/nzg/ New Zealand General
Early as fuck edition.
Some drunk Maori guy yelling in Auckland City and I've got nobody to share it with.
"You only want protection when violence is king!"
If I wasn't such a faggot I'd give him what he's asking for.
Also this kek
>>700322908
Fuck off, newfag
So. Who wants a drawing?
>>700323133
>New Zealand thread in /b/ every day for the last 2 years
>calls me a newfag
>>700323610
Let it go, bro.
>>700323575
can you draw a typical kiwi in the form of a cactus?
>>700324040
Oddly enough this is the exact position I'm in right now.
>>700324174
Maybe? I'm not sure I understand the question.
>>700324531
hahaha that's perfect
>>700324299
I was kind of hoping for something more like this.
guess who spent $67 on a fucking universal laptop adapter today.
also guess who spent $31 on cheeseburgers...
>>700324726
dunno I just like cacti
>>700324625
Here's a cuter one.
>>700324991
harambe riding a dragon to heaven pls
>>700324991
can you put some kawaii eyes on it?
>>700324780
I wish my arse were that fat. It goes from back right into thigh back there.
>>700325054
No, harambe riding Cecil the lion into heaven
>>700325228
fuck cecil nigga.
>>700325054
Yeah, alright then.
>>700325567
FUCK YEAH NIGGA
>>700325062
Sure.
>>700325746
thanks senpai
dead thread.
>>700325978
Try contributing instead of complaining.
>>700322908
That pole vault chick is fine. I could watch her all day
>>700326384
You're pretty good, drawfag.
>>700326525
Would you give her a pole to vault on?
>>700326384
draw porn
>>700324901
Im a fat cunt, and i would struggle to eat $31 of cheeseburgers. I can do $18 from bk or maccas, double whopper/quarter pounder and a triple/double cheeseburger
>>700322908
When are you faggots going to finally get rid of that fucking U.K. flag.
>>700326676
That jap that knocked the bar off with his knob, he must have seen this chick before his run up
>>700326722
its only 10 cheese burgers.
How to get root?
>>700324531
Draw a new zealand school girl.
>>700326722
>>700326884
$31 of cheeseburgers in Auckland would be like, 2 from Burger Fuel. They make amazing burgers though.
>>700326884
2 for $3 at bk makes twenty burgers. Shame that its heaps of bread and bugger all meat though
>>700326788
tried and failed
Boring thread
>>700326788
Look we tried ok
>>700327049
Their basic 1/3 pounder is still the best thing they do though. The rest are over fancy and just fall apart.
>>700326953
>Dig up top soil
>Place sapling in ground with some string tied to a bamboo pole
>Wait a few weeks
The roots will start forming immediately but it will take a while before they have a strong hold.
>>700327204
She hit you up on snapchat yet?
>>700327188
>Not using a doofer
You don't go to Burgerfuel often do you?
>>700327204
>dunners duo
You guys hanging out?
Evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_artPecEaM
Dunedin here, had a pretty good day. skipped the market and hit up Kiki Beware, can recommend the baguette's. Saw a black Ferrari lurking around town.
>>700327301
The "bruh" signifies that I am exactly that, bruh
>>700327304
Every couple of weeks when I go to town. Never figured out what that cardboard thing was for though. Considering up until a year ago I had to fly to welly to get burger fuel...
>>700327207
Thanks man
Past few weeks I've been just placing the roots on top of the soil, but they never seemed to dig themselves in. Didn't realise I had to do it manually.
>>700322908
Seigfuck
>>700327340
Not tonight, but I'm Dunners' sister so
>>700327207
keked
>>700327362
also look what we're getting fuckers, about time.
>>700327340
those two are pretty much nohomo gay for each other.
>>700327362
nigga why that come with a knife and fork.....
its a fucking sandwich.
>>700327369
You said Part 1 so I assumed it was original Dunners.
>>700327439
You use it to hold your overstuffed burgers so it doesn't fall apart. It's a miracle of engineering.
>>700327495
Dunners has a sister? Are you as hot as him?
>>700327204
Cringe
>>700326693
>>700327574
Don't worry I didnt eat it like a bitch, got gravy/aioli combo all over my face.
>>700327588
Fair
>>700327595
Yes, even a question?
My thread on /gif/ was deleted :( Mods don't seem to want webms of guys using powertools on their dick holes it seems. Why even live?
>>700327791
I hope it is. I'm pretty sure I put a question mark on it. Is your beard as good too?
>>700327948
Dunners dun have based beard though :(
i matched with a hot chick on tinder.
thenk the gods.
praise harambe
>>700328071
But whiskey dick tho.
>>700328071
#dicksoutforHotChicksonTinder
>>700328060
Wait, which dunners? I am fucking confused. Pretty sure bruh had a beard.
