Alright guys I'm back. Madison hasn't responded and I got two new matches I'm willing to have some fun with.
Rules as always: 1 get per response and quads overpower
Other than that freedom reigns
As always let the games begin.
>>700301545
More info.
>>700301545
More info. 2
>>700301545
First get decides Boogie or Lauren.
>>700301545
Boogie is an edgy cunt and Lauren is a Cringy shitlord
pick neither, await better options.
>>700302787
That's why I want to use them. More keks in return.
Sex. $400. I get it: "you're not a slut". I don't give a fuck. Want to bust a nut. Your choice.
Boogie: Can I Oogie in your Boogie?
>>700303114
reroll
>>700303114
Kek. OP will roll for this.
>>700303114
roll
>>700303296
Need to know which girl you are rolling for too guys...
>>700303385
My post literally says Boogie. It's the Boogie bitch bro
>>700303114
roll dammit
>>700303114
rereroll
>>700303505
I was more talking about>>700303041
>>700303114
fucking christ reroll
>>700303666
Doesn't count. That was OP.
>>700303666
well it says your choice
and your get means you have to do it
>>700303666
I hate you op...
>>700303799
Kek you just wasted it too.
I masturbated in the bathroom of a Texas Roadhouse once
>>700303729
nah it counts for >>700303041 since OP was referring to it
>>700303114
ok, I'll get this one for you faggots
>>700303898
this to boogie
I wish this was fun
>>700303791
I will. I mean that I didn't know which girl he was talking about for >>700303041. Just say the name of the girl and then what I should send. Easy enough?
>>700303666
so winrar?
>>700303977
winrar
>>700303977
Winrar. Stand by for delivrar.
>>700304069
any man, doesn't make a difference...
>>700303114
reroll... since i got dubs on bullshit
>>700303977
damn I actually did it
>>700304199
we already got it as winrar, but nice dubs nonetheless
>>700304253
>>700304199
fuck, me too
>>700304292
Now we wait...
>>700304069
what part about
>Your choice.
didn't you understand?
just pick one at random
maybe Lauren is better since we already have >>700303114
for boogie
>>700304418
The your choice choice part mostly.
>>700304388
Mother fucker.
ask Oogie how she feels about small dark places
>>700304513
well now only lauren is left so just text her
OP here. We can still roll for Lauren in the mean time.
>>700304292
nice you should say:
lets get down to business. Let's fuck. I'll get you dinner, whatever place you want. Maybe walk by the park at night while you cuddle by my arms. But at the end of the day I want to put this 9 incher in your asshole. You got that sweetie, or do you want a little "inspiration" to get you going? ;)
>>700304704
That's good. Roll for that once response.
>>700304623
What if I told you my cock tasted like pudding
>>700304704
Roll
Can I ask you a really odd question? I was wondering if I could give you an enema. It's when I squirt water up your ass and clean you up. The only catch is I can do it with Texas Pete hot sauce. After we're done you can shit it back on to my wee wee.
>>700304844
winrar
>>700304911
damn, wasted dubs lol
Hey Lauren, I'm a fun guy. I like simple things, like watching nature, drinking beer, and you.
So can I get your number?
>>700304704
Kek stand by. Doing this on Lauren.
>>700304887
Eh, why not
>>700304704
Delivraring.
>>700305200
Literaly just got a match. Let's do this boys.
Let me see your pussy boss
>>700305408
I'd ask you for nudes, but I Bailey know ya.
In other words, show me your tits.
>>700305497
Nah RIP your asshole when I'm done with you.
>>700305408
Looks like "Delivraring" is your opener
>>700305497
nigga had it coming.
>>700305591
roll
>>700305666
oh shit satan commands it
>>700305615
OP roll.
>>700305666
Stand by.
>>700305497
Dicks out tits out. Proof required.
>>700305497
Wanna flip my flim flam?
>>700305666
lol stan commands
>>700305666
satan has spoken
>>700305497
dude do you have some shit in your bio that indicates youre a /b/tard?
>>700305497
"Go back to 4chan"
>>700305666
>>700305711
Satan beat ya
>>700305879
this
explain OP
>>700305955
Winning
>>700305879
Not at all. Just "Let's get pizza?" Just mention Pizza. Works every time.
>>700306000
Checked
>>700305939
Next? Make it good.
>>700306280
dont play with me bailey. i need those 18 year old melons
>>700306280
Is their a leak in your house, or are you just happy to see me?
>>700306280
send a dick pic
>>700306419
Nice try.
>>700306511
Stand by
>>700306511
hue hue hue
>>700306511
Boom
I can shove my cock in your ass for Harambe
>>700306511
wwwinrar
>>700306511
Corrected for you.
