Civilization Thread #6.1
Alright, I gots me a new chair and a renewed sense of self-loathing/false motivation, so let's do this shit once again.
Rules:
- Roll dubs to decide next event
- The magnitude of your dubs determines the power of your event. If you say there is an immigration, on 11 there may be a couple of people, but on 99 there may be thousands.
- World altering events (e.g apocalypse, feminist revolution) can only happen based on quads or higher
- Orgies only happen on rolling a 69
Stats:
- Hood: 2 (+/-0) // Population
- Wood: 10 (+/-0) // Amount of lumber
- Food: 10 (+/-0) // Amount of foodstuffs
- Mood: 75 (+/-0) // 0-100 how content the populace is
immigration
bump?
Immigration
Nuke everything game over
well, this is depressing, and to think i rolled dubs on the OP
build a farm
immigration
Fishing shack and go fishing.
bump bc im starting to lose motivation and that would be bad
Build Lumber Mill
Just seems to be bad time for now. Also like the little animation you did with the water.
>>700335425
well, figured id give it a shot before i went to bed, between shifts and this time sometimes works out but not today i suppose...
Aboriginal invasion
Enslave local native population
Give yourself surprise buttsex.
Lightning strikes house. It burns down.
>>700334570
reroll
Op comes up with better rules. Rolling
>>700336213
what would you recommend, i havent done this in about 8 months and honestly just copied them from an old txt file
>>700331677
Shitskins invasion
>>700336213
Like what? Give op some ideas.
>>700331677
Create a fishing dock on the right lake.
shitty harvest and locusts eat dubs percent of crops
Aliens invade and enslave local nigger population. Remainder of games takes place on alien home world.
>>700336355
Winrar
Build a slaughterhouse next to the house
Nogs get btfo
>>700336711
Winrar
>>700336355
Fishing dock is built on the right lake. A bountiful supply of fish is caught and feeds the couple with excess.
Stats:
- Hood: 2 (+/-0) // Population
- Wood: 10 (+/-0) // Amount of lumber
- Food: 20 (+10) // Amount of foodstuffs
- Mood: 80 (+5) // 0-100 how content the populace is
Get busy with the baby making!!!
>>700331677
build statue of cthulhu
>>700336825
rerollo
>>700336324
More niggers you racist faggot. Every 33 double adds 10 niggers to the map
immigration from african countries
Hurricane
Flash flood
>>700336880
Rall
Hurricane in your face
immigration from slav land
>>700331677
Fuck yeah. OP's back.
Immigration
Mole people build a house next door
Add a house of nig nogs
>>700336941
reroller
>>700336821
rolling
>>700336941
Vodka roll
>>700336711
Win
>>700336941
cyka roll
>>700337002
Take 2
Trees reveal themselves to be Ents.
Build a concentration camp in the empty field
>>700337044
should i count this as a reroll? i only take the first dubs after each update fyi
>>700337083
ROLL
>>700336880
Rollin
Last chance before work... meteorite lands in the centre of the building
>>700336815
Dedicate one tenth of the pop to hunt wild animals. use pelts as clothes if winter approaches, meat for bait and village consumption
Build a poop factory.
>>700336815
Build a watchtower north to the house
>>700337105
Well. the main post was a dubs already. Just build one slaughterhouse
>>700337122
winerino
Niggers appear on the map
>>700337122
winrar. rip
>>700337102
comeon
>>700336815
A nigger couple buit a house next to the south entry road
>>700336815
Dig a cesspool
Syrian immigrants
Dedicate all your energy to building a thirty feet tall wooden phallus at the crossroad
>>700337355
rapefugee welcome !
>>700337355
kek
Build a second house
>>700337083
not sure if minor or major event
only the first dubs after a update counts
>>700337044
A slaughterhouse of medium size is built near the house. This uses the majority of the wood. The couple is blessed with a son. The food stocks sustain.
Stats:
- Hood: 3 (+1) // Population
- Wood: 2 (-8) // Amount of lumber
- Food: 20 (+/-0) // Amount of foodstuffs
- Mood: 83 (+3) // 0-100 how content the populace is
>>700337600
Immigrants from Adidas land
>>700337655
IDI NAHUJ
>>700337600
the earth broke, there's now a river between the lakes
>>700337600
Chop some tree to refilled the wood stock.
