that it is "edgy"
They can do whatever the fuck they want.
The only thing I have a problem with the morons expecting others to cater to their insanity.
You wanna call someone edgy and pretend you're an oldfag?
Fine.
That is your right.
But don't expect me to call you that. You are just a newfag that shitposts as far as I'm concerned.
That is my right.
>>700339359
>I'm assuming you put them in there one at a time
I can't stop laughing
>>700339120
You shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot. Maybe this shit would have been funny years ago but that time has long passed. Get off my /b/ you horrendous faggot and commit suicide. You offer nothing to this site and this world so why don't you just end it? You probably typed that out with your Cheetos covered fingers, stroking your neck beard while you consider what to write next, all while you grin as if what you're doing is clever. This thread is going to die along with your shit post so that little feeling of happiness you get pressing that post button is going to fade you faggot. You'll realize you're back in your depressing rut of a life that is waking up, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, being retarded, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, jerking off, eating, sleeping, and repeat. Your parents probably raised you hoping you'd turn out to something important and helpful to society but here you are, a filthy neckbeard, with nothing better to contribute to society but typing out stupid shit on an anonymous image board. Seriously just end it, you make me as well as everyone else around you sick.
>>700339457
topkek
>>700339133
You mean your summer job? Off my /b/.
The solutions I can come up with are that you can
1 fap fap fap
2 break the glass
3 cut off your balls
Just pull the jar off
Need picture update
>>700339409
>pour boiling water on your nutsack
holy shit
>>700339471
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosomeless retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My reguards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
>>700338844
pls
>>700338713
fap furiously and cum multiple times until balls get smaller to release you from the jar.
>>700339471
I'm not even a part of the conversation, but why are you saying these things? What makes you think it's relevant or interesting? Did you think about what you wrote from an outside point of view before posting?
>>700339707
He could also use the cum as a sort of lubricant for his balls
How?...and why?
>>700339663
It is not like he is going to make much use of them.
>>700338713
Go buy some scissors op
>>700339471
isn't /b/ for shit posting though?
Push dick into jar
Then watch pron
Then jack off with balls and dick in jar
Then cum and shoot off jar
Then tell gf you came in her honey pot
>>700339766
>>700339852
Well I kinda grinned
Any update OP?
some valid methods ITT
>>700339852
kek
>>700339120
Go back to facebook you fucking ultragigganewfag.
>These threads are what made /b/ great.
Did OP died??
I know how to get out of this, happened to me before... Don't ask. Rub cologne or hand sanitizer on the exposed part of your balls and apply a flame for a few seconds on your balls and primarily the glass, let the flame go on the skin and the heat makes your nuts slide out. godspeed
I think OP is already at least 6 on the RFS
>>700339794
i thought it would be fun. got the idea from how you can pop a boil with a hot bottle. i tried for two days before i actually got my balls in the jar. problem is, i used a small tube into the jar and sucked the air out. i used coconut oil to help seal.
>>700339112
You're going to have to break it. A hammer would be the most fun but really you should consider to go out and buy a glass cutter. Score it half from top to bottom and on both sides. Then run hot water on it and it will break into two haves. Don't ever reproduce.
>>700340008
Yes he died
>>700338713
>>700339112
try to get a grip on the scrotum skin around the edge of the jar and kind of pull upward on that (like straight up away from the jar) so that one ball gets pulled up above the other, if you get it right you can prob pull them out one at a time, one over the other, I'm assuming that's how they went in
>>700339966
>ultra-gigga-newfag
many keks
Hey you could try bengay to lube your balls, they would pop right out.
>>700340042
>i used a small tube into the jar and sucked the air out. i used coconut oil to help seal.
>>700340015
0/10
try harder
>>700340112
i tried to pull on them, but they won't fit
Just yank really hard, like pulling off a bandaid
>>700339966
nice get
>>700338713
>>700339112
I guess you could heat up the air in hopes of it expanding enough to let your balls get out
>>700340223
>>700340015
>godspeed
lost, thanks /b/
>>700340042
OP, does it feel good? Would you recommend it?
Microwave it for 5 minutes at max power.
Btw op didn't say he want to remove them.
>>700339966
The Gods have spoken!
>>700339233
Winrar
>>700340223
Try pulling on the jar and not your dick.
>>700340223
jup that looks like an airtight seal indeed
gj
>>700340223
how long has it been op?
>>700339112
Was castrating yourself part of your plan?
