If you are a VIRGIN over 21 you are subhuman.
or if you're a nigger, virginity status notwithstanding
nibi give me your virginity
I would pay for that porno
>>700303987
>>700304007
>>700304122
Kill yourselves
>>700304034
Good morning, how are you today?
>>700304065
I got nothing done today.
>>700304034
it's not super consistent
I take extra days off/switch with coworkers regularly
>>700304200
\hug
>>700304200
ilu nibbles
Phew. Lost mine a month before I turned 21
>>700304234
all because of me?...
Avery quick, meet me in that one place I need help not being a subhuman.
Bring your sister, she is more important to the occasion.
>>700304366
Yes, I was expecting you to wake me up, and you didn't.
>>700304398
I am there
>>700304436
she left for ohio hours ago
>>700304520
Oh in that case I don't need you.
>>700304520
How many hours?
>>700304491
fuck. it was an honest mistake. i have failed you
>>700304363
which one, though
>>700304682
o-oh
>>700304694
about 4
>>700304231
Pretty good. Few days off work. Sleeps been messed up but otherwise very good
>>700304281
Oh okay
Do you get bonus rates on weekends?
>>700304717
You get one more chance. Tomorrow, same time.
>>700304784
About four as in less than, but almost, or a little more than?
>>700304847
My sleep is pretty messed up too.
I blame a certain someone who insists on staying up until 5 am every night.
Has work been going well, are you successfully not a cripple?
>>700304847
ha ha no
the bonus is that I don't have to work as long
>>700304930
one of those for sure
>>700304930
i will try! i will make you proud dad!
I'd like to fuck a woman but I'm too socially retarded to make relationships
>>700305225
o n e n i g h t s t a n d s
>>700305098
Or do you mean about four, but actually closer to five?
>>700305162
Dad?
>>700305333
no
definitely not that
>>700305314
I'm not trusting enough to go to someone else's house all willy nilly
>>700305333
y-yes
>>700305225
They have paid services for that, ya know
>>700304721
which one? how many did i have
Dealing with people socially is hard.
>>700305098
>ha ha no
Weak
>>700305039
Yeah I am mostly not a cripple now, it's great
>>700305480
well, it was easier on campus, I guess
>>700305385
Do you mean five?
>>700305538
Oh.
>>700305600
scales also has the 'tism
>>700305540
you have two, like everyone
>>700304281
>>700304348
suck my dick
>>700305573
>Dealing with people socially is hard
Yes I have a social function to go to tomorrow that I am not looking forward to.
Being a not-cripple is great. I played sports last weekend for the first time since my surgery and it was great.
>>700305573
doesn't bother me too much
mainly cuz I never do anything socially anyway
>>700305716
that doesn't help either I suppose
>>700305780
o-okay
>>700303852
I don't need a pussy to lose my virginty faggot
>>700305540
with my luck it'd be a police sting
>>700305600
not for me i guess
>>700305716
The main problem is I don't know how to develop friendships
>>700306079
neither do I, people just love me for some reason
>>700306196
this
>>700306196
like how do you talk to someone you don't know
it baffles me
I got 186 meters if anyone would like to confirm.
Fucking trig substitution à la con.
>>700306196
Nobody loves you.
>>700306334
Assuming it's approaching the line perpendicularly of course.
>>700306334
>it's
fucking dropped
>>700305816
Oh that is fantastic
I'm still having some leg issues, but I am doing swimming
>>700305944
Yeah that is fair
Since my job is 10x busier on a weekend, I would flip my shit if I didn't get paid extra.
Kitty, I can't stop hiccuping.
>>700305573
>Dealing with people socially is hard.
they had me start working headseat on drivethrough and literally first car sounded like an indian guy fresh off the plane.
kill me
I came here looking for porn
and all I find is shit chat
>>700306461
its going to last forever
>>700305944
that is a nice image
>>700306302
say hi
I had a whole talk with someone just after the plane from chicago to san fransisco about music and it was great
>>700306383
Not as much as you do, that's for sure
>>700306459
I should stop swimming again, I have not been getting as much exercise as I was before my surgery and it is starting to show.
>>700303852
741 days and I'm subhuman tier.
>>700305944
Bitch
>>700306630
>not even 19
somehow I think you're fine
>>700306459
oh mine is less busy if anything
the only time there's a lot of activity is the first week of the month when rent is due
>>700306557
th-thanks you too
>>700306639
if you like...
holy shit I meant start
>>700306558
I don't love you, you waste of time.
Why did Tommy get whacked?
is it bad that I've been playing minecraft on and off for a few years and still can never remember how to make a fence
>>700306742
I thought the same when I was 16,
four years have passed.