>>700328071
inb4 bot
>>700328286
I am bruh, heh
And yes
>>700328286
there are two dunners.
Dunners, the ginger and Dunnersbruh, who has a beard and is Dunners sister. You guys act like it's hard. Bruh always introduces herself with "bruh" at the end.
any NZ isis fggts here tonight??
(P.S. I am a robot)
>>700328425
Sorry I don't pay attention to newfags.
Dunedin helicopter dropping some sick cunt off then fucking off again.
>>700328425
I thought I was talking about bruh, so who did I reply to who said he didn't have a beard?
>>700328640
>tfw the only helicopters in Auckland are looking for crims
>tfw there's helis every fucking night in South Auckland
>>700328873
In the country, helicopters in the night means someones lost or hurt
In the city, helicopters in the night means someones on the run
>>700328665
Dunners inception where we @
I'm bruh, the one with the beard, and as far as I'm aware, the only one in thread atm
Catface reporting in I guess
Maybe I'll remember the thread after posting this time
>>700328071
Don't fuck it up man
>>700329255
I told her I was stuck with my child and needed $50 for gas money and that I would take her out to dinner as a thank you tomorrow.
What's for dinner guys?
I'm eating a small cup of aioli sauce.
>>700329287
well that is new. delete that shit might have too.
>>700329410
Steak with mashed potatoes and veg.
>>700329410
Couplands steak and cheese family sized pie, all to myself. What you got?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8
>>700329287
Is this on purpose?
>>700329410
i had sausage rolls, for desert, salted caramel ice cream with choc wizz, after that im getting blitzed on whiskey and coke by myself in bed
>>700329410
cheeseburgers
>>700329533
Meat and veg? When you eat out do you order the blandest thing on the menu?
>>700329664
I miss desert.
>>700329178
>where we @
IDbro???????
Suddenly my aioli feels inadequate.
>>700329682
$31 worth?
>>700329748
>dessert
woops
>>700326525
officially boarding the bandwagon. 10/9 would wife.
>>700329766
Stop with the memes
>>700329766
>>700329652
No idea what happened. concerned face indeed.
>>700329938
fuck, she really does look like a kiwi chick.
the All Nigguhs, reckon they win vs Ausssie tonight??
>>700330157
depends. see >>700322968
>>700330157
the bookies.
>>700329766
what we doin tonight?
>>700330588
Fucking around.
>>700330588
Watching netflix, same as most nights
Any other welly fags here
>>700330588
same thing we do every night
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkT19uH2RQ
>>700330588
>>700330688
getting 88 dubs all night
>>700330761
sup, welly fag here. weather's getting better
>>700330761
wut it do
>>700330843
>>700330853
Getting drunk and playing vidya, what you two up to
>>700330843
Dont know about you, but I enjoyed the 2 weeks of winter we had this year. Now spring is here!
soldiers i feel a twitch raid coming...
>>700330588
Im getting laid on monday so i gotta prepare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
>>700330958
also playing vidya.
>>700330985
it's freezing though, but summer's too hot. Or maybe I'm too picky
im in game LoL, as a Lux supp 0/3/`6, and im being blamed for not being a good Supp
>>700331183
you're probably a shit support tbh fam
>>700331183
I'm def the best support oce. so you're probably a shit support. <3
>>700331083
Gonna clean your flat?
>>700331126
What you playing
>>700331126
Its up to 17C here tomorrow in chch, and its light when I turn up to work at 7am. Feels good man
only 500ish games as a lux supp half cut, blazing the smorhishborg, waiting for the warriors to pump the cow boys, and waiting for the All nigguhs to pump the Abo's 1-12
Dunners reporting, I guess.
Fucked around and got a triple double.
>>700329181
G'day, cob. How's things? Find a place yet?
>>700330157
reckon it'll make any kind of difference on our slow march on this mortal coil towards the enivitably of death?
Sorry to answer your question with a question
>>700330958
browsing flesh lights.
>>700331770
'I guess' is my thing you Amy Schumer motherfucker
>>700331774
Nice. Sounds like a good time
>>700331592
in queue for league as well but I'm trash. You?
>>700331535
No
>>700331770
>didnt drive another 10,000 to make it 299,777
weak shit dunners step it up
Why are IDs even gone?
>>700331883
Playing stalker
>>700331770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovEVQ5g98Pg
>>700331970
CS or SoC?
Pripyat is not an acceptable answer
>>700331970
CHEEKI BREEKI
Can a guy with no left leg, but a coil on the right, step hard if his oppo with no right leg, but a coil on his left? or does this equal out? Don't count Oscar Pristorisoures ( he has two spring legs)
>>700328873
>>700329164
Auckland Police only have 1 helicopter... Eagle 1. International city? Yeah right ...
>>700332159
Trying out LA
>>700332269
Get out of here
>>700332325
oscar has 3 legs now.
a black mans cock up his ass.
yes ladsmanyone wanna team up for a halve cut game of LoL ??