Leave the jar forever, and enjoy the sound it makes as it slaps your boyfriends balls
>>700338713
Nigga tap the side with a hammer Jesus fuck I leave for 10 fucking minuits
>>700340223
You dun goofed.
>>700338713
thats maple syrup jar
now that you now this new info it will easily slid ouy
>>700340223
record the pop sound it makes once they come out
>>700340427
weirdly hot
INSERT JAR TESTICLES INTO MY ASS I'M READY
>>700338890
Quubs
Get bandages ready. Smash with hammer.
Why would taking a sit help?
>>700340223
Just keep your balls there, Jared Sack.
>>700340223
You're going to have to find a way to get one out, and then the other.
Last resort op break tha glass
>>700339473
If you really try and think about how he got them ">assuming you put them in there one at a time" comes naturally.
That's also why it's funny.
>>700340223
>>700338844
Ķek bawl steam. Nevar breathe that stuff.
>>700340223
i dont think you're gonna get out of this without injury so just grab some paper towls and smash the glass
>>700338713
Sweet!
>>700340515
This. Get your right one out and then the left.
Slide a straw in so there's no seal
>>700340427
mfw this is how i joined the jar life
>>700340281
i think its too dangerous for your average person. they look huge, but dont really feel different.
>>700340398
gf fell asleep around 1am PST, got them in the jar around 2am, so they've been in there over an hour.
>>700340565
Will they blend?
>>700338713
I HAVE IT, POUR COLD WATER IN THE CUP! it will make you balls go from hanging to hiding!
>>700340593
i c wut u did thar
Now insert your dick in a glass bottle and become the first genital musician
>>700340053
> be me, bored, horny and home alone
> watching some popular mechanics for kids
> I fucking love me some science
> Some Bill Nye-ish guy says he can put this egg in the bottle without breaking it
> NoFuckingWay.jpg
> he puts some burning shit in the bottle
> "dis nigga serious?"
> he places an egg on top of the bottle
> FUCKING BLACK MAGIC I SWEAR
> "gotta try this"
> grab an old mustard jar and lighter
> "Fuck, I don't have eggs"
> looking at young Elisha Cuthbert got me horny, so naked but now flaccid from all that science
> Time to take kick this science project fair into overdrive
> Place my man-eggs on top of the jar and science it
> Got my nutsack vacuumed and stuck
> Someone on 4chan suggest buying a glass cutter
> Crab walk naked 2 miles to Home Depot with a glass jar hanging from my balls hoping nobody hits it for massive damage
>>700340223
>>700340574
ya if you can't get one above the other do not pull that any more it won't fucking go well
>>700338713
just hope you have a baby already
>inb4 smash the honeyjar
>>700340470
They will never come out. Op is now known as jar of nuts.
this ones cash
is School over???
rub a lot of bengay on it to lubricate
Tap with a hammer and have a ragged jar neck cock ring :/ pour cooking oil in there breath in deal sucking your balks up and push jar down. Out pops the ballsack and you anon are a free man.
>>700340627
>this
>this
>>700338982
You lucky fuck
first make a hole in the bottle
shit will be like the sword in the stone with your balls if you don't have a ventilation hole to equalize the pressure
next get some lube
you don't strike me as a prepared sort of guy, so probably go buy lube
real lube, like for fucking with
soap, HONEY, and motor oil will not fucking work
go get some, if necessary get some lubricated condoms from walmart, which are cheap and walmart people don't care
then just fucking rub the condoms on as much of your balls and ballfolds as possible until shits lubed up
then, with fixed pressure and lube, go one ball at a time
you can do this OP
>>700340644
Can't find my sides...holy shit kek
>>700340644
top jej
Need an update OP
Go to the hospital, say
>Hello, I'd like to get a honey jar removed from my testicles
Then live happily ever after knowing you provided entertainment for generations of doctors
>>700340625
>so they've been in there over an hour
holy shieeettt, can't stop laughing
>>700340627
>>700340728
that won't make the balls themselves any smaller... they'll be forced up through the opening at the same time just as if he yanked it
Someone screencap this shit
>>700340735
I would lend you my dremil and carbide tips if i could
>>700340644
cant hold my keks
>>700340223
Pull one ball at the time idiot
>>700340644
my sides are now one with the universe
Fuck you op
What did you do with the honey?
Put them in the freezer and wait for them to get smaller then pull them out.
>>700340850
what if you cool down one nut at a time?
>>700340838
Dont give him good ideas!