>>700306791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS9iHP1X-as
>>700306750
I wanna beat the fuck outta you, fuc kyou.
Talking to people is easy as long as there's SOME kind of icebreaker
>>700305716
The front-side kind.
>>700306079
Kinky
>>700306922
>Talking to people is easy as long as there's SOME kind of icebreaker
>>700306922
>>700306922
>>700306922
it's just about finding the in
and more importantly recognizing it
>>700306886
isn't it just like six sticks in two rows
SF is a waste of time. Useless nigger.
>>700306920
that's fine
>>700306907
I'm not clicking that link I'm already listening to music.
>>700307018
naw its two sticks on the left and right side (bottom middle) and two wood blocks in the middle row bottom middle.
>>700307091
Eat shit.
>>700307051
do not be rude
>>700306558
A big part of it is that a large portion of people my age are so... immature? I just can't connect with them.
>>700306886
off the top of my head isn't it
XXX
XXX
>>700307161
close enough
>>700307206
>>700307209
Go fuck yourself katia.
>>700307136
really the title was the relevant part
>>700307209
he's on his period a little bit
>>700307211
>people my age
scales you're an adult
and here's the terrifying thing
they're not going to get better
>>700307317
I didn't read the title. I saw it was a link and just skipped over it.
ok I'm gonna go to bed now
night friends
>>700307317
How do I find the 2% that aren't complete shitbags? And get over my crippling anxiety and trust issues? I don't even want to give out my name to anyone out of fear of repercussions.
Want to cut katia up and feet him to Muslims as "Halal Beef".
>>700306592
Stop swimming?
Yeah I've put on weight. I need to stop eating fried chicken
>>700306750
I hate you
>>700307541
nitenite
>>700307495
your 4chan doesn't automatically turn display youtube links as the titles? is this 2010?
>>700307570
>the 2% that aren't complete shitbags?
most people are not complete shitbags, you're better at recognizing negatives in them than positives probably because of the crippling anxiety and trust issues so you conceive of them as complete shitbags
Most people aren't complete shitbags.
Just minor shitbags
>>700307751
That makes sense
>>700307751
It does, but I see it was a link and chose to not read it and instead ignore it.
>>700308054
I'm impressed by people like you whose eyes manage to just ignore text so swiftly.
>>700307986
I can't really get you over the anxiety though.
>>700308271
I'm not impressed by people like you who manage to be awful at literally everything.
>>700307664
I meant start.
I have been eating better but have had a bad few weeks of giving in to late night store runs.
>>700308271
I'm anxious because I worry about the worst possible scenario?
Oh hey that girl's cute I should talk to her oh but she might not like me or react in a bad way I should just stay by myself
>>700308625
I'm pretty good at making you the saltiest sailor in the sea
>>700308709
the worst possible scenario is never really that bad, is the thing
overdeveloped risk aversion
anyway night
>>700307317
is he ever not
>>700307541
AVERY I JUST GOT OFF WORK GET BACK HERE YOU SHIT
>>700308664
I had a bunch of fast food while I was ill, cause it was an excuse to go for a walk
Also I like to read the newspaper while I eat.
>>700308709
>Oh hey that girl's cute I should talk to her oh but she might not like me or react in a bad way I should just stay by myself
No the worst scenario is she is actually like this serial murder and taxidermist enthusiast and she ends up skinning you and using you as a lampshade or something.
>>700308956
ha
>>700308879
julian what is this shit about russian syria
VODKA OR BEER?
ANSSWER
ANGER UINCREASING
>>700309459
suicide
>>700309459
beer
>>700309459
Unless it's really good beer, vodka
nibi you have shit porn stop it
>>700309589
How about I shove a broken beer bottle up your fucking pussy, you bitch faggot?
>>700309582
are you still hiccup?
>>700309802
suck my dick
>>700309136
that's not helping
If katia had a pussy I would probably treat him like less of a wretched faggot
>>700303852
I am a VIRGIN over 35, I am superhuman
>>700309675
All beers taste the same to me fam
>>700310012
How is life?
would any of you fap to this?
>>700310113
allday
>>700309959
I'm just sayin', being rebuffed ain't the worst thing in the world. It might be embarrassing, but it's not something that you'll remember over and over in your head
>>700310019
RIP in piece anon
guess I'm gonna lay down too
>>700309459
>>700310255
Pavel disagrees
>>700309944
go fuck yourself
>>700309989
I wouldn't be opposed to it.
who am I talking at
>>700310376
You go fuck yourself pipsqueek.
>>700310344
Who is Pavel?