The syrians rapefugee put their shithole house near the fishing dock
Niggers
>>700337600
Dig a river between the lakes
500 mongolians invade
A horse stack appears in the south
A bunch of these guys attack the town.
>>700331677
whole population turns into autistic jews
cut down trees using the force of the wind
Niggerinos
>>700337825
reroll
>>700337600
Muslim immigration
A stranger comes from the east with new technology and farming styles
>>700337600
Chop some tree to refilled the wood stock.
>>700337999
checkd
>>700337999
>>700338000
checkd
>>700337655
Immigrants from Eastern Europe (??) move into the village. Portions of forest are removed to build housing. Food is plummeting, as is mood.
Stats:
- Hood: 16 (+13) // Population
- Wood: 2 (+/-0) // Amount of lumber
- Food: 5 (-15) // Amount of foodstuffs
- Mood: 63 (-20) // 0-100 how content the populace is
Nergros
>>700337999
>>700338000
better be doing this
>>700338083
Use eastern europeans to build potato farms
where are the ents
>>700337600
A stranger arrive from the west. He says he came from an underground vault and is looking for a water chip.
>>700338127
reroll
>>700338000
Winrar nigger
>>700337999
>>700338000
them trips... am crying... the rules... conflicted.... fuck
>>700338127
ONE MORE
population discovers masturbation, mood increases as population decreases
ONLY FIRST DUBS AFTER UPDATE IS VALID
>>700338083
We all have a scat orgy
>>700338163
Both those things can happen at the same time.
>>700338127
roll
>>700338130
Agreed. The time of the Ents has come!
>>700338083
murder trees. replant their young. use their limbs as resources and let their children watch their parents craft into completely useless objects
>>700338130
shepherds of the forest it is then
>>700338286
the issue is that only the first roll is done, typically... i mean, theyre both beautiful trips and completely rational requests... so fuck me or fuck the rules
Planting trees (more like a forest) to get more wood
Anita Sarkeesian moves in, causing one of the men to kill themselves
>>700338444
Nice trips.
>>700338444
O shit
>>700338444
trips demand fuck the rules
>>700338399
Here's for the refilled wood stock thing. Thanks anon.
>>700338444
one of each maybe?
Small pack of flying wolves has been seen in the nearby woods
everyone is massacred
Suddenly, an alien spaceship appeared, just hovering above the village menacingly. (Another person who gets dubs can decide what happens with the spaceship next I guess)
>>700338083
Use slaughterhouse to make meat out of immigrant.
The leader of the village is kidnapped leaving the village divided and hostile on who the new leader should be
Earthquake destroys some
Homes causing first population of homeless
A villager is murdered in the middle of the night!
Everyone gets suspicious of who the murderer is, 1 of them leaves. (2 people in total leave the village, 1 death, 1 leaver)
Suddenly, NIGGERS ! They came from the south and reclaim the whole village !
>>700338399
An efficient lumber mill is built, supplying a hefty stock of lumber. Food stock is unsustained, several die of hunger.
Stats:
- Hood: 12 (-4) // Population
- Wood: 42 (+40) // Amount of lumber
- Food: 0 (-5) // Amount of foodstuffs
- Mood: 23 (-40) // 0-100 how content the populace is
>>700338519
thanks mate
Village burns down for no fucking reason.
>>700338897
BUILD POTATO FARMS
Everyone resorts to cannibalism
>>700338957
REROLL
One man starts biting people, causing people to be suspicious of werewolves
>>700338897
Use the slaughterhouse to make meat out of immigrant. Starvation problem solved.
Go to the south and eat all the niggers.
>>700338958
roll
>>700338957
ROLL
Build a second fishing shack at the other river to get some more fish
A new KFC opens
>>700338958
>>700339003
THIS !!!!!
>>700338957
roll
>>700339011
>>700339044
CANNIBALISM FTW !!!
Due to the hunger, three villagers leave to search for livestock and food. If dubs, they find 3 animals and a few fruits and berries, also some seeds to plant a farm.
>>700339044
god be with us
>>700331677
Civ God makes acid rain while shouting angrily.
>>700339044
welp
I guess OP decides if they kill a few immigrants, or if they just go mad and eat each other.