>>700338713
Put a low flame under the bottle, like a candle. They'll pop right out. Its an old bar trick.
>>700340854
op only has one option that involves not getting in his car, and thats fixing the pressure
hammer, drill, saw, a well aimed nailgun, the choice is his
somebody screencap this thread.
>>700340644
Holy shit my sides, someone needs to do the last line in Paint
Cohoney jar.
>>700340981
Second this
>>700340999
Checked
>>700340994
>a well aimed nailgun
>>700340994
Why not stick something skinny down so he can push some of the sac back, like a chopstick?
>>700340999
trips don't lie
You're fucked OP. better find a way to use it as a musical instrument and join the local marching band. You'll be top dog trust me
Try to get a straw in there to cancel the vacuum. Lube your sack and try to pull one nut at a time by pulling gently on your sack. Id start with your upper nut. Once one is kinda on top of the other you can go and live a happy life of not stuffing your balls in a jar. Dumbass
>>700338713
Use baking soda to break the oil seal or use a hammer
>>700340890
Op likes his honey and nuts.
>>700340999
Already done
You need to light a decent size fire at the bottom of the jar and they will just pop out like the old egg in a bottle trick
>>700340999
shut up we are trying to save a man's testies! and his getting diddley squat from you knuckle heads.
>>700339120
>people taking this post seriously instead of a front for the winnie the pooh joke
>>700340869
Push mentos and coke in jar.
Fap while you blow
>>700340223
Put like a pen inside the jar besides your balls, then pour oil inside, try to get it all over the balls, then just try to pull it out, it's the best thing you can do without breaking it, so if it doesn't work just go to a hospital.
slip a straw in the jar and blow until your balls are forced out maybe apply lube too
>>700340999
i will obey the trips
>>700339112
Is it glass or plastic? I think you need to get a hole in the bottom of the jar to let some air in
>>700340890
Ohh shit please tell me he puts the honey back after he gets his balls out
Get an ice cold shower, they should retract out themselves
>>700341148
This
>>700338713
OP, medfag here. You need to go to the ER posthaste. Just swallow your pride and go. You may have seriously injured your testicles and run the risk of losing them completely in getting that jar off.
Icyhot will make the best lube to get them out OP
Try to put something in between your balls and the jar to break the vacuum.
>>700341087
only if it was a hollow and rigid object
straw is too soft, chopstick is relatively useless
maybe if he took a pen apart and used the tube from that and jammed it in like the guy in Saw, just maybe
>>700341222
Trips dont lie
>Order parts from Internet
>receive package
>assemble tiny ship in balljar
>take to doctor
>hey my ship in a bottle has seamen on it hlep
>doctor laughs after further eplaination
>cut scrotum off in front of him with a pizza cutter
Just fap seven times buddy and it'll fall right off
Get a q tip and a bunch of cooking oil and just start digging around between the sack and the jar and eventually they will be oily enough to pop out
Just drill an air hole in the bottom of the jar you retard
>>700341148
Stfu, what he needs to do is make a video of him smashing it with a hammer.
YOU NEED TO SLIP SOMETHING IN BETWEEN OR ITS JUST GOING TO GET TIGHTER AND TIGHTER AND LOSE YOUR BALLS
>>700340223
Leave it on until they fall off
>>700339931
i had my sack stuck in a jar multiple times
-lube the glasses edge and try to stick your finger at the sack so to get a tiny hole between glas and sack(try pulling nutskin at the middle). air can move into the glass and suction gets less - remove balls.
-put a pot of hot water on the floor. carefully hover your nuts above it and let them nice and slowl land in the water. but only te lower end of the glass. the air will get hot and expand -> nuts get levitated out of glass as by magic
that should do already
>>700341148
He's trying to get them out, not save em for winter.
Are your balls made of pussy? Just break the damned jar.
>>700341278
this had potential to be funny
Better call 911 OP and vocaroo that shit
Is op kill?
use a straw to siphon rubbing alcohol into jar then cut hole in balls light hole and you will have a jet engine in a jar along with your balls
>>700340470
top kek my sides
>>700339112
just brake the fucking glass faggot...
Is no one going to ask how he got those fat balls in there in the first place?
Aldo, full pic of cock with jar pl0x
>>700341222
Listen to trips
>get popsicle
>calm down and enjoy ice
>use wooden part
>do in public
>post pics
Push nuts down to insert water and an aspirin, pull and wait the co2 produced to push them out
>>700338713
>>700341388
kek
>>700341380
>not making ballmalade
still stuck
>>700338713
Oil, like Olive oli
>>700338713
this thread surgically removed my sides
>>700340644
oh shit, it's time to screencap this epic bread
>>700341388
No, op balls are made of balls.