>>700332442
any good so far? also how does it effect pc requirements if ya know? Wouldn't mind giving it a go
>>700331770
why arent you in chat you bitch made fool
>Christchurch
Early thread
>>700332958
It's pretty rough on my ghetto rig, but its okay so for, more buggy than SOC
Who here agress all Amurican sports are boring? Ok must be just me
>>700331884
>doing it on purpose
May as well just stick a drill in the back of the speedo at that point
>>700332035
kek
>>700333133
H A N D E G G
>>700332788
if others are keen sure
Dunedin meet up next weekend if you're keen. Got four fuckers coming along already
FFS......
http://www.nbr.co.nz/opinion/dump-interest-free-student-loans
Lad's and Ladie's NZ have pulled the trigger tonight confirmed. Still tho Cecil was a much better captive than Haramber the fggt.
>>700333333
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr check them bloody numbers, shazza
>>700333333
Damn son
>>700333333
holy fuck nigga.
>>700333333
>>700333333
trips = afircan animal poacher confirmed
>>700333333
wew
>>700333101
I'm on a laptop, so that doesn't sound too promising hah. Hopefully not as buggy as CS
>>700333333
O shi
>>700333333
Third sexts in an NZ thread
Oi Dunners
>>700333333
Happiest day of my life. What has it been, 8 years of b, first sexts....
>>700333272
You bring the cake and the Ian, I'll bring the jams
>>700333047
Hey man, how's it?
>>700334040
Bathe in the (You)'s, anon. Tonight is your night.
>>700333665
>3rd
Same numbers happen more in NZ threads than any other threads tbh
boyz any ISIS execution vidyas?. I lost my collection please post away
>>700322908
Hey didn't u guys change your flag to something less gay?
>>700333333
checky
>>700333333
Or you could just restrict student loans to science and law courses.
>>700333333
type wit 1 han cuz fap but ckech
>>700333599
Give it go
Cheers /b/rother makes me mad this keep positng vidyas away
Wanna sesh g
>>700331770
dunners also reporting. beware there's checkpoints fucking everywhere tonight. no idea why.
P.S. here's a Domino's voucher code if you need it, $6 for a Traditional Pizza, fuck yes!
>>700335132
chea where u at?
>>700335352
Welly city bro
>>700335132
yes
>>700335348
thanks lad
Any got Paige Lunnon or Ruth Whelan's tits?
>>700335348
nigga 50%!
Move over cheese burgers, your getting company.
>>700335348
GC, shot for the heads-up
>>700335445
No problem lad.
>>700335529
fucking i know right, was out in town last night and seen it, was a fucking great feed.
>>700335582
all good man, be careful out there.
>>700335420
aw shit nigga.
I got cheese burgers for us bruv
Damn...
>>700335745
Yo where bouts are you? Im on Cuba now
>>700335821
what an idiot this guy is.
>>700335821
>>700335839
are you going to rape me?
threads shit tonight
>>700336048
Do you have a pretty mouth or nah?
>>700336048
No, pretty sure my paper thin walls make the impossible
>>700336325
oh...
>>700336505
Huh?
>>700336549
>>700336549
he was hoping for a good raping
>>700336788
Well that can be arranged. Wheres good to meet
Dunedin ogfem here. Just back as me and my friends are drinking and just had a conversation about 4chan which reminded me to check on you guys
>>700333272
Lol when
>>700337035
postits
>>700337035
Did you talk about idbro and memes and stuff?
>>700337035
everyone is in the tc
>>700337077
dubs on dubs on dubs
>>700337244
dubs on dubs
>>700337035
Welcome back, what's new?
Bumped into someone who knew you from here a while back, small world
>>700337035
Gonna be raving @ Brimmy tonight? Heh
>>700333333
have some furry porn
>>700337118
The convo was about how one of them posted nudes on the site last year knowing that the rest of us were all avid users so we found them and we are debating about adding them into the slideshow/speech at their upcoming 21st
>>700322908
That maori guy would haka you to death.
>>700337461
do it! i plan on doing that for a friends 21st too lol
>>700337461
>>700337301
Haha I was told about that. Sad I missed out.
>>700337410
Lol actually yes. See you there around 1
Anymore ISIS fggt execution vidyas? They wont scare us such terrible propaganda. Haramabe would dominate those fggts if he was still around
>>700337621
Nah not dolphin girl, she posted in soc
>>700337118
ogfem is a newfag and probably doesn't know who IDbro is, m80
Anone know where to get LSD or mushies? Really keen to try microdosing for them mental health benefits.
I know a place to get spores but I need to pay in Euros and the bank won't let me get out a small amount.
>>700337631
I'm not /town/ tonight, ah
Have a good one though, as per
>>700337646
last one
>>700337631
is brimmy any good??