I'll send you 60$ for a closeup picture of your asshole. Do we have a deal?
>>700307006
cmon bailey, i need some 18 year old melons
>>700306797
Frontman, not bad
>>700307145
Not me. That was when I saw AJJ.
B u m p
Bailey, me you and my pet fish 3 am.
>>700307656
you probably go HAM after everyone else leaves the party, too
Listen, me, you, and my 14" didlo lets make it happen
>>700307921
roll for this
>live in the middle of nowhere
>never get matches
I fucking hate tinder.
MORE PLZ
Bailey, you're a fat fuck. It's not funny you fucking piece of garbage. "Dank may-mays" is that your excuse for using tinder as a fat fuck. Go fucking kill yourself.....actually, don't. You're already killing yourself from the diabetes that you get from constantly eating cake late at night. Let me guess, you're a "cool" girl and not like the other "sluts." Is that seriously you're excuse for being this gigantic piece of trash?
Let's fuck.
>>700307988
Will send it despite the one get per response rule. Stand by.
>>700307988
Winrar
>>700308235
don't send it
>>700307921
Anyone know where to get a 14" dildo this time of night?
>>700308405
Check your mom's room
>>700308508
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>700308405
Let's get right down to it. Let's fuck. No bullshit. Are you into Nazi Roleplay? Maybe I could be a Nazi Officer and you can be my bad, bad little Anne Frank ;)
>>700308405
ask for feet
>>700308405
If positive response: I don't have a dildos so I'll just use my fist. That cool?
If negative: that's fine. I don't have a dildos anyway. Can I just use my fist?
>>700308405 #
Rolll
>>700309115
Kek roll
>>700308405
don't text her again before you get a reply
>>700309115
Roll
>>700309115 #
roll
>>700309333
Whoa damn
Cmon bitch respond....
Is OP a faggot?
>>700309754
>>700309595
She hasn't responded yet.
>>700308405
We're losing her! Make it good.
>>70030792
>>700309333
Both mein, this is my first night on 4chan..
>>700305939
Shoulda said "TITS OUT FOR HARAMBE"
>>700309115
Roll
>>700309115
OP roll
>>700310533
OP IS ON FIRE!
>>700309333
OP is tripping
>>700310217
Welcome new friend
>>700310533
Stand by.
>>700310156
don't oh honey me
you are not deserve more than this pick up line
i would come to get you even if i need my pick up truck. you know, because you are a fattie/10
>>700310697
rulz
>>700309115
Delivraring
>>700310697
if you gonna lose her, lose her with style
>>700310787
by the way, maybe you have a dildo?
wanna see how it feels like in my butt
>>700310787
if negative: that's fine, i don't have fist anyway.
but i have a pee pee and legs
whatever you are into
It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean, right Bailey?
Man I've been so tired from work lately going with my dad. I never know what's gonna go through that door.
I had a uncle named Bailey, he's in prison now and now that I think about it my parents are only childs...
>>700310787
Sorry if this is weird, tbh im a 16 yr old scrub
Are there a bunch of 12 year olds that don't know how to talk to women in this thread?
>>700311464
Fuck you nigger I'm 13 and I've slept with more woman than you had dinners faggot
>>700311601
roll
>>700311464
Why don't you take your sorry ass advice and what not and shove it up your dirty keaster and fuck off!
This chick responds at the pace of a horse with Downs...
>>700311601
Roll
Bailey I bet you didn't know but the girls around town call me "Reebok Cock", cause my cock is shaped like a Reebok shoe, wanna see if it fits?
>>700311601
Rolling
>>700311830
rolll
>>700311601
This
>>700311601
pls this
>>700311601
Yea do this one op
>>700311830
Rolling
>>700310787
Time to eat my shoe OP. Brb.
>>700311601
this
>>700311601
Rolling for keks
>>700312433
winrar
>>700311830
Gotta give some girl the Reebok Cock
>>700312482
>>700312433
One get per response.
>>700312433
fag levels slowly increasing
Next? Please guys. Don't be faggots and fuck this up...
>>700312934
Yeah kind of like my fist... Up your ass lol
>>700313017
Don't do this OP. Don't ever do this...
>>700312934
How far is too far
I wanna go all the way
>>700313017
Roll
>>700312934
Do you know any better ones?
>>700313341
Rollllin
I'm going to come to your house and fucking murder you, you retarded ugly bitch
This thread is cancerous
>>700313424
reroll
>>700313341
Henry Rollins
>>700313424
Roll
>>700312934
Sorry that was weird. Now, hehe. This is going to sound crazy but are into like weird Whinie the Poo roleplay shit? I'm kind of looking for a dominant Piglet to take a shit on me. I'm a Tigger.
