Celeb thread
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Celeb thread
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba is one of the m-most b-beautiful w-women in the w-world... She s-says I-I d-do n-not s-satisfy her... My member isn't b-big enough t-to t-touch h-her in the r-right places...
>>700321142
correct
>>700321651
Jj feet... hnngg
>>700321720
And her lewd tongue.. perfect
>>700321809
Flawless
Where is handanon?
>>700321734
anon, are you pleased or displeased with the fact that another man seemingly impregnated your goddess Jessica?
>>700321734
She w-wants m-me t-to f-find her b-bull l-lovers s-so she c-can b-be h-happy... She s-says it w-will b-be g-good for our marriage and i-it r-really is m-my fault b-because I'm t-too small... S-So it's u-up t-to me to f-find h-her l-lovers and m-make sure she i-is h-happy...
>>700321897
She knows what she's doing
>>700322091
Just look at those legs.. woooow
>>700321380
Only white trash gets engaged to a tard.
Dates a pedophile/takes him on vacation.
Steals from her boyfriend.
Fuck this girl.
>>700322218
It makes it 10 times hotter..
i want to see that censored ariel pic that keeps floating around. but i want it uncensored. i havent blown a load in 3 weeks and i want to explode on her. someone post it. i know you have it
>>700322094
right here, trying to stay awake after all the alcohol
>>700322134
I-I'm not h-happy b-because the DNA t-tests c-came b-back negative and it's f-forsure n-not mine... She a-always t-told m-me she w-would use contraceptive when she w-was w-with h-her b-bulls...
>>700322091
hnnng... i can't anymore
>>700322403
Did Dovebro cum in your mouth?
>>700321809
Good fuck, if only this were acceptable to make my desktop background
someone please post something thatll make me cum
>>700322241
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>>700322360
Always her tongue out.. pure gold this girl..
>>700322437
I wanna touch those legs so bad...
>>700322323
You should explode on my little sister
>>700321980
Anyone got more of her in her bikini?
>>700322091
>see this on the golf course
>hey mister, i dont have any money. buy me an ice cream from the cart girl
wat do?
>>700322607
Running your hands up them, eventually getting to the crotch...
>>700322597
That body...
>>700322656
It hurts that i dont have her tongue in my mouth rn..
>>700322735
Similar
>>700322410
aw it's okay anon, I've been with Chloë for a long time now and it has been like this for us as well. my 5" dick just can't physically satisfy her and so we got into polygamy and BBC from craigslist. the intentional "cheating" became part of our relationship and actually strengthened our love for one another, it's all about acceptance of each others needs and flaws!
>>700322786
This makes me throb...
Just like this..
>>700322947
One ass pic and i'll explode
i have to cum. someone do soething!
>>700323090
What do you want?
>>700322947
Sooo leeewd
>>700323160
Touching her soft body...
>>700322448
>>700322490
Ey Mary Jane>>700322522
>>700322570
>>700323267
Running your fingers all over
>>700323251
well what i WANT is something unseen and relevant. but whats realistic is jlaw ..or somethng else generic
>>700322507
I so wish for that, but no ._.
if I had my way I'd make you both cum into my mouth at the same time
would be so tough tho, wanting to swallow all that vs keep it in my mouth and let it mix up and roll around on my tongue for a while
>>700323211
Oh god yes
>>700323547
Did you have fun?
>>700323351
One lick of her tongue and i would edge so hard..
>>700323480
Squeeze her cute butt cheeks..
>>700323536
God she is beautiful
>>700323543
You're such a little slut Emma
ok guys lets settle this, is Jordan Jones the new queen of /b/?
My vote is hell yes!
>>700323526
I have jlaw, if you want.
>>700323704
yeah ! that was my first time for jj too and not the last
>>700323815
You have my vote!
>>700323925
i want
>>700323543
That's my babies you're paying with.
>>700323526
you've probably seen everything available at some point, such is the nature of limite-supply celeb pics (especially n00ds) and the high reposting frequency of such boards to satisfy fapping requirements for many anons
>>700323753
Kissing her everywhere
>>700323925
post everything related to jlaw
>>700323543
fuck I would love to put my dick in and around Emma's mouth
>>700324050
she should be posted more. my computer would be forever sticky for nudes
>>700323815
You got my vote
>>700323964
Hnnggg...
>>700324074
Oh absolutely.. every inch of her
>>700324131
keep going
>>700324194
full res?
>>700323952
Good to hear :)
>>700323811
thanks =)
that's what I try for
>>700324044
>licks lips and hands clean
they're mine now..
>>700324221
Would be nice
>>700324369
Can you take care of my morning wood? I woke up and am already so hard... It won't take much
>>700324399
Aaaaand i came...
>>700324456
Would be perfect..
>>700324369
Never play with your food
>>700324606
fuck yeah
>>700324215
yup tho sorry to say that's about my only pic of her
Hayden was probably posted lots in like 2007-2011 during Heroes popularity, but rest assured anon, there are no shortage of her bikini or other pics on internet
try carreck.com or forum.phun.org, and there are MANY more
>>700324558
Good to hear. Hope you had fun :)
>>700324729
post top tier. on the edge
keep going?