>>700339011
winrar
What about an cannibalistic orgie with the immigrants?
>>700331677
A missionary of a foreign religion enters the town. Power of dubs decides how many people are converted, and if a small alter is erected.
A new faction splinters off from the main civ. Their houses are blue.
>>700338897
Immigrant blows up slaughterhouse, allah Akbar niggers
>>700339119
rerollll
Shia lebouf elected president but stays inside all day due to low motivation.
>>700339311
WINRRRRAAARR
>>700339011
The village resorts to cannibalism.
Stats:
- Hood: 6 (-6)
- Wood: 62 (+20)
- Food: 0 (+/-0)
- Mood: 11 (-12)
Y'all need to cheer the fuck up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdSAWBUpbIM
>>700339311
Woo
>>700339284
rolling for this
Donald Trump is elected mayor.
>>700339011
>11
probs only a couple resort to that. low ass number
>>700339353
Build potato farms and make vodka
>>700339353
An Irish stranger arrive. He teach the inhabitnat the secret of potatos farming.
A cave filled with gems is found nearby
>>700339353
cannibals become sick due to unease from human flesh. Become vegan instead
The imperium of Man is formed. The emperor takes his rightful seat upon the golden throne near the eastern lake.
>>700339353
mfw i fucking hid the second layer in both frames
The people find a new religion, this religion makes them happy. Islam the religion of peace.
>>700339353
Fish up the legendary fish in the lake for food.
>>700339311
Roll
>>700339486
reroll
A wizard appears and cures the cannibals of their sickness making them cease
A huge population of bears are seen south of the town.
>>700339496
reroll for this come on
>>700339503
kek
>>700331677
make a hydro electric dam
Wave of national socialism
>>700339560
And they have tents.
>>700339522
Fucking winrar. Now they are all vegan pussy.
Some traders pass by, the traders ask for wood in exchange for food.
>>700339353
godzilla rises from the right lake
>>700339496
come on how many rolls does it take
>>700339353
A trading post is set up
The people will build a big mill for food
>>700339496
.
Wolves are seen in the nearby woods
>>700339651
Roll
>>700339353
A sounder of boars tramples through the village, destroying the lumber mill
>>700339666
SATAN HAS SPOKEN.
>>700339666
fuuuuuuck. Rip trips
>>700339666
Nice mill babe
>>700339666
Okay satan
>>700339496
COME ON REROLLING
>>700339673
fuck off tyrant
>>700339522
Those who had eaten flesh begin to suffer and die of a terrible disease. Only the original family remains due to their healthy habits for the majority of their lives.
Stats:
- Hood: 3 (-3)
- Wood: 62 (+/-0)
- Food: 0 (+/-0)
- Mood: 5 (-6)
reCAPTCHA thinks i dont know what a store front is... it may be right... am i human?
Build a trade hut to import food and export adidas as slaves
A lone wizard builds a tower in the forest to the southwest.
>>700339741
Or are you dancer?
>>700339496
ROLLL
>>700339741
Build a big mill for food has Satan says.
>>700339755
Winraaaaaaaarr
>>700339496
COME ON
IMPERIUM NOW
>>700339755
Winrar.
>>700339755
winrar straight up.
>>700339755
>export adidas as slaves
>Only the original family remains
goddamnit
>>700339755
Winrar
>>700336402
>>700336878
>>700337224
>>700337308
>>700337778
>>700337897
>>700339311
>>700339008
>>700338879
>>700338156
>>>/pol/
>>700339496
rererolling
>>700339741
The husband discovers their house is built on top of an iron ore vein
A witch resides nearby the village, she may or may not kidnap children
Trips get
>>700339878
build the trade hut anyway. More adidas will come. They always do.
>>700339908
>>700339496
...
>>700339741
All members of family suck my pee pee
>>700340000
CHECKD
>>700340000
Wooo
Refugees from south come to /b/ village and rape all the women
>>700340000
Well, that some sort of world altering event....
>>700340000
?????
>>700339496
Fuck the false corpse-god. If dubs, he descends and immediately dies of dysentery.
>>700339496
HOW MANY ROLLS DOES IT FUCKING TAKE BEFORE I SUCCESSFULLY FORCE THIS EVENT?!