>OP got his balls out 15 min ago and abandoned thread
Just smash the fucking jar you attention whore.
>>700341278
>my ship in a bottle
>>700341456
How the fuck, Anon? They're getting more red too.
>>700341398
No, but op wished he was kill.
>call fire dep
>ask to be fucked by one of them
>balls drained of cum
>???????
>profit
>>700341456
what have you tried so far op?
>>700341456
ejaculate enough to reduce your testicle size
>>700341456
equalize the pressure you piece of shit or you're gonna have a Colombian Snowglobe on your hands soon
>>700341533
pulling on them basically. i was able to twist the jar when i first got my balls in there, but now it won't budge.
>>700341371
>i had my sack stuck in a jar multiple times
What the fuck
>>700341456
Are you even fucking trying OP?
>>700340644
Holy shit im dying here
>>700341423
That is easy: op is nuts.
>>700338713
kek 4chan isn't dead
Looks like you are fucked OP guess you gotta stuff your dick into a different jar so you can clank your clackers
>>700341456
COLD BATH/SHOWER YOU FAGGOT OP
>>700341371
>air in glass gets hot
>air in glass expands
>still can't fit both balls through at the same time
Really good fucking idea
top kek
>watch porn without masterbating or cumming >balls will grow larger
>balls will break glass
>????
>profit
>>700341580
lube up a pencil and try shove it in to create a gap for airflow
>>700341456
sude listen to me put cold water on the balls.
>>700341219
>getting that jar off
after Op got himself off
>>700341603
lel
>>700341560
>Colombian Snowglobe
my fucking sides
This is weird, but hot somehow...
>>700341371
>pot of hot water
>hover your nuts above it
Just break the glass you fucking pussy!
>>700341148
i doubt he can fit a pen beside his balls without castrating himself.
yo op, try cooling down the balls, while heating up the jar.
boil some water in a pot, put it on the floor, then crouch with the bottom of the bottle touching the water.
then hold the ice to the top of the balls so they shrink (and don't hurt as much)
>>700339471
"Rights?"
This sounds like newfag bullshit to me.
You used the words;
edgy
morons
shitposts
insanity
This is exactly where these words belong, here on /b/.
You are newfagging so hard right now, pic related little man.
>>700341680
Mentos and coke. Blow jar off nuts
>>700341456
Do this retard
>>700341371
>>700341328
>>700341254
>>700341219
>>700341225
>>700341195
>>700341159
>>700341148
>>700341096
So many ppl gave you clear advice, just do it already b4 your balls are fucked.
>>700341680
i wanted to use a round flask, like some kind of magic ball potion, but the opening on mine wasnt big enough.
>>700341219
Shhhh!!!!
OP, listen. You're gonna want to make yourself and your balls as cold as possible. Your balls will retract, and won't be damaged in the process, your balls will move and won't stay parallel allowing them to get through the jar.
>>700341768
>magic ball potion
poke a hole in your balls to relieve pressure
Do you even want them out, OP? What's stopping you from using the obvious method of getting your balls out of the jar?
>>700341580
I'm guessing you haven't heard about the dude who had a 50lb nutsack which was caused by twisting a testicle while sleeping. He's dead now... Take care of your balls OP wtf dude I've heard of honey in your tea but damn dude you are doing it wrong
You got powertools?
Maybe you can drill a hole in the jar.
Save your fucking balls OP you massive faggot
>>700341728
Well as some anon said before, he can get the ink thing from a pen, which is hard, penetrable and also small enough.
Someone please screencap this before it 404's
>>700341632
> "I'm sorry sir, we can't save both your balls"
> You'll have to choose one
> L/R ?
>>700341580
heat the glass mang, cause pulling will just tear something
or smash the bottom of the jar to release some presure to push out one at a time
Trust me, get a sharpie and put it in your pooper, and post pic. Then everything will be fine.
>>700341817
Light m80
Put in jar
>>700341850
This
>>700341846
right of course, the left one is statistically more likely to malfunction
i know because, uh
see if you can get the jar into you ass while its still on your balls you will become 4chan famous
>>700341795
So op should put his balls in the freezer?
>>700340644
Just got here, what have I missed?