>>700312934
Sorry, I have a shit taste in humor. Was just kidding around :)
>>700313341
Roll
>>700313653
recovery response, not a bad idea
>>700313629
Roll
Just wanted to see how far you'd go. Do I owe you a pic in return for the one you sent me?
You like like a hefty girl. Someone that needs two dicks. Should I bring a friend along or are you packing a dick with that jawline?
>>700301684
For lauren: You won't be a vegetarian for much longer after you swallow this moose cock of mine.
>>700313690
Rerolllio
Hey >>700313721
Henry Rollins
>>700313341
Rollk
>>700313622
don't ignore these dubs text the kys pic
>>700313341
Rolloiloo
How big do you like your cocks?
>>700313721
Roll
>>700312934
Sorry. I get carried away sometimes. Want to get dinner and some condoms?
>>700312934
Sorry I'll stop messing about, in all seriousness any idea how to remove a dead cat from the end of a penis? Asking for a friend of mine
>>700314349
Kek roll
>>700314390
Roll
>>700314349
This.
>>700314452
RE roll
>>700314349
OP roll
>>700313341
Roll
Love's not a joke, it's a battlefield littered with scars, so let me put my sword into your axe wound baby.
>>700314349
roll
>>700314746
Roll
>>700314776
>>700314776
this but 'let me sheath my sword for a while baby'
>>700314859
No gets in this thread wooooow
>>700313341
Rolltehdbhd
>>700314349
fucking this
>>700314349
Rolljdjh
>>700314349
rolling
>>700314349
This.
let's snoo snoo til death
>>700314349
you see me rollin
OP here. The lack of gets in this thread is fucking cringe worthy...
>>700314349
give me a get already ffs
>>700313629
reroll
>>700315264
fucking come on
>>700315182
rollin
>>700314349
D U B S
G E T
>>700315248
why don't you chek em then?
>>700315298
Fuck fuck fuck motherfucker
>>700314349
A C T U A L
D U B S
G E T
>>700314349
if this post gets dubs rand paul will win the us presidency
>>700315248
Hang in there man, I'm interested to see where this thread goes
>>700314349
Rollllllll
>>700315444
Stand by.
I'll dub the boobs
>>700315444
Holyy fuck! winrar we have a winrar. Also congrats to Rand
>>700315533
check em
>>700312934
Then whip out those titties, and I'll make a balloon animal out of my dick.
>>700315698
"You have two hands and 3 holes. Cover the two you don't want me in"
>>700315698
Not that we'll need them after i put my fist into your B-hole
>>700315698
Hitler did nothing wrong
guys, at least wait for a response before spamming him with replies
>>700315835
this
>>700315825
rolling
>>700301598
ROADHOUSE
>>700315941
SHUT UP MOM
>>700315698
i'm really sorry i'm on acid right now and i really need to see your tits, please please show me
>>700316032
roll
>>700310647
When the fuck did everyone start being nice to newfags?
>>700316011
check em
>>700316011
nice doubles
>>700316011
oh shit! now OP has gotta say. "shut up, mom! Hitler did nothing wring".
>>700310217
lurk moar faggot
>>700315966
Winrar
look baby I've scored three times you can be my fourth
She gave the message a like but said nothing... Still not unmatched so I guess we'll wait.
I'm gonna kill my self now thx
>>700316660
We can wait. It's fine.
>>700316271
I like to follow you when you go to school would really like to smell your hair, show me your things so I can resist this urges.
im not sure if I can resist any longer ........or see you real soon
>>700316758
rollin for this
>>700301545
Also same
>>700305879
r/tinder has that too
remember,4chan isnt a secret boys' club anymore
Dying
>>700317040
It's such a shame...
several girls tell me I have magic fingers want to try em
>>700316235
>doubles
=_=
>>700317407
reroll
>>700317407
rereroll
>>700317040
>>700317234
You're telling me there's an indicator on tinder saying that you use /b/ whether you want people to know or not?
>>700317407
rerereroll
How you sprouts goods english
>>700317426
Kill yourself nigger
>>700317407
fuck it
>>700317556
I don't even know where to begin...
Fuck it... If someone gets dubs starting now before the thread 404s I'll post whatever they put. Make it good.
Nigger
>>700318073
So is that a no.. orrr
>>700317556
no you dumbass.
it's just a meme.
she used it
people here seem to think it was exclusive to 4chan and she knde the meme and saw something on his bio(which he writes) that led her to meme with him
but the meme is at least on reddit too and she was just being le memer for no reason
>>700318614
oh thank god.