>>700340000
Checkd
Harambee wil rise
>>700340069
AND THE ORGIE IS, EVERYONE SUCKS ANONS DICK.
>>700339755
A trade post is built. The couple trades their only son for food. The man, now fed, continues to maintain the lumber mill.
Stats:
- Hood: 2 (-1)
- Wood: 72 (+10)
- Food: 29 (+29)
- Mood: 20 (+15)
>>700340000
>>700340116
Please
>>700339496
ROLLLL
>>700340000
Holy fuck.
>>700340125
ORK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH
Mole people break through to the surface. They establish a village to the south.
>>700340125
What program are you using to make these?
>>700340125
Build a potato farm now !
>>700339675
Rolling
Also are you doing these gifs by yourself OP? They're rather quaint~
>>700340125
>trade son for food
>mood +15
>>700340125
>sold only son
>mood increases
nigga, you cheer up.
>>700340000
>quads
>mfw
Never change, /b/
>>700340172
ROLL CHOP STOMP
>>700340089
It will never happen.
>>700340000
>>700340125
Don't ignore the quads you rancid swine
>>700340125
no foreigners come to the post because they put up anime posters on the walls
The remaining couple make 2000 babies
>>700340205
He was a dick
>>700340125
More helpless people come with supplies, wood and food (how high the dubs are depends how much they have) and take up residence in empty homes.
>>700340210
>You become a nigger
I'm sorry to hear.
>>700340172
ROLL
giant enemy crab spotted off shore
>>700339496
RRRROOOOOLLLLLLL
The women begin slaughtering the men. Men go into hiding.
High skilled Immigrants
>>700340125
build sustanible farm. low food, but enough to feed two people. Wife looks after crops of potatoes and lettuce
>>700340172
rall
>>700340278
please I got this
>>700339496
ROLL FUCKER
>>700340125
Build a wall aroud the village to prevent any more adidas invasion.
>>700340238
ROLL
build a forge for weapons
>>700340283
rip spelling. Reroll
>>700339496
ERERERERERERREEROLLLLRLLOLOLLLLL
Mysterious man comes to town and sells weapons, food, and large domesticated bears
>>700340325
This.
The family makes sock puppets to cheer themselves up
>>700340190
all of them?
IMMIGRANTS PL0x
>>700340344
IMPERIUM YES
>>700340325
THIS !
>>700339496
ROLL!!!!
>>700340356
we need people
>>700340344
DIE XENO SCUM
>>700340344
congratu motherfucking lations
>>700340355
Damn thought you were using a program made for it pretty cool that you are making it on the go
>>700340335
roll
the both focus on fishing developping a caviar farm and exporting this shit for a lot of money, also import 2 employee families
Build a mosque
Obtain stray friendly doggo. Old doggo, but still swift
Drop pods land to the east, these motherfuckers come out
Couple domesticates a pregnant wolf
imperium makes Leman Russ factory
tree are now friendly monsters
>>700340432
>Damn thought you were using a program made for it pretty cool that you are making it on the go
THEY ALL PLAY ROBLOX
>>700340455
Legit post update dubs. Do it !
>>700340506
reroll
>>700340455
DO IT!
>>700340455
Check'em
>>700340566
Fuck off
>>700340506
rereroll
>>700340569
ORGY TIMEEEEEEEEEee
>>700340506
rerereroll
>>700340506
rererereroll
>>700340628
NO ROBLOX IS MY FAVRIT GAME I HAVE 5 GFS!!!!!!!
>>700340506
I AM DEDICATED
>>700340506
I WILL NOT STOP
>>700340661
stop being a faggot son
>>700340506
UNTIL MY TASK IS COMPLETE
>>700340344
Uhhh... basically (im making this up on the fly)... so the man gets all delusional and a bit abusive. Everything is neglected (wife included) They have food, but he builds a statue of himself and a thrown beneath it.
Stats:
- Hood: 2 (+/-0)
- Wood: 68 (-4)
- Food: 27 (-2)
- Mood: 80 (+60)
>>700340736
Sorry to hear that bud.
>>700340736
the first dubs after the post was the imperium one
stop trying
Entire population is now transgender.