>>700341451
kek
Try sitting with you balls up in the air and try to get one of them to retract up into your groin
>>700341560
Creative wording
>>700341904
Your an idiot. literally only one is currently functioning the other is literally the backup generator should the main ever fail.
Put them with that jar in another bigger one
>>700338713
It's easy, OP. Insert something into the jar. Get a skewer or skinny dowel, and put something soft on the flat end. Then, push down on one testicle while pulling up on your sac next to the testicle with no downward force applied to it. This will allow some air into the jar and will help break the seal.
It may be uncomfortable, or slightly painful, but one ball will pop out and then the other pretty quickly. You'll be okay, OP. I believe in you.
>>700341942
read it you degenerate
OP, start takinhg steroids until your balls shrink enough to get them out.
BONUS: you'll be super ripped after.
>Slip good shit in jar
>Drill hole in jar
>attach pipe
>get high off balls
DO NOT TRY TO MAKE YOU BALLS SHRINK
they will pull on the vacuum inside the jar and probably pull the jar inside of you
OP where do you live I will rush right over to save you /b/uddy
>>700342012
this anon has the solution op needed.
>>700341942
balls still stuck at this point in time
Fill jar with water.
Let it bounce take picture. Get hard.
Fap. It will release
Need another update OP you still stuck?
>>700340378
Underrated post.
Hey, are you from a village of 4500 population or deep downtown of a metropolis?
>>700338872
WHAT ! ?
WHY ! ?
>>700341993
thats really not how balls work
well, i got em out. used the tube to blow air into the jar. kinda want to put them back in.
>>700341288
Dubs yah! Fap a load or three and then proceed to chill yr balls...
Back in my burglingdays id tape windows and smack them out using soft fabrick to dampen the sound. I imagine this tecnique wouldnt wake yr GF to much and risk the chance of splinters in arteries or whatnot.
>>700342107
It really is
Or if you happen to be a science major, liquid nitrogen around the jar and then into boiling water, and it will cause thermal shock, voila.
>>700341937
>I slaved for this?
Lost
>>700341942
the lossage of thy sides fröm doth body unto doth stratosphere
>>700342126
do it with a match inside it
fucking smash the jar already
>>700342126
>kinda want to put them back in
>>700342126
>kinda want to put them back in.
the hero /b/ deserves
>>700339112
Try cutting your balls off to avoid wrecking a perfectly good jar
>>700342126
>kinda want to put them back in.
Dude seriously...
>>700341908
this
>>700342126
Yeees, put them back
>>700342126
do it then bitch
>>700342126
Do it faggot
>>700339504
>>700342126
Do it op
>>700342126
Do it
>>700342135
ok anon
what if OP put glue all over the jar - put a plastic bag around it, and broke the glass with some ceramic, like a spark plug?.
the bag and glue would probably stop the shards from falling inwards and cutting him
>>700342126
Kys
Also cap thread now plz
>>700342126
>kinda want to put them back in.
>>700342126
>kinda want to put them back in.
do it faggot.
>>700342126
put them back in you fucking hero
>>700342126
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>>700341942
Some guy put his balls in a jar.
>>700342094
What if I am?
>>700342199
>>700342200
>>700342126
dubs say do it faggot
>>700342126
yeah and call someone over this time to see it.
>>700342126
>kinda want to put them back in.
>>700341456
Jesus fuck.....
>>700338713
hit the glass jar with a hammer and hope for the best OP, quickest easiest way to fix the problem, rest it on a table or something and hit just hard enough to break the glass, that's probably your best bet at not slicing your scrotum open, have fun
>>700342126
That looks like a brain.
>>700338713
This happened to me a few days ago except instead of a jar it was my dogs anus
>>700339120
>the kind of person who only likes trap threads
>>700342126
Use a smaller jar this time
>>700342126
Oh OP you so silly
just think... what would macgyver do?
>>700342340
happens to the best of us
>>700342126
wtf
Try to break the jar or something lol
>>700341632
>>700341846
me again, i know this from year long of experience. balls have a self regulatingmechanism of moving. theyre like lubed inside the sack and like communicating, one egg will move after the other one. dont worry
>>700342126
Make another thread and post it pls.
>>700338713
Screen cap
OP is kill
>>700342362
YES
>>700342126
>kinda want to put them back in
New thread, smaller jar OP?
>>700342126
how are they so fucking hairless?
i know your pain OP
>>700341451
lol
>>700342323
It is where op gets his ideas.