>>700324774
don't stop
>>700324684
She's such a lewd girl
>>700324480
of course, sleeping in boxers or nothing at all leaves you defenseless so I'll just help myself to whatever I find :3
>>700324571
I only wanted to make a show of letting you know who deserved their prize for efforts given :d
>>700324838
She looks so good being fucked
>>700324907
She is
>>700324684
Oh yeah... just like yesterday
>>700325129
almost
>>700325041
Hey I'm going to bed. Hope to see you soon Handanon
>>700325041
Oh my god... Y-your fingers feel so good Emma... I'm already twitching
>>700325216
aww ok Dove anon, I hope you have a nice wet dream about her or Emma!
we probably will meet again here
>>700325086
Those soles..
>>700325336
Hope to bump into you again
>>700325409
I could edge to Emma all night
>>700325086
That pose... Dunno if I'd rather be sucked by her or eat her delicious feet
>>700325270
>>700325468
you know Emma has very sexy hands, just like her perfect feet and toes, but there is something more you need of her body
>>700325642
Both at the same time
Having those soles in my face while she works on my wood.. perfect.. mhhh
>>700325793
H-her long and sexy legs? I adore them...
>>700325793
i want her mouth on my cock
>>700325793
>>700325896
she looks like a coked out tranny in that pic. you guys are faggots
>>700325642
Jordyn is flexible anon, she is a dancer and you could probably have both done at the same time. why restrict yourself to one or the other?
also you could probably fit her cute little feet into your mouth entirely, maybe even both together
>>700325842
Hey Ari <3
>>700326001
Seriously.
>>700326004
Those wrinkled soles... round 2...
>>700325896
>>700325954
she is just perfect
>>700325816
>>700326004
I didn't think of that... Well if she managed to suck me with her feet it my mouth I'd last just a few seconds before blowing. Too hot.
And yeah, I'd love to give her feet a good blowjob and take as much as I can of them in my mouth
>>700326239
That cameltoe
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>>700326365
She really is
>>700326393
Withh jj i would only last seconds..
>>700326433
A dream those feet... hmmm
>>700326365
Cute, hot, elegant and sensual at the same time
>>700326699
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>>700326363
hi haileebro!
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>>700326649
She would be a bit disappointed of us lasting so short... But then she'd just laugh it out
http://www.strawpoll.me/11034966
?
>>700322570
She looks like the bushy eye browed, wide nosed, nigger version of Mary Jane Watson.
Resemblance is uncanny.
>>700326779
>>700326612
Fuck, my dick is hard, please keep posting
>>700326646
>>700327012
I love her
>>700322951
This looks shopped. "She" has skinny, bony legs.
>>700327012
She does that
>>700326791
Its because she is so hot..
>>700326796
Oh thank god for pics like these..
>>700326502
>>700326665
re-posting because favorite pic
it is not often we have seen a (almost) unbroken path of exposed skin from Emma's feet all the way to top of her head
>>700326995
>>700327170
>>700327141
diamonds
>>700327091
She is our Queen, and you're our king, thank you anon! MOAR!
>>700327141
How I wish we had more pics like that
>>700326761
I don't think I'm the bro you're thinking of. But I'm happy to share some haliee!
>>700327141
I'd lick all of her exposed skin, from the toes to the top of the thigh, then down, then back up again...
Who would rape jordyn hard?
Bye Jj poster
>>700327252
>>700327279
now imagine if at that premiere the full-length wet heavy dress got caught on a railing, or under some lady's heel, and was pulled clear of her?
Emma would be standing there in front of hundreds of people and cameras with nothing but white panties and her heel shoes on (she wears no bra with such a dress)
>>700322631
Brown post more
>>700327808
Correction, bro* post more
>>700327752
What a cock stiffening thought
>>700327437
Sauce?
>>700327932
Jordyn Jones' snapchat
>>700327808
>>700327871
How would you fuck her
>>700327752
I bet she'd get a wet pussy from having so many people checking out her naked body
>>700327752
Millions of people would be fapping to those pics.
>>700327402
>>700327884
yes and her pale tight body would be wet from all the rain that night, you see the dress already soaked through and stuck to her porcelain skin in the pics
>>700328177
she probably wouldn't be able to help it, such a huge exhibition. probably would be 30 or 40 camera flashes before she even could put her arms up to cover her perky B-cup breasts
>>700328542
But for now it's just us
>>700328746
fuckk so hard
>>700328671
Well, now I'm hard
>>700327382
no worries anon, we are all brothers in haileeville
how much of her do you have for pics?
>>700328746
That stare...
I could cum right there of she looked at me like that
>>700328817
>>700328671
She'd probably go home and masturbate to the thought of all this people seeing her soft naked boobs
>>700328926
>>700328879
Not many, I've only got about 25
>>700329406
She's so cute
Scarlett Johansson?
New thread
>>700329512
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>>700324984
>>700325046
>>700325534
>saving thumbnails
>>700330277
dubs
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