>>700310446
you don't have a vagina though
>>700310573
rimworld
>>700310611
I have a
>>700310092
pretty nice, well paying job, own my own house, got a car and a dog and a shitload of toys since i don't spend money on dating and partying
i have crippling social anxiety and hate other people because almost everyone are assholes but whatever. I'm happy when I visit the dog park and meet the occasional nice person.
Katia is the type of person id like to beat to death with my bear fucking hands.
>>700310694
The rebuff thing in Rimworld is busted as fuck
Motherfuckers will hit on married people then wonder why they got rejected, over and over again
>>700309873
Yes.
>>700310712
butt and pussy are two separate things
>>700310923
why do you have hands for fucking bears?
>>700311030
Eat shit you limp dick pussy. You'd die in the mud like the fucking mudslime you are.
>>700311046
uh oh....
>>700311280
fuck you faggot, eat shit in hell.
>>700311401
get fukt
I want to hug a kobold
>>700311495
Id like to see you say that with your eyes being fucking stabbed out.
>implying you'd do anything except drop spaghetti
what a lovely thread
>>700311509
No Kobolds here, just us Greater Yinglets
>>700311808
A suitable substitute.
>>700311770
yass
Woo power's back
fuck you faggot
>>700311847
I do not have any Yinglet hug pictures, sadly
>>700303852
Well, I'm 29, almost 30, and still a virgin. My position is that I don't want to stick my dick in crazy or get an STD, and I'm not gay. So that basically leaves to just chilling by myself. It's fine - I make a lot of money, way ahead of my peer group, so I have nothing to prove. I'm not fat or a neck beard, also.
>>700311879
whats up
>>700311900
now you can power your vibrating butt plug!
Now now, we're all faggots here
Im 21 asperger syndrome. I thought losing my v card at 17 was too late. Now ive been wirh like 15 people lol
>>700311966
Neither do I.
Fix your hand or whatever and paint us one ;-;
>>700311905
stop posting porn as terrible as ur life
>not posting the true kobold
>>700311993
Youve proven you're a bitch who gets walked over on.faggot.
>>700312040
You think I'd be so unprepared? That thing's battery-powered
>>700312130
Suck my dick you weak little bitch.
>>700312076
If I remember later I will. I can paint alright, just can't draw. I hold the brush differently.
But I like to paint outside and the whether is a little bit wet.
>>700312271
cease making sexually frustrated angry comments and actually get fucked you retard lmao
>>700312136
>not dorf fort
get out
>>700311900
what happened to it
>>700312040
listening to a friends podcast
>>700312136
They need to update that model.
>>700303852
>cancerous furfag
>calling other people subhuman
Throwing stones in a glass house there, buddy.
>>700312160
How do you figure, fuckhead? You're the one posting faggot furry porn. That automatically places you behind a 29 y/o virgin.
>>700312337
You no take candle
>>700312051
Males or females?
>>700312359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4tEatmhzhg
They are in expac in 10 days
>>700312320
Cease being a pussy little bitch, id break your fuckin neck pussy.
>>700303852
(you)
>>700312382
SALTY cus cant get laid and never will. LOL YOU'RE A VIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGIN
>>700312345
It went out for a bit. Not unexpected, it's pretty stormy here
>>700311993
what's the coolest thing you own? I like my pinball machine :)
also my house is filled with computers since i'm a huge nerd, there's a laptop in every room and 5 different powerful desktop PCs to run steam big picture, my MAME arcade cabinet and various other crap
>>700312737
poor lil guy must be all spooped from the storm
>>700312653
As I said, I don't care. I'm good. Wow, you stuck your dick in a hole? What an accomplishment. You deserve a trophy.
>>700312936
I'm hiding under the bed as we speak
>>700312345
any good?
>>700312197
batteries can run out after extended use
anywho, back in a while, smoke time
>>700312955
YES YOU DO LOLVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGIN
>>700313153
;~; awww
>>700313179
its ok. its just him going on about cringey poems and stories he finds on a website
>>700312776
I'm in an apartment right now, so I can't customize/automate everything I want to. I'm searching for a condo where I can do that. I'm not big on getting a house - always too busy with work and school.
Anyways, I have a 4k UHDTV, a few laptops and tablets, HD sound system. I'd have a lot more, but I'm not allowed to modify the infrastructure of my apartment. Good stuff you have, tho. I'm in IT, so have an appreciation for that stuff, too.
This thread sucks, it has way too many otherwise decent pictures ruined by gross human cocks
>>700312475
>No candle
Disgusting.
>>700313195
Nope. God's in His Heaven, All's Right with the World.
>>700313651
Not all of them have candles
>>700313696
VIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGIN
>>700303852
20 right now.
Better hurry the fuck up.
>>700313794
Have a good night, anon.
>>700313993
VIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGINVIRGIN
oh
hes still doing that
well then.