>>700342126
op is a cock mongler
>>700342126
Remind me of labia sreching op
>>700342498
You're doing it wrong
>>700342498
damn...
>>700342126
>Balls are wearing fedora
>want to put them back in
>>700342498
WHAT IS THIS THREAD??
>>700342126
I knew it! OP was liking it and just wanted everyone to stare at his balls!
Well, I lost my sides and my backup sides in this thread, so looking at your balls in a jar was worth
>>700342498
Thank god you people don't reproduce
comfy
>>700342498
What the fuck
do it boy
>>700342126
Include me in the screencap
>>700342498
How the f...
>>700342566
A thread in /b/
>>700342591
sheeeiiit
>>700342591
Posting in legendary thread. Brb pissing myself
>>700339355
You're a retard.
>>700342591
YES
>>700342591
For ducks sake OP, my sides
>>700342591
OH SHIT
>>700342510
>>700340644
fukken capped.
>>700342594
you've never had the urge to attack your dick with a hammer?
include me in screencap
>>700342591
the madman
>>700342498
FAK OFF M8
>>700342591
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP >COMFY STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
>>700342591
Why
>>700342591
I don't even understand what kind of receptacle that is
>>700342591
my god op, that is you isnt it.......
>>700342591
fucking toasty in this epic bread
>>700342591
what the .....
>>700342591
MOTHER OF GOD
Cram a straw down the side and fill jar with water.... It'll push the balls out.
Use basic problem solving you dumb Fuck
>>700342690
>testicle receptacle
>>700342617
You're such a sideways person
>>700342591
Next time put a spider in the jar first.
>>700342591
MOAR
>>700342591
did he just put his balls back in the jar?!?!
this thread turns me on
hi mom
>>700342736
Read thread faggot kys
>>700342591
OP I think we need a new thread
>>700342740
kek
link to archive, screenshots of the thread, anything?
This is going down in history
>>700342774
it seems like another jar ..... smaller
>>700342591
make a new thread
once again i will say it put the jar in your ass while its still on yer balls
Ahaha, what a thread OP
>>700342591
AYAYAYAY
>>700342736
You're a bit late
>>700342745
Posting from ipad whilst eating lunch
Posting pictures from this is kinda fucked
>>700339112
>>700342795
That's a pretty awful screenshot.
>>700342591
Ah well, we tried.
New thread OP?
>>700342795
delete this
>>700342904
Then get off your lazy ass and make one cunt
>>700340838
Jesus what a terrible idea. Don't put Opie off taking a hammer to his balls.
>>700342591
And so ends the journey of Jar Jar Balls, the hermit nutcrab
well, i tried to put my cock in a snapple bottle, but didnt work. i had prepared my balls yesterday with some of that nigger shave powder. guess we will have to wait. plus, the bottles were clanking together and my gf was waking up
Posting in legendary thread.
>>700342795
is shet, delet
make a better screenshot
I am in thread; I now can kms
>>700342591
Why
Good thread.
>>700342795
can someone do this properly?
LMAO
>>700342205
you need this thread!
>>700341504
>>700342795
Worst screencap ever
>>700342940
it's fine as it is
some good Posts are on it, shit's cash
posting in legendary bread
Seriously still stuck. Come on how helpless are you?
>>700342963
>the bottles were clanking together and my gf was waking up
im fucking keeled over in pain from laughing so fucking hard
Threads gonna die
FOR I HAVE WITNESSED THIS THREAD
>>700341140
Underrated post
>>700343079
they are there on purpose now
>>700342795
Jeez McSqueeze, dude, those are some of the more boring parts of this thread.
toast to the gods
>>700342591
HE PUT THEM BACK IN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!!!!!!!
>>700342795
Here's a bad screenshot too
This thread.... Hello archive!
>>700342498
Lol if this guy gets a boner his dick will get sliced
>>700342988
Yup...
>>700343126
Ultimate attention whoring: honey pot in balls edition.
>>700342591
Is op kill?
>>700342498
nice capo
>>700342282
It's awesome.
I like that kind of humor.
Ahahah, I fuckin' knew it.
put me in the screenshot
Full cap
>>700343226
caaaRREEFUL WITH THE EDGE THERE
>>700343210
Thanks, this one's way better.
>>700343204
It looks pretty well sliced as it is.
Let me be immortalized in this legendary thread.
>>700343239
keked
>>700343260
Are you the jar man? lul
I AM PART OF TIS LEGENDARY THRED ASWELL
quads and op must cut his balls off.