>>700340506
Plz
Couple domesticates a pregnant giraffe
>>700340786
boy pls do this, it makes sense >>700340455
>>700340786
ORK ATTACK
>>700340786
the use their remaining food to make a terrifying food bouncy house
a small tribe of Native Americans riding unicorns arrive in the village
>>700340866
welp
>>700340786
Steve irwin rises from lake
imperium builds huge mine to get wood ore
Small black chest washes up on shore, husband working on a way to open it
>>700340786
Man domesticate squirrels and build an army out of them.
Trees become ents.
immigration
>>700340866
LEDS GO BOYS
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
THEY ALL BECOME HOMOSEXY AND DIE OF AIDS THE END
>>700340455
rerolling for this
A storm takes out the statue
>>700340944
ayyy lmao
>>700340944
/thread
>>700340944
yup, this is how it ends
>>700340866
>>700340922
>>700340944
Sadly only first dubs after update
>>700340866
these dubs
Industrial revolution. Buildings upgraded to metal. Wood replaced by metal.
QUADS OF CATACLYSM. Nigger invasion, all is lost .
>>700341016
reroll
>>700340834
First time i'm 100% on the black guys side.
>>700341016
rereroll
>>700341016
rerereroll
>>700341016
ROLL DAMN YOU
QUADS OF FRIENDLY ALIEN INVASION
>>700341016
Rolling for this
>>700341021
Rolling
>>700340866
An... ork... orc?... an ork attacks, killing the man and destroying the throne/statue, also taking a bunch of the food. The wife is left alone.
Stats:
- Hood: 1 (-1)
- Wood: 68 (+/-0)
- Food: 14 (-13)
- Mood: 17 (-63)
>>700340944
>world changing events need to be quads
>>700341144
rolling to build a forge to get sum weapunz
>>700341144
The wife had a baby, call him Jesus.
>>700340866
roll
Aliens invade and destroy the entire village. There are no survivors.
rolling to get a weapon forge
Orks Fuck woman
Woman gets pregnant
>>700341257
that post was literally dubs you fucking autist.
>>700341144
THE BABY BECOME A HERO BARBARIAN AND BECOME THE KING OF SUMER
>>700341144
A man arrive from the north. He put his pee pee part in the woman and a new dawn rise for the village
>>700341202
Roll roll roll your /pol/
The TRUE Emperor rises to power. Not delusional, and godlike in potency, he guides man to a golden age. He leads an industrial revolution, as with >>700341016.
>>700341284
ROLL THIS
>>700341216
Rolling
>>700341280
Reroll
Cthulhu arises from one of the ponds.
An alien visits the town and clones the wife causing a complete feminist colony.
build a concentration camp for the orks
dwarves take over and execute woman but not the orc baby
>>700341333
ayy lmao
>>700341333
OMG what have you done !?
>>700341333
kek
>>700341280
Reroll >>700341333
Check this
>>700341282
i want a 2nd attack
>>700341333
you know the wymen will prolly die?
>>700341318
FOR THE LOVE OF THE EMPRAH ROLLLLLL
the ork baby shall rule
A new deadly plague is introduced
it's called Judaism
>>700341333
That happens, too lazy to animate, threads dying, pop is 2, look more trees, follow me on twitter @Trewbot yay (didnt even resize, gnight)
Town is overrun by bronies.
>>700341492
Thread is not dying, wtf ?
>>700341511
Well, nevermind. Abandon thread !
>>700341492
how fake lmao
>>700341492
It was fun while it lasted, you did well OP
>>700341511
YOU MADMAN
>>700341492
fine, ill try harder
>>700341568
hit bump limit, just going to tank at this point... plus theres one woman and an orc baby now???????
>>700341492
>>700341625
>mfw i fucking fell for it
>>700341656
a masked justicer come in town to purge it from bronies fags
>>700341656
>implying the women isnt used as a brood mother for the big green cock
>>700341656
So long OP, that was fun somehow.
>>700341735
reroll
>>700341656
Make a new thread
>>700341656
Make a new thread dumbass !
>>700341656
i may be back some other day when im feeling motivated... maybe i would be more motivated with more twitter followers, hint hint hint hint hint, oh my god im so fucking tired
>>700341776
maybe somebody else will, but yall would miss my sick animations
rolling to get a forge
get a concentration camp for the orks
>>700341816
reroll, is thread dying?