>>700337631
Apparently next weekend is habbenin, so see you there, bruv
>>700337848
no, unless you like being molested by greasy old men
>>700337740
Mate I've been here since 2009 literally since I was like 13. Just not as active anymore. i know of ID bro I just give zero fucks, you'll learn to do that as well once your as oldfag as me.
>>700338065
Sounds like a good time
Do i
>slow cooker
>sandwich press
or
>electric wok
????
>>700338086
nigga been here since 05. get on my level new fag
NZfags Warriors are trailing 6-0 get the support up!!!
Any Femanons in wellington wanna peg me
>>700338086
>>700338216
I've been here all summer
Checkmate, losers
>>700337848
Brimmy is legit a bogans club with old school music. It's a hilarious time
>>700338328
kek
>>700337118
I just want IDBro to come back and post asian girls again
dunedin meet up at maccas at 11:30, fri or sat dudes?
>>700338297
fly to dunedin bby and bring money.
>>700337765
I got mine from your mum
Anyone remember this creature?
>>700338557
Will do
>>700337848
I only like it because I hate new music and the drinks are cheapish there. Definetly not for pulling though, filthy old men and bogans.
>>700338593
Scartits, some anon stalked her then she never came back.
>>700338593
Ive fucked worse
>>700338593
Would bang
>>700324780
Holy shit. That was smooth.
>>700338557
I think it shouldnt be a Friday/Saturday because some of us have social lives plus it will look really cringe with us neckbeards awkwardly sitting down at a table at maccas during their busiest hour....drunk people will be mean to us :/
>>700339082
south d is always dead quiet, we aint going to central
and time to have a look at back pages for a nut to bust
>>700338593
Yes I do.
>>700339082
Our last meet was chill af, it was great
>>700339050
TK Maaawwwwwwwwwwri
>>700339255
Source?
>>700338593
>>700339255
Got the one where she's holding up the ID's timestamp?
New Zealand's finest journalist
The natives
>>700339255
>controller conveniently on the floor in the shot
What a fucking poser.
No thanks.
>>700339218
>>700339347
Fml we will get stabbed also I'm working till 10 can someone give me a ride if they're going through George St
The modern native
ask if bot and got unmatch.
bot confirm
>>700339463
>>700339638
That carpark is our turf now, man. Nobody will step to us
And you can cop a lift
>>700339869
FRIENDZONE STRIKES AGAIN
>>700339897
More?
>>700336761
yehhh welli, petone reporting in. Moar plx
>>700339897
more
>>700338384
Why did he leave?
who wants a nudes dump
>>700340317
He started getting creepy fans.
doooooooooooooooooood
you can get pornstars vags on flesh lights.
>>700340403
oh sweet memories
>>700340318
keen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7s4DPm52jc
>>700340318
Drop box it fgt
>>700340403
All those replies kek
My dad's from New Zealand and says it looks nice but gets incredibly boring if you live there
Since I have a NZ passport I'm wondering how true that is, any opinions?
>>700341302
Nah
>>700341397
I've got a car and a lack of concern for being stabbed by an anonymous internet user I've never seen
>>700341199
You are a tragically boring individual.
>>700341444
Trips confirms.
>>700341509
You are a wonderfully entertaining individual!
>>700341506
Im not much for stabbing. I feel like I'd be the one dragged off and dumped in a field somewhere in this scenario.
Two strangers doesnt make for much of a meet, tho
>>700341760
A buck gets ten we already know each other anyway kek
Save it for next week
>>700338607
how cheap is cheap because if it's cheap im keen
>>700341955
im pretty sure if i attended one i'd know someone either from back in primary/high school or from my current stage in life polytech.
OGfem come tinychat
>>700340652
Who's this?
>>700341740
If you say so.
>>700342441
She's out drinking & socialising, you fool
>>700323610
Yeah he should have just called you a fag. Get a fucking life
>>700342521
I do, just wish I could come up with something for you to draw for lols
All you Pakeha should be ashamed of yourselves.
Watch this and educate youreselves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpEzMKIO9UQ
>>700337765
>LSD in NZ
enjoy your 25-i faggot
>>700342917
speak for yourself mayt, just cause you can't score decent shit.
>>700341082
I'm here now.
>>700342837
Don't force it, or it won't be as funny in the end.
Keeping it 300 like idbro
>>700342968
you can't tell the difference. There's none to be had
remuera reporting.
>>700343195
Pic or it didn't happen
Boooooooooooooooooooiiii
>>700337765
and also, no officer you can definitely not get any illict substance in our fine country. our customs officers do a superb job.
>>700343266
i can absolutely tell the difference friendo. you'd be surprised how many drugs a grey blob can take.
>>700337765
>any drug in NZ that isn't weed
Unless you or your friends are straight up ordering from the deep web, don't expect much my friend
